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Monday, March 25, 2013

It was always bound to happen

In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, Amynda Marcotte finally comes out of the closet:
What's an ambitious woman to do? Obviously, the price tag put on your employment is just another version of the pay gap, and for some reason, the elegant solution of professional women refusing to have children until someone fixes this situation has been taken off the table. It's a major conundrum. So why not look to men for answers? Men have managed the sticky situation of both having a job and having a home life for decades now. Their solution is possibly even more elegant in its simplicity than the "don't have children" one: Marry a woman. 
I think it became fairly obvious that she wasn't cut out for a life of heteronormative happiness when she invented the concept of "near rape", a term that customarily translates from the femmesprache as "first date".

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137 Comments:

Blogger Markku March 25, 2013 2:05 PM  

Manjaw's gonna manjaw.

Anonymous kh123 March 25, 2013 2:08 PM  

"[The] solution is possibly even more elegant in its simplicity than the "don't have children" one:"

Are we sure this isn't a partial quote from Sanger or Heydrich.

Blogger Nate March 25, 2013 2:13 PM  

Shocking.

Anonymous trk March 25, 2013 2:20 PM  

dorito night inbound in 3..2..1...

Anonymous Difster March 25, 2013 2:23 PM  

Let's play "count the cats."

Anonymous Thales March 25, 2013 2:33 PM  

Well, a gal could always marry-down to some herb house-husband, buuuuuut we all know how that turns out. Too bad feminists' hamsters won't allow them to honestly address their own biological imperatives ("save my precious eggs for the alpha stud!") -- to do so would be to destroy the lie that is egalitarianism...

Anonymous Puking March 25, 2013 2:34 PM  

That "cum-guzzling booze-hound", forgot her place.

VD, you ouhgt look at that Melissa MaCewan's blog, "Shakesville" (tho I'm sure you have)

Her & her "Ilk" are even more gross.

Blogger jaericho March 25, 2013 2:34 PM  

"Applicants will be interviewed over a series of dinner dates in wine bars and provided with a signing bonus of an expensive diamond ring." It works for men, so why not for women? Get to it, ladies!"

What happens when they find out this doesn't work?

Anonymous Outlaw X March 25, 2013 2:35 PM  

femmesprache as "first date".


Vox, I didn't understand, just saying.

Anonymous cheddarman March 25, 2013 2:38 PM  

If she is lucky, she can find another woman and they can raise their abortions together.

sincerely

cheddarman

Anonymous Anonagain March 25, 2013 2:38 PM  

Apparently, these degenerates' braying about being born that way is no longer part of their noxious narrative. In this case, it seems obvious that becoming a pervert was most definitely a choice. Shameless, immoral and proud of it.

Anonymous Inane Rambler March 25, 2013 2:40 PM  

I can't even stand to look at a picture of Amanjaw Marcunte, I couldn't even imagine listening to her speak.

Let the feminist hags (but I repeat myself) marry each other, maybe they'll get the hell out of the public eye while they're at it.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 2:47 PM  

Dear Miz Marcotte:

Your insistence that the place of 50% of women is in the kitchen is sexist and disgusting. I have never seen you propose the same about men; in fact, you seem not even to consider that men should be shouldering the burden of housekeeping.

When you have publicly agreed that women are totally unnecessary to men, as you have about men toward women, then we will talk about your idea that women are incapable of being successful on their own, as individual people, and can only find success and fulfillment in marriage.

Sincerely,
Your Worst Nightmare

Anonymous Lulabelle March 25, 2013 2:48 PM  

"If she is lucky, she can find another woman and they can raise their abortions together.

sincerely

cheddarman"


Whoa! Cheddarman! I didn't expect this from you, but it is devilishly delightful.

Anonymous Lulabelle March 25, 2013 2:50 PM  

"Lean in".

I hate trending corp-speak.

Blogger tz March 25, 2013 2:54 PM  

I wonder if someone will point out the obvious that barring some rather complex medical procedures, "her wife" will be having a child from her egg, so it won't be Marcotte's, and she will need sperm, and that won't come from either her or her wife.

There was the story of Jacob's wives, or think of this as "A Handmaid's Tale" reconsidered.

(Remember aHT was fem sci-fi about the threats of the right wing Christians, but Amynda wants a handmaid, not a wife).

I do remember that book cover of hers. That would be in a top-10 list (where Gamma Rabbit, immediately to the left as I type this, would be certainly first).

Anonymous Clay March 25, 2013 2:55 PM  

Um....maybe that was "Lesbian satire"?

NOT, that it made it any better.

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 2:57 PM  

I parse Marcotte's semantic gibberish the way I interpret all articles at black culture websites as well: they fill up a space with words that are almost irrelevant to get to the real and predictable point decided in their minds when they woke up that day - men and/or whites stink.

