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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Some things must be read

If one is to believe them. This is an incredibly amusing letter from a white, deeply liberal, very not-racist woman who is deeply concerned about the insufficient profits of a prospective hip-hop club proprietor:
My name is Jennifer McMillen, and I live only a few doors down from the proposed site of Prime 6. Like most of the folks at the CB6 meeting on Monday night, I too have been concerned about the impending entrance of Prime 6 into our community and our daily lives.

I'm not generally the type of person that speaks up, (I remained silent during the entire Monday night meeting), but in this situation, I'm hopeful that I've stumbled onto a solution that makes so much sense for *both* parties that I'm beyond excited to share it with all of you.

First, let me explain what's at the heart of this conflict: I know for a fact that there's no single type of establishment (or type of bar/club patron for that matter) that Park Slopers would inherently view as "undesirable." I don't think anyone would deny that Park Slopers are about the least "racist" people on the planet.

What IS causing strife in this situation is that over the last ten years, Park Slope has become a family-oriented and family-centric community. This can be annoying at times - believe me, as someone who has chosen not to have children, I'm more than aware of the self-entitled attitude that often pervades parts of our community.

Nevertheless, it's just a fact that in this neighborhood, family comes first.

Prime 6 has to realize this - but at the same time - Park Slope families need to realize that this is a free country, and that Prime 6 has a right to exist. Furthermore, no one can legally stop the owners from doing what it is they're going to do.

So here's the gist of my big idea: Isn't there some middle ground between this spot being a stroller repair shop and it being a full-on hip-hop club?

No one can change the fact that Prime 6 WILL exist - they have their liquor license, and nothing's going to deter them from opening. BUT: What if owner Akiva Ofshtein could be convinced that his business will see far more financial success as a different kind of nightlife establishment. Instead of focussing on hip-hop and urban entertainment, what if Prime 6 embraced some of the more indie local artists of ALL races who live and perform in the area.
Now, why might this devoutly anti-racist woman imagine that having an establishment devoted to "hip-hop and urban entertainment" would not be compatible with families or white spinsters like herself? What could the problem possibly be?

The only difference between white "racists" like John Derbyshire and avowedly anti-racist whites like Ms McMillen is that the latter completely lacks self-awareness. The observable and provable reality is that every single mentally functioning adult on the planet is racist because racism, in its most commonly recognized form, is nothing more than the possession of a functioning pattern-recognition capacity.

But the woman's solution is even more amusing than the self-delusion. What a surprise that a liberal white woman would believe that an "indie" club would be more popular than an urban one. After all, doesn't everyone love, love, love Tori Amos and Sarah Mclachlan?

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Anonymous Sir Basil April 15, 2012 1:39 PM  

Like the Phil Ochs song: "And I love Puerto Ricans and Negroes, as long as they don't move next door. So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal."

Anonymous Durandel April 15, 2012 1:41 PM  

And would not an Indie Club also mean less Blacks being in the area? Her inner racist just likes to enter from the back rather than the front.

Anonymous Rantor April 15, 2012 1:43 PM  

It is so refreshing that Ms McMillen isn't concerned that the hip-hop club will bring trouble to the neighborhood. Thankfully she doesn't infer that this club and its members will bring public intoxication, drug dealing or prostitution into the family friendly area. Of course who should judge these things to be anti-family anyway as there are lots of families where these things occur all the time.

Anonymous duckman April 15, 2012 1:45 PM  

Sir Basil
April 15, 2012 1:39 PM

Like the Phil Ochs song: "And I love Puerto Ricans and Negroes, as long as they don't move next door. So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal."

How about Dominicans? And may they move in across the street? Just want to know the rules...

Blogger Crude April 15, 2012 1:47 PM  

Instead of focussing on hip-hop and urban entertainment, what if Prime 6 embraced some of the more indie local artists of ALL races who live and perform in the area.

Man, do I ever love it when people like this try to play level-headed peacemaker.

Hey, let's see if it works!

Anonymous Daniel April 15, 2012 1:50 PM  

Don't you know that in indie liberal worker's paradise, you can have all the niggaz in the house getting emo?

Blogger SarahsDaughter April 15, 2012 2:00 PM  

Um, my name is Jennifer (hair twirl) and I like am soo not a racist and am so totally annoyed with the family deal around here too...I totally love Flo Rida and Pitbull, really they're like the best, but like these prudes just aren't going to go for it. So like, I have the best idea evah...Tweet away!

