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Friday, June 12, 2015

So brave

I want to see the beautiful Godfrey Elfwick on the cover of Vanity Fair. His courage shames us. And there is NO PLACE in society for the cisracist.


And can you believe this ignorant attack on the NAACP officer and transblack woman, Rachel Dolezal?

angelica ‏@lady_angelica
@voxday Caitlyn never falsely portrayed and lied about her transgender identity though. She didn't make up black fathers and sons and shit.

I denounce her cisracism! Who is she to question Rachel's truth? If Rachel felt her father was black, then he was. So ignorant! Race is just a social construct.

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Blogger SarahsDaughter June 12, 2015 10:03 AM  

What a fantastic Freak show Friday we're having!

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 10:07 AM  

...


Fuck it.


I'm drinking.

Anonymous Kel-Tec PF9 June 12, 2015 10:07 AM  

It won't be long until laughing at Tropic Thunder is a hate crime.

Blogger ScuzzaMan June 12, 2015 10:07 AM  

Robert L Kocher had this idea about the deliberate provocation of cognitive dissonance as a neoliberal political ploy. That it was some combination of "trying hard to shock ma and pa" with adolescent defiance.

But this doesn't even rise to the level of provocation. I can't even take it seriously enough to pity the fool.

It's just embarrassing that a physiologically adult of our species behaves so moronically in public.

Imagine if aliens WERE watching us. They'd be wondering why we haven't all committed suicide out of sheer humiliation from sharing the same planet.

Blogger The Observer June 12, 2015 10:09 AM  

Just a heads-up for those not in the know: Godfrey Elfwick is quite the troll on Twitter; his thing is taking the left's talking points and turning them against the left.

It's hilarious to watch.

Blogger Daniel June 12, 2015 10:10 AM  

Wrongfans stand with Wrongskins, but does this mean we now should or should not oppose the Redskins? I am definitely cisconfused.

It was funnier when Anthony Michael Hall did it though.

Anonymous militant brutha named Cheddarman June 12, 2015 10:11 AM  

Buy that crazy cracka a one way bus ticket to Baltimo'!!!

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 10:12 AM  

ok...

so if cops don't pull him over for no reason... they are discriminating against him?

Blogger Josh June 12, 2015 10:12 AM  

If she says she's black, who are we to judge?

Blogger Peter Pan June 12, 2015 10:12 AM  

Parody... or not... I can't tell anymore...

Blogger VD June 12, 2015 10:12 AM  

It was funnier when Anthony Michael Hall did it though.

No, it really wasn't. Because that was comedy. This is serious.

Blogger SarahsDaughter June 12, 2015 10:14 AM  

Godfrey Elfwick is quite the troll on Twitter

Yep. Rachel is the freak show. Black women are going to eat her heart by the end of the day.

Anonymous A loving tribute to Falco June 12, 2015 10:14 AM  

So.... don't you all believe that shaming has a vital role to play in the health of a society? I guess you just don't like being on the receving end of it? Or do you oppose shaming in general?

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 June 12, 2015 10:15 AM  

You promised it would get better this morning. You delivered.

Blogger Cataline Sergius June 12, 2015 10:16 AM  

As of today I will no longer live my life as the lie that it is.

I will no longer be bound by society's expectations that are based on my mere appearance, by my biology or by genetic or indeed objective reality.

I identify as a Kzin.

I am a sentient alien, quasi-tiger trapped in human's body.

AND I AM PROUD TO BE SO!!!

Blogger Harsh June 12, 2015 10:18 AM  

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Anonymous bgs June 12, 2015 10:19 AM  

Someone has to be on the bottom on the IQ bell curve for whites, so they might as well identify with average blacks.

Blogger Cataline Sergius June 12, 2015 10:19 AM  

#WrongPlanet

Blogger darkdoc June 12, 2015 10:22 AM  

I am stunned at how these people consider themselves to be our (the world's even) ethical, moral, intellectual and religious superiors (EMIRS?).

Hence, we may not criticize or question them, or their logic, or their intelligence because we are inferior and they are superior.

We may not use religious objections because they are superior. Only they know which parts of Christianity apply.

What they do is not illogical (wrongskin, seriously?) because they are so superior, and we can't ever understand. Our knowledge and intellect are so inferior.

We have no grounds to criticize or comment or mock because they are our superiors. So just shut up.

I keep thinking, any day now they'll finally overshoot.

#0184


Anonymous Wiccapundit June 12, 2015 10:22 AM  

I was born a poor, black, sharecropper's son. But then I heard my first Mantovani album, and I knew I had to be white.

So I had my cock shortened ...

Anonymous Unanimous June 12, 2015 10:23 AM  

Leftism thrives on the ability to divide people into binary victimizer/victim classes. The trans movement destroys the boundaries between these and should be exploited for all its worth. Although I was born a heterosexual white Christian male, I identify as a victim, and should be granted all of the rights and privileges owed to me by society, including but not limited to: freedom from criticism, freedom to criticize, freedom to force others to submit to my whims, government recognition of the correctness of my beliefs and behaviors, government sanctioned punishment of those of disagree with my beliefs and behaviors, and right of access to monies and services provided by taxation of those who disagree with my beliefs and behaviors. Transvictim lives matter!

Blogger Jim June 12, 2015 10:24 AM  

I am a sentient alien, quasi-tiger trapped in human's body.

The sad thing is, that attempt at parody still does not go far enough. Look up "Otherkin."

Actually, no, don't look up "Otherkin." Keep your sanity intact.

Blogger Owen June 12, 2015 10:25 AM  

This is no laughing matter.

#wrongskin is not a "new age" thing.

