Vox Popoli: A Super Trumpsday miracle

Durandel Almiras March 01, 2016 9:37 AM: "Mario is gay"

Hahaha. If I were Trump, and this announcement was legit, I'd bring Cruz on board just for making that statement in public.
Student in Blue March 01, 2016 9:39 AM: We must immediately cold-call known Cruz supporters and let them know about this stunning development!

(O Iowa...)
Lobo Util March 01, 2016 9:42 AM: If Mario had only come out of the closet a month ago, he might have won NH and SC.
Sir Thermite March 01, 2016 9:51 AM: Hahahah! That's a shiv (or a scalpel?) Dr. Carson could appreciate.
Stg58/Animal Mother March 01, 2016 9:58 AM: How do they photoshop a tweet?
Sean March 01, 2016 10:01 AM: Have a question regarding a trump presidency. Vox talks about embracing nationalism to keep the ultra nationalists at bay. I'm assuming that Trump is the embodiment of the beginning of he nationolist movement in the US. If he wins the presidency but does not govern as a nationalist, will the ultra nationolist reflex be even stronger than if the cucks win now?
Student in Blue March 01, 2016 10:07 AM: How do they photoshop a tweet?

...with Photoshop. It's really not that hard.

There's also a ton of fake tweet webpages that you can google.
VD March 01, 2016 10:08 AM: If he wins the presidency but does not govern as a nationalist, will the ultra nationolist reflex be even stronger than if the cucks win now?

Yes. Without question.
CarpeOro March 01, 2016 10:12 AM: VD wrote:If he wins the presidency but does not govern as a nationalist, will the ultra nationolist reflex be even stronger than if the cucks win now?

Yes. Without question.

Agreed. Think of Trump as a safety valve. If he doesn't bleed off enough nationalist pressure it will reach the critical point.
George of the Jungle March 01, 2016 10:14 AM: Feeling kind of twitchy? Run-down? Filled with a vague unease? Are you prone to lash out unexpectedly at someone if they don't support your non-Trumpian candidate?
You may have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

There is no known cure. Given time, your system must learn to deal with TDS by itself. However, to promote healing, the best thing you can do is leave the country permanently. Of course, always check with your doctor first, and make appointments for regular checkups.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Trump for President Committee.
BGKB March 01, 2016 10:16 AM: Are we sure this is fake, Ben Carson said the same thing in Iowa.

If he wins the presidency but does not govern as a nationalist, will the ultra nationolist reflex be even stronger than if the cucks win now?

Before a Hitler there will be always be a Pim Fortuyn.

OT: Did you see jewish groups want Bern to advertise his jewishness to be the first jew president? That will go over really well with blacks who know who owned the slave boats
M.S. March 01, 2016 10:37 AM: Mario is gay? Figures, with that mustache and all. But wait, if he's gay why does he keep rescuing Princess Peach? Maybe he's actually pursuing Bowser...
A Visitor March 01, 2016 10:40 AM: I spoke with a friend's brother-in-law who I worked with at a US Embassy years ago last night. He, although not an American citizen, fully backs Trump due to his business acumen. He even admits that (and he's a "Latino", I hate that term) there are many bad people coming across our southern border and that Trump is right to want to limit immigration. Tuesday is going to be YUGE!!!!!!!!!
SciVo March 01, 2016 10:43 AM: Sean wrote:Have a question regarding a trump presidency. Vox talks about embracing nationalism to keep the ultra nationalists at bay. I'm assuming that Trump is the embodiment of the beginning of he nationolist movement in the US. If he wins the presidency but does not govern as a nationalist, will the ultra nationolist reflex be even stronger than if the cucks win now?

I respectfully disagree with our amusingly named Voice of the Day and Seize the Gold. At this point, after having nearly gotten someone in office who would do things halfway right, I would buy a squirrel rifle.

Getting things wrong is expected. Getting the wrong thing in is infuriating.
anonymos-coward March 01, 2016 10:47 AM: How do they photoshop a tweet?

