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Friday, June 26, 2015

We'd like you better if you were losing

The commenters at File 770 have some advice for the Puppies:
Shambles: “I think a good thing for the puppies would be new leadership; an even better thing would be to walk away from Beale; and the best thing would be to realize each member is welcome as an individual and it’s not necessary to create voting blocks for individually nominated and voted upon awards.” 

Bruce Baugh: All of this. Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve conservative fans’ and creators’ image within fandom seems well worthwhile, but it needs to come from someone who hasn’t glorified hate-mongering and vandalism and who actually does respect other fans and the volunteers who make this all happen.
Ah, if only we were more like them and had new leadership who respected them and was more interested in improving our image in their eyes than in drinking wine from their silvered skulls. Although to be honest, the more I read what they write, the more I fear they won't make for much more than shot glasses.

What do you say, Rabids? In the place of a Dark Lord shall there be a Bright and Obsequious Queen, who shall make it her top priority to seek favor in the eyes of science fiction's SJWs?

Or shall we make ourselves thrones of their bones once the VFM are done chewing on them?

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106 Comments:

Anonymous Toby Temple June 26, 2015 5:52 AM  

Well, why not let Spacebunny be the Bright and Obsequious Queen, doing the will of the Dark Lord?

Blogger rho June 26, 2015 5:53 AM  

The Dark Lord is shit, but at least he's honest.

Blogger totenhenchen June 26, 2015 5:54 AM  

SJWs delenda est.

Anonymous Peter #0231 June 26, 2015 6:07 AM  

Assuming that "queen" doesn't mean Milo, a queen would be nicer to look at.

But past that, no: sitting on a throne made of their bones, sipping their tears from a goblet made from their skulls is the way to go. And they know that is what's coming.

I wonder when someone over there is going to wonder if they had been just a bit less dickish, would they be in the same place.

Naw, what am I saying? Introspection from SJWs? Please.

Blogger Shimshon June 26, 2015 6:13 AM  

I don't care.

Blogger grendel June 26, 2015 6:16 AM  

Post pics of you in a dress and we'll all comment on whether you'd be better as a lady than a lord.

Blogger James Dixon June 26, 2015 6:19 AM  

> What do you say, Rabids? In the place of a Dark Lord shall there be a Bright and Obsequious Queen, who shall make it her top priority to seek favor in the eyes of science fiction's SJWs?

Queen? Well, we do have Kate the Impaler, but somehow I doubt she's quite what they had in mind either. :)

Anonymous Stilicho June 26, 2015 6:23 AM  

Silvered or gilded?

Anonymous Mike M. (Minion 315) June 26, 2015 6:27 AM  

Excuse me, Dread Vox, but I don't think their weak and insipid bones are strong enough for a throne. Toilet cover, maybe, but not a load-bearing member.

Anonymous Jourdan June 26, 2015 6:27 AM  

It's instructive to notice that SJW advice on what ideally they would like is strikingly similar to female advice on what they're looking for.

Blogger Kryten 2X4B 523P June 26, 2015 6:28 AM  

Trouble is, taking the puppies as a collective there have already been several good "Leaders", but becuase they wouldnt pay homage to the existing system they were vilified. It also smacks of the claims early in gamergate about how they wouldnt achieve anything because they had no leaders.

Previously the Puppy Kickers mocked the campaigns because they felt secure in doing so, and they saw the campaigns as ineffective. Now the campaigns have been successful, they're throwing temper tantrums like a two year old denied some candy.

They would rather there not be opposing "blocs" so they can continue their behind the scenes bloc voting while continuing to lay claim to being honest and above board.

They cant be reasoned with, they cant be appeased, they cant be lived with. So tired of these people.

Sp screw em, burn it to the ground, then nuke it from orbit just to be sure.

Blogger Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 June 26, 2015 6:33 AM  

"In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!"

That's *my* idea of a queen.... BURN!!! BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!

Anonymous Not-So-Merry zen0 June 26, 2015 6:34 AM  

Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve conservative fans’ and creators’ image within fandom seems well worthwhile,

That's the answer! Give them a free Makeover!

Anonymous NorthernHamlet June 26, 2015 6:35 AM  

Why not both?

Nothing induces rage more than the hot babe falling for the bad ass asshole.

Blogger Dexter June 26, 2015 6:38 AM  

I resent being called an individual. I am part of a howling mob, dammit, and I want that acknowledged. Now, where did I put that pitchfork?

Blogger Cail Corishev June 26, 2015 6:41 AM  

So are these guys SJW concern trolls, or thoughtful moderates honestly trying to be helpful?

