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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

We are fighting back

Reggie at Reaxxion explains how SJWs are putting women out of work.
 PAX banned booth babes from their events and they are just one of many events including E3 to start banning booth babes. This is an excerpt of what PAX had to say on their booth babe policy:

PAX has a strict ‘no booth babe’ policy with the purpose of creating an environment where everyone can feel comfortable and welcome, and the focus is on games, not hired booth staff.

Booth babes are defined as staff of ANY gender used by exhibitors to promote their products at PAX by using overtly sexual or suggestive methods. Partial nudity, the aggressive display of cleavage and the navel, and shorts/skirts higher than 4” above the knee are not allowed. If for any reason an exhibit and/or its contents are deemed objectionable to PAX management, the exhibitor will be asked to alter the attire of its staff.

Cosplayed characters that are playable in-game are an exception to this rule (within reason), and exhibitors must obtain permission from show management prior to the show.
As Reggie points out, cosplayers shouldn't be breathing a sigh of relief, because it's obvious they are next. Hot women make not-hot women uncomfortable, therefore they must be banned.  As Game Dev newsletter subscribers already know, Alpenwolf has bravely responded to this attack on women by adding a female character to First Sword and making her the face of the game.

About more in the near future. "Morwyn Shadowsong" is already scheduled to be featured in a photoshoot for a popular men's site and will also be appearing in miniature, cartoon, and 3D formats. She will also be the protagonist of a novella, The Gladiator's Song, which will be published later this year by Castalia House.

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160 Comments:

Anonymous Musashi March 11, 2015 3:36 PM  

Oh my.

Anonymous Salt March 11, 2015 3:46 PM  

One enterprising booth should staff with the fattest, ugliest broads can be found; all dressed in spandex. Arm wrestling competitions could be had: step right up, challenge a Booth-Orc-ette. The deal could be sweetened for the strong female whiners; win your match and you take her home.

Anonymous Wyrd March 11, 2015 3:49 PM  

Quite ironic that fat feminists would hate cheesecake.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 3:50 PM  

I will say this about Morwyn actress:

Andrew will pronounce her to be ugly.

Anonymous Alexander March 11, 2015 3:51 PM  

The lie gives itself away. For all the cries of STOP FAT SHAMING, one notes that it only requires the existence of non-fatties for the fatties to shame themselves.

Anonymous bearspaw March 11, 2015 3:52 PM  

I wonder what Kate Upton thinks about this developement.

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 3:55 PM  

We stand behind booth babes!

Blogger Marissa March 11, 2015 3:55 PM  

That's unfortunate - they are the only good-looking people at these conventions.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 4:00 PM  

Good lord. Its like everything we've been saying will happen eventually is happenning all at once. Between Obama screwing us in the worst poasible way and sjw's destroying all that is good.

Ive never beeb to a game conference. Excluding the cosplayers and boith babes, and any celebrities, how many females attend? Roughly what % ?

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 4:01 PM  

Hopefully she thinks its time to do some squats cuz she has NOOO AAASSSSSS.

Might help with the lovehandles too.

Anonymous Donn March 11, 2015 4:09 PM  

About more in the near future. "Morwyn Shadowsong" is already scheduled to be featured in a photoshoot for a popular men's site and will also be appearing in miniature, cartoon, and 3D formats. She will also be the protagonist of a novella, The Gladiator's Song, which will be published later this year by Castalia House.

So how much stronger, faster, and more enduring are male elves than humans? Or is there less dimorphism in elves than humans? The top 90th ish percentile of human women are about the 50th percentile of human men. Does that mean that elven men are to human men what human men are to human women?

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 4:14 PM  

So in the contemporary SJW mind: prudishness and obesity are acceptable, being fit and dressing in a skimpy and revealing outfit is bad and noninclusive, and porn is good and empowering.

Blogger Marissa March 11, 2015 4:15 PM  

Hopefully she thinks its time to do some squats cuz she has NOOO AAASSSSSS.

Might help with the lovehandles too.


Considering most normal, red-blooded men are attracted her, your Negroid obsession with her rear-end is passing strange.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan March 11, 2015 4:16 PM  

Prudes. Maybe they can explain why

Anonymous Huckleberry -- est. 1977 March 11, 2015 4:18 PM  

Good lord. Its like everything we've been saying will happen eventually is happenning all at once. Between Obama screwing us in the worst poasible way and sjw's destroying all that is good.

Of course.
This is the point in the game where the bluffs have been called and all the chips get shoved into the center of the table and the cards are about to drop.
High hand wins.

Anonymous p-dawg March 11, 2015 4:20 PM  

Victorian prudery is back in style. Everything old is new again.

Anonymous Jill March 11, 2015 4:25 PM  

I've thought about banning men with breeches, tall boots, and half-unbuttoned shirts (w/ chest hair peaking out) at my romance convention. I find it unconscionable to use men as sex objects in order to sell books.

