Rabid Puppies 2016: Best Novelette
The preliminary recommendations for the Best Novelette category.
Let's face it, there are just three words to describe the only event that might happen in 2016 that I can imagine would be more spectacularly awesome than "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" winning a Hugo Award this year, and those three words are "President-elect Donald Trump".
Other 2016 Hugo categories
- "Flashpoint: Titan", Kai Wai Cheah
- "Folding Beijing", Hao Jingfang
- "What Price Humanity?", David VanDyke
- "Space Raptor Butt Invasion", Chuck Tingle
- "Obits", Stephen King
Let's face it, there are just three words to describe the only event that might happen in 2016 that I can imagine would be more spectacularly awesome than "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" winning a Hugo Award this year, and those three words are "President-elect Donald Trump".
Other 2016 Hugo categories
- Best Short Story
- Best Related Work
- Best Graphic Story
- Best Editor, Short Form
- Best Editor, Long Form
- Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form
- Best Semiprozine
- Best Fanzine
- Best Fancast
- Best Fan Writer
- Best Fan Artist
- Best New Writer
Labels: Hugo Award, Puppies
72 Comments:
Personally, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass, was Chuck Tingle's best erotica, eh scifi novel and is much better than gay sex with raptors, because eww.
I am so happy I have a voting membership.
You have my wholehearted support for Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
It could be more perfect. For example, if only Chuck Tingle's first name was Richard.
trololololololol
That's almost NSFW. Please tell me that the Best Novel category has a suggestion comparable to SRBI.
oh my God... The cover..... the cover...
http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ
More from Chuck Tingle: Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay: Eight Tales Of Hot Food And Beverage Love
Nate, I think Monty Python put it best:
I warned ye, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, ye knew, didn't ye? Oh, it's just a harmless little Hugo-eligible SF book, isn't it?
"Space Raptor Butt Invasion"
Interesting visual....and now it's stuck in my head.
Since I keep coming back it's my own damn fault.....
Why no Carlton Mellick III? The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz is an instant classic.
Best related work, 2017: Queers Dig Space Raptor Butt Invasions
It's not even close to eligible. It was published in 2009, not 2015. Do you even? Because I can't.
Best related work, 2017: Queers Dig Space Raptor Butt Invasions
Can confirm.
"Since I keep coming back it's my own damn fault....."
dramatic presentation.... long form.
Student in Blue wrote:You have my wholehearted support for Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
Yes, a most appropriate choice, one I think Scalzi, GRRM, and Gerrold will wholeassedly back. And we know Chuck Tingle can't be one of their pen names either- the writing is too creative, too original. Just imagine how it will look with an Official Gerrold Asterisk on it.
I know, its just I couldn't help mentioning it once i saw it.
13. VD March 10, 2016 9:09 AM
Can confirm.
better you than me.
are you delegating reading the gay themed / slash skiffy to Spacebunny? that would be a good reason to get married. have the little woman take care of that responsibility.
Larry was the Donald Trump of the hugos. The well intentioned Nationalist.
They rejected him.
And now they get the Ultra Nationalists. Good and hard.
For example, if only Chuck Tingle's first name was Richard.
Or Virginia.
imagine would be more spectacularly awesome than "Space Raptor Butt Invasion"
This year obese lesbian raptors of color are due to win.
oh my God... The cover..... the cover... I thought we were still joking about the Dinosaur my love hugo winner.
If Space Raptors is too short, how about this one? Size Queens in Space
A better title perhaps: "If you were a space raptor, my love"
That's a minor quibble, I'm sure it's an excellent read. I can't wait for my Hugo packet to arrive.
1.8MB for an under 40 page novelette? Does it come with a lot of pictures?
"Does it come with a lot of pictures?"
I don't know... but I am certain it qualifies as a... ahem.... Graphic... novel.
Somebody purchased Buttageddon AND Enter the Wu-Tang. Vinyl.
Protect ya tingle.
Literally crying here at my desk from trying to keep from laughing.
Homo dino sex fantasies... the bitches set us up for this with their bestiality novels.
Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay: Eight Tales Of Hot Food And Beverage Love
"RAVAGED BY KEILBASA, MY LOVE."
I'm scared to click on those reviews to see if any actually have verified purchases... I don't want to live in a world where humans pay for that stuff.