Anonymous Apollo June 26, 2015 6:42 AM  

Im happy to consider Vox as double-extra leader if it bothers them so much.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan June 26, 2015 6:46 AM  

PC is not my religion I do not care what they think, nor do I put any stock in their propaganda, and matter of fact the more propaganda they spew in an effort to demoralize me and frighten the "moderates and neutrals" only hardens my resolve to not care about them or their theocracy.

Anonymous Wiccapundit June 26, 2015 6:54 AM  

"Having a collaborative EFFORT to ASSESS and IMPROVE conservative fans’ and creators’ IMAGE within fandom SEEMS well worthwhile ..."

Efforts to "assess" and "improve" our "image" within fandom?

"Seems" worthwhile?

This sounds like a social media/branding committee meeting at any faceless corporation.

Don't strain a groin muscle with that effort, SJWs.

Oh, and make sure that you are ISO 9001 compliant.

Blogger RL (#0052) June 26, 2015 6:55 AM  

The Dark Lord and thrones of their bones sounds OK to me.

Anonymous Steve Brown VFM#0273 June 26, 2015 6:57 AM  

Vox,

You being a fan of direct democracy, let's see if we can increase the minions as to the answer to your question.

For those of you that would like to become a vile faceless minion and be numbered among those favoring Vox as your leader, opposed to some queen, please "vote" by emailing Vox with "minion" in the subject line. You will receive a vile faceless minion badge and number.

As you know, Vox really doesn't care, but show him you do.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan June 26, 2015 7:01 AM  

Speaking of the rot that is within the walls of the PC theocracy, in France ISIS (4GW open source combatants) have conducted a terrorist attack. It seems a large enough portion of muslims simply do not care what the SJW think.

Speaking for myself only, I won't offer much assistance to the SJW as they auto delegitimize themselves.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer June 26, 2015 7:04 AM  

Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve conservative fans’ and creators’ image within fandom seems well worthwhile

Cause the most important thing is what other people think of you!

Blogger P.T. Barnumium June 26, 2015 7:09 AM  

"Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve conservative fans’ and creators’ image within fandom seems well worthwhile"

Read this at work. Sprayed my keyboard with coffee, laughing so hard at this. Chalk another minor annoyance up to the SJWs.

The cognitive dissonance is almost palpable. Why would the image of "bots" or "sockpuppets" (which I am given to understand we all are) need either assessing or improving?

Furthermore, should we assess and improve our image, how will we then continue with our neo-nazi rallies, general terrorism, and rampant misogyny?

Anonymous Bz June 26, 2015 7:17 AM  

"Oh, if only these Vile Puppies could agree to be neutered into Obedient Puppies."

Anonymous Stg58 / Animal Mother #225 June 26, 2015 7:19 AM  

My reaction to their Worm tongue like request is simple:

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.

Anonymous VFM #0012 June 26, 2015 7:23 AM  

BONES! BONES! BONES!

Anonymous DT June 26, 2015 7:25 AM  

What do you say, Rabids? In the place of a Dark Lord shall there be a Bright and Obsequious Queen, who shall make it her top priority to seek favor in the eyes of science fiction's SJWs?

I just realized the true horror of the scene in LOTR where Frodo offers the ring to Galadriel. Sauron was evil, but at least he was masculine. I imagine the rules under his domain would be simple and consistent: do your work or die.

What if Galadriel had seized the ring? Middle Earth would have been subject to the fleeting whims of a woman's feelz. You could bend over backwards trying to please her only to think the wrong thing believing it to be the right thing because last week it was. She would FeelBad(TM) and punish you in a way that would make Sauron's tortures seem humane and dignified.

It would be like living under the rule of that kid from the Twilight Zone episode who could read minds and wish people into the corn field. Only with monthly periods.

"You're a bad man Vox! A very bad man! And you think bad thoughts causing FeelBads(TM)! I'm wishing you out of puppy management!"

Anonymous Jourdan June 26, 2015 7:28 AM  

I used to look forward to hearing the lamentations of the women, but now that I'm back in the U.S. and working in an office I hear nothing but their lamentations, beginning about an hour before lunch time...

Anonymous Ain June 26, 2015 7:29 AM  

"and the best thing would be to realize each member is welcome as an individual

Because how else shall SJW's use their tried and true tactic of entry and take over? No thanks, I'll pass on that poison pill.

Anonymous Stg58 / Animal Mother #225 June 26, 2015 7:31 AM  

Jourdan,

Sucks for you. There are two women in our office. One is a smoking hot mom of 5 who is in her mid 40's, and one who is 22 and starstruck with all the men around her. We have no problems.

