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Saturday, March 28, 2015

Punch harder

It's amusing how many SJWs don't understand how this "Internet" thing works. A woman whines about being criticized by Dalrock, among others.
A group of supposed "Christian" men bantered back and forth under a blog written with the sole intention of saying that women divorce so they can profit off of it by writing about it and I Laura Lifshitz, am one of the most evil women profiting off her dissolved marriage. Oh and by the way, the article is categorized under "ugly feminists."

First, the comments focused on how terrible I was for writing about my divorce not only for The Huffington Post, but also for the New York Times because you know, the divorce must be my fault since I write about the experience, and I'm an evil Jewish feminist. And not only must the divorce be my fault but that I am a selfish mother who cares not for her own child and how she feels in the matter. In addition, let's not forget to add that female writers writing about divorce are a bunch of leeches set to destroy our families all in the name of money.

Because, you know, I'm just filthy rich. It's too bad my student loan lender doesn't realize this.

Then, the commenters started to focus on my last name: Lifshitz.

"Ha, Ha, Ha! Is it even a real name?" joked one commenter.

Then the other commenters joined in to bash my last name, these anti-Semitic, vile, and immature babies (I mean men).
Now why would anyone be moved to criticize a woman who calls them "anti-Semitic, vile, and immature babies"? What is the bright line that separates a woman calling men "vile and immature babies" and a man calling women "rancid cunts"? And for crying out loud, look at her name. "Is it a real name" is about the mildest possible sport anyone could make of it. As for people getting personal about Ms Lipshits, it's not hard to see why they might feel justified in doing so:
There is this one dude at the gym who is very buff. He’s not my bag of treats, but apparently he feels that any woman who looks in his direction must be interested. He has this stone face grimace. I see him at least three times a week. Smile you grouchy fuck! I am not interested in you, but I just hate looking at such a crabby face.
Any woman who writes like this has made herself entirely fair game for any verbal abuse anyone wants to pour out upon her. Like the McRapeys and McRacists of the world, she wants to be able to dish out abuse without being subjecting to it in return. Women like this are in shock that men on the Internet aren't treating them the way that men in their daily life do, and that they can't get away with talking about others in public the way they do in private.

The thing is, if you're going to be a public figure and express your opinion on the Internet, you are going to upset a subset of the people who encounter it. A subset of that subset are going to respond by attacking you using nothing but rhetoric. I've had people calling me nearly every name in the book on the Internet since 2001. So what? It clearly hasn't harmed me in the slightest. I quite like that it also gives me complete carte blanche to call everyone else anything I please since it seems to bother most of them considerably more than it bothers me.

The first rule of dealing with SJWs is Andrew Breitbart's: always punch back twice as hard. The second rule is this: keep punching. Women are particularly susceptible to attacks on their appearance and their sexual behavior, so those are the most effective subjects to target with rhetoric. Once it is clear that they're not engaging in honest dialectic or rational discourse, your best bet is to either ignore them or nuke them rhetorically.

The third rule is this: quote them and quote them ruthlessly. Patrick Nielsen Hayden is a self-admitted racist. John Scalzi is a self-admitted rapist. NK Jemisin is a self-admitted savage... and proud of it.

The SJWs have to choose. Either they can engage in rational discourse or they can accept being called sluts and savages and racists and evil, ugly feminists on a regular basis. What is not on the table is one-way communication where they attack and lecture us and we humbly accept it in dutiful silence.
There are some things I cannot understand -- like internet trolls and people who hate chocolate -- but there is one thing that I do know is that I will never stop writing. I don't care if they come to my house and call me the ugliest cunt on the planet. I will never stop writing my story.
Oh, I don't think there was every any chance that Ms Lipshits was going to stop talking about herself. But she can be assured that as long as she subjects the public to her story, the public is going to talk back.

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70 Comments:

Anonymous Jill March 28, 2015 1:58 PM  

"...it seems to bother most of them considerably more than it bothers me." It's a good skill to have.

