Dogs and light bulbs
Yeah, this sort of circular email is only one half-step up from Spam, but some of these were pretty funny and it will amuse a certain pretty blonde girl to see them here. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me.
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Ridgeback: I'll bark at the next delivery guy. He'll change it. After he changes his underwear.
Vizsla: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Beagle: WHAT? THE LIGHT BULB NEEDS TO BE CHANGED?? HEY! HEY! THE LIGHT BULB NEEDS TO BE CHANGED! WOWOOOO, WOWOO! SOMEBODY BETTER CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB!!
Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me.
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Ridgeback: I'll bark at the next delivery guy. He'll change it. After he changes his underwear.
Vizsla: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Beagle: WHAT? THE LIGHT BULB NEEDS TO BE CHANGED?? HEY! HEY! THE LIGHT BULB NEEDS TO BE CHANGED! WOWOOOO, WOWOO! SOMEBODY BETTER CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB!!
Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
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