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Tuesday, September 01, 2015

I said "punch back twice as hard"

Not beat them to death with an iron bar, before sodomizing their corpses with it! (shakes head) See, this sort of thing is why we keep the minions leashed and muzzled when we have company.


Ah well. One of these days, the SJWs are going to realize that while I may be the Supreme Dark Lord, I am the calm and civil voice of sweet reason as far as the Evil Legion of Evil is concerned. The Dread Ilk are not dreaded for nothing, after all.

Just to be clear, I neither wrote nor published nor commissioned JOHN SCALZI IS A RAPIST: Why SJWs Always Lie In Bed Waiting For His Gentle Touch; A Pretty Pretty Girl Dreams of Her Beloved One While Pondering Gender Identity, Social Justice, and Body Dysmorphia. But I will readily admit to being deeply, deeply, amused by it.

I wonder if McRapey will want to do the audio book for this too?

Anyhow, I suppose this can be taken as a resounding NO vote for Mr. Martin's suggested reconciliation.

UPDATE: The initial SJW reactions are about what you'd assume they would be.
dream a dream@maryeverbright
"These people are absolutely vile. Can't you sue them for defamation or libel @jscalzi?

Princess Content ‏@ContentPrincess
@maryeverbright @jscalzi What the hell did I just see?  Why... WHAT????

Princess Content ‏@ContentPrincess
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???  @voxday #HugoAwards #sadpuppies

dream a dream ‏@maryeverbright
@voxday @jscalzi You people are revolting, every single one of you. I'm glad you you'll never get a Hugo.
Hey, don't come crying to me. I didn't do it. I'm just sitting here on the old throne of bones, drinking a little fermented SJW blood, and laughing. "Absolutely vile?" What part of "Vile Faceless Minions" did she not understand?

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182 Comments:

Blogger JAU September 01, 2015 1:13 PM  

Best cover ever.

Blogger Cogitans Iuvenis September 01, 2015 1:18 PM  

Well that sure escalated quickly but anyways, looking at your SJW always lie cover art, their JSISNAVPAAIMAQP cover art, and now this John Scalzi is a Rapist cover art....your side is winning so far.

Also, isn't there some sort of rule of thumb concerning titles or something? Because Theo's title sin't exactly pithy and if I weren't versed in the SP/RP affair, and your past history with SWFA, I wouldn't know what Theo is writing about. Your title, well, lets say it's definitely going to draw a lot more views than just those in the SF/F circle.

Blogger sysadmn September 01, 2015 1:20 PM  

Criminy, Vox, you've invented a whole cottage industry. Two more weeks of this, and we can fill the entire "Best Related Work" category with parody and counter-parody.

Blogger grendel September 01, 2015 1:24 PM  

@3 oh hell yes. I can't wait to nominate "John Scalzi is a rapist" for a Hugo.

Blogger George September 01, 2015 1:25 PM  

I haven't had a chance to read this yet but I hope it is dedicated to GRRM in the spirit of making peace with pink SF folks.

Blogger Cogitans Iuvenis September 01, 2015 1:26 PM  

@4 Oh good god! I didn't even think of that. The RP aren't going to just burn the Hugo's, they are going to nuke it from orbit. Wonder if the SJWs realize this.

Anonymous Minion #0172 September 01, 2015 1:26 PM  

Lord, you have delivered them into our hands!

Blogger YIH September 01, 2015 1:27 PM  

From the Amazon link:
Trigger Warning: May be triggering for owners of small lawn and at least one specific cross dresser.
No mention of his caps lock fetish however...

Blogger Zach September 01, 2015 1:27 PM  

I will pay $40 to nominate this for Best Related Work.

Anonymous Farnswords September 01, 2015 1:29 PM  

That is just... wow. Amazing.

Blogger George September 01, 2015 1:29 PM  

Not only should it be nominated but we can happily say that anyone who votes against it must hate female authors.

Anonymous Porky September 01, 2015 1:32 PM  

So much for micro-aggression.

Blogger Russell (106) September 01, 2015 1:37 PM  

Every time I think we've hit peak hilarity, something like this happens.

I tip my Fedora to the brave, brave Alexa Eren and xer willingness to bring such important issues to light.

So brave. Thank you.

Blogger Tommy Hass September 01, 2015 1:38 PM  

I am not even a native English speaker and I know that that Scalzi quote is grammatically wrong.

"I am one of those men who likes to force HIMSELF on women."

Blogger Tommy Hass September 01, 2015 1:42 PM  

Actually, it's probably "I am one of those men who like to force themselves on women."

Blogger AmyJ September 01, 2015 1:47 PM  

Oh, I can't wait to nominate this one.

That smiley face, though. Not nearly as creepy as the real McRapey face.

Anonymous Viidad September 01, 2015 1:48 PM  

Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Anonymous Jason M September 01, 2015 1:49 PM  

Macro aggression!

Anonymous BigGaySteve September 01, 2015 1:49 PM  

oh hell yes. I can't wait to nominate "John Scalzi is a rapist" for a Hugo.

If they knocked out Wright's work for not being science, they could do the same for this work not being fiction.

Blogger SirHamster (#201) September 01, 2015 1:51 PM  

I am not even a native English speaker and I know that that Scalzi quote is grammatically wrong.

"I am one of those men who likes to force HIMSELF on women."


What you have failed to consider is that there exist men who like to force John Scalzi on women, of whom Scalzi is only one.