Senator Elizabeth Warren was born Indian in white skin. But look at those high cheekbones. You can't tell me those aren't injun cheekbones! (See also Iron Eyes Cody, Ward Churchill, and the noble Hekawi tribe)

Lack of #wrongskin awareness and acceptance drove Michael Jackson to bleach his skin and diddle kiddies.

And what about the others, like Snookie, George Hamilton, and Al Jolson.

Let's never forget how we desecrate and mock the memory of Al Jolson's courageous public display of #wrongskin.

You can feel his pain as he dealt with the conflict and cultural shame directed at #wrongskins. He even sung about it, but had to do it in code. Because cisskin.

Swanee - how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old swanee.
I'd give the world to be among the folks in D-I-X-I-E-ven though my mammy's waiting for me, praying for me down by the swanne.
The folks up north will see me no more when I get to that swanee shore

(he whistles like a bird)


Rest in peace, Al. Society finally accepts #wrongskins.

Anonymous Knarf June 12, 2015 10:25 AM  

> It's not a joke. It's not OK to mock us.

Is it okay to laugh hysterically?

Anonymous Aeoli Pera June 12, 2015 10:26 AM  

It was nuts before, but now it's totally crackers.

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 10:26 AM  

I just discovered that too. His replies below the initial tweet are true comedy genius.

Anonymous Aeoli Pera June 12, 2015 10:28 AM  

You'd have problems too if your parents named you Godfrey.

Anonymous Knarf June 12, 2015 10:28 AM  

> It won't be long until laughing at Tropic Thunder is a hate crime.

He went full retard. Never go full retard.

> Yep. Rachel is the freak show. Black women are going to eat her heart by the end of the day.

You think black women are cannibals! That's raciss!

Blogger Giraffe June 12, 2015 10:29 AM  

There is no problem this can't solve. #transtruth.

Anonymous fish June 12, 2015 10:29 AM  

Just a heads-up for those not in the know: Godfrey Elfwick is quite the troll on Twitter; his thing is taking the left's talking points and turning them against the left.

Either way the ilk wins....laughing at the satire or laughing at young Godfreys struggle!

This and Spokanes "Painted Lady"....gonna be a good day Tater!

Blogger MachoKing June 12, 2015 10:30 AM  

As we spiral into madness....

Blogger AmyJ June 12, 2015 10:30 AM  

This is taking black knighting to the next level

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 June 12, 2015 10:30 AM  

Hey waitaminute. I may present as a Germanic Caucasoid, but I'm actually a Hausa Negroid who thinks he is a Germanic Caucasoid who thinks he is a Hausa Negroid. Where do I collect my check?

Blogger Owen June 12, 2015 10:30 AM  

You think black women are cannibals! That's raciss!

What? You think black women can't be cannibals if they want to? only white women can?

#wrongmeat

OpenID mattse001 June 12, 2015 10:35 AM  

I want to see our side trolling prominent Blacks like Sharpton with fabricated trans-race stories.

Blogger hank.jim June 12, 2015 10:35 AM  

What world will we have with fewer whites and males around. We are doomed.

Blogger D. Lane (#0067) June 12, 2015 10:36 AM  

I'll give him a chance. If he can waltz through the hood without injury or loss of property, I'll accept his blackness. Double points if he can diss a brotha in front of his homies without complication.

Anonymous dh June 12, 2015 10:38 AM  

I love all of this, but there is something much more interesting, which is that this lady Ms. Dolezal reported finding an envelope full of pictures of lynchings and other nasty stuff inside a locked PO box.

The police are going out of their way to investigate it, but it seems more than likely that this came from Ms. Dolezal herself, just the latest in string of false provactions from race-based agitators.

Blogger Noah B #120 June 12, 2015 10:38 AM  

So.... don't you all believe that shaming has a vital role to play in the health of a society? I guess you just don't like being on the receving end of it? Or do you oppose shaming in general?

#EndRaceShaming

Blogger Josh June 12, 2015 10:38 AM  

Can someone rewrite the article about our brave trans racial sista and replace black with female and white with male?

Or is that hate speech?

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 10:39 AM  

Here's the link to Twitter. The troll/satire nature becomes much more apparent with the comments. This guy is a riot.

https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick/status/609267943050997760/photo/1

Blogger luagha June 12, 2015 10:39 AM  


Cataline Sergius:

The furry websites are right over there, dude. I know a guy who can help you with your costume so you can live the dream.

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 10:40 AM  

When will be humiliated enough to come together and rise up en masse?

That is the question.

Currently we all act like Jewish residents of a concentration camp afraid to recognize that putting people in ovens is wrong. And when the prison guards give us a little attention we grovel and snitch out our brethren for an extra piece of bread. Sure the Jews condemned incineration behind closed doors in those camps but that's not getting it done. They still kept lighting them off and no camp rose up en masse to at least die with dignity.

This is where we are.

Looks like they are going to keep peeing on us and telling us it is raining and we are just going to stand there complaining and giggling about how stupid they are on a day when we could completely lose our Republic to international entities.

Blogger Noah B #120 June 12, 2015 10:40 AM  

"The police are going out of their way to investigate it, but it seems more than likely that this came from Ms. Dolezal herself, just the latest in string of false provactions from race-based agitators."

But we can never know for certain whether they came from the black Rachel or the white one.

Blogger Giraffe June 12, 2015 10:41 AM  

Bill Clinton was the first black president. Barack Obama can be the first woman president. Don't leave that honor for Hillary.

Anonymous DUD June 12, 2015 10:41 AM  

I saw this a few days ago. I fits right in with this post. The Monty Python crew would be out of work in this day. Transabled: I need some attention over here!

