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Monday, July 06, 2015

Omniscience


It's official. I have seen EVERYTHING. A GAY JEWISH WEDDING WHERE THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A UNICORN 

Or rather, proof of the lack thereof. But nevertheless, I think it's an exaggeration to say that America has reached the depths of Roman depravity. Only when one of these drama queens is the elected President and the marriage-parody is consummated in public, on the horse, can we reasonably say it has reached that level.

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Blogger Rantor July 06, 2015 12:03 PM  

what part of this being an abomination did they miss in Leviticus?

Blogger dc.sunsets July 06, 2015 12:05 PM  

Today's obsession with "being different" in ways that have nothing to do with merit is what I told my sons all along:

Being different for the sake of being different is the essence of conformity.

Blogger Elocutioner0226 July 06, 2015 12:05 PM  

We're inching closer...

http://news.yahoo.com/former-obama-speechwriter-recalls-secretly-performing-a-same-sex-marriage-at-the-white-house-175113407.html

Blogger Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus July 06, 2015 12:06 PM  

Important question left unanswered - does the unicorn defecate Skittles?

Blogger dc.sunsets July 06, 2015 12:06 PM  

I used to think "things" appeared to be metaphorically a high performance jet plane, rising vertically on afterburners, awaiting the point where the oxygen-starved turbines flame out and the plane takes on the glide characteristics of a brick.

I now see the plan is on afterburners all right.
Vertically.
Nose down.

Anonymous SJB July 06, 2015 12:13 PM  

The horse, given the prominent—perhaps symbolic--phallus, is the groom. I’m sure a tape of the bridal chamber will be on sale shortly: “everybody else does it and we’re reaching two markets at once.”

Blogger Chiva July 06, 2015 12:15 PM  

Poor horse. I hope it left a wedding present on the floor.

Blogger napari July 06, 2015 12:15 PM  

humanity vs inhumanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=54&v=pzz6-BOmbM4

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer July 06, 2015 12:16 PM  

I don't understand why the Unicorn is not wearing a Yarmulke.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=yarmulke+song&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=087ABE95DD37055A8BBB087ABE95DD37055A8BBB

Anonymous Porky July 06, 2015 12:19 PM  

That horse would make a good senator.

Blogger Josh July 06, 2015 12:21 PM  

That horse would make a good senator.

I'd take that horse over the two jackasses currently representing my state in the senate.

Blogger JDC July 06, 2015 12:22 PM  

Poor horse. I hope it left a wedding present on the floor.

My sentiment exactly. There's no telling what the bridal party will do with the false horn once they get a few Manishewitz's in them.

Blogger ICG July 06, 2015 12:23 PM  

Speaking of unicorns and Jews, here's a "prophecy," if you will, from 2009. Its both funny and frighteningly accurate. "The Politically-Correct Dukes of Hazzard"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHO1PprfmkY

Blogger Salt July 06, 2015 12:24 PM  

There's no telling what the bridal party will do with the false horn once they get a few Manishewitz's in them.

I don't see a switch to turn it on and off, but I'd bet it vibrates.

Blogger J Van Stry July 06, 2015 12:25 PM  

When I see people do things like this, straight or gay, I shake my head. Because they're not getting married because they want to make a commitment to one-another, they're getting married because they're attention/drama whores who want everyone to pay them attention at their own personal little show where they are the stars.

Why not just sign up for dinner theater, or some local theater group instead? You'll save a ton of money, and you won't look half as stupid, and people might even appreciate it. Plus you get to do more than one show every few years.

Blogger Nate July 06, 2015 12:26 PM  

and... what state did this happen in?

Blogger JDC July 06, 2015 12:26 PM  

Also, little known fact, but unicorn horns are grooved for his pleasure. It's entirely fitting, given the context that they they ride a unicorn as they celebrate their nuptials.

Blogger Dan in Tx July 06, 2015 12:28 PM  

Well, I guess gay isn't just for goys anymore.

Anonymous Discard July 06, 2015 12:32 PM  

Look at the attendee's faces. They applaud their own defilement. What would Josef Goebbels have made of this?

Anonymous Original TLM July 06, 2015 12:32 PM  

Wow, never saw a Jewnicorn before, so cool.

Blogger Shimshon July 06, 2015 12:33 PM  

Is that real? I want to believe it isn't, but something tells me this isn't a joke.

Blogger JDC July 06, 2015 12:33 PM  

and... what state did this happen in?

CA all day. Originally I was thinking Alabama, but upon close examination I noticed that most of the wedding guests had teeth.

Blogger Scott Rassbach July 06, 2015 12:34 PM  

Only when one of these drama queens is the elected President and the marriage-parody is consummated in public, on the horse, can we reasonably say it has reached that level.

So, maybe 40 years?

Anonymous Whitey McWhite July 06, 2015 12:34 PM  

I prefer the horse to (among many other examples) Congressman Anthony Weiner.

Blogger Aeoli Pera July 06, 2015 12:34 PM  

Important question left unanswered - does the unicorn defecate Skittles?

It shits both of their names in stars.

Blogger darkdoc July 06, 2015 12:37 PM  

And to think, these are the same people who get all anti-semitism upset when we don't show them unwavering respect....

Anonymous Whitey McWhite July 06, 2015 12:37 PM  

Discard: "What would Josef Goebbels have made of this?"

Hay.

Anonymous Giuseppe July 06, 2015 12:37 PM  

Only when one of these drama queens is the elected President and the marriage-parody is consummated in public, on the horse, can we reasonably say it has reached that level.

so... say six months then?

Anonymous BGS July 06, 2015 12:39 PM  

The horse, given the prominent—perhaps symbolic--phallus

I am surprised they didn't strap a dildo on it. Oh wait it turns out it was a male horse.

they're getting married because they're attention/drama whores who want everyone to pay them attention

STR8 people had bridzillas before we did, only now there can be 2 at a wedding.

