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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Hope for Norway

A proud Norwegian sent me this. I cannot vouch for it, but it is funny. And perhaps even encouraging:
In the U.S. Marines, doing a mock war in the Norwegian city of Trondheim with the Dutch, Germans and other allies, training in urban combat. My infantry unit was positioned in a large soccer field next to an elementary school. Keep in mind there was no actual combat, even simulated; it was mostly just practicing maneuvers and tactics. But we still looked out of place with weapons and gear, etc. It's February. In Norway. Cold as hell. Snow up to our knees. Norway obviously has no snow days, so the kids were all in school.

Anyway, so Norway has this most delicious and amazing delicacy, I have no idea what it's called, but it's basically a bacon-wrapped hot dog; we just assumed it was called Candy of the Lord. As Americans we were naturally and instantly addicted. You find them at gas stations, and there just happened to be one on the other side of the school where we were camped. A few of my fellow Marines and I requested permission to go to the gas station and we set out on our way.

We made it to right about where the main entrance of the school was, and the doors opened; school was out. There were only a few kids, probably 6 or 7 years old. Lots of talking and laughing. Gawking at us as we walked by, with our guns and huge ridiculous snow suits. One precocious little guy made shooting noises at us. We made shooting noises back.

And then someone in my group. I don't know who. God help me I don't know who...

Someone threw a snowball and hit a little girl in the leg.

And those little Norwegian children unleashed hell.

There was a shrill cry in unintelligible gibberish and the doors to the school burst open. School children flooded out like a never-ending flood of something that never ends. Screeching, smiling, sprinting - how the hell were they sprinting?? - little bastards were slinging snowballs faster than the laws of physics should allow. It was like that movie Elf. If you can imagine riding in a fast car in a snowstorm and sticking your head out the window. Now imagine the snowflakes that are hitting your face are the size of snowballs. We couldn't see a damn thing. We couldn't run. We could barely breathe. Holy hell....

We tried to return fire and threw one, maybe two half-packed, crappy snowballs that fell apart in the air, arms flailing like limp-wristed fairies. I am from Texas. We were a unit stationed in North Carolina. We were so outmatched and out of our element, it only made them laugh harder. We were cut off from our main forces. We tried to perform a flanking maneuver but they were too fast. I think some of them were throwing rocks!

As for my comrades. I could see them speed waddling in their huge suits back to camp like a messed up pair of white Teletubbies, under withering fire. Screw tactics, screw me, screw the Candy of the Lord, this was survival! I was the slow one in the group. My snow boots were too big but they were the smallest size they had at Issue goddammit!! My Marines had left me behind.

I tried pulling my hood over my head and keeping my head down. No longer content to pelt my defenseless body with ballistic snow, the enemy swarmed me and dragged me down, cackling like a pack of hyenas descending on a wildebeest. I tried to sling them off by spinning. I came out of one of my boots and fell. I began to scream and plead for them to stop but they neither understood nor gave a single Nordic damn. They literally pinned me down with about five kids on each limb. It was then that I actually thought - oh sh*t. I'm really in trouble. My snow-mittens were ripped off and flung into trees. They started shoving snow down my suit. Have you ever had anyone drop an ice cube down your shirt?

Well now imagine someone shoveling handfuls of ice cubes down your shirt. It literally shocked the breath out of my body.

They left me laying like a Family Guy accident victim. Moaning and screaming in the cold. Rifle packed with snow and dirt. Boot buried somewhere. They ran away laughing, jabbering in their crazy language. I lay there trying to figure out just what in the great American hell had happened."

Never underestimate the power of swarming kids.
The sons and daughters of Norway didn't fear to take on the Nazis and the U.S. Marines. I doubt they will lay prostrate before the invaders from the Umma for much longer. The multicultural wall is beginning to crack:
Norway has become the latest country to consider stripping citizenship from extremists who travel abroad to fight jihad. The government said it was important to send 'a strong signal' to people thinking about leaving the country to join terror groups.
Jihad-tourists won't be the only non-Norwegians stripped of their Norwegian citizenship. That's all that the government is willing to say yet. The important thing is that people are finally understanding that nations are fundamentally based in the genes, not the paperwork or the geographical location. This isn't to say that some form of integration isn't possible, but it is impossible so long as any previous connections are maintained and it is a process that takes generations, not years.

