What is your quest?
To finally play Fifth Frontier War. This
How do you manage your time with all the activities you are engaged in (reading, writing, gaming, soccer, family, work)?
I work in exceptionally fast bursts, punctuated by long periods of doing little more than reading. I drop the sports, writing, and gaming whenever necessary. Also, I have essentially eradicated my social life since I find that I tend to prefer solitary pursuits these days.
Who's your second favourite Ilk after me of course?
What is your IQ?
Over the so-called "genius" threshhold. Some people can't seem to figure out that the 132 IQ Mensa requirement (Stanford-Binet) is a floor, not a ceiling.
Why do you hate science?
I don't hate science. I have great respect for the scientific method, although I am cognizant of its conceptual and practical limits. The problem is that my contempt for scientists who dishonestly make use of bait-and-switches wherein they appeal to the authority of the scientific method without actually utilizing it in any way is often mistaken for a dislike of science by the modestly intelligent.
Why do you hate socialism?
Because it is an economic absurdity built on a false premise of value, an ideological monstrosity constructed upon the worst aspects of human nature, and a form of societal organization that is both intrinsically inefficient from an economic perspective and reliably dangerous from a political one.
Why are you a racist?
It depends upon how you define "racist". There is no question that there are divergent human populations; the genetic science is settled in this regard and only a scientific ignoramus would deny that race, in the form of a genetically homogeneous groups of homo sapiens exists. But to acknowledge the existence of racial diversity is not tantamount to a belief in general racial superiority. Each race has various strengths and weaknesses. None are intrinsically superior on average; the relative superiority of one race in comparison with another completely depends upon the metric selected. Ergo, I am not a racist.
Why are you a sexist?
Because I don't believe sexual equality exists, or ever has existed, in any material, spiritual, or legal form. And it never will exist.
Why did you leave the US?
Because I anticipated that it was going to go through some very difficult times in the near future and I didn't want to be around a bunch of deluded and disappointed people in the process of discovering that they were not, in fact, the most wealthy, most powerful, and most free people on the planet. My philosophy is that it is best to leave Rome before Alaric arrives.
First, collapse would be redundant. Second, the food is good and the weather is nice. Third, I always wanted to learn the language.
If planning a visit to Italy, what places do recommend and what places should be avoided?
Go to Rome, Venice, and Verona. Avoid Milan and Florence.
What are good times of the year to visit Italy?
In the early spring or late fall. But I hate crowds, especially crowds of tourists, so I'm quite happy to have to wear a jacket in order to be alone in a piazza. Also, my tolerance for cold is higher than most.
At what age did you embrace your Christian faith?
Do you think Brown is right, that the Permanent Portfolio always makes sense?
No. No investment philosophy always makes sense. Stocks can take 30 years just to break even.
If you and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?
At our respective peaks, Mr. Norris. I might have a shot today since I am younger and closer to my peak speed and strength.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Can God create a rock so large that He is unable to lift it?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you draw near?
Upon visiting the shrine of St. Frances of Assisi in the winter of 2001, I realized that the pattern of the trees in the grove were planted in an unusual way that suggested hermetic purpose. After eight months of close daily observation, I discovered that the shadows they cast spelled out a certain word on the autumnal equinox. Speaking that word at sunrise on a particular date gave me the gift of Gramarye. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of testing it with a extraordinarily loquacious starling and now that many of the birds around the world know I can understand them, the little bastards simply won't leave me alone.
Is Alex Jones your mentor?
No. I'm not a fan of radio talkers.
Have you ever gamed a Japanese invasion of the west coast ~1942?
Not per se. I have played War in the Pacific, the computer game published by Matrix Games, but I didn't try invading the West Coast.
What is your favorite caliber handgun?
.40 caliber. No particular reason, I just don't like 9mm and I'm accustomed to forty.
If one of your feminist critics decided they wanted to have sex with you anyways, would you? That is if you weren't married and said feminist was HOT. Would you? And by hot, I mean swedish bikini blonde hot...
Hypotheticals are irrelevant; as it stands I already have Norwegian bikini blonde hot. And having recently visited both Stockholm and Olso, I can state with assurance that Norwegian is much hotter. So, no.
My daughter just started playing soccer and I'd like to know where you learned so much about the game. What can I do to learn enough to be useful to her development in the game?
Playing it for 25 years. Go join a rec team and learn how to play it. It's a simple game and it's not hard to pick up on the tactics even if your technical skills are hopeless.
When does the next installment of Summa Elvetica come out?
I have to write it first. I have no idea.
Blue Hurricane or Amaretto Sour?
I have to go with the Windex. It's the umbrellas, you know. But I'll take a proper Sex on the Beach with Chambord, chilled but sans ice, over either.
Why do we like a person we've never met, so much?
It's the charming combination of total arrogance with a complete unwillingness to take myself seriously. Humanity isn't merely flawed, it is ridiculous.
Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. The Dark is Rising by Susan Cooper. A Horse and His Boy by CS Lewis. The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkein.
How many comments do you have to delete from people who have no business commenting in the first place? Are there ever idle threats?
About three or four per day on average. Not really. The sort of commenter who gets himself banned is much more given to claiming martyrdom and superior debate skills than issuing threats.
Why do you hate?
Because I feed on the dark side of the Force.
How do you conceptualize God?
A model builder sitting outside a globe of space-time and checking it out from time to time when He feels curious. I find it hard to imagine that God is as completely consumed with interest in His Creation as many atheists and Christians assume. I'm not claiming He's indifferent or completely hands-off, I'm just saying that it's possible the Deists were not entirely off-base.
Holden Caulfield, misunderstood genius, or spoiled brat prick?
Spoiled brat prick. He desperately needed a beat-down or three.
More to come as needed....