Wednesday, March 31, 2004

I'm with Rich, sort of

Rich Lowry, the editor of the conservative journal National Review and another past Franken target, said he was interested in Franken's efforts on Air America, but not enough to tune in. He did acknowledge that Air America could find an audience.

I'm not interested enough to tune in either. But I don't think it will find enough of an audience to survive, nor do I think that radio will continue to hold interest for Alice. He won't be happy being a third-tier radio host; unless he can hit the level of stardom of a Rush or O'Reilly, he'll be too proud to continue.

Anyone got that call-in number yet? Wouldn't it be funny if he's too chicken to take calls?


UPDATE: the call-in number is 1-866-303-2270. Don't miss the chance to call in and ask when he's going to defend the manhood of the Democratic Party and answer my challenge. I can't imagine that you'll ever get through, but at least someone will get the message to him. Vox Day, Minnesota Mensa and Universal Press Syndicate, is looking for a piece of him. Debate, fight-club rules or both, anytime.

Never trust a Republican leader

That advice would have served this guy well: Republican leaders have broken a promise they made to expose the shocking contents of memos exchanged among Senate Judiciary Committee Democrats, says Manuel Miranda, the former GOP aide who is the whistleblower at the center of the so-called Memogate scandal. Miranda told Insight in an exclusive interview that both Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., and Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, broke clearly stated promises to expose collusion between top Democrats and special-interest groups seeking to thwart President Bush's nominees to federal courts.

"Sen. Hatch told me specifically, point blank, that if I resigned he could then talk about the substance of the memos," Miranda tells Insight. "I was told by the Frist office that, if I resigned, the Democrats would basically calm down" and the Republicans could make the memos public. Miranda said the same promises were made to conservative groups that assist the Republicans in gaining support for judicial nominees.


But we can trust them when they tell us that if we just re-elect George Delano, they'll start putting that super-secret plan into action, the one in which they roll back all the damage they've done to the Constitution, the budget and the economy, right? Sometimes I wonder if George Delano's defenders are even listening to themselves - those who claim the war-on-method trumps all excluded - I mean, if you're clinging to hopes of super-secret second-term plans, you are in for a world of disappointment. The sad thing is, they'll probably get suckered by the next faux conservative to come along and whisper sweet conservative nothings.

If you're going to peddle your ass for power, don't be surprised when no one stands up for your virtue.

Mises on two socialist strains

From the Mises Institute, published in 1944:The Bolshevists set the precedent. The success of the Lenin clique encouraged the Mussolini gang and the Hitler troops. Both Italian Fascism and German Nazism adopted the political methods of Soviet Russia. The only difference between Nazism and Bolshevism is that the Nazis got a much bigger minority in the elections preceding their coup d'état than the Bolsheviks got in the Russian elections in the fall of 1917.

The Nazis have not only imitated the Bolshevist tactics of seizing power. They have copied much more. They have imported from Russia the one-party system and the privileged role of this party and its members in public life; the paramount position of the secret police; the organization of affiliated parties abroad which are employed in fighting their domestic governments and in sabotage and espionage, assisted by public funds and the protection of the diplomatic and consular service; the administrative execution and imprisonment of political adversaries; concentration camps; the punishment inflicted on the families of exiles; the methods of propaganda. They have borrowed from the Marxians even such absurdities as the mode of address, party comrade (Parteigenosse), derived from the Marxian comrade (Genosse), and the use of a military terminology for all items of civil and economic life. The question is not in which respects both systems are alike but in which they differ.

It has already been shown wherein the socialist patterns of Russia and Germany differ. These differences are not due to any disparity in basic philosophical views; they are the necessary con­sequence of the differences in the economic conditions of the two countries. The Russian pattern was inapplicable in Germany, whose population cannot live in a state of self-sufficiency. The German pattern seems very inefficient when compared with the incompa­rably more efficient capitalist system, but it is far more efficient than the Russian method. The Russians live at a very low economic level notwithstanding the inexhaustible richness of their natural resources.There is inequality of incomes and of standards of living in both countries. It would be futile to try to determine whether the difference in the living standards of party comrade Goering and the average party comrade is greater or smaller than that in the standards of comrade Stalin and his comrades. The characteristic feature of socialism is not equality of income but the all‑round control of business activities by the government, the government's exclusive power to use all means of production.

The Nazis do not reject Marxism because it aims at socialism but because, as they say, it advocates internationalism. Marx's internationalism was nothing but the acceptance of eighteenth-century ideas on the root causes of war: princes are eager to fight each other because they want aggrandizement through conquest, while free nations do not covet their neighbors' land. But it never occurred to Marx that this propensity to peace depends upon the existence of an unhampered market society. Neither Marx nor his school was ever able to grasp the meaning of international conflicts within a world of etatism and socialism. They contented themselves with the assertion that in the Promised Land of socialism there would no longer be any conflicts at all.


It will never cease to amaze me how socialists attempt to deny, deny, deny that the National Socialist German Worker's Party was a socialist institution. Never mind the copious words and writings of every Nazi leader. Never mind the party's explicit platform. Now, of course, they're attempting to deny Marx, Lenin and the Communists. I imagine they'd deny the Fabians too if the Fabians had ever managed to kill anybody. Apparently all historical socialism was not, in fact, socialism. About the kindest thing I can say for modern socialists and their dumbed-down kin is that they're as intellectually bankrupt as their philosophy.

So much for gratefulness

“The people of Fallujah hanged some of the bodies on the old bridge like slaughtered sheep,” Mohammed said. “I saw it myself.”

I still want us to bring our troops and our civilians home. We don't belong in Iraq, and I don't care if it descends into another Mideast hellhole, I only care that it is not allowed to pose a serious threat to the US. But since the Iraqis will no doubt mistake a withdrawal for some kind of weakness it will probably be necessary to turn places like Fallujah into large sheets of glass. That should make the point clear.

This is why the decision to occupy Iraq, and to a lesser extent, Afghanistan, pissed me off. I don't see a good outcome for us there. Better to take the win and quit while your enemies are dead and you're manifestly ahead than to hold on too long and end up leaving looking like a loser. Every gambler at Vegas and every entrepeneur interested in obtaining investment knows that you have to have an exit strategy before you go in, and I don't believe that the Bush administration ever had one. Remember that the jihad considered Afghanistan a win, and the Soviets were there beating the hell out of them for twenty years. I suspect that the only way we'll ever have peace with the Middle East is to take out the leaders every so often and allow them to keep busy fighting each other for supremacy.

Meanwhile, Iran's nuclear reactor is literally weeks away from going online; I wonder who will hit it first?

UPDATE: Jamie writes on his blog: The general population has seen enough random terror around the world to know there is no defensive strategy in the war against islamofascism - we go on the offensive in the lands where the genesis of those ideas are and defeat them, or they will come get us. I for one, do not want to see the Neville Chamberlain strategy employed, and then be riding on the new Ghan railway in five years and have bombs go off left right and centre on the bastard.

This is surely true. But we're not on the offensive in Iraq. We haven't been for almost a year now. This is the equivalent of taking Niedersachsen during the WWII and parking there. Play offense or play defense, but either would be better than this half-assed war-on-method that piles bad tactics on top of bad strategy. It severely annoys me to hear how George Bush is a great war leader because he has this "secret strategy" that he can't share with the people he's supposedly leading:

"What's the game plan, coach?"
"Can't tell you, son But trust me, it's a great one."
"Well, can you at least tell me who we're playing?"
"I can tell you who we're not playing. We're not playing against the team in the red jerseys. No, we're only playing against those who try to tackle us."
"But the guys in the red jerseys ARE trying to tackle us!"
"Shhh! Keep your voice down! The ref might hear you!"

The fact that the US military successfully destroyed a third-rate military dictatorship does not make George Bush a great wartime President. We're supposed to be able to defeat third-rate military dictatorships. The jury is still out on the actual war, and at this point, there are more questions than answers. Remember, it took all of five years, 1939-1944, for Hitler to wax and wane. We're already halfway there.

Make that four markets

The new liberal radio network Air America made a last-minute landing in the Twin Cities Tuesday with the news that WMNN Radio (1330 AM) will carry satirist Al Franken's new show when it makes its national debut today.

I've lived in Minnesota for years and I've never even heard of WMNN. But that's good news... when someone figures out Franken's studio number, send it along and I'll post it here. And then, we can start calling....

Let's get it on!

Speaking of bad poetry

Kyle Williams sent the following note: Just wanted to alert you to this thread at Free Republic. Inspired by your column, posters are arguing with each other through poems.

Yes, I am the poetical inspiration of the nation. And somewhere, the White Buffalo just blew coffee out his nose.

This makes me laugh

From Drudge: CNN has lost more than half its audience from a year ago, according to NIELSEN! In 24-Hour Time Period for the first quarter of 2004, FOX NEWS CHANNEL averaged 824,000 viewers, down 36% vs. a year ago, which saw heightened viewership due to the Iraqi War. CNN plummeted 52%, averaging 458,000 viewers, while MSNBC dropped 49% averaging 234,000 viewers.

In PrimeTime, FOX NEWS decreased 36% from its 2003 viewership, averaging 1,394,000 people. CNN plunged 48% with 806,000 viewers and MSNBC fell 50% with 333,000 viewers. Eleven out of the top 12 cable news shows so far in 2004 appeared on FOX NEWS. Only one of CNN’s shows, Larry King Live, made the list at number four with 1,302,000 viewers.


I was saying this for years. Supply and demand. Supply and demand. There's no real need for CNN anymore. Divide your 50 percent of the American audience among the ABCNNBCBS cabal, not to mention NPR, and it's not exactly a surprise that the only station offering anything different to the other 50 percent is going to do very well. If the country is split 50/50 and the media is split 90/10, then that 50/10 media is going to clean up. As Fox is doing.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Another Latin question

Would "fiat visus" be "let there be sight" in the sense of seeing, to be able to see?

He's so original

From the Washington Times: Al Franken and a host of garrulous progressives ease onto the airwaves tomorrow morning on America Left, broadcasting live from 6 a.m. to midnight on weekdays via XM Satellite Radio and three AM radio stations — in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles. Mr. Franken will debut at noon with "The O'Franken Factor," a three-hour daily show airing opposite conservative host Rush Limbaugh, who has 20 million listeners. Mr. Franken once wrote a book titled "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot" and has named his show as a parody of "The O'Reilly Factor," hosted by Bill O'Reilly of Fox News.

Three markets and he can't even find a creative title for his show. Yeah, he's doomed.

A third perspective

Here's an interesting and insightful article by a former school nerd. He's no homeschool advocate, although he, too, sees schools as prisons, even if he considers them to be necessary in post-industrial society in order for adults to get things done. Here's the section I found most interesting:

Adults can't avoid seeing that teenage kids are tormented. So why don't they do something about it? Because they blame it on puberty. The reason kids are so unhappy, adults tell themselves, is that monstrous new chemicals, hormones, are now coursing through their bloodstream and messing up everything. There's nothing wrong with the system; it's just inevitable that kids will be miserable at that age. This idea is so pervasive that even the kids believe it, which probably doesn't help. Someone who thinks his feet naturally hurt is not going to stop to consider the possibility that he is wearing the wrong size shoes.

I'm suspicious of this theory that thirteen year old kids are intrinsically messed up. If it's physiological, it should be universal. Are Mongol nomads all nihilists at thirteen? I've read a lot of history, and I don't think I've seen a single reference to this supposedly universal fact before the twentieth century. Teenage apprentices in the Renaissance seem to have been cheerful and eager. They got in fights and played tricks on one another of course (Michelangelo had his nose broken by a bully), but they weren't crazy.

As far as I can tell, the concept of the hormone-crazed teenager is coeval with suburbia. I don't think this is a coincidence. I think teenagers are driven crazy by the life they're made to lead. Teenage apprentices in the Renaissance were working dogs. Teenagers now are neurotic lapdogs. Their craziness is the craziness of the idle everywhere.


This certainly appears to be true of the Middle East, particularly the Palestinian refugee camps, where most of the adults aren't permitted to work. I have on more than one occasion been struck by strange way that thirty-something Palestinian men often appear to behave like teenagers - I always thought they were acting up for the cameras, but now I'm not so sure.

Another interesting point he makes is the inevitability of the school culture's cruelty, as it is a hierarchy of popularity, not skill, which he compares to court intrigue: Court hierarchies are another thing entirely. This type of society debases anyone who enters it. There is neither admiration at the bottom, nor noblesse oblige at the top. It's kill or be killed. This is the sort of society that gets created by default in American secondary schools. And it happens because these schools have no real purpose beyond keeping the kids all in one place for a certain number of hours each day. What I didn't realize at the time, and in fact didn't realize till very recently, is that the twin horrors of school life, the cruelty and the boredom, both have the same cause.

The joy of public school

From Malaysia: Police have arrested 14 Fifth Formers to help investigations into the death of Mohd Farid Ibrahim (left) of Sekolah Menengah Agama Dato Klana Petra Maamor in Ampangan. Farid, 16, of Taman Desa Anggerik, Senawang, was found sprawled in a toilet of the school about 4pm, bleeding profusely from head injuries. A school warden took him to the Seremban Hospital, where he died about 30 minutes after admission. A school clerk lodged a police report last night, stating that Farid had fallen in the toilet, but police found bruises on his head, right ear and abdomen.... Farid's uncle, Mohd Marzuki Ishak, 52, said his nephew had complained of constant ragging and bullying at the school since enrolling there a month ago, and had wanted to be transferred to another school.

The evils of public school aren't caused by bad teachers or inept principals, they are endemic and inherent to the very nature of the classroom. They aren't even necessarily limited to the public schools per se, although it is there that they see their fullest flowering. The end results of same-age classroom education become disturbingly similar over time, across racial, class and linguistic boundaries. This Malaysian beating is just another anecdote, of course, but you'd be surprised at how the debates over the dismal state of education in England and Switzerland, to give two examples, sound almost exactly like the debates in the USA.

Safety in hollow-point

From the Star Tribune: Family members and friends from Minnesota walked through woods and marshes and along lakeshores Monday as a massive search intensified for a 20-year-old sophomore at the University of Wisconsin who grew up in Rockford.

I was on a plane a month ago with a friend of Dru Sjodin's family. And now, we're on to the next disappearance of a pretty girl and the ritual gathering of search parties. Instead of a cell phone, why not consider buying your daughter a compact .38? Wouldn't you rather call a defense lawyer instead of Missing Persons?

Why Joseph Farah is not a conservative

The editor writes: Conservatives, it seems to me, only forestall the inevitable slide into tyranny. I don't want to forestall it. I want to prevent it. I want to reverse that slide. I want to restore the dream that was America.

Professor Friedrich von Hayek, author of "The Road to Serfdom," is a hero to many conservatives. Yet, he, too, rejected the label – not only for him, but for his mentor, professor Ludwig von Mises, as well. "I cannot help smiling when I hear professor Mises described as a conservative," he wrote. "Indeed, in this country and at this time, his views may appeal to people of conservative minds. But when he began advocating them, there was no conservative group which he could support. There couldn't have been anything more revolutionary, more radical, than his appeal for reliance on freedom. To me, professor Mises is and remains, above all, a great radical, an intelligent and rational radical but, nonetheless, a radical on the right lines."

I agree. That's what I want to be. Was George Washington a conservative? No. He was a revolutionary. He is known throughout the world – or was when people appreciated such concepts – as the "father of freedom."


That's what I want to be too. A radical of the right. It's why I won't vote for George Delano, who isn't even a conservative anyhow, but a moderate liberal. It's why I left the Republican party, which doesn't even bother to try forestalling the slide into tyranny anymore. I don't care that Christian Libertarians, or Constitutionals or the Southern Party aren't going to win the election this year. We have two choices: stick with something that we already know doesn't and won't work, or move out in a new direction. I choose the latter.

Good cops and bad law

A few things first. I am probably as anti-government as anyone, both intellectually and emotionally. That being said, I'm from a military family which has been fighting American wars since the Revolution, and being a weightlifter, I have several friends who are cops. Some are old school, some are new school; I consider them good people, but both sorts have told me stories of their own behavior that crosses the legal line.

I understand why they have done as they did. The frustration of arresting the same drunk loser for the 20th time at the same bar and knowing that he'll get charged with nothing is tremendous. Better to give him a backseat "warning" then turn him loose with a few bruises, as that at least has a chance of penetrating said loser's thick consciousness. It's understandable, but it still isn't right. This is the old school evil, and it really doesn't do much harm.

If things were as bad as Sierra Times implies, the citizens would have revolted against the evil police long ago.

DD, I don't think you understand the fear and contempt that the average person has developed for the police. Blame must fall mainly on the politicians, of course, as this sort of attitude is only developed by forcing the police to enforce bad law. The average person has violated numerous traffic and drug laws, for starters, and therefore has developed a criminal mentality with regards to the police, viewing them as the enemy. I think the above statement is faulty logic, too, as things have been a lot worse in many police states, and no one has revolted.

I'm only staying up past my bedtime tonite, chatting with you folks, because I'm so amazed at the level of anti-law enforcement rhetoric....


I know the feeling.... And I think you should not only be amazed at the level of anti-law enforcement rhetoric, but also deeply concerned, especially given the sources. The readers here are mostly intelligent, law-abiding folk, the sort who were good conservative Republicans a generation ago. What has changed? More than anything, it is the law itself that has changed. I firmly believe that many of the police in the most notorious police states in history were the same sort of good people who simply did their job and did as they were told. Every policeman who enforces the drug war, who steals money under the guise of arresting it, is a likely candidate for a future police state policeman who will see no evil in what we would all see to be blatantly wrong.

Furthermore, there is corruption endemic within the police departments, in that they are largely not held accountable for their own violations of the law. Here in St. Paul, there was evidence that three senior officials conspired to withhold facts about a recent fatal police shooting. Not only was the policeman cleared of all wrongdoing - they inevitably are in Minnesota - but so were the conspiring officials. It defies reason to believe that all policeman everywhere are innocent of all wrongdoing; this sort of whitewashing is why even those whose natural bent is to support law-enforcement have become extremely dubious of it.

Finally, law enforcement has been corrupted by the revenue services, which make them accomplices in their illegal actions. I know of one very clear case of fraud by the state revenue services which led to an illegal seizure. Calling the county sheriff wasn't going to help, though, since the sheriff had sent a few cars along to help the seizing agents. Now the state courts are conspiring in a desperate attempt to deny the man the jury trial that is his explicit right under the state constitution since the state has already admitted in court that it violated its own laws. Having followed this case from the early going, I can say that I have ZERO respect for the law, law enforcement or the courts in the state of Minnesota.

Good people obediently doing evil still amounts to evil being done.

Monday, March 29, 2004

I don't feel safe, how about you, Frank?

From Drudge: It's a groundbreaking court decision that legal experts say will affect everyone: Police officers in Louisiana no longer need a search or arrest warrant to conduct a brief search of your home or business. Leaders in law enforcement say it will keep officers safe, but others argue it's a privilege that could be abused. The decision in United States v. Kelly Gould, No. 0230629cr0, was made March 24 by the New Orleans-based 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Two dissenting judges called it the "road to Hell." The ruling stems from a lawsuit filed in Denham Springs in 2000.

New Orleans Police Department spokesman Capt. Marlon Defillo said the new power will go into effect immediately. "We have to have a legitimate problem to be there in the first place, and if we don't, we can't conduct the search," Defillo said. But former U.S. Attorney Julian Murray said the ruling is problematic. "I think it goes way too far," Murray said, noting that the searches can be performed if an officer fears for his safety.


Freedom is just another word for something the government took away from you. I don't know why the Bush administration passed the Patriot Act. All they needed to do was wait around and have federal judges create it for them. I imagine it won't be long before the only person you are permitted to legally marry is a same-sex Nazi police officer, who can decide to end your suffering and allow you to die with dignity whenever it suits him.

"But Frank, it's just a hangnail!"
"Sorry, Ralph, I just can't bear to see you like this. Heil Klinton!"

Good questions

From the Washington Times: U.S. Air Force members in Iraq are furious over a recent order to take down all American flags at Kirkuk air base to avoid offending Iraqis. "The reason we were given is so we would not offend the Iraqi people," said Air Force Technical Sgt. Samuel D. Arbuckle. "We were told that we are not occupying this country. And apparently we are not in charge. Well, my question is this: If we are not in charge, then who is?"

And more importantly, if we are not occupying the country and we are not in charge, why are we still there? I don't have a problem with fighting the war that's been declared on us. End the mullahs and the House of Saud. But this charade of establishing a democracy that isn't a democracy isn't going to work.

He has a point there

DJS writes: Based on your column, I must conclude that President Bush, Dr. Rice and the whole White House apparatus is composed of liberals, judging from their response to recent revelations regarding their lack of focus on terrorism.

I don't think that their response has been as bad as all that, but I haven't been paying much attention to it and whys aside, you'll get no argument from me on the overall conclusion. There's plenty of ways to build that case.

Offense is the best defense

Mike Adams writes: Well, I suppose it had to happen. After eleven years of teaching at a public university, I finally got a call from one of my superiors informing me that I had made one of my co-workers feel “uncomfortable” in the workplace. For those who may not know, the right to feel “comfortable” at all times trumps the First Amendment at most public universities. Naturally, when I found out that I made a co-worker feel “uncomfortable,” I wanted to know what I had said or done to produce such an unthinkable result. That was when I learned that the “discomfort” occurred because I had been discussing some of my weekly columns here in the workplace (i.e., at the public university). The penalty for that transgression was simple: a ban on discussing my columns in the office in front of those who might be offended by my opinions. This was accompanied by the shocking revelation that “not everyone sees things the way you do, Mike.”

Here's what I don't understand about conservatives. If I was ever presented with such an outrageous demand, I would tell the person that they could stick something very prickly in a place that would make them very uncomfortable, doing so with words carefully chosen to make them feel uncomfortable. Prof. Adams goes on to write an amusing column about his hypothetical response, but it doesn't obscure the apparent fact that he caved.

As I've previously written, the only way to handle these passive-aggressive control freaks is to up the ante. They object to "girl" start using "bitch" in front of them. If they complain about "queer" then use "flamer". They're only trying to unsettle you by making you feel guilty; once you make it clear that you not only don't feel guilty but are perfectly willing to unsettle them, they give the whole thing up as a bad cause.

It's not just Packer's fans

Duane Cross proves he remembers: Owens' one shining moment came in 1999 when he caught the game-winning TD against Green Bay in the Divisional round. But even that is tainted. Ask any Packers fan and they will tell you that on the Niners' game-winning drive that Jerry Rice fumbled the ball but the pass was ruled incomplete to eventually set the stage for T.O.'s "heroics."

I'm no Packer's fan, but that was a terrible call. Rice clearly fumbled after catching the ball; no question that Green Bay was robbed by the officials. Another thing that's always bothered me is that I can recall thinking that the Falcons called four timeouts in the second half of that awful NFL championship game of 1998.

You can tell me to get over it. But I won't.

G2 Intelligence

Joseph Farah's intelligence briefing reports that the jihad is getting very excited about Paul Muad'dib making an appearance soon. Here's a few of the predictions that appear to have been made by jihadist prophets.

Two European countries will be attacked.

Spain and Italy, I would assume.

Another attack is planned against the U.S.

I don't know that you need to be a serious prophet to call that one.

Followers are asked to get rid of euros and as true Muslims replace them with gold.


So maybe THAT explains the recent pop from 390 to 423. Rampant inflation plus the gold dinar equals buy gold.

A mass gathering of jihad warriors is expected in the cities of the twin holy mosques Mecca and Medina.


I'm wondering just how keen those warriors will be on showing for this mass gathering subsequent to the Sheikh Yassin affair last week.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

Strange and getting stranger

Strange desperately blathers: The GDP grew by 1.7% in the third quarter of 2003. Still higher than Europe as a whole and most European countries, but you can actually find growth rates near 0 during some quarters in the last 3 years. If you go by the last 30 years, and particularly the last 15, you'll find that the U.S. is behind some European countries, and almost identical to many others.

Meanwhile, in the real world, those of us who know that the actual annual growth rate supersedes that of the annual growth rate projected by a single quarter dismiss this apparent dichotomy thusly: While the USA was barely growing, large parts of Europe were contracting. That's why the Eurozone growth was barely positive for 2002 and 2003. "Following two consecutive quarters of slight contraction,economic growth in the Eurozone turned positive again in the third quarter. Preliminary data show that GDP rose at an annualized rate of 1-1/2% in Q3 relative to Q2. That said, the year-on-year growth rate remained rather anemic, rising just 0.3% in the third quarter. In contrast, growth in theU.S. was much stronger in the third quarter. On a sequential basis the U.S. economy expanded at an annualized rate of 8.2% in Q3, which pulled the year-on-year growth rate up to 3.5%."

I'd say more than 10x growth is substantial, wouldn't you? Especially when Europe probably has around 2x the socialism, not that we've defined a measure of it yet. As for the last 30 years, those numbers were posted previously, courtesy of the OECD. US growth is 28 percent greater than the average of Europe's big four, and that doesn't include the last three years when the US outperformance has been increasing. The fact that Malta and Luxembourg may have grown faster is irrelevant, as they are not large, mature economies; even a bad small company has more growth potential than a Fortune 500 giant.