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82 Comments:

Anonymous The Lion August 27, 2014 9:08 AM  

"Marine Throws Snowball, Benny-Hill-Style High-Speed Hilarity Ensues"

Anonymous rho August 27, 2014 9:20 AM  

Too good to ruin with research. I fully accept this as true.

Anonymous Salt August 27, 2014 9:22 AM  

Weaponized snow. What'll they think of next?

Anonymous Rantor August 27, 2014 9:23 AM  

as to the Hot Dogs, the Norwegians call them Polser. The cheese stuffed, bacon wrapped Polser being the king of all hot dogs. It has the additional social advantage of being neither Kosher nor Halal. It is a magnificent thing. Ready to go back...

Anonymous Carlotta August 27, 2014 9:41 AM  

This sounds exactly like our family winter play times with our uncles. If we could separate them, we could get them down and unleash hell. Usually the dogs joined in. Ahh good times.

Anonymous Strange Aeons August 27, 2014 9:41 AM  

@Rantor - I can't recall a single food item in Norway I didn't like, but I'm guessing the southwest Sonoran dog would give the Polser a run for its money...

Blogger Cataline Sergius August 27, 2014 9:49 AM  

I personally find it worrisome. What has happened to today's Marine Corps?

Back when I was in the Marine Corps we won our snow ball fight with the Norwegians. Admittedly that was against the Norwegian Army and not school children, so major advantage to us.

The old Battle Griffin exercises were wargames between the Marine Corps of the US, The UK and the Norwegian military, in those days to simulate a Soviet invasion of Norway.

It was part of the agreement that the USA would always "loose" Battle Griffin. It didn't really matter because the point of war game is not to win the game, it is to give troops hands on, in the field experience. The objective is to let them learn all the little things that you only learn on the job. How to put on a snow shoe in the snow. How fast your movement is pulling a tactical sled (*not very fast at all, is actually very good time BTW). Basically the desired endstate is that the guys on the bottom rung of the ladder learn the detail work.

Who cares if you win?

That said. We cared of course. Particularly when the OPFOR doesn't make losing easy. We captured the British CG, General Pennyfeather (*yeah that was his real name*), they made us give him back, which we didn't' think was fair. The Norwegians kept falling back largely because they were following a plan that hadn't accounted for a change in the weather. We abandoned ours and pushed hard.

This became enough of a problem that we were stripped of our ammo (just blanks but still) and told to hold position.

When the Norwegians attacked we were so crabby we repelled the assault with snow balls and maneuver. Pretty much by reflex. No one's career ended over it, that I know of, so the II MEF (fwd) CG must have been secretly tickled.

Eventually we were ordered to fall back so the Norwegians could do their rather hollow victory dance.

The taste of the their victory being cold, wet and crunchy.

Anonymous Earl August 27, 2014 9:49 AM  

Give that man a book deal!

Anonymous YIH August 27, 2014 9:59 AM  

Well, we now know that the turd worlders aren't coming for the authentic Italian cuisine ;)

Anonymous trk August 27, 2014 10:00 AM  

I read that snowball fight story a couple of years ago. Very funny.

Blogger Laguna Beach Fogey August 27, 2014 10:04 AM  

How twee, And to think we pay these dolts to hold snowball fights with foreign schoolchildren.

How about training with some live ammo, on Muslims and Africans?

Anonymous bw August 27, 2014 10:09 AM  

Norway's Minister of Children and Equality, Solveig Horne, said the government will 'turn over every stone' to prevent its citizens from becoming radicalised.

What do their citizens look like? What is their genetic makeup? What color are they? What do they believe in - Equality??
These Secular Pluralists will be unable to deal with the issue. A Racialist Nationalist is needed, sans the occult and Corporate Banksta backing.