Right click, hit "Inspect Element", double click on the text, type your bullshit and hit enter.

(And no, you don't even need Photoshop.)
genericviews March 01, 2016 10:57 AM: If you can't trust Twitter as an authoritative source of political information, who can you trust?
Nate March 01, 2016 11:09 AM: dude... that is absolutely hilarious. And if he had done such a thing... practically every trump supporter would have instantly forgotten about Goldman Sachs and started talking about him for VP.
Tiny Duck March 01, 2016 11:10 AM: No person who is a Christina can vote for Trump and be sincere in their faith

https://maxlucado.com/decency-for-president/
Nate March 01, 2016 11:14 AM: "If he wins the presidency but does not govern as a nationalist, will the ultra nationolist reflex be even stronger than if the cucks win now?"

absolultely.

And if like me you see this as the most likely scenario, you realize why this choice is more complicated than Vox makes it appear.
Alexander March 01, 2016 11:14 AM: I am not a Christina. Whew!

Cucks are all all "you can't KNOW their heart!" and "Christians shouldn't judge because first stones!"

But now it's totes YOU CANT BE A CHRISTIAN IF U LIEK TRUMP. VOTE THE BABY CHOPPING DEMOGRAPHIC REPLACERS INSTEAD!!!!
Blackburn #0040 March 01, 2016 11:15 AM: With Trump taking to calling him little Marco Rubio, I'm thinking micro rubio is better, or maybe micro roboto.
Josh March 01, 2016 11:17 AM: No person who is a Christina can vote for Trump and be sincere in their faith

No person who has never asked God for forgiveness and calls themselves a Christian can be sincere in their faith.
sigbouncer March 01, 2016 11:18 AM: But Ted Cruz is a well known liar. Can we really trust him when he says Marco is gay?
W.LindsayWheeler March 01, 2016 11:18 AM: Remember neither Cruz nor Rubio are Natural Born Citizens. They have no business running. Here are the list of articles detailing that affect:

John Roland at Constitution.org society
Natural Born citizen requires soil and citizen parents; Neither McCain, Obama, nor Cruz are natural born citizens

Examiner, Cruz not citizen at birth.

Dr. Swier Ted Cruz is not even a legal US Citizen at all

Selwyn Duke, Lawyer, philosopher & logician. Strict constructionist of the U.S. Constitution.
Natural Born Citizen clause explained; Neither Cruz nor Rubio are Natural Born citizens

JB Williams
Cruz is not a legal US Citizen

Leo Donofrio, Esq.
The Dirty Little Secret of the Natural Born Citizen Clause revealed i.e. you need Citizen parents!

The Republican Party has never been about the Rule of Law: Barry Goldwater, George Romney, McCain, Obama, Cruz nor Rubio are natural born citizens, yet the Repuke party doesn't care.
Feather Blade March 01, 2016 11:19 AM: @18 Typo aside,that's a big claim, Duckling.

Got anything to back it up?
Ulmer Miller March 01, 2016 11:21 AM: @21 - Here's one I like (for what it's worth)--Narco Lubio
BGKB March 01, 2016 11:25 AM: No person who is a Christina can vote for Trump and be sincere in their faith

I am not a Christina or a Latrina but I am sure many such named people will vote for TRUMP. Shitivous Cook might even vote for TRUMP as it would mean less HISpanic gang bangers.
Nate March 01, 2016 11:35 AM: My opinions on Trump are well established... but statements like "You can't be Christian and vote for Trump" make me want to go vote for Trump to say Fuck You.
Eric the Red March 01, 2016 11:36 AM: @18:
Christianity (or if you prefer, Christina-anity, whoever she is) is not about being nice, it's about being good.

You churchians will forever be confusing the two, and then trying to scold the rest of us. What you will never admit is that we are in a war, it's been going on a long time, and we're losing badly. During WWII, would you have rather had Patton in charge of the Third Army, or instead some nice-guy chaplain?