My own private Batcave

I'm interested in giving this CAVE idea a try, especially if it will help newcomers get their repetitive questions answered more easily. Is anyone willing to set up and run a blog listing these things as they come up? I'm willing to commit to addressing one CAVE topic every two weeks until we have ten items, then we'll add more as they happen to come along.

So, what is the first topic of address? We already have two votes for an explanation of the flaws of the Marx's labor theory of value and why they matter. I'm personally leaning towards an articulation of the evils of the NCAA football overtime rules.

Veni, vidi, perputi....

Saturday, March 27, 2004

What inflation?

From the Star Tribune: Adjusting for inflation, gasoline prices in 1981 were the equivalent of nearly $3 a gallon now. Earlier generations didn't have it any better -- fueling a Model-T in 1919 cost $2.75 a gallon in today's dollars. "No question about it, in the long term gas prices are very much at the bottom by historical standards," said Cyrus Bina, an economist at the University of Minnesota/Morris and a student of energy markets.

Compared with the prices of most consumer goods, gasoline prices have been falling in relative terms for generations. To buy 1,000 gallons of gasoline at today's prices requires less than 6 percent of per capita personal income, adjusted for inflation. In 1981, the year gas prices peaked, the same quantity would have extracted 14 percent of personal income. Why are so many people seething about gas prices?

Probably because they're constantly told how low inflation is.

Maybe we don't deserve better

So, I'm in line at the airline check-in. And the guy in front of me is trying to check a freaking PROPANE TANK. "But I emptied it out," he protests, to no avail and little sympathy from his fellow travellers. It's the first time I've ever felt any empathy for the quasi-humans on the other side of the counter. The airline lady cracked up when after Propane Guy left for his gate, I asked if checking a 105mm artillery shell would be okay, or if I should just carry it on instead.

Unbelievable. No wonder the globalist elite believes it has a right to rule over the idiot masses. On days like this, I'm kind of sympathetic to the concept.

Government and growth

While even Strange himself is no longer attempting to argue that Europe is growing nearly as fast as the United States, there's still some debate over the historical situation. Here's some information I put together; I did not find the site that AA was using to be comprehensive as it was lacking key information for certain countries, especially the debt-to-GDP ratio. But it serves as a good start for some basic comparisons, especially if one keeps in mind that the US growth is currently reported at 4.1 percent, much higher than Europe's reported 0.4 percent for 2003 and 0.9 percent for 2002.

GDP Growth 1975 - 2000

56% - USA
55% - UK
43% - Italy
40% - France
37% - Germany
35% - Canada

Tax Revenue % of GDP

43.7 - France
42.0 - Italy
38.4 - Germany
35.1 - Canada
34.5 - UK
28.4 - USA

Debt % of GDP

69.0% - Eurozone
44.2% - Canada (was 68.4% in 1996, Mulrooney or something?)
38.6% - USA

I believe the key statistic is debt percent of GDP. This gives us a picture of the degree of government intervention in the economy over time, which is also supported by the total tax revenue as a percentage of GDP. This notion is further supported even if we examine the smaller economies, as the fastest-growing European countries, such as Malta, Ireland, and Luxembourg all have very small debt-to-GDP ratios, indicating a comparatively low level of government intervention over time.

As for Europe as a whole, its increasingly poor performance should be no great mystery. Not only are its debt-to-GDP ratios sky high - Italy is at 106.2 percent - but the EU 15's tax revenues as a percent of GDP have risen from 33.6 to 41.6 percent in 25 years, while the US has gone from 26.9 to 29.6 percent in the same period of time. These are strong indications that the more government intervention in the economy, the more socialism, the slower the economic growth. In Germany, for example, the rise of Willy Brandt's socialists in 1969 quickly put the brakes on Germany's economic miracle , as the average 2.8 percent growth from 1971-1980 was less than half the 5.8 percent growth of the previous decade.

There are minor anomalies. I don't know why Greece should be doing so well, nor why the Czech Republic should be doing so poorly. But otherwise, the pattern holds strongly, as countries with high taxes and spending do predictably worse over time than countries with lower taxes and less spending. This is not to say that no growth is possible at all in socialist countries, as the Soviet Union managed to successfully industrialize as did the People's Republic of China. But while it's not that hard to make reasonable decisions about the "correct" number of dams and airports, the sclerosis of socialism builds over time as more and more incorrect assumptions lead to increased inefficiencies and reduced quantity of goods and services. One need only compare a US supermarket with a European supermarket to see this aspect of moderate vs less moderate socialism in operation today. And, of course, it would be very difficult to argue that the US is a socialism-free country. It is unfortunate that no such country exists for the purposes of a clean comparison; I, for one, would be very happy to live there.

NOTE - I suspect the explanation for the UK's superior growth is that during the Thatcher years, debt-to-GDP dropped to 26 percent, down from 73 percent in 1970. However, since Labor came into power, that ratio has since risen back up to 42 percent, still very low by European standards.

Friday, March 26, 2004

Mailvox: the Vox Cave

BLS is determined to make a pest of himself: Would anybody else like to see a collection of Vox's libertarian explanations in one place, on-line? I don't mean WND archives, I'm thinking of a resource center to educate wandering ignorami. For example, Vox has described the flaw in the labor theory of value over 1,000 times, so he's not thrilled to do it again. I can't remember his point-by-point rebuttal. But could I link to it? Vox says it's not his job to be a teacher. But he is. I, for one, value his conclusions; I just don't understand how he arrived at them.

And Astrosmith chimes in: OK, then, Vox. The first one would be your much mentioned "why the labor theory of value is a load of crap" or however you want to say it. Go to the CAVE...I like that.

Boy, Astro and BLS, you guys sure have a hankering for the sexy topics, don't you. I'll post my formulation of the idea tomorrow and everyone can chime in on what they'd find interesting this week. It's a good idea, doggone it, but I have a bad feeling that I'm actually going to have to think about some of these things now.

Two votes for Labor. At least Tony Blair can find support somewhere in this cruel world.

Clarification requested

Before I can work out an opinion of where these issues stand in light of the various political strains, I need some additional information on a few of these, AA. Let me know when you can. If I didn't mention one, I felt that the issue was clear.

2. Racism

I'm assuming this means a ban on racism by public and private parties? Or is the government permitted a monopoly? Not being sarcastic here, the federal government has plenty of monopolies these days such as the mail and printing money.

3. Education - particularly education reform.

Does this mean reforming public education, private education or what?

4. An individual's right to choose what he or she does with his or her own body

Is this referring primarily to abortion, or also to a right to die as well as freedom to use any drug?

6. The environment

I'm assuming this means protecting it by giving government title over wilderness areas as well as the ability to regulate private land use.

7. Wellfare/Wellfare reform

Keep welfare but make it more efficient?

8. Prison reform/death penalty

I don't know what this means. There's a number of possibilities. Make the death penalty more equitable? Ban it?

10. Removing bureaucracy from government

I'm assuming this means a goal of making government more efficient, doing more with less?

Mailvox: Since you insist

Strange writes: Actually, my argument was more like this (but thank you for misrepresenting it)

As Monday's column will show, we're somewhere between 1) Denies he said what he said and 2) Denies he meant what you claim he means here. But I am very familiar with the drill. I'll go ahead and deal with this later tonight after I finish my workout. Notice, in the meantime, that he simply tries to skip over the points where he's already been demonstrated to be wrong, such as the "fiscally irresponsible" point about social programs. We'll see just how adroit an escape artist he is.

1.) Socialism does not slow economic growth.
2.) The fact that the vastly more socialized European nations have economies comporable to that of the U.S. indicates that this is in fact true. If nothing else, it indicates that the economic growth is not seriously impacted.
3.) Roach's comments display that Europe's economic growth is in fact less than the U.S. He even gives the reasons why. However, the economies are still comporable (compare the U.S. and the now less-socialized Russian economy, and you'll find a bigger difference, if not in growth of GDP - their stats for last year were 7.3%, but does anyone believe that - then in other measures of Russia's economic health). Therefore Roach's analysis of Europe neither contradicts what I said, as I never implied that Europe's economy was exactly as healthy as the U.S.'s, simply that it was not significantly less-healthy, and does not provide evidence that the difference between the economies is due to more socialized economies.

4.) Therefore, there is no evidence that socialism is slowing economic growth, and even if we blame socialism for Europe's somewhat slower growth than the U.S., there is nothing like the massively slower growth that the Austrians would predict for the much more socialized European economies. Note, of course, that the European growth statistic are bad in both the highly socialized and not-very-socialized economies. Further evidence that it is not socialism doing the slowing.


This isn't my critique, as I want to verify the numbers, but it should suffice to show that Strange is once again off orbiting a planet of his own. From 1965 to 1974, government spending in Western Europe averaged 37 percent of the gross domestic product (GDP), and economic growth averaged 4.3 percent yearly. However, the European leftists gained power and increased government spending to an average of 47 percent of GDP by 1984, where it has remained, as compared to slightly more than 30 percent of GDP for the U.S. Not surprising, economic growth fell to an average annual rate of only 1.7 percent in Europe, while the U.S. enjoyed an average annual growth rate of 3.6 percent for 1984-2000. Also for the past 20 years, Europe has suffered an average unemployment rate more than 50 percent higher than the U.S.

As I said, I want to verify this source but I have no reason to doubt it and it corresponds closely with what I know from a previous and unrelated perusal of total intervention in the economy as measured by spending over GDP. Note that Europe's growth was half of the USA's, again completely exploding Strange's assertions. Half is markedly slower, especially since the US is hardly a free market capitalist economy. For someone who rejects an axiomatic approach, Strange sure doesn't seem to pay any attention to the empirical data. I'm also curious to know how my previous summary was an inaccurate representation. It seems to match his correction pretty nicely.

Not that I accept these Keynesian macroeconomic analyses. I utilize them solely for the purpose of providing common ground for the argument.

Since you ask so nicely

Strange provides a critique: Some conservative economists, like this one, are so desperate for evidence to confirm their failing theories, that they'll ignore the bulk of a statement by an economist so that they can present the tiny portion of it that agrees, however minimally, with their position. Take, for instance, the insistance that Europe's economy is worse because of it's socialism. As evidence, the above-linked blog uses a quote from a recent statement by Stephen Roach of Morgan Stanely. But if the author of the blog had read the entire quote, he wouldn't have been so quick to use it. Roach criticizes Europe for being slow to change, but are the changes he thinks European needs to make, or to have already made, those that the conservative economists would want? There is nothing in the article to indicate this. There is, in fact, nothing in Roach's comments that indicates the problems in Europe are ones that only conservative economists could have predicted. They are problems that any economist, whatever his or her theoretical bent, would have predicted. He does say that European governments have been fiscally irresponsible, but doesn't say how (there's nothing to imply that he's criticizing social programs). Rather, the primary problem, according to Roach, is Europe's "cultural resistance" to fully joining the IT revolution. Without it, he claims, the European economy will not be able to adapt to the rapidly changing global economy.

Again, Strange exposes his inability to comprehend what he's reading. I did indeed peruse Roach's entire article. Since Strange asserted of Europe and Canada "for the most part their economies are doing as well as the U.S.'s on a relative scale, and theirs are much more socialized societies than ours" I only cited Roach to demonstrate that in the case of Europe, the economy was not doing as well, as I already knew on personal basis due to my contacts in the European banking industry. I am not a Chicago-influenced Keynesian like Roach, and as an Austrian I neither believe nor accept the fictitious growth figures being put forth by the various government institutions, here in the USA, in Canada or in Europe. But as I happened to be reading it not long after reading Strange's comment, it served nicely as a non-anecdotal dismissal of Strange's statement, since I doubted he'd take my word for it. I could have as easily cited comparative unemployment figures or a number of other statistics.

The rest of Roach's article was irrelevant for my needs, especially since Roach was not writing about the historical performance of the economies, as we were discussing earlier on the blog, but about a short-term quarterly perspective and the likely prospects for the future. In any event, Roach view of the causes didn't need to be in accordance with my own in order to to disprove Strange's assertion.

Break down what Strange is saying. We'll leave Canada out to keep it simple.

1. Socialism doesn't slow economic growth.
2. Europe is more socialistic, and has comparable economic growth to the USA.
3. But Europe's economic growth is not comparable to the USA, because (SR says), it hasn't embraced the IT revolution.
4. Therefore socialism doesn't slow economic growth.

Big buzzer on the logic there. Perhaps SR is wrong about the cause. Perhaps he isn't. In either case, his statement suffices to prove that Strange's assertion was wrong. Furthermore, it's not hard to dismiss some of Strange's subsequent points, as one wonders where else Roach believes that Europeans are being "fiscally irresponsible" if not on their social programs, especially considering that 43.9 percent of France's GDP goes to social programs. "obligatory charges had risen from 43.8 percent of output in 2002 to 43.9 percent in 2003....charges imposed by the state had been cut from 15.8 percent of GDP in 2002 to 15.5 percent last year. But those taken by social welfare bodies had risen from 21.5 percent of output in 2003 to 21.9 percent in 2003." I rather doubt Roach was complaining about their not-exactly-massive military spending.

It's true, however, that it's not only eurosocialism causing Europe's problems. At least part of it is due to the USA because their economies are being raped and pillaged by the imperial dollar. We have successfully exported our debt-based inflation at the expense of foreign investors, which is why the Euro has risen from .88 to 1.30 in only two years, negating almost the entire war rally for European and Asian investors alike. And yet, they must continue to invest in our debt, lest the entire financial structure collapse. Roach, by the way, has even expressed some concern about this in the past, just not in that particular article. And, of course, this financial structure is nothing more than another government-imposed endeavor that we Austrians oppose.

Conservative - at least the Austrians - have been predicting the inevitable inflationary end game for some time, ever since Bretton Woods in 1973 turned the national dollar into an international one. Keynesian theorists, on the other hand, deny that it's even possible for inflation and unemployment to co-exist, despite the experience of the 1970s. The only real question for the Austrians is how long the game can last, and we're not even close to what I would estimate to be the maximum, which would be around 2043 given what I understand to be the maximum historical lifespan of a paper currency. This is a strange time to assert that Austrian theory is failing. I'm not the least bit surprised that GDP numbers are showing growth. Just look at the prices at the gas pump. It's exactly what the theory predicts.

Mailvox: sometimes it happens to be true

BLS writes: My understanding of economics and therefore of political science is so Olympian, and your ignorance of both so abysmal, that meaningful communication between us is impossible. And I'm too busy to educate you or even to back up my assertions by citing specifics. You're wrong because you're ignorant; trust me. Is that a fictional argument made by a liberal, or a paraphrase of some of the exchanges on this very website?

That sounds pretty accurate to me. Except you left one vital thing out. "... your ignorance of both is so abysmal, AS DEMONSTRATED BY YOUR STATEMENT X, that...." I have probably described the flaw in the labor theory of value, which is the foundation of all Marxian philosophies of distributive justice, over 1,000 times. If you neither know what the labor theory of value is, nor understand why it is integral to the idea that government has a right and a duty to distribute societal wealth, how can you possibly even begin the discussion. And would you truly deny that most people know next to nothing about economics? I even know one econ major who has no idea who John Maynard Keynes is, much less any of his theories. Or, perhaps you prefer to deny that political science depends heavily on economics....

I do not believe that it is my job to educate every ignoramus with an attitude who happens to float by. I am not a teacher. It is not my concern that most Democrats don't realize that they are espousing policies that are integral to both the Communist and National Socialist philosophies; if they are so clueless as to attempt to conflate my right-wing weak-and-spineless government libertarianism with the mythical right-wing Nazi, they don't need to say any more for me to be certain that they know nothing about economics, politics or history. Do you take someone seriously as a basketball critic when they ask if the tall guy made a touchdown after he dunked the ball? I wouldn't.

I'm not asking them to trust me, I'm just stating that they're ignorant. They can believe me or not, as they wish. Frequently, I provide some level of specifics, usually places for them to go and see why I'm dismissing them so readily. If they're too lazy to do that, then I'm certainly not going to waste the time required to prove it to them. I have delved into detail with more sophisticated critics too many times to make any apologies for not engaging with those who know nothing. Ask a polite question, I'll probably answer it if I can. Make a stupid accusation and I'll treat you like the idiot you expose yourself to be.

The reason that my column on Monday will upset so many left-liberals is that they will recognize the bitter truth of what I am writing. They should, for I have invented nothing, I simply recorded my recollection of many a debate with a liberal friend. If you want to take me on, then take me on! Don't blithely say that you reject all metaphor then immediately engage in using metaphor, or claim to reject all axiomatic reasoning yet base your arguments on statistics that are self-defined as nothing more than crude approximation. Show where the metaphor falls down. Demonstrate where the axiomatic reasoning is proved to be false. Go for it! But don't whine if you get it wrong and receive a bitch-slap in return.

The problem, of course, is that it is often so easy to demonstrate the Left's flawed thinking that many don't even realize that it's not simple name-calling. For example, Alterman's media theory is a howler, simple to disprove both logically and empirically. I did the former, others have done the latter. Now, if you can do that to one of my arguments, I will be pleased to salute you, as I do not expect to be right all the time. But I do hope to make it a little more difficult than Alterman and his ilk do.

The abysmal Alterman

I saw this joker pop up on Miller the other day, and it struck me that his argument was almost too stupid bother breaking down. I haven't bothered deconstructing Alterman's ludicrous notion that a media consisting of Democratic journalists and Democratic editors owned by huge corporations is conservative because the ownership group of huge corporations is conservative because the entire premise is based on a silly myth: big business is opposed to big government.

Yes, there is a pay-to-play fee, such as the EU just stuck Microsoft with the other day. But big business and big government not only don't have a fundamentally antagonistic relationship, they have a deeply symbiotic one. Remember the phrase "special interest group" and the many complaints that they run the government? Well, guess who most of those special interest groups are? Exactly, and big business, wielding big goverment as a weapon to beat down internal and external competitors, not to mention feeding off government as a primary customer, is perhaps the largest and most dependable fan of incessant government intervention in the economy outside the politicians themselves.

Of course, Alterman probably hasn't figured out yet that the political spectrum extends outside Democrats and Republicans, so perhaps we should give the poor guy a break. If I ever happen to debate the doorknob - he smiles as if even he doesn't believe what he's saying - there's going to be less left of him than there was after Sheikh Yassin got close and personal with the missile.

As always, I prefer an axiomatic approach, but Anti-Socialist Tendencies has the statistics for those who require such things to support their logic.

It's never enough

I read today that French firefighters are demanding the right to retire at 50, instead of 55. Now, perhaps they start working earlier than their university graduates - I had a French roommate and Parisian girlfriend one year in college - but that would seem to indicate that they would be working somewhere around 25 years, or one-third their life expectancy. France will have to import a lot more Arabs to make up for the potential loss of man-years due to demographics and the fact that the French want to work less and less; I expect this, like most French concepts, to eventually blow up in their haughty faces.

Keep in mind that it makes no sense to give into these progressive demands. They only lead to the next one, so you might as well stand your ground the first time.

Mailvox: how to argue like a conservative

AA writes: How to argue like a conservative:
1. Pretend that liberals are more prone to use various forms of irrational argumentation that conservatives.
2. Pretend that conservatives are less likely to deny the facts when they do not accord with their beliefs.
3. Number things.


This is a nice little batting practice pitch. My experience is nothing more than anecdotal evidence, but nevertheless it does suggest that liberals are far more prone to use these methods of irrational argumentation than those of other political stripes, to the left and to the right. After all, you have to be irrational in order to believe that government involvement improves things, let alone all things. Has anyone ever heard a liberal argue for less government involvement in the economy? Ever heard a liberal group agitating for anything but more government money for their pet project? (Classical liberals and war protests aside.) You don't have to be irrational to self-identify as liberal, but it helps.

But more importantly, conservatives, being conservative and historically more accepting of the status quo, are far less likely to open a conversation with something that is expressly designed to test the political views of the other person. Liberals glorify progress and dialectic, now suddenly I'm supposed to believe that they are no more interested in challenging those around them than your average non-intellectual worker bee? That defies both reason and experience.

I don't actually think conservatives are less likely to deny the facts that contradict their beliefs, but then, AA is mistaken in assuming that this is necessary to either of the arguments I described. Nor am I surprised that he describes what is a systematic breakdown of the steps of an argument as a mere numbering of things, as it's evident that the notion of a train of logic is foreign to him. And then, of course, there is his fundamental misstep, namely, assuming that I am a conservative.

Thursday, March 25, 2004

On Clarke and Coulter

TS writes: I must take issue with your comments regarding Ann Coulter’s column on Richard Clarke. I thought that it was, basically, spitballs against a battleship, to use a time-worn phrase. You’ll note that Coulter’s column mentions only two specifics regarding Clarke, his “interpretation” of Condeleeza Rice’s facial expression (taking half the column) and “6 unanswered attacks” (not true, by the way). This is hardly a “demolition of Richard Clarke”.

I think it was a demolition of Richard Clarke, the man, not necessarily his case. I have little respect for someone who, while in power, can't be bothered to do anything, but now that he's out of it, is claiming that he was ringing the alarm bell. He certainly didn't think it was important enough to risk his career over, did he. His points about Rice were not only inaccurate, but downright strange.

I watched all of Clarke’s open-session testimony yesterday on C-SPAN and found it quite believable (not to mention riveting). Attempts by panel members to go after him, especially by Gov. Thompson, were failures. Where do you think Clarke told untruths/lies? Yes, terrorism happened on his watch. He acknowledges this and apologizes for it. But there’s plenty of blame to go around here, and his is the voice of (bitter) experience. Why do you insinuate he is a “left-liberal”?

From what I heard on Hannity's radio show yesterday, the entire panel is a charade. The Clinton administration did have an opportunity, several, apparently, to get not only bin Laden but also the two financial backers of the attack on the Cole, and turned it down. Both sides are covering this up; we'll see if the woman who called in and claimed to have the documents - she was an non-governmental intermediary - can back up her story, which puts the lie to both sides. I don't think Clarke is a left-liberal, I think he's being used as a hammer by left-liberals. His personal views are irrelevant, as I neither question his motives nor care about them.

As I’m sure you must know, he also was a member of the Reagan and Bush (1) administrations. I’m not Conservative, nor Liberal, but Libertarian. I’m only interested in the truth here. And Ann Coulter’s column made no contribution to this…

It's true, Ann is sometimes more interested in playing Republican attack dog than delving into the truth. As much as I adore her, and today's column was a lovely piece of slicing-and-dicing, she does not always appear to be particularly interested in discovering the truth, much less the whole truth. I expect that far from both administrations being innocent, the truth is that both were guilty of extreme incompetence at the very least.

Fun on the Yellow Bus

This is the second time Silver Lake students were discovered to have had sex on a school bus. On Dec. 12, 2002, a 14-year-old junior high school girl was reported to have performed a sex act on a 16-year-old male high school student. Other junior high school students on the bus told their teachers about the incident and the two students were disciplined. Middle school parent Beth Dwyer, when told about the latest incident on Wednesday, said she was extremely disappointed that the same incident took place yet another time at Silver Lake. "But this is why I and a lot of other parents drive our kids to school. It's because of what happens on the school bus,'' said Dwyer.

Because, of course, nothing bad could possibly happen during the other eight hours of the school day. They'll surely be too busy with all that learning they're doing. The operative word, of course, is discovered. Heck, I was a zero until 10th grade, and even I managed to score on the bus a few times before I graduated from high school.

Latin bleg

Quick request, Alex or whoever. I need to know how to say "I feel, therefore I am right." My Italian is going to screw me up here, I just know it. "Sentio ergo rectum" would be just too good to be true. I might just use it anyhow.

How to argue like a liberal

1. Make an untrue statement
2. Express astonishment that the source could possibly be inaccurate
3. Ask what motivation the source would have to lie.
4. Assert that the other party's inability to explain motivation is tantamount to proof that the source is not lying.
5. Question motivation of contrary source.
6. Argue that all sources are equal.
7. Get very upset and storm off; alternatively, change the subject.

Never forget that an answer to a question you have asked should be regarded as a personal attack if the answer is something you don't like or don't approve of. Hmmm... Space Bunny just asked what next week's column will be. I think I may have an idea....

Oh, there will be emails. Oh yes, there will be. (snicker-snicker-snack is the sound of the knives as they are sharpened.)

An agglomeration of approximation

Paracelt is appalled by the generally blase reaction: what the HELL does all this about men and women chasing each other have to do with the government having to LIE to us to manipulate the economy? Did anybody read that bit about policy-makers SYSTEMATICALLY fooling the public?

Yeah, it's just that it isn't news around these parts, Paracelt. It's not only not news, but if you understood Austrian theory, you'd know that it's a given. Heck, even if you only bought into Keynesian theory, you'd know that these economic statistics are an agglomeration of approximations. Given the level of error implicit in each, it's obvious that the end result of these errors stacked on errors is little more than fiction. And given the vast quantities of money and power at stake every quarter, one would have to have a childlike faith in the purity of government indeed to believe that any temptation to monkey with the numbers will be resisted.

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. A libertarian is a conservative who's realized just who it is that does the serious mugging.