Blogger Glen Filthie August 27, 2014 10:12 AM  

You never see stuff like this from the leftist lickspittles in the media. Our media deserves a massive kick up their collective cnut for how they treat our military. You see all kinds of pics of Abu Gharib, of exhausted squaddies amidst scenes of death,destruction and carnage...but you never see them doing what they so often do - playing with the kids, shooting the breeze with their parents and poking fun at the elders. You don't see them building the schools and hospitals (that the local mudflaps and moslems won't lift a finger to help with), you don't see them being regular people.

I dunno, but something in that young Marine's defeat just hit the spot. This is why I love Americans, and most especially, their Marines. They can sail half way round the world, kick suicidal Japs out of their entrenched positions on God forsaken Pacific islands and hold them against all comers. They can flip the bird at the devil himself and make him eat it if he wants to get stupid about it. But they are mincemeat at the hands of children.

I suppose that if your war is against women and children and you are more than willing to kill them - the best bet for that would be your moslems and their liberal enablers.

Blogger vashine August 27, 2014 10:16 AM  

Watch the movie "Flame and Citron". Fantastic film. Danish WWII resistance.

The Vikings will rise again. Holger Dansk.

Anonymous Giraffe August 27, 2014 10:20 AM  

That guy should be glad he's not Russian.

Anonymous Josh August 27, 2014 10:25 AM  

Our media deserves a massive kick up their collective cnut for how they treat our military.

Aren't you Canadian?

Blogger LP 999/Eliza August 27, 2014 10:31 AM  

Awesome, God blessed the fight in those kids and fight in many of us.

Anonymous Rdbrnch August 27, 2014 10:41 AM  

We were there in '84. I was with an 81mm mortar unit. We were rousted at 0400 and told the Brit Airborne was attacking...the refs go back and forth telling what the other unit is doing, and asking what we are doing, and they decide the outcomes. We were a platoon, they were a battalion. They said they were on final approach and would overrun us, did we want to surrender? We said hell no, we're pointing our mortars straight up, and drooping as many rounds on our own position as possible, and taking them out as they come in. They asked if we would seriously do that. We said, of course! They regrouped, thought about it, and told us we could go. LOL....good times...

Anonymous Rdbrnch August 27, 2014 10:42 AM  

dropping....ugh...

Anonymous Anonymous August 27, 2014 10:58 AM  

You ought to do a post about specifically why you think there will be a backlash. I am with you: i hope for a change. But I'm not convinced it is going to happen.

People will put up with alot. As two obvious examples: 1) Blacks put up with being slaves for a long time. They may not have been happy about it, and there may have been more 'resistance' than we know about it now. But the institution lasted for a very long time, and the people stuck in that institution didn't overtly resist for a very long time. Wait: don't want to mix in the racial aspects of slavery with your argument? Fine. 2) Peasants in Europe put up with being serfs for a very long time (not just hundreds of years, but thousands of years). They may not have all been happy, and there may have been more resistance, but the 'right of kings' was an organizing philosophy, which the masses observed, for tens or hundreds of generations. And they were white westerners.

So why do you believe white westerners are going to suddenly get their spines? The philosophy of equality is modernity's slavery, or modernity's right of kings. It is the guiding philosophy of the times. It is the prevailing philosophy among the West's elites.

I'd like to agree with you that the west will rise again, but I have no reason to. A few internet websites aren't evidence of a groundswell or shift in attitude.

This isn't snark, and I'm not interested in your commenters' typical ironic takedowns. It is a genuine problem with your argument, that I would like to see honestly addressed. Why won't the great great great great great grandchildren of serfs accept serfdom again? Because this time its different? Because freedom existed for a few generations in the late 19th and early 20th century, so that changed them? I don't see evidence of it: I see a bunch of waddling TV addicted future serfs.