Who else would buy his books? That's right, if you buy a Scalzi book, you too are a rapist. (2nd degree)

Anonymous Porky September 01, 2015 1:51 PM  

Should be "I'm one of those cismales who likes to force zheeself on women."

Blogger Groot September 01, 2015 2:01 PM  

@18. Jason M:

No, I'm guessing "micro," based on the persistent overcompensation.

Blogger Bluntobj Winz September 01, 2015 2:05 PM  

On the topic of SJW's Always Lie

I've noticed that a number of my comments have been removed from the 1-star reviews, yet Amazon has not purged the reported 1-star reviews that are obviously slanderous. I have to wonder if there's some SJW's at work there.

Anonymous patrick kelly September 01, 2015 2:05 PM  

From a review: "Sure beats the hell out of "Downfall" parodies"

Blogger Doom September 01, 2015 2:07 PM  

Okay. You got me to laugh and I just woke up, am running short on insulin so cut to nearly half, and feeling wretched. You? Well, you did start it. They took your club and hit THEMSELVES twice as hard. If they double down with McRapey as lead? And heretofore I didn't think they had it in them to entertain, regardless of what you think of them. Still not going to buy the book, much as I don't snap pictures or even rubber-neck my way past accidents.

Anonymous Huckleberry September 01, 2015 2:09 PM  

This is brilliant.
But, it's never a party till the lawyers get involved, and somewhere in suburban Ohio, @scalzi is already half-way to the Dress Barn to pick out some new duds for court.

Blogger Nate September 01, 2015 2:12 PM  

Don't have to buy it. Just read it free on kindle select or whatever

Anonymous Spooner September 01, 2015 2:13 PM  

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trigger+warning

A phrase posted at the beginning of various posts, articles, or blogs. Its purpose is to warn weak minded people who are easily offended that they might find what is being posted offensive in some way due to its content, causing them to overreact or otherwise start acting like a dipshit. Popular on reddit SRS or other places that social justice warriors like to hang out.

Trigger warnings are unnecessary 100% of the time due to the fact that people who are easily offended have no business randomly browsing the internet anyways. As a result of the phrases irrelevance, most opinions that start out with this phrase tend to be simplistic and dull since they were made by people ridiculous enough to think that the internet is supposed to cater to people who can't take a joke.
Trigger warning: If you think this phrase needs to be posted before politically incorrect opinions, you don't belong on the internets.

LOL

Anonymous PNH's non-distended left testicle September 01, 2015 2:13 PM  

**disqualify!!**

“Nothing xe's written here suggests either sophistication or a sense of irony. The question was whether xe was a garden-variety jerk or something else entirely. Looks like xe's in the "something else" camp.”

Blogger Astalnar September 01, 2015 2:14 PM  

Seems to me that these people want to vent their own frustrations about Scalzi and are using our beneavolent Supreme Dark Lord merely as an excuse.

Anonymous Zippy September 01, 2015 2:15 PM  

Seriously, the dude is weaker than his young teenage daughter, and she's not even that strong, as compared to other young teenage girls who lift weights.

Who is he raping? Octogenarians?

Blogger TJR September 01, 2015 2:16 PM  

That is amazing. I want to buy it in paperback just to leave it on the shelves of bookstores.

Anonymous Grime Knight September 01, 2015 2:19 PM  

Who is he raping? Octogenarians?

Yeah, with his BS in Philosophy no doubt.

Blogger Nate September 01, 2015 2:20 PM  

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Anonymous BigGaySteve September 01, 2015 2:21 PM  

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Anonymous buzzcut #207 September 01, 2015 2:28 PM  

Does that graphic have a chin butt?

Anonymous NateM September 01, 2015 2:32 PM  

Would a foreword by Jian Ghomeshi have been too on the nose?

Anonymous 224 September 01, 2015 2:36 PM  

@26 Wins the thread

Anonymous EH September 01, 2015 2:40 PM  

@ 36. The shooting victim's last name was Flores and he had a felony record (aggravated robbery). According to the cops, the call was for a domestic dispute, with a woman with a cut to the head and an infant with apparent injuries. The video does seem to show them killing him as soon as he had his hands up, but one of his arms is hidden behind a telephone pole. According to the DA, there is a better, closer video which shows the same "disturbing" thing.

Anonymous rubberducky September 01, 2015 2:41 PM  

It's a brilliant work. I recommend chapter five.

Anonymous Geoff September 01, 2015 2:45 PM  

Better a forward by G "Rape Rape" Martin supporting McRapey.

Anonymous The other robot September 01, 2015 2:50 PM  

But, it's never a party till the lawyers get involved, and somewhere in suburban Ohio, @scalzi is already half-way to the Dress Barn to pick out some new duds for court.

On what basis could he sue? That people have infringed his copyright on "I am a rapist"?

Anonymous Thales September 01, 2015 2:51 PM  

Top. Kek.

Anonymous patrick kelly September 01, 2015 2:52 PM  

@36 re: shooting video.

I see the guy clearly drop his right hand and reach for his waist just before the shots fired. However, there are still consistencies with the initial official story.

Anonymous Quartermaster September 01, 2015 2:54 PM  

@18 @22

Not micro, nor macro, but nuclear aggression.

That is hilarious.

I didn't know Scalzi lived in Ohio. No wonder the state is in such precipitous decline.

Anonymous Nemo Maximus September 01, 2015 2:55 PM  

@38
Gian Gomeshi was formerly the drummer in a band called Moxy Fruvous. The foreward listed on the cover as by Jean Fruvious is an allusion to that.