There's no surprise

Ann Coulter's column today is a demolition of Richard Clarke and whatever shards of credibility he might have despite failing, by his own admission, to defend the nation against terrorism in not one, but two administrations. And the notion that the media would spike coverage of an anti-Clinton book upon request/command while trumpeting an anti-Bush book to the heavens is hardly news. But Ann sounds almost surprised that the left-loving press would enthusiastically embrace something that can't possibly be true.

The thing that conservatives often have a hard time getting their brains around is that left-liberals are both evil and functionally stupid. It's not either/or, it's both. This is the typical liberal argument:

1. Make a statement that is demonstrably untrue, (usually out of ignorance, not deceit).
2. After proof is given that the statement is untrue, argue that the underlying point did not require the statement to be true.
3. After being walked - slowly - through a train of logic demonstrating that the point did, in fact, require the statement to be true, state that there are other facts, which unfortunately cannot be cited, that do support the underlying point.
4. After it is pointed out that there is no reason to accept these unidentified facts given the now-proven unreliability of the source, attack the secret motivations of the person who has been methodically destroying the argument.
5. After it is patiently explained that a) the person has no secret motivations, and b) the liberal started the entire conversation in the first place, say that it's all irrelevant and attempt to change the subject.

The biggest difference between liberals and conservatives, and I am neither, is that conservatives can be convinced of something that is in opposition to a position they hold by reason and logic. Often they won't be, but it is at least possible. A liberal cannot be so convinced to change his mind, because the foundation of his opinions is his emotion. Some of the most accomplished escape artists I know are my liberal friends, who will redefine a well-understood word as many as four times in a single conversation in a desperate attempt to evade the logic of their own words.

Bitter truth about the GOP

From the Mises Institute: Anyone who wants cuts in the size and scope of government should be concerned and frustrated with the policies of President George Bush and the Republican-controlled Congress. Government spending has increased enormously and the federal budget has plunged ever more into deficit. Protectionism, regulation and government power are on the rise, and we are at war or in conflict with a record number of countries around the world. The Republican-controlled Federal Reserve has pushed interest rates to below 1% while it frantically tries to flood the economy with money and credit. Even mainstream economist Jeffrey Frankel has recently noted (in the Milken Institute Review) that the "Republicans have become the party of fiscal irresponsibility, trade restriction, big government, and failing-grade microeconomics."

However, there has not been a sudden sea change in party platforms and the rampant fiscal irresponsibility of the Republicans is not a mystery; they are merely returning to their historical roots. The Republican Party was established as a party of big government and economic intervention. Their reputation as a party of limited government is of more recent vintage and stands on a flimsy foundation.


Well, at least George Delano has a sound historical reason for his embrace of so-called strong government conservatism.

Mailvox: what is education

JohnR writes: I would like to make a suggestion for a posting topic. WHAT IS EDUCATION? I think many times WB, Jamsco, RC et.al. and the rest of us are talking past one another. Maybe if we tried to define our terms the discussion may be more fruitful. If the purpose of education is to get a good job then it is mere training. If it is to live a good and moral life and make the the best possible choices then perhaps it is education.

Education, in the educrat's view, is the subsumption of the individual. In other words, the socialization of the individual to extinguish his individuality and transfer his identification to the collective. This is why even the most intelligent and fiery personalities who have passed through the system tend to be individuals who readily and unquestioningly accept the word of any authority accepted as such by the masses.

After 12 years of this subsumption they may be okay, on the whole, but they are nevertheless intellectually maimed and it will take them years to recover their ability to think critically, if they ever do. Being classroom-educated myself, I still find it necessary to consciously resist the urge to unthinkingly accept information that I am given by an "authority". It is far more important for the public school child to learn how to stand in line, refrain from asking questions and do as he is told than for him to learn how to think critically; it should surprise no one that public school children are far better at the former than the latter.

My definition of education, on the other hand, is preparing a child for adulthood by giving them the tools and knowledge that will allow them to develop the fullness of their intellectual ability. Public school can, and does, accomplish the educratic definition. It doesn't even begin to come anywhere close to accomplishing mine, nor can it ever do so.

Mailvox: truth in macro

JPJ writes: I ran across the following today while studying for my Course 2actuarial exam:"...to keep the unemployment rate below the natural rate requires an increasing expansionary stimulus and a continuously-rising inflation rate....If the public is well-informed about the economic structure, economic conditions, and policy goals, it will be able to forecast the inflation rate. That makes it impossible to set a policy that makes the unemployment rate differ systematically from the natural rate....Only by systematically fooling the public can policy-makers force the unemployment rate to deviate from the natural equilibrium."_Macroeconomics_ by Paul Wachtel; pp. 91, 93. (1997: the Society of Actuaries)

It was chilling to have my rising suspicions about our current over-the-barrel state confirmed by a seven-year-old monograph in basic macro theory! Yet more justification for the belief that our "leaders" have leveraged their political capital - in the form of artificially low unemployment rates - on the backs of my children.


Sure, you can believe the official inflation and unemployment figures. And while you're at it, you might as well believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and really hot women who pursue unsuspecting men and initiate sex with them out of the blue. Okay, this is bit of a tangent, but have you ever noticed that women do all the pursuing and initiating in modern literature? This is contrary to classic literature where men actually pursue women, not to mention every real nightclub scene I've ever seen.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Boy Bombers

In a tense scene captured in exclusive Associated Press Television News footage, soldiers jumped behind concrete barricades and sent a yellow robot to hand scissors to the 16-year-old boy so he could cut off the vest. They then ordered him to strip to his underwear. Experts later detonated the bomb, and there was no immediate claim of responsibility for the incident. The teenager's family in Nablus identified him as Hussam Abdo, and his brother, Hosni, said "he has the intelligence of a 12-year-old."

Although neighbors identified Abdo as a member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine militant group, his family said he did not belong to any militant group, but went to demonstrations held by all of them. The incident was the latest in a series of what Israel says are foiled militant attacks involving young Palestinians.


Two things. First, why should Israel hesitate to kill Palestinian men, when those same men are willing to send their own children to die fighting in their stead? Second, this abomination of sending a retarded boy to his death is actually a good sign that the terrorists are clearly on the run, as Debka commented yesterday. Hamas is in disarray, not only because its leader is dead, but because its operatives have been targeted for weeks. Surprise, surprise, that killing the enemy should be the way to win the war. As General Patton said, the purpose of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other son of a bitch die for his. Eventually, as almost every defeated nation has learned, you start running out of soldiers. That's when the white flags start flying.

When inflation knocks

PPI at .6 percent in January. It's not quite as easy to disguise producer's prices as it is to exclude "volatile food and energy prices", and when they show up in the CPI, it's in significantly reduced form. But that's a rate of 7.2 percent inflation, which means that money market funds will soon be openly inverted if the Fed doesn't raise interest rates soon. Stephen Roach of Morgan Stanley is already calling for an increase of three percent; imagine what that will do to all those idiots who, at a time of all-time record low interest rates, opted for an adjustable-rate mortgage. I've read that as many as 25 percent of mortgages are now ARMs, which is just another way that the mortgage banks are setting their clients up for some serious financial raping and pillaging.

Gold never quite touched its 200-DMA, but it got close - 390.50 on March 3 with a 200-DMA of 385 - before jumping back up to 420. Silver is still snorting and stamping and moving up, while the Economist's dollar-based index of commodities is up 28 percent on the year. Given housing prices, I daresay that's a lot closer to the true dollar inflation than the fictitious CPI.

As usual, Mogambo's on the case, this time ripping the hot-and-heavy home-buying crowd:

1) Prices are at historical highs, and are also at the end of a long series of setting new records.

2) Prices are a record-setting multiple of the buyer's incomes.

3) This is at a time when interest rates are insanely, abnormally, fraudulently low, manipulated to negative real, inflation-adjusted rates

4) There are record deficits in almost every layer of government in the country, thus state and local taxes are sure to be raised.

5) Real-inflation-adjusted incomes are still falling after decades of declining real incomes. And if you also adjust for the increase in total taxes paid to all the different layers of tax-levying authorities, the real, net-of-taxes, inflation-adjusted and cost-of-government adjusted-incomes are hitting the bottom of the barrel.

6) We are at the tail-end end of a long, long series of booms, most of which have not busted yet.


If you're looking to sell your house, this is inarguably a good time, and quite possibly a great time. If you're looking to buy, think about renting for a year or two and buying when prices are lower. But if you must buy now and want to take advantage of the low-rates, whatever you do, get a fixed-rate mortgage. But even if Greenspan and company can pull one last boom out of their hat, so what? The point isn't to get off the ride at the peak, it's to get off safely and profitably.

The War of the Left- and Right-Wings

Like Hugh Hewitt, I share a bit of anticipation of Mr. Franken's radio debut. When it starts, someone will have to email me the call-in number; I'll post it here and everyone who's interested in seeing the War of the Wings can call in and demand an answer from him on a specific day. The chances are slim that anyone will actually get on the air, but at least we'll send him a message.

And who knows? The guy is just nuts enough that he might go for it. There's a lot of rage inside that little man and given that he outweighs me by more than thirty pounds, he's got a chance. Oh, who am I kidding. I can bench him at least 20 times; even though I'm much lighter I rather doubt he can do the same. While he may have been a wrestler, that was a long time ago and it's a lot harder to take someone down when they're looking at you.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

This is news?

U.S. officials said Tuesday the Social Security system is not financially self-sustainable. The Medicare and Social Security trustees made the assessment in releasing their annual report on the entitlement program. Each year, the trustees look at the financial condition of both Social Security and Medicare, and Treasury Secretary John Snow told reporters Social Security "continues to be seriously underfunded," with a $3.7 trillion benefit obligation, for which trustees predicted it will not have the money. Snow said the program's cash flow will be in the red in 2018 and the program's money will be exhausted in 38 years and "neither of those dates have changed since last year's report. Part of the growing problem is the 76 million baby boomers who will be retire and file for Social Security in the next couple of decades.

Ponzi schemes always fail over time, what else is new. But maybe if we print a lot of money, we'll be able to meet all of the program's obligations. Alternatively, we could import a lot of third-world guest workers. That seems to be working really well for Europe.

Loathe them

Space Bunny shares: A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock,will you give me one?"

The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers "Sure. Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. Then the young man opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQLdatabase through an ODBC-connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1586 sheep.""That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep." says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks onamused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the shepherd says to the young man "Hey, if I can tell you Exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,"Okay, why not?" "You're a consultant." says the shepherd. "That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required," answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business...

Now give me back my dog."

Mailvox: the socialism of school

Jamsco replies: Again, having something in common with socialists doesn't make you a socialist. I assume that communists hold meeting to make decisions. Does that make meetings communistic?

That's true, but only at the most superficial level. We're all human oxygen-breathers, for example. However, having something general in common with socialists and advocating the tenth pillar of the Communist manifesto - "10. Free education for all children in public schools" - are two very substantively different matters. So, yes, supporting free education for all children in public schools is at the very least communistic, just as supporting "abolition of property in land" would be.

And compared the ludicrous stretch of imagination involved in equating the average right-wing Republican with a member of the National Socialist German Worker's Party, it would be most reasonable to label a supporter of public schooling a communist. I wouldn't and I don't, since most people have given no more thought to the nature of public schooling than they have to the Labor Theory of value, but I have no problem labling the NEA and its activists as such. If someone was advocating lebensraum and a second Endlosung, I doubt Jamsco would have any problem labling them a Nazi. So, what is the difference here? And how many of those ten pillars need one actively support before it is appropriate to label them a socialist or communist?

Keep in mind that public schooling is as necessary a component of modern totalitarian rule as gun control. It is very difficult to engineer a society without control of the children. They are, to paraphrase Lenin, the high ground. That is precisely why the homeschooling movement terrifies the NEA, as it strikes at the heart of their power.

Mailvox: Vox can speak for himself, thanks

Jamsco writes: Vox says: Home Schooled Students do much better than PS Students
Debater says: My kids are in public schools and they are doing fine or better than HS students.


Vox actually says, anecdotal evidence. 49 percent of all public school students are doing better than the average, so what? Are they developing to their intellectual potential or not? That's the question, and one Debater is unlikely to be able to answer in the affirmative.

Vox says: But you don’t know how your kids are being indoctrinated.
Debater is aware of what his kids are being taught and says: My kids aren’t being indoctrinated.
Vox says: I've got these condemning quotes Dewey and Harris that show that public schools were created to indoctrinate
Debater points out that these quotes are a century old and suggests that things are different now.


Vox actually says, no, Debater, you have no clue. The primary purpose for public schooling is to control the social development of children and cripple their intellectual independence. This is the basic goal of education - the subsumption of the individual - and nothing has changed since it was first articulated. There are older quotes and newer quotes, and the base purpose remains the same. Most people are not capable of recognizing systematic indoctrination anyhow. It's not usually quite as obvious as in the Soviet Union.

Vox pulls out the big guns and suggests that he read Gatto, a more recent source.
Debater does and sees that the book is rhetoric and propaganda from a bitter former employer


Propaganda serving what purpose? Why would a highly honored employee be bitter about the institution which rewarded and lionized him?

Vox says: It’s not propaganda, that’s how the schools are now run.
Debater 2, a PS teacher with 20 years experience says: No, that’s not how schools are run. Debater 2 is not surprised that there are some former employees who are bitter with PSs.


Most teachers have little idea of the purpose of their grand enterprise, nor do they understand the significance of their own actions. This is not surprising, as teachers generally hail from the dregs of the educated classes. One would not expect second lieutenants to have any real notion of what is going on in the high strategic circles. Furthermore, there is plenty of anecdotal evidence from a plethora of sources supporting Gatto's description of how and why schools are run as they are.

Vox pulls out the bigger guns and says: But Public School Systems were crucial to the Social Models of the last century.
Debater 2 says: American Public schools have different goals than the Nazi party.
Vox says – No they don’t. Look at the Education Union Websites.
Debater 2 does and isn’t bother by what he sees there, largely because his politics aren’t the same as Vox’s


The fact that Debater 2 is sympathetic to the societal goals of the historical National Socialist party hardly disproves my point. That alone should suffice to wake up ignorant public school advocates, who have no idea that socialist societal engineering is what they are signing their children up for when they put them in Debater 2's hands. Furthermore, Debater's I and II make statements that only indicate their lack of ability to see and understand what is happening right in front of them. This doesn't surprise me in the least, as most people fail to recognize the obvious, let alone that which is intentionally kept out of the public eye as much as is reasonably possible.

Why women don't get it

The St. Paul Pioneer Press has been chronicling the trials and travails of one Ruby, who is single and not looking very likely to find a mate any time soon. Why not is not much of a mystery, as she is about as clueless about the opposite sex as I'm guessing she is about plate tectonics. In this week's episode, the poor darling tries speed-dating:

I was a little nervous and a lot curious as I walked into a large room at a sports bar that looked like a log cabin on steroids. Right away I noticed several well-dressed, average-looking men. The women, fulfilling the social standard, were generally better looking. While everyone waited for the session to start, I began chatting with two young women who, based on another friend's recommendation, also were trying speed dating for the first time.


Women, for some reason, are almost completely incapable of accurately judging attractiveness as men see it. This is why a woman can look at Marisa Miller and say "I don't think she's pretty at all" then turn around and tell you that their obese friend with stringy hair is gorgeous because she has a nice smile. Note that she thinks the women were better-looking, on the whole, and keep this in mind in light of what she writes later. The Perfect Aryan Male attended one of these events in the same city and he said that out of the 30 women that were there on the night he participated, there was only one woman who was actually pretty, although he discovered that she was built like the Great Pyramid of Giza when she stood up. And this is a guy who is so obviously a catch that he can't go to a strip club without getting asked out by the dancers.

Of the 30 guys I met, I marked yes to three. One was Hot Matt, who was still in college and obviously too young for me. (Logic played no role in that decision.) I wished I was attracted to a few more, but the sparks just weren't flying. I wrestled with the idea that I might become attracted to more of them if I got to know them better, which is surely possible, but with me, that rarely happens. Plus, I didn't take very good notes, and most of the guys darted for the exit afterwards instead of mingling, which the service encourages.

Two things. First, if the women were actually more attractive than the men, then why did most of the men bolt? That doesn't describe the normal behavior of a guy who finds himself in the company of more attractive women who he knows are available in my experience. Second, note that the failure of "sparks" to fly in three minutes is reason enough to disqualify an otherwise acceptable man and that despite her long record of dating failure, logic still plays a backseat role to mindless optimism. Thirty-something ladies, if you want to get married, it helps to stop panting after the handsome college boys, take a good look in the mirror and give the guys who are on your level - or close to it - a chance. Even if you're uncommonly well-preserved, the college boy isn't going to marry you and you'll have blown another few months. And as for expectations, well, the White Buffalo and I were talking last night, and concluded that no one in our extended circle, with one or two exceptions, was with the kind of person that they, or anyone else, would have imagined themselves to marry.

My dear friend Chatterbox told me recently that she had tons more dates than any other woman she knew when she was living in New York City because her attitude was that if a guy asked her out, any guy, then she was going out. Now, she definitely has some strange-looking friends, but a lot of great stories too. And with an attitude like that, it's no surprise that she's happily married despite the handicap of her MBA. First get real with yourself, then be real with others. A little practicality goes a surprisingly long way in the dating game.

A letter to Jean Francois

Walter Cronkite writes: "In the interests of your campaign and your party's desire to unseat George W. Bush, you have some explaining to do. When the National Journal said your Senate record makes you one of the most liberal members of the Senate, you called that 'a laughable characterization' and 'the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.' Wow! Liberals, who make up a substantial portion of the Democratic Party and a significant portion of the independent vote, are entitled to ask, 'What gives?' "It isn't just the National Journal that has branded you as a liberal. So has the liberal lobbying group Americans for Democratic Action. ... What are you ashamed of?"

Walter, you senile old drag queen, Senator Kerry is ashamed of the fact that his leftist views, even prettied up with the description liberal, will keep him out of office. This is hardly rocket science. While I admire straightforward liberals like Walter Mondale and Paul Wellstone, who have at least part of the courage of their convictions, there's a reason that they couldn't get elected anywhere outside of the People's Republic of Minnesota.

Where's the love when you don't care

It's interesting to see how the shoe is starting to appear on the other foot these days. For years, homeschooling parents were the ones on the defensive. Public school parents had absolutely no problem making very judgmental statements about homeschoolers, usually having something to do with the ridiculous notion of socialization, as if there's anything normal about an environment consisting solely of people of your own age, a social environment that no one will ever see again outside of school. Apparently these amateur socialization experts have never seen the Glory Days phenomenon, just to give one example.

But now that it's becoming increasingly obvious that homeschooling is better from academic, socialization, intellectual development and religious freedom points of view, it's the parents who send their kids to public schools when they don't have to that feel under assault. To them I say: deal with it. Like Space Bunny, I've heard far too many women say that they can't wait until their kids are off to school so that they can have more time for themselves. Their rhapsodies of praise to the paradise that is the local school, in most cases, is nothing more than ex post facto rationalization of their desires. That's their right, of course, not only to feel that way but also to make the decision to sentence their children to school so that they can have more time for shopping and Starbucks. Just don't tell me that they love their children as much as those who accept a lower standard of living and sacrifice their free time in order to give their children the best education possible. Logic dictates otherwise.

Unlike the government and many public school advocates, I believe every parent has the right to educated their children as they see fit even if that means sentencing the children to twelve years of intellectual mutilation. What they don't have, however, is the right to expect me to cheer or otherwise salute a foolish and self-centered choice.

Monday, March 22, 2004

Mailvox: the Buffalo bellows

The White Buffalo comments: I don't want you to send your kids to PS, I want you all to stop telling me what to do with my kids.

WB, I don't think I've ever told you what to do with your kids. Nor do I doubt your affection or willingness to shoulder your paternal responsibility for them. The way I see it, there are four kinds of parents who send their children to public school.

1. The stupid - this covers most parents, who have no idea what public education is nor has the notion of any other educational option ever entered their minds.

2. The stuck - those who have no choice. I have nothing but sympathy for them.

3. The selfish - those who value their free time more than their children's education. These are the people I was condemning in today's column. If it wasn't appropriately and perfectly nuanced in your opinion, then, well, tough. What do you expect from a freaking poem?

4. The strange - those, like WB, who seriously believe they are performing some form of vicarious mission work through their children. I disagree, of course, and I neither condemn nor understand them. Perhaps there is a genuine calling of this sort. It's just not one I hear.

I quite liked Space Bunny's point: I fully support anyones right to do what they will with their own children. Too bad the government doesn't feel the same. And speaking of which, MM writes: Just read your column entitled "The Yellow Bus." Thank you for putting into print the feelings of many parents. I have a kindergarten-age child in public school now, and am pulling him out at the end of the school year. Our school district and the DA's office have threatened my wife and I with one year in county jail and removing our child from our custody, citing excused medical absences as justification. To top it off, their aggressive actions break a contract agreement signed by the school and myself.

Never trust the bureacracy. Never. I did mention the bit about packing all the educationists off to Cuba, didn't I?

Mailvox: Yeah, that's kind of the point

RC writes: Your poem assails all public schools alike (denigrating them as "government schools"). I must inform you that there many excellent public schools, to which we can attest because we managed our kids through them successfully (and no, not only marginally). In fact, our children scored much higher on their ACTs/SATs than did their local private/parochial schools friends (who paid through the nose for the questionable "bragging rights"). All we hear is lamenting, ridicule, insults, and harassment from columnists and other media personnel toward public schools. We never hear of a plan to help--only to tear down.

Am I not making myself sufficiently clear? I do not wish the public schools to be "fixed", anymore than I wish to "fix" Sudanese slavery. I would like to do to the public school system what Rome did to Carthage. If these champions of public schooling understood the purpose behind public schooling, which is not to teach, but to indoctrinate and cripple, they would understand why my contempt for it is based on both experience and theory. The purpose of education is not what you think it is, moreover, it has not been since Dewey and his sponsors. If you do not know who William Torrey Harris was, then you will almost surely not understand my position or why he would say: "Ninety-nine out of a hundred are automata, careful to walk in the prescribed paths, careful to follow the prescribed custom. This is not an accident but the result of substantial education, which, scientifically defined, is the subsumption of the individual."

We will not help society one bit by such poems or by otherwise throwing "stones" at public schools from the comfort of our pristine homes or private prep schools. This will only demonstrate that we are arrogant and elitists who are happy to criticize from afar as we push for measures to further diminish and divide. We have met many with this mindset. We are not impressed.

"We" are obviously confusing me for someone who gives an airborne rodent's posterior. And yet, RC is right with regards to one thing. We shouldn't throw stones at public schools. Society would be much better off if we simply burned them all to the ground. You can't fix what is working as designed.

Mailvox: Oh, I hadn't noticed

JJ writes: I have written you before, Vox, and for the most part, I have agreed with your ideas. This time, I do not. For what it's worth, I strongly disagree with the idea that home-schoolers love their children more than parents who send their kids to educational institutions, and I furthermore disagree that these institutions only propagandize children. This piece disparages parents who send their children to public schools, and it disparages the work of school teachers to educate children.

No, really? Let's see. Who loves their children more? Those who spend the time and effort to personally educate their children and make the financial sacrifice this often entails, or those who happily park them for eight hours a day so they can drive new SUVs and live in newly refinanced homes? I argue that the former do, although as I have always admitted that it is not possible for everyone to homeschool, my criticism is clearly not applicable to all public school parents. Furthermore, I not only disparage the work of school teachers, I cheerfully disparage the school teachers themselves. There are always individual exceptions, but they are, on average, the least capable college students, the least intelligent college graduates, and taken in the collective, subscribe to a union that is one of the most socially destructive institutions outside of the federal government today. I have zero respect for public school teachers, and yes, I can make a very damning prose case for it.

For the record, I send my daughter to public school. I plan on sending my son there next year. The school has a solid track record for educational results, and I have met with the teachers, administration, and student's parents to assess the situation.

Yeah, I pretty much assumed something like that before I got to this point. If you're that hands-on and concerned, I imagine that you'll be pulling them out soon enough.

All around this is the fact that my wife and I are constantly working with her after school and on weekends to improve her knowledge, her skills, and her critical and creative thinking.... Home schoolers do not love their children more than we love ours, Vox. I feel insulted by the insinuation. They just have a different opinion on schools.

That's great, seriously. Although if your children do graduate from public school I expect that you'll think she did fine in public school, though her success will largely be because you half-homeschooled her anyhow. I don't doubt that most parents of public school children love their kids. However, I know that very few of them have given the matter any serious thought at all, but instead simply do whatever everyone else is doing. Since you appear to be of the opinion that I'm not a totally clueless fool, you might consider why I have no trouble declaring outright - not insinuating - that it is cruel to sentence a child to school, an act which indicates, at best, parental ignorance.

You see, we definitely have a different opinion on schools. Mine is informed as to the true purpose of the classroom, yours is not. I highly recommend you have a look at John Gatto's work, The Underground History of American Education.

Mailvox: mixed schooling

Penicilloid asks: Vox, were you homeschooled?

Nope. I'm a half-and-halfer. Half public school, half private school. Bored out of my skull in both. I spent most of fourth and fifth grade sitting in the library reading, since the teachers saw no point in having me in the class. At university, I did much better with the three independent studies I did than with the classes that I seldom bothered attending unless they interested me.

