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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Courage of a president

I have to admit, I always suspected it.
Newsweek names Obama 'The First Gay President'
I guess that means Michelle is actually a man, right?

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Anonymous Bob May 13, 2012 7:50 PM  

She sure has the arms of a man...

Anonymous FUBAR Nation (Ben) May 13, 2012 7:58 PM  

Barrack's better half? Every time I hear a man say that I cringe. I used to think it was funny until I started reading Roissy and realizing it was a complete turn off to women.

Anonymous Koanic May 13, 2012 8:12 PM  

"I guess that means Michelle is actually a man, right?"

"Male" is how I'd put it, judging by her face.

Just kidding, I'd hit that. She's got an aggressive, simian, chimp on her shoulder kind of beauty. The type that can stop cars that have just run her over.

Blogger Ghost May 13, 2012 8:12 PM  

Naw, she's the beard. It's all about Reggie Love.

Anonymous Difster May 13, 2012 8:18 PM  

Clinton was the first black President so I suppose it follows.

By the way Vox, I sent you an email, there is an error at the beginning of today's column. You forgot a NOT in there.

Anonymous Suomynona May 13, 2012 8:18 PM  

Heh. Newsweek should have gone with a similar style cover shot as that of this week's Time magazine where the young boy is sucking on his mother's breast, but instead of a little boy it would be Obama, and instead of his mother it would be another man, and instead of a breast it would be his...

This country is terminally ill. It should be put out of its misery.

Anonymous Anonymous May 13, 2012 8:34 PM  

Dude, you really need a girlfriend.

-SJP

Anonymous Suomynona May 13, 2012 8:37 PM  

Anonymous May 13, 2012 8:34 PM
Dude, you really need a girlfriend.

-SJP

Dude, you really need a brain.

Anonymous E. PERLINE May 13, 2012 8:55 PM  

This is the first inkling of President Obama's sexual orientation in a major publication. The author then tries to confuse the message but the message is out. Of course, there are many gay men who marry women and have children. For whatever reason, it probably stems from the pressure to conform.

I'm reminded of how rarely the public used to hear about the machinations of the "Fed." The subject was so strange, it was hard for people to unravel it. Now, the kept press mentions the Fed every day. They cnfuse its purpose but a light has been turned on.

Anonymous zen0 May 13, 2012 9:03 PM  

This country is terminally ill. It should be put out of its misery.

Its not going to be a simple euthanasia. An example has to be set, after all.

Anonymous Salt May 13, 2012 9:08 PM  

Nelson at Trafalgar 2012


Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."

Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?"

Hardy: "Sorry sir?"

Nelson (reading aloud): „ England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledygook is this for God's sake?"

Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting „ England " past the censors, lest it be considered racist."

Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."

Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments."

Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle."

Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."

Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it full speed ahead."

Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water."

Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest, please."

Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."

Nelson: "What?"

Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until proper scaffolding can be erected."

Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral."

Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier- free environment for the differently abled."

Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."

Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under- represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

Anonymous Salt May 13, 2012 9:09 PM  

Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"

Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."

Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"

Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There are a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."

Nelson: "We're not?"

Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report."

Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."

Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"

Nelson: "Don't tell me - Health and Safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?"

Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."

Nelson: "What about sodomy?"

Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."

Nelson: "In that case................... Kiss me, Hardy."

Anonymous Josh May 13, 2012 9:13 PM  

Not sure Obama is fabulous enough to be the first gay president...

Anonymous The other skeptic May 13, 2012 9:16 PM  

If Romney wants to win he should run against the TSA.

He would be a shoo-in ...

Anonymous Josh May 13, 2012 9:18 PM  

If Romney wants to win he should run against the TSA.

This race seems like neither one wants to win...

Anonymous cheddarman May 13, 2012 9:20 PM  

Come to think of it, all of Obama's suits seem to have a shade of lavendar in them...

Anonymous cheddarman May 13, 2012 9:23 PM  

sorry, i meant "lavender"

Anonymous Filbert Fingerbottom May 13, 2012 9:38 PM  

How FABulous!

Anonymous daddynichol May 13, 2012 9:58 PM  

Thanks Salt for the commentary. Best of the day.

Anonymous Anonymous May 13, 2012 10:04 PM  

Its not going to be a simple euthanasia. An example has to be set, after all.

As I've outlined previously, the future is already laid out. Decreased need for human capital in either labor or non-creative humanities related fields. (Many children may be better off with a personalized AI tutor anyway.)

Expect more police on the streets.

Class boundaries will likely be solidified, though an increasing need for STEM majors may ensure some people climb the ladder.