Well, I guess gay isn't just for goys anymore.

Here is the Rabi that performed their wedding, the bacon eating GRINDR rabi http://www.shalomlife.com/business/28106/grindr-rabbi-connecting-lgbt-jews-across-new-york/

Anonymous winking brown-ayeeeeewwww July 06, 2015 12:44 PM  

Perhaps you meant when consummating WITH the horse - on live hypnovision - so to be burned into the psyche as nnoorrmmaall, what is obviously twice as double-plus gooder as the old "normal".
If no skittles, ol' rainbow brite probably will be split personality ambidexxy and
go both ways...

at once?

Anonymous Eric Ashley July 06, 2015 12:44 PM  

Doesn't the horse have a 'what dumb humans' expression on its face?

Blogger YIH July 06, 2015 12:45 PM  

Their country has a more sane attitude about butt buddy ''marriage''.
But shove it down the goyim throats?
You know they must.

Anonymous Whitey McWhite July 06, 2015 12:46 PM  

“Grindr is an untapped place for outreach potential,” Green said to the Daily Beast. “There are a ton of Jews of all stripes, especially people who have nothing to do with organized religion. Why not try getting to them on Grindr?”

...

“Shabbat has largely consisted of long, hilarious, and Jewishly rich dinners,” he said. “So many people don't have Judaism in their lives, so I said look, come over, and we’ll talk about Woody Allen and eat kugel.” With the first Shabbat dinner, Green introduced a new world to many Brooklyn-based non-religious Jews, showing them how to light the traditional Shabbat candles, make a Kiddush, drink red wine, bless the challah bread, etc.

According to the Beast, Green and co spoke of "relevant issues in the sphere of queer Jewish life."

Green says there's a lot on the horizon, as more gay Jewish men and women learn of the Grindr rabbi and his intentions of uniting the community. For one, he's hosting a Purim party in March, which is sure to be a huge ticket. Whether you're gay or not, we definitely recommend attending if you're in the area.

(...at a loss for something to add.)

Anonymous Giuseppe July 06, 2015 12:48 PM  

damn, didn't see 23 before I added mine, still, I reckon my timeline is more realistic by multiples.

Anonymous cheddarman July 06, 2015 12:50 PM  

Reminds me of a song a buddy of mine used to sing in jest titled "burnin' in hell"

Blogger Conan the Cimmerian July 06, 2015 12:55 PM  

Where is Dwayne Elizondo Mountain dew Herbert Camacho when you need him?

Anonymous Donn #0114 July 06, 2015 12:57 PM  

BGS - This takes 'look at me' to en entirely new and disturbing level. Honest question; how many guys who want to get 'gay married' are going to want over the top horseshit like this and will they ram it down regular churches' throats?

Blogger YIH July 06, 2015 12:58 PM  

And when the inevitable happens...

Blogger Joshua_D July 06, 2015 1:01 PM  

Gay Hollywood Power Couple.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221975/Gay-couple-ride-Jew-nicorn-wedding-Gangnam-Style-singer-Psy-performs.html

Blogger Tommy Hass July 06, 2015 1:01 PM  

Egalabalus seems a common fantasy among homos 4 some reason.

Anonymous Not-So-Merry zen0 July 06, 2015 1:02 PM  

Just yesterday I was thinking how I have more of an appreciation of what Lot's life must have been like.

There was the annual Gay Pride Parade here yesterday. Up til now we have had clear sunny skies for a month, but yesterday a large canopy of smoke and vapor hung over the city from all the forest fires this time of year. First time I have ever seen it like that. The sun was blocked out like when there is a thick fog, and everything was bathed in an eerie orange light. It lasted all day.

I was hoping it would suddenly condense and rain down a sooty dew, but alas, no such luck.

Maybe just a warning this time.

Anonymous Stephen J. July 06, 2015 1:03 PM  

I wonder how much money was spent on all of that. Renting a horse and getting the civic permissions can't be cheap. I'd almost rather have seen them do a Star Trek or Star Wars themed wedding; no less irreverent, but probably considerably more economic.

When my wife and I got married we took some very sensible advice from our parents: "Spend money on the marriage, not the wedding." I have to admit I'd be skeptical of the longevity of a straight couple throwing money around like this, and I'm only more skeptical of it here.

Maybe that's why people make divorces so expensive; they don't like to think of the money spent on the wedding having been wasted, and throwing good money after bad makes the bad seem less bad.

Anonymous Rolf July 06, 2015 1:04 PM  

I'm sure they used the white unicorn because both of the dudes were virginal.

I'm sure many generations of Jewish grandmothers are doing at least 400 rpm in their graves.

But gayness aside, and to be honest I could care less beyond wishing them better luck than the average straight marriage, there is simply the matter of a complete failure of taste. That's classless and garish by anyone above Hollyweird standards.... Oh, 2012, to two guys involved with TV. Ah, that explains a lot.

Anonymous Curious but not an SJW July 06, 2015 1:05 PM  

The wonders of diversity: Theft of copper takes down all toilets and etc in buildings in San Jose.

Anonymous Stephen J. July 06, 2015 1:06 PM  

"Hay."

Now come on, that sounds like a straw man argument.

Blogger Alexander July 06, 2015 1:08 PM  

Unlike today's government, a horse might look at an odious spending bill or perverse judicial conclusion and vote neigh.

Blogger hank.jim July 06, 2015 1:13 PM  

Sorry, we already reached that level. It doesn't take anymore proof. While we joke that it can be worse, the limits to reach such depravity doesn't exist so it will. It is bad now. It is also a crime to say it is wrong or you disagree or won't participate.

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 1:14 PM  

"I have seen EVERYTHING."

Our people don't do anything half-ass when it comes to sin. No coincidence that last week's Torah-portion concerned our sin with Baal-Peor.