Sentenced to public school

A US Army colonel writes: Thank you for your commentary on our dismal public education system. We have three small children, the oldest in kindergarten this year.He arrived at Kindergarten already reading simple books. Now, two-thirds of the way thru the year, he is still sitting through the teacher holding up signs with "THE" or "CAT" on them. Needless to say, he is BORED, BORED, BORED.... Consequently, he is sentenced to more of the same all next year in first grade. As soon as I leave the military, we will move to new location where our children can attend private, religious-oriented elementary school. That is our FIRST priority in choice of location when we relocate after the military.

Or better yet, consider homeschooling. I understand it's not possible for everyone, but I do believe that it's desirable for everyone.

Organizational rules are not law

Peter King writes: Did the NFL not read Owens' contract? Did the NFL not understand that it could certainly be up for debate that Owens didn't have to live with a new date to void contracts because he signed his deal with San Francisco before the new date to void was put into effect? I, and almost every other media person covering this story, should take a great lesson from this....

I wish the media would learn to stop listening to what purported authorities tell it and actually look at things for themselves from time to time. Perhaps they'd stop believing not only the NFL, but the IRS as well, every time the organization insists that the law says what it does not, in fact, say. Like the NFL, the IRS believes that it's internally developed rules are synonymous with the law. Such is the arrogance of power.

The Viagra Monologues

From The New York Post: Rita Haley, president of the New York City chapter of the National Organization for Women, said the promiscuity aspect of the play doesn't bother her as much as the title. "This guy has the right to have any kind of a play that he wants. What I do find offensive is that he is playing off the name of the 'Vagina Monologues,' which has a lot to do with women's freedom and sexuality, but also has a lot to do with sexual abuse, which really isn't that funny. So the play on the name is not very funny at all, and in fact is offensive."

Actually, Rita, the fact that it offends you is precisely where the humor is rooted.

Doggerel is fun

JM comments: Congratulation on this week's article! What a blast! I don't know which newspapers carry you, but wherever they are you can be sure that armies of scissors will be marching.

I thought the homeschooling crowd might like it. And after all, it's better to show your child how to be creative than tell them to do it. I've started to enjoy poetry a little more as I've gotten older - not a lot - and I'll still read the prose renditions of the Iliad over the poetic ones, but I rather like Spenser and Byron.

In addition to that incident with the White Buffalo, Big Chilly and the little Lizard Girl, I did commit one other poetic crime in college. I submitted a short, but profoundly offensive poem that was not entirely bad in a modernist sense, and it was accepted for publication in the university's yearly poetry journal. Half the volunteer staff quit over it in protest, which amused me to no end.

Homecollege is coming

RT writes: I am now in graduate school. They give so many readings. I am always busy. I keep dreaming that one day they will abolish classes and compulsory attendance. I always think, if only I did not have to go to class, I would have so much time to study and learn. Instead, I spend 60 hours a week doing school work or things at school. I hardly learn anything in class. My field is Political Science. I teach a class. My students' average on the first test was 58%. So, I had to give them extra credit because I'm a new teacher and it's assumed to be my fault.

I'm actually pretty optimistic about technology eventually obviating the need for most college as well. Let's face it, it's mostly an expensive way to learn how to funnel a beer and pick up venereal diseases. There is something to be said for a transition period before going off on your own, though, as the English aristocracy used to do, although it would be a lot less expensive and probably more of a learning experience to hand an 18 year-old forty thousand dollars and tell him to take a year to do whatever he wanted, with the caveat that when that year was up, he was on his own. A self-starter would go for that deal in a minute. The sheep, on the other hand, will still prefer five or six years of floating around a state university and a nice load of accumulated debt.

Sharon grasps the nettle

Is it true that taking out the terrorist leadership will make things worse for Israel? Or will Hamas dissolve into a bitter internecine battle for control of the terrorist group and its millions of dollars? If it were Arafat that had been removed, I would bet on the latter. I don't know enough about Hamas to venture an opinion, but I would guess that Arafat will soon receive that martyrdom that he claims to be so ardently seeking.

I imagine the US military strategists are watching this closely. One way or the other, there will be some intriguing lessons to be learned from this.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

The Linux Game Distro leader sends greetings

Bon writes: Well Vox, It would be rude for me not to pop by! I'm impressed your readers here seem quite behind the project overall, and I hope we can encorage some of them to join us on GBLD. TZ said: "I hope they do it so that it is bootable (insert disk, hit reset, wait a few seconds, play), and that it comes in multiple flavors (PPC for mac users, Sharp Zaurus?), and they come up with a standard API (so I could clone it for MacOS/Quartz)." We are aiming a bootable CD that runs on PC, PS2 and X-Box. Mac implementation would be great, but I think the team could use some help on that, are you avaliable to help TZ?

We are developing a Knoppix-style disc, and including some existing games. However, I am very proud that Vox is supporting the other aim of the project, which is to develop a new 'killer' game. Maybe, if we can come up with a must-have game, we will draw people to Linux. If we can run that same code on PC/PS2/MAC/X-Box then we can show game studios a way to reduce dev costs, and bring new users to Linux. My other reason for the project is to bring new programmers. Whilst I grew up using the Sinclair Spec48, the Commodore64 and so on, it was easy to break into a game and see how it worked. I learned to program that way, but today with licensed development platforms, young people don't get that chance. Everything GBLD does will be published in source as well, so young people get a chance to learn as well.

The must-have game will draw people and get them talking. Maybe though, we will be able to help people learn about programming and make them really excited about whats possible on today's hardware. Then we have started to build a new generation of programmers for tomorrow. FOSS is the only architecture that will allow us to do that, and I hope it works. At the moment most schools run MS software. It scares me that from day 1, young people are trained in MS software. Can maybe one of you good folks can tell me something? Schools have to pay for MS software. Schools then teach on MS products. Our tax pays to train people on proprietory products. If MS want to teach people their products, shouldn't they either give schools the software for free, or schools should teach open source programs, and people can pay for MS training as a graduation?

That's an aside however. GBLD wil hopefully bring new programmers and new Linux users, through a new game. I'm proud Vox shared my view and has offered his time and experience voluntarily.

When intelligence doesn't count

Just ask Stanford. I have a feeling that if you compared the average SAT scores of the Cardinal versus Alabama, the former would almost double the latter. Doesn't always help on the basketball court, obviously.

Mailvox: Say it if you mean it

Scott comments: The "seemingly" was superfluous and unnecesary. I absolutely do believe what I wrote.

Very well. The statement then reads: "To deny G-d's absolute knowledge and control of history is to deny his omnipotence." Only it isn't. Look up the definition of omnipotence. And it is denying his ability to leave history to work itself out that is to actually deny his omnipotence. Power is capability, not action. Does George Bush not have the power to unleash nuiclear war because he has not done so? As I have stated many times, omnipotence + omniscience does not equal omniderigence. This does not mean omniderigence is necessarily precluded, only that it is not inherently implied either.

To know all and to have the unlimited power with which to act is not synonymous with actively using such power over all participants in all situations. I don't doubt that God has a Plan for humanity, I do doubt that it a) requires the direct involvement of every single human in all of history in order to come to pass and b) is utterly inflexible. I further doubt that we are nothing more than puppets being used to stage a show for the benefit of the angels, divine and fallen, as I heard in a sermon at a large church today. I don't believe Jesus Christ came primarily for the edification of supernatural beings, I believe he came as a lifeline for those who very much wish to be rescued from a ship sinking of its own accord. I readily admit that I could be wrong, but "could" and "are" are two very different things.

Furthermore, I am perfectly capable of denying God's omnipotence if I meant to do so. Obviously, I don't and haven't. Childlike faith, good. Childlike inability to understand well-defined concepts, not so good.

Maybe this "girl" (I don't know her age, because I've only read your comment on her statement) expressed her sentiment on a very deep issue in a simplistic manner. So what? Most people don't give much thought to the issue and express their belief in a simple way.

Which, of course, was my original point. Most people believe stupid and simple things in all aspects of their life because they've never devoted much thought to anything. I believed the crust was the best part of the bread for the better part of three decades, not because I'm incredibly stupid, but because my mother told me that when I was very young and I had literally never thought about it. When Space Bunny laughed and asked me why the crust was the best part, I thought about it for the first time - which took all of ten milleseconds - and realized how absurd the notion was.

The best part was when she then asked my brother about it, who looked surprised, and then angry. He left the room a moment later, shouting "Mom!"

Who's running the show out there?

Seven-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle Warren Sapp agreed to terms on a seven-year, $36.6 million contract with the Oakland Raiders on Saturday, ending his nine-year relationship with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Yes, that's the answer when you've got an aging team in decline. Sign overrated loudmouths who are already in decline themselves. I have to say, as one who is still bitter about the last of the Vikings' four Super Bowl losses, I'm watching these developments with barely suppressed glee. It will be interesting to see Sapp explain how it's all not his fault come mid-November.

Omniderigence everywhere

I'm growing increasingly amused by the argument that no one believes in what the Sovereigntists call hyper-Calvinism and what I call omniderigence or an uber control freak concept of God. I attended a friend's church this morning, and the sermon was devoted to explaining the question why bad things happen. In the specific example with which it began today, why God would "call home" a young minister in a plane crash on the way to the land to which he'd been called to minister, for which he'd spent a good part of his short life training.

What was particularly interesting is that the pastor used terminology very similar to that which I use in describing my own doubts regarding the notion that God orchestrates evil for our benefit, although the pastor used the tanalogy of a play's producer instead of a puppet master. The base concept, of course, was precisely as I've described it in the past. When he read from Job and then pointed out the similarity of the description of Satan roaming about the earth to the verse where he is pictured roaming about the earth as a devouring lion, I felt like calling out: dude, there's the answer to your question. The young preacher didn't get called home, he was devoured by the lion! Hence the concept of a spiritual war - there are casualties even if our weapons aren't physical, some of the enemy's are.

Now, we've hashed and rehashed this out here before, and no doubt we will again, but I am not trying to beat a dead horse here in stating that I do not subscribe to omniderigent theory; everyone knows that. The point is that, contrary to the assertion, omniderigent beliefs are commonplace among modern Christians, quite possibly more common than proper Calvinist theology.

Not blatantly lying might help, for starters

Newspapers must improve their credibility with readers to catch rogue reporters like Jayson Blair if they fabricate stories, a former New York Times editor said Saturday. Readers assume what they read in the paper is often inaccurate, so they do not bother to alert newspapers when they know something is false, said Gerald Boyd, the former Times managing editor who resigned last year in the wake of the scandal caused by Blair's falsified and plagiarized stories. It used to be that "if the Times got anything wrong, even a middle initial ... I heard from people," Boyd told editors at the Virginia Press Association winter meeting. "The fact that people don't respond (to inaccurate stories) speaks to the state of journalism."

Of course they don't. I can usually find several major errors of fact in any story relating to economic matters in the New York Times, or most major newspapers for that matter. And then, there's the "could lead to..." lead-in on stories about anything the paper doesn't like, and it never seems to bother the paper that its predictions of this sort are never correct. It's certainly an interesting approach to business, assuming that your readers are not only stupid, but ignorant with no long-term memory to boot.

Correcting the story

Pfc. Jessica Lynch long ago laid to rest the claim that she fought until her ammunition ran out in an Iraqi ambush one year ago. But the U.S. Army will posthumously award a Silver Star medal for distinguished gallantry to an Oregon soldier who did fight during the ambush. And his family believes he was the source of the reports of a soldier who fought to the last. Sgt. Donald Walters of Salem was killed in the ambush of the 507th Army Maintenance Company that left 11 American soldiers dead and six captive, including Lynch. Walters, 33, may have been the first casualty in the March 23, 2003 firefight.

It was hardly Jessica Lynch's fault that the feminists in the Pentagon attempted to use her to further their agenda to destroy the American military by feminizing it. I just felt sorry for her, but was disgusted to see the spin doctors try to rob Sgt. Walters of the honor that was due him. I doubted the Lynch story from the beginning, having once written a short story about the deification of an all-female US military unit that is hailed as the American Amazons until they are routed, leaving their wounded behind to be dragged through the streets. Fighting to the last is simply not, understandably enough, a female trait. You need a lot of testosterone to do anything that bravely and stubbornly heroic, which is no doubt one reason why 19 year-old soldiers are preferred to 40 year-olds.

Anyhow, I'm glad the Army finally saw fit to give Sgt. Walters his due. May he rest in peace and honor.

Saturday, March 20, 2004

Ignore the acronym

A new Linux distro. I can hear the tank drivers moaning - not another one! But the truth of the matter is that none of the existing distros are focused on what, to many, is one of the most important aspects to computers, namely, games. After some discussion on Linux World and Slashdot, I've decided to get involved with GBLD.net, which is not a gay-bisexual-lesbian-deviant forum, but rather shorthand for the Games-Based Linux Distribution. As one of the project goals is to produce an original, Linux-based game, I've decided to return to the world of game design by heading up the Game Team. I know some of you here are gamers, so below is a message I posted on the forums. Please feel free to get involved if you're so inclined, and keep in mind that unlike most such projects, we aren't starting from scratch as I have access to a fair bit of game code and game art that will serve as a nice starting point.

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I'd like to lay out what I feel are the primary needs of the Game Team. I'm interested in hearing from those interested in joining the team; my email is vday@worldnetdaily.com, please put GAME TEAM in the subject header.

The three most important GT needs - aside from the Lead Programmer who will report to Ian, not me - are a producer, a designer and an art director. While I can and have performed the first two roles in the past, I will be focusing solely on design responsibilities.

Interested individuals wanting to join the GT but not wishing to fill one of the three aforementioned roles should send me information pertaining to the following:

Group: Programming, Art, Sound & Story

Experience:
none is absolutely necessary, except for the lead responsibilities. I'm hoping to assign an assistant, perhaps two, to each Group leader in order to provide experience to newcomers. But if you've got some related to the activity of your Group, let me know what it is.

Hours per month: how many are you willing and able to contribute? This is something we're doing for fun, but everyone joining the team will be held accountable for completing the tasks assigned. Since many people are interested in contributing to this project, I will not hesitate to replace anyone who consistently fails to perform their responsibilities. If you're just interested in shooting the breeze and talking about your ideas, feel free to post away in the forum.

Mailvox: It always shows up eventually

Strange Semantics wrote: I think Canada and Europe are great examples, as for the most part their economies are doing as well as the U.S.'s on a relative scale, and theirs are much more socialized societies than ours

Stephen Roach, on the other hand, wrote today: I can't get Europe out of my mind. Most of my international travel in early 2004 has been spent hopping back and forth across The Pond to the UK and the Continent. In a series of four such visits in the first ten weeks of this year, I have met with a broad cross-section of European investors, corporate executives, and government officials. I've never seen Europe in such bad shape.... Europe was the exception to this otherwise synchronous outbreak of resurgent global growth, with real GDP growth falling slightly short of 1.5% in the second half of 2003. And that was before the full force of the lagged impacts of the strengthening euro kicked in. Europe's failure to participate in the latest global upswing only adds insult to injury. Something is seriously wrong in Europe, and the Europeans know it.

I salute Strange Semantic's willingness to take me on directly. But, as Stephen Roach is Chief Economist and Director of Global Economic Analysis at Morgan Stanley as well as a former Fed researcher, I submit that this is more evidence that SS has almost no idea what he is talking about when it comes to economics, and consequently, political philosophy.

The axiomatic Austrian approach is the only economic school that offers a solid diagnosis for what is happening in the economies of the world today. Even Keynes admitted that in the long run, his economic models disintegrated. Keynes may be dead now, but we are not and the long run, she is a-coming.

Friday, March 19, 2004

Did WFB just get snopesed?

WFB writes: Looking back on Bush vs. Gore, Professor Joseph Olson of the Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, gives us a shrewd perspective. Adding up the counties in the U.S. won by the two candidates, it was Gore 677, Bush 2,434. Taking the population of those counties, it was 143 million for Bush, 127 million for Gore. In square miles of land won, Gore 580,000, Bush 2,427,000. The murder rate in Gore counties, 13.2 per 100,000 residents, contrasted with 2.1 in the Bush counties.

That sounds a lot like the bogus Macalester professor, (another St. Paul university, btw), who couldn't remember that there are 48 states, not 50. Which is too bad, since I agreed with the conclusion of the immediately previous paragraph: Democracy just doesn't work, much of the time.

So let me get this straight. According to a pillar of the Republican party, we're killing people and sacrificing our young soldiers for something that doesn't work most of the time? That sounds a lot like someone stumbling gradually towards my critique of our Commander-in-Chief's martial performance.

UPDATE: The Original Cyberpunk adds: Professor Joseph Olson is real, I've met him many times, and yes, this story is completely bogus. Still, no matter how many times he denies it, it keeps coming back; sometimes saying he teaches law at Hamline (which he does), other times putting him on the faculty at Macalester, William Mitchell, or some other college he's never taught at. Sometimes breaking it out by counties; sometimes by either 48 or 50 states. But it all cases this story is false, the stats are wrong, and you'd be well-advised not to repeat it because it is so easily, provably bogus.

Oh, how are the mighty fallen!

If you stay out of the water they can't bite you

One of our friendly Sovereigntists mentioned a while back that he didn't know of anyone who believed in an omniderigent deity. It struck my attention, therefore, when the young Christian girl who lost her arm in a shark attack mentioned in USA Today that she believed her injury was God's plan, implying that God sent the shark to bite her. My point is not to again reopen the argument or to say that the Sovereignty theory suffers due to its adherents being young surfer girls, but merely to draw attention to the fact that omniderigence is indeed a common notion among non-theologians.

A lesson from Microsoft

Transcendent Vision quotes Slashdot: "A senior Microsoft Corp. executive told a federal court last week that sharing information with competitors could damage national security and even threaten the U.S. war effort in Afghanistan. He later acknowledged that some Microsoft code was so flawed it could not be safely disclosed." (Emphasis added.) The follow up from Microsoft is even better: As a result of the flaws, Microsoft has asked the court to allow a "national security" carve-out from the requirement that any code or API's be made public. Microsoft has therefore taken the position that their code is so bad that it must kept secret to keep people from being killed by it.

That could be the next big Linux campaign: Use Linux and Live! I may have an interesting Linux-related announcement soon, within the next week or so. If you've been following Slashdot, you may even have some idea what it's regarding.

Not exactly shocked

Readers aren't burning for "Burning Down My Masters' House," Jayson Blair's memoir of his ill-fated New York Times career. Nielsen Bookscan reports the book sold just 1,386 copies through last Sunday, according to yesterday's PW Newsline, an E-mail from Publishers Weekly. Bookscan tracks roughly 70% of the market, excluding Wal-Mart, so the total would be higher. But given Blair's wide exposure on NBC, a variety of local affiliates and the cable news networks, the results look low indeed.

Well, who would want to buy this thing? Conservatives already know the NYT is full of merde. Left-leaning NYT lovers didn't want to know anything about it in the first place. Blair's book deal must have been offered by the same sort of geniuses who were certain the Passion was going to be a bomb.

UPDATE: And now USA Today! Of course, if newspaper editors understood the first thing about economics, and they don't, they would have subjected that idiot Krugman to the same treatment long ago. Maureen Dowd and Frank Rich are morons, but they are at least as honest as their feeble understanding of the world will allow. Krugman, on the other hand, gets basic statistics wrong on a regular basis, uses them incorrectly to reach nonsensical conclusions, and then recommends ludicrous solutions - occasionally to imaginary problems. Yes, I'm sure MORE government intervention in the economy is always the answer. Obviously when someone is dying of arsenic poisoning, shooting them up with an arsenic-cyanide cocktail will sort them out in no time. His is a virtuoso demonstration that it is possible to be both evil AND stupid.

VDH wonders about democracy too

In the modern world, the terms "democracy" and "republic" — nomenclature native only to Western languages — are bandied about quite loosely, inasmuch as they lend a veneer of legitimacy to otherwise awful regimes. The Soviet Union was supposedly a conglomeration of "republics." So were North Vietnam and East Germany. Indeed "democratic peoples" and "socialist republics" were usually code words for no voting and no liberty.

I still prefer my definition. "a government of mostly white people that holds elections of some sort and doesn't make Americans feel uncomfortable".

The best elected Democrat

John Samples writes on NRO: George W. Bush is the best Democratic president of my lifetime. That might seem like an absurd proposition. It's hard to imagine a politician that seems less like a Democrat. Bush's quiet self-confidence, religious convictions, and common touch are a long way from the secular mandarins that Democrats seem to prefer in the White House. Besides, the Democrats hate the guy through and through. He couldn't be one of them. In fact, George Bush the man is conservative and Republican beyond all doubt. Unfortunately he has governed like a Democrat — as I said, the best one in my lifetime.

I'm not the least bit surprised by what Samples is saying here. I very much agree with it. The surprise is that it appears the editors at National Review is starting to become disenchanted with George Delano. I'd thought the president would win re-election going away as long as the Fed could keep the moribund economy afloat on its sea of debt. Now, I'm not quite so sure. I still think he'll win, but he may lose more of the right than he gathers of the left.

Who would win, Superman or Batman?

The Baseball Savant asks: We know you want a piece of Al in the worst way, but me and a buddy were debating the other night whether or not you could take Jean Claude Van Damme. I have to admit, I love ya bro, but I took Jean Claude. He whooped Tong Po in "Kickboxer" even after taking a tremendous beating because he couldn't fight back at first. Not only that, but he also whooped Chung Lee in "Bloodsport" even though he was blinded with powder! Good night! He also whooped Atilla in "Lionheart" although he had a broken rib!! My buddy has Vox, the BASEBALL SAVANT has Jean Claude! So what is it!???

My money would be on Jean Claude, at least if we were both at our peak. These days, who knows. I've been playing soccer, not fighting competitively, for years, and my bench is down to around 285-295 from 325. Then again, I'd get back on protein and creatine if I had a match coming up, and it only takes about six weeks to get back in fighting shape, while Jean Claude's been hanging around Hollywood. Oh, who am I kidding, I still wouldn't want to trade kicks with Mr. Van Damme, still less Dolph Lundgren, who was a friendly acquaintance of mine a few years back. I once had to lug him, very much the worse for wear, back to his hotel room when we were out partying together. You don't realize how big someone is until you're propping up their dead weight. In addition to being huge, Dolph is also a very good martial artist.

Then again, I think I could take either of them if it came down to firearms. I shot a 96/100 at 21 feet when I went to the range with Space Bunny last week with a compact .40. My best round ever is 90/100 at 75 feet with a .357 long-barrel. I managed to outshoot a Marine Force Recon sniper that day, albeit with the .357. I'm not great with a rifle, although my brother and my father are both unbelievably good shots.

Sanctimony is never having to say you're sorry

"I have always said the film may fuel anti-Semitism, but I never said it was anti-Semitic," he [The national director of the Anti-Defamation League, Abraham Foxman] said. The nature of "The Passion" is, "when you walk out, you are angry at those who set [Christ] up." However, according to a poll released Monday by the Institute for Jewish and Community Research in San Francisco, only 2 percent of the 1,003 adults polled said "The Passion" is more likely to make them hold all Jews responsible. Eighty-three percent said it did not make them blame contemporary Jews and 9 percent said the film made them less likely to do so. In a subgroup of 146 persons polled who had seen the film, 80 percent said it had no effect on their views, 5 percent said it made them hold Jews responsible and 12 percent said it made them less likely to do so.

Another recent poll of 2,500 people, 85 percent of whom are evangelical Christians, conducted by the Chicago-based International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, showed only 1.7 percent of respondents blamed all Jews for Christ's death. Mr. Foxman called both polls "wishful thinking."


I suppose he's partly right. I still have no problem with Jews, but I can say that the movie has made me dislike sanctimonious Jews like Abe Foxman, who attempt to influence others through deception, dishonesty and wild accusations. Almost Pharasaic, you could say. If the guy had a brain, he'd publicly admit that he was wrong and apologize to Mel Gibson and the Christian community; I very much doubt that he's smart enough to do that, though.

A random idea

In looking up that old column on Sullivan and Kinsley, I noticed that I'd completely forgotten about a number of old columns. And since WND Books has little interest in substantive books dealing with theory of the sort I'm interested in writing - not to blame them, as apparently America really wants to read nothing more than the random jottings of radio show hosts - I was wondering how many people might be interested in a collection of the best ones, with perhaps a chapter or two devoted to selections from this blog.

I have a friend who has a book printing and binding business, and I was thinking that if enough people were interested, I might look into doing a small 250-unit print run. He did a book on Tuscan wines that was really nice - remembering that got me thinking about the possibility. I'm not thinking of it as something to try to bump Sean Hannity off the bestseller lists, but more as a historical record of sorts. It's not a vanity project to get my name in print, I got over that thrill two books ago.

And then, there's the inevitable question. Paperback or hardcover? Fancy leather-bound collector's edition or simple political style book, with the de rigeur head-and-shoulders shot superimposed over the American flag? I suppose a mockery of that using the classic Gadsden flag would be more appropriate. There will, of course, be a special Rebel version for Nate, complete with an autographed .357 hollow point.

I think I'd call it Live Free or Else.

You're dead to me, Fredo

Dust in the Light points out the inevitable dishonesty in the Republican drag queen's latest hissy fit: In short, Sullivan is now tarring the Cornerites with the ridiculous equivalence that he, himself, introduced to the issue.