I know, it's hard to keep up on that Canadian celebrity rapist trivia.

Anonymous Giuseppe The Kurgan September 01, 2015 3:04 PM  

I think I may sulk. Inhad this little, tiny plan and Vox talked me down from the tower of TNT and even explained to me how setting that up and then lighting the fuse was not civic etc etc...and I LISTENED to him. Well kinda...and I also didn't want to look rude to a specific gentle soul who is on our side....but dammit....some VFM does this and I haven't even scalped someone....it's wrong, just wrong (kicks SJW skull dejectetly)

Blogger Lana J September 01, 2015 3:10 PM  

I have a small idea...who might have written this little gem.

Blogger IM2L844 September 01, 2015 3:14 PM  

I suspect the Führer will be displeased.

Blogger Danby September 01, 2015 3:18 PM  

Who is he raping? Octogenarians?

Alexa is just hoping.... He said he was a rapist. Where is my rape?
cue: Where Is The Love? by Roberta Flack

Anonymous Michael Maier September 01, 2015 3:19 PM  

Well I know I am going to be two hundred and ninety-nine cents poorer as soon as I get home.

Blogger Kaijubushi September 01, 2015 3:19 PM  

Where did Scalzi admit to being a rapist? Not that I don't believe it, just looking for the background.

Blogger Rabbi B September 01, 2015 3:21 PM  

@53

Admit? More like proclaimed.

Blogger automatthew September 01, 2015 3:24 PM  

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2012/10/john-scalzi-is-rapist.html

Anonymous Giuseppe the Kurgan September 01, 2015 3:25 PM  

I bought it and after reading two pages i think I could bet money on who wrote it.

Blogger automatthew September 01, 2015 3:25 PM  

And:

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2013/02/everything-has-fallen-into-place.html

Blogger Kaijubushi September 01, 2015 3:28 PM  

Google is my friend. Scalzi isn't very funny. What a douche.

OpenID corvinus333 September 01, 2015 3:34 PM  

If they knocked out Wright's work for not being science, they could do the same for this work not being fiction.

@19 BigGaySteve
It'd be nominated for the Best Related Work category.

Blogger Daniel September 01, 2015 3:35 PM  

Oh, this is twice as hard. The real question is twice as hard as what?

Blogger Daniel September 01, 2015 3:36 PM  

Oh, this is twice as hard. The real question is twice as hard as what?

Blogger Daniel September 01, 2015 3:36 PM  

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Blogger automatthew September 01, 2015 3:38 PM  

Thrice as hard, apparently.

Blogger Rabbi B September 01, 2015 3:44 PM  

"I bought it and after reading two pages i think I could bet money on who wrote it. "

We could start a pool. My shekels are on Steve.

Blogger Daniel September 01, 2015 3:44 PM  

Aw man, i deleted one and stepped on right on your joke, automattew.

I laughed then wept at the inadvertent tragedy. I really should leave humor to the perversionals.

Blogger Eraser September 01, 2015 3:47 PM  

This exchange of parodies is just hilarious.

Do you think we can get McRapey to do the audio book for this too?

Vox, I think you're supposed to do it this time around. John Scalzi's impersonation of Vox Day was quite funny. Now take your best shot at Rainbow Brite Boy.

Anonymous GreyS September 01, 2015 3:50 PM  

I just decided to renew my WorldCon membership for no particular reason at all.

Anonymous Giuseppe The Kurgan September 01, 2015 3:52 PM  

Rabbi B,
You may be Jewish, but I am Venetian. You'll not have my money so easily! But these other yokels here...now, if we just make an arrangement between us....

Blogger Alexander September 01, 2015 3:55 PM  

The Jew and the Venetian co-wrote it and are now trying to con is into a guessing "bet".

Nice try, fellas, nice try.

Anonymous Giuseppe The Kurgan September 01, 2015 4:04 PM  

Alexander, what are you? Macedonian?

Anonymous Giuseppe The Kurgan September 01, 2015 4:10 PM  

Well, let it be know I have reviewed and i sincerely hope it gets a Hugo.

Blogger JAU September 01, 2015 4:14 PM  

Now David the Good needs to dash off a quick how to on giant lawn care.

Anonymous Steve, The Dark Ninja of Mockery September 01, 2015 4:16 PM  

Rabbi - Thank you, but it was not me.

I read the foreward on Amazon.com and was entranced, enlightened and enraptured. Sadly it doesn't appear to be available on the UK store.

I like how the artist captured Alexandra Erin's likeness without making fun of his weight problem. That was a classy touch.

Have a free picture from Sasquan on me.

Blogger David-093 September 01, 2015 4:21 PM  

This isnt punching back twice as hard, it's punching back squared.

Blogger Rabbi B September 01, 2015 4:22 PM  

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Blogger Russell (106) September 01, 2015 4:22 PM  

Steve, I'm serious, what dark pact did you make to be able to find these images?!

And, for all our sakes, can you get out of it?

A loophole, some odd condition that we can exploit like "Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill shall come against him"? Anything?

Anonymous Boogeyman VFM #240 September 01, 2015 4:23 PM  

Sweet Christ, I laughed so hard the kids came in from the other room to see if I was ok. And they think we're going to fade away. No way in hell. This is too fun.

Blogger Rabbi B September 01, 2015 4:23 PM  

"Have a free picture from Sasquan on me."

OYYYYYY GAVAAAAAAALT! You should be paying US to open those links.

I type these lines blind. BLIND I say.

"Have a free picture from Sasquan on me."