I'm worried that, as Pournelle says, freedom is rare and fleeting. Or, to mix yet another metaphor: I'm worried that the frog can still boil for a lot longer.

anonymousse

Anonymous zen0 August 27, 2014 10:59 AM  

If you can still get bacon in Norway, they are way ahead of Vermont in holding their territory.

Blogger Markku August 27, 2014 11:00 AM  

Ah, yes, lumipesu = "snow wash". Humiliation ritual you do to your defeated opponent. No point in having a snowball fight, unless losing it personally costs you something.

Anonymous Earl August 27, 2014 11:08 AM  

Glen, I have some funny stories to convey about Marines dealing with children. The first comes from an MP that served in Somalia under Clinton. This was before Blackhawk Down. The army had been running things for a while and the children got used to mobbing up and snatching items from their kit, and slinging stones at them, all without recourse. Once the Marines landed, the little children learned not to mess with the "black boots." The Marines wore black boots, probably jungle boots, while the army wore something else I suppose. The SSgt said that someone in his unit was photographed by the media, in the middle of a huge wind-up with a PR-24 aimed upon a cowering shrinking little Skinny. He said it was all over the newspapers back home.

The other story comes from a Chief Warrant Officer who was the Base Finance Officer. His base was having major trouble getting trucks through the gate because swarms of children would mob the gate whenever someone came or went. He didn't want to see any brats get squished, and he didn't want to use Marines to clear the road, so he hired a local who worked in the town. His job was to stand at the gate with a big 6ft. staff. Whenever a truck came to the gate the mass of 4ft. tall children would swarm the gate, and you would see the man with the staff, rapidly swinging up and down, bashing their heads and scattering them in every direction.

Blogger ajw308 August 27, 2014 11:09 AM  

Amen Glenn!

Anonymous Earl August 27, 2014 11:10 AM  

Forgot to mention the second story, the CWO, was in Iraq

Blogger kurt9 August 27, 2014 11:19 AM  

Vox,

You will note that Ralph Peters agrees with you about the future of Muslims in Europe. Ralph wrote this piece in 2006 where he said essentially the same thing as you.

http://nypost.com/2006/11/26/the-eurabia-myth-muslims-take-over-europe-sorry-theres-no-chance/

There was actually quite a dust-up on the internet between Ralph Peters and Mark Steyn over this issue.

http://umarlee.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/ralph-peters-mark-steyn-and-a-future-muslim-europe/

Anonymous Susan August 27, 2014 11:22 AM  

To paraphrase Bill Cosby, he said once if you gave him a gang of two year olds he could conquer anything.

Youngsters can unleash hell if they really want to. Excellent story.

Blogger rycamor August 27, 2014 11:30 AM  

The original story, and Cataline Sergius' both had me laughing so hard I was starting to tear up.

Anonymous Ajax August 27, 2014 11:31 AM  

Ha, ha, ha. That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while and I love the way he wrote the story.

Blogger Tommy Hass August 27, 2014 11:31 AM  

" I doubt they will lay prostrate before the invaders from the Umma for much longer."

Except they aren't invaders. Beggars whom you voluntarily give your money aren't looters/robbers either.

For that matter, Norway doesn't have a major immigrant problem either. That's other countries you are talking about...

Does the thought of minorities getting the ethnic cleansing treatment arouse you?

Anonymous joe doakes August 27, 2014 11:31 AM  

Love that story. But be fair - the Texan had it coming. Every Minnesotan knows you can't expect to start a snowball fight and just walk away. This isn't like talking deuce to sailors in a bar, this is SERIOUS. He's just darn lucky they didn't have slush-balls or he'd have been forced to go home to change into dry clothes to avoid freezing his ... off.

Anonymous Stuffit August 27, 2014 11:44 AM  

Shut up Tammy Hass.

Anonymous Mousetarian August 27, 2014 11:51 AM  

And Tommy predictably shows up to lay the tayyiqa on thick

Anonymous Stilicho August 27, 2014 12:01 PM  

Tommy is just lashing out in fear, as usual. He can see the writing on the wall: the coming backlash scares him fez-less, because, at the very least, he'll probably have to scamper back to the shithole from which he or his forebears escaped. No more free shit, no more being exempt from the laws, and back to being eating "Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrow"...