They are like baseball umpires who've already plotted out the balls and strikes before the game even starts, based on a careful consideration of the race and gender of the various batters and pitchers. A complex task.

Needless to say such people spit on the intellectual space that resides behind the Bill of Rights.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 3:06 PM  

Um....maybe that was "Lesbian satire"?

Then it's going to be Gamma Rabbit 2.0...But at least nobody would accuse Vox of having a crush on her.

Anonymous szook March 25, 2013 3:07 PM  

"Apparently, these degenerates' braying about being born that way is no longer part of their noxious narrative."

From what I have heard among my more activist conservative friends....it never was part of the narrative for Lesbians....they have always come at it from a more "empowered"/feminist angle. The I was just born that way narrative was put in place to provide cover for the proclivities of homo men

Anonymous DrTorch March 25, 2013 3:08 PM  

Anyone see today's shirt.woot?

It's worth checking out.

Anonymous sod house & green beans March 25, 2013 3:15 PM  

Short-time listener, first-time caller.

I stopped here (which happened to be the first sentence):

"...estimating the costs of what it takes for a proper coastal yuppie to replace the labor of a housewife. The price tag is pretty astonishing: $96,261 per year."

Newsflash: Financial planners know this and use it to calculate life insurance on the wife, which is usually as much as or more than the husband's, particularly if there are children.

Also? $96,261 per year? Easy AND cheap.

Anonymous Anonagain March 25, 2013 3:17 PM  

it never was part of the narrative for Lesbians....they have always come at it from a more "empowered"/feminist angle.

Empowered to be vile, unnatural creatures.

I see.

Anonymous Salt March 25, 2013 3:24 PM  

ZOMG! And that was @Slate. What a comment there too -

Dawn
So dumb, even if an attempt at satire.

Blogger Doom March 25, 2013 3:25 PM  

Oh... isn't that sweet. So now she is going to be raping women herself? Or... is she going to be the rapee. Or... near rapee? Or, do they both rape each other while retaining victimhood? The shit gets so deep so fast I don't even honestly try to keep up. It'll change by... what was that? Ah, already changed, with a new revision on the... Ah, changed again. Bleh.

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 3:25 PM  

You're wrong about "near rape." You don't even have to know the person according to the intellectual wizards at RapeGate. "Near rape" can be anyone who doesn't come out against weird trolls who light up some goofball like Adria Richards after she engages in a public lynching without trial that gets a man fired and also involving her own documented misandry and racism.

Anonymous comments become as real as an actual act, even though Richard's defender states today on another issue "If your principled stance condemns someone’s child, parent, relative or friend to a second-class existence, the chances are good that they’re not going to think much of your principled stance, or you for having it."

I would think three children whose father is suddenly without a job qualify for at least a temporary second class existence and don't think much of Richard's principled stance.

Meanwhile the immense harm Richards would've suffered by simply ignoring the dongle remarks that would've required her hospitalization remain undocumented. Happily karma happened to be lurking about and Richards herself became a temporary second class citizen eligible for unemployment and forever banned from her own industry. She can join Marcotte at Victim, Inc. and earn a lot more anyway.

Got that? Don't compare an pedantic academic consideration with a real thing that happens to a person. These liberal morons defend a thing on a Sat. and turn around and light it up as wrong on a Mon. The only thing I can predict about liberals confused about what they write from one day to the next is that they will always come down on the side of a woman, gay, or non-white. Law and principle can take a hike.

In liberal theory regarding the siege of Richards, threats of rape by 4chan's kids always being wrong equals the theory of the last guy to strike out having lost the ballgame. In this way one can cut out the criminal act of a murderer and cut right to their execution and declare it murder itself. In essence, murder has been turned upside down, something Marcotte perhaps rarely experiences in real life herself.

I love the liberal world. You can defend anything if you just cut out the beginning part which would also include who started what.

Anonymous Stilicho March 25, 2013 3:29 PM  

Nate, there just may be a market for your Hausfrauhrer services. Just think of the guns and bourbon you could collect with 2, 3, 4, many Dr. Who's formally on board. Reverse purdah, as it were...

Anonymous kh123 March 25, 2013 3:36 PM  

"The shit gets so deep so fast I don't even honestly try to keep up."

Latin, and you have yourself a Uni campus.

Either that or a new strapline for the John's blog.

Anonymous kh123 March 25, 2013 3:36 PM  

...And I'm apparently Greek when it comes to proper names.

Blogger Bob Wallace March 25, 2013 3:37 PM  

Bring back the dowry. If these woman want a man, they have to pay for him. There are lots more of us than them. Simple economics. Supply and demand!

Anonymous Will Best March 25, 2013 3:53 PM  

If attraction has nothing to do with it, why don't these "alpha" women just marry gamma males. 20 minutes at a comic con and they should be able to find something suitable.