OpenID littl3x March 11, 2015 4:25 PM  

"Considering most normal, red-blooded men are attracted her, your Negroid obsession with her rear-end is passing strange."

He likes what he likes. It's not your place to tell others what they should and shouldn't like.

Blogger Cogitans Iuvenis March 11, 2015 4:30 PM  

Ive never beeb to a game conference. Excluding the cosplayers and boith babes, and any celebrities, how many females attend? Roughly what % ?

More than you'd expect based on typical metrics concerning actual gamers. Conventions attract a lot of nerdy types who at best are casual gamers but are big into cosplay or nerdy social events. Took my wife, who fits the aforementioned perfectly in that she has a nerdy streak but is not a traditional gamer, to Pax two years ago and she loved it. Outside of gaming there are cosplay conventions, concerts, nerd pub crawls and a bunch of other activities. I'd hazard a guess of somewhere in the range of 20-30% for PAX.

Blogger Marissa March 11, 2015 4:33 PM  

He likes what he likes. It's not your place to tell others what they should and shouldn't like.

Shut up, Mom.

Anonymous Athor Pel March 11, 2015 4:34 PM  

"Marissa March 11, 2015 3:55 PM
That's unfortunate - they are the only good-looking people at these conventions.."




From the point of veiw of wanting to make them pregnant, yes, that is correct, they are the most attractive people there.

From the tolerable aesthetics point view you would be wrong.

Peruse these and see for yourself.

Comic-Con 2014 Cosplay Gallery

raw link:
http://www.tested.com/art/makers/462936-comic-con-2014-cosplay-gallery-750-photos/

Lots of non-ugly guys in there.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 4:38 PM  

@MARISSA I dont have to be a negroid to like an athletic body. Negroids like gigantour asses. I do not.

She has no shape, no ass, no curves. All she has is a set of tits. And they will sag.

Every guy ive shown real, unaltered pictures of her in a normal pose agrees with me about that pile of slop.

Emily Ratajkowski on the other hand..

Blogger Josh March 11, 2015 4:39 PM  

Alpenwolf has bravely responded to this attack on women by adding a female character to First Sword and making her the face of the game.

Thank you for doing this.

So brave.

Blogger Josh March 11, 2015 4:40 PM  

Considering most normal, red-blooded men are attracted her, your Negroid obsession with her rear-end is passing strange.

Thread winner.

Blogger Marissa March 11, 2015 4:42 PM  

O_O I was wrong, Athor Pel. Last time I was at a convention I saw more fat Asians in one place than I'd ever seen in my entire lifetime. That was probably 10 years ago. Now that comic books are cool, it looks like the better-looking people have showed up.

http://www.tested.com/art/makers/462936-comic-con-2014-cosplay-gallery-750-photos/item/comic_con_2014_611/

Blogger Josh March 11, 2015 4:42 PM  

She has no shape, no ass, no curves. All she has is a set of tits. And they will sag.

Every guy ive shown real, unaltered pictures of her in a normal pose agrees with me about that pile of slop.


2/10 WOULD NOT BANG

Moron.

Anonymous Will Best March 11, 2015 4:48 PM  

I don't go to these sorts of conventions often (I think the last time was 2009 and the time before was 2001), but I wish they would ban cosplay. Most of those people make me uncomfortable. Either because they are ugly, or I am afraid that whatever is infecting them is somehow communicable.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 4:48 PM  

All right, MATT would appear to have a point.

http://www.terra.com.ec/addon/img/132464ckateupton1g.jpg

This is clearly completely unphotoshopped, since nobody would let those folds pass through photoshop.

Attractive, to be sure, but nothing special.

Anonymous Stg58 / Animal Mother March 11, 2015 4:50 PM  

Marissa is jealous of Kate's milkshake.

Blogger ScuzzaMan March 11, 2015 4:51 PM  

The thing that strikes me is how closely the puritan dress code of the SJW's matches that of the fundamentalist Christian sects they're trying to eradicate.

One wonders what exactly is the point, and cannot help but notice the guy from the last thread who observed that there's actually no such thing as a relativist, just some assholes trying to bullshit us about what they really worship ..
.

Anonymous cheddarman March 11, 2015 4:51 PM  

Banning booth babes is a crime against humanity, an assault on the aesthetic of beauty.

Blogger Marissa March 11, 2015 4:52 PM  

I'm not saying she's special, but for crying out loud, the lady doth protest too much. Every single time Kate Upton is brought up.

If she were to demonstrate a sweet, chaste and feminine demeanor (I've never actually seen her behavior), I can't see most men turning her down as a marriage prospect.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 4:55 PM  

Of course, she's clearly in the alpha league, no doubt about that. But based on this, I don't think her name deserves to be used interchangeably with OMG SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!! like it tends to be used.

