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Thursday, March 28, 2013

This is what a McRabbit looks like

Oh hellz yes indeed!  When I wondered what sort of individual would, of its own free will, elect to sport McRapewear, this is precisely the sort of ab-gendered creature I imagined.  Notice that it is not only delighted with its XXXL purchase, into which it should just barely be able to squeeze its slugsome physique, but it also intends to share this fine apparel with its "hubby". Zexxxy!

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132 Comments:

Anonymous Man Boobs March 28, 2013 6:03 AM  

Nuff said.

Anonymous zen0 March 28, 2013 6:08 AM  

We now have visual evidence of the cumulative effect of the rampant spread of STD's in Amerika.

Anonymous Peter Garstig March 28, 2013 6:18 AM  

I'm sure he's nice.

Anonymous daddynichol March 28, 2013 6:36 AM  

It's now 5:35 am central time. Now that I've seen this, my entire day is already shot to hell.

Anonymous Rantor March 28, 2013 6:39 AM  

@daddynichol

so I am better off having slept longer and seeing this at 6:38? I guess I'll take whatever edge I can get...

Anonymous Rantor March 28, 2013 6:40 AM  

It seems to me that this is akin to voluntarily affixing a pink triangle to ones clothing.

Anonymous James May March 28, 2013 7:01 AM  

Zex Harazz, the Identity Bunny.

Next they need one for Aunt Jemisin, the Racist-Hunter.

And Peenuz, the Anti-Drone Seeking Child-Saver.

BanHammer, the Near-Rape-Culture Text-Deleter.

MuzzyNation, the Anti-Crusader.

Aurora the Survivor-Accounter

Nobalz, the Trigger-Warning Empath

They would all make fine cartoon shows. Especially if they put them together in a Wacky Races/Social Justice League of America.

"Avengers Azzemble!"

I can see them swooping down and putting an end to the mildly flirtatious harassment-fest called the Mark Zuckerman interview, which made Valerie Aurora's "Timeline of Incidents."

My favorite most terrible sexual harassment story from an Aurora interview is this:

"I give talks, organize and spend a lot of time in conference booths, I frequently have to deal with conference attendees ignoring me and asking questions of male colleagues standing next to me because they think that I am non-technical."

Hahahah. Where were the frickin' police on that one? Has society collapsed?

Blogger Nate March 28, 2013 7:08 AM  

epic.

Love the pink glasses.

Anonymous Houston March 28, 2013 7:12 AM  

It's Governor Kolp! http://planetoftheapes.wikia.com/wiki/Kolp

Blogger LP 999/Eliza March 28, 2013 7:16 AM  

Aww, super cute!!

Blogger mmaier2112 March 28, 2013 7:19 AM  

wait... IS that a chick?

Blogger Aviator4 March 28, 2013 7:32 AM  

He looks like 225 lbs of doughnut oil. The Elton John glasses are a nice touch, however; it will match the pink bunny rabbit perfectly.

Anonymous trk March 28, 2013 7:32 AM  

vox...how are you coping with all this public shaming? the rabbits are clearly winning...stay stong bro

Anonymous Jeigh Di March 28, 2013 7:38 AM  

If so, "she" needs to see an endocrinologist PDQ. I bet it also wears aloha shirts with bermuda shorts and sandals.

Blogger tz March 28, 2013 7:55 AM  

I just got up, and this is the second best LOL in my morning reading. #1:

http://redpillwifery.wordpress.com/2013/03/28/im-a-strong-independaohmygodkillit

Note he is not actually wearing the T-Shirt, merely proud it arrived. But he has GR's physique. Some purple paint and floppy ears... They haven't yet 'struck the pose' but I suspect that will happen soon.

Anonymous DrTorch March 28, 2013 7:58 AM  

I wonder if she promised him sex if he posed for this.

Anonymous Steve Canyon March 28, 2013 8:07 AM  

"He looks like a deranged bunny".

-Darren McGavin in "A Christmas Story"

Anonymous Koanic March 28, 2013 8:22 AM  

This has gone too far. It's time we apologized to the noble Lagomorphidae. The most ignoble creature is man.

Anonymous castricv March 28, 2013 8:29 AM  

Actually VD, the "hubby" part is because this creature's wife was posting. But it is even more scary when you see her...

Go to the twitter account and click on the pictures. It's like 3 or 4 in. Scary as hell and just what was expected...

https://twitter.com/kjolson66#

Anonymous buzzcut March 28, 2013 8:34 AM  

Aviator4 March 28, 2013 7:32 AM

He looks like 225 lbs of doughnut oil.