Coffee cups?! Come on....You guys help me find the most odd things. And this is internet, but this blog can lead me to a new strange link any given day. I must watch what link I click here.
Tingle's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.
That's a triple redundancy right there. It doesn't get more sporting than checkered backpacking.
Chuck Tingle's twitter feed is pretty hilarious.
"I'm scared to click on those reviews to see if any actually have verified purchases... I don't want to live in a world where humans pay for that stuff."
you know you have to be very careful with these games on the internet. I've long been attempting to falsify Internet Rule 34... which claims that anything you can imagine exists in porn form on the Internet.
my hypothesis is that if you can find Gay Midget Clown Porn you can find anything.
I have never found gay midget clown porn.
I did find something that gives me nightmares to this day though... an art film style porn video of a dude banging a midget... with a clown sitting in the corner on a wooden chair watching them.
***shudder***
and... just like that... its 9:45 am... and you all need a drink.
"I read this out loud on my birthday. Everyone got laid that night. FIVE STARS!"
All one of him.
Let's face it, there are just three words to describe the only event that might happen in 2016 that I can imagine would be more spectacularly awesome than "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" winning a Hugo Award this year, and those three words are "President-elect Donald Trump".
Holy cow; you can get both at once! http://www.amazon.com/President-Domald-Tromp-Pounds-Americas-ebook/dp/B015BH04HA
From the reviews:
"I bought this book so I could make America great again. It did not disappoint." Verified Purchase
"I was looking for a product which combines my three special interests: gay erotica, crypto-zoology and right-wing American populism. This came up. I'm impressed."
Nate, that's like trying to prove cats don't always land on their feet by duct-taping a cat to your face and swan-diving a sidewalk.
Don't do that.
He's also the "greatest author of our generation" according to his website. http://www.chucktingle.com/
How can we possibly not vote for this? Greatest author! Of our generation! And he just transitioned from being a man to a living time segment! This guy is amazing!
"Don't do that."
why not?
Nate was the midget a dude? Do they even make female midgets?
It's stuff like this that makes me glad I don't have a real job.
Nate: "I've long been attempting to falsify Internet Rule 34... which claims that anything you can imagine exists in porn form on the Internet."
That is......one hell of a hobby.....
To misquote Dr. Pournelle, thank you for doing the work so we don't have to. And back to work....
I second Nate's question. Inquiring minds want to know.
Vox, Dr. Tingle has a bunch of short stories he wrote in 2015. You sure you want to nominate only 1 and not 5? Surely "Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn" is just as worthy an entry (pun) for the great Hugo awards?
#28: "Tingle's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport."
Great. Now I'm going to have "checkers and sport" earworming me all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0p-U1LBbQ
Checkers and sport,
Checkers and sport,
Checkers and sport.
Checkers in the lightning, in the lightning! Weeeeee!
I am still having a giggle over this nomination. I really hope he takes home a HUGO.
VFM #6306 wrote:"I read this out loud on my birthday. Everyone got laid that night. FIVE STARS!"
All one of him.
He's a liar. I didn't get laid that night. The reading was flaccid and underwhelming.
Raptor---->Gay-------->Hugo-------MLP--------Nate's clown midgets------->My mind is running and it won't stop!
Good Heavens! I'm laughing my ass off here.
Well played people, well played.
Overlooked in this is Stephen King's first fiction Hugo nomination.
That means:
The Shining
The Stand
The Crate
The Long Walk
The Dead Zone
The Talisman
IT
Firestarter
...NOT ONE was nominated for a Hugo.
Stephen King wrote something great about awards awhile ago on Facebook. He wrote that once he realized that most awards were lobbying/networking things, not quality things, he didn't care to participate. "Sit at a table, get an award" was the basic gist of his complaint. As in, visit a convention, draw some attention, strategize with insiders, and get an award. It seemed like a waste of time to him, IIRC.
33. VFM #6306 March 10, 2016 10:48 AM
Nate, that's like trying to prove cats don't always land on their feet by duct-taping a cat to your face and swan-diving a sidewalk.
Don't do that.
you don't like getting a face full of pussy? then Chuck Tingle ...
just might be the author for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
@35 Why not?