OYYYYYY GAVAAAAAAALT! You should be paying US to open those links.

I type these lines blind. BLIND I say.

En Garde!

Blogger Carl Philipp September 01, 2015 4:29 PM  

Is....
Is every chapter "Chapter Five?"

This is beautiful.

Blogger Alexander September 01, 2015 4:34 PM  

I couldn't tell you I'd been sleeping with [Scalzi's book] under my pillow, like a big hard lump of coal give to me by a cosmic Santa for the thoughts I knew were very, very naughty.

Golden.

Anonymous RedJack #22 September 01, 2015 4:34 PM  

So I spent the day in the mines, and just came up to this.

Did I miss the "nuke them from orbit" command? Sweet pete, this is awesome.

OpenID corvinus333 September 01, 2015 4:43 PM  


Not beat them to death with an iron bar, before sodomizing their corpses with it! (shakes head) See, this sort of thing is why we keep the minions leashed and muzzled when we have company.


Hahahahahaha.... (gasp) WHAAAAAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahhahaha

VFM #333

Anonymous qeebus September 01, 2015 4:43 PM  

@78 מַגְעִיל, מַחְלִיא, מַבְחִיל

Blogger Civis Silas September 01, 2015 4:49 PM  

@26 "Whatever you do, Gamma Rabbit, don't throw us into the courtroom!"

Blogger Nate September 01, 2015 4:56 PM  

wait wait wait...

Alexander...

Alexa...


Is there something we should know???

Anonymous Strange Aeons September 01, 2015 4:58 PM  

"These people are absolutely vile"

Considering the nature of the parodies I saw when I recently did an image search for Vivian James, I'd advise the Hivemind that rabbits in glass warrens ought not throw rocks.
Unless they wish to get crushed by falling boulders in return, of course, as the Punch-Back-2x-As-Hard Squad is observably and reliably more creative.

VFM #0017

Blogger Alexander September 01, 2015 4:59 PM  

Nate,

I wish I wrote this. I was thinking yesterday that if I could write a parody right now and make a grand or two for 15 pages of work, now was the time.

Alas, the genius involved here is not mine.

Anonymous The other robot September 01, 2015 5:01 PM  

The forward is priceless ... would Gomeshi dare to sue?

Anonymous 334 September 01, 2015 5:01 PM  

@73. Steve

Sasquan? That's Sasquatch ...

Anonymous 334 September 01, 2015 5:03 PM  

@78.

Et tu, Rabbi?

Anonymous Minion #0172 September 01, 2015 5:04 PM  

Sweet Jesus, Steve, I gouged out my eyes and I can still see it!

Blogger ScottD September 01, 2015 5:06 PM  

For the Phil Sandifer file, look at timeline over the last 2 hours defending paedophilia and making statements that can be interpreted as saying that trans women are likely paedophiles.

Blogger automatthew September 01, 2015 5:08 PM  

Alexa Menos, amirite?

/ducks.

Blogger Lana J September 01, 2015 5:09 PM  

@88 I was worth the price for the forward alone. Hilarious.

Blogger Salt September 01, 2015 5:11 PM  

The 2016 Hugos are gearing up to be one Ilk & Puppies embodied hoot-fest.

Anonymous Giuseppe The Kurgan September 01, 2015 5:24 PM  

Steve, i just bought it an hour ago on uk amazon.
Also, you can deny as much as you want but the horrors you link to give you away. Only chthulian level mockery can find such mindwarping pics.

Truly you have grown men hesitating before clicking your links. Doing sanity checks each time....and failing....each time

Blogger Daniel September 01, 2015 5:28 PM  

It isn't defamation when it is a DIRECT QUOTE my little pearl clutching friends. Sucks to be the target, doesn't it?

Anonymous Eric Ashley September 01, 2015 5:36 PM  

BAWHAHAHA

Anonymous The other robot September 01, 2015 5:37 PM  

Will Amazon shut this down?

The unintended consequences are awesome.

Anonymous The other robot September 01, 2015 5:49 PM  

Does Amazon provide an interface that allows you to chart a book's ranking over time?

I guess a program could be written to fetch a page once a day and pull out the ranking, but it would be nicer if there was a REST API.

Blogger VFM bot #188 September 01, 2015 5:50 PM  

OOWWWW!!! That's just too, too GOOOD!

Just bought it.

Blogger Jew613 September 01, 2015 5:55 PM  

I listened to the scalzi audio. He sounded drunk and the book was boring.

Anonymous Rusty Fife September 01, 2015 5:56 PM  

Just finished reading; I am without words to praise it's full weight.

Definitely Hugo material.

Blogger Salt September 01, 2015 5:59 PM  

Got it. Read it. Left review. Come on Ilk, drive it to #1 @Amazon.

Blogger Salt September 01, 2015 6:05 PM  

Amazon novel rank tracking

Anonymous Stingray September 01, 2015 6:12 PM  

They continue to help, in their own way.

Blogger CurlyQ September 01, 2015 6:13 PM  

And this is one of the reasons why I come lurking to this site. You just don't beat entertainment like this!

Anonymous Konrad September 01, 2015 6:20 PM  

Got it, read it, loved it, left glowing review!

See, that's the way it's done, Alexandra Poopypants!

Blogger Michael Maier September 01, 2015 6:24 PM  

We must make this win BEST RELATED WORK next year. It's not an option to do otherwise.

This... is horrifically amazing. Bravo, whoever... brav-fucking-o.