/\/\
Winner.

Anonymous paradox March 28, 2013 8:40 AM  

Thanks for the motivational poster Vox. This really helps my current weight loss goal.

Anonymous VD March 28, 2013 8:41 AM  

Actually VD, the "hubby" part is because this creature's wife was posting. But it is even more scary when you see her...

No, I'm quite sure you must be mistaken. You just don't understand the beauty of ab-genderment.

Anonymous castricv March 28, 2013 8:45 AM  

VD-----
"Me ---- "Actually VD, the "hubby" part is because this creature's wife was posting. But it is even more scary when you see her...

No, I'm quite sure you must be mistaken. You just don't understand the beauty of ab-genderment.""


Lol. Perhaps I'm just not up to speed on the term. She does look a bit more Mannish Medusa than he does.

Anonymous Lulabelle March 28, 2013 8:45 AM  

Barf

Anonymous OCS March 28, 2013 8:47 AM  

The shirt's black so he better not wear that when the sun's out lest he start sweating margarine.

Anonymous DrTorch March 28, 2013 8:47 AM  

News flash, April 4 is topless Jihad day

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/hooray-april-4th-is-topless-jihad-day/

Anonymous Lulabelle March 28, 2013 8:47 AM  

Here's the wife's twitter description:


Teacher, grad student, cat freak, Birks lover, Twins fan, unabashed Liberal. Trusts laughter, irony, ice cream & topography. Traveler of doctors & hospitals.

Minnesota, east-central.

Anonymous Salt March 28, 2013 8:48 AM  

That is not an image one should see, especially while drinking coffee.

Anonymous castricv March 28, 2013 8:55 AM  

I didn't know Kevin Smith was a McRapeyista

Anonymous RINO March 28, 2013 9:01 AM  

Oh my god.

Anonymous Vidad March 28, 2013 9:07 AM  

So sad.

Anonymous James May March 28, 2013 9:09 AM  

Apparently, when I wasn't looking, Minnesota became the intellectual and social equivalent of "The Road." It's probably lost. Perhaps a zombie invasion could cauterize the wound.

And people wonder why SF writers write dystopian novels. All you have to do is copy their Twitter feed, add a plot and you have a nightmare H.G. Wells might have written. The next "Stand On Zanzibar" could mostly be a matter of copy and paste.

Considering such people trust irony, they seem to have little trouble supporting the KKK when it simply puts on a red nose, or some eyebrow ridges that turn an actor into an "alien" on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Anonymous rubbermallet March 28, 2013 9:15 AM  

shouldn't he be busy writing winds of winter and no buying tshirts?

Anonymous scoobius dubious March 28, 2013 9:30 AM  

No wonder people convert to Islam.

Anonymous Lulabelle March 28, 2013 9:31 AM  

OT - where has Josh been? I haven't seen him post for awhile (or maybe I just missed it).

Anonymous RINO March 28, 2013 9:37 AM  

Now that the shock has worn off ... I would prescribe a full shave, head to toe spraying of disinfectant, and 1 hour of high intensity cardio every day for six months.

Anonymous scoobius dubious March 28, 2013 9:41 AM  

I met 'er in a bar down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola,
C-O-L-A, cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance,
I asked her 'er name, and in a dark brown voice she said Lola:
L-O-L-A Lola.
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine,
Oh my Lola, lalalala Lola.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man,
Oh my Lola.
Lalalalalala Lola.

Anonymous Susan March 28, 2013 9:43 AM  

I was just wondering the same thing Lulabelle. This will probably amuse him greatly that he was noticed missing.

Anonymous Godfrey March 28, 2013 9:43 AM  

If one wanted to summarize the decline and fall of Western civilization in just one picture... this would be it. The fall of western civilization isn’t a tragedy, it is comedy.

Anonymous patrick kelly March 28, 2013 9:44 AM  

Nate, please do an ATF post to counter balance all this looney vibrancy.

Anonymous AmyJ March 28, 2013 9:45 AM  

It just blows my mind that this was done on purpose and with a certain amount of glee. I just don't get why a man would revel in his gamma-tude. I'm slightly embarrassed for him.

Anonymous Wendy March 28, 2013 9:46 AM  

OT - where has Josh been? I haven't seen him post for awhile (or maybe I just missed it).

Honeymoon...

You should see what the ilk are doing to his wall on Facebook.

Anonymous Wendy March 28, 2013 9:47 AM  

Traveler of doctors & hospitals.