Anonymous WinstonWebb April 15, 2012 2:08 PM  

"I'm not racist, but hip-hop clubs brings blacks, and I'm not racist, and blacks bring crime, but I'm not racist."

Blogger Matthew April 15, 2012 2:09 PM  

That letter has everything: spinster, hipster, anti-racist, breedophobia, feminine cleverness, and a Jew opening a club for blacks in an upscale neighborhood.

Anonymous No _Limit_Bubba April 15, 2012 2:09 PM  

So (although everyone certainly has a right to live their lives as they see fit...), a children oriented neighborhood is just not compatible with urinated upon shrubbery.....the empty 40s strewn upon well manicured lawns on Sunday morning .....The pounding bass beat and lyrical odes to the relationships and interactions among hos ,mofos,beetches, and the PO-lice,together with the sweet smell of blunts,weed and Newports wafting through the verandahs at 2:00am.... The bimonthly. . shootings...."Back to the '80s" night featuring Luther Taylor complete with strippers. ...And da boots wid da furrr.....

Anonymous rob-h April 15, 2012 2:14 PM  

I'm only surprised that academic credentials from (insert name of liberally reliable [women's ] college) weren't dropped as part of her non racist bonafides.

Blogger Rev. Right April 15, 2012 2:14 PM  

The only difference between white "racists" like John Derbyshire and avowedly anti-racist whites like Ms McMillen is that the latter completely lacks self-awareness.

That, and unlike Derbyshire, she does not believe that her desire to keep her neighborhood safe is enough of a reason to keep the crime-magnet of a hip hop club out of it. She needs to hide behind the desires of others over whom she displays moral superiority (the self-entitled family centric types) in order to weakly beg for mercy. Her own fear of being considered "racist" outweighs her fear of drunken, armed hip-hop aficianados invading her neighborhood on a nightly basis.

To the wolves with her.

Anonymous Brandon April 15, 2012 2:20 PM  

"Racism is nothing more than the possession of a functioning pattern -recognition capacity"

Absolutely wonderful!

Anonymous realmatt April 15, 2012 2:34 PM  

This woman has been blackbanged.

Anonymous daddynichol April 15, 2012 2:41 PM  

Does she rent or own her domicile? If she rents, she can leave. If she owns, she will see her property values, and those of her pesky child bearing neighbors, tank with da club opens. Broke, but inclusive! Whoopee! If she's fat, liberal and white, she can become a recreational breeder with one of the bros, then she can proudly exclaim, "My son looks like Obama!"

Now THAT's raciss!!

Anonymous jm April 15, 2012 2:49 PM  

daddynichol, the correct terminology is "bruhs." Do let's be sensitive here.

Anonymous Weak April 15, 2012 2:49 PM  

Matthew is right, this letter does have everything. It has everything so clearly that it seems like a parody or hoax. But then, hardcore SWPL's are so oblivious that they have become selfparodies.-

Blogger Markku April 15, 2012 3:04 PM  

I still remember in High School when a girl in my class made the observation that "I'm not a racist" is always followed by the word "but".

Hasn't failed yet.

Blogger Spacebunny April 15, 2012 3:04 PM  

So when is the word urban going to become verboten by the pc police?

Anonymous kh123 April 15, 2012 3:08 PM  

"Instead of focussing on hip-hop and urban entertainment, what if Prime 6 embraced some of the more indie local artists of ALL races who live and perform in the area."

In other words, she recognizes that the proposed club is going to be centered on attracting a race-based clientele all of their own, but can't even bring herself to admit the fact.

Basically, she's afraid of being seen as uncool, by arriving at a conclusion that would've taken no sweat on the part of the observer 100 or more years ago. Anything to avoid looking like a crusty colonial or Victorian.

The high-school fear mentality of being on the outside of the hipster media wheel will kill the society that this woman - living in it - had no hand in building. And her right alongside it.

Anonymous kh123 April 15, 2012 3:19 PM  

...See, there's a fine line with parody. There's not enough here to not seem like a joke.

And that's how far we've progressed - the lemmings with Kool-Aid in hand don't have that Monty Python sheen to them anymore.

Anonymous Spectator April 15, 2012 3:30 PM  

"believe me, as someone who has chosen not to have children, I'm more than aware of the self-entitled attitude that often pervades parts of our community."

Basically taking a stand against this while throwing the people with families in the neighborhood under the bus as if THEY are the ones with the most vehement objections. Clever but transparent

Anonymous NateM April 15, 2012 3:37 PM  

Maybe she's hoping that all those Urban Yoots with Sex Her Sex Her Sex Her Up, before they Go Go?