Anonymous Philalethes August 27, 2014 12:03 PM  

as to the Hot Dogs, the Norwegians call them Polser.

Actually it's pølser, singular pølse; here's Wikipedia's take on the subject (though it doesn't mention the baconed version).

Anonymous Daniel August 27, 2014 12:36 PM  

Nice, Glen. Well-put.

And I definitely hope this story is true, because it is really great.

Skål, my Norwegian half-brethren! May your trolls never bite too hard.

Blogger Tommy Hass August 27, 2014 1:17 PM  

"Tommy is just lashing out in fear, as usual."

Wishful thinking perhaps?

Anonymous Sensei August 27, 2014 1:19 PM  

Similar thing happened to my brother in high school once, though it was a grassy field behind a church for a children's event. I don't recall the instigating incident, only that one little girl yelled out "Get him!" and the last thing we saw was a only half-joking look of despair from my brother as he was pulled down beneath a human wave of K-3rd graders.

By the time we could see him again, his shirt, hair, and to some extent nose and mouth were full of bermuda grass.

Never mess with a horde of children. They haven't had time to acquire more than a thin veneer of civilization.. feral at heart, all of them.

Anonymous zen0 August 27, 2014 1:59 PM  

Muslims should be tolerated, but they should be charged a special tax unless they convert, and they should have to leave the sidewalk to let non-muslims pass.

It wouldn't hurt to make them wear an armband with a quarter moon and star on it as well, so they can be easily identified.

Blogger Markku August 27, 2014 1:59 PM  

Nice to see some 4gw prowess from the US army. They took the casualties, in order to de-escalate the situation and prevent creating more combatants.

Anonymous Stilicho August 27, 2014 2:09 PM  


Wishful thinking perhaps?


Nah, I despise mutton.

Blogger Danby August 27, 2014 2:29 PM  

OT Giant panda fakes pregnancy for A/C, treats

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11059417/Giant-panda-faked-pregnancy-for-extra-treats-and-nicer-accommodation.html

Me: "Women gonna woman."
Wife: "Shut up."

Anonymous Alexander August 27, 2014 2:33 PM  

Nah, wishful thinking is living to see the Turks expelled from Constantinople.

But I think I will live to see them expelled from Berlin.

Anonymous faggot August 27, 2014 2:43 PM  

>But I think I will live to see them expelled from Berlin

Do we live in different worlds or are some people here seriously deluded?

Anonymous Alexander August 27, 2014 2:44 PM  

Well it is certain that they will not continue to live in peace and harmony. So Berlin will either be German or it will be Turk. Im betting on germans, faggot.

Anonymous Earl August 27, 2014 2:48 PM  

I am seriously deluded

Anonymous faggot August 27, 2014 2:49 PM  

Why not? I grew up in Berlin, and while there are enough stupid, violent Turks, 95% of them just want to be left alone like everyone else. I'm not saying that's necessarily a good thing, but this is the situation here and no one's willing to fight a civil war.

Anonymous Noah B. August 27, 2014 2:56 PM  

"Nah, I despise mutton."

But lamb chops are good.

Anonymous Noah B. August 27, 2014 2:57 PM  

And the only thing better than lamb shank is veal shank.

Anonymous Alexander August 27, 2014 2:58 PM  

So what? Are we not always told that it just takes a few violent extremists to force the issue?

And as their share of the demographic grows, they become more brazen. Look at Tommy Hass, who has told us that his neighbors marvel at just how well assimilated he is. And he probably *is* ... you know, relatively. He only talks about how much he'd enjoy thinking about western women raped Boko-style, he has yet to our knowledge to set up a slave trafficking ring.

Europe will be forced to either submit or expel, and when that time comes, nobody is going to bother worrying about which Turks want to live in peace and how many their number are. That sucks for them, but that's how tribe identification works.