Anonymous Varenius March 28, 2015 2:02 PM  

Smile you grouchy fuck!

And yet, we're told that telling a woman to smile is a form of male oppression.

I will never stop writing my story.

Yes, everyone is trying to silence you. Sure, dearie.



Anonymous Heaviside March 28, 2015 2:05 PM  

lol she is so bootybothered. I think I helped with the "anti-Semitic" bit!

Anonymous Jon Bromfield March 28, 2015 2:14 PM  

This of course is why I have no problem making all sorts of mean fat jokes about Seanan McGuire.

She is a nasty, small-minded, intolerant, vulgar ("WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK") SJW fascist whose body is the physical manifestation of her rancid soul.

Anonymous fish March 28, 2015 2:20 PM  

There is this one dude at the gym who is very buff. He’s not my bag of treats, but apparently he feels that any woman who looks in his direction must be interested. He has this stone face grimace. I see him at least three times a week. Smile you grouchy fuck! I am not interested in you, but I just hate looking at such a crabby face.


Me, me, ME....you exist and your behavior shall be such to brighten my world!!

Anonymous LOL at Ms. LIftSkirt March 28, 2015 2:33 PM  

How terrible! A Writer (these bitches always imply the capital W) who writes about what she wants to write about is upset at the terrible mean men who dare to also write about her, not just as a Writer but as a woman and A Mother. How dare anyone fail to bow down before the holy object that is A Mother.

These cunts don't realize that their cunty cuntness makes them just another boring, mouthy cunt and nothing more. The degree from Columbia? Just another piece of paper with a reverse dowry of student debt attached.

Probably she's just unhaaaapy that a group of men failed to become her beta orbiters…unlike her ex.

Anonymous kh123 March 28, 2015 2:41 PM  

"Just another piece of paper with a reverse dowry of student debt attached."

That's pretty good; will have to remember that.

Anonymous Will Best March 28, 2015 2:50 PM  

Writing aspirations should probably be added to the list of automatic disqualifying traits when searching for a wife.

Blogger mmaier2112 March 28, 2015 2:52 PM  

I usually don't go for the "if a woman talks about a man, she wants him" idea...

But what tard wants to bet AGAINST her granny panties getting wet looking at Mr. Buff?

Blogger Kryten 2X4B 523P March 28, 2015 2:53 PM  

Im really starting to see the value in hitting back twice as hard.

Had a recent facebook exchange with some lefty aquaintances - generally speaking theyre good folks, but theyve drunk the Kool- Aid and cant think for themselves. One posted this : http://reasonstovoteukip.com/.

I pointed out how stuipid do you have to be to take your opinions verbatim from a shitty website, based on biased media sources. Asked if it would be better to actually vote based on manifesto & good of country. Cue accusations of "defending Ukip", attempts at social shaming (Ukip supporters are sexist, racist mysoginists who eat babies and torture kittens, apparently), hyperbole etc.

Used their own logic and countered with a link to a news report linking Labour with the Paedophile Infomation Exchange, and stated they must all be paedos then. No further response from any of them, unsurprisingly.

The funniest thing was that I did not express support for any party, anywhere. They simply made an assumption and went off on their own.

Does make me think that we need to restrict voting to those with some basic understanding of the issues and how simple market economics actually works though.

Anonymous Salt March 28, 2015 2:54 PM  

"Laura Lifshitz is a pint-sized, battery-operated, tour de force of wit and neuroticism."

Battery operated neuroticism. Well, there ya go. She also "likes to make friends with strangers". Now about that guy at the gym ya little minx.

Blogger mmaier2112 March 28, 2015 2:54 PM  

I have Facebook friends (some I know in RL) that need to realize this too. If you post something, expect someone to respond.

I'm almost done being civil with idiots. Indiana's "pro-gay bashing law" that just passed is inspiring the SJW tendencies of some morons I know.

They apparently think faggots and dykes are beyond criticism.