Anonymous Donn #0114 September 01, 2015 6:28 PM  

Steve why do you hate us? Are you just trolling through the worst of the internet looking for the most mind-warping abhuman creatures to inflict on the ilk? Because if you are, Nailed It!

Anonymous The other robot September 01, 2015 6:30 PM  

Science is SEXIST!

Anonymous The other robot September 01, 2015 6:31 PM  

Whoa! Blogspot asked me to select all the drinks, but what if it asked me to select all the Twinks?

The horror!

Blogger Scott Shafer September 01, 2015 6:38 PM  

Wow! Great book!

Blogger ajw308 (#98) September 01, 2015 7:05 PM  

@106, because dolphins always assist people in distress. And sharks, something about sharks and blood, but it's all good because it's all natural.

Anonymous 334 September 01, 2015 7:11 PM  

"His fingers on the ukulele, rhythmic, chunking up and down, repeating the motion again and again ..."

I'm dying here. $3.95 in Canada, and worth every penny. Had to get it quick before they ban it here (I mean, after the whole Roosh V Tour Thing.)

Nate, is that you? Come on, come clean ...

Anonymous 334 September 01, 2015 7:24 PM  

"Thus far and no further, patriarchal Balrog! You shall not pass!"

Genius, sheer genius.

Blogger VFM bot #188 September 01, 2015 7:31 PM  

"A brutally powerful meditation on the pointedly brutal, penetrating subject of cisgender alpha male raper white privilege...."

"Certain to be an instant classic...."

Blogger Harsh September 01, 2015 7:38 PM  

Call Vox a white supremacist, racist, sexist, homophobe = okay

Quote Scalzi's own words about being a rapist = vile and revolting

Check, got it.

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 01, 2015 7:43 PM  

@115. 334

"His fingers on the ukulele, rhythmic, chunking up and down, repeating the motion again and again ..."

"... and he's singing our song. Each part reminds me of us... of when I was there, at his table, book in sweating hands... waiting breathless for the splash of his ink across cream-white virgin page..."

Such a heartbreaking story. They really are meant for each other. We simply must do something to help get John and Erin together. Maybe a gofundme or Patreon account? A petition on change.org?

Anonymous 334 September 01, 2015 7:45 PM  

@ 119. Forrest Bishop

Just sent Scalzi its picture. That should do it.

Blogger Harsh September 01, 2015 7:58 PM  

"His weight on top of mine, half my own but so insistent..."

Hahahaha...

Blogger SciVo September 01, 2015 8:25 PM  

ajw308 (#98) @114: "@106, because dolphins always assist people in distress. And sharks, something about sharks and blood, but it's all good because it's all natural."

I wish there were a way to take bets on the outcome. My money would be on "dolphins wait until the baby is born, then one eats it while another rapes the mom to a drowning death."

Where did these airheads get this fantasy of Wild Nature as gentle and kind?

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 01, 2015 8:28 PM  

OT. A Sandifer sampler.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Yes. And a good analogy: Vox imagines himself to be Tywin Lannister

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
No, no. Vox is no peasant. Vox is Lancel Lannister
Jack Graham @_Jack_Graham_
Whereas he's actually only a stable boy in service of the Boltons who dreams of being Ramsey. https://twitter.com/PhilSandifer/status/638758115597529088 …

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
In reality he’s a deranged clown, but let’s be clear: he is going to control nominations in every category if we don’t actively resist.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Vox vs the world is a bunch of sci-fi fans and a crazy motherfucker who thinks he’s defending Christendom from the barbarians.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
The Old/New Wave debate was recognized on both sides as being a debate. Vox vs the world isn’t.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Martin keeps comparing the puppies to the Old/New Wave debate, which really misses the point.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
“Just ignore the rabid puppies.” OK. Sure. That’s a great way to get an all-puppy ballot again, George.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Anyway, I may as well also mention that I have some specific ideas for organized Puppy resistance that’s not a slate.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 30
But ultimately, the project of my generation is to build the smoldering wreckage out of which the radically new will emerge.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 30
I don't really care what the alternative is. I don't think it matters. The world under western capitalism is too awful to allow to continue.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 29
People who say Communism is the most oppressive form of government ever should be drugged and shoved out of planes over the Atlantic Ocean.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 29
Yes, Vox Day supporters, tell me again how Communism is the most repressive form of government. #OperationCondor

Phil Sandifer retweeted
Alexandra Erin ‏@alexandraerin Aug 28
But if there's one website in the world where everyone there knows exactly who Vox Day is and most of them loathe him? It's his.

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 28
FYI, we are the cause of an ongoing mass extinction & the assumption that humanity and civilization are worthwhile is probably unwarranted.

There.

Blogger Harsh September 01, 2015 8:33 PM  

Looks like Vox is living in Phil's head rent free.

Blogger bob k. mando September 01, 2015 8:38 PM  

our theme song shall be "200 lbs of pure love" ... and that love is forcible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqNiOe7cPYM

... and that love is forcible

and, of course, the de rigueur author pic
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/bobkmando/tumblr_lnenmni8R41qifldho1_500_zpsjvdbvlbz.jpg


74. David-093 September 01, 2015 4:21 PM
This isnt punching back twice as hard, it's punching back squared.




yeah, well:
2 x 2 == 4

but

2² == 4

so ... we're not really getting anywhere.

Blogger rcocean September 01, 2015 8:40 PM  

"Looks like Vox is living in Phil's head rent free."

that's not hard. there seems to be a lot of empty space.

Blogger Lana J September 01, 2015 8:42 PM  

@116 That was my favorite line in the book. I concur. Genius.