So the only 'delusion' is assuming that Turks will be allowed to go along their business as an on-the-whole peaceful minority within the larger German host. Either they will rule the place - to the detriment of the Germans, or they will be expelled. There's a reasonable argument to guess either way, but it's certainly not 'deluded'.

Anonymous No Islam, Know Peace August 27, 2014 3:03 PM  

For that matter, Norway doesn't have a major immigrant problem either. That's other countries you are talking about…

Tommy, could you explore the issue of rape in Oslo for us, and explain why it is that the majority of rapists all fit a certain profile?

Anonymous Noah B. August 27, 2014 3:15 PM  

It's totally those non-devout Muslims doing the raping. The devout ones blow shit up.

Anonymous Porky August 27, 2014 3:15 PM  

Last time I had dinner at a muslim's house they served mutton. I kept wondering if they had sacrificed the critter in the bathtub or something.

Anonymous faggot August 27, 2014 3:16 PM  

Lol, those people couldn't subdue anyone.

Blogger James Dixon August 27, 2014 3:17 PM  

> Peasants in Europe put up with being serfs for a very long time (not just hundreds of years, but thousands of years).

Let's see. You have the right to farm the land which has been in your family for generations (it's technically the noble's land, but he doesn't have the right to kick you off of it). You have your own home but he's actually responsible for taking care of you in emergencies and protecting you. And you tax rate is lower than most Americans pay right now.

So what exactly was the downside for most people? It not like most people want to be free. They've demonstrated that more than enough times.

Anonymous Stuffit August 27, 2014 4:02 PM  

"... wouldn't hurt to make them wear an armband with a quarter moon and star on it as well, so they can be easily identified."

Nonsense! Armbands are not to be considered. Much too hard to see from above. Hats my friend, hats!!

Blogger Doom August 27, 2014 4:16 PM  

Gosh, that sounds fun. I wonder if American kids are up to it. My guess is... Hmm... school is in session, winter is on the way, thus snow. I wonder how this could be staged so that no one goes to jail... Just thinking out loud.

Blogger RobertT August 27, 2014 4:46 PM  

" I personally find it worrisome. What has happened to today's Marine Corps? "

They're supposed to prove their manhood by shooting a bunch of kids? This wasn't a battle situation. This was a walk to a convenience store. And the enemy combatants were a bunch of kids, who kicked their ass with snowballs, not bullets. It was probably written tongue in cheek and he probably exaggerated a bit. This says absolutely nothing about the Marines. But it's very, very funny.

Blogger Jefferson Selvy August 27, 2014 5:20 PM  

Forehead tattoos. Hats can be removed.

Anonymous Anonymous August 27, 2014 5:22 PM  

"So what exactly was the downside for most people? It not like most people want to be free. They've demonstrated that more than enough times."

That's my point. Most people don't want to be free. So why do we assume the West will regrow its balls in the future?

Anonymous A Visitor August 27, 2014 6:00 PM  

I smiled at the story and many of the comments. Thanks for the laugh, Vox.

Blogger Markku August 27, 2014 6:13 PM  

And the enemy combatants were a bunch of kids

I don't know. Telling apart speaking Norwegian, and demon possession, isn't all that easy. Well never know for sure.

We'll never know.

Anonymous DKViking August 27, 2014 6:28 PM  

Maybe the game is lost, maybe the invasion has been to fast, to big for us native to do anything now.

"The poll of European attitudes towards the group, carried out by ICM for Russian news agency Rossiya Segodnya, revealed that 16% of French citizens have a positive opinion of ISIS. This percentage increases among younger respondents, spiking at 27% for those aged 18-24."
http://www.newsweek.com/16-french-citizens-support-isis-poll-finds-266795

Anonymous Secdog August 27, 2014 6:31 PM  

"The government said it was important to send 'a strong signal' to people thinking about leaving the country to join terror groups"

Isn't this ass-backwards? Don't you want to ENCOURAGE people thinking about joining a terrorist group to TO LEAVE the country?? Wouldn't the correct policy be to pay anyone wanting to join a terrorist organization to leave (while stripping them of their citizenship)?

