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Sunday, February 15, 2015

It never gets old

Seriously, it just doesn't. Hitler finds out about Brian Williams's proclivity to, shall we say, exaggerate his experiences:



While the best line concerns Sofia Vergara and Kate Upton, I genuinely cracked up at the last one. Watch the whole thing. Williams is done after this. There is no way he can possibly come back from it; literally everything he says is going to be immediately transformed into parody.

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Blogger W.LindsayWheeler February 15, 2015 7:18 AM  

You're right about him going to be parodied. Rush Limbaugh thinks Brian Williams will resurrect doing a comedy skit making fun of himself and people will go "Oh shucks" over him and feeling sorry.

Many Leftists have claimed things like Hillary Clinton in Bosnia being shot at by snipers. It goes to their character habit, a vice, which they make up reality to fit their memes.

Blogger FALPhil February 15, 2015 7:20 AM  

That is the best one yet. And it calls out everything we ever suspected of the Democrats.

Blogger FALPhil February 15, 2015 7:20 AM  

That is the best one yet. And it calls out everything we ever suspected of the Democrats.

Blogger JDC February 15, 2015 7:21 AM  

"There isn't a memory hole deep enough..." Indeed.

Blogger grendel February 15, 2015 7:35 AM  

There's always a memory hole deep enough, given the "Stupidity of the american voter." What ever happened to that Dan Rather guy? He had an honest face...

Blogger Rantor February 15, 2015 7:43 AM  

And the punch line is worth it...

Blogger IM2L844 February 15, 2015 7:54 AM  

Maybe Colbert can use a sidekick on the Late Show.

Anonymous NorthernHamlet February 15, 2015 7:56 AM  

Not to ruin the party, but none of the regular joes I know are even talking about this. I may ask around today to get an idea. I never watched that drivel to begin with so I'm mostly thinking, whatever about him leaving.


Now the important question: Sofia Vergara or Kate Upton? I'm saying Kate. Looks down to earth and like she'd make a good home cooked meal.

Anonymous Salt February 15, 2015 8:12 AM  

How many people have been trashed with this scene? I doubt the makers of the movie ever contemplated it being one of the most used... in history. The funniest thing is, it's Hitler.

Anonymous Kool Moe Dee February 15, 2015 8:16 AM  

I paused this 59 seconds in just to post but love this: "Trigger warning folks, shit's about to get real".

Anonymous DT February 15, 2015 8:16 AM  

Not to ruin the party, but none of the regular joes I know are even talking about this. I may ask around today to get an idea. I never watched that drivel to begin with so I'm mostly thinking, whatever about him leaving.

TV news is dead for so many people. Brian Williams is just one more nail in the coffin. At least with the Internet you know if something you read is BS it will, sooner or later, be called out as such.

Now the important question: Sofia Vergara or Kate Upton? I'm saying Kate. Looks down to earth and like she'd make a good home cooked meal.

Kate Upton. But if I actually had those kinds of choices in real life...Candice Swanepoel.

Anonymous Cryan Ryan February 15, 2015 8:18 AM  

"Don't worry - you'll still get yer free birth control."

Heh.

Anonymous Kool Moe Dee February 15, 2015 8:20 AM  

Cryan Ryan - you beat me to it! Somebody will pay for it!

Blogger Laguna Beach Fogey February 15, 2015 8:24 AM  

Kate Upton, she's more fertile, and reminds me of a recent ex. Sofia on Tuesdays.

Anonymous Laz February 15, 2015 8:40 AM  

Famke Janssen

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 15, 2015 9:02 AM  

Limbaugh exists to legitimize the Left, typical contard a bright man with no sense of personal politics. The Left is self delegitimizing and yet conservatives keep on keeping on with their merciless abstractions.

Any libtard comes up to you and spews the rhetorical idiocy all you have to do is reply "Where did you hear that, from Brian Williams?" But NO all conservatives will do is instantly go into essay form trying to make a point that the converted will hear and agree with and nod their heads.

Conservatives talk a good game of 4GW and then go play 1GW political Dungeons and Dragons.