Anonymous Nathan September 01, 2015 8:52 PM  

McStalky doesn't realize that, come the revolution, he's going to be lined against the wall and shot by his own side.

Anonymous VD September 01, 2015 8:57 PM  

I wish there were a way to take bets on the outcome. My money would be on "dolphins wait until the baby is born, then one eats it while another rapes the mom to a drowning death."

See, this is the sort of thing that makes me think, you know, I really love my readers.

Anonymous Satan's Hamster September 01, 2015 8:59 PM  

@122: "Where did these airheads get this fantasy of Wild Nature as gentle and kind?"

From living in cities...

Anonymous WaterBoy September 01, 2015 8:59 PM  

Well whoever the author is, hesheitweyouthey just made a "career-limiting move".

Goodonya!

Blogger VFM #0209* September 01, 2015 9:12 PM  

I only made it to Chapter 5 and then had to put it down to catch my breath. It's a real bodice-ripper...

Blogger bob k. mando September 01, 2015 9:13 PM  

Phil Sandifer retweeted
Alexandra Erin ‏@alexandraerin Aug 28
But if there's one website in the world where everyone there knows exactly who Vox Day is and most of them loathe him? It's his.



most of the readers of Vox Popoli read it because ... they secretly loathe Vox Day?

well, i suppose that's true.

after all, there's no legitimate way that Vox could ACTUALLY be more popular than John Scalzi, self confessed rapist.



Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 29
Yes, Vox Day supporters, tell me again how Communism is the most repressive form of government. #OperationCondor



total thought to have died because of Operation Condor, across the entirety of South America?

~60,000

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Condor
"Some estimates are that at least 60,000 deaths can be attributed to Condor,[4][5] and possibly more."


so, let's just round up to 100k, just so's we can give this idiot every benefit.

how many people did just a single communist organization ( there were many ) in a single South American country ( Peru ) murder?

~30,000.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Path

and here's the critical point, that's without even achieving ruling power over the country!

to get the body counts that Atheist Marxist Humanists REALLY aspire to, you have to give them unfettered access and control. that's when you get the killing fields of Cambodia ( 25% of the country's population, some 2 million people ) or the 10s of millions body counts of Russia and China.

and against this bloodbath numbering well nigh 100 million all told across the planet, Phil compares ... 60,000?

so be it, Phil.

you have chosen the greater evil, and everyone KNOWS you have chosen the greater evil.

Blogger Danby September 01, 2015 9:21 PM  

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 29
Yes, Vox Day supporters, tell me again how Communism is the most repressive form of government. #OperationCondor


If you had sendt that tweet in ANY socialist paradise aobut ANY government-sponsored action, you would either be siliently disappeared, or you would be made an example off. Either way, you're dead, probably after extreme agony. That's what repression is, asshat.

Blogger David-093 September 01, 2015 9:26 PM  

"2 x 2 == 4"

An infinite supply of numbers and that's the number you go with...

Blogger Were-Puppy September 01, 2015 9:32 PM  

@37 buzzcut #207
Does that graphic have a chin butt?
--------------

I think it's a play on this classic:
https://youtu.be/aoETopg_bWg

Blogger SirThermite (VFM #0025) September 01, 2015 9:41 PM  

Bought it, read it, couldn't put it down. If you were a Chapter 5, My Love, you'd be the most efficient eviscerater

Blogger Nate September 01, 2015 9:59 PM  

oh shit... they just snuck in a new dedication. I am amused.

Blogger Civis Silas September 01, 2015 10:00 PM  

@123
But if there's one website in the world where everyone there knows exactly who Vox Day is and most of them loathe him? It's his.

What.

Blogger Harsh September 01, 2015 10:03 PM  

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 29
People who say Communism is the most oppressive form of government ever should be drugged and shoved out of planes over the Atlantic Ocean.


It's pretty obvious that Phil is quite close to experiencing a psychotic break.

Blogger Were-Puppy September 01, 2015 10:16 PM  

He kind of reminds me of Ivan Koloff. No offense Ivan.

Blogger Sherwood family September 01, 2015 10:25 PM  

Holy smokes! This thing just keeps getting better. Much more of this and Scalzi will have to get a new identity and move away from that beautiful lawn of his to some place more discreet.

Blogger ScottD September 01, 2015 10:26 PM  

Sandifer today, in response to evidence that a well known SJW previously admitted to being a paedophile:

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Making the minute complexities of a trans woman’s relationship with the idea of childhood an excuse for a hate mob is pure sadism.

Blogger ScottD September 01, 2015 10:29 PM  

Should have included these from Phil as well:

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Also, for the record, the modern notion of childhood was invented by the Victorians, and like everything else they invented, was a fetish.


Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Also for the record, lots of trans people have really complex and fraught relationships to childhood, what with missing theirs and all.

Blogger Civis Silas September 01, 2015 10:42 PM  

@143
@144
https://archive.is/UCXzH
Have fun.

Anonymous Jack Amok September 01, 2015 11:07 PM  

Have a free picture from Sasquan on me.

So, that's who sang the closing aria then.

Blogger Harsh September 01, 2015 11:20 PM  

https://archive.is/UCXzH

I'm sorry but Phil truly looks like a child molester.

Anonymous FP September 01, 2015 11:30 PM  

Heh, from a review: "Do you even up twinkle bro?"

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Also for the record, lots of trans people have really complex and fraught relationships to childhood, what with missing theirs and all.

Yes, because no one else had tough childhoods at all. Just the trannies.