Anonymous Titus Didius Tacitus March 11, 2015 5:01 PM  

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours.
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.


Some girls can bring all the boys to the booth, and some can't.

It's so unfair!

Blogger Mr.MantraMan March 11, 2015 5:10 PM  

This is demeaning towards men of color. Here is their chance to be physically close to a beautiful white woman without her calling the police or punching his nerdy Asian ass and what do the orcs up and do, but play Prudish Priss the Dried Out One.

SJWs I hate you for doing this to the glorious men of color.

Blogger Eric March 11, 2015 5:12 PM  

Victorian prudery is back in style. Everything old is new again.

No kidding. Rules about skirt lengths? Am I having a flashback to my Catholic high school?

Blogger Danby March 11, 2015 5:12 PM  

I don't think her name deserves to be used interchangeably with OMG SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!! like it tends to be used."

It''s because she's a feminie woman, and she's a model. very few women in modelling are feminine.

And as for the model for the female character in First Sword, I saw the publicity photo Alpenwolf sent out and my first thought was "she looks like a woman with a square face, who has removed the face from another woman and is wearing it as a mask. I mean, seriously.

Anonymous BioShock Jock March 11, 2015 5:14 PM  

Biggest load of crap ever. I thought it was far right wing conservatives that were the uptight, prudish, blue-haired old ladies. Now it's the idiots of the far politically correct left who are the new prudish, blue-haired old ladies. Still, you know there will be some hot lesbian or bisexual booth babes who can claim homophobia if they're not allowed to set up shop at conventions. That's going to trump everything else.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 5:15 PM  

Well, she's an elf. She was chosen specifically for those features.

Blogger Danby March 11, 2015 5:21 PM  

@MArkku,
I'm sure it's an effect of the makeup and lighting. It's just is a little too far into the Uncanny Valley for me. Creeped me right out.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 5:21 PM  

I'm always right. And props to Markku for the assist.

Let the world know: KATE UPTON IS OFFICE HOT.

No shape.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 5:24 PM  

Her sex tape (s) were released during The Fappening. Shes bar trash hot. Not alpha level. Chicklet teeth. Gummy smile. Tittyfuck and thats it.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 5:24 PM  

Again, she's an elf. She's not supposed to look quite human.

Blogger S1AL March 11, 2015 5:24 PM  

There's something about how her hair frames her face in that picture... You can't see the back curve of her jawline and it's just odd.

Blogger JartStar March 11, 2015 5:25 PM  

So in the contemporary SJW mind: prudishness and obesity are acceptable, being fit and dressing in a skimpy and revealing outfit is bad and noninclusive, and porn is good and empowering.

Yep. True beauty should be hidden away. Average is redefined as beautiful.

For the SJW reality like gender is what we make of it; it's arguably pantheistic at its core.

Anonymous cheddarman March 11, 2015 5:28 PM  

"Victorian prudery is back in style. Everything old is new again." p-dawg

p-dawg, IMO the Victorians were not the prudes that we make them out to be. I have no doubt that the women of that era put out in the context of marriage, and they had the common sense to keep their sex lives in the bedroom, where it belongs. They would find our cultural mores to be less than vulgar.

Anonymous HardReturn¶ March 11, 2015 5:30 PM  

The cretins are intolerant bigoted omorphiphobes and are plainly discriminating based on legally protected status, viz., physical appearance. Where's the tolerance? Where's the diversity? I don't know who's worse, the priggish pricks or the prickish prigs. It looks like another black knighting opportunity.

Blogger Marissa March 11, 2015 5:32 PM  

Was the sex tape with her AL MVP, net worth of $60 million, 6'5" boyfriend? I have no idea if he's actually an alpha on the sociosexual scale, but a guy at the top of the food chain found her worthy of his companionship. A quick look at Wikipedia shows they've been together since 2012, back when she was 19.

I'm not saying she's deserving of the Sexiest Woman Alive category either, but most guys like a pretty, leggy blonde with a very large bust and they probably don't see too many of them at the office.

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 5:45 PM  

"No kidding. Rules about skirt lengths? Am I having a flashback to my Catholic high school?"

Even at my high school -- not Catholic -- the rule was 6" above the knee if I recall correctly. And even that was routinely ignored.

Anonymous WaterBoy March 11, 2015 5:51 PM  

Vox: "Alpenwolf has bravely responded to this attack on women by adding a female character to First Sword and making her the face of the game."

!

Anonymous Ives March 11, 2015 6:04 PM  

I've seen Kate Upton in real life. She is a total and complete knockout. The thing that is interesting about her is that her body is tiny. She is very thin, just with a big rack and a well shaped ass. What was amazing to see about her was all of the attractive girl next door types around. Those girls looked like total and complete dogs next to her. Believe me the gap between her and and run of the mill attractive women is massive. There is a reason she gets paid the big bucks to let people take pictures of her.