Anonymous Daniel March 28, 2015 2:56 PM  

Oh brother. John Belushi did this bit way better than her about forty years ago.

Anonymous Will Best March 28, 2015 2:56 PM  

he degree from Columbia? Just another piece of paper with a reverse dowry of student debt attached.

That would be a bride price

Anonymous Stickwick March 28, 2015 3:00 PM  

She mentioned on Twitter that some folks are questioning her Jewish identity, since her mom converted. Looking at her tweets, the real problem is that DIVORCEE is her identity. Talk about monomania. You'd think after a while that she'd bore herself with this shtick.

Blogger IM2L844 March 28, 2015 3:03 PM  

I don't care who you are, Lifshitz is a funny name, but people refusing to ignore the obvious is what pisses feminists and SJWs off the most.

Anonymous The other robot March 28, 2015 3:07 PM  

I don't care if they come to my house and call me the ugliest cunt on the planet. I will never stop writing my story.

Some people confuse writing with writing something worth reading.

Anonymous tiredofitall March 28, 2015 3:16 PM  

"The funniest thing was that I did not express support for any party, anywhere. They simply made an assumption and went off on their own." - Kryten 2X4B 523P

You committed the unthinkable crime of not immediately genuflecting and licking their boots while agreeing with every word they spoke. It's a general flaw with most SJWs and it's quite easy to spot.

They tend to read/listen until offended and then take off on one of their fucktarded rants about intersectionality, or genderfluidity, or some new made up bullshit to qualify them in the Oppression Olympics.

OpenID mattse001 March 28, 2015 3:17 PM  

Of course that's a fake name.
Her real name is Ms. Dirty-Sanchez.

Anonymous Baseball Savant March 28, 2015 3:22 PM  

I love having this conversation with girls:

Girl: Ewww, you are just so big. I wouldn't want to date a guy who is as muscular as you are.
Me: Have you ever dated a guy as muscular as I am?
Girl: No.
Me: Oh
Girl: Can I touch your arms?

Blogger Laramie Hirsch March 28, 2015 3:23 PM  

Vox, about punching harder, I have this question in relation to other online opponents, the atheists.

I truly enjoy watching our side get ruthless with the other side.

I've been at it with atheists online lately. They can be pretty vile. However, as I read different apologists, they state that we are to be humble and respectful.

Here is an excerpt from Trent Horn's book, Answering Atheism: How to Make the Case for God With Logic and Charity.

"Theists do their cause a great disservice by ridiculing atheists or saying that it is obvious atheism is false. If atheism were simply irrational, then why would believers have to guard against being 'drowned' by unbelief? Likewise, atheists should know that many people have wrestled and struggled with the question of God's existence before they converted to religious faith. Both sides should accept each other's doubts and journey toward the truth together in a spirit of mutual humility."

The above passage comes from a section called "Getting Rid of Bad Attitudes."

I have not been completely kind. On occasion I return their hostility. Not in a boisterous explosive and emotional way. But sort of in a straight matter of fact way. And I feel heartened when I see people from my side pull out their stilletos and take charge against ruthless hostile ridicule.

Ought we be more pleasant and just take the hits? I'm a little divided on this one.

Blogger Lovekraft March 28, 2015 3:27 PM  

Just ask her if she agrees with Ederly's 'ethics' vis a vis the Rolling Stone UVA scandal. Keep hammering the requirement for her to take a position on this simple yet telling example of bias.

If she refuses, dismiss and ignore.

Blogger Kryten 2X4B 523P March 28, 2015 3:28 PM  

@tiredofitall

Tbh, I knew it was going to happen anyway, I was just curious to see if they'd run with it if I remained neutral.

Theyre not full on SJW, they're just used to others doing the thinking for them while they get on with their "bread & circuses". The very definition of sheeple.

And they went further than I ever thought they would - which would be funny if it wasnt quite so sad, and the consequences for the country so severe.

I do try and stay away from the rabid SJWs though, I haven't the patience and I like my blood pressure at the level its at.