We may not be a cursed people, but we are all too-often our own worst and most destructive enemy when it comes to our proclivity to sin and rebel. Bilaam was clearly told his mission to curse would end in failure, but he managed to find a way around that which had disastrous consequences for us.

If the world can't beat us, it will get us to join them and sadly we have a history of only too happily going along, and assimilating to the extreme - and beyond. We are, iirc according to Ezekiel, the only nation that engaged in practices that didn't even enter the mind of G-d. Talk about innovators.

Please redouble your prayers. It is clear that we need all the help we can get.

Anonymous joe doakes July 06, 2015 1:16 PM  

Justice Kennedy decided we must overturn 5,000 years of Western Civilization so that gay men could have Dignity through marriage.

Anonymous LES July 06, 2015 1:16 PM  

O Canada

Yes, Canada

Anonymous Donn #0114 July 06, 2015 1:25 PM  

It's all about dignity and equality. I am so proud of Western Civilization now. Why did we bother converting to Christianity in the first place? We could have remained pagan or even converted to Judaism apparently and wound up celebrating sin just as well as we do now. Plus we wouldn't need to worry about the whole Crusades thing.

Blogger Cataline Sergius July 06, 2015 1:29 PM  

I think we have now vaulted past the Romans

This would have left Caligula shaking his head in disbelief at our depravity.

He was just making fun of the Senate when he made Incitatus a senator. He wasn't all that serious.

@Giuseppe

Friend, you will be pleased to know that this has cemented my resolve to write the saga of Lord Trelvis the Centaur and Prince Brandoc (who identifies as a centaur). I am provisionally naming it; A Song of Ice Cream and Pickles. I will be posting installments of it on my own blog when I have nothing better to do.



BRIAN

I hate and despise you all, Duke Brian thought to himself for the billionth time, as he sat resentfully down upon his father’s shoddy throne, staring out over his completely useless court

TRELVIS

The throne room of Columbiana had seen better days, so had the throne.

The tapestries commemorating the glorious victories of fourscore years ago and the shabby defeats of twoscore years ago were equally faded and tattered. They couldn’t be removed without revealing the state of the walls they covered. The Throne Room of Columbiana used to be called the White Room. There was a reason it wasn’t called that anymore.

The cast iron chandeliers were caked with rust, their bobeches either long broken or missing entirely, candle wax dripped freely downward upon the courtiers below.

The floor for what it’s worth was immaculately clean and brightly polished. An unintended side effect of the incontinent chandeliers. Buffing out the wax, was way easier than cleaning it up.

Also the Regent liked to watch the courtiers slip and fall on their butts.

Lord Trelvis of Sorianonnydel, stared down at his delicately manicured hooves nervously. They were so brightly polished for his first presentation at court that he could clearly see the wispy blonde curls of his chin beard.

Trelvis licked his lips. Trelvis reflected in his did the same. Mocking him!

Trelvis was nearly in tears at the sight. Today was to be presented at court for the first time. He fought to keep his tail from swishing worriedly from side to side. To keep the skin on his haunches from twitching when flies landed causing excruciating itching.

“Be up standing!” The chamberlin called out.

Trelvis and the rest of the court rose fearfully. They were in the presence of a tyrant. Duke Brian regent for his father, was slumped down on the Emerald Throne staring at his court with malevolent hatred.

The emeralds had been replaced with green glass, a while back. However the former Regent, Lady Perseverance and Husband Duke William of Flyover had been careful to advertise the fact that the green glass contained .001% of real ground emerald so it qualified as Actual Emerald, no matter what any thieving jeweler said.

Trelvis nodded at the sagacity of Good Duke William and Lady Perseverance when he thought of it.

“Which one of you fucking parasites is first?” The Tyrant, called out.

Trelvis shuddered. Then shuddered more in his shame of his having shuddered. He then soothed himself. He had nothing to fear. He was among the most gifted of the Royal Archers, being able to both sing and write beautiful sonnets about Archery. He was quite talented at flower arranging as well and his dancing could not be faulted for its beauty, grace and delicacy.

But blackness shadowed Trelvis' heart. It was rumored that the Regent was going to require that the Royal Archers Corps take up the practice of archery. Trelvis clenched his eyes tightly until a tears were pressed from the corners of them. It had to be lie...It just had to be. No one would expect the military to take up arms. Not now. Not in today’s Columbiana.


Anonymous Soga July 06, 2015 1:29 PM  

Plus we wouldn't need to worry about the whole Crusades thing.

Perhaps, but then as of this date, you would be wearing a turban, speaking Arabic, and kneeling facing east.

Anonymous Jourdan July 06, 2015 1:31 PM  

@ Conan

Where is Dwayne Elizondo Mountain dew Herbert Camacho when you need him?

I work for USG and, not frequently, but enough to form a judgment I spend time around high-level officials.

Let me tell you, in many ways Camacho would be an improvement.

I am in no way, shape, manner or form kidding in the least.

Blogger Doom July 06, 2015 1:32 PM  

Hmm, maybe they will marry the horse too.

Anonymous A Visitor July 06, 2015 1:38 PM  

I saw the image before reading the text. My first thought was, "What the hell is that?" Surprisingly, my first thought was answered that it was an abomination.

"So he decided to use that privilege to carry out a supersecret operation: performing a first same-sex marriage at the White House."

Second 12 sums up my thoughts on that.

“We were very nervous. They were nervous because they were getting married. I was nervous because I snuck into my boss’ house to perform a wedding against his wishes in his backyard,” he said. “You can say what you will about the first same-sex marriage at the White House, at the very least, it was quite rude.”

One wonders what would have happened had Dear Leader found out.

"Important question left unanswered - does the unicorn defecate Skittles?" Lol.