You and those like you reek of unearned sanctimony. Time for some true prayerful introspection, not that I expect it will do you any good.
sigbouncer March 01, 2016 11:44 AM: "My opinions on Trump are well established... but statements like "You can't be Christian and vote for Trump" make me want to go vote for Trump to say Fuck You."

Do it Nate. Show that bastard. It's just a one time vote for the Yank.

Btw, I noticed your boy Henry is rising up the boards after his combine performance.
Sick Duck March 01, 2016 11:49 AM: John Oliver lays the smackdown on Trump (or should we say Drumpf?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ

How can anyone with a brain vote for this loser?
BluePony March 01, 2016 11:50 AM: "But wait, if he's gay why does he keep rescuing Princess Peach?"

Peach is trans.
tz March 01, 2016 11:50 AM: OT, BillO gets cucked http://thefreethoughtproject.com/bill-oreilly-loses-custody-kids-allegedly-assaulting-mother/
Hrw-500 March 01, 2016 11:57 AM: @1 Durandel Almiras

And by a strange coincidence, Infowars report something from Rubio's closet. http://www.infowars.com/cover-up-rubio-establishment-try-to-bury-rubios-gay-past-reports/
kfg March 01, 2016 11:59 AM: A Glock, and endorsement for Trump (however left handed), next thing you know Nate will be going around claiming that they offered Riker his own ship.
tz March 01, 2016 12:00 PM: So we have a bunch of Christian Cuckservatives who did nothing to stop the erosion for Decades! and a TV Comic that isn't making a point saying nasty things about Trump.
They aren't offering any viable alternative.
They claim that he's lying and the USA will be like all those incomplete eyesore hotels and golf courses Trump failed on ... Oh, wait.
Viidad March 01, 2016 12:03 PM: Max Lucado is the quintessential cucked churchian.
Laz March 01, 2016 12:05 PM: @31. Sick Dick

How could anyone with a brain not vote for him when every other candidate wants to redistribute your wealth and commit genocide on themselves?
Ellimist March 01, 2016 12:06 PM: John Oliver lays the smackdown on Trump (or should we say Drumpf?)

How can anyone with a brain vote for this loser?

Yeah, I don't get it either.

I could never vote for Oliver.
Laz March 01, 2016 12:08 PM: Riker got his own command like 15 years ago.
dc.sunsets March 01, 2016 12:10 PM: but statements like "You can't be Christian and vote for Trump" make me want to go vote for Trump to say Fuck You.

Give us the rest of the list, Nate.
Turd Burglestein March 01, 2016 12:18 PM: Sounds like something a Tiny Dick would agree with.
Snidely Whiplash March 01, 2016 12:19 PM: Tiny Duck wrote:No person who is a Christina can vote for Trump and be sincere in their faith
A vote is not an endorsement of the candidate's theology. It is a practical expression of prudential judgement. "What is best for the country at this time, from the choices offered."

Sometimes that is no vote at all.
Sometimes it is a vote for a Christian.
Sometimes it is a vote against a Christian, as a vote in 1980 against Jimmeh Carter.

And once in a while, it is a wild swing, in the dark, in the back of a moving truck, loaded with TNT, while drunk, because the country is literally teetering on the edge of the abyss, and the Hail Mary is the only play you have.
Nick S March 01, 2016 12:23 PM: Remember neither Cruz nor Rubio are Natural Born Citizens.

I would love to see this issue pressed now. If Trump is the nominee, it probably never will be.
tz March 01, 2016 12:39 PM: But Trump will get rid of the Koch suckers.
AmStrat March 01, 2016 12:42 PM: ""How can anyone with a brain vote for this loser?"

Yeah, I don't get it either.

I could never vote for Oliver."

Beat me to it.
Viidad March 01, 2016 12:43 PM: If Vlad Tepes was running, I'd vote for him.

Since he's gone, I guess it's Trump.
CM March 01, 2016 12:47 PM: Stop speaking for Christinas.