They can bang the department head across the hall for his sperm. I am sure congress will fall in line with the banning paternity testing in the US if the women pushed the issue.

Anonymous sod house and green beans March 25, 2013 4:00 PM  

No woman in her right mind is going to ban paternity testing when they can sue for child support down the line.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/learnvest/2013/01/09/why-this-sperm-donor-is-being-ordered-to-pay-child-support/

Anonymous kh123 March 25, 2013 4:01 PM  

"These liberal morons defend a thing on a Sat. and turn around and light it up as wrong on a Mon."

That's the beauty of the Scientific Method!

Anonymous kh123 March 25, 2013 4:03 PM  

"No woman in her right mind is going to ban paternity testing..."

Assuming that cuckoldry's a dead art.

Anonymous Jed March 25, 2013 4:05 PM  

How many guys do you think Amynda Marcotte has actually boned?

My guess. Two.

Your guess?

Anonymous fish March 25, 2013 4:14 PM  

XX Factor
What Women Really Think



What evidence do we have the this scribbler is actually a woman?

Anonymous Red Comet March 25, 2013 4:20 PM  

They can bang the department head across the hall for his sperm. I am sure congress will fall in line with the banning paternity testing in the US if the women pushed the issue.

No woman in her right mind is going to ban paternity testing when they can sue for child support down the line.

You're both right. It'll be another double standard situation.

Legal when a woman needs to extract some change from a guy cause women's bodies or something. Illegal if a man wants to find out if his kids are really his because he needs to repay some arbitrary amount for all those centuries where women didn't have to get a boring job or fight in wars.

And for those rolling their eyes, it is exactly this way already in France.

Anonymous clk March 25, 2013 4:32 PM  

I for one have nothing but compassion for the my gay brothers and sisters and I think as long as they cannot marry, no body should be married and all existing marriages should be null and void.

Or perhaps a capitalistic solution -- marriage credits -- as a hetero I can sell them my right to be married.

Sorry honey ... its only fair.

Anonymous Steve Canyon March 25, 2013 4:43 PM  

This is a woman who worked as some graduate admissions counselor at the Red McCombs School of Business at UT.

How exactly is she qualified as to what gets someone ahead or not? Her whole existence is that of a parasite dependent on the success of others to provide the resources she is unable to get of her own ability.

Then again, in the feminist dominated academia environment, you get bonus points if you're a lesbian and bonus points if you've had an abortion. That's how you get street-cred with those types. If she hasn't gotten her abortion merit-badge already, I suspect it'll be the next one on the list.

Anonymous Porky March 25, 2013 4:43 PM  

I love that the article sits two inches over a picture of Berlusconi with 3 chicks tied up in his trunk.

Anonymous Retrenched March 25, 2013 5:09 PM  

"How many guys do you think Amynda Marcotte has actually boned?"

She hasn't "boned" any men, unless she used a dildo or something.

But even then I'm not sure if it that word works -- doesn't "boning" require a "boner"?

Anonymous JartStar March 25, 2013 5:16 PM  

Sounds to me like she's jealous that she's not a stay at home mom now that she realizes it "pays" $96,261 a year.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 5:21 PM  

Sounds to me like she's jealous that she's not a stay at home mom now that she realizes it "pays" $96,261 a year.

It's not the pay. It's the benefits.

*looks innocent*

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 5:23 PM  

Marcotte is just another among hundreds of examples of how the political Left is mainstreaming bigotry and even hate speech. What it really is are bigots whose disdain for a certain identity based on their own weird pathologies precedes any evidence of wrongdoing. They at once assert it is wrong to stereotype and profile people and then make careers doing exactly that. It is a near certainty that people like Marcotte and Adria Richards are mentally unstable people. And why else would N.K. Jemisin reach back in time and project her post-modernist racial obsessions onto Tolkien and Heinlein?

They are intellectual illegal aliens in their own country, Americans in name only who are not capable of respecting something like the Bill of Rights let alone creating such a document. Marcotte's stance on the Duke lacrosse case tells you all you need to know about a woman with a mind that's set permanently on lynching mode when it comes to men. The fact she lied about her own comments makes it worse and you can pile on the fact that Crystal Magnum, innocent by reason of vagina plus race, is currently out on a bail of 200 grand, charged with murder. The other moron people like Marcotte automatically sided with based on identity, Mike Nifong, was disbarred over the case.

Sooner or later Scalzi's going to get lit up by one of his bigoted sanctimonious innocent by virtue of being gay, minority and female comments and reside in the same place as Magnum and Nifong. At that point, say good-bye career and join Adria Richards. It may already be too late considering his white privilege ditty. TV script land is a far different place than the insulated and inbred world of leftist SF.

