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Saturday, November 29, 2014

Loro stanno con Rosetta

If the feminists were upset about Matt Taylor's shirt, this Italian pro-science movement should absolutely explode their minds. I look forward to the AAS's statement on Tette per la Scienza. And to think people wonder why I love Italy and the Italians. They're simply awesome. But Meg Urry and her friends at AAS need not worry, as the female founder has assured us there is absolutely no risk that Tette per la Scienza will reinforce sexism in Italy. #NoShirtGate

I can't even imagine what will happen if the Italians ever embrace the "I F------ Love Science" meme. Come mai dicono cosi? Che pornografia? Non esiste! Facciamo SCIENZA!

Rosetta, you may recall, is the European Space Agency vehicle that landed on the Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.

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62 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous November 29, 2014 11:53 AM  

SCIENCE!

Jake

Anonymous NateM November 29, 2014 11:54 AM  

*Switches majors to STEM immediately*

Blogger Josh November 29, 2014 11:55 AM  

We're gonna need some peer review folks...

Anonymous Guyland November 29, 2014 11:58 AM  

"Tette per la Scienza" = "Titties for Science"?

Anonymous VD November 29, 2014 12:01 PM  

Breasts for science, actually. It's not slang. "Tetta" is breast, "tette" is plural.

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales November 29, 2014 12:06 PM  

"And to think people wonder why I love Italy and the Italians."

Because you're a fan of broad stereotypes and over generalizations? :D

"They're simply awesome."

The fascist movement and the Roman Empire render your claim fishier than most depictions of Atlantis.

Anonymous Because Science! November 29, 2014 12:17 PM  

At least these people are up front about their intentions. No hidden agenda here.

Anonymous Because Science! November 29, 2014 12:21 PM  

They do have a couple of points worth considering. Except for those dudes, that is.

Blogger Ghost November 29, 2014 12:21 PM  

Dude. Tits. Don't ruin it with nonsense.

Blogger Michael Maier November 29, 2014 12:46 PM  

Boh?

Anonymous Daniel November 29, 2014 12:54 PM  

Maybe women are --after all this--really what is breast for science.

Anonymous trev006 November 29, 2014 12:55 PM  

You suck, Emmanuel. The Roman Empire (and Republic) was supremely influential on all aspects of Western civilization, usually for the better. As for the fascists, if more of Europe had followed the Italian example when dealing with the Nazis or Soviets, the 20th century would have had a very different ending.

At any rate, in the immortal words of Galileo, God bless Italian breasts. I mean, science.

Anonymous Wyrd November 29, 2014 1:08 PM  

You suck, Emmanuel.

And how! Here we have a perfectly enjoyable thread on Tits For Science and some social justice fag has to stink up the joint. There are plenty of places on the Net where you can go celebrate your love of the cock, Emmanuel Hyphenated-Last-Name. This isn't one of them.

Anonymous Thomas Dolby November 29, 2014 1:09 PM  

I think you all already know what I'm going to say.

Anonymous Daniel Keyes November 29, 2014 1:13 PM  

@Today, learned, the #hashtag, I @don't know, what it #means, but Dr. @Goldman, #told me, it's @a good #way, to express your #ideas, I don't @have, any ideas, @and I don't see #how, the #hashtag, would @help you, to #express #them.

Blogger Josh November 29, 2014 1:24 PM  

@Today, learned, the #hashtag, I @don't know, what it #means, but Dr. @Goldman, #told me, it's @a good #way, to express your #ideas, I don't @have, any ideas, @and I don't see #how, the #hashtag, would @help you, to #express #them.

#winning

Anonymous Stickwick November 29, 2014 1:40 PM  

I'm rather offended by that link. I mean, the chart that's used in an apparent attempt to make the case that there's no causal link between the rate of chocolate consumption and the number of Nobel prizes awarded? Sure, some Nobel prizes might have a natural explanation, but the scientific consensus is that most Nobel prizes are caused by chocolate. I mean, it's just a fact. The debate is over, people. If you disagree, you're a denier.

Daniel: Maybe women are --after all this--really what is breast for science.

You are hereby awarded the booby prize for the most titillating pun.

Blogger Cederq November 29, 2014 1:47 PM  

Now this a science I can get in front of....

Blogger rycamor November 29, 2014 2:00 PM  

Thomas Dolby November 29, 2014 1:09 PM
I think you all already know what I'm going to say.


THREAD WINNER

Anonymous takin' a look November 29, 2014 2:02 PM  

It's nice, but it won't piss off the feminazis and even if it does, the site has enough nude men and also totally supports vaccination and homosexuality that it won't be "DISQUALIFY!!!"