Diabetes?

Anonymous Krul March 28, 2013 9:58 AM  

Another victory in the "War of Perception"(tm).

Whose victory? You be the judge.

Anonymous Razoraid March 28, 2013 10:03 AM  

The "doughy-sexy"!

Anonymous The other skeptic March 28, 2013 10:16 AM  

It just blows my mind that this was done on purpose and with a certain amount of glee. I just don't get why a man would revel in his gamma-tude. I'm slightly embarrassed for him.

Well, he's not really a man is he? All that fat produces lots of estrogen. Probably had his dongle snatched as well.

Anonymous dh March 28, 2013 10:20 AM  

His cover photos and photos from his website really are taken in the most flattering light. He's like an overfilled jelly doughnut when seen in the cold glare of reality.

Anonymous 43rd Virginia Calalry March 28, 2013 10:23 AM  

Just when I needed a laugh!

Blogger Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus March 28, 2013 10:24 AM  

Makin' money off the freakshow!

Blogger The Aardvark March 28, 2013 10:38 AM  

Must find a DVD of "Night of the Lepus".

Anonymous Claymore March 28, 2013 10:41 AM  

The very latest in robospanker wear.

Anonymous MendoScot March 28, 2013 10:47 AM  

Delicious. He even has a "Public Shaming" section for outing homophobes and rape-excusers.

Anonymous James May March 28, 2013 10:58 AM  

Glad they're into public shaming. I'm just about done with my essay about the SFWA and SF community's new racists. It's a follow up to the piece about Scalzi's white privilege monkey.

It's only 19,000 words long. Hahahahahah.

Anonymous Vidad March 28, 2013 11:17 AM  

"It's only 19,000 words long. Hahahahahah."

And it's the same sentence... again and again:

"All squick and no squee makes John a dull boy"

Anonymous Anonymous March 28, 2013 11:27 AM  

Lol. Thanks Wendy.
Lulabelle

Blogger IM2L844 March 28, 2013 11:28 AM  

I just don't get why a man would revel in his gamma-tude.

I bet he, like Scalzi, simply adores Windows 8 (made by women for women...and effeminate men),

Anonymous JartStar March 28, 2013 11:43 AM  

I bet he, like Scalzi, simply adores Windows 8 (made by women for women...and effeminate men),

I disagree, it was made for kids. Microsoft like GM realizes it has lost a generation and a half (a mix of Gen-X and Gen-Y) of buyers to iOS and is now going after kids through teens. The really young have no concept of the "M$" days and unsavory business practices.

GM did the same thing as they realized that no amount of marketing was going to reach Gen-X as we all got hand-me-down American cars from the 80s and early 90s which were complete garbage. It soured Gen-X so badly on American cars the generation has mostly sworn them off. GM mostly markets to the old and the young, not the 33-47 market.

So everyone 35+ which is ticked about Windows 8, MS doesn't care as you will still have to use it at work and the kids like it.

Anonymous Jack Amok March 28, 2013 11:44 AM  

Actually VD, the "hubby" part is because this creature's wife was posting. But it is even more scary when you see her...

No kidding. After looking at her photo, as unbelievable as it may seem, I've got to say he could do better.

Even wearing the shirt...

Anonymous Daniel March 28, 2013 11:46 AM  

Oh man. I think this means that Donnie Darko dodged the jet engine again. We're doomed.

Anonymous Lesbian Dorito Night March 28, 2013 11:51 AM  

The "Hubby" better shave the pictured "wife" a little closer before the goodnight kiss.

"Additionally, I kinda rock as a woman" @kjolson66

/me runs for eyebleach

Anonymous TJ March 28, 2013 11:53 AM  

Is that Chasity Bono in that picture or a natural born "man"?

Anonymous Zartan March 28, 2013 11:57 AM  

OT:

Freedom rankings of these 50 states.

34/50 Minnesota

Blogger IM2L844 March 28, 2013 11:59 AM  

I disagree, it was made for kids.

Yeah, brainwashed kids in an ever increasingly feminized society. Come on, 2 women led the team and the focus of window 8 is SHOPPING, for goodness sake. I'm in the middle of my first encounter with it (setting up my wife's PC for her) and I hate it. The logic behind it is clearly xx chromosome based.

Blogger ajw308 March 28, 2013 12:10 PM  

You should see what the ilk are doing to his wall on Facebook.

First time in years I've missed having a FB account...