Richards did Scalzi no favors by linking to his bigoted limerick about white privilege and one can only hope more sick racists will do so in the future so context and proportion can be shone about what type of people admire such hate speech.

Meanwhile the guilty by virtue of being men and white lacrosse players are suing their tormentors. The principles Marcotte and Scalzi live by, not to mention the odious sheep who kiss his ass, are a mirror opposite of our Bill of Rights, if any of those morons have ever bothered to read it.

Marcotte should be put on the same fictional boat as the man without a country and given a pair of binoculars. The only profession Marcotte is good at is spreading division and hatred and calling it "justice" and "equality." Hers is the same notion of equality all bigots have had throughout history.

Anonymous JartStar March 25, 2013 5:26 PM  

It's not the pay. It's the benefits.

More specifically she wants the opportunity to turn down the offer since she will never receive one. Ever.

Blogger Yohami March 25, 2013 5:45 PM  

"the elegant solution of professional women refusing to have children until someone fixes this situation has been taken off the table."

She's completely free to not have kids and work 80 hours a week like a man would do.

"So why not look to men for answers?"

Yup, be a man.

"Men have managed the sticky situation of both having a job and having a home life for decades now."

You can marry a woman or a mangina, and work 80hs a week to make enough money to support you both and the family. Goodbye to the home life though. If you're willing to take the trade-off, go for it.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein March 25, 2013 5:49 PM  

It's not the pay. It's the benefits.

Not all stay at home moms get the opportunity to polish Loki's scepter.

*Tries desperately to look innocent. Fails miserably. *

Anonymous LES March 25, 2013 6:02 PM  

Men try to find ways to get around Adam's curse and women want
Adam's curse in place of Eve's curse.

Genesis 3
16 To the woman He said:
“I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception;
In pain you shall bring forth children;
Your desire shall be for your husband,
And he shall rule over you.”
17 Then to Adam He said, “Because you have heeded the voice of your wife, and have eaten from the tree of which I commanded you, saying, ‘You shall not eat of it’:

“Cursed is the ground for your sake;
In toil you shall eat of it
All the days of your life.
18 Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you,
And you shall eat the herb of the field.
19 In the sweat of your face you shall eat bread
Till you return to the ground,
For out of it you were taken;
For dust you are,
And to dust you shall return.”

Anonymous Crispy March 25, 2013 6:03 PM  

Apparently marriage stats are not the only thing Amynda's been watching: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/03/25/lululemon_s_see_through_pants_reveal_how_many_women_wear_thongs_to_exercise.html

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 6:10 PM  

Not all stay at home moms get the opportunity to polish Loki's scepter.

*Tries desperately to look innocent. Fails miserably. *


You guys are weird.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 6:19 PM  

@ Crispy:

Lolwut?

What kind of sexualized hell are these poor women living in that they can't even give up porn-compliant underwear in order to keep their bodies lean and toned for future thong-wearing situations?

But my body my choiiiiiiice!

It's no surprise that much of the press is having a bit of fun with the story about Lululemon recalling a bunch of wildly overpriced yoga pants because you can see everything the good Lord gave yuppie housewives when they bend over in them...What, exactly, has the onslaught of transparent yoga pants taught us about the personal habits of ladies who simply cannot sweat in anything that costs less than my monthly phone bill?

Let's see: hating housewives, class envy, hipster-like contempt for anything "mainstream", no empathy for the ladies who got an unpleasant surprise due to involuntary wardrobe malfunction...

WHY is this woman not SURROUNDED by eager beta househusbands???

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 7:20 PM  

Why is the feature called "What Women Really Think?" Are women innate liars? Since Marcotte is a proven liar, shouldn't it be called "What Women Really Don't Think But They'd Like You To Believe They Do?"

If Marcotte is indeed telling what she really thinks, shouldn't her articles be sub-titled, "Men Are Pigs, Especially If They're Straight and White?"

Then we could get some sensible legal advise, such as white, straight men are guilty until proven innocent. Scalzi could make a living out of testifying, using his vast scholarship about endemic white, male racism and privilege to conclusively prove that the difference between how guilty a white man is and how guilty he will seem to other white men should preclude white men ever being judged by a jury of their peers. Gay, minority, females only men. See how you like the New Jane Crow.

See how fun the Bill of Rights is McRapeKit? Guess you never thought this all out to its logical conclusion did you? Well, too late. It's gonna stick like glue to your ass for about... hmmmm - forever.

As it turns out, "Whatever" is a great name for such malarkey. A better name would be "Liberal Racist Fascist's Corner."

Better yet "Screw the Bill of Rights - What Did Old White Slave-Owning Men Know Anyhow?"

Certainly not as much as black lesbians.