Anonymous jack February 15, 2015 9:03 AM  

@Salt:
I doubt the makers of the movie ever contemplated it being one of the most used... in history. The funniest thing is, it's Hitler.

The movie makers, I think, once tried to stop the use of the section of their movie used for all these parodies. Thing is, those parodies have probably sold more dvd copies of that worthless movie than would ever happened otherwise.
Somehow someone or organization needs to compile all the best of the parodies into some sort of formal collection. It would probably sell. I know, I know, much of the comedy is time sensitive; but, much is not.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 15, 2015 9:08 AM  

Its a good bit of political satire but IMO the best use of Hitler was in cartoon form with "Anti-racist Hitler" that was pure genius. Hitler coming out of Argentinian retirement at the ripe old age of 125 years to attend an "Anti-racist" conclave where he wows the activist audience and brings Diversity, Tolerance and Love to his friends in Israel, with not a bullet or gas chamber in sight.

"Anti-Racist Hitler" a classic.

Anonymous Monkey Boy February 15, 2015 9:11 AM  

Its a good film and the Director has said he likes the parodies. Its the studio that tries to stop them, because they can't make money from it.

Anonymous Old Man in a Villa February 15, 2015 9:19 AM  

I just saw this elsewhere this morning and the comment I posted was "It never gets old."

It would have been funnier if he had closed with Jon Stewart instead of Olbermann, but that's just me.

Anonymous NorthernHamlet February 15, 2015 9:33 AM  

MrMantraMan,

Any libtard comes up to you and spews the rhetorical idiocy all you have to do is reply "Where did you hear that, from Brian Williams?

I would advise against this strategy. A quick search coughs up some numbers: 2 million watch his show with a 19% polling likability of 26 news names (Barbara Walters, etc. This info is from some random shill site, but work with me here)

So what percentage of the US libs actually care about him? Like was said above, there Internet has changed media consumption. I'm hardly even aware of the Brian Williams thing and I don't think I've ever watched him on TV. Ever.

Long story short: I think you may get some confused looks.

Anonymous TroperA February 15, 2015 9:41 AM  

OT but important to Gamergate fans: MovieBob has been kicked off of The Escapist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYzJ2QpIzQE

(Mostly likely due to his vile anti-GG tweets. And the fact that he's a virulent anticonsumerist who was driving away viewers.)

The best thing for him to do is to abandon the Ideologue-ery , go back to Youtube and review golden age Nintendo games, obscure movies and 80's cartoon series like he used to before he left. But we all know he probably won't. The SJW brain fungus won't let him go that easily, even when reality intrudes....

Blogger Salt February 15, 2015 9:45 AM  

Long story short: I think you may get some confused looks.

Doesn't change that the joke's on them.

Anonymous brian williams February 15, 2015 9:45 AM  

Reminds me of another VD noted that heliked.
This /sarc about losing your ass in the rigged markets.
Etrade: "Sorry, You Can't Take It Back"

Blogger buzzardist February 15, 2015 9:48 AM  

I was waiting for the line, but it never came.

Hitler: Well, at least we still have Stewart's jokes to keep the Millennials in line.
Henchman: Ummm, sir, Stewart announced this week that he is quitting.

Anonymous The other skeptic February 15, 2015 9:49 AM  

Someone should do one about Obama!

Blogger Salt February 15, 2015 10:05 AM  

Here ya go.

Anonymous grey enlightenment February 15, 2015 10:15 AM  

that is hilarious

Blogger LP 999/Eliza February 15, 2015 10:18 AM  

My fave scene is always the removal of the glasses.

An intern bimbo problem could be easily assuaged away, the public would not care. Genx trusts V, the internet and their intuition over anyone in television. I mean just lately the 50 shades are disappearing from trailers. Now the most unlikely two skit stars are being cast for a new horrid emo dating movie; (more endless SNL worship) Bill Hader (who deserves better) will be paired up with Amy Schumer.