Congrats Josh

Anonymous FP March 28, 2013 12:13 PM  

Thanks scoobius, the velour fog's version of Lola is now stuck in my head.


Anonymous Dan in Tx March 28, 2013 12:45 PM  

From a "better than anything you might get in college" economics discussion to this. This folks, THIS is why VP is one of the first places I stop every day!

Anonymous Porky March 28, 2013 1:05 PM  

From the rabbit, to the covey of quail and other game birds in his living room, along with the well worn shooting stick leaning against the DVD rack I can only conclude that he is an experienced hunter and outdoorsman. I'll bet he's a badass with a .410

Anonymous daddynichol March 28, 2013 1:07 PM  

"Traveler of doctors & hospitals.

Diabetes?"

My money is on sex change operations. From ugly to butt ugly.

Anonymous Jack Amok March 28, 2013 1:10 PM  

GM did the same thing as they realized that no amount of marketing was going to reach Gen-X as we all got hand-me-down American cars from the 80s and early 90s which were complete garbage

Granted I'm one of the older Gen-Xers, but my first car was a hand-me-down 1972 Chevelle SS. That care would make a positive impression on any motorhead.

Regarding Windows 8, the real source of the mess was the VP who headed the Windows Division, who has since been fired (not for hatching the catastrophe of Win8, but for butting heads with Ballmer, which I suppose is proof that just because there are two sides to an argument doesn't mean one of them is right). Anyway, Sinofsky ran Office before Windows, and has never shown any sort of appreciation for previous accomplishments, he was always perfectly happy to tear down the old to replace it with the new, regardless of how good the new was.

He was utterly clueless about what an operating system was, and had no respect for what Windows was when he took over (it was a flawed but exceptionally useful product). Is it any wonder he kept the flaws but gutted the usefulness?

Some free advice to CEOs when choosing the new guy to be in charge of a product that has 90% market share. Don't pick the guy who gives you the most exciting answers about what he's going to change, pick the guy who gives you the most intelligent answers about what he's going to keep.

Anonymous Azimus March 28, 2013 1:13 PM  

Such a waste... a living self-parody. I feel nothing but sympathy for this poor, pathetic slob.

Anonymous buzzcut March 28, 2013 1:13 PM  

... It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

I tried to think of the most harmless thing... something that could never destroy us... something I loved from my childhood.

The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man! He was on all the packages we used to buy when I was a kid. We used to roast Stay-Puft marshmallows at Camp Waconda!

Anonymous GreyS March 28, 2013 1:29 PM  

This is merely Step One in a clear victory for Scalzi Nation. If it wears the shirt in public and, say, it poses for a twit-pic in front of a gun shop (while making a serious face) or at a women's clinic (while making a tear-filled joyous face) then.. ah.. I don't even want to think about what a burn for VD that will be.

Blogger ray March 28, 2013 1:49 PM  

bingo, this guy has the Visage of the Dweeb, doesnt need any shirt to confirm it either

. . . that grinning, fawning, supplicating countenance of Please oh Please Like Me, I'll Do Anything oh Won't Someone Like Me?

it's pointing to its beard, apparently to cue viewers that it is (technically) male

it isn't an actual MAN, tho -- but looks quite like the thousands of other Its that i've encountered in amerikan workplaces, amerikan campuses, shit theyre everywhere, many "raised" by single mothers

this is v much a portrait of the masculinity-free, soul-less Groveller that the United Sisterhood has made of its male citizenry

and yup they are legion

Anonymous cherub's revenge March 28, 2013 2:20 PM  

I saw this butterball goon's face and instantly got the urge to look up the Official Table of Drops chart.

We've gotten so fat as a country they didn't even go up as high in weight as this fat ass with the table published 100 years ago.

Anonymous FUBAR Nation Ben March 28, 2013 2:45 PM  

Vox, you're mean and hate kids. Whabbits are cute.

Can't you see that he just wants to be your friend?

Anonymous JartStar March 28, 2013 3:11 PM  

Yeah, brainwashed kids in an ever increasingly feminized society....

Are you in IT, engineering, or other highly technical field?

How a technical person likes a user interface is essentially a worthless opinion, what counts is the user and no matter how silly the request seems it's what they want. Hence the success of the iPhone.

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 3:16 PM  

One thing is for certain, those of you mocking this fella for the way he looks probably won't be posting pictures of yourself here, knowing that your compatriots are likely to act like infants in a school yard, point fingers at you and point out that (in all likelihood) you are all sitting in your mom's basement, in sweats, and masterbating to pictures of the boy down the street you took photos of.