What else is new? Andrew Sullivan chose to render himself irrelevant some time ago, when he wrote that a right to privacy trumps conflict of interest when it comes to ethical journalism. Well, isn't that interesting! Once my new company rolls out, I'll be sure to write glowing reviews of it without telling anyone to whom it belongs and be comfortable in the knowledge that Mr. Sullivan considers me a paragon of journalistic ethics. After all, what's a few bucks compared to your life? I'm ethical, you're ethical, we're all ethical relativists now.

On April 22, 2002, I wrote: [Sullivan], like Parkinsons' victim Michael Kinsley, has taken the astounding position that suffering from a life-threatening illness grants him the right to argue for political action of direct and vital benefit to him without considering it evidence of bias or a conflict of interest. He even writes of Kinsley: "the right to privacy – especially about medical matters – would have and should have trumped that conflict of interest as a factor in ethical journalism."

I've paid zero attention to Mr. Sullivan ever since. He's a bright guy and not completely clueless, but I simply have too much contempt for his shameless intellectual dishonesty. And since that time, various blogosphere discussions of his wild Clintonian spinning on queer nuptuals would seem to indicate that I was quite right to tune him out. Everyone is wrong, from time to time, but to throw logic and truth out the window every time it violates your personal inclinations is just gauche.

Thursday, March 18, 2004

The good dottore could have told them that

Joseph Farah points out: symbolism is a two-way street. And when a symbolic partner decides to leave the coalition under pressure, that symbolism is more destructive than its original commitment was constructive.

Jonah Goldberg said the same thing yesterday, but it's an important point worth repeating, ad nauseam, until the nation understands that multilateral is just another word for surrender.

Socialized

Two 8-year-old boys and an 11-year-old schoolmate were arrested after they buried a loaded handgun in a playground sandbox and plotted to shoot and stab a third-grade girl during recess, authorities said Thursday. Sheriff Tim Fulton said the boys told investigators they intended to harm the young girl because she had teased two of them. The plot was uncovered Wednesday morning when another student alerted school officials, said Michael Hayworth, the Rosebud County attorney. The gun, a .22-caliber revolver, had two bullets in it, Hayworth said. School Superintendent Dave Shreeve said a box of bullets also was found nearby.

If only these children had attended a public school, where they would have been properly socialized and learned how to relate to other children....

Is homecollege next?

The Original Cyberpunk observes: I've run into this so often lately that I'm beginning to call it the Minneapolis Mindset. It works like this: talk to someone from Minneapolis about the Iraq war, and they'll tell you the war was completely unnecessary and we should have given the economic sanctions and UN inspections more time to work. Talk to them about terrorism, and they'll tell you that the answer is not more violence but understanding and removing the root (social) causes of terrorism. Talk to them about _concealed carry_, and suddenly they're in an absolute and unreasoning state of panic and babbling on about shootouts in the streets.

Ergo, my question: What kind of cognitive dissonance is required to believe that proven homicidal dictators and mass-murdering terrorists will become reasonable people if given half a chance, while simultaneously believing that your friends, relatives, and neighbors, whom you've known all your life, will become bloodthirsty killers if given half a chance?


The answer is simple. Perceived personal security trumps all. They believe - wrongly - that their personal security will be enhanced by leaving totalitarian murderers free to amuse themselves by butchering their foreign victims while fearing their government doing anything that might bring them, personally, to the attention of said murderers. This may be true in the short term, it is definitely false in the long term. They also believe - again wrongly - that concealed carry will likely lead to shootouts and whatnot in their immediate vicinity, and therefore must be prevented as they imagine it could put them about personal risk. It's all about the vicinity. If the terrorists ever go to work in their vicinity, they will, of course, scream for precisely the very sort of thing that they're opposing so vehemently now. The ME generation strikes again.

You don't have to have a graduate degree to think like this, but it helps. It's certainly not logic that anyone comes by honestly. I heard a CEO say the other day that if everything else is pretty equal, he'll always hire the guy without the degree. His words, as I recall them: "I don't know what they're learning in college these days, but a lot of these guys with degrees are useless when it comes to basic sales and marketing, doing the real work."

Of course I'm not blogging heavy

It is, after all, the start of March Madness. But the news of the possible capture of a big bad was too ironic to ignore, given the nature of the immediately previous post. Not that I consider it to have been causal, you understand. But I'm coming up for air this afternoon, so I'll post a bit more later.

I heard back from Mr. Farah himself on next week's column, he rather liked what is a somewhat experimental piece. I'll be interested to see what you all make of it. Bane, in particular, will no doubt have a comment or two to share with us.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Are they even trying?

From Debka: Bin Laden’s “success” owes less to his superior craft than to the laxness of US and European counter-terror authorities. The names and descriptions of all the members of the Moroccan network which perpetrated the worst terrorist outrage since 9/11 were in their possession, handed over by Ramzi bin al Shaiba after he reached US custody in September 2002. All that time, none of the Moroccan terrorists named were detained, although their network is directly controlled by bin Laden himself and despite the fact that they lived mostly in Madrid or Tangiers. This intelligence failure is further magnified by the ease with which the terrorists were able to carry out their attack. They had no need of aircraft, suicide bombers, wads of cash or even box-cutters – only very simply to buy Spanish-manufactured explosives, stuff them into ten ordinary bags and leave them on the targeted trains.

This sort of thing doesn't do anything but lend credence to Umberto Eco's old notion - written in the day of the Red Brigades - that the world governments are not interested in fighting terrorists, but in maintaining a symbiotic relationship with them in order to excuse their continued infringement of individual rights and liberties. Is it true in this case? Did the US intentionally leave the Moroccan terrorist network operational? I'm not in a position to know, but it cannot be denied that Israel has left Arafat and Sheik Ahmed Yassin of Hamas untouched for decades despite both men waging a violent war against them. Given those facts, it is conceivable that the Bush administration is leaving bin Laden free to wage war against America for purposes of its own. It's an ugly thought, to be sure, and I certainly hope it is not the case, but it is not entirely impossible.

One thing I have come to appreciate over the years is that the more I learn, the more I find that for all my natural skepticism with regards to what everyone "knows", I am not anywhere nearly cynical enough.

Creative etymology

JN writes: Please help me out with the definition of, omniderigence. As best I can determine you are the only one on the web using this word, and I can't find it in the Oxford English Dictionary.

I suppose it would be hard to find in the OED, considering that I simply made it up. I am an inveterate user of words that don't necessarily exist, although not on the Douglas Adams level. Speaking of which, was anyone else tremendously disappointed with The Meaning of Liff? I just didn't find the words to be very amusing.

Anyhow, I was simply searching for a word which would describe the concept of an all-acting God, a puppet master, of the sort envisioned by some Christians - relax, Manatee, I'm not reopening THAT debate - who conflate being all-knowing and all-powerful with being all-controlling in the active sense. An omniderigent deity is one who not only knows the number of hairs on your head, but actually pulls them out, one by one, or alternatively, turns each of them grey at his specific command. An omniderigent deity is one who not only comes up with a plan for your life, but forces you to walk every step of it. I couldn't find such a word, although one may exist, so I invented this from the Latin root of the verb "to guide".

Regardless of what you believe.

Think for two seconds

Jonah Goldberg shuts down his brain and writes: Supporters of the war say the reason al-Qaida is trying - and, alas, succeeding - to tear apart the coalition is that they cannot afford to see democracy win in Iraq. A stable and prospering Iraq will transform the Middle East, over time, into a region where the bloody fanaticism of bin Laden has no appeal.

Jonah's column is otherwise fine, if somewhat limited to pointing out the obvious, but this is just a horrible howler of logic. The battle is not between democracy and anti-democracy fanatics in Iraq. The fanatics actually want democracy in Iraq, for the same reason they wanted it in Algeria. They will win any fair and open elections. Bremer has been very forthright about the fact that the Coalition occupation will not permit a democratic constitution - not that I support such a thing either - so to portray the battle as being one over democracy isn't just ignorant, it's stupid.

And, of course, neither the US nor its allies are democracies in the first place. Sure, you can argue that it's just semantics, in which case I can argue that you're a fish. Someday, I'd like to see every political pundit in America write out their definition of democracy. I think in many cases, it means something like "country with mostly white people that doesn't make me feel uncomfortable."

And they said he wasn't electable

From Drudge: Former Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean said yesterday that President Bush's decision to send troops to Iraq appears to have contributed to the bombing deaths of 201 people in Spain. A growing international investigation is focusing on Islamic militants possibly linked to Al Qaeda as those responsible for the Madrid train bombings on Thursday. European intelligence agencies are trying to identify a purported Al Qaeda operative who claimed in a videotape that the group carried out the bombings to punish Spain for backing the US-led war in Iraq. Dean referred to the videotape when asked whether he was linking US troops in Iraq to the deaths in Spain. "That was what they said in the tape," Dean said. "They made that connection, I'm simply repeating it."

So, maybe those Democratic party elders who sabotaged the Dean campaign aren't complete idiots. I'm just a little disappointed that everyone's favorite nutcase politico didn't try to also work in a little blame for expelling Boabdil from Granada in 1492. I mean, the tape alluded to that too. And then there's the small fact that Dean and the lunatic American Left has been insisting for months that the multi-nation Coalition is unilateral, and that there is no connection between Al Qaeda and Iraq. The sad thing about Dean not winning the nomination is that we're not being treated to these sort of comments on a nightly basis. He doesn't even try to make sense. But we'll be forever grateful for that wonderful battle cry. YEEEAAAAGGH!

I wasn't even aware that the American president commanded deployment of Spanish troops. Well, you learn something new every day.

Why no War on Sex Slavery

John Whitehead writes: Clearly, sex trafficking should demand as much, if not more, attention than drug trafficking and other similar crimes. For whatever reason, it does not.

The answer is pretty simple. Cracking down on sex slavery doesn't give the federal government an excuse to take rights and liberties away from law-abiding citizens. Furthermore, there's no money in it for the police; they have no interest in seizing a crack house, it's the mansion with a pair of pot plants in it or the Mercedes with a bag of coke that they want to auction off.

It's so much easier to point fingers at the past

From the Rutherford Institute: In February 2002, the Plainville, NJ, police raided a house after receiving a tip about illegal aliens operating an underground brothel. What the police found were four Mexican girls between the ages of 14 and 17 who were in this country illegally. However, the young girls were not prostitutes, performing sexual acts for money. Instead, they were, like thousands of other women in this country, sex slaves—captives to the sex traffickers and keepers who control their every move. What the police discovered astounded them. It was “a squalid, land-based equivalent of a 19th-century slave ship".... The New Jersey brothel is just one of many stash houses and apartments that form a slave trade operation that stretches across the United States. Many are located in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta and Chicago, where under-age girls and young women from dozens of countries are trafficked and held captive.

This is why I despise blacks who whine on and on about slavery that never happened to them, their parents or their grandparents. Or, for that matter, Jews who whine about Jews getting killed in medieval pogroms more than 500 years ago. Boo-freaking-hoo. It's over, it's done and it didn't happen to you or anyone you know, meanwhile, none of these career victims give a damn that Mexican, Asian and Eastern European girls are enslaved, that missionaries feeding the poor are being murdered or that black Arican Christians are being killed right now.

The Holocaust, yes, that's a legitimate issue. But don't go pointing fingers at the American Christians who ended it, take it up with the European Socialists who committed it. Or, better yet, the Arab theocrats who hope to revive it. As usual, it's primarily Christians who are working to stop these evils, as has been the case ever since they led the charge to abolish slavery.

But we're the threat to civilized society. Right.

Settle down Beavis

And watch the language while you're at it. Not everyone who visits here is an adult, and there's been some uncharacteristically ugly language slung around here over the last day or so. If you're wondering why a post got deleted, now you know. Vent as venomously as you like, but do try to do so in a creative and non-obscene manner, if you please.

It's not the biggest deal in the world, and I certainly am guilty of similar offenses from time to time, but some standard needs to be maintained.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

It's small but it's starting

From Drudge: Some 150 ultra-nationalists rallied in central Moscow on Tuesday to denounce what they called "the invasion of Russia" by foreigners and ethnic minorities. The sanctioned demonstration in front of Moscow's historic Gorky park was ostensibly staged to mourn the victims of a February 6 Moscow subway bombing that killed 41 commuters. The attack was blamed on rebels from Chechnya. "Moscow is a Russian city. Russia for Russians. Moscow for Muscovites," the group, made up predominantly of teenagers, chanted. "Say no to registration (for foreigners), says yes to deportation," read one banner. The ultra-nationalist protest was led by the fringe Nationalist Patriotic Party (NPP) and Movement Against Illegal Immigrants. "It was not ethnic Russians who blew up the metro," said NPP leader Alexander Sevastyanov.

The media is going to have a hard time fitting this into their usual spectrum, as Europeans of Left and Right begin to turn "ultra-nationalist" in response to the Islamic terrorists setting off bombs in their capitals. The tide has already begun to turn in Holland, and I expect it will not be pretty in countries like Germany and France. France, particularly, has shown that it has no qualms about treating Muslims badly, as 70,000 dead Algerians could testify. This is precisely the sort of thing I was predicting last night on the radio show. I don't expect the fringe parties to remain fringe parties for long, unless their policies are co-opted by the major parties.

Mailvox: he's too kind

Bane writes back: That you can question the fact that we are in a state of war continually causes me to be amazed. You are either a bound servant to semantics, or you are teasing us to make an as yet unrevealed point. I refuse to believe you are just stupid.

I don't deny that a war is being fought against us. It has been since at least 1983. But I deny that we, as a country, are in a state of war. We're not. The average American is practically unconscious of it, and is being encouraged to stay that way, foolishly, by the administration, which is fighting a minimalist action, most likely in an attempt to win a gradual war of attrition at a minimal cost. Perhaps the strategy will work, but I don't believe so. And if I were not a bound servant to the semantics of the Bible and, to a lesser extent, the Constitution, I would be just another globalist elitist using the glorious prospective ends to excuse the current means.

I thought that an invasion of Iraq would be only a first stepping stone from the very beginning, as soon as September 28, 2001, as a matter of fact. I was surprised when we started with Afghanistan instead. I didn't like this sleight-of-hand - mostly because I believe that this sort of devious pragmatic manipulation tends to backfire in the long run - but I accepted it and even wrote a column later theorizing that Iraq would serve as the jumping off point to destabilize and topple the pro-jihad regimes nearby. However, as that looks increasingly unlikely to be the plan, I'm starting to suspect that Clouseau-not-Clausewitz, may indeed be the case. Even the magnet strategy of dilly, dilly, come and be killed would have been much better executed in a neighboring country.

A clean sweep of regimes followed by an immediate withdrawal, allowing internecine struggle to keep the jihad splintered and busy would have been a much more effective and less costly option than the nation-building plan, which I simply do not believe will work. Indeed, Palestinians are deeply concerned that this strategy lies behind Sharon's move to withdraw the settlements. I don't pretend to be a military expert, but then, history shows that military experts are not immune to making miscalculations that lead to stupid decisions.

Mailvox: Dear sir, I daresay I disagree

Bane comments in his typically pithy style: utter crap

Actually, only the arguments put forth by the Bush administration and its defenders are utter crap. This isn't that Jean Francois is any better - he absolutely is not - but he hasn't even begun to make a coherent case, so it's hard to criticize a nebulous thing of predominantly hypothetical existence. But let's look at what the Bush administration has professed:

1. Islam is a religion of peace: it isn't and never has been.
2. We are fighting a war on terror: it isn't a war, the borders are open to self-declared enemy nations and we're continuing to provide funding and protection to terrorist entities. Some war.
3. We are attacked because the jihad hates democracy: a blatant lie. The jihad loves democracy in majority Muslim countries. We're the one's actively opposing it. It's a power game, just like almost every war in history. Rome used to get attacked on every side too, in response to its predominance. It comes with the territory.
4. Saudi Arabia is our friend and ally. Right. The global jihad is a Wahhabist one run by Saudis, using mosques funded by the Saudi government as operational centers. Better invade Iraq. By this logic, we should have invaded Franco's Spain in response to Hitler's overrunning Europe.

There are two possibilities. One is that the Bush gang bears more strategic resemblance to Clousaeu than to Clausewitz. The second is that it is blatantly and knowingly deceiving the American people about the war that it has unconstitutionally signed them up for. Bane, with all due respect, which is the case?

The charade plays out

From the Star Tribune: By a single vote, the South Dakota Senate today killed a bill that would have banned almost all abortions in the state. The bill, which almost certainly would have been challenged in court as unconstitutional, had passed both the House and Senate earlier, but Gov. Mike Rounds issued a "form veto," asking that some of the bill's language be clarified. The Senate, which had passed the original bill on an 18-15 vote, rejected the revised measure today by 18-17.... Earlier today, the House easily approved Rounds' proposed changes, which were designed to keep current state abortion restrictions in place if the new law was challenged in court, as expected. That vote was 54-16.

Rep. Matt McCaulley, a Sioux Falls Republican who wrote the bill with help from the Thomas More Law Center in Ann Arbor, Mich., had hoped the strict law might reach the U.S. Supreme Court and be used to overturn the court's historic 1973 Roe v. Wade decision legalizing abortion. Some legislators with long records of opposing abortion lined up against the bill, however, fearing that a court challenge could backfire and further entrench the Roe decision.


I hate this sort of fake pragmatism. The notion that you can't do the right thing - what you publicly state you believe to be the right thing - because someone might do the wrong thing down the road, is repugnant. Perhaps this entire affair wasn't just a ritualized form of political kabuki designed to placate the anti-abortion majority in the state while not actually doing anything, in which case we should see the original ban back soon. I'm not optimistic, though. Isn't it interesting to see how something that everyone supposedly supports somehow can't make its way through the legislature, while things that everyone supposedly opposes, such as tax increases, often do.

I wonder what the justices have to do before the politicians are willing to consider reining them in. Declare George Delano dictator-for-life? Institute Islamic law? Personally cuckold every politician in the country?

The politics of force

In 1996, Osama bin Laden declared war on the United States. As near as I can tell, no one noticed. Now, every Republican will tell you at the drop of the hat that we must blindly support George Delano because "we are at war", despite the fact that the only two enemies that the president has selected for us have been defeated. And this, of course, while ignoring the Constitution he is sworn to uphold.

Never trust a dissembler; they're often worse than the outright liars. Congressional authorizations of the use of force against Afghanistan and Iraq do not mean that war has been declared against a third party. George Delano's defenders dismiss this as mere semantics, which is stupid because that reduces the entire Constitution to mere semantics. It's especially absurd coming from those who wish to make a flap about Jean Francois' bizarre distinction between "more" and "foreign" leaders. The purpose for a declaration of war, and one coming from Congress, not the president, is not semantic, it is to ensure that the people are fully behind a martial effort that will require time, sacrifice and loss.

A mere use of force, on the other hand, can be portrayed as something that can be done easily, on the cheap, and without requiring anyone to sacrifice anything except a few hundred unfortunate parents who probably aren't from the social class that matters anyhow. The 21-year old idiot son of a rich CEO here in Minnesota was front-page news when he managed to get himself killed by an Italian after mistakingly invading the guy's property at 4:30 in the morning; the son of a farmer killed in Iraq the same week didn't merit the same coverage.

The very fact that people constantly feel the need to remind everyone "we are at war" indicates that we are not, in fact, at war. Not anymore than we have been since 1996. This is the equivalent of October 1939 to May 1940, when WWII was dubbed "the phony war" because the populace and media did not see what was going on literally beneath the surface:

The British press dubbed it the “sitzkrieg” — the expected terror of Total War had not yet emerged. Overlooked was the hot war in the Atlantic. British merchantmen were fighting for their lives to keep Britain supplied with resources. What was happening was futile attempts by both sides to negotiate an end to the war that would not embarrass either side. Germany reached out to the Allies through Holland. Since the British held that Germany should recall her forces from Poland, there was not much leeway for either side to get out with a favorable position to both sides. Underscoring the U-boat menace was the swift and silent entry into Scapa Flow of U-47, commanded by Günther Prien on October 14, 1939. Prien slipped past sunken ships and chains that were used as antisubmarine nets, and sank the HMS Royal Oak with heavy loss of life. Hitler personally decorated Prien.

The only other notable confrontation took place in December 1939 off the coast of Uruguay. The German Pocket Battleship Admiral Graf Spee, a heavy cruiser armed with 15" guns, was chased into Montevideo by three British cruisers. Much to Hitler’s dismay, the captain landed his crew, scuttled the ship, and killed himself. The Allies, desperate for victories, made a bigger deal of the Battle of the River Plate than its actual military significance. It did end a surface threat to the merchant lifeline to the United States and the Dominions. The U-boats were taking a fearful toll that was not generally reported. In the meantime, many opportunities were lost. The French did not fortify their border with Belgium, although a French officer had proved it was vulnerable during war games in 1938. The troops in the Maginot Line did not move — they did not conduct maneuvers at all, precluding the possibility that they might be needed somewhere else, like to invade Germany. The French Army had gone to ground, a bad mentality to have in fluid, mobile warfare.

The Phony War did lull many French and British citizens into a false sense of complacency, thinking the Germans would not prove to have the mettle to invade the vaunted Maginot Line.


So, the global jihad continues, while its primary supporters and suppliers and enthusiasts remain untouched. If George Delano is a war president, he is a worrisomely bad one, who neither understands the nature of the war that has been declared on America nor the need to have the full cooperation of the American people in fighting it. He might as well have blamed it on ETA as Iraq. And like Mariano Rajoy, the defeated Spanish Popular party candidate, he may well learn that attempting to deceive the electorate about the true nature of the enemy will lead to his defeat.

Focus, grasshopper

I don't know how well that went, but Mr. Brown did keep me on for 15 minutes more than I'd been scheduled, so I suppose it must have been okay. There probably wasn't a lot new there for readers of this blog, but that's the mass media for you. I did start wandering off a bit at one point - lesson: don't read a book while being interviewed live on the radio.

Monday, March 15, 2004

And here I thought he was ripping off Eco

DAN Brown, the author of last year's best-selling "The Da Vinci Code," is nothing but a plagiarist, charges the author of two novels that are strikingly similar to Brown's. Author Lewis Perdue is preparing to sue Brown for copyright infringement, claiming "The Da Vinci Code" is in large part stolen from his 1983 novel, "The Da Vinci Legacy" and its 1985 follow-up, "Daughter of God" - which were both recently optioned by "Survivor" creator Mark Burnett.

I talked to Pocket Books, which also publishes Brown's Angels and Demons, last week, and one of the things that came up in the conversation was the similarity of The Da Vinci Code to The Da Vinci Legacy. I'd even considered writing a similar book three years ago, but decided that I'm not interesting in treading ground that has been previously trod - and trod better - before.

Speaking of which, I need to get back to work....

Orbiting my own planet

DR takes exception: I don’t mean to be unkind. But has anyone ever told you how spooky and weird you look? What the hell is with that haircut? I’ll bet your parents are heartbroken that you would go on a national website looking like a nincompoop. You look like a cross between a white-supremest skin head and one of those Raelians that was in the news last year. Then combine that with an obviously imaginary name like “Vox” - for god’s sakes! Really – What kind of an image is this for a supposed “Christian” news commentator? I would have a hard time taking anything you write seriously. You look like you would be a handsome man without that fucked up haircut.

It's so hard to type through the tears. These sort of emails always greatly amuse me. Do I write or look as if I give an airborne rodent's posterior about the general public's attitude about my name or my appearance? I'm not saying my indifference is total, but it's really very close. In this sphere, it is ideas that matter to me. If someone objects to Austrian theory because I happen to shave the sides of my head, I don't even know where or how to begin talking to them.

And then, of course, there's the fact that I met Space Bunny precisely because of this, and I quote, "fucked up haircut". Lessons in style 101: the hot blonde chick is always right.

Vox in Vegas

In case anyone is up late tonight, I'll be appearing on a radio show called AMERICA AT NIGHT with ERNIE BROWN at 11 PM Pacific time to discuss today's column. One myth I'd particularly like to debunk is the notion that the global jihad is somehow opposed to democracy. It's a ludicrous notion. The United States is actually the party actively opposed to democracy, curently in Iraq as well as previously in Algeria.

If you want to listen, it appears there is a streaming broadcast on Newstalk 1530 KFBK. Thanks, DaVinci, for finding that out.

Idiot tourist tragedy

From the Star Tribune: John Petters, 21, of Wayzata was stabbed to death Saturday in Florence after he and the woman he was with followed another woman through a gate and into the park of her villa as she returned home from a nightclub, a Florence prosecutor said.... The 27-year-old woman whom Petters and his friend followed through the gate told them they should not be there. When they didn't leave, she called her father, who tried to make them leave before pulling out a knife and stabbing Petters around 4:30 a.m., Caleca said. Petters and his friend ``didn't understand Italian,'' and the alleged attacker and his daughter spoke Italian during the confrontation because they didn't realize the intruders were Americans, he said.

What a stupid waste. It reminds me of when a Japanese kid was blown away trying to go to a Halloween party at the wrong house. I've lived overseas enough to be well-practiced in spotting idiot tourists, or as I've heard them called, the white-shoes, but this was just so unnecessary. Obviously, most idiot tourism isn't fatal, but here's a few basic pointers to make one's European trip a little more pleasant for everyone - not that anyone is planning one after last Thursday's bombings.