Anonymous Too-Soon-ami March 28, 2015 3:28 PM  

To prove those guys (and me) are superficial anti-Semite immature babies, she should hire a triple-blind lab to conduct EEG tests on a thousand volunteers, to detect mental snickering when the word "Lifshitz" is presented. Then, when the 90% LOL report is dropped on her desk, she should fuck off.

Bitch, EVERYONE is going to laugh at your ridiculous name. Your mom even giggled when she first met your dad.

Blogger ray March 28, 2015 3:39 PM  

They were allowed the kick the shit out of guys for forty years, and even have criminalized TALKING back to them. So now they're enraged when any male doesn't just turtle-down and take it. Which is what 'men' have been doing for a long time.


Ms. Lipshits is a standard fem-thug who constantly dishes it out, but can't even take disagreement on the internet. Like millions of others, she wants to beat down The Man but never take a punch herself. And she will vote-in anyone necessary in order to make her bullying the 'law'.


Just another punk-thug, pretending to be an aggrieved victim. If God calls her Lipshits now, wonder what he's gonna call her in the future? Something even more descriptive I'll warrant.

Blogger S1AL March 28, 2015 3:41 PM  

@Laramie Hirsch: I struggled with the concept for a long time, and I think this passage from the Bible conveys the concept nicely: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%208%3A9-25

There is a time to be harsh, even brutal, but it must be constrained by our mandate to act in love. The point is not the break down the other side, but to convince them of their errors; failing that, to convince the onlookers.

Blogger Corvinus March 28, 2015 3:43 PM  

I usually don't go for the "if a woman talks about a man, she wants him" idea...

But what tard wants to bet AGAINST her granny panties getting wet looking at Mr. Buff?


@mmaier2112
Yeah, it's hilarious. And as an undesirable female, it's also quite obvious she's being sour grapes about it:

"There is this one dude at the gym who is very buff. He’s not my bag of treats, but apparently he feels that any woman who looks in his direction must be interested."

Because he's smart and knows how women operate. Low-value males only get looked at by women when they're talking to them directly, or if they look goofy.

"He has this stone face grimace. I see him at least three times a week. Smile you grouchy fuck! I am not interested in you, but I just hate looking at such a crabby face."

She mistakes his lack of a goofy clownish grin for being "grouchy". Somehow I suspect this fellow is a Beta or better.

Blogger njartist March 28, 2015 3:47 PM  

@Laramie Hirsch March 28, 2015 3:23 PM
"Theists do their cause a great disservice by ridiculing atheists or saying that it is obvious atheism is false."

"The fool says in his heart that there is no God": atheists are fools: there is no way to argue or reason with them.Take the position that Wisdom takes in the opening chapter of Proverbs.

Anonymous DT March 28, 2015 3:56 PM  

The SJWs have to choose. Either they can engage in rational discourse or they can accept being called sluts and savages and racists and evil, ugly feminists on a regular basis.

I imagine many of them have no idea what rational discourse is. You have to learn logic. You have to study the fallacies. You have to seek out and understand your own biases, and continually practice the art of dispassionate analysis. It is not our nature to do these things.

Not making an excuse for Laura Lifshitz. Just observing that for her to make the choice, someone would first have to educate her and bring her up to the level of understanding the choice. In her mind her discourse is rational while the discourse of big mean boys who make her FeelBad(TM) is irrational.

Anonymous BigGaySteve March 28, 2015 3:57 PM  

Of course she only posts stuff she moderates I wonder if she will post:

"There is this one dude at the gym who is very buff. ... I see him at least three times a week. Smile you grouchy fuck! I am not interested in you, but I just hate looking at such a crabby face"
++++
He smiles at me. Maybe you should wear more clothing at the gym."

"if a woman talks about a man, she wants him" idea..."

I hope she wiped the equipment down after she was done it sounds like he was making her wet instead of the machine.

"ugliest cunt on the planet." ~ maybe her cameltoe was keeping the guy from smiling.