Vote4Trump
SS March 01, 2016 12:48 PM: I don't know that many people named Christina but I doubt the number can be too high. I'm sure they'll figure out a way to get by
Skylark Thibedeau March 01, 2016 1:07 PM: Will the GOP break off like the Democrats from Steve Douglas in 1860? Will Bernites go third party too so that there is a replay of 1860? All this has happened before and will happen again
weka March 01, 2016 1:34 PM: You may have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

There is no known cure. Given time, your system must learn to deal with TDS by itself. However, to promote healing, the best thing you can do is leave the country permanently.

Please no. Deal with your own Social Justice Wounded. They tend to come to my nation, thinking it is middle-earth, and because we speak and spell English correctly we are American and they can tell us, as new immigrants what to do.

Some of the more noxious join the Green Party and get into parliament. (New Zealand does not have a "natural born" qualifier). They are taking a social democracy that works because of the New Zealand character and making it converge with Democratic dysfunction.

Ruining my nation. We have too many Septics (Septic Tank == Yank). Unless they are prepared to swear fealty to Queen and Empire and Church, may they stay well away.

It's nothing personal. I feel the same about Corbyn, Oliver, and whiny Poms. Traditionally, we beat the crap out them until they gained some sense. But that is another healthy tradition that is now dead.
elmer t. jones March 01, 2016 1:47 PM: "How do they photoshop a tweet?"

I am busy developing my actual working website so can't contribute to the hilarious and competitive meme art community right now. But one can use Gimp and Open Office Draw for that. Gimp is somewhat less user-friendly than Photoshop but it's free and works under Windows and Linus. Same for Open Office Draw (vs Illustrator). Though my son laughed at my business card and said it looked like I did it in Paint. Export from Draw as a .bmp or .pdf to get highest resolution.

google("Gimp foreground select") to find a tutorial on how to clip pieces of images and reposition. Bring it into Draw and add funny text.

The pros know how it works.
elmer t. jones March 01, 2016 2:00 PM: So I googled("John Oliver lays the smackdown on Trump (or should we say Drumpf?)" and found many websites claiming the manly English fellow Oliver has taken on, annihilated, skewered, destroyed, slammed, demolished, taken down, called out, re-branded, brutalized, ripped, and punctured Donald Trump for his alleged racism.
Vlad Tepes March 01, 2016 2:05 PM: @47

I know what's at stake. As such, I will implement a 'one-strike' immigration policy that I will guarantee will result in no repeat offenders.

#MakeWallachiaGreatAgain
Randomatos March 01, 2016 2:20 PM: Nate wrote:My opinions on Trump are well established... but statements like "You can't be Christian and vote for Trump" make me want to go vote for Trump to say Fuck You.

Viidad wrote:If Vlad Tepes was running, I'd vote for him.

Since he's gone, I guess it's Trump.

A-freaking-Men!
CarpeOro March 01, 2016 2:31 PM: Vlad Tepes wrote:@47

I know what's at stake. As such, I will implement a 'one-strike' immigration policy that I will guarantee will result in no repeat offenders.

#MakeWallachiaGreatAgain

Stake. Nicely done.
CarpeOro March 01, 2016 2:41 PM: SciVo wrote:Sean wrote:Have a question regarding a trump presidency. Vox talks about embracing nationalism to keep the ultra nationalists at bay. I'm assuming that Trump is the embodiment of the beginning of he nationolist movement in the US. If he wins the presidency but does not govern as a nationalist, will the ultra nationolist reflex be even stronger than if the cucks win now?

I respectfully disagree with our amusingly named Voice of the Day and Seize the Gold. At this point, after having nearly gotten someone in office who would do things halfway right, I would buy a squirrel rifle.

Getting things wrong is expected. Getting the wrong thing in is infuriating.

Reread my statement "If he doesn't bleed off enough nationalist pressure it will reach the critical point." The implication is that there is a level of getting it correct that would pass muster, and it also implies that there is a point where it won't be enough. Not that different from your statement. I have little trust in Trump to do what he says. I have more trust in the others to do what they said at the start of the campaign - almost none of which is in my or the nation's interest.
A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents March 01, 2016 3:28 PM: Vlad Tepes
I know what's at stake. As such, I will implement a 'one-strike' immigration policy that I will guarantee will result in no repeat offenders.