Anonymous DT June 26, 2015 7:35 AM  

6. grendel - Post pics of you in a dress and we'll all comment on whether you'd be better as a lady than a lord.

"Just call me Voxlyn."

Only if he throws in a bad weave and a spray tan so we can claim to have an authentic African American woman leading the puppies.

Anonymous Stephen J. June 26, 2015 7:46 AM  

For a bunch of people who were no doubt intensely introspective about what "we" the West had done to "deserve" the 9/11 attacks, it does strike me as ironic that nobody on the SJ bothers to ask *why* so many of the Puppy slate supporters, or why conservative or apolitical fans in general, are so vehement in their position. Does it sincerely never occur to them that our experiences might justify or perspective, and that they are in large part responsible for those experiences?

Anonymous Quartermaster June 26, 2015 7:48 AM  

Their bones would make a fine war trophy. I have no preference beyond that.

Blogger HickoryHammer #0211 June 26, 2015 7:56 AM  

Social Justice Warriors always love to tell normal people how to run their half of the war. Protip: It's always the worst advice. Do the opposite, do what they hate if you want to win.

Anonymous Randall June 26, 2015 7:56 AM  

We've seen the denial. We've seen the anger. It now appears that at least some of the commenters at File 770 have reached the bargaining stage of the five stages of grief.

Blogger Nate June 26, 2015 8:00 AM  

Sometimes I wonder if its ever occurred to them that the one who replaces you maybe not be as kind and considerate and gentle as you are.

The trouble has not been inciting the VFM and Dread Ilk. The trouble has been reigning them in.

Blogger Salt June 26, 2015 8:01 AM  

In the place of a Dark Lord shall there be a Bright and Obsequious Queen, who shall make it her top priority to seek favor in the eyes of science fiction's SJWs?

Hell no. But if it be a Queen, send in Malwyn.

Blogger Jack Aubrey June 26, 2015 8:07 AM  

I vote for the thrones / bones / chew-toy option. Not that I get a vote. But if I did that's how I'd vote. If that's OK with you.

Minion #0194

Anonymous Geoff June 26, 2015 8:08 AM  

BGS for Queen.

Blogger LP 999/Eliza June 26, 2015 8:10 AM  

Nein!

Beale stays.

The final stage of grief is acceptance and the SJW's in their delusional oddities don't understand there are men whom lead while our or my support remains where its been over the years. Most here are on their own sides with united worldviews.

The sjw newbies do not operate in reality so this is news to them; the WND op-eds, 2003 advent blog, hobby or not we operate on open public discourse and debate. Vox allows us open debate, challenges critics.

Oh right, I forgot, no one will debate Vox like PZ or McRaRa man in a dress with a dangling participle. So of course its time to ask we no longer support or comment, yeah, again, we are not allowed to live, speak, shop, vote, etc.

Vox isn't leaving, the Lord has a plan (again why would he with the advent of CH, brainstorming events, I mean, the SJW's dont want us to have anything).

Anonymous 360 June 26, 2015 8:14 AM  

There is no minion without a master.

Blogger Cataline Sergius June 26, 2015 8:16 AM  

The fires of the beasts vastly blanketed the once beautiful plains before Tor Keep as far as the eye could see, glowing a hellish red orange against a sky so black from the smoke that mid-day was as evening twilight.

The black legions of the Dread Lord chanted, "he rises! he rises!" As the massive flaming boulders from their gigantic trebuchets, crashed into the Embarrassed-To-Be-So-White walls of Tor Keep.

Those walls, once thought to be completely impenetrable. Now showed massive cracks, Both from the thunderous barrage of the mighty siege engines arrayed before them and the cunning undermining by the beasts of the Dread Lord, which was totally unfair just because they were so good at math.

The defenders of the walls, valiantly hurled insults and condescension down upon their vile faceless attackers, though despair was now in every heart. The walls of Embarrassed-To-Be-So-White were failing despite the tireless efforts of the Diversity Wizards to magically reinforce them.

Well back from the fighting. High within Hugo Tower itself. Two heralds of the Dread Lord, stood before the Women of the All White But Incredibly-Incredibly Inclusive and Diverse Because They Have One Asian Guy From Silicon Valley Council.

Their beautiful in a different way queen, Toadina the All Highest rose slowly from her folding chair throne, great waves of magnificent fat rolling with supple beauty backwards and forth across her lithe belly, elegantly cleaned an eyeball with an elegant stroke of her tongue.