Anonymous E. PERLINE March 25, 2013 7:22 PM  

Homosexuals can marry in Yankee Stadium if they can afford to, but don't ask a federal or state or city clerk to record it. When they split up, don't ask a federal or state or city court to adjudicate it.

Homosexuals live selfish lives and do not add new children to the general population, yet they want to be rewarded by the government for a vague medical anomoly.

But it isn't so vague. When some males lack a father, they learn to see the world as their mother sees it. It's an infant's method of self-preservation. When some females hate their mother, they learn to love their mother's gender. It's an antidote to guilt.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 8:06 PM  

Anonymous: Deliberately offensive, disregard for the Rules of the Blog (Rule 5, and the unnumbered one that forbids anonymous comments), aggression triggered at the low threshold of merely expressed disagreement, and refusal to amend despite being repeatedly corrected...but VERY opinionated.

Doctor's diagnosis: Antisocial Personality Disorder, 4/6 indicators according to the ICD-10. The threshold for diagnosis is 3/6.

Anonymous Godfrey March 25, 2013 8:22 PM  

“What's an ambitious woman to do?”

A life as a corporate serf is a worthy ambition? Actually it’s a wasted life.

“… the elegant solution of professional women refusing to have children…”

Naturally this is the case, reducing population levels the whole reason the power elite promoted feminism in the first place. You’re supposed work and to pay taxes, not reproduce.


Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 9:00 PM  

Go figure what?

Anonymous Jill March 25, 2013 9:05 PM  

Call me blonde if you want, but I'm thoroughly confused.

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 9:42 PM  

Sigyn @ 8:06 p.m.

Like numbered balls popping up randomly in a lotto machine, a petulant Sigyn blurts out those disingenuous and deceitful inanities randomly, also. Nobody understands why. (Personally, we suspect that it was a mommy thingy.)

Anonymous El Pollo Loco March 25, 2013 9:44 PM  

Lesbian vienna sausage and donut night.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 9:46 PM  

Okay, so Anonymous' problem is a lack of reading comprehension and a tendency to make strange and unrelated accusations. I think we have a chatterbot on our hands.

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 9:59 PM  

Nothing gained, nothing lost. Deleting my quite appropriate, long overdue comments only serves to affirm my belief that you're a chickenshit little creep like these other creepy losers here.

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 10:02 PM  

How do you know so much about me?

Blogger Magister Wood March 25, 2013 10:08 PM  

Or maybe, Anonymous, you were merely deleted for being an obnoxious asshole.

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 10:18 PM  

Actually we like Amanda. We were just kidding around. We didn't mean to give the impression she was an inbred Cousin It with eyes set too close together who gives off noxious stinks like a swamp full of dead raccoons or is a shiny colossal liar even bigger than the seated colossi of Ramses II at Abu Simbel if they were blown up to the size of Jupiter.

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 10:21 PM  

Or that the best day she ever had never quite arrived.

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 10:44 PM  

Magister Wood March 25, 2013 10:08 PM Or maybe, Anonymous, you were merely deleted for being an obnoxious asshole.

If that was true, you would nr deleted, too. (Like you would have the balls to say that to my face, you coward.)

Anonymous El Pollo Loco March 25, 2013 10:46 PM  

Anonymous @ 9:42pm, 9:59pm, and 10:44pm is a suppurating rectum. A suppurating rat's rectum. A suppurating rat's rectum inside a dead skunk that's been shoved up a week-old dead rhino's twat.

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 10:49 PM  

And your mother is a man.
What's your point, junior?

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 10:49 PM  

Anonymous is a real GIFT to this blog.

Anonymous Obvious March 25, 2013 10:52 PM  

Everyone : Says a bunch of fuckwaddish shit
Anonymous: Says "your mother is a man."


Sigyn: ANONYMOUS is a fuckwad!

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 10:57 PM  

It's cumulative, Captain. Anonymous has been going on for days like this, and "everyone" has pretty much ignored him until now.

Truth is, he's here to call names and eat chili, and he's all out of chili.

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 10:58 PM  

Could be the ghost of Oscar Wilde. Certainly clever enough.

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 11:00 PM  

Like Magister Wood, El Pollo Loco, a.k.a., El maricon, a.k.a., this site's resident Senoreater is suffering from B.W.I., blogging while intoxicated, which enables them to delude themselves that they have balls.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 11:07 PM  

Admit it, Anonymous. You just wanted to say "wood" and "balls".

Anonymous Godfrey March 25, 2013 11:11 PM  

More proof of the success of the government mass lobotomy program, also known as public “education”.

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 11:18 PM  

Hmmm, it seems to me that appropriately calling you imbeciles, psychos, fools, degenerates, white trash and retards is MUCH more effective than wasting profanity on you, especially since I've refined it to an art form lost on you dol.