The man in the front right of the picture may very well be the father of the groom (one of them has to be the bride). His thought probably is, "And my progeny ends here...nice."'

@38 Amazing this happened in 2012. Even more amazing it wasn't covered by Stateside media. That's just another reason I love DM.

@41 My best friends' (husband and wife) wedding was quite simple. It probably cost under $5000 and they were married at the cathedral of the town across the river from where we all were attending college, eight years ago two Tuesdays from now.

@53 Having been there I do not doubt it in the least.

Blogger LP 999/Eliza July 06, 2015 1:39 PM  

What total decadence, ignorance, futureless decline while toasting and hosting.

UnWow.

Blogger Tiny Tim July 06, 2015 1:39 PM  

If only the horse would have panicked and bolted...

I am sure the horn played a prominent role in the consummation of their marriage.

Blogger VD July 06, 2015 1:46 PM  

The man in the front right of the picture may very well be the father of the groom (one of them has to be the bride). His thought probably is, "And my progeny ends here...nice."'

The funny thing is that while hating this would be considered anti-semitic, if the world could convince the rest of the Jews to do likewise, it would be rid of them in a generation.

Blogger Tiny Tim July 06, 2015 1:47 PM  

Would the blushing bride be in the front or the rear?

I would think I could guess but the one in the back is reaching around and holding the lead dudes ahem... "saddle horn"?

Hard to figure out. Probably some standard protocol of positioning I am ignorant of.

Anonymous Nathan July 06, 2015 1:49 PM  

@the Rabbi

"Please redouble your prayers. It is clear that we need all the help we can get."

Alright, but don't forget my people as well. Unlike Israel, there's no promise that America as a nation or a people will survive the Almighty's wrath.

Blogger Tiny Tim July 06, 2015 1:50 PM  

This is what giving women the vote has been good for.

Blogger Tiny Tim July 06, 2015 1:52 PM  

I wonder what college fraternity the couple was in when they fell in love during one of their midnight elephant walks?

Sig Ep's? Phi Delts?

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 1:53 PM  

"Alright, but don't forget my people as well."

Consider it done. I take the following very seriously:

And seek the peace of the city where I have caused you to be carried away captive, and pray to the L-rd for it; for in its peace you will have peace (cf. Jeremiah 29).

Blogger Tommy Hass July 06, 2015 1:58 PM  

"Perhaps, but then as of this date, you would be wearing a turban, speaking Arabic, and kneeling facing east."

Crosses are superfluous for repelling invaders. Pagans can fight too.

Blogger collisioncat67 July 06, 2015 2:00 PM  

Judging from their facial expressions, the adult blond on the far right seems to be thinking; "That is fuckin' AWESOME!"

The little girl on the far left, bottom is thinking; "I'm getting a very bad feeling about all this".

Anonymous 11B July 06, 2015 2:01 PM  

I take it this 'wedding' did not take place in Israel.

Blogger bearspaw July 06, 2015 2:04 PM  

Adds a whole new meaning to "saddle sores".

Anonymous Soga July 06, 2015 2:05 PM  

The one time I would agree with PETA. Poor horse.

Anonymous Mark K July 06, 2015 2:08 PM  

"It's official. I have seen EVERYTHING. A GAY JEWISH WEDDING WHERE THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A UNICORN "

This doesn't even approach the same zip code of the bizarre, ridiculous, and obscenely stupid stunts that straight grooms and brides carry on with on a regular basis:

http://www.yourtango.com/201054733/most-outrageous-wedding-stunts

And this is only the tip of the iceberg. The gays need to step it up to match the straights.

Anonymous GunShowTrash July 06, 2015 2:10 PM  

I'm watching the End of The World. Should I:

1. Make more popcorn and ice down more beer?
2. Break open ammo and charge magazines?
3. Both?
4. Something else?

Anonymous Steve July 06, 2015 2:11 PM  

Well, weddings are now officially gay.

They were effeminate to begin with, but now they've jumped the big pink shark.

Will this convince more heterosexual men to ignore their own financial self-interest and get married? Our survey says no.

Put your money in cat food companies and gourmet ice cream brands - there's gonna be a plague of lonely spinsters in the not-too-distant future.

Blogger CarpeOro July 06, 2015 2:11 PM  

"One wonders what would have happened had Dear Leader found out."

Prima Nochte.

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 2:12 PM  

"I take it this 'wedding' did not take place in Israel."

I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility. In Jerusalem they pray, in Tel Aviv they play.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/topic/gay-marriage-in-israel/

Anonymous paradox July 06, 2015 2:15 PM  

Wonder if Maker's Mark was the official wedding whiskey.

Blogger Daniel July 06, 2015 2:16 PM  

A real unicorn would have trampled such a satanic abomination as a simple exercise of its native Christian virtue.

Blogger Jew613 July 06, 2015 2:18 PM  

What a chillul Hashem. Bad enough they are homosexual but to have a gay marriage and call it Jewish. What an utter desecration of G-d's name.

Anonymous Krul July 06, 2015 2:19 PM  

The horse really does look embarrassed. If it could talk, it would say "Which way to the nearest glue factory?"

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 2:21 PM  

""Which way to the nearest glue factory?""

Crazy glue.

Anonymous Michael Maier July 06, 2015 2:31 PM  

This thread is full of so much wrong... Seriously, FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

Blogger Res Ipsa July 06, 2015 2:33 PM  

Only when one of these drama queens is the elected President

I thought Obummer was bisexual. Didn't team Clinton leak that to Drudge prior to his first election? Benedict Boehner has been blowing Obama for 6 1/2 years. I wonder if O ever lets him pitch.

Anonymous Eric Ashley July 06, 2015 2:35 PM  

Daniel, an interesting story could be had where the guy getting the horse has an accident, and almost hits a small guy who feels terrible about the 'chariot' damage, and in recompense is willing to do a favor....like bring a unicorn to a wedding.