1. Bring at least $50 of money for each country you're planning on traveling through. If your expat friends wanted to run a bank, they'd have started one. And no, you can't always find an ATM or a bank to exchange traveller's checks.

2. Don't wear tennis shoes. There are plenty of rubber-soled dark shoes out there. Buy a pair. And bag the jeans too. Women, wear skirts; European women tend to actually dress like women, not quasi-males. This year's color: frosty pink.

3. It takes about half a second to cut through a belly-pouch. Why not just stamp "I'm a tourist, rob me" on your forehead instead?

4. Don't wander around a strange city at 4 in the morning. Would you wander around Detroit then? Do you know where Norway's Detroit is? Neither do I, but I'm sure they've got one.

5. Learn how to say: "Hello", "please", "thank you" and "I'm sorry, I don't speak X." It's the least you can do. It could even save your life.

6. Everyone does not, in fact, speak English.

7. Talking louder and slower does not actually help someone who doesn't speak English understand it. CAPIREBBE PIU MEGLIO SE PARLO MOLTO LENTO? I didn't think so.

Don't bother with allies

Jonah Goldberg wonders what allies are good for: Recall Ramesh's -- and others' -- critique of Krauthammer's AEI speech? The upshot was that Krauthammer doesn't care enough about allies. I think the criticism was valid, but the Spanish election has me re-thinking the value of allies like Spain. I salute the courage of the Aznar Government, the Spanish troops in Iraq and no doubt countless individual Spaniards who see the war on terror for what it is. But at the end of the day it's clear that the Spanish people were never with us. Public opinion was always against Aznar -- which makes him all the more courageous -- and this one attack was all it took for public opinion to have its way.

So, the question is, what good was it to have Spain as an ally at all? Yes, there was some political cover, but clearly not very much in the eyes of the "world community." Spain's membership in the Coalition didn't sway any Americans to support the war who otherwise wouldn't have. And, Spain didn't alleviate a very significant share of the military burden. Meanwhile, if terrorists learn the lesson that blowing up a few trains will cause nations like Spain to drop out of the Coalition, that helps nobody.


In this age of peaceless Pax Americana, allies are worse than useless. They are simply illusion, political cover for American politicians who do not wish to be given the cold-shoulder at Davos and the UN. This does not mean that the very real contributions of allied troops from countries like Spain, Italy, Britain, Australia and other places are not valued, only that in a strategic sense, the position of America, upon whom the jihad has been repeatedly declared for more than two decades, is weakened by a case that is dependent in any way upon foreign approval.

The Bush administration will have to learn that the Wilsonian nation-building it is attempting in Iraq is a fool's game and a distraction from the real war, the war that the administration is still attempting to deny, or at the very least, downplay. This is not a war of land and occupation; as usual, in the early stages the generals continue to try to fight the last war.

If something needs doing, it needs to be done. If we've got help, great. If not, so be it.

That is the truth of the matter.

It won't work

It looks like the Spanish people are hoping that booting out the pro-American government will somehow bring them peace. But it won't. The only thing that will end the war declared on them is the surrender of their secular government and establishment of a new, profoundly non-secular government. I don't see them going for that.

It's clear now that appeasement will be the first European response. When it doesn't work, expect them to turn surprisingly savage, appallingly so by American standards.

It looks like Italy is next

From Debka: According to data gathered by our experts, from December 2002, three months before the US invasion of Iraq, al Qaeda began issuing a stream of fatwas designating its main operating theatres in Europe. Spain was on the list, but not the first.

1. Turkey was first. Islamic fundamentalists were constrained to recover the honor and glory of the Ottoman caliphates which were trampled by Christian forces in 1917 in the last days of World War I.

2. Spain followed. There, al Qaeda set Muslims the goal of recovering their lost kingdom in Andalusia.

3. Italy and its capital were third. Muslim fundamentalists view Rome as a world center of heresy because of the Vatican and the Pope.

4. Vienna came next because the advancing Muslim armies were defeated there in 1683 before they could engulf the heart of Europe.


This would probably be a bad time to visit Sicily, which like Spain was once Muslim territory. Note that the attacks in Turkey - there was another bombing attempt Sunday in Istanbul - demonstrate that the jihad does not see Christian crusaders as its sole enemy, but also targets secular non-Muslims, especially those who have supplanted what was formerly Islamic land governed by Islamic law. I expect that France and Britain will be on the extended list, as it was those countries that conquered the Arabia and divided it according to their desires in the early 20th century.

Where do the United States and Britain stand on al Qaeda’s time table? Its religious edicts dictate the “liberation” (by terrorism) of lands once under Muslim rule. Turkey and Spain were therefore placed ahead of London, Paris and Berlin. Israel is doubly anathemized as a Jewish state established in a country once governed by Muslims. Rome ought to come next, although the fatwas allow some flexibility to meet changing circumstances and enable al Qaeda to strike where least expected.

Rome was never Muslim territory, although there is no question that it is the heart and soul of Italy. That's where the maximum effect would be felt, but an attack there also might violate the liberation theme. Unfortunately, we'll probably learn how the jihad's thought processes are working soon enough.

Sunday, March 14, 2004

That which does not kill me makes me slender

From the Onion: New Nietschean Diet Allows You To Eat Whatever You Fear The Most. While dieters are accustomed to exercises of will, a new English translation of Germany's most popular diet book takes the concept to a new philosophical level. The Nietzschean diet, which commands its adherents to eat superhuman amounts of whatever they most fear, is developing a strong following in America.... Many Nietzschean dieters are reporting success, although some complain of side effects. Kansas City's John Mencken started the diet in January. He lost 35 pounds, eight inches from his waistline, and many of his slave moralities. He also lost the love of his life, Marissa Hapsgood, who walked out on Mencken after discovering his involvement in a romantic triangle with a poet and a sculptress.

A brief Austrian primer

Sid Hartman of the Star Tribune writes approvingly: The Xcel Energy Center would not have been built, and St. Paul would not have gotten an NHL expansion team, if former Gov. Arne Carlson hadn't taken the bull by the horns and told leaders in the Legislature that if they wanted any of their pet projects to pass, they had better vote for a bill funding the construction of the arena. There wasn't any referendum to make that decision. Carlson threatened to veto 1998 education and tax bills if legislators failed to include $65 million of state funding for the $130 million St. Paul arena in a bonding bill. The city of St. Paul's $65 million contribution came via revenue bonds.

And the only way new stadiums will be built for the Twins, Vikings and even for the Gophers football team is if Gov. Tim Pawlenty lets members of the Legislature know that he wants to get these stadium issues solved. And he should show some courage and not require any referendums.


Any questions about how government works, and for whom it is working? We certainly can't allow those dirty little taxpayers, who don't know a good thing when they see it, have any say in how their taxes are spent, can we.

Meta-conspiracy

That's my answer to those who dismiss conspiracy theory. I firmly believe that any honest reading of history demonstrates that the Accident Theory is not even a theory, but rather a post-facto neo-teleological rationalization. The Marxian Theory is absurd, as social classes have never done anything of note, much less been the causal factor anywhere at anytime. There is instead growing doubt that class consciousness even exists, for as one staunch left-liberal friend recently lamented, even the poorest members of our society hate the estate tax since they can envision becoming wealthy themselves one day. Trans-class consciousness, perhaps? The Great Man theory is nothing but appellation mining, often with very little regard for whether the Great Man in question actually had much, if anything, to do with that for which they were supposedly a determining factor.

And yet, history is clear that from the earliest days of recorded history, groups of men have plotted and worked tirelessly to gain power over their fellow men. It's true in every single historical epoch, in every single society I've ever studied, except, according to the lords of the media, our own. This defies reason, especially when one can easily find numerous examples of group activities that would meet the definition of conspiracy except for one thing: they are not hidden. The Commission on Global Governance, for example, is openly working to establish what anti-conspiracists would otherwise prefer to dismiss as the black helicopter notion of one world government. But it's hard to deny what is proudly laid out on a web page for all to see.

There is no one grand conspiracy, instead there are thousands, intertwining, merging and battling each other for dominance as they each work towards their own goals in their own way. But one thing that is in common with all of them is that they seek power for their members. Because totalitarian power flows from the center, all of them that seek such power are drawn to things that centralize. This is why groups with absolutely nothing in common will still appear to be working as one towards establishing the United Nations as a central taxing and governing authority, since each believes that even a small amount of influence with a single global authority will be much greater than a great amount of influence in a single country.

I don't know why this concept should be difficult to understand. We've seen precisely the same thing at work in the United States, as diverse special interest groups constantly push for increasing central federal power, because it is much easier to lobby one Congress instead of fifty. The same logic is at work in the EU, NAFTA and every other entity that promises to replace numerous smaller authorities with a single, larger one.

It is this common ground that tends to mislead people into thinking that the various conspiracies, or interest groups, if you prefer, are all somehow bound together. They are not, but seen from a distance, it is not hard to understand why one might be led to believe so. There is no one grand conspiracy, but there is nevertheless a meta-conspiracy that springs, ever new and refreshed, from the bottomless well of man's lust for power over his fellow man.

What do you know about economics

Some of the gang have been taking the Austrian quiz over at Mises.org. WARNING: this isn't your typical easy little preferences test; it's one that actually requires a good bit of thought and a background in economics didn't hurt either.

My score will probably come as no surprise: 100 out of 100. Naturlich, weil ich bin ein Austrian, ja? However, I did take slight exception to question 20 on the stock market, as I didn't think that the correct answer properly reflected Austrian theory, but as it is multiple choice I went with the closest one.

Resispa, you crypto-commie, I sentence you to re-reading the first three chapters of Human Action and the introduction to Capitalism, Socialism and Democracy.

UPDATE: Try to remember that the point isn't to score as high as you can, but to see where your beliefs are and learn which school of economics they belong to. The choices are not exaggerations, they are taken directly from each school of economics. It should be easy to spot the two most extreme, for obvious reasons, but that's not the point.

The ribbon that becomes you, coffee boy

I hope Strange Semantics takes the Austrian quiz. His critique of my view of the Left demonstrates that the poor guy just has no clue what I'm talking about, as his theoretical knowledge of foundational matters appears to be nonexistent. Seriously, SS, do take the quiz. Tell me how you scored and which questions you understood. You're a bright guy, you'll understand some although you surely won't grasp them all, as I doubt you could define the difference between Chicago and Keynes, much less Austria and Chicago.

But I'll answer your question. The reason the Left is blind is that it doesn't know its own basic theories. What is value? What is money? What is a market? What is the opportunity cost of regulation? These are elementary questions, and yet would-be Leftist political philosophers not only don't have answers to these questions, they don't know the answers that were provided over a hundred years ago by those who fathered the theories which laid the foundation for what they are now espousing in ignorance.

The reason I don't have to explain these concepts, and the reason so many people reading this site understand what I'm talking about without me having to explain them, is that they are nothing new. They've been around for decades, if not centuries in some cases, and we are speaking a language that you do not yet know. For example, Hayek proved the impossibility of socialist calculation more than 60 years ago. If you are aware of that, then the silliness of such endeavors becomes immediately obvious whenever you encounter them. This demonstrates another blindness of the Left, as we of the Right have read and know their masterworks, whereas they have literally no clue who has contributed to the foundations of our philosophy, much less what they contributed.

Start with Hayek. Go on to Schumpeter and Mises. Then Rothbard. If you get that far and understand what you're reading, go back and read Marx. The test is to see if you can do it without laughing out loud.

Saturday, March 13, 2004

Wishful thinking

Spain's intelligence service is "99 percent certain" Muslim not Basque militants perpetrated the Madrid train bombings that killed 200 people, a Spanish radio station reported on Saturday. The report by private radio SER, whose owners have links to the opposition Socialists, flew in the face of government assertions armed group ETA was the prime suspect in the attacks that have traumatized Spain and sent jitters round the world.... If it were ETA, it would be a major escalation for a group that has killed 850 people in Spain over 36 years and is listed as a terrorist group by the United States and European Union.

There's no way it's ETA. ETA has been around for 36 years, and not only did the Madrid bombings violate a long-standing pattern of behavior by the Basque separatists, but the fatalities would represent almost 20 percent of the murders committed by the group in all that time. I'm sure there's a lot of Europeans besides the Spanish government who would like to believe that it's a Spanish-only affair, but logic suggests otherwise.

If you want to scare a radio host

... who is talking about the economy, just mention the M3 money supply. I did that today calling into a talk station, and had to laugh when the host very quickly brought the conversation right back to outsourcing being the reason that people are nervous despite the "good" statistical news. He is a good guy and is largely on the side of the angels where government intervention in the economy is concerned, but his reaction still amused me.

I'm sure he could just envision his Arbitron numbers dropping. Yet another reason I'm not likely to do a radio show. Here, if I want to talk M3, then we'll talk M3, doggone it. Which, like those hypothetical ratings, continues to drop.

Hello... hello....

Get them out

From WND:Nearly 10 percent of students have been targeted with unwanted sexual attention by school employees, the best available data indicates, according to Shakeshaft. [a professor at Hofstra] The mistreatment ranges from sexual comments to rape, says the report, titled "Educator Sexual Misconduct: A Synthesis of Existing Literature."

"So we think the Catholic Church has a problem?" Shakeshaft asked, according to Education Week. She notes the recently released study by the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops found 10,667 young people were sexually mistreated by priests from 1950 to 2002. She compares that with her extrapolation from a national survey for the American Association of University Women Educational Foundation in 2000, which would indicate roughly 290,000 students experienced some sort of physical sexual abuse by a public school employee from 1991 to 2000.

That is a single decade, she points out, compared to the approximately five decades covered by the Catholic report. The figures suggest that "the physical sexual abuse of students in schools is likely more than 100 times the abuse by priests," said Shakeshaft, according to the education magazine.


I am as virulent a critic of the public schools as they come - I think they should be abolished, the buildings torn down and every professional non-teaching educator and member of the NEA forcibly deported to Cuba - but even I find this very hard to believe. Unless "you look nice today, Amanda" somehow qualifies as sexual comments. But if it proves to be true, then there's just one more reason to pull your kids out, as if inserting them into an institution designed to stunt their intellectual development wasn't reason enough.

Where are the dead Canadians?

What a great line. I don't like Governor Pawlenty much - he's a typical tax-whore - but I like how he's challenging the nonexistent federal authority on prescription drugs. From an interview with the Star Tribune:

Q How did you arrive at this particular method, funneling purchases through Canada?

A I envisioned it as an end-run around the federal government, a way to put pressure on them and the pharmaceutical industry. Many people said they would lobby Congress, use the bully pulpit, but this was one thing at a state level that we could tangibly take charge of and run with and lead on. We didn't have to defer to the federal government. That was very appealing to me.

Q Is it then what some critics are alleging, that there is greater fealty to the pharmaceutical industry than to the public at large?

A Well, it's at least an open question. I'm an optimist and prefer to assign the best of motives to people, but here I'm beginning to wonder. They started with a lot of different arguments and kind of, shall we say, polished them down to what became safety. And I think we even got them on that one. If safety is their argument, I repeat, where are the dead Canadians?

Rat Spleen misfires

Rat Spleen writes on his blog: This has routinely baffled me from various quarters. The Doves I understand, disagree with, but understand. The Hawks I understand. But folks like Vox... well I didn't quite put it together until today. They are Doves. Unless you happen to be a competing religion; then, and only then, is it time to pull the stops out.

I don't mind Rat's critiques at all. I'm not particularly comfortable with my position on the war either, as I'm pulled two different ways. I can, however, defend myself from this particular charge. We are already in a religious war because a religious war has been declared against us by a religious force that has identified its enemy. War does not require two parties. This is not about Christianity v. the world, it is about the revival of long-dormant expansionist Islam against what it sees as Christendom, but we see as secular atheist Europe, quasi-secular Christian Red America and secular humanist Blue America.

My best guess, and at this point that's all it is, is that we are being forced into fighting this clash of civilizations war even though none of the three parties that make up what was once Christendom wants it. So, we have the situation of the leadership of the Two Americas playing at a nonexistent Wilsonian war while halfheartedly and haphazardly fighting the real one under cover of the fake one. Add to this my suspicion that the statist cancer cells of our society are using the situation to encroach on American liberties, and you have a complicated situation indeed.

But I'm neither a Dove nor an Onward Christian Soldier sort. I'm just doing my humble best to sort out truth from fiction. I don't pretend even to myself that I have a clear picture of what is going on, and I really don't believe that anyone else does either. In any case, I would vastly prefer our leadership to be honest and open with the American people, even if I don't seriously expect that to happen. And if our leadership is lying, as they increasingly appear to be doing, then I expect that their efforts will fail and fail miserably regardless of where they are directed.

Mailvox: On gaydar

El Zinko writes: Did you need directions to some good gay pubs in the U.K., Vox?

Um, I'm good, thanks, Zink. Actually, I'm in the process of wrapping up a new book at the end of the month and needed a little versimilitude. On a semi-related note, I think I can say that for a straight guy, I have pretty good gaydar. I met three of the Perfect Aryan Male's friends tonight for the first time; after we parted ways, I commented "not so much interested in women." The Perfect Aryan concurred, and Space Bunny wanted to know to whom I was referring. All three, I told her, which the Perfect Aryan confirmed.

I suspect it is a talent honed by getting hit on a lot when working at an upscale clothing store in high school. It got to the point where I could look up, shake my head, and they'd move on without either party saying anything.

It never bothered me, although my brother used to freak out a bit. But then, he's much better looking than I am and used to get downright pestered from time to time. I figure it's a compliment, of essentially the same sort that I've paid to women who had zero interest in me. As for the morality aspect, well, I'm not in a position to throw a lot of stones. We all need to repent of something, and I have a lot of sympathy for those who are so in bondage to their sin as to identify themselves with it.

I loved my peccato particolare. Still do, to a certain extent. But the difference is that now there are other things I love more.

Friday, March 12, 2004

He has no dog

What a strange thing for the editor-in-chief of a publication which is regularly dismissed by the Left as being both vehemently conservative and lockstep Republican to write! Joseph Farah's column today defends MoveOne.org and its anti-Bush ads.

The Republican Party was complicit in designing these rules limiting what special-interest groups can say and do in campaigns. The Democrats, the party preferred by MoveOn.org, was complicit in designing those rules. The Supreme Court, supposedly the experts on the Constitution, surprised everyone by upholding the clearly unconstitutional law these two parties conspired to impose on us all.

Two factions. One party. And yet some still wonder why I don't care if George Delano or Jean Francois wins in November. Perhaps now people are finally starting to believe Mr. Farah when he says, as he did in 2000, that he has no dog in this hunt.

Has anyone checked on the whereabouts of Dr. Eco

In comparing the Madrid bombings to the 9-11 terrorist attacks in the United States, there are some interesting numerical ties. There were 911 days in-between the terror attacks in Madrid and Sept. 11, 2001 - or 9-11 as it has become known - when al-Qaida-backed terrorists slammed planes into the Pentagon, a field in Pennsylvania and the World Trade Center towers in New York, destroying them. The Madrid bombings - which happened on 3-11 - also came 2-1/2 years to the day after the 9-11 attacks.

This is obviously the reason that the Patriot Act required the ability to search library records. Clearly we're dealing with a group of amateur numerologists. Conspiracy-minded historical novelists of the future are going to have a field day with our era.

He likes it, he really likes it

Confusticated World writes: Bruce Bethke has written numerous short stories, including the short-turned-novel, Cyberpunk; in which he coined the term "cyberpunk." His style in Headcrash is fresh, witty, and is NOT a gratuitous Doug Adams imitation. Headcrash falls under the science fiction comedy sub-genre, one of my least-favorite sub-genres in fiction as a whole. After reading about how good it was, I had high expectations of Headcrash. It exceeded all of them. Headcrash is so good, it is the first book that I have ever gone back and bought additional copies for friends and family, simply out of fear that I'd never get my copy back if I lent it out.

Go read the rest of the review.

There are choices and choices

From USA Today: As Melissa Ann Rowland's unborn twins got closer to birth, doctors repeatedly told her they would likely die if she did not have a Caesarean section. She refused, and one later was stillborn. Authorities charged 28-year-old Rowland with murder on Thursday, saying she exhibited "depraved indifference to human life," according to court documents. One nurse told police that Rowland said she would rather "lose one of the babies than be cut like that." The case could affect abortion rights and open the door to the prosecution of mothers who smoke or don't follow their obstetrician's diet, said Marguerite Driessen, a law professor at Brigham Young University. "It's very troubling to have somebody come in and say we're going to charge this mother for murder because we don't like the choices she made," she said....

The doctor who performed an autopsy found that the fetus died two days before delivery and would have survived if Rowland had undergone a C-section when urged to do so.


I don't know, we don't seem to have much trouble charging someone for a crime when they choose to blow away a convenience store clerk. As I have repeatedly stated, I have no more sympathy for these murderous non-mothers than for death camp operators, although in this case it was a crime of omission, not a crime of commission as in the case of abortion. I don't believe in thought crime, but I have to admit that those who believe that their potential college degree or smooth bikini line are more important than a child's life make me feel uncharacteristically less hostile to the notion of forced sterilization.

And check out the picture - it's not as if the doctors were contemplating ruining the Taj Mahal here.

Thoughts of Spain

When I played calcio as a practice scrub for a third-division prima squadra, one of my friends on the team was a hot-blooded Spaniard. He was a really good guy with a cute girlfriend and a great little dog named Psycho (seeko). He hooked me up with some software I needed, and I left my old Playstation with him, although I doubt he got much use out of Maddens. He collected more yellow and red cards than the rest of the team combined, but I never once saw his temper flare off the field, not even when I called him rather early in the European morning to announce that the USA was leading Portugal 2-0 in the World Cup.

It made me laugh, though, when I asked him one day which team he supported in La Liga. He looked at me as if in disbelief and said: "Madrid... alla morte!" I sure hope he wasn't on one of those trains.

Good luck, Joe

Evangelical Outpost writes: Although completely unwarranted, Hugh Hewitt has included me among an illustrious list of MilBlogs (Sgt Hook, Smash, MudvilleGazette, Blackfive, and Chief Wiggles). As he points out, my blog “ends more towards the cultural, religious, and political than the military.” That, however, will soon be changing as I just recently found out that I’m scheduled to leave for Iraq this fall. Now I’ll finally get to call myself a “warblogger” (or perhaps more fittingly, a “reconstruction blogger”).

Give Joe a visit and wish him well in his coming deployment. He's a solid blogger, a Marine, and a stand-up Christian. Here's hoping that he'll be able to keep blogging in Iraq, and that he'll stay safe and well while he's there.

Mailvox: control freaks come out at night

Daniel writes: In other words God promises to micromanage every detail of history to produce a good outcome for His people.

You're still evading the point. I was not criticizing a broad transhistorical notion, I was criticizing the very common idea that God controls every single action of every single person every single day for the benefit of every single individual. Hence the appellation uber control freakdom. One reason that I have very little regard for the control freaks' arguments is that their intellectual disputation tends to be either disingenuous or dishonest - giving them the benefit of the doubt in assuming that they even understand simple concepts like sovereignty in the first place - and continuously attempt to bring back the discussion to ground on which they feel comfortable without addressing questions that have been put to them.

If I have no free will, if I am not an acting individual, then God, the great puppet master, is simply amusing himself with his perfect plan by pulling everyone's strings. Does God promise to micromanage every detail of Daniel's life to produce a perfect outcome for Daniel? Does he promise to micromanage every detail of my life to produce a perfect outcome for me? That is the question that the control freaks are doing their best to dodge and evade, because the implications are both obvious and distasteful, but that is precisely what the average non-theologian in the pews believes when they talk about God's plan for their life and isn't it wonderful that God killed little Jennifer as part of his perfect plan.

This clumsy thinking is precisely what prevented me from becoming a Christian for more than 20 years. It's why I thought Christians were a bunch of idiots who didn't even understand their own Bible. Now, it is not for me to judge God, nor do I, but I can certainly judge the quality of the thinking of those who look at God's sovereignty and from a misunderstanding of the concept develop a dogma that leads large quantities of Christians to believe they are helpless victims of what might as well be called fate.

You have said that you believe that God is sovereign but that He chooses to limit Himself to acting through human agencies.

Yes, I believe that because Jesus Christ said that. What do you think the point of all the parables about stewards and managers was, if not to point out that we are the ones responsible for the management of the place on the owner's behalf. The control freak concept reminds me of the servant who receives his coin, does nothing with it and says, "hey, it's your coin." If God is at least in part limited to acting through angelic agencies on occasion, why is it inconsistent to theorize that he's got other limitations as well, especially when there is Scripture to support the notion?

Of course remember this: Vox is more commited to his theory than letting Scripture reform his theory.

The fact that no control freak has directly answered a single point I've made, but has either a) reacted angrily; b) quoted Scripture that is tangential at best; or c) gone evasively off in an entirely new direction, does not mean that I am inextricably wedded to my theory. I'm even open to concepts that I see as far more dubious than control freakdom. But if you can't even understand the very simple statement "I don't know and neither do you", then I have serious doubts about your perfect understanding of God's perfect plan. I don't question your faith, I don't question your motives and I don't question your heart; I do, however, question your understanding, and in some cases, your basic reading comprehension.