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 3:52 PM  

The only difference between white "racists" like John Derbyshire and avowedly anti-racist whites like Ms McMillen is that the latter completely lacks self-awareness

Anybody that didn't cue on that needs to think real hard, because it really made me think about my Holiness Mr good man non racist. To eliminate racism we would need to lobotomize the population no matter your race.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 4:00 PM  

Yes Yankees are a different race, and they are moving down here to piss in my bed after they soiled theirs. I am sick of them.

Anonymous SouthTX April 15, 2012 4:03 PM  

Wow. Freaking halarious. Myself I would prefer an old school heavy metal place.

Anonymous bw April 15, 2012 4:47 PM  

...."Back to the '80s" night featuring Luther Taylor complete with strippers

J T Taylor, on the other hand, could flat out sing.

Sarah McLachlan - Lilith Fair - Religious Fundies

Blogger Joshua_D April 15, 2012 5:13 PM  

She writes, "After all, which one of Prime 6's direct neighbors wouldn't be forever grateful to Ofshtein for seeding a vibrant artistic hub instead of another Yo MTV Raps "bling-bling" vip club."

Vibrant, artistic, Indie club? Vibrant? People who like Indie music have got to be one of the least vibrant groups out there.

Here in the South, if you know some older black folks that you can have a talk with, you will quickly learn that a direct/honest racist is much more tolerable than a condescending, female, indie-rock-loving racists who think they aren't.

I mean, being racist is one thing, but liking Indie Rock?

Anonymous Salt April 15, 2012 5:27 PM  

If you play it they will come.

Anonymous Cryan Ryan April 15, 2012 5:57 PM  

Interesting observation about the woman's tortured rationalization.

Did anyone else notice that in the discussions of Derb's "the talk" most articles included just an excerpt of the article? The excerpt didn't include Derb's main point - that blacks are dumber than most whites.

In most situations, a person critical of an article would simply link to the article, so you could read it.

In this case, they were so cowardly, so appalled, so limpwristed, that they copied, pasted, and criticized a milder portion of Derb's piece, avoiding discussion of his main point - that blacks are stupid and childlike.

Why is it so offensive to point out that blacks are dumber than whites?

Is it because we've been conditioned to watch tv shows where each group of medical researchers, physicists, doctors, and mathematicians contain Denzel lookalikes?

Perhaps this conflict with what our lying eyes see at the DMV and on the street corners is causing such cognitive dissidence within us that we are not even capable of discussing the real problem.

Anonymous The One April 15, 2012 6:25 PM  

As someone who lived in Brooklyn most of his life, this is the epitome of everything white yuppies in NY have become. I'm honestly surprised strings weren't pulled in the background to get this stopped. Guess Jew>white Yuppy in NYC.

Anonymous cherub's revenge April 15, 2012 6:56 PM  

A Jew club owner, black shoot from the hip and hop arounders, and a barren leftoid White broad, and "non-racist" SWPLs in public conflict?

Awesome. This story was a wonderful Paschal gift. Thanks Vox.

Voistinu voskrese!

Anonymous zen0 April 15, 2012 7:02 PM  

The excerpt didn't include Derb's main point - that blacks are dumber than most whites.

I am not sure that is quite correct, Cryan Ryan. I know all kinds of dumber people that are not dangerous and are civilly housebroken. His point was that people make statistically influenced decisions all the time. Why then, ignore racial statistics?

("Cuz FBI stats be raciss!"....Trayvon Nation)

He had a followup column at Taki's mag pointing this out.

Anonymous III April 15, 2012 7:23 PM  

Yes Yankees are a different race, and they are moving down here to piss in my bed after they soiled theirs. I am sick of them. Outlaw X

You Southern boys may be able to fake it with most people who have not been in the South for a length of time, but for someone who has spent some time down South... your little quote there is just pure BS. You may think that because most Southern States are "Red States," that the South is the mighty protector and everything freedom, liberty, and Jeffersonian. Which again, is just plain BS. After all, where has voting "Red" gotten us? Why, if we'd just vote a purebred Southern white boy... all would be well. But alas! It's the fault of all those transplants moving down South! And all of our governors and legislatures have been transplants from... KaliForniKation!

See?!