There is a lesson to be learned here, folks. If the target is as dumb as these retarded goobers are, ad hominem attacks can be very effective. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 11:22 PM  

Effective in doing what? Making yourself look like a bored idiot?

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 11:33 PM  

I see that the smarmy website monitor is of the smarmy belief that, if he can't win, he will cheat and play slimy tricks, further proof that he is a smarmy little creep. No morals. No ethics. No integrity. No honor. Just a smarmy little creep.

Anonymous Sigyn March 25, 2013 11:39 PM  

That's not what smarmy means.

So, bored idiot it is.

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 11:43 PM  

(yawn)

Blogger Markku March 25, 2013 11:44 PM  

You know, I don't think this is a new user. I remember someone else taking a noticeable liking to that word at one time. It might have been Dimwit Dan, but I'm not sure.

Anonymous James May March 25, 2013 11:47 PM  

Look at what the aptly named Valerie Aurora has to say about whitey and man-hater Adria Richards and her brave stand against nothing.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/03/25/adria_richards_her_firing_online_harassment_show_how_sexual_harassment_endures.html

Aurora describes herself: "I am a writer, programmer, and feminist activist."

Sadly, this "programmer" has yet to figure out the baleful and complex secrets of HTML margins. Possible because there is so much to tell about her child molesting father no page can hold it all.

http://valerieaurora.org/keith.html

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 11:54 PM  

"Could be the ghost of Oscar Wilde. Certainly clever enough."

I can't imagine being haunted by that guy.

- Phucstayn

Anonymous Anonymous March 25, 2013 11:56 PM  

You should know by now. You and the other cretins here have plagiarized dozens of my clever sayings, too stupid to come up with your own.

I'll give you a hint, dummies: On your home bases, Daily KOS and Huffington Post, I was known as The Droll Troll. But then they were smarter than you are. Hell, we water plants in our garden which are smarter than you are.

Blogger Markku March 25, 2013 11:59 PM  

Our home bases... Ok, now this is getting just bizarre.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:04 AM  

Strange indeed. And if it weird for a Finn, then it is seriously fucking odd...

- Phucstayn

Anonymous Porky March 26, 2013 12:06 AM  

(yawn)

+1

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:07 AM  

@ 11:54: Not mine.
See what I meant?
Whenever these slimy
low-lifes can't win,
they cheat and play
dirty tricks, just
like Nazis. Oh, the irony.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:09 AM  

"See what I meant?"

Nope.

- Phucstayn

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 12:09 AM  

Anonymous: Now you see why the name Anonymous is not permitted; it is too confusing even to yourself. And the other guy is at least doing it ALMOST right, by signing it with "- Phucstayn". Only, that should go to the name field.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:11 AM  

Like dis?

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 12:12 AM  

Like dat.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:13 AM  

@ 12:04: Again, not mine. Not
even a good cheap imitation.

Watch. He will get slimier.
They always do. It is genetic.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:14 AM  

Fo sho'! Dam, gonna go get me a fowtee!

Anonymous DonReynolds March 26, 2013 12:15 AM  

If her complaint is about the pay gap, I fail to see how two victims of the pay gap marrying is going to solve anything. If a woman does not make enough money, obviously if these same women pair up, all they will bring to the happy household is a surplus of misery and frustrated vaginas. Of course, the same would be true for two men getting married. Suddenly, they have gobs of money and they get to take turns being the nagging housewife, so they end up with two frustrated femmies in the some household. I am sorry (sorta), but I just do not see the advantage. Besides, hairy backs do not turn me on.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:19 AM  

Ya nigga, ware yu at?

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 12:20 AM  

Watch. He will get slimier.
They always do. It is genetic.


Sliminess is genetic with our African-American gentleman here? That is so racist that it almost made me spit my coffee. Shame on you.

Shame on you.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:24 AM  

Taking a mysterious symbol from an Aztec temple, Markku, (_X_),
a loose translation of which
suggests, well, you get my drift.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:25 AM  

Markku,
WTF is that "Anonymous" talking about anyway? And thanks for the hint on how to actually use a name. Now I know. And knowing is 1/2 the battle.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:28 AM  

If you were any lamer, dufus,
you would be on life support/

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 12:29 AM  

He is a troll who is having his little fun while Vox is sleeping in a European time zone. The problem will be likely to persist for another six hours or so.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:32 AM  

"He is a troll who is having his little fun while Vox is sleeping in a European time zone. The problem will be likely to persist for another six hours or so."

Gotta go to bed myself at a certain point. Gotta get up tomorrow and use my EBT card in the 'hood. And Dufus? Dat nigga lib down on da ubba side o town...

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 12:38 AM  

HAHAHA! Now I understand. I was wondering why he is complaining about a "smarmy website monitor" when Vox had been asleep for quite some time already. He was obviously hitting that "you are commenting too fast" thing of Blogger comments, and thought it was Vox!