Blogger SirHamster March 11, 2015 6:07 PM  

If she were to demonstrate a sweet, chaste and feminine demeanor (I've never actually seen her behavior), I can't see most men turning her down as a marriage prospect.

I found this video of her pretty likeable. Goofy cute.

Doubt she's quite the same after modeling for several years and getting tats and whatnot, though.

Anonymous A. Nonymous March 11, 2015 6:18 PM  

Emily Ratajkowski on the other hand..

Bit whoreish, isn't she?

Anonymous Michael of Charlotte March 11, 2015 6:21 PM  

That might be the perfect response. Simply email them and say, "As a Conservative Christian, I support your efforts and welcome this change." The SJWs will be so horrified that the girls will be naked next year.

Anonymous Rolf March 11, 2015 6:29 PM  

Plants tongue firmly in cheek

That's it! Next book has to have Tajemnica and co saving a planet full of Amazonian nudists. Should make for a heck of a cover.

Blogger automatthew March 11, 2015 6:36 PM  

"Emily Ratajkowski on the other hand"

Would be well cast in a live action version of Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH.

Blogger Azimus March 11, 2015 6:36 PM  

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 5:24 PM Her sex tape (s) were released during The Fappening. Shes bar trash hot. Not alpha level. Chicklet teeth. Gummy smile. Tittyfuck and thats it.

So give us a name - what's an alpha level woman? Just curious.

Blogger Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus March 11, 2015 6:40 PM  

So essentially, the people who are supposedly all about women's liberation are...enforcing dress standards?

Anonymous Ezras March 11, 2015 6:41 PM  

"...and shorts/skirts higher than 4” above the knee are not allowed."

A few more inches and they're approaching standard Pentecostal length regulations.

Blogger mmaier2112 March 11, 2015 6:43 PM  

The REAL question is:

Which of the four in Vox' linked pic would you take for a wife, based on looks alone?

I'm leaning towards the second from left, myself.

Blogger automatthew March 11, 2015 6:45 PM  

"Which of the four in Vox' linked pic..."

All four have frightening faces.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 6:50 PM  

Second from right

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 6:52 PM  

Left

Blogger Danby March 11, 2015 6:55 PM  

All four look like whores. I can't get past that, it's a deal breaker for me.

Anonymous Will Best March 11, 2015 7:00 PM  

Second from the right, unless she is over 5'8" then its gotta be the Asian.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 7:05 PM  

@Azimus off the top of my head, off looks alone, Christy Turlington, Dioni Tabbers.

As for which one to marry, though I kike blondes, it would have to be either yhe brunette or the Asian. Asians age well so that gives her one automatic point above the other 3.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 7:05 PM  

Danby, this is end of the world, baby FUCK MARRY KILL..KILL

Blogger D. Lane March 11, 2015 7:07 PM  

Second from left.

Blogger Azimus March 11, 2015 7:19 PM  

MATT March 11, 2015 7:05 PM @Azimus off the top of my head, off looks alone, Christy Turlington, Dioni Tabbers.

See, this is why I'm glad God made all kinds of different women. Because emaciated chicks just aren't my bag. Admittedly, something between Tabbers and Upton is my own personal ideal. Tall and fair skinned and red headed. Of course, this describes my wife so I guess I'm in a good place. To each, their own.

Blogger rycamor March 11, 2015 7:19 PM  

mmaier2112 March 11, 2015 6:43 PM
The REAL question is:

Which of the four in Vox' linked pic would you take for a wife, based on looks alone?

I'm leaning towards the second from left, myself.


Mmmm--hmmm. Say what you will about Mmaier, but he's got taste.

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 7:19 PM  

"All four look like whores. I can't get past that, it's a deal breaker for me."

I don't know where you're seeing your whores Danby, but I would say these four are not your typical streetwalker.

Blogger Josh March 11, 2015 7:21 PM  

I'm always right. And props to Markku for the assist.

Let the world know: KATE UPTON IS OFFICE HOT.

No shape.


You might try toning the gamma back.

Anonymous JRL March 11, 2015 7:24 PM  

Your mom.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 7:38 PM  

Gammas hope theyre always right. I just happen to always be right.

@Azimus true. I have yet to meet a black man who wasnt up in arms qhen I brought to gis attention the false nature of Kim Kardashian's ass.

---- -- -- - - -- -

The attack of the SJW is just more proof is no one is truly toothless. These fat ugly girls, the irredeemibly unwanted, have almost no games or comics written for or by their own kind, gain sympathy for their causes, and use it to destroy.

"You can find meanness in the smallest of creatures."

OpenID cailcorishev March 11, 2015 7:39 PM  

I'm leaning towards the second from left, myself.