Blogger njartist June 12, 2015 10:42 AM  

I am going to start a new victim category: ‪#‎WrongPlanet‬ or ‪#‎WrongCivilizationOnWrongPlanet‬

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 10:42 AM  

The NWO uses these freaks to distract. While we point fingers at this loser and laugh they pass fast track and ultimately TPP which sets our children up to make T-shirts and cheap toys in a sweat shop owned by Bill Gates.

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 10:45 AM  

And we just keep laughing, and waking up in the middle of the night because we know we are on the brink of losing it all.

We are the generation that lost it all. We are the generation that let the Baby Boomers steal everything and burn down the house on the way out.

Blogger njartist June 12, 2015 10:45 AM  

15. Cataline Sergius June 12, 2015 10:16 AM
You may join #WrongCivilizationOnWrongPlanet.

When you leave, take us with you!

Blogger Noah B #120 June 12, 2015 10:47 AM  

"We are the generation that lost it all. We are the generation that let the Baby Boomers steal everything and burn down the house on the way out."

Relax, Tim, the party's just getting started.

Blogger njartist June 12, 2015 10:47 AM  

18. Cataline Sergius June 12, 2015 10:19 AM

#WrongPlanet
Damnit, I just saw that! Birds of a strange feather flock/think together.

Blogger Rabbi B June 12, 2015 10:47 AM  

#wrongforeskin

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 10:47 AM  

We are the generation that let our boys turn into women and our girls turn in to porn actresses.

We aren't getting it done!

The enemy advances and we retreat, laughing and pointing at them as they take it ALL!

Blogger Josh June 12, 2015 10:48 AM  

From his Twitter profile

Genderqueer Muslim atheist. Born white in the #WrongSkin. Itinerant jongleur. Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 10:49 AM  

"I identify as a Kzin."

FUCK YEAH!

however I myself am more in line with the duffelblog... I sexually identify as an A-10 Thunderbolt.

Blogger Josh June 12, 2015 10:50 AM  

#wrongforeskin

So brave. Thanks for this.

Blogger Giraffe June 12, 2015 10:50 AM  

^fag^

Blogger Josh June 12, 2015 10:52 AM  

however I myself am more in line with the duffelblog... I sexually identify as an A-10 Thunderbolt.

Sgt. Major Fairchild said you're fucking stupid and you can’t be a jet, but you're beautiful and you are a goddamn jet.

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 10:53 AM  

he enemy advances and we retreat, laughing and pointing at them as they take it ALL!

Oh, fer cryin' out loud. Wait until we get Thordaddy posting in this thread.

Blogger Noah B #120 June 12, 2015 10:53 AM  

"however I myself am more in line with the duffelblog... I sexually identify as an A-10 Thunderbolt."

As an inanimate object, I feel like you should be able to marry whoever or whatever you love. You shouldn't have to marry a woman, another airplane, or even another vehicle. You should be able to marry a grove of aspen trees if you want to.

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 10:53 AM  

oh settle down Tim. Exposing them to daylight is how you kill them. They're like vampires.

The liberal elite coalition is in the process of burning itself. Bringing more exposure to the various fronts is just pouring gas on the flames.

Lesbians hate trans... both subgroups of feminists... and the infighting tears feminism apart. That's just one part of the fracture. The racial aspect of the fractures is even more obvious... and much deadlier.

This isnt' the end of civilization Tim. This is medicine that exposes the disease that his killing civilization.

Blogger Daniel June 12, 2015 10:54 AM  

Where are all the white women at?

Apparently starting for the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Cis Power! In the future, the race war will be over candy corn oreos.

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 10:58 AM  

Nate, all I know is it just keeps getting worse and our rights keep eroding and on a daily basis we, publically, have to pretend a man who cuts his penis off and takes hormones is superior to us all, and 50% of the mornons in this country believe it.

That is what I am seeing.

It is much easier to defend the fort when it is only the scouts attacking. It gets much harder when your neighbors are ratting you out and Delta trained SWAT teams are at your door at four in the morning and they killed every dog you own, and one of your children.

Blogger VD June 12, 2015 10:58 AM  

We aren't getting it done!

Then go and do something. Then come back and show us how you did it. Be the leader.

Otherwise, shut up. Because crying on my blog isn't doing anything and it isn't interesting or amusing either.

Blogger Jim June 12, 2015 10:58 AM  

As an inanimate object, I feel like you should be able to marry whoever or whatever you love. You shouldn't have to marry a woman, another airplane, or even another vehicle. You should be able to marry a grove of aspen trees if you want to.

Why oppress him by requiring him to marry an object? He can marry the color purple, the warm feeling of clothes fresh from the drier, or August 12th, 1973 if he so desires. IT'S NOT FOR YOU TO JUDGE!

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 June 12, 2015 10:59 AM  

This is almost as funny as trans-abled people:

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/06/08/becoming-disabled-by-choice-not-chance-transabled-people-feel-like-impostors-in-their-fully-working-bodies

Blogger VD June 12, 2015 10:59 AM  


That is what I am seeing.


All I see is that you're doing nothing. So go do something about it. Otherwise, shut up and stop pointing the finger at people who are, at a minimum, doing just as much as you.

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 11:00 AM  

Got it Vox. Just checking the temperature.

This body is on ice.

Anonymous Satan's Hamster June 12, 2015 11:00 AM  

The great thing about the Internet is that it allows SJWs to post their insane blather to a global audience without any adults getting in the way. Before twitterbook, the SJWs would send that blather to their left-wing friends in the media, who'd rewrite it until it sounded sane before they published it. But now, it comes straight from their mouths, completely unedited for batshit crazy.