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 7:31 PM  

You Southern boys may be able to fake it with most people who have not been in the South for a length of time, but for someone who has spent some time down South... your little quote there is just pure BS. You may think that because most Southern States are "Red States," that the South is the mighty protector and everything freedom, liberty, and Jeffersonian. Which again, is just plain BS. After all, where has voting "Red" gotten us? Why, if we'd just vote a purebred Southern white boy... all would be well. But alas! It's the fault of all those transplants moving down South! And all of our governors and legislatures have been transplants from... KaliForniKation!

You miss calculate me and I am now sure that I am low on testosterone, a commercial just said so. Rural Texans may not be smart, but they are wise.

Anonymous FUBAR Nation (Ben) April 15, 2012 7:32 PM  

[quote] SouthTX April 15, 2012 4:03 PM

Wow. Freaking halarious. Myself I would prefer an old school heavy metal place.[/quote]

Me too. Make that 80's metal every night!

Anonymous Cryan Ryan April 15, 2012 7:47 PM  

zen0,

You're making my point exactly. There is a tremendous peer pressure to ignore/obfuscate/accuse/deny/ridicule the obvious.

Your post is a perfect example of that type of brainwashing.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 7:58 PM  

III

You don't know us. A man bought some hay from me in the early 90's an old WWII vet, and he told me, "do you want to know what the fastest thing in the world is?" I said no tell me. he said "sight" and went on telling me how he could see the shells going out of a howitzer. Therefore sight was even faster than a gun. He was wrong, but at the same time right.

Southrons may not be the smartest bunch on the block, but they are the truest.

Anonymous TLM April 15, 2012 8:11 PM  

Chris Rock made millions by routinely saying what everyone else whose spent time around real black communities already knew, niggers ruin everything (This was before Rock developed that massive anti-whitey chip on his shoulder). She just can't be honest with herself. An indie club! Like some white nerd with an acoustic guitar that looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo is going to pack em in on a Friday night.

Blogger WATYF April 15, 2012 8:14 PM  

I'm not sure on what planet Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan are considered "indie". :^D

WATYF

Anonymous III April 15, 2012 8:19 PM  

Outlaw X

Truest of what? The South is not exactly the last bastion of liberty. If it was, what are you all bitchen about? You have the same problems as the North, East, and West. From government (fed, state, county, local) to gang-bangers to left/right progressives. If you want to be proud of the Southern heritage (history) that no longer exists in the South, that is fine, but don't pretend that it is any longer a majority. SOme people may "feel" it, but most do not live it. It wasn't in the 70's and 80's when I stationed down in various Southern States, and it is less so now.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 8:24 PM  

Like some white nerd with an acoustic guitar that looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo is going to pack em in on a Friday night.

That is funny and a good comment. I had a band that would pack them in on Friday and Saturday night. But I packed them in every Wednesday day with just me, an acoustic guitar and a voice with a few songs and humor.

Anonymous TheExpat April 15, 2012 8:25 PM  

Her inner racist just likes to enter from the back rather than the front.

I've heard that about liberals...

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 8:30 PM  

but most do not live it. It wasn't in the 70's and 80's when I stationed down in various Southern States, and it is less so now.

I am not going to argue with you come to rural Texas some time then talk to me.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 8:49 PM  

III

Got a funny story for you. I always Chit too close to home, but when I got a promotion I had to move to Temple TX. Me and my brother were moving furniture up to the second floor of an apartment and there was a tree limb hanging over the stairway. So I got my machete out of the tool box of my pickup and cut it off. Some girl upstairs saw me do it and called the POLICE. They came and told me not to do it again and call the apartment managers as I was scaring the people. That is probably the kind of place you were stationed.

Anonymous FUBAR Nation (Ben) April 15, 2012 8:57 PM  

I can't stand femcunts like this. They are socialists through and through. She's probably morbidly obese and stuffing her bespectacled face with chunky monkey ice cream while dreaming of sleeping with her big daddy Obama.

Anonymous JI April 15, 2012 9:04 PM  

I'm glad she's not having children. They would just become fodder for the patrons of "Prime 6".

Anonymous kh123 April 15, 2012 9:08 PM  

"Cuz FBI stats be raciss!"

Actually, I've been wondering whether or not the FBI profile for serial or spree killers being predominantly white males is a case of the above; e.g., if FBI statistics don't - or won't - group gang bangers or terrorists within the realms of sociopathic/serial. Or if it is indeed a legitimate statistic and profile.

Of course, notice there's no compunction to profile in this instance.