Easily. It's funny how your tastes can change; at 20 I would have picked the blondes first without a thought. Now brunettes usually come first. Plus, #2 is the only one who's not fully posed, which makes her look more real.

Blogger Vox March 11, 2015 7:40 PM  

Kate Upton? Elbows too pointy. 2 of 10. Would not bang.

Anonymous Stg58 / Animal Mother March 11, 2015 7:42 PM  

Second from the left. The tall brunette.

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 7:43 PM  

SB's lurking isn't she

Anonymous Stg58 / Animal Mother March 11, 2015 7:43 PM  

Elbows too pointy? You're the snake hipped woman guy and you say her elbows are too pointy?

Blogger Feather Blade March 11, 2015 7:44 PM  

PAX banned booth babes from their events

I was hanging out in the Penny Arcade forums when this rule was first proposed about 6 years ago (behind the curve, man).

Part of the stated problem with the booth babes is that they knew nothing about the products they were supposedly hawking. They were hired to be pretty, because what gamer (fat, pasty and loserish as they are) could possibly pass up the chance to get near a girl who was contractually obligated to not flee?

A lot of the guys in the forum stated that this was too obviously manipulative on the part of the game companies, and they apparently resented being thought that desperate.

Therefore, the ban.

Blogger SirHamster March 11, 2015 7:45 PM  

I like the face of the one 2nd from left. Is this a scientific consensus? :P

Anonymous beerme March 11, 2015 7:47 PM  

Attractive, to be sure, but nothing special.
I think that is a lot of her appeal. The average guy doesn't look at her and immediately think that she is unobtainable. I think she is feminine and attractive, but can't help the thought that she would look great with 6-12 months of heavy work with a squat rack. Of course, anyone that isn't a fitness model would look better after significant time doing squats.

Which of the four in Vox' linked pic would you take for a wife, based on looks alone?
Second from the right. Slim and smiling is always a winning combination.

Now that First Sword has a woman fighter, can we have a morbidly obese whipping boy added for laughs? The female fighter needs someone beatable.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 7:51 PM  

Second frim right has an earnest smile, not a plastered-on model smile.

Blogger Mom March 11, 2015 7:55 PM  

Okay...really? Really?
Lots of things to fight for in this world, but this ain't one of them.
Would you want your daughter to do this? Daughter? Wife?
(Please, please say no.)
And don't take it too hard that you might be on the same side as a liberal group every once in a while--you do know that even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in awhile.
And no I'm not jealous. Not a super model, but little children don't burst out crying at the sight of me and dogs don't follow me down the road. ;)
I want my teenage sons to learn some wisdom from this site. This...not so much.

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 7:58 PM  

"Would you want your daughter to do this? Daughter? Wife?"

I would rather any of them do this than take out student loans to study a worthless degree. This is harmless fun.

Anonymous kfg March 11, 2015 8:00 PM  

She's a bit thick waisted (like Kate), but the compact model is the one that doesn't set my Bunny Boiler sense tingling.

Anonymous Daniel March 11, 2015 8:08 PM  

Daughter? Wife?

Yeah, those are Cleveland Colors. Put 'em in purple and I'd be delighted to have my daughter - or wife, for that matter - earning money as a booth babe.

If you are worried about keeping your kid from becoming a slut, you should be more worried about her gravitating toward work in a cubicle.

Anonymous Daniel March 11, 2015 8:09 PM  

She looks Norwegian to me, Markku.

Blogger Noah B March 11, 2015 8:15 PM  

Did they lengthen her neck in Photoshop? That's kind of unreal.

Blogger Corvinus March 11, 2015 8:22 PM  

The thing that strikes me is how closely the puritan dress code of the SJW's matches that of the fundamentalist Christian sects they're trying to eradicate.

Actually, given how SJWs seem to love muzzies so much, SJW heaven would be a bunch of fat women in burkas.

Blogger Corvinus March 11, 2015 8:23 PM  

All right, MATT would appear to have a point.

http://www.terra.com.ec/addon/img/132464ckateupton1g.jpg

This is clearly completely unphotoshopped, since nobody would let those folds pass through photoshop.

Attractive, to be sure, but nothing special.


Conventionally hot I suppose, but her waist-to-hip ratio is nearly 1:1. I'd say about 7/10.

Blogger Danby March 11, 2015 8:31 PM  

I don't know where you're seeing your whores Danby, but I would say these four are not your typical streetwalker.

Most whores are not streetwalkers. I grew up literally ON the SeaTac strip, withing a few blocks of 5 whorehouses, next door to a 90-unit apartment that catered to the prostitute trade. Probably a quarter of the girls I went to Jr High with wound up turning tricks at some time or another. I knew 2 of the victims of the Green River killer.

Maybe I'm too inclined to see average girls as prostitutes, but I think I can recognize a whore when I see one.