"linking Labour with the Paedophile Infomation Exchange, and stated they must all be paedos then."

90% give the rest a bad name. If the moslems where competing with them for little boys, labour would make Vlad "the impaler" Tepes look like a pansy

Anonymous BigGaySteve March 28, 2015 4:07 PM  

mmaier2112 I'm almost done being civil with idiots. Indiana's "pro-gay bashing law" that just passed"

Tell them most hate crimes against gays don't count because leftists are afraid to apply them when blacks attack.
http://theothermccain.com/2015/03/26/just-murder-not-a-hate-crime/

The Indiana law just means I cant force a catholic church to marry me, a Jewish baker forced to bake an knot sea cake. The only thing leftists think should not be able to happen is for me to have a moslem baker make a cake of Moohammad getting screwed by a pig.

Anonymous roversaurus March 28, 2015 4:18 PM  

This is a wonderful sentiment. I hope you repeat it often.

"The SJWs have to choose. Either they can engage in rational discourse or they can accept being called sluts and savages and racists and evil, ugly feminists on a regular basis. What is not on the table is one-way communication where they attack and lecture us and we humbly accept it in dutiful silence."

Anonymous Red Comet March 28, 2015 4:26 PM  

There is this one dude at the gym who is very buff. He’s not my bag of treats, but apparently he feels that any woman who looks in his direction must be interested. He has this stone face grimace. I see him at least three times a week. Smile you grouchy fuck! I am not interested in you, but I just hate looking at such a crabby face.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Blogger James Dixon March 28, 2015 4:28 PM  

> ...the divorce must be my fault since I write about the experience...

Fortunately for her I have no interest in reading about her divorce, or I might join the chorus. The very fact that she says this makes it a 99% certainty that it was, in fact, her fault.

> Writing aspirations should probably be added to the list of automatic disqualifying traits when searching for a wife.

Oh, I don't know. It doesn't seem to have hurt my wife any.

> Indiana's "pro-gay bashing law" that just passed is inspiring the SJW tendencies of some morons I know.

Oh, that's been a real treat. Apparently Salesforce is now fully SJW invested. Well, at least that lets me know to remove them from my list of recommended vendors. I'm sorry to see Pat McAfee being an idiot though. Normally WVU does a better job of educating people. Of course, I guess these people have a real problem with the first amendment too.

Blogger Hermit March 28, 2015 4:30 PM  

She is helping us in three different ways.

1) She gave Dalrock a lot of views.

2) She and all the other feminists are living proof that their insane ideology is not about female equality. The sooner all the pussified leftist males understand the better.

3) She used the usual anti-semitism victim tactic. My hope is that people will grow tired of this jewish tricks, when people will no longer care about them playing holocaust card it will be a great day for our civilization.

Anonymous Daniel March 28, 2015 4:38 PM  

If they are "Christian" she is "Jewish."

Blogger Eric March 28, 2015 4:45 PM  

There is this one dude at the gym who is very buff. He’s not my bag of treats...

If he wasn't you wouldn't have mentioned him, particularly in light of the fact that your only interaction consists of him not smiling at you.

Anonymous Abie Gefiltefish March 28, 2015 4:46 PM  

Is she really Jewish? Did her mother honestly convert according to halacha? Or was she converted by one of those neo-Christian hippy-dippy Reform or Conservative rabbis?

I find it hard to believe Lifshitz' mother is a true convert given her daughter's slutty, un-tzniusdik behavior.

It is going to be a major problem if she (or her daughter) attempts to make aliyah. Sheketz zona like Lifshitz do not Return.

Blogger Vox March 28, 2015 4:57 PM  

Here is an excerpt from Trent Horn's book, Answering Atheism: How to Make the Case for God With Logic and Charity.

I don't have to read any more than that to know he's an ineffective and quite possibly a jackass to boot. Christians who talk about charity in that sense are like liberals who talk about being thoughtful.

Ought we be more pleasant and just take the hits? I'm a little divided on this one.