Of course, the small guy is a leprechaun, and when he brings a unicorn, its the real thing....and then your ending of the story occurs.

Anonymous BGS July 06, 2015 2:37 PM  

"I have seen EVERYTHING."

I see your 2 gay jews on a unicorn and raise you illegal aliens hired to be jews. Where is George Tacky with his blackface comments for this http://www.gaypatriot.net/2015/07/05/jews-and-their-confederates/

"A group of Orthodox Jews hired Mexican day laborers to dress in traditional Jewish garb and protest against the New York City gay pride parade Sunday.

A New York Times reporter noticed a group of men wearing the fringed Jewish prayer garments and holding up anti­gay signs in a barricade by the parade. Although the men were holding signs reading “Judaism prohibits homosexuality” with the logo of the Jewish Political Action Committee, the men were plainly Hispanic."

Blogger Daniel July 06, 2015 2:38 PM  

Just wait until these guys erect the abomination that causes desecration in the Holy of Holies. It will make the unicorn look like a sin of omission in comparison.

Blogger Thomas O July 06, 2015 2:41 PM  

How appropriate they are using a Unicorn at a gay marriage. The 'marrage' is as real as the Unicorn.

Blogger dc.sunsets July 06, 2015 2:42 PM  

"How do Christians respond to the coming onslaught? It is clear we are not going to be able to stem the tide through political action. In fact, as I wrote earlier this year, conservative evangelicals have enjoyed more political power in the past three decades than they have had at any other time in U.S. History, yet the Sexual Revolution has rolled through our body politic unimpeded and today, more Americans embrace that revolution than they embrace anything from Christianity.
----snip----
"We have to be prepared to lose our jobs, our homes, our children, our identity as Americans. In other words, we have to be prepared to be like our savior, Jesus Christ. If we have not learned yet how to be like him, I believe those lessons are soon in coming, and I only hope that I can embrace those lessons in the way that I once embraced the privileges of being an American."

http://williamlanderson.blogspot.com/2015/07/evangelical-christianity-and-its.html

Blogger Daniel July 06, 2015 2:44 PM  

Jews outsourced their outrage to a group of hispanics? Let me guess, one of them was named Jesus.

Blogger Loyd Jenkins July 06, 2015 2:53 PM  

Vox, you just had to turn my stomach.

Anonymous Whitey McWhite July 06, 2015 2:58 PM  

Donn #0114: "It's all about dignity and equality."

That's what it's all about in the jurisprudence of the Supreme Court of the United States of America: dignity and dignitary rights.

"The fundamental liberties protected by the Fourteenth Amendment’s Due Process Clause extend to certain personal choices central to individual dignity and autonomy, including intimate choices defining personal identity and beliefs."

"From their beginning to their most recent page, the annals of human history reveal the transcendent importance of marriage. The lifelong union of a man and a woman always has promised nobility and dignity to all persons, without regard to their station in life."

"As women gained legal, political, and property rights, and as society began to understand that women have their own equal dignity, the law of coverture was abandoned."

"For this reason, among others, many persons did not deem homosexuals to have dignity in their own distinct identity."

"Even when a greater awareness of the humanity and integrity of homosexual persons came in the period after World War II, the argument that gays and lesbians had a just claim to dignity was in conflict with both law and widespread social conventions."

"In addition these liberties extend to certain personal choices central to individual dignity and autonomy, including intimate choices that define personal identity and beliefs."

"There is dignity in the bond between two men or two women who seek to marry and in their autonomy to make such profound choices."

"See App. to Brief for Appellant in Reed v. Reed, O. T. 1971, No. 70–4, pp. 69–88 (an extensive reference to laws extant as of 1971 treating women as unequal to men in marriage). These classifications denied the equal dignity of men and women."

"Although Bowers was eventually repudiated in Lawrence, men and women were harmed in the interim, and the substantial effects of these injuries no doubt lingered long after Bowers was overruled. Dignitary wounds cannot always be healed with the stroke of a pen."

"Ijpe DeKoe and Thomas Kostura now ask whether Tennessee can deny to one who has served this Nation the basic dignity of recognizing his New York marriage."

"They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right. The judgment of the Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit is reversed."

In this picture, you are seeing that dignity.

Blogger byronfrombyron July 06, 2015 3:05 PM  

With apologies to Rabbi B:

Well, you know the saying: "Next year, in Jerusalem!"

Anonymous Discard July 06, 2015 3:06 PM  

That is no more a wedding than the horse is a unicorn.

Blogger SirThermite (VFM #0025) July 06, 2015 3:10 PM  

Between this story and the Charles Stross novella on last year's Hugo ballot, it's going to be difficult not to henceforth associate unicorns with extreme sexual perversion

Blogger Tiny Tim July 06, 2015 3:10 PM  

All of this because one of them believes the other will finally be faithful and stop visiting every glory hole east of the Mississippi...

The divorce is going to be vicious.

I wish I was a family lawyer.

Blogger Tiny Tim July 06, 2015 3:14 PM  

Their adoptive son is going to be so proud.

"That's my mom and dad on a unicorn at their wedding..."

Anonymous Aeoli Pera July 06, 2015 3:14 PM  

Hard to figure out. Probably some standard protocol of positioning I am ignorant of.

Shhh! Big Gay Steve mistake that for genuine curiosity and explain it. You don't want that $FLUIDS on your hands, do you?

Blogger Joshua Sinistar July 06, 2015 3:15 PM  

Remember when everyone thought I was a heter and anti-semite for saying that the jews were insane? Well here you go.
Usually when the Gods destroy someone they make them Mad, but in this case its unnecessary because they're already there.
That SNL skit where they said White supremacy was over and that we were entering a new world was just Famous Last Words. These jews are obviously smoking crack now. This is the end of the Weimar Republic 2.0 right here. They went Full Retard. This is now past the point of parody.
Let's all wait and see who gets to play the Role of Hitler as White Supremacy AKA Western Civilization Strikes Back...

