Sunday, March 03, 2013

More shirts from McRapey

Sadly, while McRapey's latest t-shirt endeavor has received considerably more press than his Gamma Rabbit line, Amazon has decided to stop selling them due to their overly rapey theme.  We can only hope that his next project, Gamma Rabbit thongs for cisgendered men, will prove to be more successful.


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Blogger David of One March 03, 2013 1:24 PM  

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Anonymous stg58/Animal Mother March 03, 2013 1:42 PM  

Awesome.

Let's fund rape Scalzi.

Anonymous MendoScot March 03, 2013 1:47 PM  

Frustratingly, Keep Calm and Rape On no longer generates a hit on Amazon, although KCRopeO (perhaps bondage wear for the aspiring rapist?) generates an interesting top link: Trainspotting's Irvine Welsh's collection of short stories.

I think that I may have uncovered the secret fraternity of Roping White Slavers.

Anonymous DazedConfused March 03, 2013 1:50 PM  

I'm kind of new here...so this "McRapey" business, t-shirts n' all, and that pink, seedy bunny are all very bizarre to me. How did this feud originate?

(PS: Please cut it out with the rabbit. It's starting to haunt my dreams.)

Anonymous Unending Improvement March 03, 2013 1:52 PM  

I know Scalzi is your favorite topic, but I found something even better to exploit.

Paula Broadwell praises Petraeus's 'wonderful marriage'

Anonymous Unending Improvement March 03, 2013 1:52 PM  

Crap, lost the link.

Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF96KtSYQAs

Anonymous Josh March 03, 2013 1:53 PM  

(PS: Please cut it out with the rabbit. It's starting to haunt my dreams.)

You are Donnie Darko?

Anonymous stg58/Animal Mother March 03, 2013 2:01 PM  

Much to my chagrin, MendoScot, "AIDS: Kills Fags Dead" doesn't show up om Amazo either.

Blogger IM2L844 March 03, 2013 2:11 PM  

How did this feud originate?

Only the rabbits think it's a feud. We just enjoy choreographing their dances and poking them with sticks.

Anonymous James May March 03, 2013 2:18 PM  

The feud started with the 1956 publication of "Howl" by McRapey's literary boo-hammer uncle, the elder McKids Rapey, Allen Ginsberg.

Blogger David March 03, 2013 2:18 PM  

God, cisgendered....how I hate that word

Blogger redlegben March 03, 2013 2:19 PM  

I have proof that cats are not all bad. My killer cat in training killed a bunny this weekend and brought it home for us to share in his triumph. It's not the cat; it's what you do with the cat.

Blogger Giraffe March 03, 2013 3:01 PM  

It's not the cat; it's what you do with the cat.

Agreed. Best thing is target practice.

Anonymous Mohammed Chang March 03, 2013 3:08 PM  

Vox, on an unrelated matter...

I remember you wrote you were an Arsenal fan? How about that North London Derby this morning. I heard there was an awkward moment after the match in Spurs' changing room as Jan Vertonghen accidentally sat down on something, not realizing he still had Oliver Giroud in his pocket.

Sing it with me...

We want you to stay,
We want you to stay,
Arsne Wenger...
We want you to stay!

Anonymous Idle Spectator March 03, 2013 4:09 PM  

God, cisgendered....how I hate that word

You cisophobe.

Blogger LP 999/Eliza March 03, 2013 4:32 PM  

Mc-sca-RaRa-ra-ra-bad-bromance.

Carry on and its time to purchase some shirts!

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein March 03, 2013 4:35 PM  

It's not the cat; it's what you do with the cat.


"The only good cat is a stir-fried cat."
-- Alf

Blogger Doorstop March 03, 2013 5:03 PM  

This comedic gold reminds me of the show Arrested Development- those who started watching at the beginning most appreciate how the humor developed. That "Keep Calm and Rape On" t-shirt might be the apex so far...I certainly LOL'd

Anonymous jack March 03, 2013 5:18 PM  

This whole thing that Scalzi is doing with his site convinces me, more than ever, that the PTB are using psychotronic weapons on people; probably as testing for the BIG ONE to come.
Surely even someone like this Scalzi dude can't be that abnormal.
Can he....?

Anonymous rycamor March 03, 2013 6:25 PM  

Came here for the T-shirt...

Stayed for the gibbering howls of alpha rage.