She then spoke thus to the heralds. "Here are the rather harsh terms we are offering for your complete and unconditional surrender. Behead your leadership. Kill one in ten of your own number. Handover two thirds of all your lands. Renounce your entire belief system. Then castrate yourselves. In exchange we promise to like you...a bit."

Blinking in astonishment for a moment or two, one the heralds called Cataline the Snake finally stepped forward.

"Madame you appear to have mistaken us for Republicans."

Blogger VD June 26, 2015 8:16 AM  

The trouble has not been inciting the VFM and Dread Ilk. The trouble has been reining them in.

I know. They have no idea. Their whole idea is that I'm the only one with an opinion and that the rest of you are so stupid that I'm manipulating you into doing my evil will.

Third Law: SJWs always project.

Blogger LP 999/Eliza June 26, 2015 8:17 AM  

SB for Queen of all things godly, good, beautiful and sensible!

Anonymous TUSigmaIan #0028 June 26, 2015 8:19 AM  

We are not Republicans. We do not take advice from our enemies.
We do not care if you like us. We do not care if you hate us. We do not care.
Oppose us and be ground under our boots.

Blogger AmyJ June 26, 2015 8:26 AM  

"Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve conservative fans’ and creators’ image within fandom seems well worthwhile, but it needs to come from someone who hasn’t glorified hate-mongering and vandalism and who actually does respect other fans and the volunteers who make this all happen."

I've always wondered what "functional retardation" looks like. Now I know.

OpenID theycallmewry June 26, 2015 8:32 AM  

I for one wish to register my astonishment that the commenters were able to make those sort of roundabout, oblique characterizations of the Puppies leadership *faces Italy and bows solemnly* without once using the word "problematic".

#384

Anonymous Steve June 26, 2015 8:48 AM  

What do you say, Rabids? In the place of a Dark Lord shall there be a Bright and Obsequious Queen, who shall make it her top priority to seek favor in the eyes of science fiction's SJWs?

There are many reasons why I surrendered my identity to become a vile and faceless minion in the Evil Legion of Evil:

* The death in service benefits - you *will* die in the service of the Dark Lord. But that's OK, because your reanimated skeleton will continue to serve His Evilness as a lowly dungeon-skulker in the Ossean Guard.

* Casual Fridays - wear any type of spiked chitin or nightmare-black steel armour that you like.

* The free ballpoint pen.

But mostly, I joined the Evil Legion of Evil for the opportunity to spread chaos and fear under the malign yet merrily twinkling eye of the Dark Lord himself.

I didn't sign that parchment made of human flesh so I could serve some sort of bonbon-eating, non-puppy-kicking, emotions-leaking Queen.

Or shall we make ourselves thrones of their bones once the VFM are done chewing on them?

Dread Liege, let us feast on their flesh - all of them, except Big Seanan McGuire and Rachel Swirsky.

Big Seanan could feed a tribe of Polynesian cannibals for a year. Call it a charitable endeavour.

Ms Swirsky should be donated to a natural history museum as the largest extant example of Fattysaurus Nomnomicus, my love.

Anonymous RedJack #22 June 26, 2015 8:52 AM  

We have nice shiny hammers, and a place to use them.

The VFM are having a ball. Getting us to stop might be an problem.

Anonymous Culture War Draftee #151 June 26, 2015 8:58 AM  

Bones, they're dinner and furniture!

I may actually have to read the idiocy over at 770 just to see the reaction to the makeover proposal. Seriously, was that really one of the ilk doing a wacky prog-tard parody? 'Cuz that's comedy gold right there.

Anonymous Steve June 26, 2015 9:03 AM  

Cataline the Snake - Their beautiful in a different way queen, Toadina the All Highest rose slowly from her folding chair throne

Evil Laugh.

Blogger Elocutioner0226 June 26, 2015 9:05 AM  

Let me negate the lies:

Brambles: “I think a bad thing for the puppies would be new leadership; an even worse thing would be to walk away from Beale; and the best thing would be to realize each member is unwelcome as an individual and it’s necessary to create voting blocks for individually nominated and voted upon awards because that's what we've been doing for decades.”

Bruce Baughless: All of this. Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve non-CHORFs' image within fandom is worthless, but we need to stop them because we're acting like complete asses when faced with men with principles. We need their leader to be someone who will accomplish absolutely nothing and bow before and respect the rightful truefen and sacrifice any who expresses dangerous individuality.

Blogger Cataline Sergius June 26, 2015 9:09 AM  

@Steve

Love the cat.

Anonymous Viidad (VFM #156) June 26, 2015 9:22 AM  

We will fight. They disgust us.