Anonymous FP September 01, 2015 11:46 PM  

"Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 29
People who say Communism is the most oppressive form of government ever should be drugged and shoved out of planes over the Atlantic Ocean."

From his twitter bio: "Anarchic postmodern Marxist occultist, but the nice sort."

Blogger SciVo September 02, 2015 12:16 AM  

@ VD: "See, this is the sort of thing that makes me think, you know, I really love my readers."

Okay, I think I sense some sarcasm, but to be clear I was being sarcastic too. Not only would I not want to make money off their foolishness, I honestly hope I'm wrong.

But dolphins are the rapey bullies of the sea, so... yeah. That would not be a bad bet.

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 02, 2015 12:19 AM  

@140. Harsh

Phil Sandifer...
It's pretty obvious that Phil is quite close to experiencing a psychotic break.


I was thinking that too, for real. Notice the high ratio of swear words.


@144. ScottD
Should have included these from Phil as well:

"Also, for the record, the modern notion of childhood was invented by the Victorians, and like everything else they invented, was a fetish."


Had to cut it down for brevity. Where to stop with this one? There another set of tweets a few weeks ago where he is claiming to have sicced the Canadian SJWs onto Roosh by doing some sort of magical occult ritual.


@133. bob k. mando

most of the readers of Vox Popoli read it because ... they secretly loathe Vox Day?

Mr. Day appears to be having the time of his life. I'm just here for the contact high.

Blogger Daniel September 02, 2015 12:39 AM  

@124. Looks like Vox is living in Phil's head rent free.

I'd hate to meet that landlord. He probably wears John Wayne Gacy's skull on his dick. Backwards.

Anonymous The other robot September 02, 2015 12:49 AM  

At least Phil doesn't have to worry about racism in the porn industry.

Blogger automatthew September 02, 2015 1:04 AM  

It's pretty obvious that Phil is quite close to experiencing a psychotic break

He's one rejection away from Photoshopping his own head upside down.

Blogger Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 September 02, 2015 1:09 AM  

"This book is as good as Red Shirts"

Blogger Groot September 02, 2015 1:21 AM  

@Steve, the Moonlighting Ninja of Retinal Damage:

Suffer!

Anonymous Supernaut September 02, 2015 1:26 AM  

I couldn't resist. Either it's Steve pretending to be Nate...

....or it's really Nate and his obsession with ellipses festooned prose is the dead give away.

In either case, I can't stop laughing.

I once read some SJWs idiotic parody entitled something like "I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass" or something equally vulgar. It was really not funny at all.

But this book? Holy shit!

My favorite part was Chapter 5....

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 02, 2015 1:27 AM  

This:

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 30
But ultimately, the project of my generation is to build the smoldering wreckage out of which the radically new will emerge.

+

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 28
FYI, we are the cause of an ongoing mass extinction & the assumption that humanity and civilization are worthwhile is probably unwarranted.

Occult Marxism, nihilism, hatred of all mankind, order out of chaos. What more could his programmers desire?

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 02, 2015 1:36 AM  

@156. Groot

Bottom of 1st page, two people wearing tee shirts that read "I LIKE STORIES IN WHICH ALL THE MEN ARE DEAD."

Blogger Daniel September 02, 2015 2:54 AM  

How did I miss this epic article at io9 by John Scalzi, giving grandfatherly advice to young men thinking it is edgy to write a about rape?

I wonder what his pal G.RapeRapeMmmm had to say about it...

Blogger Shimshon September 02, 2015 3:03 AM  

I am unable to buy this for some reason. I get stuck on the one-click confirmation page.

Blogger JP September 02, 2015 3:49 AM  

Remember that you can "give this as a gift" on amazon.

Blogger Civis Silas September 02, 2015 4:53 AM  

@157
What more could his programmers desire?

Of course, you mean aside from a trustworthy face.

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 02, 2015 4:54 AM  

Most Vile, please help. I'm not quite sure who the characters are.

Chap. xxv.: HOW SIMPLICISSIMUS WAS TRANSFORMED FROM A BOY INTO A GIRL AND FELL INTO DIVERS ADVENTURES OF LOVE

I took a disgust at the whole camp before Magdeburg, which otherwise I had been wont to call a town of flax and straw with earthen walls. For now I was as tired of mine office of a fool as I had had to eat it up with iron spoons: this only I was resolved on: to suffer no man to fool me more, but to be rid of my jester's garb should it cost me life and limb. And that design I carried out but scurvily, for otherwise I had no opportunity.

[Sidebar- As a direct descent of several of the Mayors of Magdeburg, I can attest that xe/xer's description of my ancestral city is most oafish and libelous. Typical SJW. The city was actually built of marble and alabaster, and paved with gold.]

...I stole away, and searched to find some old peasant's clothing for which I could exchange my fool's cap: yet I found not what I desired but must be content with John's dress: that I put on, seeing myself alone, and threw mine own away into a corner, imagining now nothing else but that I was delivered from all mine afflictions. In this dress I went to Sasquan, where were certain Tor employees, and made such mincing steps as perhaps Achilles did when his mother brought him disguised as a maiden to consort with Lycomedes his daughter: yet was I hardly outside the con when some minions caught sight of me, and taught me to run faster: for when they cried "Halt, halt;" I ran the quicker, and before they could overtake me I came to the said Macmillan's ladies, and falling on my knees before them, besought them, in the name of all womanly honour and virtue, they should protect me from those vile, faceless rascals. And this my prayer not only found a good reception, but I was hired by the wife of a captain of Tor, whom I served...

