Tuesday, March 03, 2015

The best of all possible worlds

I stand corrected. Dr. Pangloss was right. Because we live in a world where THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! We live in a world where A WEASEL TOOK A RIDE ON A FLYING WOODPECKER'S BACK. I don't even want to know the real story. I'm just happy to know that it happened on my planet.



Blogger JAU March 03, 2015 12:08 PM  

Its a question of weight ratios...

Anonymous Wyrd March 03, 2015 12:09 PM  

I doubt you'll feel so awe-inspired when said weasels are dropping incendiaries on your house via their aerial alliance.

Blogger Ben March 03, 2015 12:12 PM  

Somewhere, somehow, Zappa is smiling

Anonymous Homesteader March 03, 2015 12:12 PM  

I always thought weasels and peckerwoods hung out together, BUT NOW WE HAVE PROOF.

Blogger Nate March 03, 2015 12:15 PM  

Clearly it was an african woodpecker.

Blogger Salt March 03, 2015 12:15 PM  

That's a Worgen using a flight path.

Anonymous kfg March 03, 2015 12:16 PM  

That weasel is my new hero.

Blogger Nate March 03, 2015 12:17 PM  

Wait... you see a weasel and a wood pecker? Because i did a poll and 35% of the people see a possum riding a crow.

Blogger Nate March 03, 2015 12:18 PM  

WeaselPecker > BlackBlue Dress.

Blogger Markku March 03, 2015 12:20 PM  

My father fought a weasel. It was trying to pull a mousetrap with a mouse in it below the house, where it would have smelled really bad for a long time. Surprisingly strong and stubborn little creature, I hear. Father won, but it took some time.

Here's the lil' bastard

Anonymous Porky March 03, 2015 12:24 PM  

This is how evolution happens.

Blogger Markku March 03, 2015 12:25 PM  

As a magnanimous winner, he shared the loot though, after separating it from the trap

Anonymous Conservative Buddhist March 03, 2015 12:27 PM  

Actually the WP went #GamerGate, fought back and lived. The lesson: Never Give In. Never Quit.

Blogger Krul March 03, 2015 12:27 PM  

Weasel: "Hehe... I likes it when they run."

OpenID lostsailor32 March 03, 2015 12:28 PM  

But what is the flight velocity of a so-laden woodpecker...?

Blogger Laguna Beach Fogey March 03, 2015 12:28 PM  

Cuts in defense spending have forced the military to use a primitive form of drone.

Anonymous Steveo March 03, 2015 12:29 PM  

Clearly everyone is missing the neocon point here... the woodpecker jihad has it's young birds strapping on weasel vests and flying into coveys of peaceful (tasty) quail...

thing like this could spread to our chicken coops if we don't spend lots of money on technology & weapons to stop it now.

Blogger Salt March 03, 2015 12:31 PM  

"Flight of the Wild Weasel"

Blogger Krul March 03, 2015 12:32 PM  

Weasels normally attack rabbits, you know.

At the moment this picture was taken, the rabbits on the ground were hearing this music.

Anonymous trk March 03, 2015 12:40 PM  

Clearly the wood pecker is relying on air power w a wild weasel anti radar bomb

Anonymous fish March 03, 2015 12:44 PM  

Frankly Vox I'm little surprised that you endorse and promote this blatant example of interspecies sexual assault.......

Anonymous Mr. Tzu March 03, 2015 12:44 PM  


Anonymous Daniel March 03, 2015 12:45 PM  

Stay on the bomb run boys! I'm gonna git them doors open if it harelips everbuddy on Bear Creek!

Blogger szook March 03, 2015 12:46 PM  

Luke, let go of your feelings.....just don't let go of that bird, son!

Anonymous dB March 03, 2015 12:46 PM  

Nature's drone.

Blogger Krul March 03, 2015 12:49 PM  

Do a barrel rolll!

Anonymous fish March 03, 2015 12:49 PM  

Nature's drone.

Pure Organic airborne delivered goodness!

Blogger Markku March 03, 2015 12:51 PM  

Splat! Goes the weasel.