That said, the one on the left has oversized fake tits, and the blonde in the middle is too skinny. Normally I'd go for the short girl with the black hair, but the half-Asian one on the right is dead-eyed, so the brunette.

Blogger Northern Hamlet March 11, 2015 8:33 PM  

A little late but...

All acceptable. 8 of 10 each. With a little work, there could be a 9.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 8:34 PM  

Too thin? What in the name of...

I

Can't.

Even.

Blogger Danby March 11, 2015 8:34 PM  

Elbows too pointy? You're the snake hipped woman guy and you say her elbows are too pointy?

That a joke from Ace. It's the conventional thing for his commenters to say when Ace posts pictures of college football cheerleaders. Evidently some idiot actually said that for real once.

Blogger mmaier2112 March 11, 2015 8:36 PM  

Going by THIS pic, the smile battle seems in MY wench's favour:

http://www.reaxxion.com/4695/the-progressive-crusade-to-hurt-pretty-women-by-banning-booth-babes

Blogger Vox March 11, 2015 8:38 PM  

Would you want your daughter to do this? Daughter? Wife?

Yes. And yes. Nobody messes with booth babes. Some of them are also very intelligent. At one E3, a pretty blonde booth babe was translating for both Spanish and Polish distributors in the GT booth. While wearing a blue bikini. Turned out she was from Poland and had learned Spanish and English.

One producer was looking on in awe and commented: "she's like Supergirl". The funniest part was when a group of Chinese distributors walked in and everyone looked at her at the same time. She just shrugged and said, "sorry, can't help you with that."

And our Morwyn is awesome. In addition to being hot, she's clever and resourceful. So much so that we realized she knows what she's doing better than we do. Now we just tell her to make the call on things like outfits and locations and so forth.

Anonymous kfg March 11, 2015 8:52 PM  

OK, going by the pic at Reaxxion, it's the Brunette all the way.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 8:53 PM  

Still staying with my choice.

Anonymous Toby Temple March 11, 2015 8:54 PM  

Not speaking for MATT, but I think this one is an alpha level woman

Anonymous kfg March 11, 2015 8:55 PM  

Pretty enough face, Markku, but her neck is kinda weird.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 9:03 PM  

In that same vein, Toby, Miss Finland 2012

Anonymous A Visitor March 11, 2015 9:05 PM  

The one next to Master Chief in the article has a killer set of eyes. Not to slam on Finnish chicks Markku but she does look rather bronzed.

Anonymous TBA March 11, 2015 9:07 PM  

Vox, what's your position on public semi-nudity? If you want a return to traditional sexual mores -- which your previous post indicates -- you should applaud this decision. Scantily dressed women in public are one thing that encourages promiscuity.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 9:09 PM  

Markkus blonde doesnt look as good on reaxxion. The brunette has something off in her expreasion, though shes definitely the prettiest, and hottest overall. So im sticking with the asian. They dont have to shave their legs, so thats a plus. And your kids would look interesting.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 9:11 PM  

OOOooooh SNAP! TBA droppin MIIINES up in dis piece!

Anonymous Atombum March 11, 2015 9:16 PM  

I think that this like when a certain Soviet Cop went to his `Uppers` and said, ``Its a serial killer and hes strait.`` But the head said,``Its sodomites. Go after them!``Later, when the truth `came out`,it proved to be that the cops actions flushed young sodomites into the bed of the `Uppers` bed! Who is John Galt?

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 9:17 PM  

You want white, Matt? YOU WANT FRIGGIN' WHITE?

Here's white. Figure skater Kiira Korpi

Blogger Retrenched March 11, 2015 9:17 PM  

Puritans gonna Puritan I guess.

Anonymous . March 11, 2015 9:18 PM  

I want my teenage sons to learn some wisdom from this site. This...not so much.

Show your sons the booth babes. Tell them it is bad and the girls are exploited. The boys will probably have to study this terrible, terrible crime against poor innocent females for quite some time, but eventually they will really appreciate the wickedness involved.

Anonymous Baseball Savant March 11, 2015 9:20 PM  

I'd bang the one on the left first. She's got the biggest rack & she has the slut/hooker look to her. I love that look!

Blogger SirHamster March 11, 2015 9:22 PM  

Here's white. Figure skater Kiira Korpi

Looks pink to me. You Europeans and your strange color mappings.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 9:23 PM  

Then you color-correct until white is right.

Blogger MATT March 11, 2015 9:24 PM  

Damn Markku. I bet shes just COVERED in natural bleach blonde peachfuzz. I need to move to a Nordic country. Wait they have muslims, nevermind.

Anonymous Wyrd March 11, 2015 9:39 PM  

I want my teenage sons to learn some wisdom from this site. This...not so much.

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
-St, Augustine

Anonymous Toby Temple March 11, 2015 9:43 PM  

Kiira Korpi has a very pretty face.