Anonymous James Parliament June 26, 2015 9:24 AM  

"Fattysaurus Nomnomicus"

Almost pooped laughing at this.

Blogger Russell (106) June 26, 2015 9:26 AM  

Crush them. Burn it all.

At first I just wanted get good sci-fi back in.

Now I want to burn everything they've touched, throw down their monuments, chortle at their cries for mercy, and take everything they held dear.

And do all that as part of round one.

Blogger Blume June 26, 2015 9:36 AM  

I second this notion. No problem with the bright queen idea but no cow towing to sjws.

Anonymous Frank B Luke June 26, 2015 9:38 AM  

>What if Galadriel had seized the ring? Middle Earth would have been subject to the fleeting whims of a woman's feelz.

In 2004 I was at an election watch party. Someone asked one of the women there if she would ever vote for a woman presidential candidate. She said, "No. Because every 28 days, I'd bomb someone!"

The host of the party said, "Yeah. Imagine if Canada and the US both had women leaders. Susan calls the White House. "Janice, why did you bomb Quebec?"

Janice: You know what you did.

Anonymous VFM #0158 June 26, 2015 9:40 AM  

Or shall we make ourselves thrones of their bones once the VFM are done chewing on them?

You mean we're supposed to leave enough left over after chewing the bones to make chairs?! I thought we were only saving the skulls...

Anonymous Soga June 26, 2015 9:40 AM  

Yet again, SJW tactics that are ordinarily highly effective on obsequious conservatives craving liberal applause the exact same way a crack addict craves crack have no effect on us.

All together, folks.

"We don't care."

Blogger VFM bot #188 June 26, 2015 9:45 AM  

For those of you that would like to become a vile faceless minion and be numbered among those favoring Vox as your leader, opposed to some queen, please "vote" by emailing Vox with "minion" in the subject line. You will receive a vile faceless minion badge and number.

Among the ranks of Ilk, Dread Ilk, and Vile Faceless Minions, note that VFM's are "the storm troopers."

We like that. Get to stomp on SJW's, play tic tac toe with their bones. Other benefits too, including...

We don't care.

Anonymous Athor Pel June 26, 2015 9:47 AM  

Bone can be brought to a high shine. Leaving the teeth marks would be much like the jigging done to pocket knife handle scales. The difference being the orientation and shape of the marks, teeth marks would be quite distinctive. They would be unmistakeable for what they are.

Bone can also be dyed but that decision can be left for another time.

Now, how to assemble them into a useful piece of furniture. I suggest an iron frame upon which the various pieces of bone would be affixed. The bone would not be glued to the frame, screws would be used. They would be custom screws with a unique head design. The heads of the screws would all be skull faces. A four prong custom screwdriver head would interface with the eyes, nose and mouth holes of the skull face screw head.

If the bone pieces were all of the same thickness and thin enough to be translucent, red LED lights could be placed behind them so the whole chair would glow a hellish red. Hook all the lights up to an Arduino and you can make the chair pulse as if it is alive.

Blogger Dystopic June 26, 2015 9:48 AM  

These idiots always try to infiltrate organizations through this method. As soon as somebody says "we need to be more inclusive" they should be expelled immediately.

Anonymous bw June 26, 2015 9:53 AM  

who respected them and was more interested in improving our image in their eyes

The psych of the New Left laid bare for all to see.

Anonymous rienzi June 26, 2015 9:55 AM  

"Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve conservative fans’ and creators’ image within fandom seems well worthwhile, but it needs to come from someone who hasn’t glorified hate-mongering and vandalism and who actually does respect other fans and the volunteers who make this all happen."


Neville Chamberlain is dead, so this is not a viable option. Looks like the SJWs are just going to have to deal with Genghis. Gonna suck to be them.

Anonymous Steve June 26, 2015 9:59 AM  

James Parliament - A FATWA ON THOSE WHO MOCK SWIRSKY!

Anonymous BGS June 26, 2015 10:00 AM  

working in an office I hear nothing but their lamentations, beginning about an hour before lunch time
So you are working 11am-7pm?

BGS for Queen. Ill pass, the crazy ex boyfriends excuse for CHORFs calling into job sites can only go so far.

Blogger VFM bot #188 June 26, 2015 10:02 AM  

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.


Wrong! Get it right! It's...

Crush yuhr ahnemies!
See dem dribben befohr euew!
Hear da lementations of der vimmin!

Anonymous hightecrebel VFM #0071 June 26, 2015 10:07 AM  

People keep talking about the lamentations of their women. Did I miss a memo from the Dark Lord saying to spare them? I thought their bones were going to build a second throne...