Blogger Krul March 03, 2015 12:52 PM  

szook - Luke, let go of your feelings...

"Stay on target...Stay on target..."

Anonymous jdwIII March 03, 2015 12:54 PM

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 March 03, 2015 12:54 PM  

And the weasel probably didn't even tip the woodpecker....

Anonymous p-dawg March 03, 2015 12:56 PM  

One does not simply walk into Mordor...

Blogger Krul March 03, 2015 12:56 PM  

At the moment this picture was taken, the rabbits on the ground were hearing this music.

Also, the weasel was hearing this music

Anonymous kfg March 03, 2015 1:01 PM  

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines, so far. Opfer müssen gebracht werden.

Anonymous Titus Didius Tacitus March 03, 2015 1:01 PM  

A weasel and a woodpecker meet on the bank of a stream and the weasel asks the woodpecker to carry him across on its back. The woodpecker asks, "How do I know you won't bite me?" The weasel says, "Because if I do, I will die too...

Blogger flambeaux March 03, 2015 1:03 PM  

This is obviously a furry mammalian woodpecker traveling with his new squeeze. You're all just as bad as the other cis-weasels.

Anonymous Jill March 03, 2015 1:08 PM  

It's an object lesson in different types getting along and helping each other out, taking others for a ride.

Anonymous Stilicho March 03, 2015 1:22 PM  

One does not simply walk into Mordor...


Blogger Rabbi B March 03, 2015 1:24 PM  

“He tasks me. He tasks me; and I shall have him. I’ll chase him ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give him up.”


Anonymous NateM March 03, 2015 1:37 PM  

Here's the lil' bastard

Just goes to show you: Everything will kill you in Finland

Anonymous NateM March 03, 2015 1:42 PM  

So Benedict Cumberbatch was cast in the sequel to Avatar?

Blogger Danby March 03, 2015 1:43 PM  

Sorry guys, wrong song

Blogger maniacprovost March 03, 2015 1:43 PM  

"Wait... you see a weasel and a wood pecker? Because i did a poll and 35% of the people see a possum riding a crow."

I see a woodpecker wearing a blue and gold dress.

Anonymous Harsh March 03, 2015 1:47 PM  

An obvious rip-off of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.

Anonymous Porky March 03, 2015 2:13 PM  

Somewhere, somehow, Zappa is smiling


Blogger LP 999/Eliza March 03, 2015 2:24 PM  

What an interesting concept a weasel and woodpecker.

MK, what a ticked off little faced creature! Too funny. Whoa saw 2nd pic, what a jerk of an animal, didnt it have anything else to eat like greens?

That animal is raciss against vegetation/greens!

whenever I was having a down day I'd ask to see something in nature to cheer myself. One day above highway 51 towards pineville nc was a squirrel walking far above our cars crossing the wires making it to the other side of the road. that was faith inspiring.

Anonymous BluntForceTrauma March 03, 2015 2:30 PM  

Methinks it's an SJW weasel trying to worm it's way in on the backs of those who have capabilities it will never have.

Anonymous Salt March 03, 2015 2:31 PM  

You guys just can't get >the music right.

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit March 03, 2015 2:31 PM  

"A woman needs a man like a weasel needs a woodpecker!"

Anonymous Tom B March 03, 2015 3:04 PM  

And the weasel was excitedly going "yea, yea , yea!" the entire time. Meanwhile, Foghorn was dealing with that no account dawg......

Blogger Mindstorm March 03, 2015 3:39 PM  

Did woodpecker survive? I have my doubts....

Blogger Mindstorm March 03, 2015 3:41 PM  

A wound to the neck might be fatal.

Blogger Outlaw X March 03, 2015 3:42 PM  

Dr. Pangloss was right.

I dunno. Dr. Pangloss didn't do Candide much good, Listen to Martin stay away from Paquette and live in the land of Eldorado. Keep busy and your philosophy close to your belt.