Blogger Josh March 11, 2015 9:49 PM  

white is right

A certain "white supremacist" just "had" a "moment" of "self annihilation"

Blogger Josh March 11, 2015 9:50 PM  

Vox, what's your position on public semi-nudity? If you want a return to traditional sexual mores -- which your previous post indicates -- you should applaud this decision. Scantily dressed women in public are one thing that encourages promiscuity.

Go away

Anonymous Stg58 / Animal Mother March 11, 2015 9:55 PM  

Wow that is the whitest person I have ever seen in my life.

Anonymous kfg March 11, 2015 10:02 PM  

She looks more natural in this one.

Quite cute as well.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 10:04 PM  

"But surely Finnish men can't be that white" you'll say.

WRONG!

Hip Hop artist Redrama

Blogger Vox March 11, 2015 10:12 PM  

If you want a return to traditional sexual mores -- which your previous post indicates -- you should applaud this decision.

Don't be a complete idiot. This is precisely the opposite. Look at who is pushing it and why. You're caught up in the battles of yesteryear.

Anonymous zen0 March 11, 2015 10:18 PM  

@ MATT

Damn Markku. I bet shes just COVERED in natural bleach blonde peachfuzz.

You mean the kind that, like, when they just get out of the shower and the light is just right you can see tiny little glistening beads that have formed on their golden silken hairs?

Anonymous Will Best March 11, 2015 10:45 PM  

Booth babing is rather benign, and at least they are there to promote a product other than themselves. I would be far and away more concerned to find out my daughter or wife was an instagram whore than a booth babe.

Anonymous Viidad March 11, 2015 10:48 PM  

I don't get the point over arguing which gal would be the best choice.

Take one on the chin for Western Civilization and marry them all, then give them many, many babies.

But nooooooo... nobody's willing to do the right thing any more.

So sad.

Anonymous Will Best March 11, 2015 10:53 PM  

Take one on the chin for Western Civilization and marry them all, then give them many, many babies.

I don't think my sanity could afford the second wife even if my wallet could. And the 3rd and 4th? I doubt I would even have the stamina for that

Anonymous CENTRAL March 11, 2015 10:56 PM  

Native Conrade! Here is your next assignment: 2 .419!, 055859.57501950.011079.355079500.073765.0110379?

Anonymous Atombum March 11, 2015 10:59 PM  

Sorry Vox, I`m soon switching to working nights.

Blogger maniacprovost March 11, 2015 11:26 PM  

woman with a square face, who has removed the face from another woman and is wearing it as a mask.

Sounds like an awesome character.

Blogger mmaier2112 March 11, 2015 11:27 PM  

I know, Will Best. I think I'd wear myself out with just ONE wife, let alone FOUR???

@ Vox: which European country would you say has the prettiest girls, on average?

Anonymous kh123 March 11, 2015 11:35 PM  

"I think that this like when a certain Soviet Cop..."

Yes, have seen Citizen X, complete with it's mid 90's Shepard Martyrdom Complex.

Anonymous kh123 March 11, 2015 11:43 PM  

Viidad beat me to it.

All four, delivery. Cake and pie side. No, won't be needing utensils, thanks.

Blogger Markku March 11, 2015 11:46 PM  

Let there be a faceoff.

...

No, Morwyn, NO! We did NOT mean THAT!

Blogger Noah B March 12, 2015 12:31 AM  

"Still staying with my choice."

I can see the upside. As long as you take her someplace with lots of Acacia trees, she'd be a cheap dinner date.

Blogger Cee March 12, 2015 12:44 AM  

Hip Hop artist Redrama
My goodness, that man is white.

I'd get me to Finland but Grandad was Russian. Does it count if he was a tzarist or am I just doomed either way?

Blogger Markku March 12, 2015 1:02 AM  

Girl #1: CAMERA!
Girl #3: CAMERA!
Girl #4: CAMERA!
Girl #2: Oh shit oh shit oh shit, is that an omega over there?

Anonymous Wyrd March 12, 2015 1:08 AM  

Let there be a faceoff.

...

No, Morwyn, NO! We did NOT mean THAT!


She turned out to be Nicholas Cage?

Blogger Noah B March 12, 2015 1:10 AM  

That or Girl #2 just realized she was standing next to an extraterrestrial.

Anonymous SirHamster March 12, 2015 2:34 AM  

Then you color-correct until white is right.

Funnily enough, home computer is color calibrated and the pic looks much better.

For the wifing on looks alone question, I change my answer to the enthusiastic Finnish lady!

Blogger Remo March 12, 2015 3:07 AM  

Let's just force them all to wear full face concealing hijabs.

Blogger MATT March 12, 2015 3:28 AM  

Exactly zen0. 2 words.

Space.

Bunny.

..Don't ban me.

Anonymous Mudz March 12, 2015 3:34 AM  

"Partial nudity, the aggressive display of cleavage and the navel, and shorts/skirts higher than 4” above the knee are not allowed."