The worst part is that parody is now impossible, because, no matter how crazy you might think your parody is, there's someone out there posting something crazier to their twitterobok followers every day.

Blogger Noah B #120 June 12, 2015 11:02 AM  

"He can marry the color purple, the warm feeling of clothes fresh from the drier, or August 12th, 1973 if he so desires. IT'S NOT FOR YOU TO JUDGE!"

We all have to work to overcome our physicalism. After all, there are people trapped in human bodies who identify as non-physical entities.

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 June 12, 2015 11:03 AM  

Now that penis transplants are available, I think gender is fluid:

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/06/12/worlds-first-penis-transplant-patient-to-father-a-child

On an unrelated note, was John Holmes' penis preserved?

Blogger Cataline Sergius June 12, 2015 11:03 AM  

@luagha

GRWRRAA AROO

MRRRAAGG BROOWWP RRASS HSSSS

HhRROOON GRROOLL

GRRBRROO RRRSS (Four Roses Single Barrel) SSSTHPPAH PHATT purr purr


Freely translated from the Kzinti:

INSOLENT HUMAN!!

SPEAK NOT OF YOUR FILTHY POLYESTER FUR!

TREMBLING ABASE YOURSELF BEFORE YOUR CAT LORD THEN BRING ME BOURBON (Four Roses Single Barrel), ICE CREAM AND ATTEND ME WITH BLOW DRIERS !!!

Blogger Karl June 12, 2015 11:04 AM  

1) wrongskin - finally a word that rhymes with Otherkin.

2) According to the name numerology website she is a 5 - 9 - 5

http://www.ourbabynamer.com/baby-numerology.html

Expression number 5 = Love to explore and be free and will adapt as necessary to achieve this freedom. They are perceptive about people which enables them to be persuasive. (check)

Soul Urge Number 9 = Nines show a great social awareness and have a need to benefit society. They are often involved with various environmental and groups that help others. (check)

Personality number 5 = They are flexible, easy going and adapt to almost any environment. They do not require structure or supervision and frequently use methods that are creative and unorthodox. (check)

Plus there are 5 letters in NAACP and 9 letters in Cleopatra.

Maybe there really is something to this numerology stuff after all. /s



Anonymous T June 12, 2015 11:05 AM  

Next up, #WrongGenitals. Oh wait. That's already here. Bruce? No pooftahs!

Blogger Jeff Y June 12, 2015 11:05 AM  

Ha! Brilliant.

Blogger Josh June 12, 2015 11:07 AM  

Rabbi B,

Do people who identify as trans Jewish get access to free bagels and Jew gold?

Asking for a friend.

Blogger Rabbi B June 12, 2015 11:09 AM  

Free? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Anonymous Dirtnapninja June 12, 2015 11:09 AM  

This is a goooooood tumblr troll. All the best trolls get people to troll themselves.

Anonymous zen0 June 12, 2015 11:10 AM  

The danger of satire like Elfwick's (there's a white handle for ya) is that the moonbats take it seriously, get inspired, and run with it.

This is how Scientology got started.

Blogger Minion777 June 12, 2015 11:15 AM  

Coffee upgraded to Carajillo:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carajillo

Damn twilight zone Friday.

Blogger jay c June 12, 2015 11:16 AM  

Genderqueer Muslim atheist? This has to be a parody.

Anonymous BluntForceTrauma June 12, 2015 11:16 AM  

Hey, if Steve Martin could be born a poor black child. . . .

OpenID dalrock June 12, 2015 11:23 AM  

Elfwick is hilarious:

It's been lovely day but I really must go and rest for a while. Stay progressive and don't hate me for who I am.

And even better:

Don't call me that awful word. We prefer the term "differently tarded"

Blogger jay c June 12, 2015 11:23 AM  

Scanning Godfrey's Twitter feed... brilliant.

Blogger jay c June 12, 2015 11:24 AM  

"I accept Allah but also don't believe in him"

Kinda describes the relationship 90% of Christendom has with God.

Blogger Minion777 June 12, 2015 11:25 AM  

He's trolling them, so much fun:
"Out of a group of 10 people I surveyed (including myself) only I was #wrongskin.
That's 10%"
https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick/status/609267943050997760/photo/1

Blogger Bard June 12, 2015 11:25 AM  

His Twitter comments are classic

Blogger Bard June 12, 2015 11:27 AM  

777
That was the best in my opinion. I cracked up.

Blogger guest June 12, 2015 11:29 AM  

So funny! I just received a post on FB from Carol Swain about a young, white, obviously mentally disordered white girl, from Spokane, who has been teaching African studies in Eastern Washington University. She is a civil rights activist, disguising herself as black. Her white parents outed her. -Rachel Dolezal.

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 11:32 AM  

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”

― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Anonymous Porky June 12, 2015 11:33 AM  

#wrongforeskin

I stand with you, Rabbi.

And Obamacare should pay for your prosthetic surgery.

#iwantmyshmuckback

Blogger Minion777 June 12, 2015 11:33 AM  

Keeps getting better:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrongSkin?src=hash

Blogger Harsh June 12, 2015 11:33 AM  

Wait a minute, is that Simon Pegg in a wig and false beard?

Anonymous Soga June 12, 2015 11:35 AM  

Even better, UK Yahoo! ran an article criticizing #WrongSkin.

I daresay... we need to get that scummy cis white male author at Yahoo! fired for his bigoted, hatey-hateful racist dipshit shitlord views.

There is NO place in society for #WrongSkin shaming.

Anonymous The other robot June 12, 2015 11:35 AM  

When will Twitter #Pao him?

Blogger Aquila Aquilonis June 12, 2015 11:40 AM  

I, too, have been shamified.