That is, after all, the likely scenario for folks that post pictures of others and mock them.

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 3:19 PM  

"Yeah, brainwashed kids in an ever increasingly feminized society."

I'm curious, what would a "masculinized" American society look like to you?

Anonymous VD March 28, 2013 3:22 PM  

That is, after all, the likely scenario for folks that post pictures of others and mock them.

Really? First, I'm the only one who posted the picture and mocked it. Second, the picture was sent directly to me on Twitter by the person who took the picture; they obviously wanted me to pay attention to it. Why are you whining about it when they aren't?

My picture is on my books and on my Amazon author page. Feel free to mock it if you wish.

Anonymous Ba-Dump Bum March 28, 2013 3:27 PM  

"I'm curious, what would a "masculinized" American society look like to you?"

1956.

Anonymous BrentG March 28, 2013 3:28 PM  

I've never twittered before, but OH MY GOD. How do you get so many fucked up people in one little area? If not for government employment programs these morons would starve to death.

I just lost an hour looking at the train wreck. The best one (there are so many qualifiers) was the ugly feminist who loves birth control.

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 3:47 PM  

"Really?"

Yes. Really.


"Feel free to mock it if you wish."

We'll leave that to the 12 year-olds.

Anonymous Daniel March 28, 2013 3:52 PM  

Are you victimized?

Anonymous Sigyn March 28, 2013 3:53 PM  

Hi, A. Man! You still owe me answers to two questions back here:

1. What do you mean by "Christian armageddon"?

2. Why do you object to tax-exempt status for religious and charitable organizations?

I'm assuming we should continue the conversation there. Rule 2, buddy, and let's skip the poop jokes this time.

Anonymous Molon Rouge March 28, 2013 4:13 PM  

No one of sound mind would wear rabbit wear and have a "husband"?

Sighs, the country is becoming one giant sinkhole. That and 110K STDs.

Anonymous Sigyn March 28, 2013 4:15 PM  

"Molon Rouge" = Blush and take it?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Anonymous Ferd March 28, 2013 4:16 PM  

"It seems to me that this is akin to voluntarily affixing a pink triangle to ones clothing."

And, applique a small target in the middle of said triangle!

Anonymous James May March 28, 2013 4:25 PM  

It does not follow that being against a feminized society means one wants the opposite. It is a matter of politicizing gender and identity in the first place in a way that transfers morality itself onto identity.

Why liberals who are so against the idea of negative feminine stereotypes that kept women from voting but not against positive stereotypes is beyond me.

Each violates a single principle. That principle is that, in the larger social arena, gender conveys morality. One cannot worship feminine society in such a manner without stipulating the opposite is lacking. In the end, in social terms, it is just as stupid to ask a woman to stand in ditch because she is a woman, as to ask her to stand on a pedestal.

That's because one is then agreeing to speak a language without a true moral compass, only an identity, that could be used against and turn on women in a heartbeat. "Different" never means equal in real terms. It is either better or worse. Best to abide by a social compact that asserts tolerance for each view and does not mainstream bigotry for either view. Bigotry as "normal" as mainstream is dangerous.

Individuals will see this as they will, and need no pressure to morally conform to a politicized view of people who are after all human beings. If one is "wise" because one is "latina," then it follows one can be a moron by virtue of the same ethnicity. It is not an argument one can have only one way.

The amount of demonization currently happening among crazy feminists like Valerie Aurora regarding tech conferences is a stupe and bigot-fest that will set precedents that will come back to haunt them.

Anonymous scoobius dubious March 28, 2013 4:25 PM  

"Molon Rouge" = Blush and take it?"

I believe it'd be more like, "Coming, blush."

That works too.


Anonymous Jack Amok March 28, 2013 4:32 PM  

m curious, what would a "masculinized" American society look like to you?

Well, if you want some pictures:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ugafWbcW5vs/TdshdJgnQQI/AAAAAAAAJaA/wzvJlnl0bDc/s1600/October_Sky_19239_Medium.jpg

http://www.plagesdu6juin1944.com/medias/images/band-of-brothers.jpg

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/1947-1955-chevrolet-trucks-1950.jpg

Anonymous Huckleberry - est.1977 March 28, 2013 4:36 PM  

My, my, my said the Flubber to the Pie...

Anonymous Sigyn March 28, 2013 4:47 PM  

Oh wow, October Sky! That movie is awesome. I'm going to make His Lordship watch it with me.

Anonymous Loki of Asgard March 28, 2013 4:53 PM  

"Make"?