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein November 29, 2014 2:06 PM  

In the words of a renown scientist: "What knockers!"

Anonymous zeno November 29, 2014 2:11 PM  

My name is zen0, and I was a Firefox addict.

I have been Firefox free now for 10 minutes, and I can view Tits for Science at a much higher rate of speed.

Blogger Northern Hamlet November 29, 2014 2:22 PM  

I approve, no rating required.

Anonymous bob k. mando November 29, 2014 2:32 PM  

Thomas Dolby November 29, 2014 1:09 PM
I think you all already know what I'm going to say.



One of our s_________ is missing?

OpenID luagha November 29, 2014 3:02 PM  

I especially like 'Correlazione non implica causalita!"

Anonymous Mad As A Hatter.. November 29, 2014 3:19 PM  

There was NO Comet landing and there was NO moon landings either. Sorry, but someone had to say it.

Blogger Cederq November 29, 2014 3:21 PM  

Mad As A Hatter = Nate?

Blogger Michael Maier November 29, 2014 3:24 PM  


Thomas Dolby November 29, 2014 1:09 PM

I think you all already know what I'm going to say.


Boh???????

Blogger Michael Maier November 29, 2014 3:25 PM  

And is it just me or does the angle on that ass look really odd?

Blogger Cederq November 29, 2014 3:31 PM  

Odd or even ass doesn't bother me.. just that it is a purty ass...

Anonymous Loki Sjalfsainn November 29, 2014 3:36 PM  

I am confused. Is science ruined now, or is there a camp-follower exception to the rule?

Anonymous Difster November 29, 2014 3:52 PM  

On VP, when boobies are involved, no one ever bothers to side-track the discussion in to guns.

BREAST THREAD EVER!

Anonymous kh123 November 29, 2014 4:11 PM  

Right, but where's the article.

Blogger Michael Maier November 29, 2014 4:13 PM  

@ Dif: But we WILL discuss 38s regardless!

HEY-OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Blogger JaimeInTexas November 29, 2014 4:26 PM  

All in perspective. As Michey in Look Eho'scTalking" said, "lunch!"

Anonymous bob k. mando November 29, 2014 4:45 PM  

Loki Sjalfsainn November 29, 2014 3:36 PM
I am confused. Is science ruined now, or is there a camp-follower exception to the rule?


we're not allowing all of the woman into Science, just the sweater puppies.

and they aren't really "in" Science, anyways. they are 'supporting' Science.

me? i'm more concerned about what is supporting the titties.

you should be happy.

while we are distracted, you're plans for conquering the world can proceed apace.

Anonymous A Reader November 29, 2014 5:20 PM  

I'd like to make an onsite exploration of the phenomenon depicted in the photo.

Anonymous Loki Sjalfsainn November 29, 2014 5:44 PM  

I find it amusing that you feel you must tell me that this aids my plans. You seem, in fact, to think I did not have a hand in starting it.

And on an unrelated note, I do look forward to the next set of photographs your daughters and sisters send me through my minions, Dread Ilk. Tell them I'll be careful to crop off the heads again, of course.

Anonymous Wyrd November 29, 2014 5:51 PM  

And on an unrelated note, I do look forward to the next set of photographs your daughters and sisters send me through my minions, Dread Ilk. Tell them I'll be careful to crop off the heads again, of course.

Signe, stop. Please.

Blogger JaimeInTexas November 29, 2014 6:24 PM  

"You seem, in fact, to think I did not have a hand in starting it."

Good grief!

Anonymous Loki Sjalfsainn November 29, 2014 6:33 PM  

Signe, stop. Please.

Eh-heh-heh-heh. Yes, convince yourselves of whatever you must for disqualification purposes. But words read cannot be unread.

Enjoy your flesh, gentlemen. I know, eftsoons, my minions shall as well.

Anonymous Baseball Savant November 29, 2014 6:38 PM  

I love boobs!

Anonymous Wyrd November 29, 2014 6:46 PM  

Witches gonna witches.

ELP's tribute to Bitch's Crystals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g7-8hsLu4w

Blogger Tom Kratman November 29, 2014 6:55 PM  

I think you all are missing the point. Yeah, sure, boobs for science and all. But stop for a moment and think about it. Boobs are living, jiggling, sustenance dispensing and morale building proof that there IS a God...and that he loves us.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein November 29, 2014 7:02 PM  

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

But, yeah, boobs work too.