Anonymous zen0 April 15, 2012 9:11 PM  

Cryan Ryan April 15, 2012 7:47 PM

zen0,

You're making my point exactly. There is a tremendous peer pressure to ignore/obfuscate/accuse/deny/ridicule the obvious.

Your post is a perfect example of that type of brainwashing.


OK, whatever. If that is the main point you got out of it, fine. I thought the main point was to tell your kids of these things, in a slightly more articulated way than you have described.

Anonymous LiberalLibby April 15, 2012 9:23 PM  

"Vox Day"? How presumptuous. No, how nauseating. You fancy yourself to be the voice of God?!

Anonymous James Dixon April 15, 2012 9:28 PM  

Off topic on this thread Vox, so delete it if you want, but did you know that Orrin Hatch wants to punch you in the mouth?

Maybe it's time to extend your Frankin offer.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 9:36 PM  

"Vox Day"? How presumptuous. No, how nauseating. You fancy yourself to be the voice of God?!

That would be Dei not Day, but you are an idiot and we forgive you.

Anonymous zen0 April 15, 2012 9:37 PM  

LiberalLibby April 15, 2012 9:23 PM

"Vox Day"? How presumptuous. No, how nauseating. You fancy yourself to be the voice of God?!


Maybe you could walk us through your logic. Don't be shy.

Anonymous Johhny Reb April 15, 2012 9:37 PM  

Ooooooo, fresh meat Mmmmmmmm. And one without a sense of humor it appears. Bwahahahaha. Come on in darling, the water's fine...

Anonymous Spectator April 15, 2012 9:42 PM  

Libby are you a troll? One of the regulars trying to stop the comments from derailing into some combination of Outlaw/III/Zeno back and forth by providing a target they all can't help but snap at?

Anonymous LiberalLibby April 15, 2012 9:46 PM  

"That would be Dei not Day, but you are an idiot and we forgive you."

Oi putz, I knew it was a play on words. That's not the point. That doesn't make it any less sickening. He might as well change his handle to "Jaysus Christ." Get it now, dunderhead?

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 9:53 PM  

Libby are you a troll? One of the regulars trying to stop the comments from derailing into some combination of Outlaw/III/Zeno back and forth by providing a target they all can't help but snap at?

Troll? what is the point of being a commenter and not comment? Keep being a spectator since you have nothing of value to say. When you actually have something to say about the subject at hand do so.

Anonymous zen0 April 15, 2012 9:54 PM  

He might as well change his handle to "Jaysus Christ." Get it now, dunderhead?

Troll. Nice call Spectator.

Blogger Markku April 15, 2012 9:56 PM  

Troll. Nice call Spectator.

It's not that we haven't had our share of those people, but combine that with the handle, and it is just too cute to be real.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 15, 2012 9:59 PM  

Oi putz, I knew it was a play on words. That's not the point. That doesn't make it any less sickening. He might as well change his handle to "Jaysus Christ." Get it now, dunderhead?

It is not what it means but if you combine the Latin with the English it would mean Voice of the day.But you have another theory why don't you ask him instead of accusing him?

Blogger mmaier2112 April 15, 2012 10:05 PM  

Great, a damn Jew inflicting itself upon the Ilk...

Anonymous zen0 April 15, 2012 10:09 PM  

Great, a damn Jew inflicting itself upon the Ilk...

As if our people haven't suffered enough under the yoke of the oppression of the stupid.

Anonymous No Limit Rantor April 15, 2012 10:13 PM  

Liberal Libby, try changing your handle to No Limit Liberal Libby

Anonymous No_Limit_Bubba April 15, 2012 10:28 PM  

@ No Limit Rantor : Weez diversificizing our posse!

Anonymous No Limit zen0 April 15, 2012 10:37 PM  

Take em down one atta time.

Anonymous Lord Humungus April 15, 2012 10:44 PM  

Just walk away, and I spare your lives.

Anonymous FP April 15, 2012 10:46 PM  

I'd guess she's a fan of Meredith Brooks too.

Anonymous No Limit zen0 April 15, 2012 11:12 PM  

Race war just on the verge. Of course the demographics will determine the outcome, if the participants are willing.

Anonymous paradox April 15, 2012 11:25 PM  

"Outlaw X April 15, 2012 4:00 PM

"Yes Yankees are a different race, and they are moving down here to piss in my bed after they soiled theirs. I am sick of them."