Blogger Mr.MantraMan July 06, 2015 3:16 PM  

I'll bet much rejoicing at Stormfront. But I'll go with what is written above, this is not a wedding it's a gay stunt as are all gay weddings.

Anonymous Whitey McWhite July 06, 2015 3:18 PM  

Discard: "That is no more a wedding than the horse is a unicorn."

Have you no respect for the holy rites of Judeo-Christian religion, as defined by the Supreme Court of the United States of America, and as already affirmed by various main-line Protestant denominations?

Anonymous SpaceMonkey2 July 06, 2015 3:23 PM  

This is the end result of Protestantism.

Marthin Luther created the shitlibs. That's the awful truth:
http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2007/06/ultracalvinist-hypothesis-in.html

Blogger Marissa July 06, 2015 3:24 PM  

Put your money in cat food companies and gourmet ice cream brands - there's gonna be a plague of lonely spinsters in the not-too-distant future.

On a whim I bought a magazine last month called Family Circle because it had a beautiful cake on the cover and I'm pregnant. The magazine is like Good Housekeeping apparently, aimed at 35+ women based on what the articles were about. I noticed about half of the advertisements were for some kind of pet-related product: special foods, medications, etc. Advertisers have their fingers on the pulse of their victims and they know how many women will have more pets than children in the near future. I also watch Cops with my husband and it airs on a true crime channel. Nearly every commercial break has one of those sad animal commercials run by the ASPCA.

Blogger Cinco July 06, 2015 3:24 PM  

Let's all wait and see who gets to play the Role of Hitler as White Supremacy AKA Western Civilization Strikes Back...

My money is on our new robot overlords.

Anonymous Ain July 06, 2015 3:27 PM  

One can argue one of those drama queens has already been elected president.

Blogger Scott X July 06, 2015 3:31 PM  

How appropriate that it's a Jewish "wedding". Jews have been in the vanguard of destroying our culture for the last 75 years, or can't I say that here?

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer July 06, 2015 3:34 PM  

I bet that horse wishes he was this one.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=directv+horse+commercial&FORM=VIRE3#view=detail&mid=53DEE53CAF129C584D7E53DEE53CAF129C584D7E

Blogger Arthur Isaac July 06, 2015 3:36 PM  

I prefer this Jewish wedding.

"And Isaac took Rebekah into his tent and comforted himself with her".

Anonymous Bobbala July 06, 2015 3:52 PM  

Isn't there some kind of rule in the OT against jews riding horses ... the line must be drawn somewhere.

Blogger Nobody July 06, 2015 4:05 PM  

Horse: Great. They're going to take turns sitting on my head, spanking my ass, and getting shit all over my head!

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 4:14 PM  

If it is hasn't been said already, the picture in the OP is worth two words:

Celebrate Perversity!

Anonymous zen0 July 06, 2015 4:20 PM  

> Jews have been in the vanguard of destroying our culture for the last 75 years, or can't I say that here?

For the win!

Blogger Markku July 06, 2015 4:27 PM  

It shits both of their names in stars.

I had to see if this joke had been made.

Behold: It was made.

Anonymous Aeoli Pera July 06, 2015 5:01 PM  

Yea, praise be the internet, who blesses us with lolz unending.

Blogger Eric Mueller July 06, 2015 5:12 PM  

There are times when I wonder if any Jews actually believe in what Judaism is supposed to be about. But then I wonder the same thing about Catholics. I don't have to wonder about mainline Protestant denominations.

Too bad Herbert Comacho is fictional. If we're living in Idiocracy, we might as well have the characters from it.

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Blogger Markku July 06, 2015 5:51 PM  

anti-semitism

Lesseee....

...nnnope. Not scared of that spectre anymore.

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Blogger Crude July 06, 2015 5:55 PM  

Now that is some Grade-A full-blown faggoty level shit.

Not merely gay, or homosexual, or LGBT. That's pride-parade, 'Other, saner gays will avert their eyes and pretend not to even be part of that group' inanity.

Anonymous Too-Soon-ami July 06, 2015 5:55 PM  

"What a chillul Hashem. Bad enough they are homosexual but to have a gay marriage and call it Jewish. What an utter desecration of G-d's name."


When did God change His Name to "Jew"?

Anonymous RamBam Thank You Ma'am July 06, 2015 5:59 PM  

"How appropriate that it's a Jewish "wedding". Jews have been in the vanguard of destroying our culture for the last 75 years, or can't I say that here?"

Where's the irrational scapegoating in that statement? Sounds about right.

Who are all the Hollywood studio execs and big movers and shakers?

The Porn empire moguls?

The Gangster Rap moguls?

The producers of openly satanic rock, pop and metal music acts?

Who was at the forefront of the second wave feminism that promoted anti-Christian morality like promiscuity, fornication, abortion, and rampant divorce?

Who produced decades of blasphemy against Christ and Christianity in our mainstream media and entertainment?

Who are the owners of the Art Galleries that display such "art" as elephant dung splattered over a collage of XXX pornpics assembled in a collage to represent Mother Mary or the infamous "Piss Christ?"

Who are the majority of script writers, actors and actresses who role model anti-Christian morals and depravity on the screen?

When one educates oneself to recognize the tribal associations of those who produce and disseminates the majority of the anti-Christian filth in our society, citing them as "...the vanguard of destroying our culture for the last 76 years..." looks like more like calling a spade a spade, not irrational scapegoating.

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Anonymous BGS July 06, 2015 6:14 PM  

Hey Rabbi B can the illegal alien fake jews marry a Cohen? "A group of Orthodox Jews hired Mexican day laborers to dress in traditional Jewish garb and protest against the New York City gay pride parade Sunday."

