As a Chief, he took out Tom Brady. As a Texan, he ended Wes Welker's season. As a Raven, he sidelined The Gronk. Behind the scenes, he sabotaged the post-New England coaching careers of Romeo Crennel and Charlie Weis. He whispered in Scott Pioli's ear and Matt Cassel came Kansas City, destroying a once-promising general manager. Now just one task remains for BKP, the Patriot Killer. The final mission. The impossible target. Bill Belichick.
As I said at the beginning of the playoffs, I expect to see a New England-San Francisco Super Bowl, with New England winning the NFL title. Barring, you understand, Bernard Karmell Pollard completing his final mission.