"I here declare my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule -- to all political, social and business connection with the Yankees and to the Yankee race. Would that I could impress these sentiments, in their full force, on every living Southerner and bequeath them to every one yet to be born! May such sentiments be held universally in the outraged and down-trodden South, though in silence and stillness, until the now far-distant day shall arrive for just retribution for Yankee usurpation, oppression and atrocious outrages, and for deliverance and vengeance for the now ruined, subjugated and enslaved Southern States!

...And now with my latest writing and utterance, and with what will be near my latest breath, I here repeat and would willingly proclaim my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule--to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, and the perfidious, malignant and vile Yankee race."

--Edmund Ruffin

Anonymous xXx April 15, 2012 11:44 PM  

Ya, Urban fo'k love the phat beats of indie rock.

Anonymous Oregon Mouse April 16, 2012 12:20 AM  

I'm a little surprised she didn't reference all the black and brown friends she has just in case readers misunderstood how non-racist she is. But at least she's not as bad as all those self-centered breeders!!!


A Ron Paul campaign organizer introduced me to the wonders of the Socratic Method a few weeks ago. Just asking the right questions has such an amazing effect on shattering cognitive dissonance without being confrontational. I would love to ask why she would like a venue for all races. If there is no difference in race/culture, what does it matter how many varieties of any race are represented? etc.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 16, 2012 12:49 AM  

paradox

Amen

Blogger Desert Cat April 16, 2012 12:53 AM  

LiberalLibby April 15, 2012 9:23 PM
"Vox Day"? How presumptuous. No, how nauseating. You fancy yourself to be the voice of God?!


Tard.

Together with the name of the blog, it is a play on the Latin phrase "vox populi vox dei"--"the voice of the people is the voice of God."

Get it now?

Anonymous Toby Temple April 16, 2012 1:42 AM  

Who wants the moniker Vox Night?

So the new word for black is urban?

police: what did he looked like?
witness: he was a tall, urban guy wearing a hood...

Blogger Spacebunny April 16, 2012 1:54 AM  


Together with the name of the blog, it is a play on the Latin phrase "vox populi vox dei"--"the voice of the people is the voice of God."

Get it now?


No. It's not. Good grief people - he's actually walked you all through it at one time or another on this blog.

Anonymous Outlaw X April 16, 2012 3:17 AM  

SB

I didn't realize how long I had been here until I looked him up on amazon and I have a book from 2002. I thought there must have been a mistake?

Anonymous Idle X April 16, 2012 3:56 AM  

"Akiva Ofshtein." Oh my, what a vibrant name!

I feel more diverse already, deep inside the spot where the pancreas and gallbladder meet.

Or that could just be me coughing up some bile to help digestion of this coprolite being shoveled.


"After all, doesn't everyone love, love, love Tori Amos and Sarah Mclachlan?"

Dude, it's not "1991 and I just graduated college" anymore. Now indie is all about Gotye and Arcade Fire.

Get this man some Duran Duran.

Anonymous E. PERLINE April 16, 2012 8:43 AM  

A hip-hop bar in a family neighborhood? It will go out of business anyway.

Anonymous daddynichol April 16, 2012 9:57 AM  

As flies seek a fresh pile of dung, so too will the urban gun monkey seek day club. Distance matters not when the opportunity to take over another pussified neighborhood.

Anonymous daddynichol April 16, 2012 9:59 AM  

Fat fingers, small keyboard.

Anonymous Jimmy April 16, 2012 11:09 AM  

I learned from experience that I prefer to live in a neighborhood that doesn't have neighbors that play loud music. This means stay away from Blacks due to loud rap music, Hispanics from loud mariachi music, and Whites from loud heavy metal music. Let me sleep in peace and stay off my lawn.

Anonymous paleymcmetalhead April 16, 2012 1:44 PM  

Jimmy April 16, 2012 11:09 AM

"and Whites from loud heavy metal music. Let me sleep in peace and stay off my lawn."

If it's too loud, you're too old.
UP THE IRONS!!!

PS - Your lawn is my bitch...

Anonymous tiredofitall April 16, 2012 6:34 PM  

Spacebunny
So when is the word urban going to become verboten by the pc police?


After a few more "Trayvon situations" and the assured aftermaths if whitey don't play the game right.

Anonymous Contemplationist April 17, 2012 3:31 PM  

Dude you are showing your age. Tori Amos? Sarah McLachlan?

Anonymous Contemplationist April 17, 2012 3:35 PM  

I plugged 'Jennifer McMillen' into Google and this snarky petition was the first result:

http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/movejennifermcmillen

Even the poor anti-racist nice white lady can't get no love.

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