You have an interesting idea of your persuasive powers, wench.

Anonymous Jack Amok March 28, 2013 4:57 PM  

It's been a while since I watched October Sky, but it's interesting - there are very few unsympathetic characters. It's a move where conflict arose because of people's strengths, not their weaknesses.

Anonymous AWOL March 28, 2013 5:03 PM  

This guy looks like the kind of dweeb who would love Vox's hackneyed writing. I'm sure that he would have no trouble putting himself into A Magic Broken - "Ooh, let's save the sexy elf girl before she's ravished by the bad men, with lot's of blood and guts, but no erotic details to remind me of the women that frighten me so much, it's juth perfect for a gamma like me".

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 5:05 PM  

"I'm assuming we should continue the conversation there. Rule 2, buddy, and let's skip the poop jokes this time."

It wasn't a joke.

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 5:08 PM  

"m curious, what would a "masculinized" American society look like to you?

Well, if you want some pictures:"

We've got big old trucks today. We have bands of men fighting wars today.

And there are tons of kids that like rockets and blowing stuff up.

So, you were saying?? Or Trying to say?

Anonymous Loki of Asgard March 28, 2013 5:10 PM  

It wasn't a joke.

Now, Sigyn, how many times must I tell you? It isn't fair to make light of other people's fetishes, no matter how...unsanitary they might be.

Anonymous VD March 28, 2013 5:15 PM  

Yes. Really.

Sorry, my dear lambda. You're doughy-sexy dreams will sadly remain mere fantasies.

Anonymous Sigyn March 28, 2013 5:17 PM  

Oh, right. Sorry, A. Manure.

Anyway, do you plan on dropping in on the other thread anymore?

Anonymous *THE* Man March 28, 2013 5:18 PM  

1. A. Man? Your logic is weak by even sophomoric teen standards.
2. Shut up Tad.























3. No, I don't need to clarify the above 2 points.

Anonymous Jack Amok March 28, 2013 5:26 PM  

So, you were saying?? Or Trying to say?

That you're a moron who doesn't know masculinity when you're staring at it.

Here's a hint dipstick - those pictures represent things. Things you don't even see. Things that even a woman like Sigyn can recognize, but A. Neuter can't.

And that, my friends, is the sad state of the Gamma - even a woman knows more about being a man than he does.

Blogger ray March 28, 2013 5:35 PM  

i'll bet he's got a FINE pair of bitchtits on him tho!

doubtless, more attractive bitchtits that seig heil sigyn, whose flabby tabs long ago receded into her body (probly outta shame at being attached to her)

Bob had bitchtits too, but at least Bob recognized he actually HAD been turned into a bitch, and tried to become what he was created to be

this guy looks exactly like my cousin, thinks like him too, their wives are more manly than theyll ever be, and they think being proud of that is a sign of.... their confident and elevated masculinity

lol

pls wake me when this place is over

Anonymous Loki of Asgard March 28, 2013 5:45 PM  

Hallo again, ray. I see your interest in my wife's breasts has finally helped you overcome your fear of random women you shall never meet.

I should be upset, but I understand. Being bottle-fed in infancy does lead to certain obsessions.

Anonymous kh123 March 28, 2013 5:46 PM  

"And there are tons of kids that like rockets and blowing stuff up."

So you're anti-science and anti-education then.

Anonymous CynicAle March 28, 2013 5:52 PM  

Wherein Ray gives a perfect example of a Gamma-male, bordering on Female, "comeback"

Attacks a woman when he has no logical or empirical ground to stand on? Check.
Assumptions not in evidence? Check. (No, I have never seen pictures of Sigyn, but assume she has a set of mammary glands)
References a movie about being Gay? Check. ^1
Takes personal offense? Check.
Contradicts own argument? Check. "wives are more manly than theyll [sic] ever be"
Using lol as an adolescent attempt at deflecting the arugment? Check.
Wishing that the world was different than it is? Check.

1. "Consider the very first scene of the book, wherein one man is thrusting a hard cylindrical object into another man’s mouth:

"That old saying, how you always kill the one you love, well, look, it works both ways. With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels. . . . Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I’m wondering how clean this gun is.""

Anonymous Loki of Asgard March 28, 2013 5:59 PM  

No, I have never seen pictures of Sigyn, but assume she has a set of mammary glands

I have investigated the matter thoroughly and often, and I assure you that she was issued a complete set of female apparatus.

Anonymous Sigyn March 28, 2013 6:02 PM  

Help, help, I'm being objectified!