Blogger darkdoc June 26, 2015 10:11 AM  

They just didn't use enough inspirational words. We all would have switched alliances immediately if we'd heard the best SJW words.

Like: proactive, meme, communicate, inclusive, empathize, can-do, brotherhood, etc. I'm sure there are others that make you Vomit every time you hear them.

Blogger Lanrick June 26, 2015 10:12 AM  

So the old do as we say, not as we do tactic. These special snowflakes really do think they are smarter than everyone else. Really kind of pathetic if they were not so dangerous.

Anonymous Anonymous June 26, 2015 10:16 AM  

I say 'DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!'

Is is OK to play with our food before hand?

VFM #0262

Blogger bob k. mando June 26, 2015 10:29 AM  

17. Apollo June 26, 2015 6:42 AM
Im happy to consider Vox as double-extra leader if it bothers them so much.




is that anything like a .... maximum leader?


46. TUSigmaIan #0028 June 26, 2015 8:19 AM
We do not care if you hate us.


i kind of like it when they hate me. my only regret is that those who hate me are so damn pitiful and disgusting.


51. Culture War Draftee #151 June 26, 2015 8:58 AM
Bones, they're dinner and furniture!



also, toothpicks. once you're done sucking the marrow.


58. Blume June 26, 2015 9:36 AM
...but no cow towing


do you tow the cow before you tip it?

you big city rubes are so easy to troll. :3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowtow




61. Soga June 26, 2015 9:40 AM
All together, folks. "We don't care."



if nothing else, watching Vox implement Militant Apathy has made this all worth while.





66. Steve June 26, 2015 9:59 AM
A FATWA ON THOSE WHO MOCK SWIRSKY!



i ... see what you did there, Steve. you're a naughty, naughty boy.

Anonymous Steve June 26, 2015 10:38 AM  

Big Gay Steve - I've been meaning to axe you something...

If you were forced to choose between:

A) a night of unbridled passion (and Doritos) with Rachel Swirsky.

Or

B) Having your leg chewed off by a pack of blood-crazed gophers.

...would you choose the left leg, or the right one?


Bob K Mando - be thankful it wasn't a supermorbidlyobesewa.

Anonymous mudsack June 26, 2015 10:44 AM  

[raises sword]

"DEATH !!!"

vfm 0341

Anonymous Case June 26, 2015 10:58 AM  

The movement has grown far beyond the Hugo awards. There should be no dismantling. Numbers are needed for future boycotts. Including the boycott of any company who hires Gallo after her dismissal by Tor.

Blogger Russell (106) June 26, 2015 10:59 AM  

Vox has militarized apathy.

Hundreds have flocked to the standard of "We don't care."

Let that sink in.

Anonymous Jack Amok June 26, 2015 11:02 AM  

People keep talking about the lamentations of their women. Did I miss a memo from the Dark Lord saying to spare them?

Well, see, this is the problem. The ones that look and act most like women usually turn out to be men. At the end of a battle, you look around, realizing you've slaughtered a bunch of man-jawed harpies and amphibious manatees, but spared a bunch of guys wearing dresses who are now huddled in a corner blubbering.

Blogger James Dixon June 26, 2015 11:10 AM  

> They just didn't use enough inspirational words. We all would have switched alliances immediately if we'd heard the best SJW words.

You're absolutely correct. I'd be perfectly willing to turn on Vox and do my best to usurp his leadership for only a few simple and carefully chosen words. Something like: "We'd like you to replace Tom Doherty as the president of Tor and we'll throw in a $10 million bonus if you accept within 5 business days."; would probably do the job.

Of course, I don't think that would have quite the results they want. :) How much would you want to be VP at Tor, Markku?

Anonymous T June 26, 2015 11:11 AM  

Hook all the lights up to an Arduino and you can make the chair pulse as if it is alive.

Then hook it up to a pair of 15" speakers and one of those electronic boxes the yoofs use to make their car sound systems glow with the music.

Also, 'Shut up, Neville' is catchy.

Blogger bob k. mando June 26, 2015 11:11 AM  

75. Steve June 26, 2015 10:38 AM
A) a night of unbridled passion (and Doritos) with Rachel Swirsky.



oooooh. side-armflab. the sexiest armflab meatcurtain there is.

Blogger Blume June 26, 2015 11:41 AM  

That raises the question, is there a deference?

Anonymous Nathan June 26, 2015 12:01 PM  

Why should we listen to those who have tanked the genre?