Anonymous Ernie March 03, 2013 7:13 PM  

God is the only Alpha. You alleged "alphas" are trying to take God's place, and for that you should be deeply ashamed of yourselves.

Anonymous Ernie March 03, 2013 7:16 PM  

But it makes sense, though, that you all would think this way. You lot are libertarians, and a libertarian is nothing but an absolute monarch with a very small kingdom.

Anonymous Ridip March 03, 2013 7:33 PM  

Ernie, go back to Burt.

Anonymous Josh March 03, 2013 7:45 PM  

God is the only Alpha. You alleged "alphas" are trying to take God's place, and for that you should be deeply ashamed of yourselves.

No one's trying to take God's place.

Blogger El Borak March 03, 2013 8:24 PM  

VD: Well, at least she didn't die:

"FLORHAM PARK, N.J. -- Lauren Silberman's bid to make the NFL consisted of two kickoffs totaling 30 yards, an aggravation of a quadriceps injury she said she initially suffered in training last week and a whole lot of wondering whether the entire thing was a promotional sham."

Blogger Markku March 03, 2013 8:31 PM  

Ernie: That's equivocation. One is the Alpha of the universe, and the other is alpha of the human equivalent of a pack.

Blogger Log March 03, 2013 8:52 PM  

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Anonymous rycamor March 03, 2013 10:10 PM  

...and Ernie chimes in for the most laughable attempt at a remonstrance yet.

Notice whence cometh the gibbering, every time?

Anonymous Heh March 03, 2013 10:44 PM  

"FLORHAM PARK, N.J. -- Lauren Silberman's bid to make the NFL consisted of two kickoffs totaling 30 yards, an aggravation of a quadriceps injury she said she initially suffered in training last week and a whole lot of wondering whether the entire thing was a promotional sham."

Give her the Shannon Faulkner Award!

(Made a big deal about joining an all-male institution to show that Grrrrls Can Do It... then quit immediately when she couldn't hack it.)

Anonymous Heh March 03, 2013 10:47 PM  

19 February 1945: 30,000 Marines storm ashore at Iwo Jima... then run back into the boats complaining of "aggravated quadriceps injuries".

Anonymous Matthew March 03, 2013 11:02 PM  

When you receive a response from Markku, and the response is a link to Wikipedia, it's time to be ashamed.

Blogger mmaier2112 March 03, 2013 11:17 PM  

"No one's trying to take God's place."

Unlike liberal tards, some of us know that's not even remotely possible.

In the meantime, keep right on blowing Your Mocha Massasiah.

Anonymous Anonymous March 03, 2013 11:30 PM  

"I have proof that cats are not all bad. My killer cat in training killed a bunny this weekend and brought it home for us to share in his triumph. It's not the cat; it's what you do with the cat."

Black cat, yellow cat, white cat, any cat that catches mice is a good cat...

Anonymous Susan March 04, 2013 12:05 AM  

"This is what a rapist looks like"

Rapists look like purple rabbits?? Love the eyes though. Reminds me of the Shrek version of Puss 'n Boots when he is trying the sad eyes trick.

Blogger Markku March 04, 2013 8:32 PM  

Rapists look like purple rabbits??

Pedobear looks cute and fluffy too.

You just never know.

Blogger Phoenician March 05, 2013 3:59 PM  

I'm kind of new here...so this "McRapey" business, t-shirts n' all, and that pink, seedy bunny are all very bizarre to me. How did this feud originate?

This blog is run by someone widely regarded as a dipshit. Said Dipshit is obsessively jealous of John Scalzi, a man far more successful than he can ever be. As part of this obsession, said Dipshit started calling Sclazi "McRapey", deliberately pretending not to get the point of a satirical post Scalzi did opposing some legislation. And he keeps calling him McRapey because he's too juvenile to think up anything else.

Yes, this is a dickheaded move. Dipshit is a dickhead.

Dipshit's schtick, for which he is generally laughed at by all but the mouthbreathers who are regulars on his blog, is to mix misogynist PUA crap with evo-psych rubbish. As part of this, and as an ego defense against the knowledge that he's regarded as a joke far and wide, he labels people who don't buy into his screaming madness as "gammas".

Scalzi took the idea and ran with it to lead a charity drive. Try googling "RSHD" and "Scalzi" to get more.

The bottom line is that Scalzi doesn't give a shit about Dipshit, which is why he's treated as a joke. Dipshit is obsessed with Scalzi and tries to annoy him with the term "McRapey", because Dipshit is a sad little fuck.

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