Hootie shows the way

4,400 news stories later, Augusta National is still standing firm. The power of the cultural Left is not unlike Freddy Krueger's in the first Nightmare on Elm Street - it can take you apart only if you allow it to do so. Hootie weathered the firestorm of media attention, took care to reduce his exposure to weaker wills that would be tempted to give in, waited patiently for Martha Burke to reveal herself for a fool, and now life goes on as before.

There's a lesson in that.

Mailvox: Am I annoying?

A reader who shall remain anonymous asks if they are annoying me and if I would prefer that they refrain from posting. The short answer is no.

The longer and more precise answer is: probably, but so what? If you're annoying me enough that I actually want you to stop posting, I will tell you in the Comments that you are annoying me and I want you to stop posting on that subject. If you ignore the warning, I will ban you and delete your future posts should you use a different IP address and continue to post in a recognizable manner. The ban is nothing personal, and if you post reasonably in the future, I don't mind at all if you're back under another name or whatever. In any case, this hardly ever happens. Otherwise, annoy away. I don't expect everyone to agree with me, heck, I'm usually surprised so many people do.

However, I do not feel that I need to explain myself every time I dismiss an argument. Those posting here are not only politically diverse, they are of varying levels of age, knowledge, education, experience and intelligence. What is new to one may well be old to another, indeed, it may be thousands of years old. I, for one, was shocked when I learned that women in the military as social engineering was first broached in Plato's Republic. There is nothing new under the sun, not much, anyhow.

If I am short and dismissive of your argument, I suggest that you ask your fellow blog readers why they think I am doing so. There are plenty of smart people here, and chances are that they not only know why but will be more inclined to explain than me. Believe me, I'm not going to write my one-thousandth critique of the Labor Theory of Value every time a Marxian pops up, instead I will almost surely mock them briefly and move on. While it's true that insulting isn't persuading, neither is it an automatic admission that you know what you're talking about. Sometimes, it's just my recognition that it will take a good bit of reading before you can even begin to have a reasonable conversation with me.

Since politics has much to do with economics, and since very few people know anything at all about economics while I happen to be trained in the theories of the three (four if you count monetarists separate from Keynesians) economic schools, this is bound to happen from time to time. I'm always pleased to argue arcana with a true believing macro number cruncher like WB, but if you don't know C+I+G, well, I just don't have any interest in revisiting 101. But maybe someone else does.

So, develop a thick skin and learn to choose your shot. If I survived four years of Marxians and Keynesians doing their best to slash apart my Austrian arguments, you'll survive the occasional metaphorical spanking and perhaps even deliver one from time to time.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Okay, so last week's completely blew. Sorry about that. I had other things on my mind and didn't think it through, so this week's should be more interesting.

Why is conspiracy theory inherently ridiculous? Why is labling something a conspiracy sufficient to dismiss it from consideration?

MOGAMBO!

The genius blesses us with his words: And I'm not supposed to tell you this, so keep this under your hat, but you know that Mars Rover thing? You know, the one where these two armored vehicles are running around Mars, sampling things and looking at things? The truth is, and don't tell anyone I told you, that Mars was actually the first planet in this solar system that had a central bank and a fiat currency. Yeah! Surprised, huh? And now look at it! No water, no air, no Starbucks, no nothing! In fact, Earth was originally populated by a few rich Martians who barely escaped the devastation of Mars when the inflation reduced the value of the currency to the point where the economy was destroyed, and then the people were destroyed, and then the planet was destroyed. They barely made it here with their lives!

And I call myself a fiction writer. Pah! Unworthy, unworthy! The man can out-imagine Kim Stanley Robinson in a throwaway paragraph.

Warming the seat of Sauron

Okay, I added those who've requested it to the Reader Blogroll. And not to worry, Sarah, if I am ever named to the post of Planetary Dark Lord, I'm planning for my minions to run a little less on lines of deeply contemplative intellectual narcissism and be cut generally in the Marisa Miller/Veronica Verikova brain-optional mode. The standard uniform will, of course, be that of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

I'd probably be fiction's worst Dark Lord:

"Sir, what shall we do?"
"Obviously, my dear Dark Captain, you're mistaking me for someone who cares."
"But, great and mighty Dark Lord, shall we not blow the great horn of Hayek, summon our forces and crush the armies of the West?"
"If you like, as long as you don't bother anybody. And leave the poor armies of the West alone. Don't hassle anybody who doesn't feel like showing either."

Now for something truly important

A good offseason for the Vikings - so far. The additions of Winfield (CB) and Marcus Robinson (WR) should help make a good offense even better and shore up what has been a weak spot defensively for years. We still need that outside rusher, although I'm glad they didn't go after Kearse or Wistrom. The first has been a bust for the last three years and the second simply isn't worth the price that Seattle paid. They'll have to address D-line in the draft, although some linebacker help is needed too.

Fortunately, there's no need to do anything on a very deep offense, except perhaps to draft a few late-round linemen. This could be a very decent year for the Vikings; I'll be surprised if they don't take the NFC North and at least threaten to make some noise in the playoffs.

Mailvox: Pyloctomy

Double-M writes: Talk about splitting hairs! I see Vox's views like this: He would let his Libertarian views run worldly / political affairs and his Christian ones run his personal affairs. There aren't neccessarily any contradictions. He would let it be legal to whore about and get high on any substance, but as a Christian would preach against it and avoid it himself. Vox, am I right here?

This is absolutely correct. You see, I believe there is a difference between legality and morality. Those who insist on conflating the two quickly find themselves in the position of either a) jailing adulterers - good luck with your police-state - or b) having to defend death camp operators who were acting in full obedience of the law.

Some might call this hair-splitting. I see it as a clear distinction between obeying God and obeying Man.

The evil librarian steps over the line

The Los Angeles Times reports: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has lent her name and presence to a lecture series co-sponsored by the liberal NOW Legal Defense and Education Fund, an advocacy group that often argues before the court in support of women's rights that the justice embraces. In January, Ginsburg gave opening remarks for the fourth installment in the Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Distinguished Lecture Series on Women and the Law.... Federal law says a judge or justice "shall disqualify himself in any proceeding in which his impartiality might reasonably be questioned." Several legal experts said Ginsburg's ongoing affiliation with the legal activist group undercuts her appearance of impartiality.

When the next test of Roe v Wade appears, the pro-life attorney should demand that Ginsburg recuse herself. That will make it a little easier for poor Justice Kennedy to follow the Constitution instead of worrying about getting ostracized at Washington cocktail parties.

Maybe they should go back to coathangers

I have no more sympathy for the abortionettes and their bloody movement than I do for whoever blew up the Madrid train station this morning. But I do wonder why the abortionettes worked so hard for the easy availability of RU-486 while expecting society to be frightened of a return to the ur-mythic days of the coathanger and the back alley abortion. Since the death rate of young women hasn't changed all that dramatically in fifty years, it's clear that the horrors were exaggerated, meanwhile, RU-486 continues to add to its verified body count.

A young woman has died recently from an RU 486 abortion in the Swedish west coast city of Uddevalla. The Swedish pro-life group JA till Livet has informed LifeSiteNews.com that the country's National Board of Health and Welfare has issued a report concluding that the death of the unnamed young woman was a result of the chemically induced abortion.... The abortion pill has been the cause of numerous deaths around the world. Legalized in the United States in September 2000 the pill has been responsible for the deaths of at least four women in North America, most recently 18-year-old Holly Patterson. In 5-8 percent of cases, RU-486 causes severe complications. Danco, the drug's manufacturer, has reported at least 400 adverse events since RU-486 was approved in the U.S.

A Christian Libertarian clarification

I am occasionally told that I should reverse the terms, since religion trumps politics. I agree with the latter half of that statement. But the truth is that the term is a political one, and it is my Christianity that colors my libertarianism. My libertarianism does not - consciously - color my Christianity. In spiritual or religious terms, I am a Christian. In political terms, I am a Christian Libertarian. Chiaro?

Mailvox: Call me Pascal

The dubious dugong writes: Your commitment to Libertarianism in fact informs your theology. Shouldn't your theology inform your political theory not the other way around? If your precommitment to a "free-will" political theory is false then what does it say about everything else you believe? Finding refuge in quantum mechanics to save your "freedom" is speculative at best. It's just another scientific theory waiting to be overthrown by a more fashionable one. Besides even if it "works" - utility - has no bearing on whether it's "true" - veracity.

It's possible, of course, as I was a libertarian before I was a Christian. I don't see the two as intrinsicly related, although certainly many people do. There's plenty of Christian Democrats who believe Jesus mandated socialism and cheers any form of love between two men. I am not at all concerned about the "free-will" political being overturned, as my Christianity does not depend in any way on it, furthermore, considering the level of cognitive dissonance which is accepted by Democrats and Republicans everyday, I wouldn't see any need to worry even if it did.

All theology outside Scripture is speculation, inherently so and far more so than political economy. My primary reason for believing in Jesus Christ is that I have seen his works in people's lives. My primary reason for believing in libertarian political theory is that I have seen the total failure of every other theory in society and history. In both cases, there is logic that supports my witness as well. But yes, truth is what it is, and utility is nothing more than a useful instrument in attempting to comprehend it.

I believe there is a Vox's Wager, if I may be so bold, to be made with regards to Free Will vs Omniderigence. If the choice and responsibility is mine, if God is limited for whatever reason and requires me to act, then I am compelled to act, speak and witness at every opportunity, for I will be held responsible for my failures. If, on the other hand, an omniderigent God is micro-managing my life, then I have a ready excuse for failing to act, failing to speak and failing to witness, for all such failures can be blamed on God's Will that I not do so as he controls my actions. Vox's Wager is that if I am correct, I will be proven to have acted wisely in attempting to serve God. If I am incorrect, I am still in accordance with God's Will as he micro-manages my life.

Conversely, the proponent of God's omniderigence is no better off if he wins his bet, for he has done nothing more than me. But if he is incorrect, then he run a risk of being misled into doing little of Kingdom value that will survive the fire of the believer's judgment.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Two factions, one party

Strange Semantics runs into cognitive dissonance: I began to wonder, why is it that so many conservatives and liberals think that there are biases stemming from the opposite end of the political spectrum in every aspect of society? Can they both be right? Is the United States government, including the courts, education system, and probably even the waste water folks, composed entirely of people who are both flaming commie pinkos and rightwing fascist authoritarians? And the media! Clearly they're out to get Bush, and clearly they were out to get Clinton, but they are out to get Bush more than they were out to get Clinton, and they were out to get Clinton more than they are out to get Bush. They can't both be right. Please, stop the insanity!

SS begins to see the light, for both sides are right. What the idiot Left doesn't understand, and the idiot not-Right (that thinks they are) refuses to recognize, is that commie pinkos and rightwing fascist authoritarians are very closely related. They both worship government and the collective, and believe that an elite has a right and a responsibility to rule over the masses using any means necessary. Both hate individual freedom - the libertinism of the Left is only a temporary waystation, see the prudishness of Nazi, Soviet and PRC culture by way of example - both require all-encompassing power on the part of the state. What is the difference? Define the difference... if you can. It's impossible; the only difference is that Nazi thinking was both more sophisticated and more bizarre than the crude Communist thinking that postulated a class consciousness that not only never existed historically but has been a major disappointment to Marxians as it has totally failed to manifest itself.

One of Hitler's great concerns was to figure out how to enact totalitarian rule while simultaneously harnessing the individual genius required for entrepeneurialism and economic growth for the benefit of the State. In doing so, he hoped to avoid what he correctly identified as a major flaw in Marxist thinking. The crippled and static nature of the Soviet Union and other socialist and communist economies was predicted long in advance of the world learning just how bad it truly was. Hitler never found the answer for which he was searching, but he was looking in the right place. History has shown that our Keynesian leadership came up with a better and far more humane solution, but as they are learning to their dismay, the long run does eventually arrive if you rule long enough. They may hit their own crisis of socialism yet, although I truly hope they can find a way to extricate themselves - and us - from it intact. We do not live in freedom, but even comfortable modern serfdom is better than many alternatives.

The fact that the two Keynesian factions fight tooth-and-nail should neither be a surprise nor seen as a proof that they are polar opposites. Nazis and communists battled in Berlin just as Mensheviks and Bolsheviks battled in Moscow. The internecine wars are always the most bitter.

The campaign of the quasi-clones

Jonah Goldberg writes in NRO's Corner: I really didn't like Al Gore and I've disliked Kerry for not particularly dissimilar reasons. Gore was a panderer, he was arrogant, aloof, he saw government as a solution to any problem etc etc. I think you can make a very similar case about Kerry, though I understand there are differences too, particularly on foreign policy.

But wasn't it George Delano who said that anytime anyone is hurting, the government must be there to help them? Methinks the similarities run a little broader than Mr. Goldberg would like to admit.

Reader blogroll

Jamie was wondering if the Reader blogroll is some sort of best of the best or something. It isn't. There are only two requirements for the blogroll. One is asking to be added to it. The second is having a link to my column archive on WND and one to Vox Popoli. Do both and I'll be pleased to add your blog to it. I'm aware that there are readers out there with blogs not on the blogroll, but as they haven't asked to be added, I presumed they did not wish it.

He wants to rewrite ours in like manner

WND reports: Iraq's new interim constitution sounds many of the same themes as the U.S. Constitution in guaranteeing freedom of the people – with one stark difference: There is no right to keep and bear arms in the new charter. As Secretary of State Colin Powell hailed Monday's signing of the document, which lays out the time line for Iraqi self-government, he encouraged his audience to read the new constitution. "Read this administrative law, and read what the Governing Council has written for the people of Iraq," he said in a speech commemorating International Women's Day Monday. "Read what it says about the rights of all Iraqis, the rights of women. Read what it says about a free judiciary. Read what it says about the military firmly being under control of the civilian authority."

Powell next talked positively about arms control in a new Iraq, followed by mention of "rights" and "liberty." "Read what it says about arms not being allowed within the society except under the control of civilian authorities," he said. "Read what it says about democracy, rights, liberty, and what the new Iraq will look like. …"


Isn't that fabulous! Now, when the next Hussein comes along, the Iraqi people will still be helpless! Wonderful! And I don't know why anyone should bother reading Iraq's new constitution, when our political leadership and judiciary clearly don't read ours.

So, what did you do to celebrate International Women's Day?

I am the Toesucker

Dick Morris agrees with my thinking: Should Kerry be re-elected in 2008, his vice president likely will become the party's nominee in 2012, like Al Gore was in 2000. If that person wins the 2012 nomination, as history suggests, Morris writes, "that means that Hillary would be out in the cold until at least 2016 and, if the Democrat won and was re-elected, until 2020. She'll be 73 by then." If Kerry were to lose re-election in 2008, his vice president would be the favorite for the top spot in 2012.

I argued that she would likely go for VP a while ago. Failure costs her nothing - in this case it would be Jean Francois' fault - and would position her nicely for the next go-round. While America's favorite gigolo does have a chance to win, I don't think that he will win at the end of the day since there are enough War and Gay Marriage Bush Democrats to make up for the many libertarians and disenchanted ex-Republican conservatives who will be voting third party.

Toss the stale marshmallows

Rod Dreher writes: Brooks, who is Jewish, does not defend Gibson's film, but he does say that the narcissism and spiritual sloth that characterizes popular religion in America today corrodes public virtue. I wanted to shout, "Hallelujah!" when I finished that column. I was raised Methodist, and have passed through the Southern Baptist church and the Episcopal Church before I finally ended up in the Roman Catholic church 11 years ago. With the possible exception of the Southern Baptist church, I don't recall ever having heard any kind of Christianity preached that wasn't essentially a spiritualized gloss on Dr. Phil-ism. The happy exceptions are so rare I'd sooner expect to find rashers of bacon in the Riyadh IHOP than hear something substantive and challenging.

For me, "The Passion of the Christ" acted as a head-clearer from all the bourgeois kultursmog one gets in church these days, where one is challenged to do little more than be nice to others and accept that God affirms us in our Okayness. When I went to mass on Ash Wednesday, I was still reeling from the searing grandeur of the film, and thinking very much about my own sins, and the role I played in Christ's suffering. The priest began his homily by saying, "I was going to preach a fire-and-brimstone homily, but that's not my style." This was supposed to be a joke, as his homilies all sound as intelligent and modulated as an extended NPR commentary, minus the edge (an Ira Glass monologue is "Sinners In the Hands of an Angry God" by comparison). And you know, I wanted to scream. I'm so sick of this Jesus-is-our-Buddy stuff. Our Lord in Dockers. Who needs it, ya know?


I am not only a Southern Baptist, but one heavily influenced by Greg Boyd's warfare theology. Why does Jesus Christ matter? Because the world is ruled by a sadistic supernatural serial killer, against whom only the power of the Son of Man can stand. People like to think of Jesus as the Lamb, but they forget that he is also the Lion.

If the world doesn't hate you, then you're doing something wrong. And if you've got a pastor who teaches Dr. Phil instead of Jesus Christ, you might as well stay home and watch football.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Don't mess with Space Bunny

We just got back from the range, and the girl likes to kill paper. Keeps it black, sans laser no less. We broke in one of her friends there - never held, much less fired a gun before, but she's into it now. If I'm aiming at you, my suggestion is to duck. At 50 feet, I tend to shoot a little high. We did a little window-shopping afterwards and I have to say that I am very much digging the new grip lasers.

Mailvox: Heavy Metal

A few people have asked about lifting, and now Jamie is wondering if I'm on steroids. First, I'm not anywhere nearly that big - 370? - I don't think so. My max was at 325 a few years ago, but I've dropped about ten pounds with all the running for soccer so now it's probably down to around 275-285. I usually start out with ten reps at 225 and end with four at 255, but Space Bunny's got me mixing up my routine a little more to prevent developing a shoulder problem.

Anyhow, I've never done anything but whey protein and some creatine. I haven't used either for years now, but I'm thinking about getting back with the whey.

Libertarians, borders and the military

I often wonder if people are even paying attention... and by paying attention I mean reading an entire sentence as opposed to simply latching onto one or two expected or particularly glaring words in the sentence and reacting to them. I have never once advocated the elimination of the government military and, in fact, I believe it to be a necessary function. One of the reasons I scored in the 126 range and not higher is that I believe open immigration is not a properly libertarian concept as while people must be able to freely leave a society, outsiders have no inherent right to join it. Indeed, Europe is learning how even partially open borders can end a society and tear apart its fabric in a relatively small period of time.

Indeed, Communist China could easily swamp any open-immigration society simply by sending in millions of immigrants to advocate a decidely non-libertarian structure. The defense of the borders and the defense of private property have long been considered among the only proper functions of government. However, what is profoundly libertarian about my position on the military is that I reject the notion that the state may have a monopoly on force. There is no reason why a citizen should not own a fleet of F-16s and hire them out to foreign countries if he so chooses. When the state has the means to balance a megalomaniac citizen ala Ted Turner and the citizens have the means to threaten the state, the situation is optimal. It is much better than having one and not the other.

People are capable of self-control. There is nothing preventing the leaders of the US military from overthrowing the US government anytime they choose, except that they do not and have not for more than 200 years. If an armed society is a polite society, a society where citizens are not out-gunned by the military is a society of limited and small government.

In any case, all things come to an end. There is no static system that will allow humans to live peacefully forever, because humans are inherently evil and someone will always seek to end the comity by enforcing their will over others. In our current system, government is the primary means of doing so, and the sooner one recognizes that, the sooner one realizes that government is often nothing more than a powerful instrument used by individual and interest groups to control and dictate the behavior of others.

Monday, March 08, 2004

A question of value

Sarah asks: my qualm with this is that *if* the government doesn't (I know it doesn't sound too libertarian but...) ask/demand(?) for some money from the populace, then you have a potential for anarchy? How could we pay for police officers, judges, politicians? I know that we should not have *big* government, that is not what I mean..but if we have basic laws established that demand we not murder or steal, how can we pay for those laws to be enforced.

There is always potential for anarchy, contraintuitively it is usually when government becomes most repressive, although I note that anarchy is much better than democidal government, which, by the way, is far more common than anarchy. There is no need to pay for police officers, judges or politicians. There are already ten times the number of individuals working in private security than work for all the police forces of America combined. There are already many professional adjudicators despite the existence of public judges, who almost to a man ignore the written law in favor of their own manufactured case law. And politicians were unpaid for most of American history.

There will always be a market for those protecting property rights, public or private. The only reason that people expect the protection of property rights to be "free" is that they are used to the government promising such protection, which it not only does not provide but does not even claim to provide when push comes to shove. See the several lawsuits where federal courts have ruled that individuals have no expectation of protection from the police, thereby freeing the police of all liability for failure to provide it. Divine and natural law aside, laws are only as real as the individuals of a society deems them to be, and the reality tends to rest on a much slimmer thread than most people like to think.

Question deeper. Think harder.

Why I don't write for National Review

The Cornerites are all taking the Libertarian Purity test. The difference between my score and theirs was rather shocking - going in I had no idea that it went up so high. The test is crude, as is necessarily the case in a yes/no test, but it is interesting to see how the results differentiate rather clearly between the conservative strong government right and the libertarian minimal government right.

37 Andrew Stuttaford
40 Rick Brookhiser
41 Jonah Goldberg
72 Charles Murray
73 Ramesh Ponnuru
79 Jonathan Adler

126 Vox Day

To each according to his needs

Jay Nordlinger writes: Speaking of love and marriage, let me leave you with this: A reader of this column, reacting to an item about the gay-marriage debate, wrote, "If marriage is a civil right, can I sue the government to appoint me a spouse?"

Why stop there? If sex is a civil right, then where are our government-funded prossies? Do we not have a right to happiness? And since upholding well-being is the primary purpose of liberal government - who could argue in this day and age that one could possibly be well without sex - if the Federal government can spend billions on Iraqis, they can surely find the wherewithal to provide regular sexual acrobatics to all healthy adults.

I think I just solved our unemployment problem too. Actually, I'm a little surprised that no one has run on the guaranteed sex for all platform yet. It isn't much dumber than LBJ's free money for all idea, and it promises a lot more fun even if it fails. Why mess around with bread and circuses when you can offer pizza and prostitutes?

John Kerry: Gay Preacher Man

The New York Times watches Kerry self-destruct: "My point is homosexuality is an idea," she said. "You have never heard a doctor say, `Mr. and Mrs. John Doe, you have a bouncing baby homosexual.' It's an idea."

Mr. Kerry replied: "Well, I know the deep beliefs, I respect, I'm a Christian, I've read the Bible, and I know you can find the clauses that go both ways. I'm not here to argue that with you."


What clause was that, mon ami? "A man shall leave his parents and cleave to a wife, unless he happens to enjoy bad dance pop, in which case with our blessing he shall worship in my stead a divine trinity of goddesses which I shall send to you in the fullness of time, and engage for all joy in acts considered to be fornication if only the tainted flesh of Eve were involved.
- The Gospel of Saint Judy

Taxation and theft

Theft according to Webster: 1. The act of stealing; specifically, the felonious taking and removing of personal property, with an intent to deprive the rightful owner of the same.

The question of whether a hypothetical benefit has been conveyed has nothing whatsoever to do with whether a taking of property is theft or not. If I steal your Playstation, sell it, and use the money to buy you a sweater, then you have received a benefit directly due to the theft. But the theft has still occurred. Your Playstation is still gone. You were deprived of it, your new sweater notwithstanding.

But furthermore, the notion suggested by Webster that the taking and removing of personal property is not theft if the government happens to be amenable to the taking is both dangerous and absurd. This assumes that all property is at the disposal of the state - an assumption that I argue is at the root of all modern liberal thought. Otherwise, one must accept the notion that the killing and burying of individuals is not murder if the government happens to be amenable to that. And since there are plenty of socialist governments that have put that very concept into action, it cannot possibly be dismissed as a reductio ad absurdum.

Mailvox: they love the word "obliged"

CB writes: I did not sign nor was ever given the opportunity to reject putting my signature on the Constitution...must I obey it? Must I therefore respect the President and Congress and the Supreme Court as the three branches of our government? Can I take away the guns, religious freedoms, and speech freedoms of others because I never signed the document protecting those rights? How about this: Must I adhere to the Ten Commandments? Not only did I never sign a contract to obey those decrees, I wasn't even there when they were presented to man as to have the opportunity to voice my dissent if I felt the need to do so.

We are all obliged to participate in an unsigned and informal social contract. Whether it is from God or another higher power, as some feel, from the government, as others feel, or just from an unspoken but accepted notion that since we all live here, we all need to respect the rights of others. I am not even going to comment on your ridiculous (and incredibly unoriginal and redundant) blasting of the label of "liberal" and how taxation is therefore evil and constitutes theft. I simply hope that, in the future, you avoid trying to score petty points with ridiculous claims such as that printed above; it insults the intelligence of us all.


Let me try to put CB straight. Since he is not the Federal Government, he is not bound by the Constitution. Nor am I surprised that he won't comment on the "taxation = theft" point, since, like all so-called liberals, he has no answer for it except to give away his belief that all property belongs to the collective.