No. If they are taking shots like that, their issue is pride in their pseudo-reason. Break it with the real thing.

Blogger Laramie Hirsch March 28, 2015 5:12 PM  

Thank you very much for your reply, Vox.

OpenID simplytimothy March 28, 2015 5:23 PM  

"Ought we be more pleasant and just take the hits? I'm a little divided on this one."

Neither Paul nor Jesus where pleasant when the occasion warranted it.

Galations 5:12 Where Paul wrote (paraphrasing) "go cut your freaking nuts off, you idiots" (read it in context, the Christian character is perfect--hostility to enemies of the church and tenderness to the repentent)

In Mark 8:33, Christ brought the clue-bat upside St. Peter's head. I am sure there are other examples of our Lord bringing the rhetorical lumber when the situation demanded it.

Pajama-Boy christianity has run its course. This is what God asks us to be.

Blogger Laramie Hirsch March 28, 2015 5:32 PM  

Vox, if you are interested, I've posted an extended version of this question (with included quotations from firebrand saints) over at this forum:

http://tedeum.boards.net/thread/1138/rude-hostile-atheists

I link to your post here, as I often do. I will be asking this question on other Catholic forums, and I'll probably provide a link to this same question for the Dread Ilk on their page.

Within a few days to a week I will share my findings in a blog post, and I'll link to it in this "Pulling Punches" thread.

Again, thanks for what you do. And as always, looking forward to your next post.

-Laramie Hirsch

Anonymous BigGaySteve March 28, 2015 5:50 PM  

Here is a gay couple who both murdered other gays in the past, will companies discriminate against them for life insurance?
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/convicted-gay-killers-are-first-couple-marry-uk-prison280315

Blogger Hd Hammer March 28, 2015 6:17 PM  

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Blogger Hd Hammer March 28, 2015 6:23 PM  

Laramie Hirsch
My experience with aggressive atheists is they are not interested in conversion....and I doubt they are capable of it, their preconceived ideology will prevent them from understanding any rational argument. Those atheists truly interested won't be be aggressive, I guess they will be inquisitive.

Blogger IM2L844 March 28, 2015 6:23 PM  

"Here is a gay..."

Just stop.

Anonymous paradox March 28, 2015 6:25 PM  

And now the meme has to adapt... Ms. Lifshitz, show us on the doll where the Christian touched you.

Anonymous Steve March 28, 2015 6:33 PM  

Jon Bromfield - yar me too. The Seanan McGuire jokes were a lot of fun, because she deserves it.

When I thought she was just some random chubby authoress, I had no reason to be unkind to her. But when I realised she led the SJW Twitter lynch mob against Jonathan Ross, and was spewing hate-filled rhetoric against "white dudes", I thought fuck you, fatty..

Blogger ray March 28, 2015 6:34 PM  

"In Mark 8:33, Christ brought the clue-bat upside St. Peter's head. I am sure there are other examples of our Lord bringing the rhetorical lumber when the situation demanded it."


He did many times, it's just not all recorded in the NT. Also, he purposely emphasized the Lamb aspect of his holy nature in the first incarnation, for reasons that should be obvious to Christians and Hebrews.


The OT, of course, is replete with what happens when we anger the LORD and rebel against him. We needn't guess about his ways, only decide if we accept them or not.


Ms. Lipshits, like so many of her modern sisters and brothers, is no Hebrew. Her church is the synagogue of satan, and she is about his business, not Father's.

Anonymous anon123 March 28, 2015 6:46 PM  

Fred's latest will give a heads up to any of you millenials who might be thinking of taking the plunge. Spoiler alert- don't.

Anonymous Brian March 28, 2015 6:59 PM  

I will note that I am half-Jewish with the other half- Irish and Scottish, but still I am Jewish. I don't know much about Passover, I never had a Bat Mitzvah, and I don't know Hebrew, but it's still my heritage. My blood. People in my family were persecuted for being Jewish. I take this seriously.