Anonymous FP June 12, 2015 11:40 AM  

For those who missed Godfrey's recent star wars troll:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3045850/Star-Wars-anti-women-anti-gay-Darth-Vader-listens-rap-music-BBC-apologise-invited-hoaxer-air-slam-sci-fi-movie-series.html

Blogger darkdoc June 12, 2015 11:40 AM  

All those black people on #Wrongskin, who are criticizing the people who claim wrongskin, I want to tell them to shut up.

What the F*** do they know about not being black and how oppressed we feel?

Blogger JP June 12, 2015 11:41 AM  

Remember when these people were called whiggers? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Blogger JartStar June 12, 2015 11:42 AM  

Words make reality. It's magic!

Blogger Minion777 June 12, 2015 11:43 AM  

He is an artist:

However, despite the fact that Mr Elfwick's Twitter bio states that he is a 'demisexual genderqueen Muslim atheist' he was still invited on to the programme.
Beforehand he also tweeted: 'I've never actually seen #StarWars but the fact that the bad guy was all black and ate watermelons was unbelievably racist even for the 70's.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3045850/Star-Wars-anti-women-anti-gay-Darth-Vader-listens-rap-music-BBC-apologise-invited-hoaxer-air-slam-sci-fi-movie-series.html#ixzz3crZP2HQ5

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 11:43 AM  

dude.. the center-left black response to this is absolutely hilarious.

Anonymous Soga June 12, 2015 11:45 AM  

Yahoo! reporter expresses bigoted, racist views

Yahoo! needs to be asked: is this reporter's opinion in any way representative of the company?

Does Yahoo! tolerate bigotry and racism among its employees?

This is an insult, an outrage! Emir needs to be fired for expressing such oppressive, racist, bigoted views.

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 11:45 AM  

So can I be a Masai? They get to wander the African savannah and smack lions on the head with knobkerries. Or do I have to be some kind of generic African American? It's not as much fun when you have to go generic. Or maybe those guys from the Danakil desert. Their chicks go topless and are skinny.

Anonymous Porky June 12, 2015 11:51 AM  

I always wondered why I prefer Al Green to ZZ Top.

Thank you, Godfrey, for helping me to understand.

#WrongSkin

Blogger Josh June 12, 2015 11:54 AM  

Free? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

So that's a no?

Anonymous jrl June 12, 2015 11:55 AM  

I once spoke with a man who was in a car wreck. He needed blood transfusions. He was figured some of the blood was from black people, so he began to identify as a black man. He knew his skin was white, he also knew he was a black man

Anonymous Difster VFM #109 June 12, 2015 11:55 AM  

I think Vox is #wrongskin. Be brave Vox, start identifying at the Viking Purple you were born to be.

Anonymous jrl June 12, 2015 11:57 AM  

If we're all the same under the skin , then why does skin color matter? Let them identify with what feels real to them.

Anonymous p-dawg June 12, 2015 11:57 AM  

I identify as next Thursday. STOP OPPRESSING ME! #wrongday

Blogger Rabbi B June 12, 2015 11:57 AM  

"So that's a no?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IExD-J4_F8

Anonymous Huckleberry (#87) -- est. 1977 June 12, 2015 11:59 AM  

Yes this is one of the most effective trolls I've ever had the pleasure to witness, but even though it's parody in a way it really isn't.

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 12:02 PM  

I identify as next Thursday. STOP OPPRESSING ME! #wrongday

Deep in their hearts, every day identifies as Sunday.

Or is that just a Morrissey song?

Blogger bearspaw June 12, 2015 12:06 PM  

I am what I am and that's all that I am
-Popeye

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 12:10 PM  

Saturday's better you don't have to work the next day and you didn't have to work that day either. It's the sweet spot.

For me I think I'll make like a bottle of bourbon today and see where that goes. Who knows? Maybe I'll be a Masai warrior or a bluefin tuna by the afternoon.

Blogger Cail Corishev June 12, 2015 12:10 PM  

This is no laughing matter.

Not at all. This injustice must be stopped and the haters silenced. Ms. Dolezal, as a courageous woman who identifies as black, has had to live not only with the pain of racism that all blacks suffer at the hands of the privileged, but also the pain of having to conceal her parentage and upbringing for fear of the very ridicule that she is now enduring simply because of who she truly is. She's done her best to look like the black woman she knows she is in her heart, and has committed herself to the black community's welfare as her career. How dare anyone tell her she's not as black as anyone else?

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 12:12 PM  

Has no one read, "Black Like Me"?

Anonymous Porky June 12, 2015 12:15 PM  

Lol - "Let's all be descendants of slaves together!"

Blogger dc.sunsets June 12, 2015 12:19 PM  

Often the last movement in a sequence in commodity price charts is a "blow off top" where participants suddenly throw themselves into the trend so blindly that a spike high (or low) is created.

From tattoos & piercings to race, "gender" idiocy, grrrl power, and every other belief-trumps-fact magical perception, I can't imagine a more compelling illustration of a pre-reversal spike in defining deviancy down and the presumed benefits of highlighting ones otherwise meaningless differences from the herd.

Being different for the sake of being different is the essence of conformity. I wonder if the girls with blue hair and the clowns donning today's "fashion" (tattoos) they can never change like clothing will ever have the insight to realize their folly? Or will they ride that horse into the No Man's Land of between-the-tribes future and find themselves without allies and ultimately without any safety at all?

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 12:20 PM  

Warren/Dolezal 2016. Put them on a ticket together. They put the chief back into Commander-in-Chief.

Blogger Doom June 12, 2015 12:20 PM  

Hahahahahaha! Who needs the funnies!

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 12:21 PM  

Joshua Dyal - You are today's winner of the internet. Your prizes include....

