Saturday, January 12, 2013

Darth Arnold



Anonymous szook January 12, 2013 8:23 AM  

Oh, the things that should have been.

Anonymous castricv January 12, 2013 8:32 AM  

It's not a tooma...this was surprisingly funny

Anonymous stg58/Animal Mother January 12, 2013 9:53 AM  

The original Voice was pretty much Darth Connery. David Prowse has an incredibly thick Scottish accent.

Anonymous stg58/Animal Mother January 12, 2013 10:01 AM  

The original Voice was pretty much Darth Connery. David Prowse has an incredibly thick Scottish accent.

Blogger Rantor January 12, 2013 10:17 AM  

In 1983 I saw Star Wars in German for the first time, the imperials just sounded right, but not so much the rebels. Arnold takes it up a notch, hilarious

Anonymous Mr. Pea January 12, 2013 10:34 AM  

Whiny and feminine.

Blogger Cane Caldo January 12, 2013 10:43 AM  

Way back in the 90s, my friends and I used to repeat Star Wars quotes in other celebrities' voices. Our agreed upon preference for Schwarzenegger was Han Solo.

"Who'z scrauffy looking?"

Anonymous Salt January 12, 2013 11:04 AM  

German General: Schwarzenegger is an amazing Darth Vader.
Hitler: He's a pussy!
German General: But, mein Fuhrer, he's the Terminator.
Hitler: I'll show him terminator! I have Panzers! I have the Luftwaffe! He's got bad acting!

outside room -

woman to crying girl - It'll be ok. It's only his love child you're carrying.

Anonymous Holla January 12, 2013 11:06 AM  

Arnold's doing a Conan reboot.

Anonymous scoobius dubious January 12, 2013 12:41 PM  

Don't you think the soundtrack should have been Arnold's commentary... "And now here I am on the Death Star. And now I am fighting with Luke, and we both have the light sabres, that we use to fight with. And now I am telling him that I am his father. And so then he reacts to this news. And now I am on the Death Star again, arguing with a subordinate who disagrees with me. And now I am talking to the Emperor..."

Anonymous Herman the German January 12, 2013 12:48 PM  

OMG, Scoobius....YES!! too funny! I Must agree with Rantor, too. I am German (born & raised) & he is absolutely right about the imperials sounding right as well. The addition of "Ah-nold" is priceless!! Thanks, Vox.

Anonymous The OASF January 12, 2013 12:51 PM  

"There is no bathroom!" bawahahahahahahaha

Anonymous The other skeptic January 12, 2013 12:56 PM  

Change you can believe in. Homophobia is heritable and thus natural.

Spread the word.

Anonymous Anonymous January 12, 2013 1:14 PM  

One of the less cerebral posts of yours Vox.

Anonymous The OASF January 12, 2013 1:21 PM  

"One of the less cerebral posts of yours Vox."

Nothing has yet to surpass the posts on The Old Negro Space Program.

But this is pretty good lol.

Anonymous Anonymous January 12, 2013 1:58 PM  

Say what you want about his acting but swarzeneger was the highest paid actor of all time at 50 million up front for terminator 3 until Dep beat him with 56 million for Pirates 2- MrB.A.D.

Anonymous Anonymous January 12, 2013 2:00 PM  

Arnie is the man!


Blogger mmaier2112 January 12, 2013 2:56 PM  

Terminator 3... damn that was full of the suck.

Blogger Giraffe January 12, 2013 4:00 PM  

Darth Vader meets the Drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket. Language is pretty blue, of course.!

Anonymous Stickwick January 12, 2013 4:42 PM  

The lines from Kindergarten Cop are the best. "There is no bathroom!!"

Anonymous Slowpoke January 12, 2013 5:39 PM  

Here is a nice show of Game for you and equally funny:

Anonymous kh123 January 12, 2013 6:06 PM  

Amazed this wasn't posted instead.

"I'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee; so - let's go for a stroll."

Anonymous T14 January 12, 2013 6:34 PM  

The Austrian Oak is fantastic. Just youtube his tour of Brazil. Incredible stuff.

Anonymous Stilicho January 14, 2013 11:21 AM  

Sheer goodness

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