Blogger JaimeInTexas November 29, 2014 7:16 PM  

On the beer side of things:
BC

Anonymous bob k. mando November 29, 2014 7:45 PM  

Loki Sjalfsainn November 29, 2014 6:33 PM
Eh-heh-heh-heh. Yes, convince yourselves of whatever you must for disqualification purposes. But words read cannot be unread.



whereas you claim credit for the feminine tendency for sexual display? i think not.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+3%3A16&version=KJV


anyways, i like to celebrate the free and open expression of female sexuality by OPPRESSING THEM WITH MY MALE GAZE.

Anonymous cheddarman November 29, 2014 8:44 PM  

Give new meaning to that 80's song "She blinded me with science."

Anonymous TheVillageIdiot(Ret.) November 29, 2014 9:15 PM  

BOOBIES!
you just have to love 'em,
no matter what you call 'em.
99 words for boobs

DannyR

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein November 29, 2014 9:18 PM  

@ JaimeInTexas


On the beer side of things:
BC

Your link didn't work.

Anonymous Firefox free zen0 November 29, 2014 9:41 PM  


@ TK

Boobs are living, jiggling, sustenance dispensing and morale building proof that there IS a God...and that he loves us.

I think Ben Franklin was reputed to say that about beer, but you can get beer anytime. Boobs are special.

Especially those boobs.....................................................
......................................................wait, what?

Anonymous JRL November 30, 2014 12:24 AM  

Oh my god, I can't even...such disgusting cisfemale boob privilege. Curvy men need safe spaces to reclaim sedentonormative narratives and celebration of the hypotesticular experience in context of the irony in gender neutralizing metacultural dogmas and reappropriation of trans-testosteronal signals in the subversion of hormone-privileged identifiers.

Blogger kurt9 November 30, 2014 12:34 AM  

She blinded me with science.

Anonymous Action Bronson November 30, 2014 3:28 AM  

Dammmm,..Italian girls got some big ass titties. Nice and milky too. And I speak from experience, going back to before I ever heard of Joes garage .
These days I prefer Asian bubbies. They come in fine wine and champaign glass shapes with a variety of pencil eraser type nipps.
Herro Kitty!

Anonymous Jake-the-Rake November 30, 2014 5:07 AM  

Meanwhile, in Italy the real excitement is coming from a practitioner of the dismal science (Alberto Bagnai) who via web and recent books is forming an anti-Euro coalition from far left to far right.

At a last convention held in Pescara, he assembled politicians who would normally be screaming and hollering at each other (in the fashion of southern Italian condominiun meetings), communists, economic liberals, regionalists, nationalists... and treated them to lessons in Macro-economics. And for once in their lives they all shut up... The same Bagnai goes to their party headquarters... and with Tuscan wit and Romanesco bluntness, backed by vast culture (speaks 4 European languages and whips out pithy stuff in Latin, and is a baroque music concertista) leaves them all agog. And it all started with a blog called goofynomics.

Anonymous end american ignorance now November 30, 2014 5:54 AM  

vox, markku assorted euros yearning to describe titties, which European country has the hottest women which the ugliest?

Anonymous Loki Sjalfsainn November 30, 2014 6:37 AM  

whereas you claim credit for the feminine tendency for sexual display? i think not.

One need not have created weakness, in women or men, in order to exploit it. And you have many weaknesses.

Anonymous Obvious November 30, 2014 8:03 AM  

It's like "shirtgate' was about a guy wearing a shirt in a public venue while a representative of his team and company and these are random people taking pictures in their home, and therefore not the same thing.

Blogger JaimeInTexas November 30, 2014 8:48 AM  

on beer: http://www.gocomics.com/bc/2014/11/24

Anonymous Oblivious November 30, 2014 7:47 PM  

It's like the train being fine in a public station and representing the freight company and these are just random trains being not fine out on the tracks because it's all about being at the station and being judged as fine or not-fine by those who don't even conduct it but have the power to derail it at any moment, and oh look there's another train I wonder where it's going... And therefore it's not the same thing.

Anonymous zen0 agog November 30, 2014 11:59 PM  

>And therefore it's not the same thing.

You have wasted a lot of electrons on why you do not like to look at tits. That says something right there.

Blogger JaimeInTexas December 01, 2014 11:35 AM  

Beasts have been a source of interest and appreciation to guys for a loooong time.

Song of Songs

Ch. 1: 13 My darling, you are perfume between my breasts;

Ch. 4: 5 Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.

Ch. 7: 3 Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. 4 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. 5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. 6 How beautiful you are and how pleasing, O love, with your delights! 7 Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. 8 I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit." May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples ...

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