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales July 06, 2015 6:15 PM  

"We are, iirc according to Ezekiel, the only nation that engaged in practices that didn't even enter the mind of G-d."

Looks like Ezekiel was big on that Jewish hyperbole.

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Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 6:23 PM  

"Looks like Ezekiel was big on that Jewish hyperbole.'

Actually it was Jeremiah . . . my bad . . .

“‘The people of Judah have done evil in my eyes, declares the L-rd. They have set up their detestable idols in the house that bears my Name and have defiled it. They have built the high places of Topheth in the Valley of Ben Hinnom to burn their sons and daughters in the fire—something I did not command, nor did it enter my mind."

(Jeremiah 7)

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Blogger luagha July 06, 2015 6:32 PM  

Personally, I want to see them get the horse to step on the glass.

The "Reform?" "Not religious." exchange is amazingly hilarious (and sad) to any Jew that remembers what they're supposed to read yearly in the Haggadah.



Blogger aut0062matthew July 06, 2015 6:32 PM  

Guess Who!

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 6:32 PM  

"I don't know what OP refers to."

Original post . . . i.e. Omniscience

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 6:36 PM  

"Guess Who!"

Seriously??!! Dammit! Suckered again. Shame. on. me!

Blogger aut0062matthew July 06, 2015 6:39 PM  

Bernstein was Tad. Comments in response to him were deleted, but the traces left to provide a trail of shame.

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 6:42 PM  

" . . . but the traces left to provide a trail of shame."

Sure . . . rub it in . . . you anti-Semite!

Blogger Joshua Sinistar July 06, 2015 6:42 PM  

This is the end of the road that those grand civil rights people paved in the 1960s. How anyone can believe people need more rights than were in the Original Constitution is beyond understanding, but now rights have become synonyms for outrageous stupidity. People only think they have rights anymore. You can't decide what to do with your own land or your own property or in your own business. This is just Tyranny wearing a fucking dildo now.
When they said White people couldn't stay away from crimnal blacks it opened a Pandora's Box where every pervert and criminal in the Entire World can trample America to dust. This won't be settled by ballots anymore. They have gone too far. Get those guns down and load them. Its real war this time...

Blogger Danby July 06, 2015 6:48 PM  

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Blogger Danby July 06, 2015 6:50 PM  

And now, my replies are being removed by the blog administrator.

Must have been Tad again. Damn.

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 6:55 PM  

"And now, my replies are being removed by the blog administrator. "

You're in good company. I'll buy you a beer.

Blogger Danby July 06, 2015 7:10 PM  

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Blogger Danby July 06, 2015 7:11 PM  

@Rabbi
I'll make a batch. Rabbi B's internet idiot special amber ale.

Blogger Rabbi B July 06, 2015 7:18 PM  

"Rabbi B's internet idiot special amber ale."

Heh . . . l'chaim!

Blogger YIH July 06, 2015 7:19 PM  

Doom:
Hmm, maybe they will marry the horse too.
One can only hope.

Anonymous Whitey McWhite July 06, 2015 7:20 PM  

I think people are being too sorry for the horse. From the look on the blond's face, he was going to be a happy husband soon after.

And if you think there'd be something wrong about that, Justice Kennedy says: shame on you!

From the Obergefell haiku page:

Kennedy’s majority decision:

Hark! Love is love, and
love is love is love is love.
It is so ordered.

Blogger Groot July 06, 2015 7:26 PM  

@99. Marissa:

Congratulations!

Blogger Kull July 06, 2015 7:28 PM  

Cue Bob Hope voice:
Here's what we're fighting for boys!

I benefited greatly from my service with Uncle Sam. Its cliche but it did make a man out of me. I went in a shy kid and came out confident and able to talk to anyone. It's a shame that going in now means serving a rotten, degenerate empire. I suppose it meant the same thing when I was in. It was just hidden better.

OpenID simplytimothy July 06, 2015 7:35 PM  

They are dressed like bankers.

Anonymous The Spy. July 06, 2015 7:57 PM  

Amerika is going to burn.

Peace.

Anonymous Darkhorse July 06, 2015 8:12 PM  

Please. Grow the hell up. Gay people, who have existed since humans walked the Earth, getting married isn't going to bring about the downfall of American society. Slavery was a lot more detrimental to our national character and we survived that. Sometimes I think this blog is run by a blue haired old lady.

Anonymous zen0 July 06, 2015 8:19 PM  

149. Darkhorse

Please. Grow the hell up. Gay people, who have existed since humans walked the Earth,

> Link?

Blogger Jason Roberts July 06, 2015 8:27 PM  

"According to the Beast..."

You're not kidding.

Anonymous Darkhorse July 06, 2015 8:33 PM  

Unicorns are not inherently homosexual. but the blog owner probably is.

Blogger Chris Mallory July 06, 2015 8:42 PM  

"Slavery was a lot more detrimental to our national character"

Can you provide examples of nations/peoples who did not practice slavery?

Anonymous zen0 the Chastised. July 06, 2015 8:54 PM  

> Unicorns are not inherently homosexual. but the blog owner probably is.

Obvious, is that you?

Stay in formation, lads. No Idiotic heroics please.

Anonymous Mr. Rogers July 06, 2015 9:26 PM  

" Gay people"

Please. We know you mean Homosexuals. Can you say it? I know you can.

Won't you be my neighbor?

Anonymous George of the Jungle July 06, 2015 9:54 PM  

"Gay people, who have existed as an abomination since humans walked the Earth..."

There, fixed it for you. And of course, your next statement is the typical leftist misdirection and being disingenuous in lieu of actual logical argument, i.e., if societal downfall/destruction is not happening 100% right now right here where you the leftist is actually getting her nose rubbed in it, why then the only conclusion is that it's not happening anywhere. Sometimes I think you leftists are little wizened bent-over old people who are too far gone to be able to see or hear reality all around them. You all probably belong in a nursing home where they can give you good drugs and keep you quiescent. Oh wait, you guys already did that in the good 'old USSR... see, it works !!!