Mind you, Europe will likely see more upheaval than the US, but really American and China are the only relevant nations when considering superpowers in the next 100 years barring the launch of a nuclear weapon.

I suspect the higher echelons in both nations will enjoy making each other rich rather than push for war. Well off people like other well off people as a general rule I've found.

-SJP

Anonymous Anonymous May 13, 2012 10:09 PM  

Dude, you really need a brain.

Yawn. Eliza could have done a better job. (Ask Idle Spectator to explain the joke to you.)

-SJP

Anonymous Suomynona May 13, 2012 10:16 PM  

You mean the joke that you're an ignorant twat? I got it. No need to explain it. The more you blabber, the funnier it gets.

Blogger chrisbechtloff May 13, 2012 10:24 PM  

Actually Vox it means Barack is a woman.

Anonymous Fabulous Idle Spectator May 13, 2012 10:41 PM  

Why do I keep thinking of the homosexual activity of the decadent Roman emperors in the final days of the empire? Also Vietnam and Cambodia became incredibly decadent before their collapse in the 1970s. And the lead up to the French Revolution as well. Also China's last dynasty before the Nationalists came in. Or England leading up to the Victorian Era.

People seem to get the cause and effect backwards. Homosexuality does not cause these things, it is merely a symptom that the parent-child bond or "family structure" if you will has become so weakened as to allow alternative systems to creep in.


Yawn. Eliza could have done a better job. (Ask Idle Spectator to explain the joke to you.)

Why do I always have to be the retard wrangler? VOX SUOMYNONA KEEPS LICKING HIS HAND AND TOUCHING ME WITH IT! I told Spacebunny that he kept kicking me under the table and SHE DID NOTHING! //cries

Anonymous Lysandef Spooner May 13, 2012 10:42 PM  

I think 'NewsWeak' is up on eBay......

Last bid was .99¢

Blogger vandelay May 13, 2012 10:44 PM  

Awesome, now it's not only the "Julias" of the world who can marry the state, queens like Sullivan can get in on the act too.
Equality at last!

Anonymous Anonymous May 13, 2012 10:47 PM  

"You mean the joke that you're an ignorant twat?"

Sublimation? ;-)

So if you're overweight you should exercise. If you're losing your hair, cut it down to stubble - post Vin Deisel it's not as big a deal as it used to be.

Following this, get either contacts or new glasses, maybe some new clothes. Hit the bars man. Talk to some ladies. If this makes you anxious, meditate an hour before hand. Oh, first night out don't ever talk politics.

You'll be amazed how little political shit on the 'net matters to you after being in the romantic company of a woman.

All this frothing at the mouth "NATION IS ILL RAWR!" foolishness will be cleansed out of your system after the first blow job. I guarantee it.

-SJP

Anonymous Suomynona May 13, 2012 10:54 PM  

How sweet, and so very on topic - FIS whiteknighting for his little buddy, SJP.

You two make such a cute LISPing couple. And FIS, as you insist on acting like a troll, like your little buddy there, add it to your moniker and you'll have an appropriate acronym...

Anonymous Suomynona May 13, 2012 10:57 PM  

Heh. Like I said, the more you blabber, the funnier the joke.

As much as I appear to interest you, I am OT.

Anonymous Anonymous May 13, 2012 10:58 PM  

Hey man, I gave genuine advice - take it or leave it.

Well, it's been fun waiting to see how quickly Soumynona can respond, not mention type one handed, but I'm off to get laid.

Seeing as you're such a dedicated groupie hoe I'm sure Vox will be around to erase my comments and ban my IP soon
enough.

Remember what I said people. AIs. Count on it.

-SJP

Anonymous Idle Spectator May 13, 2012 11:03 PM  

And FIS, as you insist on acting like a troll, like your little buddy there

You must be new here! I don't troll, I elucidate the path of the righteous ones. Only the penitent one will pass.

I have no colleagues here in the Arena of Faux Pas, except the Great Architect.

Anonymous Suomynona May 13, 2012 11:11 PM  

I'm not new. And you're full of shit. There was nothing righteous about SJP's comments to me.

You can pass your head out of your ass, Idle Spectacle.

Anonymous Anonymous May 13, 2012 11:21 PM  

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Anonymous Dr. Idle Spectator, Adult Clinical Neuropsychology at John Hopkins University May 13, 2012 11:25 PM  

I'm not new. And you're full of shit. There was nothing righteous about SJP's comments to me.