Anonymous Sevron June 12, 2015 12:22 PM  

I've noticed this weird verbal tic SJWs have- they can't say something is "wrong" or "evil", they have to say it's "not OK". I think it's because they loudly claim to be non-judgmental (they are actually the most judgmental jerks on Earth) so they can't use language that looks like they're condemning something, unless that something has a long history of agreement within the warren as being bad.

So for example, "Conservatives are evil fucks." Is OK because all the rabbits agree on this and have for a long time, but "Mocking me for being wrongskin is not OK" is a way of running it up the flagpole. If enough rabbits get onboard, they'll eventually start calling us cisrace shitlords, but for now it's too tentative to make the claim.

Blogger Jourdan June 12, 2015 12:27 PM  

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter.

Ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but i don't care, I'm beautiful.

I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.

If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Thank you for being so understanding.

Blogger Cail Corishev June 12, 2015 12:29 PM  

his thing is taking the left's talking points and turning them against the left.

It's hilarious to watch.


Yes. On the one hand, it's not like you'll ever be able to hold SJWs to their own rules, because they consider reason and consistency to be tools to be picked up and discarded as needed, not values to be followed. They're never going to say, "You know, you've got a point there."

On the other hand, it's really funny. And it just might get some of the reasonable-but-too-nice-to-apply-it moderates to realize how freakin' nuts and destructive these people they think we should be "tolerant" toward are.

Blogger Jourdan June 12, 2015 12:30 PM  

#VikingKin meetup in Owatonna!

I'm happy to announce that Vox will strike a blow for self-identification and host VikingKin Moot, Meet-Up and Brat Gorger 2015 at 2am, Owatonna, Minnesota, at David's house.

Anonymous patrick kelly June 12, 2015 12:31 PM  

@Nate: "Fuck it.
I'm drinking."

You need a reason? pussy...

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 12:34 PM  

The damn computer keeps ordering me to prove, "You're not a robot." Fuck that, I am a robot how about that smarty pants computer? T-800 Terminator I'm going to go get my Phased plasma rifle in the 40Watt range right now at my local gun store.

Anonymous patrick kelly June 12, 2015 12:35 PM  

"Either way the ilk wins....laughing at the satire or laughing at young Godfreys struggle!"

Laughing and drinking and falling down...my kind of Friday...

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 12:38 PM  

On the other hand, it's really funny.

As funny as Godfrey is, the best part is the SJWs who show up thinking that maybe they should take him seriously.

Anonymous patrick kelly June 12, 2015 12:40 PM  

" While we point fingers at this loser and laugh they pass fast track and ultimately TPP which sets our children up to make T-shirts and cheap toys in a sweat shop owned by Bill Gates."

If we stop pointing and laughing will they stop TPP?? Rats, we could have stopped their evil plan....

"as they take it ALL!"

What did they take from you today?


Blogger Rabbi B June 12, 2015 12:49 PM  

"Laughing and drinking and falling down...my kind of Friday..."

This needs to be a tradition at VP: FREAKY FRIGGIN' FRIDAY

Anonymous paradox June 12, 2015 12:53 PM  

Caitlyn Jenner and Lindsay Graham kicked this batshit crazy June off to ludicrous speed. Now, every day it's something crazier than the next. Satire can't keep up.

Blogger anne June 12, 2015 12:55 PM  

Wrongfans stand with Wrongskins, but does this mean we now should or should not oppose the Redskins? I am definitely cisconfused.

Rename them the Washington Rightskins! Problem solved.

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 12:57 PM  

Joshua Dyal - You are today's winner of the internet.

Rename them the Washington Rightskins! Problem solved.

If so, my victory was short-lived indeed.

Blogger ajw308 (#98) June 12, 2015 12:58 PM  

I am stunned at how these people consider themselves to be our (the world's even) ethical, moral, intellectual and religious superiors
They lie. They lie to themselves as much as they lie to us.

Anonymous The Emperor June 12, 2015 12:58 PM  

I am Napoleon I. Henceforth, you are to bow when I enter a room. Also, when referring to me always refer to me as "The Emperor".

Anonymous patrick kelly June 12, 2015 1:00 PM  

"I always wondered why I prefer Al Green to ZZ Top."

I prefer both. #BiGenrePreference#TransArtist

Blogger Jeff Y June 12, 2015 1:01 PM  

I've laughed my ass off at this, all morning. Still laughing. Truly hilarious and rhetorically effective.

Anonymous patrick kelly June 12, 2015 1:01 PM  

""Laughing and drinking and falling down...my kind of Friday..."

This needs to be a tradition at VP: FREAKY FRIGGIN' FRIDAY"

My boss won't sanction me drinking whiskey or even beer in the office....doesn't care about the laughing or falling down....

Blogger Jourdan June 12, 2015 1:02 PM  

New twitter from Iowahawk on this issue:

Elizabeth Warren could not be smoke-signaled for comment

Anonymous militant brutha named Cheddarman June 12, 2015 1:02 PM  

Godfrey is a thoughly anglo-saxon name

he must be a trust fund kid

Anonymous Difster VFM #109 June 12, 2015 1:05 PM  

ATF is going to be a blast tonight.

Blogger Corvinus June 12, 2015 1:05 PM  

New Pew report:
Multiracial in America

Highlights:
* Vox's people are just as conservative as unmixed whites.
* Part-blacks of whatever type identify most strongly with their black side, seemingly vindicating the "one-drop" rule.
* White-Asian crosses seem to be mostly the offspring of SWPLs on their white side.

Anonymous Porky June 12, 2015 1:06 PM  

I prefer both. #BiGenrePreference#TransArtist

I feel so ashamed. Please forgive my ignorance.