OpenID whoresoftheinternet March 28, 2013 6:05 PM  

I just threw up a little...in my mouth.

Blogger JDC March 28, 2013 6:08 PM  

Come see the violence inherent in the gamma's system! Help, help I'm being mcraped!

Anonymous Zartan March 28, 2013 6:19 PM  

This. is. a. man.

Bitten by a snake, he uses the snake's skin as tourniquet.

He grabbed the snake and bit the head off. He skinned it and used the skin as a tourniquet to keep the venom from spreading...

Blogger ray March 28, 2013 6:54 PM  

Hallo again, ray


hi there, loki

your name at least shows minimal self-awareness (not to mention delusions of grandeur)

you and the wife sound perfectly healthy psychologically to me!

how do you get her flapdoodles to pop-out again? industrial suction with a rent-a-vac?

Blogger tz March 28, 2013 6:58 PM  

On Twitter I already commented on Vox's Twitter avatar looking like an asexual Borg. Even the eyebrow ridges are undefined given the makeup or overlay (you can tell male from female skulls fairly easily). The ambiguity is nothing like Gamma Rabbit though. Gender is disjoint from such. That is why they are called secondary sexual characteristics.

The person in the post's pic has hair follicles which have been getting sufficient testosterone from whatever source. Probably exhausting the limited supply. But realize that is not sufficient, it wants more ambiguity.

As to why someone has to glorify their evil, the alternative is to admit it. As I posted earlier on the analysis of "Gamma Rabbit as demonic icon", it is like abortion, where you are going to feel guilt over murder at your core and in anything but a destroyed conscience, so you have to turn the internal hamster into a god, worshiping not merely the rationalization, but the actual denial. Similarly, the pusillanimity (and to those outside the warren, the just plain demonic creepiness) of Gamma Rabbit is not something which can be merely tolerated. You either recognize it for the primordial evil it is, or you bow down and worship it as an idol.

From its media collection, you can see the hamster: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BC9Tfw5CMAA_mDV.png
"... Trusts laughter, irony, ice cream & topography. Traveler of doctors & hospitals.". Methinks the trust of ice cream causes him to be a traveler of docs and ERs.

Actually he needs a Glambda Rabbit t-shirt. (I have enough trouble with Game definitions, my mind simply cannot conceive of who or what "Hubby" might be, I cannot even assume it is human or real).

Well, maybe if they overturn DOMA, single people can marry themselves and claim themselves as dependents.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein March 28, 2013 6:59 PM  

Coral Snake Pro Tip:

Remember:

"Red and yellow--kills a fellow. Red and black -- venom lack."

You don't want to go all G. Gordon Liddy over a scarlet kingsnake bite.

Blogger mmaier2112 March 28, 2013 7:30 PM  

Dude BIT A SNAKE'S HEAD OFF. That's rather badass and I don't care that the story is 17 years old.

Anonymous Loki of Asgard March 28, 2013 8:08 PM  

hi there, loki

Oh, excellent. He wants to play.

your name at least shows minimal self-awareness (not to mention delusions of grandeur)

Now, see, your use of parentheses proves that you know what a shift key is. I must therefore assume that you wish everyone to think you the mumbling, insecure worm you demonstrate to be with your every comment.

you and the wife sound perfectly healthy psychologically to me!

No. No fears of shadowy organisations of The Hateful coming to take away all our belongings. No rants about how everyone in the world intends to make slaves of us. No grandiose notions of pronouncing eternal judgment on someone for the capital crime of disagreeing with us.

No, compared to you, we are in terrible, terrible shape. Please help us. We deeply wish to attain your levels of enlightenment and stability.

how do you get her flapdoodles to pop-out again? industrial suction with a rent-a-vac?

Flapdoodle. Now there's a word I've not seen in a long time. I suppose I ought not be surprised, as most of what you say is, essentially, flapdoodle.

Nonetheless, I am afraid I shan't tell you what precisely I do with my wife's breasts. You are far, far too interested, and I should hate to feed your...peculiar ailments.

Anonymous Sigyn March 28, 2013 8:09 PM  

My lord, I thought you said not to make light of other people's fetishes.

Anonymous James May March 28, 2013 8:20 PM  

It's Valerie Aurora - arch-feminist. Funny joke.

http://valhenson.livejournal.com/

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 8:50 PM  

"Sorry, my dear lambda. You're doughy-sexy dreams will sadly remain mere fantasies."

Yep, he's 12 years old.