Of course I'm full of shit; everybody poops. Or did nursery school lie to you? It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

We must SAVE Suomynona! We need to administer some Fluoxetine with Haloperidol, followed up by two tablespoons of Potassium Cyanide mixed with water, stat.

DAMNIT NURSE FASTER! THERE'S NO TIME!

Anonymous paradox May 13, 2012 11:28 PM  

Oh come on now everyone knows Lincoln was the first gay president.

Anonymous Rantor May 13, 2012 11:41 PM  

Vox,

Today's column needs the wor not added to the first paragraph. ... degree is NOT ...

Anonymous Suomynona May 13, 2012 11:43 PM  

I see you were not, in fact, able to pass your head out of our ass.

paradox May 13, 2012 11:28 PM
Oh come on now everyone knows Lincoln was the first gay president.

Good point. Perhaps their faggotude will not be the only thing they have in common...

Anonymous Rantor May 13, 2012 11:46 PM  

that would be the word NOT...too early here

Blogger LP 999/Eliza May 14, 2012 12:28 AM  

Well, V did run with a headline about leaving the post-op first lady!!

Comment gems:

"Every week Newsweek beclowns itself even further."
"Distraction. Deflection. Division."

What a completely golden tinged rainbow! Utterly
glorious. Never fear dems won't mind anyone who is gay, especially the overseas types who diddle dancing boys.

Oh well! Let us embrace our confused, bisexual, straight, gay golfer drone Prez with open arms, kumbaya.

Anonymous Rantor May 14, 2012 12:55 AM  

Vox,

looks like my first comment was eaten... you need to add the word NOT to the first paragraph of yourcolumn

Anonymous Gen. Kong May 14, 2012 2:12 AM  

I see Paradox already pointed out that Gaybraham Lincoln was the first poofter-prez. What is it about Illinois? Governors make the license plates and it produces poofters by the planeload to send to Sodom-on-Potomac. The Repuke Junior Incitatus Mark 'Cap-n-Trade' Kirk is another rump-rider from the land of Log-Cabin Lincoln. What a complete cesspool.

Anonymous Gen. Kong May 14, 2012 2:31 AM  

I must say, let us give the ruling body-snatchers a big hand for making this campaign the mostest entertaining 'erection' EVAAAHHHH! Just one look at the Newzspeak cover and I burst out laughing. More laughs to come no doubt. I can hardly wait for Willard Hussein's "shocked" reaction to this.

Anonymous Boogeyman May 14, 2012 3:36 AM  

The real question is how much this will depress the black vote. Black folk take a real dim view of their own being on the down low, and they are unburdened with any notions of political correctness in expressing their displeasure (one of the benefits of belonging to the biggest victim class).

Blogger Wes May 14, 2012 6:11 AM  

Now I understand the rainbows.

Blogger Wes May 14, 2012 6:13 AM  

Obama was down wit' Trayvon. Trayvon loved Skittles. The Skittles slogan is "Taste the rainbow."

Coincidence?

I think not.

Anonymous Joe Doakes May 14, 2012 8:40 AM  

It's all a sham until he ends "don't ask don't tell" in the White House as well as the military. Leadership begins at the top.

The President needs to come out of the Oval Closet. Anything less is spouting rhetoric but voting "present."

Anonymous Joe Doakes May 14, 2012 8:47 AM  

And it won't affect the Black vote at all. Tribe trumps trivia when in trouble.

What, you expected the Rev. Wright to vote for a White Morman instead of his brutha the half-White man (hey, I'm just following the major media's new stylebook on racial relations, post-Zimmerman).

Blogger Joshua_D May 14, 2012 8:47 AM  

What's the eta. on the USA first Trans-gender, bi-racial, dwarf president? No offense dwarfs.

Anonymous No_Limit_Bubba May 14, 2012 9:09 AM  

The Ilk is on roll this am! Good stuff.

Anonymous Josh May 14, 2012 9:18 AM  

What's the eta. on the USA first Trans-gender, bi-racial, dwarf president? No offense dwarfs.

wasn't madison shorter than five feet?

Anonymous daddynichol May 14, 2012 9:48 AM  

Very little change if any. Queers and blacks are in the sanctioned/scantified victims class.

OpenID ZT May 14, 2012 11:04 AM  

Problem for him is I think he may have just found the one thing that black voters may not show up for. Black community generally frowns upon homosexuals. So much so that even blacks who come out from prison and have been banging some guy is not considered gay as long as he just did the pitching and not the receiving.

Anonymous Sheila May 14, 2012 11:22 AM  

Well done, Salt. The ending really clinches it all . . . unfortunately. Live through the looking glass, die in reality.