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:39 AM  

@ 12:25 - If dufus there seems familiar, folks, it is because
he was a toothless goobers in
the movie, Deliverance. True story.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:41 AM  

Israel is in an Asian time zone, you dolt.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:42 AM  

"...he was a toothless goobers..."

Shouldn't goober be singular if you are referring to "he?"

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 12:44 AM  

Israel, Daily KOS, this is the weirdest shit in ages. I wonder if he even knows where he is.

Anonymous Mark Call March 26, 2013 12:45 AM  

I don't pay any attention to her, so I don't know much more than she's associated with 'Slate'. But maybe that's enough.

If she'd just read the Bible, she might realize the truth. And her analysis is not ENTIRELY vacuous.

Marry a MAN, who already HAS a wife.


All the benefits noted, plus.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:45 AM  

Israel is in an Asian time zone, you dolt."

I though that the guy who runs this website lives with a bunch of Eyetalians in Sicilia...

And now opera!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrdxtWgHbE

Anonymous Love's Orphan March 26, 2013 12:49 AM  

so this is the latest feminist bomb? convince women to go lesbians? many MGTOWs will cry for sure.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:51 AM  

Yeah, you dimwits are too quick for me. LOL

What would you creepy little weasels have if you didn't have your creepy delusions?

Your ignorance is stunning, and your sleaziness is exceeded only by your, well, by your sleaziness.

Darned clever way that you distracted me to avoid discussions about [political issues and other current events, though.

Anonymous Phucstayn March 26, 2013 12:59 AM  

@ Anonymous March 26, 2013 12:51 AM

Please be back here tomorrow night.

Anonymous Matthew March 26, 2013 1:03 AM  

Markku, THESE jokers remind me of JQP.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 1:04 AM  

Say pretty please, and
say it like you mean it.

Anonymous Matthew March 26, 2013 1:05 AM  

If scoobius shows up and executes a perfect Who's on First routine with Smarmy and Phucstayn, then maybe I'll believe he's him.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 1:12 AM  

You're showing your age, Matthew.
Get your nurse to give you your
meds and a bed pan, and run along to bed.

See? I refrained from calling him an old geezer, an old fart or an old coot. I'm a compassionate conservative.

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 1:17 AM  

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Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 1:18 AM  

Ok, so he thinks he is at the blog of an Israeli neocon. I wonder who it might be.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 1:23 AM  

LOL. Get real. Scoobius Dubious couldn't perfectly execute an unzipping of his own fly, lucky if he could even find it. Yeah, he's a wiz kid here alright. That's whiz kid. Just ask the nurses who have to keep changing that befuddled old goober's diapers.

Anonymous Koanic March 26, 2013 2:14 AM  

Amynda thinks the solution of wife at home, man at work stretches back literally decades.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 2:15 AM  

"Israeli neocon"? I neither said, nor implied that.

A Conservative Jew (or a Jewish Conservative) is, imo, an oxymoron. They're Liberals and Socialists, and many of them are hardcore Communists. But neocons? Show me that in the Old Testament, in Torah or the Talmud, or even anywhere in their present day lexicon.

Blogger Justthisguy March 26, 2013 2:19 AM  

Dang, Vox, (referring to Original Post) one just can't make this stuff up. I can view it with mild amusement, having had an excellent weekend with being issued my palm leaf early on Saturday night, and an autistic palm leaf at that, it having been officially Aspergerified with a tree sprig dipped into a bucket of holy water. We had a mini-Passion Play, and I got to play Caiaphas and be a bad cop to Jesus. Well, He forgave me at the end.

Then, on Sunday I got to attend a concert by my municipal band, who are quite good. Among other things, they played marches by Karl King, Fred Jewell, and Edwin Franko Goldman, the overture to La Gazza Ladra, and the Galop from Dance of the Hours.

There was also an excellent arrangement of an old English folk song, O Waly, Waly. Some of us sing "When I survey, the Wondrous Cross..." to that tune. I tellya, a big Aeolian-Skinner or even a Mighty Wurlitzer ain't even in it when it comes to playing Christian hymns, compared to a good military band. Any who doubt me should find and listen to the vid of the USAF Band at Ronald Reagan's funeral.

Oh, there was also some modern pop music, with vocalists, but really, we can get that anywhere and any time whether we want to or not.

Justthisguy, old band nerd, at The Right of The Line, with The Colors.

Anonymous Anonymous March 26, 2013 2:27 AM  

Can't top that.
I defer to JTG.
I'm out of here.

Oh, and Nightie night,
dimwits. Bad dreams.

Anonymous kh123 March 26, 2013 3:38 AM  

Sun's well up over Jerusalem by now. Daily prayer calls are well past; shuq below is alive and bustling; ceaseless din of far-off pile drivers. And another smarmy blogger cracks his administeering knuckles over his keyboard.