No one is going to put him or anyone else into jail simply for violating the Ten Commandments. He would also have to violate a law that happens to run in parallel with one of the Commandments, as he can certainly hope to sacrifice to as many idols as he likes without fear of jail, depending, of course, on what he is sacrificing and assuming that he is not violating any safety codes or backyard-burning bans.

There is no such thing as a social contract. Once again we see, as Hayek pointed out, adding the adjective "social" completely destroys the meaning of the following noun. What a sad butchery of the language. As for insulting his intelligence, I think he's done a rather nice job of that all by himself.

Well, this kind of makes my point

ES writes: Our senator from Indiana, Richard Lugar, chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee is attempting to get the "Law of the Sea Treaty" adopted without any floor discussion or voice vote.

This is America's MOST CONSERVATIVE senator, John Kerry's supposed polar opposite. I never thought I'd miss Jesse Helms the way I do. Even the so-called conservatives are working against US national sovereignty now, and attempting to do so behind the people's backs.

Mailvox: Welcome, stranger

PL writes: What a pathetic shill you are for the con movement. Member of Mensa? Must have bought your way in. Stupid cocksucker.

I don't think this particular fellow is very familiar with my writing. I've been called many things before, but never a shill for the conservative movement. I always wonder, too, at cutural liberals using insults derived from things they are defending as good, natural, healthy and Constitutionally protected. Apparently the irony escapes them.

Sunday, March 07, 2004

Scatterbrainia

I apologize if I've seemed a little out of it over the last few days - not answering the Communism posts and not thinking through the uselessness of RFIDs in cash. I'm on the home stretch of a novel that I'm finishing up this month and that's where my brain has been, for the most part. It's a strange book and attempting to wrap everything up logically has required a few more of the little grey cells than usual.

Anyhow, things are flowing smoothly now, more or less, and I'll get back to the usual posting schedule tomorrow.

Running from his record

Deroy Murdock writes on John Kerry: Try to get to John Kerry's left. Just try. If you're a U.S. senator, you cannot. According to a recent analysis of the World's Greatest Deliberative Body, the Massachusetts Democrat was the "No. 1 Senate liberal in 2003." As the archest of the Senate's arch-liberals, Mr. Kerry voted last year to the left of fellow Democrats John Edwards of North Carolina (No. 2), Barbara Boxer of California (No. 5) and Tom Harkin of Iowa (No. 10). Mr. Kerry's ayes and nays were significantly to the left of the two liberals who most conservatives would nominate for a one-way fact-finding mission to Mars: New York's Hillary Clinton (No. 7) and Massachusetts' Edward Moore Kennedy (No. 12).

At the other end of the spectrum, 14 Republican senators tied for least liberal with scores of 14 out of 100. Top Senate conservatives include Virginia's George Allen, Tennessee's Bill Frist and Indiana's Richard Lugar. America is a free country, and many citizens consider liberalism a worthy philosophy. In solidarity with those true believers, if nothing else, Mr. Kerry could wear the National Journal's conclusion as a badge of honor. Instead, he runs away from it. "Anyone who knows John Kerry knows that this label doesn't fit," Kerry campaign spokesman Chad Clanton told the New York Post's Brian Blomquist. "He's a decorated Vietnam combat veteran [in case you had not heard], a former prosecutor and a deficit hawk [who has] opposed his party and voted to shrink the deficit." Mr. Kerry himself dodged the liberal prize in a Feb. 29 New York debate against his campaign rivals. He called the National Journal's label "a laughable characterization" and deemed this distinction "the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life."


How does being a decorated combat veteran and a prosecutor somehow inoculate you from your public voting record? The leading National Socialist of yore was a decorated combat veteran, which hardly prevented him from pushing what we would today call a liberal program. And what is a prosecutor but another government employee flexing the muscle of the state? I understand why Jean Francois is running from his record, what I don't understand is how he expects that to work.

But it's interesting to see how two senators can appear to be polar opposites while remaining in sync on the most important issues of our time. I doubt Kerry and Frist can be separated on the issues of UN membership, debt-backed money, state's rights and the income tax. Even on gun control, the two parties' positions are moving closer, as the Republicans have become more squishy about protecting gun rights while Democrats are starting to realize that it is not a vote winner.

Saturday, March 06, 2004

Microwave your money

Apparently not content with the ability to seize bank accounts at will, the US government - along with the EU - is now tracking your cash. Big Brother loves you. I think I'm going to start insisting that people pay me in American Eagles.

This post brought to you by Rat Spleen.

No government needed

Tait Trussell writes on Townhall: As writer Cynthia Crossen's research points out, in early America, many men and women had common-law-marriages, living together without the blessings of a church ceremony or approval of a governmental licensing authority. An l843 law declared that "no particular form of ceremony shall be necessary, except that the parties declared that they take each other as husband and wife."

As I pointed out last week, it hasn't taken long for government involvement to nearly destroy the institution. More of the same venom that is poisoning you is unlikely to serve as an effective antidote.

A fair question

BLS writes: Focus on the main question: Is America under attack from terrorist Islamic sects, and if so, who do you want as Commander in Chief - GEB or JFK - and why?

Yes, America is under attack from terrorist Islamic sects that have declared war against it. I don't want either George Delano or John Francois as Commander-in-Chief for the following reasons:

GD: refuses to declare which terrorist Islamic sects are responsible, much less confront them with military action. The Islamic world revolution is being funded almost entirely by the House of Saud. The Hezbollah and other active terrorist groups are primarily funded by Iran. GD is not fighting either, indeed, his State Department is actively supporting the Iranian mullahs against popular unrest. After Yasser Arafat killed two American officials, GD only cut off the funding that his administration was providing this terrorist leader. If the war is against terrorist Islamic sects - as we both agree it is/should be - GD has failed completely despite presiding over the conquest of two nations. Taking out one minor enabler, which Husseins certainly was, while ignoring the two major players is hardly indicative of strategic competence - quite the opposite, as a matter of fact.

JF: an unknown as C-in-C, although his votes for the various "war resolutions" indicates to me that he will likely follow in GD's imitation of the ineffectual Israeli two-step. While GD's Wilsonian nation-building is likely to appeal to him, Kerry is too big a fan of the United Nations to risk upsetting it by invading a third country, barring any further terrorist attacks in the USA. If there is an attack inside the USA, Kerry is as likely to greenlight a third invasion - probably Syria - as Bush. As I mentioned before, Democrats are historically more likely to engage militarily than Republicans, so to tar all Democrats with the antiwar peacenik brush is to focus too much on the bygone Vietnam era. Those under forty of both parties neither know nor care much about Vietnam; our analyses are not colored by it as is the case with the aged mainstream press, which sees Vietnam as the great event of their time.

As is usually the case, the purported differences between the two parties are greatly exaggerated. The first Republican George Bush was the one who did not finish the job against Hussein in 1991. Clinton's destructive decision to pare down the US military was aided and abetted by a Republican House and Senate.

Bane the Poet Divine

I didn't think it scanned well, but I thought the notion was funny so I hope the poet doesn't mind if I present my own version of his lovely little piece of social incorrectness.

Children are not born to hate,
They learn it only from you.
Be then sure to teach them well
And take care to tell them who.

War and not-war

Bane writes: Suffice to say, he thinks we are not at war, and I think we are... .I note his use of the phrase 'Police Action'....ahhhh. That little dust-up in Korea wasn't a war, even though we fought it for years, and continue to 'garrison' the DMZ to this day. Viet Nam. Not a war. Semantics. Tell it to the families of our honored dead. Cold War? A journalistic buzz-word that caught on. Lasted decades, as I recall. I don't think it's over, either. One stupid wall falling does not the surrender of the Red Menace make. The Great Wall in China is falling apart, but no one in their right mind would posit the demise of China from the decay of it's wall.

Bane, with all due respect, the point that seems to be escaping you is that when the United States fights these undeclared half-assed little "wars" in which the citizenry is barely conscious that anything is going on and half of them don't support it even if they do, the problem that brought the so-called war about doesn't get solved. We did not fight a war in Korea, nor did we finish it which is why the situation is more dangerous to us today than it was 50 years ago. Vietnam's development shows that we might as well never have sent a single soldier over there, as what would have happened if we had not? The North Vietnamese would have taken Saigon... oh, wait, they did. A country dependent on citizen-soldiers cannot win wars that the citizenry does not understand or does not largely support. As TZ ( I think) commented, a nation that will give up nothing to support its war effort is not a nation at war.

I know you didn't mean the comment about the honored dead as a cheap shot, nor do I take it as one, but I daresay that I have as many members of my family buried at Arlington as anyone. The Commandant of the USMC himself gave my grandfather's eulogy there a few years ago, after which my brothers and I carried his casket to the carriage. One of the most vivid memories of my life are of the Marines who stand alone at each crossroads and salute the flag-draped casket as the horse-drawn carriage passes them by. It is precisely because I value the lives of Marines like my grandfather and your sons that I do not wish for politicians like George Delano or John Francois to spend them in playing an endless and ineffectual game of micro military actions.

I agree that China is a danger, even though the president and his economic advisors don't seem to recognize it. (The more pressing danger from them at the moment is actually economic, as they can shut off our debt-funding at any time.) And perhaps "police action" is a poor description, albeit one no less inaccurate than "war". War implies a major threat to the nation, and its exaggerated use in this case by the administration is clearly being done in an attempt to distract the populace and excuse its numerous failures on other fronts. Lilypad is at least honest about this.

I think there is a reasonable case to be made for a revival of the medieval war against the Turk, despite my doubts about the eventual ramifications of such a war. Europe is once again being overrun, and America has been targeted. But I see no indication that that any decision has been made to fight that war, the uncharacteristically inaccurate vision of VDH notwithstanding.

I'm stunned. I didn't see Vox as a Kerry voter. A vote against Bush, or a vote withheld, is a vote for Kerry.

I'm not a Kerry voter. The very notion is metaphorical nonsense, as if I wished to vote for Kerry, there is nothing to prevent me from doing so. Meanwhile, my less easily dismissed response is that a vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil. I will almost surely be voting Libertarian, although I will give the Constitution candidate a fair look before actually putting in my two cents.

Friday, March 05, 2004

Taking exception with VDH

The excellent VDH writes: Be that as it may, Americans owe Harry Truman a great deal for overseeing the rebuilding of Europe, his prescient understanding of the danger of Soviet expansionism, and preservation of the Democratic party from the forces of appeasement — and worse — from its extremist Left. Something similar to that landmark policy — a Bush Doctrine — is now emerging to face the threat of Islamic radicalism. Despite the current shrill claims that the United States is hated, hopelessly naïve, bogged down worldwide, and back in another Vietnam, since September 11 we have witnessed a historic emergence of a comprehensive foreign policy to confront Islamic fundamentalism and its parasitic relationship with Middle East autocracy — without which it cannot survive.

The problem with this is that while it may turn out to be true in the future, it simply isn't true now nor has it been for the 2+ years since 9/11. There is no Bush Doctrine opposing Islamic radicalism, quite the opposite, as the president insists that the War on Terror has nothing whatsoever to do with Islam. Saudi Arabia and Iran are fundamentalist Islamic states, Iraq is not - so how does ignoring the former and defeating the latter comprise a confrontation of Islamic fundamentalism? Furthermore, he has not spoken a single word on the threat posed in France, Germany, Britain, Holland and Denmark by this hypothesized foe.

VDH may prove to be a prophet, but unfortunately, he is an unreliable recorder of recent history in this specific example. I think too many commentators and individuals are concentrating on what they would like to see instead of focusing on what is actually right in front of their eyes.

Mailvox: Carving up Kerry

Alex writes: I'm here to take issue. BLS is correct and I have been troubled by some of the broad assumptions made here. Make them if you want; I would just like to see someone as intellectually honest as you give equal *scrutiny* to Kerry. I understand that you hate Bush. But I would urge you to read Victor Davis Hanson's most recent article - his knowledge of history and its lessons for our time is highly credible. Other than his last para, with what do you disagree in his article?

I don't hate Bush. I suspect that I'd quite like him on a personal basis. What I despise is that after years in the wilderness, the Republican Party has shown that it is far more interested in government power than it is in the small government principles that it has historically pretended to uphold. George Bush, more than any other individual, is responsible for this abandonment of foundational principles. As I've written many times before, Democrats are more blatant in their naked pursuit of government power. This doesn't make them less abhorrent to me - the subtitle of Monday's piece is "Why John Kerry wants to kill you" - but it also doesn't require much in the way of pointing out the flaws and corruption in their philosophy.

I have a very high regard for Victor Davis Hanson. However, the nation and the nation's leadership have by no means made the case or even made the decision to fight the great clash of civilizations war that is coming. Calling the present conflict "war" is a pretty serious stretch of the concept, especially considering that the two enemies selected have already been defeated. I can't remember who pointed it out, but it's true that if there's zero chance of the enemy raising its flag over your capital, it's not a very serious war by historical standards.

Death of the West

Gimli on demographics: "The population of Germany at the end of the century is going to be 56 percent of what it is now. The population of France will decline to about 52 percent." Meanwhile, Muslim immigrants are having babies at a much faster clip, so that in time, they may become the majority population throughout Europe. "Last year, 56 percent of the babies born in Brussels were Muslim," Rhys-Davies notes. "In a matter of 20-50 years, we are going to see two to three countries become predominately Muslim — Holland, France, and possibly Germany."

I suspect one reason for the EU's fast push for complete control over its member states is in order to have a non-democratic mechanism in place before the Muslim vote becomes the majority in those countries. As one of my liberal friends pointed out over dinner last night, Turkey is an interesting litmus test on this theory. There's no reason that Turkey should not be admitted to the EU, if the EU's raison d'etre is truly economic. We'll see.

What war, Lilypad?

Rod Dreher sees both sides: My fellow conservative Dallasite Tara B. Ross has a piece out today warning that President Bush has no idea how much he's angered his base with all his crazy spending. But James Lileks, waxing Podhoretzian, tells right-wingers considering not voting for Bush to think about the importance of the war and get over themselves already.

Rod's a good guy. Ross is correct. Lileks is a superficial analyst who blindly swallows the ridiculous Republican excuse. First, we're not still at war, and only someone with almost complete ignorance of military history would attempt to argue that we are. When you can't even state with assurance with whom we are at war, when Congress has declared no war, we're not at war. If we haven't even bothered closing our borders to thousands of people crossing it illegally every day, then we're not at war. Yes, our troops are sitting in their bases playing garrison in over 100 countries and performing police actions; yes, there's still some low intensity combat here and there just as there always is. Yes, some troops are being killed. Were we at war in 1983 when we lost over 200 Marines in Lebanon? Were we at war when we killed 20 or 30 Philippinos getting Marcos out?

Does anyone consider World War II to have continued into 1946? After all, our troops were still in Germany and Japan and there were plenty of Nazi leaders still unfound. To argue that we are still at war months after the complete defeat of the Afghani and Iraqi regimes is bizarre. But even if we accept the notion that this undeclared bug hunt equates to full-blown war, how does it possibly excuse Bush governing Democrat-style? It's nothing but sleight of hand!

Republicans need to get over the notion that a) we are at war and b) war justifies abandoning your principles. There's no reason to believe Kerry is less likely to fight a necessary war than Bush - Democrats have gotten us into more wars than Republicans have anyhow. As for me, I'm not considering not voting for George Delano, I'm absolutely not voting for him.

Go ahead and correct him

Buck writes: Here is a big thank you for the tips on flash cards for teaching my son phonics. I am having what I consider great success with them which translated means great fun. The instructions said that for a child my son’s age 2.5 not to correct him. That’s just fine as his mispronunciations are hysterical. He loves this game we play. When I get home from work he will go get his cards from his room and run up to me saying “play cards daddy play cards!” What a blast.

That's great, and I'm glad he's learning so well, but don't be afraid of correcting him. Don't make a big deal of it, just say the correct pronunciation, let him repeat it once, and go on to the next one. I remember "fiveteen" being one that took a while to go away - of course, you kind of miss it once they learn how to get it right.

At this rate, your son will be reading The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe by the time he's four. Children love to learn, they really do. It's only after years of sitting around in a classroom that teaches them to hate it - not that a classroom should be confused with actual learning.

I wouldn't be so sure

David Limbaugh writes: The Democrats' unity and the motivation of their base presents a problem for the GOP, which is exacerbated by the restlessness of its own base, some of which has been appreciably alienated by Bush's gravitation to the left on education, campaign finance reform, trade, overall domestic spending and immigration, to name a few. I don't think too many of these disaffected conservatives are irretrievable.

One of these days conservatives will stop falling for the "at least we're not the Democrats" argument. Perhaps it will be in 2004, perhaps not, but it won't work forever. The Law of the Sea Treaty is only the latest abomination that George Delano has embraced - of the five most important issues that I see, there is only a slight difference between Bush and Kerry on one of them.

But at least Mr. Limbaugh recognizes the truth of George Delano's governing philosophy, when he admits: Within no time at all, the Democrats were back to hating George Bush as usual, even though he extended numerous olive branches to them and was implementing much of their domestic agenda.

So, we have a Republican president, Republican House and Republican Senate, and they devote themselves to implementing a Democratic domestic agenda. Interesting.

Thursday, March 04, 2004

Speak of the devil

Daniel Weigel writes in Reason: Dispatches From the Culture Wars fundamentally misunderstands politics, pop culture, and the connections between them. By equating aesthetics with ideology, Goldberg makes a common but serious mistake: He thinks you can tell a person's politics from the music she listens to.

The fact that a Christian Libertarian would write a song about a basically Japanese notion and title it after a Buddhist concept must confuse the smack out of Mr. Goldberg. I like Mozart and Metallica. I like Duran Duran and Dvorak. It signifies nothing, except that the Baby Boomers still haven't gotten over themselves. Which is hardly news.

I can't wait for the coming "Dentures are cool!" phase. I swear, that entire generation is 55 going on 16. No wonder the country is so messed up.

A great interview

DRUDGE: What I represent, if I see it correctly, is an independent voice who's willing to take on presidents and networks, and reveal ratings they don't want you to see.

PAGLIA: It's so true. The Drudge Report has dramatized the process of censorship that's going on, the filtering of the news by established news organizations. I used to think, at the beginning of the '90s, that we had a relatively free press and that people were out to make their reputations in the Woodward-Bernstein model. But I no longer think that. Most of the reporters on the networks and in main northeastern newspapers are company men -- shmoozing careerists who are desperately afraid to rock the boat.


This is one of the many reasons I love Camille Paglia. She isn't afraid to admit that she can be wrong about things, that she changes her mind. This interview is definitely of interest if you appreciate either her or Matt Drudge.

A note of appreciation

I have to thank both Si and Sarah, who were quite helpful in providing material for next week's column, entitled The Axis of Liberal. I'd forgotten just how perfectly poisonous dear old Jean-Jacques could be.

Breaking little brains

From the Miami New Times on Drudge: New York's downtown milieu left a lasting imprint on most people who passed through it, and while the experience may not have transformed them into flaming revolutionaries, it usually left them comfortably within "Bill Clinton's America" and injected a healthy fear of the "GWB-ies." To hear Drudge throw in his ideological lot with the latter tribe simply seems unfathomable, particularly when he glides from effusive praise of borderline reactionary Georgia Rep. Bob Barr to singing the lyrics of the house classic "Last Night a DJ Saved My Life" -- a veritable gay-nightclub anthem. Drudge says there's no inherent conflict. "I take this music seriously," he insists. "In fact I take this music so seriously that I don't want to see some shirtless freak tweaking. That kind of ruins it for me -- club music is the classical music of our age."

If they can't wrap their little minds around the fact that Matt Drudge likes club music, I wonder how they'd manage to survive the notion that I wrote three songs that hit the Billboard top 40 dance chart. Because, as we all know, only left-liberals are cool in the city. It's a degenerate Marxian notion - although in this case, it's more likely a high school concept - that one is somehow defined by one's music.

And, of course, the mere existence of the Queer Party Friends would probably make their heads explode.

What it takes

From the Miami New Times article on Matt Drudge: "And it took just two fingers, a modem, and guts." He then adds with a snarl: "And not giving a shit!" That sentiment is precisely what alarmed many in the media.

Matt is right. While there certainly are efforts on the part of editors and producers to keep voices of the right and other dangerous notions out of the public eye, it is primarily self-censorship on the part of journalists of all stripes that keeps people from learning about the truth of the world around them.

Lack of fear among the serfs always alarms the masters.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

This one is open to everyone since we're unlikely to have any genuine defenders, but today is not a day for critiques or sarcasm, just serious answers as if you were attempting to defend the subject under discussion.

Why is it unfair to use the history of the Soviet Union to judge communism? In what ways was the Soviet Union not "true" communism? What would make for a better example of true communism in the real world?

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Mailvox: what to carry

Jonnelle asks: On a related tangent, I would like to ask for a recommendation from the firearm enthusiasts floating around here. An incident yesterday has prompted me to look into buying a handgun. My knowledge and experience is.. um.. well.. non-existent. The intial searches I've done for information border on overwhelming.

Firearm enthusiasts here? Perish the thought.... I am of the opinion that the .357 is too big for a woman to carry around easily, especially in a small purse. I recommend the S&W .38 featherweight for the utmost in portability. It's a revolver not much larger than your palm, holds five shots, has a catchless hammer and is designed to be fired at very close quarters - like through your coat at someone who is trying to pile you into their car. The .38 is a weak round, but hollow point helps take care of that. Since the vast majority of incidents don't actually require shooting anyone, the important thing is that it's there and that it goes bang.

The best gun in the world is useless if you don't have it on you. I would go with two guns, something larger, perhaps a .357 with a laser sight for things that go bump in the night at home, and the featherweight for when you're on the go. The only problem with the featherweight is you can seriously forget you've got it on you.

Space Bunny's got a Glock 9mm with a laser. She likes it and can hit her target with it.

The verdict is in

15,500 new carry permits in Minnesota, and a grand total of two revoked for unlawful discharge of a firearm in the first year. Neither of the two permit-holders were actually shooting at anyone. So much for the Red Star's predicted bloodbath.

Mailvox: These enlightened times

BLS writes: Read great economists? What can Dead White Males possibly have to say to a person living in these, the most enlightened times ever? Look, it's perfectly simple: whatever policy position makes me feel good about myself is right, and since it's comfortable to me, then anybody who disagrees with me is either too stupid to appreciate my brilliance, or just plain evil. Which are you?

And, of course, should you dare to either identify my brilliant thought as one that has been thought and dismissed before or follow a reasonable train of logic from my assertions to conclusions I don't like, you will of course be guilty of mischaracterizing my positions. Furthermore, I reserve the right to redefine any concept that has negative connotations, regardless of how easily identifiable and well-understood it might be.

"This time it will be different" is the battle cry of the latter-day socialist. "This is different" is the battle cry of the liberal who is too stupid to realize that he is a latter-day socialist.

Swatting flies

Sarah writes: I don't think you should get yourself upset over folks like Si or 'anonymous'. By giving them undue attention and allowing your frustration to be exposed, I have a feeling that such things only make the problem worst. Perhaps you are giving them what they want? Also, it may even, perversely, affirm in their minds that they are in the right.

Please understand, pests like the aforementioned two don't upset me personally in the least. I get email every day informing me that I am uneducated, stupid, evil and uncaring, a vast cornucopia of unfounded caricature. I actually enjoy this sort of thing, as it's amusing to have the chance to properly tee off on someone who lobs a nice fat slow one at you. But I find it profoundly irritating when someone is so socially unskilled as to feel the need to defecate in the pool in which numerous people are happily splashing water at each other. As the Virginian said, "say it with a smile."

I will ban without warning or announcement anyone who repeatedly insults me or anyone else on this blog, whether they are in agreement with me or not. I don't expect intellectual accord, but I do demand civility. I responded at length to Si's missive because one rarely encounters a so-called liberal who is willing to state in such outright terms their worship of the State and elevation of the community over the rights of the individual. I wasn't surprised at the poor quality of his thought; I was surprised that he was so willing to expose it to all and sundry. Most leftists know better.

Still, I give him credit for trying, even if he would have saved himself a lot of trouble by reading the great economists of Left and Right, who've covered all of that ground before. He's welcome to continue posting here if he likes, although Anonymous will have to rest content with the knowledge that his ban from this site was preordained from the beginning of time.

End of the Gold Rush

I always hated the 49ers. I was out in the Bay Area fairly often in the early 90's, and there have never been football fans who were more annoyingly confident while being simultaneously ignorant of the game. I came to hate them almost as much as I hated the Steelers and the Raidess, not just because they regularly knocked out good-but-not-great Vikings teams out of the playoffs, but because the way in which they won was irritating no matter who they beat. I looked forward to the day when Montana and Rice would be gone, Bill Walsh would be outdated and the franchise would return to the morass of mediocrity.

Then Walsh pulled Garcia out of his hat three years ago and I watched in disbelief as the 49ers somehow managed to stay in contention. But I knew the end was near when the new so-called brain trust brought in Dennis Erickson, who didn't do much with the Seattle Seahawks the last time he was coaching in the league.

And yet, I find that while I'm pleased to see new powers rising in the NFC West - even if I still have to remind myself that the Seahawks are there - I can't help but feel a mild tinge of regret for the lost era. I guess it's easier to despise an arrogant winner than it is to derive real pleasure from kicking the formerly lofty when they're down.