Anonymous Gen. Kong May 14, 2012 1:17 PM  

Bogeyman: The real question is how much this will depress the black vote. Black folk take a real dim view of their own being on the down low, and they are unburdened with any notions of political correctness in expressing their displeasure (one of the benefits of belonging to the biggest victim class).

It will not depress the enthusiasm of Eric Holder's people from voting for D'Won on d'downlow to any significant degree. There has been little reaction from the mountebanks who refer to themselves as 'preachers' and even less from the Sons of Obama, Daughters of D'Won, etc. - who are more interested in beating, killing and raping YT and cashing on EBTs, section 8 and racial preferences in the wake of the Ministry of Truth's ongoing presentation of The Martyrdumb of St. Ashtrayvon. The notion that blacks give a rat's arse about social issues like gay marriage and abortion is a longstanding NeoTrot/Repuke lie, much like the spin about Mexican colonizers being 'natural conservatives' with 'strong Catholic family values' (which certainly didn't stop 2/3 for voting for D'Won on d'downlow lasr time.

Anonymous ENthePeasant May 14, 2012 1:54 PM  

"Live through the looking glass, die in reality."

Yes Ma'am. In the words of Ayn Rand, "You can ignore reality. But can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality".

Anonymous DonReynolds May 14, 2012 2:12 PM  

No, Michelle is not a man, but she probably wishes she were.

Gen. Kong.."....Mexican colonizers being 'natural conservatives' with 'strong Catholic family values'...."

Nonsense! There is nothing particularly conservative about the Roman Catholic Church....especially the clergy. Catholics have been faithful Democrats all of my lifetime. And this is not just the Mexican variety, count the Irish and Italians for a big share of the Catholic viewpoint. The Jews have no monopoly on Liberal and Radical politics.

In fact, I cannot recall even one mainline Protestant denomination that could make the case that they are conservative either. Forget the Presbyterians, they went liberal in the 1970s. Forget the Episcopalians, they ordain women and homosexuals openly. Forget the Baptists too. They absolutely adore illegal aliens from Latin America and so do the Methodists. A conservative does not have a church to attend anymore, unless he can find a breakaway church with a conservative pastor.

Anonymous dan from milan May 14, 2012 3:06 PM  

Democrats have always pushed the latent "guilt button" claiming to provide a higher road.

They have pushed forever the "rich-guilt" button to vote for entitlements for the "poor".
Then the "white-guilt" button to vote for the first black president.
Now, the "straight-guilt" to keep voting for BO.

I know people who will fall for it again!

Anonymous WinstonWebb May 14, 2012 3:48 PM  

I'll be voting for Obama.
Not because he's 1/2 black.
Not because he's 1/2 white.
Not because he's 99.44% gay.

Because he's not Captain Underoos.
And he has Joe Biden. That at least makes his ticket good for the lulz.

Anonymous Daniel May 14, 2012 5:14 PM  

The only thing left is to get the corpse of Klaus Nomi elected President, so we can get the first "bisexual victim of necrophilia president" merit badge out of the way.

It'll never happen though. He's too entertaining. The Democrats would mistake him for a fascist and the GOP would mistake him for a fiscal conservative.

Anonymous Vidad May 14, 2012 6:09 PM  

@Josh

That was before women got the vote. Only tall people with good hair area are allowed in now.

Anonymous Godfrey May 14, 2012 7:50 PM  

What's so courageous about following the orders of the ruling global elite?

Ron Paul is courageous. O-bomb-a is a mere puppet.

Anonymous Stilicho May 14, 2012 7:53 PM  

Puff, the magic negro, taught at U of C and frolicked in the politics of a land that once was free...

Anonymous Gen. Kong May 15, 2012 1:59 AM  

Stilicho: Puff, the magic negro, taught at U of C and frolicked in the politics of a land that once was free...

That's excellent. Mind if I borrow it?

Anonymous Stilicho May 15, 2012 8:58 AM  

Feel free to use it however you want, my friend. Let me know how it works out for you.

Anonymous Stilicho May 15, 2012 9:04 AM  

Nonsense! There is nothing particularly conservative about the Roman Catholic Church....especially the clergy.

True. The RC Church is responsible in no small part for the leftist politics of South America. "Social Justice" and "liberation theology" you see. Hell, you can see it here in the labor unions and in just about anything that moron Ponurru writes over at NRO.

Anonymous Anonymous May 20, 2012 5:38 PM  

What are you talking about? The guy looks like a rapist.

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