Because you are going to make people think Ted Cruz backers are nightmarish psychopathic perverts who are going to kill us in our sleep using a dinosaur and butt sex.
Not that there's anything wrong with tha--no wait. There is.
Don't do that!
We are talking Hugo Awards here, not Hugo Schwyzer.
Besides, I just listed Stephen King's IT above, and nobody puts baby clowns in the corner.
I am patiently waiting for Steve (or the good Rabbi) to drop a workplace bomb in here so devastating that when you click on it, guys from the IT department run in, drag you out of your cubicle and hustle you down to the HR department for a stern talking to.
@22 Shimshon
1.8MB for an under 40 page novelette? Does it come with a lot of pictures?
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This is one of those times where I really really really hope it's not a popup book.
What no "Anne Frank Vampire"?
@29 Nate
That sounds like you've discovered Clown Cuck Pr0n
Uh-oh. I just realized that L. Ron Hubbard's The Mutineers might be eligible for a 1941 Retro Hugo...
Wonder if it is any good.
I liked the Flashpoint: Titan.
Now I'm thinking of how to make it a comedy by adding in Chimps and Midgets.
When I saw ''Space Raptor Butt Invasion'' I thought ''has to be a joke entry, no way is that real''.
Then I searched for it. Wow. It's beyond parody, complete with cheesy 'shooped ''cover''.
There's your winner!
Chuck Tingle is from Montana. so is Rabbi B.
coincidence? i think not.
http://www.amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle/e/B00SF2MTYK/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1
"That is......one hell of a hobby....."
SIR! this was no hobby. I'll have you know I had a team of employees and we billed Bellsouth for our time spend on the search.
"Nate was the midget a dude? Do they even make female midgets?"
dude was banging a chick midget. Which by the way was hilarious... until I saw the clown in the corner... then it was just... well the scariest thing ever.
FTR Rachel on her goodreads page is taking some space raptor luvvin
Chrom: "I am patiently waiting for Steve (or the good Rabbi) to drop a workplace bomb in here"
Whilst not in the same company as those august fellows, I humbly submit the following for those so brave as to click: Mega-NSFW. Seriously...Do. Not. Click.
Customers who nought this title also bought: The Haunted Vagina.
...
I'm sure they did.
in the immortal words of millennial yoda... "Even I cannot."
"Overlooked in this is Stephen King's first fiction Hugo nomination."
- Is this a nomination? I'm fuzzy on the process, never having paid much attention (until now when I woke up to this recommendation). I'm trying to figure it out from the Hugo website, but perhaps someone can give me a simple answer. What constitutes an official nomination?
Is this a nomination?
No. But due to the power of Rabid Puppies, a recommendation significantly increases one's chances of getting a nomination.
David, to be clear I meant that this would be King's 1st nomination if it gets enough nominating votes.
There are two votes to win the Hugo: those five works that get the most nominating votes make it to the final ballot.
And as the sex dinosaurs always say, "It is simply an honor to be nom nom nominated."
@6
Why, oh, why, did I follow that link?
Why isn't this in paperback? This is exactly the type of book I want to plant in coworkers bookshelves...and the title is so over the top that I am almost looking forward to the conversation with HR.
We need Some fanfic Shipping of the soon to be nominated for a Hugo Space Raptors with the Hugo winning T Rex.
Oh, Dave's already got an Assterisk for this book, trust me...
I downloaded and read Space Raptor Butt Invasion (how could I not, with a title like that!) for the princely price of £0.00 with Kindle Unlimited. It was a laugh-out-loud read and the title describes it perfectly. In fact, so impressed was I, that I followed it up with Pounded by the Gay Unicorn Football Squad (also available for £0.00 from Kindle Unlimited). The latter came with a special bonus porno about sentient gay doughnuts and 'glazing' will never mean the same again.
Damn
It's too late to add a vote for Space Raptor Butt Invasion to the Sad Puppies slate.
Skylark Thibedeau, which Hugo winning T Rex are you referring to?
Sorry Nebula winning/Hugo nominated T-rex.
Can the Space Raptor compete with the Sexual Tyrannosaurus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3rfAjpHOyI
Also, fellow Ilk, there is a T-shirt! https://teespring.com/space-raptor-butt-invasion
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