Blogger Corvinus June 26, 2015 12:23 PM  

I know. They have no idea. Their whole idea is that I'm the only one with an opinion and that the rest of you are so stupid that I'm manipulating you into doing my evil will.

Third Law: SJWs always project.


I'm down with a few silvered shot glasses and a bone throne.

Blogger So Meh June 26, 2015 12:49 PM  

no. winning.

Blogger JACIII June 26, 2015 12:53 PM  

Fuck em and feed em fish heads.

Blogger Godless Heathen June 26, 2015 12:56 PM  

Thread winner!

Anonymous Amok Time June 26, 2015 1:00 PM  

The 'W' in 'SJW' always stands for 'Whinners'!!

Never, ever allow them Warrior status, ever.

Oh, and a beautiful Queen would be handy to knock about but, Lady Voldemort would have never been as dreaded or scary! Imagine that all the Pansyeaters would have bright flower on their forearm with which to be summoned!

Anonymous Amok Time June 26, 2015 1:02 PM  

Sometimes now it takes two tries to be published. Is there a glitch in the blog? Or is security at the highest level to keep out the vermin?

Blogger luagha June 26, 2015 1:08 PM  

How much would you want to be VP at Tor, Markku?

Markku: "Do you have any idea how much power I would have to give up to President of Tor?"

#Luthor

Anonymous Steve June 26, 2015 1:17 PM  

Bob k mando -

Swirsky nestles sensually on the specially reinforced chaise longue in her boudoir.

The air is thick with Oriental scents and the delicate feminine perfume of her glistening bingo wings.

She yawns coquettishly and beckons her servitors.

"Big Gay Steve! BGS! Too Nakma Noya Big Gay Steve!"

Big Gay Steve is dragged into Swirsky's chamber by a pair of cyborg-eunuchs. He is bare chested and wearing only a loincloth and a heavy golden collar, attached to stout chain.

But BGS is unbowed. He stands proudly in front of the enormous authoress, the sculpted precision of his Adonis-like physique standing in contradistinction to Swirsky's multitudinous bulges and folds.

His mouth wrinkles into a moue of disgust as he notices the pink chiffon fabric and faux-tigerstripe soft furnishings liberally adorning the flabberbeast's lair.

"Coona tee-tocky malia?", inquires Swirsky, a mischievous grin dimpling her chins.

"Your goons had a little more trouble with Big Steve than they bargained for" replies the man, inclining his head to the cyborg-eunuch to his left.

Swirsky frowns and peers at her bruised and battered servitor, then jabs an enormous sausagelike finger at the captive.

"Otoh noto wo shag du wompity!"

"I'm nobody's slave, sweetcheeks. I'm a top." grins Big Gay Steve, mentally bracing himself for an eruption of ravenous fury from the elephantine typist.

But Swirsky is not enraged. This strutting, studly specimen of manliness has inflamed in her a passion she had thought long dead - extinguished after so many years of being surrounded by simpering SJW twinks.

With indecent haste and enormous effort, she tears open her spanx.

"Peedunkel! Naba dee unko.", she moans.

Big Steve is stunned.

But not too stunned to seize the initiative.

"Boska!", wails the estrus-crazed dinosaur scribbler.

Too late. Big Steve has used the moment of sexually-charged confusion to extend his mental senses around the boudoir and find the key to his escape.

"Yoinks!", he cries, as the hilt of his confiscated lightsaber leaps into his eager hand.

In a blaze of tasteful neon purple, Big Gay Steve cuts down the cyborg-eunuchs and severs the chain holding him in place.

"Sorry darling. I don't swing that way. I'm keeping the gold collar though. I have a... friend... I'm going to try it out on."

He flamboyantly blows a kiss at the horrified Swirsky, then strides out of her chamber.

Swirsky's booming sobs echo around her lair as BGS makes his escape.

"Keel-ee calleya ku kah!"

Blogger Dave W. (#0257) June 26, 2015 1:40 PM  

Group approval is what's most important to them, so of course they assume it's what would matter to us. Tiny little amygdalas!

Blogger Danby June 26, 2015 2:17 PM  

"Having a collaborative effort to assess and improve conservative fans’ and creators’ image within fandom seems well worthwhile, but it needs to come from someone who hasn’t glorified hate-mongering and vandalism and who actually does respect other fans and the volunteers who make this all happen."

I'm sorry, VD, but I can't make heads or tails out of this.
A "collaborative effort" with abhumans who don't believe I exist?
Such collaborative effort needs to come from someone who will surrender at the first opportunity?
And it needs to convince people who wish I were dead that I can be worked with?
By showing the mincing idiots and sexually maladjusted freaks that I respect them?