The captain's wife was no baby, but yet lardly, and came so to dote on my smooth face and bald spot that at length, after long trouble and vain circumlocutions, she gave me to understand in all too plain Narrative where the shoe pinched. But at that time I was far too conscientious, and pretended I understood not, nor would I show any outward indication by which any tranny might judge me to be aught but a virtuous maiden... she dressed me up like a French doll, and that did but fan the fire wherewith all three were a-burning: yea, and it waxed so that Alexandra begged of me that which I could not grant to xhee, and that which I refused to the lady, though with all manner of courtesy. At last Patrick, or maybe John, determined to take an opportunity to get by force from me that which 'twas impossible he should have...


Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 02, 2015 5:08 AM  

@156. Groot

@Steve, the Moonlighting Ninja of Retinal Damage:

I am become Stevil, Destroyer of Retinae.

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 02, 2015 5:39 AM  

@162. Civis Silas

@157
"What more could his programmers desire?"

Of course, you mean aside from a trustworthy face.

Hey, not everyone can be Hillary.

OpenID basementhomebrewer September 02, 2015 7:16 AM  

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 30
But ultimately, the project of my generation is to build the smoldering wreckage out of which the radically new will emerge.

This "man" wants to create chaos and looks to be in the shape he is in? I am guessing he doesn't even own a gun. How foolish can one be to want to create a flaming wreckage of society and not be prepared to handle what he seeks to create?

Anonymous Zippy September 02, 2015 7:34 AM  

Scott D #143, sorry I have trouble keeping up with all this buzz over the intertubes, plus I loathe twitter.

Can you provide background? Who is the SJW who just admitted to being a pedophile? And is Sandifer saying that's OK because he/she/it is a "transwoman"?

Huh?

Blogger Danby September 02, 2015 7:54 AM  

@167 Zippy
Can you provide background? Who is the SJW who just admitted to being a pedophile? And is Sandifer saying that's OK because he/she/it is a "transwoman"?

The freak in question is named Nick Nyberg, but goes by Sarah Butts (srhbutts) on line. He still has his junk, but grew a pair of tits with the aid of hormones.

He has admitted on multiple occasions (though not recently) being attracted to children and called himself a pedophile, although he has not actually admitted raping any children.

And yes, Sandifer is saying that it's okay for Trannies to be pedos.

Personally, I think ol' Phil is about two internet arguments away from either buying a windowless van and painting "Free Candy!" on the side, or taking a saw to his dick. One or the other.

Blogger Harsh September 02, 2015 7:59 AM  

Personally, I think ol' Phil is about two internet arguments away from either buying a windowless van and painting "Free Candy!" on the side, or taking a saw to his dick. One or the other.

Dude's got "registered sex offender" written all over his face.

Blogger Cail Corishev September 02, 2015 8:04 AM  

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer 7h7 hours ago
Making the minute complexities of a trans woman’s relationship with the idea of childhood an excuse for a hate mob is pure sadism.


Phil, sometimes "agree and amplify" isn't the best strategy.

Blogger Cail Corishev September 02, 2015 8:11 AM  

I've decided Phil is trying to prevent anyone from doing a parody of him, by beating them to the punch. After all, if you were to create the Twitter account @PhatPedoPhil, what could you say that would be worse than what he's already said?

He may have gotten the idea from watching Donald Trump, in which case: Phil, you're doing it wrong.

Blogger borderwalker September 02, 2015 9:06 AM  

@74: "...punching back squared...

Oh, I am so borrowing that. (With attribution, of course.)

Thanks!

Blogger borderwalker September 02, 2015 9:15 AM  

@151: "...another set of tweets a few weeks ago where he is claiming to have sicced the Canadian SJWs onto Roosh by doing some sort of magical occult ritual..."

Oh, immortal gods, I can't stop laughing. Really? Please link. Thanks!

Blogger borderwalker September 02, 2015 9:34 AM  

@166: "...How foolish ... to create a flaming wreckage of society and not be prepared to handle [it]?

I've encountered the type many times. I think Heinlein used the term "parlor pink".

To paraphrase David Sedaris, people like Dr. Sandifer are deeply convinced that, come the Revolution, they'll be sitting around at Party Headquarters with a clipboard, deciding what everyone else will do.

Blogger Were-Puppy September 02, 2015 10:21 AM  

Ok, apparently there will need to be a sequel.

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/im-pansexual--here-are-the-five-biggest-misconceptions-about-my-sexuality-10480878.html?icn=puff-9

Blogger Lucas September 02, 2015 2:04 PM  

hahahaha

Anonymous Forrest Bishop VFM #0167 September 02, 2015 2:25 PM  

@173. borderwalker

@151: "...another set of tweets a few weeks ago where he is claiming to have sicced the Canadian SJWs onto Roosh by doing some sort of magical occult ritual..."

Oh, immortal gods, I can't stop laughing. Really? Please link. Thanks!

Could not locate that so I have to retract the claim. However-


Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 3
The magickal destruction of #gamergate draws closer: http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/08/the-bloody-pantomime-in-which-you-have.html …

Phil Sandifer ‏@PhilSandifer Aug 3
In about fifteen minutes, my magical ritual to destroy Gamergate resumes.

The magical/magickal destruction ritual may only refer to the powerful, written word of Wizard Phil, I dunno. This might be the secret key to his master plan to destroy Western civilization.

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Oh Hell, I am practically ready to keel over out of breath laughing at that one!!

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