You gotta be shitting me....

Anonymous zen0 March 28, 2015 7:10 PM  

> You gotta be shitting me....

FAIL!

(she was shitzing you...)

Anonymous The other robot March 28, 2015 7:41 PM  

Here is a gay couple who both murdered other gays in the past

Gallatinov, 40, is a convicted pedophile. Since 1997, he's been serving a life sentence for the murder of a 28-year old he met on a gay chat line.

I thought that pedophiles weren't gay or something.

Anonymous p-dawg March 28, 2015 8:11 PM  

She bitches if you don't smile at her. Ten to one she bitches if you DO smile at her. Cause haters hate, lovers love, ______ bitch.

Blogger James Dixon March 28, 2015 8:14 PM  

> It's made you so bitter and walled off you cannot even relate to human beings as if they were people anymore.

Vox's inability to relate to others has been discussed several times in these very forums, often by Vox himself. Suffice it say you have no idea what you're talking about.

Blogger The CronoLink March 28, 2015 8:38 PM  

Oh, hey insanity! How ya doing? Still a crazy, self-absorbed monomaniac bent on making Vox notice you, eh?

Anonymous Jack Amok March 28, 2015 9:00 PM  

If your family name is Lipshits, you should legally change it for the sake of your children. Either that or move somewhere English isn't the primary language.

Blogger Ben Cohen March 28, 2015 9:26 PM  

I know of a jewish family named Fuchs. And a Chinese guy named mai yung ho.

Anonymous zen0 March 28, 2015 9:28 PM  

Speaking of unfortunate names....

H.M. EMBASSY
MOSCOW

Lord Pembroke
The Foreign Office
London

6th April 1943

My Dear Reggie,

In these dark days man tends to look for little shafts of light that spill from Heaven. My days are probably darker than yours, and I need, my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean and selfish about what little brightness is shed upon me from time to time. So I propose to share with you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre life and tell you that God has given me a new Turkish colleague whose card tells me that he is called Mustapha Kunt.

We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then, especially when Spring is upon us, but few of us would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk to do that.

Archie

Sir Archibald Clark Kerr
H.M. Ambassador

Anonymous Furkan Derya March 28, 2015 9:30 PM  

That's raciss!

Blogger Danby March 28, 2015 11:14 PM  

@Laramie,
Answer a fool according to his folly. If he is willing to argue politely in good faith, answer in kind, but if he offers vituperation and abuse, return the favor.
One of the problems is that Atheists are way too used to Christians turning the other cheek. They think they can get away with abuse and never get called on it. And it makes them look manly to their socially autistic retarded admirers.
What's funny is that when you do take this route, they will start telling you how you are supposed to address them.

Anonymous rienzi March 28, 2015 11:23 PM  

Dear Ms. Lifshitz,

Please go find a copy of Monty Python's "Life of Brian". Watch it. Run the parts about "Biggus Dickus" and "Incontinentia Buttocks" over and over again. See the reactions of the Roman Soldiers to those names.

That is how we react when we hear "your" name Ms. Lifshitz. Its not nice, and its not fair, but it is what it is. If its any help, I knew a girl in college with the unfortunate last name of "Fuchs", and it wasn't pronounced "Fyouks".

Go change your name. Its legal to do so. I hear Hamilton and Miller are available.

Blogger Man. Cla. March 29, 2015 12:13 AM  

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Her family comes from a long line of shit lifters that worked hard to earn that name. Don't let the haters stop you from lifting shit Laura.

Being a Lifshitz is nothing to be ashamed of.

Anonymous Stilicho March 29, 2015 1:16 AM  

Dear Ms Lischitz,

Cry me a river.

