The ladies on The View are never short of opinions and they quickly weighed in on the Chris Brown Twitter argument with comedy writer Jenny Johnson. Elisabeth Hasselbeck went as far as to call Chris Brown's words verbal rape as she lambasted the singer after he shut down his social network account. Speaking on The View, Elisabeth, 35, said: 'I think it's disgusting, first of all. But also, it seems like verbal rape to me.'This is, you understand, the most vital intellectual discourse currently taking place on the American scene. And yet, our vaunted philosophers failed to consider the most important question raised by the subject, which is whether or not abortion should be legally permitted in the event of a verbal rape resulting in pregnancy.
Perhaps Dr. John Scalzi, our resident expert on matters of rape and abortion, would be so kind as to render his expert opinion on the subject.