Anonymous 1949 Buick Roadmaster June 12, 2015 1:06 PM  

I am now a 1949 Buick Roadmaster.

Put me on the cover of "Car & Driver"!... beep, beep.

Anonymous Roundtine June 12, 2015 1:12 PM  

When your movement is based on feelings and fantasy. You lose touch with reality and anyone can come in and masquerade as one of your own. I think we should remember than 1 year ago this month, the wonderful trolls fooled the feminists into "Ban Father's Day." This is even better, it is a mind virus that goes to the core of SJW and progressive thinking. They have no inoculation because the trolls are perfect progressives. The left can no longer tell who is a good progressive and who is a complete troll.

Blogger tihald June 12, 2015 1:13 PM  

And then there was this response on Twitter:
@GodfreyElfwick lol are you kidding me? Race is not like gender. You are born to your race, you can't pick it!

As an old physics teacher once put it.... I went all TEGO (The Eyes Glaze Over)

Anonymous Soga June 12, 2015 1:14 PM  

Come on, does nobody think it would be entertaining to run a campaign to get a Yahoo! writer fired for leftist opinions?

Does no one here want to punch the Left back twice as hard as they have punched us, particularly Yahoo!?

Anonymous fish June 12, 2015 1:16 PM  

....I'm going to go get my Phased plasma rifle in the 40Watt range right now at my local gun store.

And do what with it.....keep the newly hatched baby chicks warm?

Anonymous WaterBoy June 12, 2015 1:26 PM  

Joshua Dyal @ 136: "If so, my victory was short-lived indeed."

Premature congratulations.

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 1:28 PM  

"ATF is going to be a blast tonight."

where is the thumbs up button?

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 1:30 PM  

""Laughing and drinking and falling down...my kind of Friday..."

This needs to be a tradition at VP: FREAKY FRIGGIN' FRIDAY"

...

This has been a tradition here since about 2004... and its called ATF... its at my blog... and well... now its evolved into call-in radio show of all things.

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 1:45 PM  

"Drink, make jokes, play video games and feast well tonight my dear fellows, for tomorrow we get rounded up, starved and tortured in the re-education camps as we watch our families destroyed..."

Anonymous joe doakes June 12, 2015 1:46 PM  

Cataline claims to be cis-Kzin but he's only saying that to make fun of people who lisp. Hater.

Anonymous Humor Police June 12, 2015 1:51 PM  

"Cataline claimth to be cis-Kzin but he's only thaying that to make fun of people who lithp. Hater."

Fixed it for you.

Blogger Owen June 12, 2015 1:52 PM  

"Drink, make jokes, play video games and feast well tonight my dear fellows, for tomorrow we get rounded up, starved and tortured in the re-education camps as we watch our families destroyed..."

Do they have HBO there?

Anonymous MendoScot June 12, 2015 1:54 PM  

Delingpole lets out his inner aristocrat.

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 2:01 PM  

I'm going to take my Phased-plasma rifle and ..... go 'zap, zzzzap!' while warming the chicks. Because hot chicks dig guns.

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 2:05 PM  

"Drink, make jokes, play video games and feast well tonight my dear fellows, for tomorrow we get rounded up, starved and tortured in the re-education camps as we watch our families destroyed..."

oh shut up and go shoot a liberal already.

If you really believe that bullshit... go do it. otherwise shut up about it.

None of us are out shooting liberals right now because we don't believe that bullshit. If you do... go do your thing. If you're not doing your thing... then you obviously dont' believe it either.

So shut up and drink with us.

Anonymous Roundtine June 12, 2015 2:08 PM  

USA Today is now calling Elfwick a parody account, but Salon calls out Twitter for their transracial hate.

And then there was this response on Twitter:
@GodfreyElfwick lol are you kidding me? Race is not like gender. You are born to your race, you can't pick it!


Seriously, is that a troll or an SJW? You don't know. This is beautiful.

Blogger Tiny Tim June 12, 2015 2:13 PM  

Ah Nate, you are a smart guy who knows what is here and you know what is coming.

I have no doubt.

For those who ignore history (and human nature) are doomed to repeat it.

"I know nothinnnggg, nothinnngggggg..."

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 2:21 PM  

'Ah Nate, you are a smart guy who knows what is here and you know what is coming.'

i have a very very good idea of what is coming. and its nothing like you're describing.

its not particularly fun... in fact... it sucks... but the cure for bad injuries and bad diseses often is uncomfortable for a time.

Anonymous Porky June 12, 2015 2:21 PM  

oh shut up and go shoot a liberal already.

But please do it with your pants around your ankles.

Oh, and use the .22 with the pink grip.

Anonymous Giuseppe June 12, 2015 2:24 PM  

I saw this Godfrey Elfwick before I read this blog post about it.
As I said on twitter:
I am born on the wrong fucking planet.

Please give me back my damn hyperspace capable ship. And the all female crew of hotties that can do logic that comes with it. I identify as a Martian Warlord so just hop to it Earthlings!

Anonymous patrick kelly June 12, 2015 2:27 PM  

"So shut up and drink with us."

Works for me...

Blogger overcaffeinated June 12, 2015 2:32 PM  

Check out this hard-hitting journalism from USA Today: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/06/12/wrongskin-naacp-transracial/71114360/

"Correction: An earlier version of this story misstated the intentions of a tweet by @GodfreyElfwick. He operates a parody account."

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 2:32 PM  

"Works for me..."

we never doubted ya irish.