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 8:56 PM  

"So, you were saying?? Or Trying to say?

That you're a moron who doesn't know masculinity when you're staring at it.

Here's a hint dipstick - those pictures represent things."

No, here's a hint — You people mistake according women the same civil rights as men, treating women with respect rather than as tools, and encouraging women to aggressively pursue their personal goals just like men equals a "feminized" society. It's about a absurd a labeling scheme as you could come up with and indicates one single thing: Guys who just can't summon the grace and courage to recognize that women aren't your tools and are sometimes, like other men, your better.

Anonymous Sigyn March 28, 2013 9:28 PM  

Guys who just can't summon the grace and courage to recognize that women aren't your tools and are sometimes, like other men, your better.

Say, wasn't there a neuro study out there that showed that the same parts of the male brain light up when looking at tools (no dirty joke here) and looking at sexy women?

So if we're talking about men who look at women and don't have the "tool" reaction...

Gay supremacy? Between his obsessions with getting rid of that nasty judgmental Christianity, bowel movements, and now this whole "men aren't defined by being masculine", it explains everything about A. Man.

Including why he runs like a whiny little girl instead of discussing things straight on, and I'm still waiting for those answers.

This feels familiar somehow.

Anonymous A. Man March 28, 2013 10:30 PM  

"Including why he runs like a whiny little girl instead of discussing things straight on, and I'm still waiting for those answers."

Talk about whiny little girls.

When you feel like discussing things straight on, instead of lying, I'm here for you. Until then, go back to your dolls, little girl.

Anonymous Koanic March 28, 2013 10:36 PM  

I've decided to enter the John Scalzi fray
My phreno-prognosis - he's borderline gay.

Blogger Kentucky Packrat March 28, 2013 11:30 PM  

Windows 8 is tolerable. When you install Classic Shell and tell it to turn every inch of the Metro crap off. The resulting Windows system acts really close to Windows 2000, and you can tell Classic Shell to look even closer if you want. I'd rather

Now, Mr. Manly Man with the shirt screams Gamma. It reminds me of the Bright Atheist Sparks who didn't realize that the Beware the Believers video was making fun of them. Even a tone-deaf near-Aspie like me knows better than something like that.

Blogger Markku March 28, 2013 11:53 PM  

Clearly we must be at the nadir of mankind.

Anonymous Jack Amok March 29, 2013 1:49 AM  

Ever held a Stanley No. 55 Universal Combo plane in your hands? It does make the brain light up. All the things you can do with it...

Anonymous James May March 29, 2013 5:33 AM  

John Scalzi supports the KKK. Cuz you can never tell what's under the hood. Justice and bigotry become all confusey and hazey, just like gender and every other damn thing in the liberal world.

When someone actually has to post an article that basically says rape is wrong, I don't trust someone who considers that an epiphany. Plus it reeks of the lady doth protest too much.

Conclusion: gay racist rapist.

Anonymous James May March 29, 2013 7:11 AM  

Here is John Scalzi's latest post: "Pulling the Heads Clean Off of Other People Is Wrong." Discuss. But don't wander, or Mr. BanHammer will smack hands with Mr. Ruler.

We don't want to see Mr. Ruler come out, do we? No we don't. Friends become trolls in a second and Mr. Ruler crushes and kills. But Mr. Ruler never pulls the heads clean off of people, because that is wrong.

Anonymous Sigyn March 29, 2013 8:13 AM  

When you feel like discussing things straight on, instead of lying, I'm here for you.

"Oh hell, it's Round 2 and I'm barely able to stay on my feet. What do I do? What do I do? I can't take her on and win."

*checks Rules for Radicals*

"...Oh yeah. *ahem* Liar! You lie! Everything you've ever said is a lie! I'm not discussing anything with anyone who lies the lies you lie, you lying liar!"

Rule 2 doesn't care if I lie or not; I asked, you answer.

Anonymous L.D.N. March 29, 2013 8:40 AM  

A. Man stated "pictures represent things"

You make judgements about people based on physical appearances? How very un-enlightened of you.

and "encouraging women to aggressively pursue their personal goals just like men equals a "feminized" society." Well Researched - It does!


Q.E.D.

Anonymous Koanic March 29, 2013 9:45 AM  

"Clearly we must be at the nadir of mankind."

That is probably true, considering we're at peak divergence from the paleo diet.

Anonymous Mohammed Chang March 29, 2013 5:40 PM  

You know that walking stick in the background is needed for even the shortest distances. That's the sort of fellow who is breathing audibly after getting the mail.

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