Sincerely,
Dick Treacle

Anonymous Shibes Meadow March 29, 2015 5:04 AM  

I know this kind of cow. Spoiled, pushy Jewess that thinks she knows everything there is to know about everything. Yeah, that Columbia education sure paid off, didn't it, Ms. Bartending-Guide Authoress. And notice her picture: cut off at the bustline, with all that pale white skin and honey-blonde hair. Why is it that this kind of Jewess does her best to look and act like a Shiksa right off the bus from Alabama? Put that bleach-job in braids and give her a swastika donation box and she'll look like the little girl in that famous Bund Deutcher Mädel poster. Yet the minute your criticize any of her kooky ideas she suddenly turns into Pansy Nussbaum from the old Fred Allen radio show, complete with circa 1930 Brooklyn Yiddish akzent: "Nuuuuu? You vere expektink maybe Dorcas Day?"

The best thing you can do for a specimen like Ms. Lipschitz here is just to ignore her. Don't worry -- all her little shiksa pals on Failbook will continue to support her massive Shebrew ego. The second best thing you can do is to read and mock the crapola she writes. Her blog is a hoot (one article is just a year-by-year description of how she grew her supposedly enormous rack) and is ripe for riddling with combox quippery. (No, she never displays said rack.)

The sad thing is that most of the Jewesses I know personally are great, in that they are selfless, generous, and humble people. For example, when our special needs baby was seriously ill and hospitalized last year, this dear Jewish lady friend of ours went to the trouble of contacting her Lubavitcher pals up in Brooklyn and asking them to pray for her. They did -- they sent people to the tomb of the Lubavitch Rebbe to read prayers over his grave. My wife and I couldn't help but smile at the thought of those Chabadniks in the snow davening over the grave of Menachem Schnersohn on behalf of our very white, very Catholic baby. (She recovered.)

I would add a few words about how chicks like Ms. Lipschitz are in the old sackeroo (imagine a wet cat being suddenly let out of a cardboard box), but it wouldn't be right. I will say this: in terms of enthusiasm, only first-year Baptist preacher's daughters at Baylor can compare. Not that I approve of pre- or extramarital sex any more; but facts are facts.

OpenID simplytimothy March 29, 2015 7:37 AM  

Also, he purposely emphasized the Lamb aspect of his holy nature in the first incarnation, for reasons that should be obvious to Christians and Hebrews.

??

I have never considered the matter. evidence?

thx

Anonymous Luke March 29, 2015 9:08 AM  

Brian March 28, 2015 6:59 PM

[About the authorette]
"I will note that I am half-Jewish with the other half- Irish and Scottish, but still I am Jewish. I don't know much about Passover, I never had a Bat Mitzvah..."

Are the "BAT" Mitzvahs even faithful to traditional Jewish law? I thought they were just something American Reform JINO feminist & manginas dreamed up BC they couldn't stand the idea of nasty men having anything that womyn didn't.

Anonymous FrankNorman March 29, 2015 5:06 PM  

Jack Amok March 28, 2015 9:00 PM

If your family name is Lipshits, you should legally change it for the sake of your children. Either that or move somewhere English isn't the primary language.


This reminds me of an old joke:

A man walks into the office of the appropriate government official and says in a heavy accent: "Hello, I vant to change my name pleash."
"Certainly sir, " replies the clerk, "that can easily be arranged. What is your name now?"
"Heinriech Schtinker!"
"Well sir, I can understand why you might wish to change your name. What would you like to be called?"
"Gustav Schtinker!"

Seriously... why do so many of those East-European Jewish surnames sound like something bad in English? Is it just coincidence?

Anonymous Titus Didius Tacitus March 29, 2015 10:12 PM  

I will note that I am half-Jewish with the other half- Irish and Scottish, but still I am Jewish. I don't know much about Passover, I never had a Bat Mitzvah, and I don't know Hebrew, but it's still my heritage. My blood. People in my family were persecuted for being Jewish. I take this seriously.

Another vote, in effect, for the theory that Jewish identity is racial and expressible by percentages.

Blogger sysadmn March 30, 2015 8:00 AM  

Oooh, I love the Streisand effect! "Someone called me an attention whore on a niche blog with limited followers! I'm going to climb on this soapbox with huge following and complain!"

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