Anonymous DKViking August 27, 2014 6:32 PM  

Here is what is is talking about. They are danish, but everything good in Norway has danish roots.

Pølser i svøb.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3230/3011518840_1b654d4eaf.jpg

Anonymous Musashi August 27, 2014 7:12 PM  

Every non-Norwegian should be stripped of their citizenship.
All muslims and every other flavor of middle-eastern and african freeloader should be stripped of their citizenship and
shipped-the-hell out.

Blogger Tommy Hass August 27, 2014 7:26 PM  

"Tommy, could you explore the issue of rape in Oslo for us, and explain why it is that the majority of rapists all fit a certain profile?"

Probably for the same reason why rapists always end up being darkies.

"It's totally those non-devout Muslims doing the raping. The devout ones blow shit up.""

Wrong. Those who blow shit up are devout. But being religious muslim =/= blowing shit up. I should know that better than you my man.

Blogger Tommy Hass August 27, 2014 7:30 PM  

"He only talks about how much he'd enjoy thinking about western women raped Boko-style,"

I was speaking about feminists. I see nothing wrong with that. Is there a more poetic form of punishment? Matt Yglesias getting mugged by a vibrant is close.

Germany has a small percentage of muslims. They already took care of their problem a while ago. Turks are already leaving more than they are coming. This makes it highly unlikely that anything like the stuff you're talking about will happen here. They already did that shit.

Anonymous Sarcophilus August 27, 2014 8:33 PM  

How Columbine and Sandyhook should have ended.

Anonymous Luke August 27, 2014 8:41 PM  

Tommy Hass August 27, 2014 7:30 PM

"He only talks about how much he'd enjoy thinking about western women raped Boko-style,"

I was speaking about feminists. I see nothing wrong with that. Is there a more poetic form of punishment?


Sure there is. First, revoke all educational credentials for any woman ever identified as a feminist. Bar her from all welfare, even food banks. Jail her (1 meal a day of "punishment loaf") if she has lesbian sex or is found in pants. Have her clothing come exclusively from a ghetto thrift shop. Only let her get employment cleaning urinals and commodes in men's locker rooms or all-male businesses where the men are well-paid. (Stock brokerage or IT startup come to mind.) The break room and women's rest room she's allowed to use should only have deep-red-pill reading material. Make her call all males over the age of 4 "Sir", on pain of being put in the stocks or in a (frequently-moving) dunking stool.

You need to be more creative; there's LOTS that potentially could be done to humiliate a feminist that don't involve rape or beatings.

Blogger Markku August 27, 2014 8:59 PM  

I think some of them were throwing rocks!

Unless there were vibrants in the bunch, a scandinavian kid should have more honor than that. However, an allowed tactic is to create a jacked-up snowball by melting it a bit in your bare hands first, and then squeezing it as hard as you can. The pressure causes the water to instantly freeze, and create an outer layer of ice to the ball. Takes a lot more time and investment than the regular one, but hurts a LOT more upon hit.

Anonymous takin' a look August 27, 2014 9:00 PM  

http://m.washingtonpost.com/?nid=top_pb_wplogo OT, iranian dhow confronted by US coast guard.

Anonymous Don August 27, 2014 10:23 PM  

Sounds like home. My norwegian grandma used to join in. Lots of fun.

Anonymous Don August 27, 2014 10:31 PM  

Markku if you make a small one and pack it down then leave it to refreeze say between breakfast and recess then you can then pack more snow on and that nasty ice ball looks like an innocent snowball. Of course I never did that. Or make pyramids of them for later wouldn't be sporting.