I was publicly assaulted by cleavage once.

#rapesurvivor

Blogger Bogey March 12, 2015 5:06 AM  

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Anonymous Obvious March 12, 2015 6:45 AM  

PAX has had a no booth babe policy since its inception. And yet cosplayers have yet to be banned. It's almost like you're just trying to use fear mongering to pander to your base. :)

Blogger Markku March 12, 2015 6:54 AM  

The inception was in 2004 and the policy is from 2010. It admittedly calls "recently" into question, but your claim isn't correct either.

Anonymous Athor Pel March 12, 2015 8:43 AM  

" Will Best March 11, 2015 10:53 PM
Take one on the chin for Western Civilization and marry them all, then give them many, many babies.

I don't think my sanity could afford the second wife even if my wallet could. And the 3rd and 4th? I doubt I would even have the stamina for that"



Money aside, I'm beginning to wonder whether having more than one wife, if managed cleverly, can render even more domestic tranquility.

Hear me out, don't flip out yet.

Not too long ago I was watching Chris Rock do some standup. He was talking about his kids. He has two girls. His message was this. Having one kid is exhausting because as the parent of that one child you are it as far as entertainment goes.

But once you have another kid then the parent becomes merely the facilitator, the escort, rather than the focal point. The two kids play with each other and don't need dad anymore. And dad can have some more hours of peace than he would otherwise.

Sound possible?

Blogger SarahsDaughter March 12, 2015 9:31 AM  

"Nobody messes with booth babes."

The "untouchable" theory. The safest way for a woman to present herself in crowds of men is to be viewed as untouchable and protection worthy/high value.

Blogger JaimeInTexas March 12, 2015 9:43 AM  

"We stand behind booth babes!'

tsk, tsk, tsk

OpenID cailcorishev March 12, 2015 10:29 AM  

Money aside, I'm beginning to wonder whether having more than one wife, if managed cleverly, can render even more domestic tranquility.

It's too late in the thread to really get into it, and I'm not a proponent of polygamy in general, but I do think there's something to that. I've seen it in the unofficial case of a guy with multiple girlfriends, where they find a sort of pecking order and drive each other to better behavior.

Anonymous Viking March 12, 2015 10:48 AM  

I think we are going to see considerably less traffic at PAX West. Less traffic will mean fewer booths next time around if not this time around. Fewer booths means less revenue and justice will be serviced. We need to watch to see if any of the conventions will explicitly allow booth babes and then aggressively support them.

Anonymous Aeoli March 12, 2015 11:08 AM  

2nd from right.

Anonymous Titus Didius Tacitus March 12, 2015 12:15 PM  

Athor Pel: "But once you have another kid then the parent becomes merely the facilitator, the escort, rather than the focal point. The two kids play with each other and don't need dad anymore. And dad can have some more hours of peace than he would otherwise.

Sound possible?"

(In a friendly way...) Duh!

Blogger Azimus March 12, 2015 1:18 PM  

OpenID cailcorishev March 12, 2015 10:29 AM Money aside, I'm beginning to wonder whether having more than one wife, if managed cleverly, can render even more domestic tranquility.

It's too late in the thread to really get into it, and I'm not a proponent of polygamy in general, but I do think there's something to that. I've seen it in the unofficial case of a guy with multiple girlfriends, where they find a sort of pecking order and drive each other to better behavior.


Ask a sailor

Blogger S1AL March 12, 2015 1:54 PM  

@Athor Pel - Leah and Rachel. Need I say more?

Blogger WildClaw March 13, 2015 1:48 AM  

My public school also has such rules. its common decency

Blogger WildClaw March 13, 2015 1:51 AM  

Most Asian guys could get friendly with (maybe not romantically) white women if they hit the gum occasionally. Also, if they aren't a fuckin gamma, it'd vastly improve their chances

Anonymous Alexander March 13, 2015 11:01 AM  

Granted, there are other reasons to hit the gym.

But why on earth would an Asian guy want to hit the gym for the sole person of getting friendly - but not romantically so - with white women? The nature of the solution underlines the actual problem - overwhelming betatude.

Blogger Markku March 13, 2015 6:42 PM  

But why on earth would an Asian guy want to hit the gym for the sole person of getting friendly - but not romantically so - with white women?

Gammas have it better than omegas.

Blogger WildClaw March 13, 2015 8:39 PM  

Even if they don't hit the gym, they probably already have a few white female friends. However, being healthy vastly improves ones chances of getting a date. Any hey, they can go for any type of girl they want as long ad it floats their boat.

Anonymous A. Nonymous March 14, 2015 7:34 PM  

Any hey, they can go for any type of girl they want as long ad it floats their boat.

We really don't have the luxury of affecting that kind of moral posture anymore.

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