It's like Protocols with a Mensa twist.

Anonymous Outlaw X March 26, 2013 4:00 AM  

Can you see the locks
Of Amynda Marcotte?

Makeup is pretty
So is your hair
Marry a women
Of the Penis beware

One thing is certian
And others are not
Could you imagine
The life of Amynda Marcotte

Anonymous James May March 26, 2013 4:10 AM  

Hahahaha. These are just trolls from Scalzi or Ahmed.

Ahmed quoted me on Twitter from this very blog not long ago.

"Turn only a few crucial words by Saladin Ahmed or N.K. Jemisin around and they would be considered firmly in David Duke territory."

They're all LOL over the statement like it's a Rubik's Cube they can't figure out. They would have no problem understanding if someone said Detroit is too black or Dearborn too Muslim but do the opposite and their eyes roll up into their heads.

I guess they'd feel the burn if Salon published a story asking if Ahmed's novel had too many Muslims or not enough whites. Then all of sudden alarms bells would go off. What can you say about people too stupid to make simple comparisons and think they'll ever be artists. Last I heard it wasn't by doing an imitation of the KKK.

This is what I mean by people who parse right and wrong through identity rather than larger principle. They're literally never wrong.

Nice imitation of Kuttner from 1938. Too bad it's 2013.

Blogger Justthisguy March 26, 2013 4:23 AM  

P.s. Having just now read the comments between Vox's Original Post and my comment just above, I have one question to ask: Are you bozos even drunker than I am?

Anonymous Iblis Minching March 26, 2013 4:47 AM  

Lemme give a shad out to the Beirut Palace Restaurant. Some fool's there. And I don't mean fava beans. LOLOLOLOL

Anonymous scoobius dubious March 26, 2013 5:40 AM  

"Get real. Scoobius Dubious couldn't perfectly execute an unzipping of his own fly, lucky if he could even find it."

Whoops, whaddaya know! Just unzipped me fly, and had a righteous good piss after all!

Write me a sonnet about it, Smartypants. Petrarchan style.

And by the way... this IS a test.

Blogger Markku March 26, 2013 8:35 AM  

"Israeli neocon"? I neither said, nor implied that.

A Conservative Jew (or a Jewish Conservative) is, imo, an oxymoron. They're Liberals and Socialists, and many of them are hardcore Communists. But neocons? Show me that in the Old Testament, in Torah or the Talmud, or even anywhere in their present day lexicon.


A) You thought the owner of this blog lives in Israel

B) You thought that making fun of compassionate conservatives might have some effect on us, which would only be true if we were neocons here

Anonymous physics geek March 26, 2013 9:41 AM  

Marcotte is still writing? Who knew? Better yet, who cares?

Blogger Justthisguy March 26, 2013 9:50 AM  

Insist on Spencerian, Scooby. That's more difficult.

Blogger Justthisguy March 26, 2013 9:56 AM  

Um, that would be Spenserian, with the ess.

Anonymous MC March 26, 2013 11:37 AM  

From the article " marriage is a business partnership between colleagues who assess each other based on the economic value they can provide in a relationship".

Outside of religion this is exactly where the institution of marriage is heading. Once same-sex is forced upon society, it will become a mockery of its-self. Marriage will become a sexless financial agreement between any party.

Anonymous Samuel Scott March 26, 2013 8:34 PM  

Anonymous March 26, 2013 2:15 AM,

A Conservative Jew (or a Jewish Conservative) is, imo, an oxymoron. They're Liberals and Socialists, and many of them are hardcore Communists. But neocons? Show me that in the Old Testament, in Torah or the Talmud, or even anywhere in their present day lexicon.

Dear God, please let you be one of the anonymous trolls here who don't have the courage to pick an identifiable username and stick to it.

If you do not think there are conservative Jews, I'd like to show you various communities including the ultra-Orthodox in New York or roughly 60% of the six million people in Israel. Just as one example, I know people in Jerusalem here in Israel who make "paleocons," "neocons," and libertarians look like an extreme liberals.

People should argue as much as they like. But their arguments should come from sound facts and logical deduction.

Anonymous DonReynolds March 27, 2013 2:17 PM  

Maybe there is a good side to this gay marriage campaign. If the court can OK same sex marriage, there should be no problem with polygamy. Hey, why not? It is certainly legal in many countries of the world, some of those people come here with their multiple wives, and yes, they are still unchanged by geography. Hafta be welcoming, ya know. And while we are at it, we need to drop all those pesky age restrictions. No more jail bait laws. Hey, this gay marriage thing is going to open the floodgates.

Anonymous Anonymous March 29, 2013 12:40 AM  

Is a Marcotte a kind of collar or a dress style?

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