About time someone got the point.
Old Racist Bosoms of Crackpottery March 01, 2016 3:38 PM: Viidad wrote:Max Lucado is the quintessential cucked churchian.

Truth.
Old Racist Bosoms of Crackpottery March 01, 2016 3:40 PM: Christina
Were-Puppy March 01, 2016 3:47 PM: Wish there was a Tweet from Nikki Hair saying "Please do the needful and vote for Narco Lubio"
Brick Hardslab March 01, 2016 3:51 PM: No I guess I'm not a good Christina.
Were-Puppy March 01, 2016 3:54 PM: @24 W.LindsayWheeler

Thanks for the links. It's a weaker globalist strain that thinks you can be a fresh off the boat anchor baby and be a natural born citizen.
Eric Castle March 01, 2016 4:04 PM: @18 Max Lucado? Sigh. No one who holds so little regard for what the New Testament actually teaches concerning...well practically everything can be an evangelist (or at least a truth-speaking one).

@37 He is the epitome of churchian indeed. All he is known for is mushy story telling, no serious exposition or exegesis. It was a joyful day when his congregation stopped pretending they were in any way serious and changed their name.
Sean Carnegie March 01, 2016 4:25 PM: @18 No person who is a Christina can vote for Trump and be sincere in their faith

And you're quoting Max "I Put Out A Book A Week" Lucado as the Christian viewpoint??

Man, exercise some discernment.
BGKB March 01, 2016 4:44 PM: I had a nightmare Bernie Sanders passed away Bern in hell.

I know how 10 people have voted in my state so far and all 6 are in for Marco RU BI ()

I still have to see if Biden runs to see if I will go on TV saying I was a former lover of RU BI or Biden's good/dead son.

every Democratic candidate since Dukakis has been endorsed by the Communist Party USA

I am not sure if Satanist actually endorsed Bernie, but they have to have a preference.

idiotic Sanders supporters:...(Man, I hope they aren't fake

Actually blaming blacks for not supporting Bern, someone tell them who owned the slave boats.
JimR March 01, 2016 4:47 PM: A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents wrote:Vlad Tepes

I know what's at stake. As such, I will implement a 'one-strike' immigration policy that I will guarantee will result in no repeat offenders.

About time someone got the point.

Time to hammer it home.
1337kestrel March 01, 2016 4:59 PM: Mario is gay

Please do not do that
Student in Blue March 01, 2016 5:14 PM: @67. JimR
Time to hammer it home.
In terms of thread winner... these posters nailed it.
Mr. Rational March 01, 2016 6:01 PM: weka wrote:We have too many Septics (Septic Tank == Yank).
I didn't know Kiwis did Cockney rhyming slang. One more fun fact, TNX.

these posters nailed it.
Spit right in the opposition's eye.
Aeoli Pera March 01, 2016 8:13 PM: Tiny Duck wrote:No person who is a Christina can vote for Trump and be sincere in their faith

https://maxlucado.com/decency-for-president/

I've never laughed so hard, but I'm pretty sure that article was super serial.
Aeoli Pera March 01, 2016 8:17 PM: From reading the comments here, it looks like this Lucado fellow is a known luminary of Poe's Law.
Aeoli Pera March 01, 2016 8:19 PM: Old Racist Bosoms of Crackpottery wrote:Christina

Thread winner. Blog winner.

Everyone should aspire to be a beautiful ginger.
EH March 02, 2016 1:02 AM: Latest locked-in delegate update @ 1AM EST:
Trump - 274
Cruz- 149
Rubio - 82
Ricardo March 04, 2016 2:21 PM: Pictures of Marco Rubio's homosexual past:

http://www.infowars.com/report-rubio-very-extroverted-homosexual-during-college-years/

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