Poor BW! With a nice Post Americxant last name - it does not make any sense, he knew lies wont fly in the era of the internet. Atreyu's Lies, Lies, Lies or Can't Happen Here says it all. Moreover, I still promote the notion BW wanted out, its just a show to media pple anyways. What did they care about the truth anyways!

My conclusion is that BW purposely wanted to ruin nbc or msnbc or whatever its called. Sad part is most baby boomers and those who dont know what a computer is have no idea about the AGWgate, BW gate and countless other lies promoted by hollow morons.

Returning to Hilter, those crosses are selling big in print art, long ago I so noted such an attraction of those items, replicas mixed into art suddenly nets attention. Strange.

Hilters art was good, why did the art school reject him? All he wanted to be was an artist. Just a humble, peace loving artist. A recent sale of 3 million by an unknown buyer went unnoticed by the media for one of his paintings.

Blogger David February 15, 2015 10:25 AM  

The last couple line are truly the best.

He could also have said they'll have to reanimate Phil Donahue.

Blogger LP 999/Eliza February 15, 2015 10:33 AM  

Bitches wish, they wish they had valor. BW do any service? No. The current streams of consciousness (otherwise known as the streams of utterly horror show level of policy failures) via current administrations serve in anything? No. A resounding Nein to any service.

Was it not around 5 to 6 years ago that BW was given s good rep? He is kind, family guy, dude to have a beer with, etc.? Why was he burned? The story he relayed was too emo so maybe he is being poisoned with estrogen.

Vlad Putin would never ever do something or be affiliated with something so fucking stupid. The only adult left in the geopol world is thankfully, Alpha Male Putin.

He did his time!

Blogger LP 999/Eliza February 15, 2015 10:34 AM  

I listened for the 3rd time, still laughing!

Anonymous zen0 February 15, 2015 11:12 AM  

Is it just me or does Bruno Ganz as Hitler look a lot like Bill Belichick.

Anonymous Difster February 15, 2015 11:20 AM  

"It never gets old" is exactly what I've been saying about it. You can see Brian Williams memes I created on Twitter @LibertyAlerts

Anonymous Noah B. February 15, 2015 11:30 AM  

"That is the best one yet. And it calls out everything we ever suspected of the Democrats."

It really is. I've chuckled at the others but this one induced gut-wrenching fits of laughter.

"There is no way he can possibly come back from it; literally everything he says is going to be immediately transformed into parody."

He could always make his reappearance as a regular on SNL.

Anonymous Anonymous Cowherd February 15, 2015 12:01 PM  

I for one enjoyed Brian Willaims Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers and wish him all the best in future endeavors.

Blogger Doom February 15, 2015 12:05 PM  

"literally everything he says is going to be immediately transformed into parody."

I am definitely, on some things, on the bleeding edge. I am so far past parody that I no longer watch "the news". Fox isn't even better, if it tries, at times, to toss a bone to conservatives. It's all parody worthy. As for him being done? They don't quit, they don't have shame, they don't even know or care. He is done only if the left says he is done, and they have the same problems. Don't know, don't care, no shame. But they are getting older, and sometimes that makes a difference. And they do feed on their own, from time to time. So, maybe. I'm just not holding my breath.

Anonymous KTG February 15, 2015 12:46 PM  

Utube has jerked the video on the front page and what I saw that replaced it was CS Lewis "Mere liberty and the evils of statism" hour-long.
Even looking at Brian Williams Hitler in the utube bar got the same video.
Not until I went to the orwellspectre name and found the link on his upload page did I get the correct video, and then a re-search on the "B...W...H..." page went throught to the correct video.
They are showing their hand at hiding the facts, just like you see spoken of at jimstonefreelance.com
where he claims that they will divert viewers clicking links he posts to alternate spam videos to throw off the legitimate search for truth.

Blogger Markku February 15, 2015 1:53 PM  

I, too, know someone who tells ridiculously impossible tales of heroism all the time. I mean, he has done it for decades. They are so ridiculously unlikely that it just makes you wonder how he can convince himself that the listeners believe them. I mean, it would be easy to tell something actually believable instead, like Players do. But nooooo, it has to be comic book stuff.