OpenID cailcorishev August 27, 2014 10:34 PM  

"So I'm just waiting for him, man. I got this light fluffy snowball, you know, ready to hit him. And that's the rules of the game. You cannot hit a kid in the face with a slushball. A slushball, it has ice and water and gunk all in it, you know, and you can't hit a kid in the face with it. You can not drop it in his open galoshes either, because it sends him home, you know. 'Hey, what did you want to drop it in the galoshes for, man?'" -- Bill Cosby, Revenge

Anonymous Luke August 27, 2014 10:55 PM  

Sarcophilus August 27, 2014 8:33 PM

" How Columbine and Sandyhook should have ended."

But with large pieces of broken glass instead of snow.

Anonymous Alex Dander August 28, 2014 12:48 AM  

"Europe will be forced to either submit or expel, and when that time comes, nobody is going to bother worrying about which Turks want to live in peace and how many their number are."

Wonderful, another exterminationist within our midst. Sure, you will have your white jihadists calling for the heads of immigrants, but cooler heads will prevail with sensible policies.

Blogger Akulkis August 28, 2014 2:22 AM  

Ah, yes, lumipesu = "snow wash". Humiliation ritual you do to your defeated opponent. No point in having a snowball fight, unless losing it personally costs you something.

We practiced the same in Michigan as I was growing up in the 1970's.

Blogger Akulkis August 28, 2014 2:45 AM  

They're supposed to prove their manhood by shooting a bunch of kids? This wasn't a battle situation. This was a walk to a convenience store. And the enemy combatants were a bunch of kids, who kicked their ass with snowballs, not bullets. It was probably written tongue in cheek and he probably exaggerated a bit. This says absolutely nothing about the Marines. But it's very, very funny.

Civilians in general just DO NOT GET the humor -- often dry, cynical, and with a touch of the gallows -- of men in uniform.

One of the things I really liked about Band of Brothers was how the script-writer(s?) and director(s?) managed to capture the "humor from a soldier's point of view" just absolutely perfectly. I'm sure some of those were directly from the interviews from the actual participants... the GENIUS stroke, was that a bunch of civilians Hollywood types actually managed to both recognize the humor for what it was, and to all, collectively, pull it off properly. The "The Germans are bad...very, very, bad" thing and ranting about the superior production lines of Ford and General Motors was just classic

(Cadillac was making tanks!)

Blogger Akulkis August 28, 2014 2:49 AM  

Telling apart speaking Norwegian, and demon possession, isn't all that easy. Well never know for sure.


It sure is one super strange mix of English and slavic.

I was in Norway for a big multinational exercise in 2000. Between my native English, and my several years of study of Russian, I could every all the billboards and other advertisements.

Anonymous Luke August 28, 2014 3:20 AM  

Alex Dander August 28, 2014 12:48 AM

"Europe will be forced to either submit or expel, and when that time comes, nobody is going to bother worrying about which Turks want to live in peace and how many their number are."

"Wonderful, another exterminationist within our midst. Sure, you will have your white jihadists calling for the heads of immigrants, but cooler heads will prevail with sensible policies."

You're not understanding what you're reading. Most readers here would be perfectly contented to just have all the Muslims currently in the U.S. and Europe peaceably go home to the Middle East (or whatever nonWestern country will take them), as long as they never come back, and their countries receive no foreign aid. Not many of us seriously hope for liberation of all Christian lands swiped by the Muslims (i.e., Constantinople and Anatolia, Syria, etc.), although logically we'd have more right to think that than does the PLO/Hamas pine for Israeli lands.

Anonymous Alexander August 28, 2014 11:47 AM  

Shame on you, you ignorant buffoon, for blighting the name "Alex" with your lack of reading comprehension.

1. I am stating how things are. History shows us that minority groups are either expelled or else become the new leadership, at the expense of the natives. It simply is, and it doesn't really matter how you and I personally feel about that.

2. I want an expulsion. I predict an expulsion. I do not want, nor do I predict, an "extermination." You can't even try and obfuscate your reasoning by trying to falsely link 'prediction' with 'wishful thinking' *because I never gave you either.* Per the rules of the blog, I expect you to either show where I am an exterminationist by word or deed, or to retract this accusation against me immediately. Vox or Markuu, I've never lodged an objection here before, but do I have the right of the procedure here?

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