Blogger LP 999/Eliza July 06, 2015 10:03 PM  

What Rabbi can ever condone this is beyond me

Good news or the upside to the lowest side viewed ever #59

Blogger LP 999/Eliza July 06, 2015 10:04 PM  

Sad either way, how futureless post americana spiraled

Anonymous Godfrey July 06, 2015 10:16 PM  

More proof of a narcissistic psychological disorder. At first glance I thought these guys were twin brothers.

Blogger aut0062matthew July 06, 2015 10:49 PM  

"Obvious, is that you?"

If you think so, why are you responding?

I don't think it's Obvious, though I can't be sure. We shall call him ... Shitadvious.

Anonymous Jack Amok July 07, 2015 12:04 AM  

Poor horse. I hope it left a wedding present on the floor.

It doesn't look like it wants to be there, but I'm sure the horse didn't want to be sued for refusing to work a gay wedding.


Look at the attendee's faces. They applaud their own defilement. What would Josef Goebbels have made of this?

Contrary to wartime propaganda, apparently not soap


There was the annual Gay Pride Parade here yesterday. Up til now we have had clear sunny skies for a month, but yesterday...

During Seattle's Gay Pride Parade last week, a two pound drone crashed into a building, fell out of the sky, and knocked a woman unconscious. I can't figure out if it's the 21st Century equivalent of locusts, or frogs falling from the sky. Maybe it was just a trial run.

Blogger natschuster July 07, 2015 12:39 AM  

I'm surprised that the PETA people haven't complained. They are abusing the horse by riding it, and assaulting the horses dignity with the ridiculous horn. I guess gays can do no wrong.

Blogger Cee July 07, 2015 12:49 AM  

During Seattle's Gay Pride Parade last week, a two pound drone crashed into a building, fell out of the sky, and knocked a woman unconscious. I can't figure out if it's the 21st Century equivalent of locusts, or frogs falling from the sky. Maybe it was just a trial run.
Not quite a gay pride parade here in Nashville a week ago, but Obabo was in town and there was a particularly insane thunderstorm with him.

It'd been doing that all week though. Nevertheless...

Anonymous Pax Romana July 07, 2015 2:43 AM  

164. Cee,
Here in LA, it's 50/50 as to whether the pride parades or the Dictator-in-Chief's parades are more disruptive to commerce.

Blogger WarKicker July 07, 2015 3:29 AM  

I wonder if they asked a Christian to bake their wedding cake?

Anonymous Whitey McWhite July 07, 2015 4:00 AM  

Jack Amok: "It doesn't look like it wants to be there, but I'm sure the horse didn't want to be sued for refusing to work a gay wedding."

I'm out. I can't top that.

Anonymous FrankNorman July 07, 2015 5:15 AM  

The Mexicans dressed up as Jews to protest against gays were obviously just there to do the job American Jews wouldn't do.

Anonymous Shutup, Tad July 07, 2015 5:40 AM  

> Bernstein was Tad. Comments in response to him were deleted, but the traces left to provide a trail of shame.

Damn! Should have known when Rabbi B asked him if he was Reform and he did not answer because he is too ignorant to understand the question.

Meanwhile, in Israel:

Minister of Religious Services, David Azoulai (Shas), said Tuesday that Reform Jews are not Jewish, in his eyes.

"A Reform Jew, once he does not follow the religion of Israel – then let us say, there is a problem. I cannot allow myself to say that he is Jewish,” he told Army Radio.

Anonymous Shut up rabbit July 07, 2015 5:46 AM  

I wonder what the correlation between ridiculous pantomime weddings (gay or str8) and divorce is. As someone said above, why don't they just join a theatre group?

And add "Dignity" to the list of words that no longer have any meaning.

Anonymous George of the Jungle July 07, 2015 7:26 AM  

I guess it's possible that earlier the two of them also married the horse, but didn't choose to announce it at this oh-so-very-dignified occasion. Later on, perhaps they'll get together with the appropriate identity group for animals and make a separate announcement about this wonderful joyous marital arrangement. If the horse is employed, they can then petition the fedgov for associated tax breaks. And if there perchance are any resultant offspring, welllll.....

Isn't it uplifting? The sky's the limit now on any conjugal combination of anyone and anything. We live in blessed times, leading us all into a truly superior society of unadulterated bliss. /sarc-off

Blogger Jack Morrow July 07, 2015 2:25 PM  

If you look at the original news story you'll see that this happened in October 2012. Is it just possible that things may have gotten worse since then?

Blogger GoldRush Apple July 07, 2015 2:34 PM  

This is making me not take weddings seriously I wonder if these two are Jewish-in-name only or they're practicing, say Reformed.

Blogger GoldRush Apple July 07, 2015 2:38 PM  

@ Godfrey: "More proof of a narcissistic psychological disorder"

Yes, I've noticed that too in people who have same-sex attraction. Not all, but those who play the "society hates me" cards tend to be self-involved. Kids tend to be an after thought for them if they get hitched, kinda of like, "Oh, babe do want an appetizer before the main meal? Don't want to forget the appetizer."

Blogger GoldRush Apple July 07, 2015 2:40 PM  

@ Darkhorse: "Please. Grow the hell up."

Ironic. Tell that to the two men who got "married" and entered the temple on a horse dressed as a unicorn. That's real maturity right there. A fine example for all Jewish boys to use as inspiration.

Blogger J Thomas July 08, 2015 8:15 PM  

Hopefully more gays will wake up to the "gay reality" like this guy has.

Blogger Mark Citadel July 12, 2015 5:27 PM  

Vile. Absolutely vile.

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