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Tuesday, June 02, 2015

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A comment at File 770:

The funny thing there is that, although I’ve been hanging out at Making Light for years, this is the first year the Hugos have been a Thing there. (There have been many more threads on food than on Hugos.)

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Anonymous Huckleberry (#87) -- est. 1977 June 02, 2015 12:29 PM  

I'm sure, upon investigation, one will find that there are more threads on food there than on any other subjection -- perhaps than all subjects combined.

Blogger Salt June 02, 2015 12:31 PM  

File 770 is great advertisement for the puppies.

Anonymous Stg58 / Animal Mother #225 June 02, 2015 12:31 PM  

The combined weight of the commenters at Making Light surely dominates the combined weight of the Ilk.

Blogger AmyJ June 02, 2015 12:40 PM  

Oh dear. This is almost too easy, isn't it?

Anonymous Huckleberry (#87) -- est. 1977 June 02, 2015 12:44 PM  

The combined weight of the commenters at Making Light surely dominates the combined weight of the Ilk.

But, could we all combined deadlift all of them combined?
I don't know, but I do know they could not deadlift our combined weight.

Blogger DaveofSpades June 02, 2015 12:46 PM  

It would be interesting to go through Tubby's archives and see if that's true. SJWs always lie.

Anonymous Porky June 02, 2015 1:10 PM  

SJWs always lie...

...on the couch with a bucket of chicken.





Anonymous Ecthelion June 02, 2015 1:14 PM  

That parenthetical is just a cornucopia, isn't it?

Anonymous cremes June 02, 2015 2:06 PM  

Just saw a minor twitter kerfuffle regarding Randi Harper (@freebsdgirl) and some Amazon-review harassment she has been engaging in. From there, I discovered a website dedicated to getting false and defamatory Amazon reviews removed. See here: http://www.stopthegrbullies.com/who-we-are/

Could be a good resource for the Ilk going forward.

Blogger Aeoli Pera June 02, 2015 2:27 PM  

Conclusion: Gluttony

Food is something you can enjoy and talk about in Real Life, with Real Life Friends. The internet is for talking about stuff that you can't really talk about in Real Life without being a huge bore.

Anonymous BigGaySteve June 02, 2015 2:39 PM  

Perhaps Nate was right about me not loving dick more than GRapeRapeM loves doritos.

Anonymous Who Dat June 02, 2015 2:50 PM  

Heh. Grape Rape.

Anonymous bgs June 02, 2015 2:53 PM  

Heh. Grape Rape.

G.RapeRapeMartin

Anonymous Teenage Jail June 02, 2015 3:32 PM  

Is it meant to be "George Rape-Rape Martin", as in Whoopi Goldberg's usage?

Anonymous Giuseppe June 02, 2015 3:38 PM  

Damn VD,
Is there no end to your skills?
Satirist as well as dark lord?
I nearly spewed my prosecco laughing!

Blogger Cail Corishev June 02, 2015 3:41 PM  

No, it's "George Rape Rape Martin" as in: "You said 'rape' twice." "I like rape."

Blogger JaimeInTexas June 02, 2015 3:42 PM  

Does that include the weight lifted when standing up?

Blogger MidKnight (#138) June 02, 2015 3:42 PM  

@bgs.... there's a SNL skit in there somewhere....

Blogger Danby June 02, 2015 3:43 PM  

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Blogger Danby June 02, 2015 3:44 PM  

Well, The Google gives 9,700 hits for "hugo"
and 40,100 hits for "food"

Anonymous Teenage Jail June 02, 2015 3:47 PM  

No, it's "George Rape Rape Martin" as in: "You said 'rape' twice." "I like rape."

Googled it. I need to catch up on my classic films.

Blogger Aeoli Pera June 02, 2015 3:57 PM  

G-rape rape-M, Grape rape. Grape Rape 'em.

The Grapist.

Anonymous SS June 02, 2015 4:14 PM  

But, could we all combined deadlift all of them combined?
I don't know, but I do know they could not deadlift our combined weight.

They don't know what a deadlift is. That sounds like violence as far as they're concerned.

Anonymous FP June 02, 2015 4:25 PM  

"GRapeRapeM loves doritos"

I now have an image of GRRM in a purple ape suit running amok yelling Grape Rape, Grape Rape! He then breaks out into the floppy weiner song.

Anonymous BGS June 02, 2015 5:53 PM  

Perhaps we should recommend for 770
http://preparednessadvice.com/recipes/rabbit-cooking-tips/#.VW4ldmd3uUl

Blogger Migly June 02, 2015 7:03 PM  

SS: Deadlift I know, but is there "livelift"? (Asking even though it makes me sound like Jughead wondering if there's a word "Gruntled"...)

Anonymous Huckleberry (#87) -- est. 1977 June 02, 2015 7:13 PM  

I now have an image of GRRM in a purple ape suit running amok

George Rape Rape Martin hasn't run -- amok or otherwise -- in a very long time.
Waddled amok with the aid of a cane, perhaps.

Anonymous Laz June 02, 2015 7:40 PM  

"Waddled amok with the aid of a cane, perhaps."

Now I have a picture of him in a walrus suit

Anonymous Anachronda June 02, 2015 9:03 PM  

@ Aeoli Pera: The Grapist
Grape Ape

Anonymous Curious but not an SJW June 02, 2015 9:41 PM  

Damn VD,
Is there no end to your skills?


But, as some on File770 claim, is his Italian only phrasebook Italian?

Blogger SciVo June 03, 2015 2:07 AM  

@Aeoli Pera & Anachronda:

Amy Schumer on "grape"

Anonymous Pax Romana June 03, 2015 3:26 AM  

So now we have GRRM: The purple walrus with a passion for raping. I feel like this needs to become a satirical web cartoon, complete with upbeat, cheery song that gets progressively darker with each passing verse.

Blogger VD June 03, 2015 9:06 AM  

But, as some on File770 claim, is his Italian only phrasebook Italian?

Forse Giuseppe puo dire cosi. Non parlo perfetto e il mio accento e' americano, ma neanche non parlo come una turista.

Anonymous Pax Romana June 03, 2015 11:18 AM  

"Forse Giuseppe puo dire cosi. Non parlo perfetto e il mio accento e' americano, ma neanche non parlo come una turista."
Translation

"I fed Giuseppe to a direwolf. No, it was not the perfect crime, because my American accent betrayed me to a tourist, so I gave him to the wolf, too."

Man, Google translate is the best!

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