In 1983 I saw Star Wars in German for the first time, the imperials just sounded right, but not so much the rebels. Arnold takes it up a notch, hilarious
Way back in the 90s, my friends and I used to repeat Star Wars quotes in other celebrities' voices. Our agreed upon preference for Schwarzenegger was Han Solo.
German General: Schwarzenegger is an amazing Darth Vader. Hitler: He's a pussy! German General: But, mein Fuhrer, he's the Terminator. Hitler: I'll show him terminator! I have Panzers! I have the Luftwaffe! He's got bad acting!
outside room -
woman to crying girl - It'll be ok. It's only his love child you're carrying.
Don't you think the soundtrack should have been Arnold's commentary... "And now here I am on the Death Star. And now I am fighting with Luke, and we both have the light sabres, that we use to fight with. And now I am telling him that I am his father. And so then he reacts to this news. And now I am on the Death Star again, arguing with a subordinate who disagrees with me. And now I am talking to the Emperor..."
OMG, Scoobius....YES!! too funny! I Must agree with Rantor, too. I am German (born & raised) & he is absolutely right about the imperials sounding right as well. The addition of "Ah-nold" is priceless!! Thanks, Vox.
Say what you want about his acting but swarzeneger was the highest paid actor of all time at 50 million up front for terminator 3 until Dep beat him with 56 million for Pirates 2- MrB.A.D.
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Oh, the things that should have been.
It's not a tooma...this was surprisingly funny
The original Voice was pretty much Darth Connery. David Prowse has an incredibly thick Scottish accent.
The original Voice was pretty much Darth Connery. David Prowse has an incredibly thick Scottish accent.
In 1983 I saw Star Wars in German for the first time, the imperials just sounded right, but not so much the rebels. Arnold takes it up a notch, hilarious
Whiny and feminine.
Way back in the 90s, my friends and I used to repeat Star Wars quotes in other celebrities' voices. Our agreed upon preference for Schwarzenegger was Han Solo.
"Who'z scrauffy looking?"
German General: Schwarzenegger is an amazing Darth Vader.
Hitler: He's a pussy!
German General: But, mein Fuhrer, he's the Terminator.
Hitler: I'll show him terminator! I have Panzers! I have the Luftwaffe! He's got bad acting!
outside room -
woman to crying girl - It'll be ok. It's only his love child you're carrying.
Arnold's doing a Conan reboot.
Don't you think the soundtrack should have been Arnold's commentary... "And now here I am on the Death Star. And now I am fighting with Luke, and we both have the light sabres, that we use to fight with. And now I am telling him that I am his father. And so then he reacts to this news. And now I am on the Death Star again, arguing with a subordinate who disagrees with me. And now I am talking to the Emperor..."
OMG, Scoobius....YES!! too funny! I Must agree with Rantor, too. I am German (born & raised) & he is absolutely right about the imperials sounding right as well. The addition of "Ah-nold" is priceless!! Thanks, Vox.
"There is no bathroom!" bawahahahahahahaha
Change you can believe in. Homophobia is heritable and thus natural.
Spread the word.
One of the less cerebral posts of yours Vox.
"One of the less cerebral posts of yours Vox."
Nothing has yet to surpass the posts on The Old Negro Space Program.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8
But this is pretty good lol.
Say what you want about his acting but swarzeneger was the highest paid actor of all time at 50 million up front for terminator 3 until Dep beat him with 56 million for Pirates 2- MrB.A.D.
Arnie is the man!
Gustaf
Terminator 3... damn that was full of the suck.
Darth Vader meets the Drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket. Language is pretty blue, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgFgEqm3o60&feature=player_embedded#!
The lines from Kindergarten Cop are the best. "There is no bathroom!!"
Here is a nice show of Game for you and equally funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=xqUsrNIKzFo
Amazed this wasn't posted instead.
"I'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee; so - let's go for a stroll."
The Austrian Oak is fantastic. Just youtube his tour of Brazil. Incredible stuff.
Sheer goodness
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