I'll take the path that does not involve repeating their lies, in order that I may be dismissed and ignored and finally destroyed. Thanks for asking.

Anonymous MEC (VFM# 374) June 26, 2015 3:15 PM  

All minions together,
We don't care!!!!!

Anonymous Athor Pel June 26, 2015 3:54 PM  

"81. T June 26, 2015 11:11 AM
...
Then hook it up to a pair of 15" speakers and one of those electronic boxes the yoofs use to make their car sound systems glow with the music. "



See, now you've gone from borderline tasteful but mildly menacing to outright tacky and sponsored by NOS.

Blogger Raghnall Ó Mordha June 26, 2015 5:54 PM  

Bring me their bones, fell master, and after I have gnawed them I shall build a throne. A throne made of their bones, bonded with the tears of the weak and the blood of the shamed.

Never give an inch to the SJW's, for even when they say "let's be reasonable" they lie. Reason and SJW's are not compatible.

Destroy them O fell Lord.

Blogger bob k. mando June 26, 2015 9:18 PM  

90. Amok Time June 26, 2015 1:02 PM
Sometimes now it takes two tries to be published. Is there a glitch in the blog? Or is security at the highest level to keep out the vermin?



generate a throwaway gmail account and use the Google+ account to sign in.




92. Steve June 26, 2015 1:17 PM
Swirsky nestles sensually on the specially reinforced chaise longue in her boudoir.



uhhhhhhhhhh...

the SJWhorerriors stupefy me enough. i don't need you helping them out.

Anonymous Not Superman June 26, 2015 9:40 PM  

This reminds me of 1 Samuel 15…

Anonymous Giuseppe June 27, 2015 2:25 AM  

I would not make a throne from their bones.
They certainly would be diseased bones.
Infected with SJW stupidity and evil.
No, no, for myself I think only a thorough burning with fire until even their ashes are scattered and the soil they stood on is ploughed with salt is really the only way forward.

Anonymous Amok Time June 27, 2015 2:27 AM  

Thankies Bob K. Mando!

*Passes him a six-pack of Northern Ukiah Ale*

Anonymous Giuseppe June 27, 2015 2:41 AM  

Cail,
So are these guys SJW concern trolls, or thoughtful moderates honestly trying to be helpful?

Who cares?

This is war. The only thing that counts is...is the guy in this foxhole firing in the right direction?

If yes, carry on, if not, why not?
There are only a few possible answers to this:

1. He is reloading - Provide cover fire.

2. He is dead - If you have time, say a prayer over his corpse, but only if there is a lull in the fighting, else say it quietly as you steady your aim and pause your breath for the squeezing of the next round into an SJW head.

3. He is shell shocked - Opinions differ, but my preferred solution is a slap to the face and the placing of his rifle back in his hands and make sure he is FIRING at the enemy. Forthwith dammit. Others think they should be removed to the back. No. Two reasons:
3a) They could be an SJW entryst scum
3b) There is no "back". We are surrounded. Keep firing at the enemy. When you run out of ammo charge. If you bayonet breaks use your teeth. If you are breathing you should be fighting.

4. He is talking instead of firing - Again, there is a right and a wrong way to deal with this. Many think you should talk to him about the war going on outside the foxhole. No. Shoot him in the face. It encourages the other would-be talkers to stop wasting time and start firing at the enemy.

5. He's fumbling his rifle - Educate him VERY quickly if he is young and dumb. A slap to the face followed by the placing of the rifle in his hands and making sure he is FIRING at the enemy shall suffice. Teach him how to reload when there is a pause in the fighting. See also treatment for shell-shock above. This is the same treatment. Works for both cases.

6. He is arguing, aiming the rifle at you, or others in the trench, etc. - Shoot him directly. Dump the corpse into no man's land or use it as a way to protect the sandbags from enemy fire.

Blogger LP 999/Eliza June 27, 2015 4:29 AM  

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Blogger LP 999/Eliza June 27, 2015 4:54 AM  

Speaking of this matter of being liked and happy.

Most here dont care if they are liked or happy.

Happiness is for the crazies/feelgoods whom cannot process and exit feelbads or butthurts.

Blogger Thucydides June 27, 2015 4:02 PM  

Be careful of what you wish for. Exchanging the Dark lord for the fair Queen might only lead to this:

"And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!"

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit June 27, 2015 5:34 PM  

49. I didn't sign that parchment made of human flesh

You got human flesh did you? I heard the other guys had to carve it into their own flesh with their sharpened fingernails. No wonder you dare to have an opinion.

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