THIS, I think, should properly be called "Munchausen syndrome". And it sounds like this Brian has it.

Anonymous Gapeseed February 15, 2015 1:57 PM  

Upton wins by acclaim, but that Vergara merits the comparison being twenty years older than her putative rival speaks very well for her.

Blogger Nate February 15, 2015 2:43 PM  

Did Hilter ever react to the Seahawks interception?

OpenID cailcorishev February 15, 2015 3:05 PM  

My favorite part is the guy who speaks up like an asspie commenter, who just can't stop himself from quibbling over whether it was more like Black Hawk Down or Zero Dark Thirty, and Hitler hammers him for missing the point.

I couldn't believe it either when Williams first claimed to have "misremembered." I didn't know much about the story then, so I thought I had to have misunderstood something myself: he didn't just say he "misremembered" whether he was on a helicopter that crashed, did he? I know people who take actual medication for disassociation who would say, "Man, that's messed up."

Blogger Bard February 15, 2015 3:17 PM  

VD,
I watched that last night and wondered if you had seen it yet. Thought about sending the link. It never gets old.

Blogger Bard February 15, 2015 3:20 PM  

More establishment bullshit...the fake Ukraine/Russian pics that were stock photos from '08 presented by Sen. Inhofe from OK. Can they discredit themselves anymore? Who can take these clown serious?

Blogger rycamor February 15, 2015 3:59 PM  

cailcorishev February 15, 2015 3:05 PM

My favorite part is the guy who speaks up like an asspie commenter, who just can't stop himself from quibbling over whether it was more like Black Hawk Down or Zero Dark Thirty, and Hitler hammers him for missing the point.


"Shut up, you jagoff! Could you miss the point more?" Gold.

Anonymous KTG February 15, 2015 6:38 PM  

Tried a different location and machine and there is now something about some football player hitting another player.
Refreshed the page and now it is on with Adolf's face.

Copied and pasted directly:

Kam Chancellor hits Demaryius Thomas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0UevvfswzGk

Anonymous DT February 15, 2015 9:50 PM  

Nate - Did Hilter ever react to the Seahawks interception?

You haven't seen it?

Hitler finds out Seahawks lost Superbowl

Anonymous Rhys February 15, 2015 10:14 PM  

I started to lose it at Trigger warning and then just lost it all together when he got into the full rage. Best one yet.
I have seen this movie before but could never watch it again after having seen a thousand of these.

Blogger James Higham February 16, 2015 3:24 AM  

I think Brian was also at Pompeii, wasn't he?

Blogger Joshua Dyal February 16, 2015 8:16 AM  

TV news is dead for so many people. Brian Williams is just one more nail in the coffin. At least with the Internet you know if something you read is BS it will, sooner or later, be called out as such.

The problem is: all of the folks who are most likely to be outraged by Brian Williams are the ones who already don't watch or trust the MSM anyway. I'm not sure this is the "sea change" in public opinion that I've seen predicted. In fact, I very highly doubt it.

Blogger Joshua Dyal February 16, 2015 8:16 AM  

TV news is dead for so many people. Brian Williams is just one more nail in the coffin. At least with the Internet you know if something you read is BS it will, sooner or later, be called out as such.

The problem is: all of the folks who are most likely to be outraged by Brian Williams are the ones who already don't watch or trust the MSM anyway. I'm not sure this is the "sea change" in public opinion that I've seen predicted. In fact, I very highly doubt it.

Blogger Duke of Earl February 16, 2015 7:17 PM  

It reminds me of that time I was in a drop pod coming down hot on Mars, and one of the Borg nailed us with a ground mounted turbo-laser battery...

Anonymous Titus Didius Tacitus February 18, 2015 1:36 AM  

There's no other equally suitable scene to build parodies on. Strange. It's almost as if Bruno Ganz was an exceptionally powerful actor.

Blogger MrNiceguy February 18, 2015 2:33 PM  

"I still remember standing on the lunar surface, waiting for Armstrong to emerge from the lander..."

-possibly accurate Brian Williams quote

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