Blogger RobertT March 03, 2015 3:46 PM  


Blogger ScuzzaMan March 03, 2015 4:22 PM  

“All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him. If it be aristocratic in organization, then it seeks to protect the man who is superior only in law against the man who is superior in fact; if it be democratic, then it seeks to protect the man who is inferior in every way against both. One of its primary functions is to regiment men by force, to make them as much alike as possible and as dependent upon one another as possible, to search out and combat originality among them. All it can see in an original idea is potential change, and hence an invasion of its prerogatives. The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are.” --- H.L. Mencken

Anonymous pseudotsuga March 03, 2015 4:33 PM  

Today I watched a crow pick up a snail shell, fly about 20 meters in the air, and drop the shell onto a hard-surfaced road. The crow then came down to check on his handiwork, to see if he needed to drop it again before having a tasty snail snack.
But that's nowhere as cool as a Weasel riding a Woodpecker.

Anonymous Cryan Ryan March 03, 2015 4:38 PM  

There once was a weasel named Pete,
Who sometimes found life incomplete,
Woody booked him a flight,
And though Pete hung on real tight,
He would fall nearly two thousand feet.

Anonymous Salt March 03, 2015 4:42 PM  

The Photoshopping has begun

Blogger ghostfromplanetspook March 03, 2015 4:49 PM  

"I can show you the world....."

Anonymous Donn March 03, 2015 5:28 PM  

He loves that woodpecker. Shame he's going to eat him.

Blogger ray March 03, 2015 5:58 PM  

Woody's back! and booking flights.

Anonymous Amok Time March 03, 2015 6:04 PM  

Woodpecker = USA

Weasel = Obama

OpenID malcolmthecynic March 03, 2015 6:15 PM  

There is a God.

Blogger rycamor March 03, 2015 7:59 PM  

...weasel just got tired of hearing that annoying "ha ha ha HAA ha... ha ha ha HAA ha..."

Anonymous mattos March 03, 2015 8:12 PM  

Don't you dare close your eyes!

Anonymous Donn March 03, 2015 8:26 PM  

rycamor for the win.

Anonymous JRL March 03, 2015 10:20 PM  

There once was a 'pecker in Britain
By a weasel, on the neck he was bitten
He got such a fright
He burst into flight
And by the weasel that 'dactyl was ridden

Anonymous El Derbo March 03, 2015 10:32 PM  

What you've just posted is one of the most insanely cool things I have ever seen. At every single point in your concise, coherent post were you expounding rational thoughts. Everyone on this blog is now smarter for having seen it. I award you 100,000 points, and may God bless your soul.

Anonymous Jack Amok March 03, 2015 10:48 PM  

Splat! Goes the weasel.

That's an Alpha weasel.

Not everything an Alpha does works out well, mind you.

Anonymous ENthePeasant March 03, 2015 11:47 PM  

Whatever folks... all I'm sure of is that at some point someone came out victorious. The end of that little ride was akin to the wedding night in an ISIL barracks full of silly white girls.

Blogger ajw308 March 04, 2015 1:30 AM  

But does the weasel know air power wil never hold ground. You need paws on the ground for that.

Blogger ajw308 March 04, 2015 1:36 AM  

It's an obvious Wild Weasel flight, but what anti-air defenses could they hope to suppres? What's the second element of the mission? What could their ground target possibly be? This intel raises more questions that it answers.

Anonymous kh123 March 04, 2015 1:42 AM  

Casting has now begun for Avatar 2.

Anonymous karsten March 04, 2015 8:00 AM  

"It's an object lesson in different types getting along and helping each other out, taking others for a ride."

That is indeed how the liberals would pitch it, contra the real story:

"An obvious rip-off of the fable of the scorpion and the frog."

I'd call it a creative homage. Makes rather the same point, though.

Anonymous Salt March 04, 2015 9:47 AM  

The story behind the photo.

Anonymous WaterBoy March 04, 2015 12:59 PM  

A weasel named Sloopy.

Blogger Factory March 04, 2015 1:46 PM  

First Baby Bunny, and now this? Vox Day, you are an evil man.

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