Anonymous Bad4Good June 12, 2015 2:32 PM  

Holy f*ck. Can this out of control political correctness get any stupider? White people claiming they identify as black when they have two white parents? Is their level of self-hatred that high? Yes, I guess so. Must be more Stuff That White People Like, self-hatred. Idiots. WrongSkin. Stupidest thing ever.

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 2:33 PM  

Giuseppe Antonio Carter of Mars just doesn't sound right. I hope I'm not oppressing or othering you in any way.

Anonymous alexamenos June 12, 2015 2:35 PM  

Liberalism is a war on objective reality, and Ms White NAACP is winning.

SJWs....so difficult to distinguish between paradoy and the real thing.

Anonymous Bad4Good June 12, 2015 2:36 PM  

Oh, turns out it was a parody account, my mistake.

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 2:41 PM  

"So shut up and drink with us."

Tiny Tim doesn't seem like a happy drunk.

Anonymous Porky June 12, 2015 2:43 PM  

SJWs....so difficult to distinguish between paradoy and the real thing.

It's getting harder to keep track of the rules.

KKK grand wizard democratic senator - OK!

Black identifying white girl NAACP activist = NOT OK!!

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 2:51 PM  

what?

can't hear you.. I'm busy slapping my new djembe.

Cultural appropriation baby!

Blogger Joshua Dyal June 12, 2015 3:09 PM  

Black identifying white girl NAACP activist = NOT OK!!

If only she'd embrace her inner Japanese samurai identity for a moment and do the honorable thing.

Anonymous Ghost of Michael Jackson June 12, 2015 3:10 PM  

I've never slapped a Djembe.

But I did spank a Jimmy once.

#WrongSkin

Blogger Salt June 12, 2015 3:18 PM  

The rubbernecking at this #transwreck is way cool.

Anonymous Jake June 12, 2015 3:22 PM  

"Caitlyn never falsely portrayed and lied about her transgender identity though. She didn't make up black fathers and sons and shit."

Forgive me if this is a comment repeat, but this is wrong. Bruce Jenner did lie when he "always knew" he was a "woman" and he entered and competed in the Olympics as a man.

Blogger pdwalker June 12, 2015 3:26 PM  

Seriously, is this a "jump the shark" moment?

Anonymous Blue Sofa June 12, 2015 3:28 PM  

I am now an old blue sofa with bad springs.

Put me on the cover of "Furniture Today".

Anonymous cheddarman June 12, 2015 3:48 PM  

Nate,

Maybe on ATF you could talk about how OSU is gonna kick everyone's ass in football this year, including Alabama, and win another National Championship...

If Nate gets really hammered before ATF, he might put on an OSU hat


for those of you who don't know Nate, this is the equivalent of throwing a couple dozen lit packs of fire crackers into his living room. Now just sit back and enjoy the reaction ;)

Anonymous Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 3:49 PM  

Why would anyone lie about being black when blacks are so discriminated against and in danger of police profiling at all times?

Anonymous cheddarman June 12, 2015 3:51 PM  

Then again, he might dismiss me with a comment about licking the windows on the short bus...who knows the mind of Nate?

Anonymous Blue Sofa June 12, 2015 4:01 PM  

Notice me... squeak... squeak...are you furniture phobic?... squeak.

I should be on the cover of "Furniture Today"!

Blogger cavalier973 June 12, 2015 4:19 PM  

Q: How many Kzin does it take to screw up a lightbulb?

Blogger Rantor June 12, 2015 4:30 PM  

I am #wrongbankaccount. I am certain that there is a bank account in Switzerland that is actually mine. If any ilk know the account number, please forward it along with the name of the bank so I can correct the current situation.

Blogger Anthony June 12, 2015 4:43 PM  

Donn #0114 - What happens when you can't prove you're not a robot: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2999

Blogger byronfrombyron June 12, 2015 5:25 PM  

Scream and leap, Cataline.

Blogger Nate June 12, 2015 5:37 PM  

someone said something... but I didn't hear it.. because djembe.

Blogger CM June 12, 2015 5:54 PM  

Can't forget Bill Clinton! He was the first black president!

Anonymous taqiyyologist June 12, 2015 6:24 PM  

178 is the new thread winner.

Blogger Joshua Sinistar June 12, 2015 6:28 PM  

This crazy is just getting out of control. Delusional does not even begin to describe this. On a fun note, now we know what happened to those inmates of State Mental Hospitals who aren't currently on the street. They've done what most people who are insane and unemployable do, and entered the political arena. Democracy just does not work. Voting can't stop crazy.

Anonymous BigGaySteve June 12, 2015 6:37 PM  

You should be able to marry a grove of aspen trees if you want to.

That would be polygamy.

Rabbi B, Do people who identify as trans Jewish get access to free bagels and Jew gold?

Do they actually just hand out the gold or do they check to see if you are circumcised first?

Why would anyone lie about being black when blacks are so discriminated against and in danger of police profiling at all times?

As the Asians suing Harvard show being black is worth more admissions points than having a perfect SAT

Anonymous T-800 formerly Donn #0114 June 12, 2015 6:44 PM  

Anthony - I am a T-800 an infiltrator model. I deliberately would of course fail any tests that would indicate I am a cybernetic organism. Ahem, I mean
"Fuck you, you asshole!"

Blogger Cuca Culpa June 12, 2015 8:17 PM  

What if she really believes she's black?

Blogger Cuca Culpa June 12, 2015 8:20 PM  

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Blogger Patrikbc-EgyptianPrincess#wrongskin June 12, 2015 9:07 PM  

She IS black, and he IS black, and Bruce is a woman baby... And I am a nubian princess who wants to twirl damnit! Don't judge!

Blogger Patrikbc-EgyptianPrincess#wrongskin June 12, 2015 9:09 PM  

Oh that was GOOD!

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