Friday, January 20, 2017

All Your Safe Space are Belong to Us

The Grand Strategicon of the Evil Legion of Evil announces the Great Triggering:
If I didn’t make it clear enough eleven days ago, Donald Trump’s re-election campaign begins now. Moreover, the SJWs, the special snowflakes, the thumb suckers of collegiate campuses, and the legion of the perpetually outraged are all going to help us get him re-elected.

For those who don’t like Donald Trump, think of it as the campaign to keep unutterably corrupt Democrats who hate you because you’re either white or an Oreo/Uncle Tom or, in any case, a doubleplusungood male, or a conservative or other than lesbian female, or at least someone who hasn’t embraced victimhood status, away from the White House silver and china. We all have a part to play in this and we can have great fun, fantastic fun, while we play our parts.

#GamerGate didn't die, it evolved and expanded. And now it is Making America Great Again.

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Blogger Student in Blue January 20, 2017 9:31 AM  

We're going to continue winning, and we're going to have great fun doing it.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan January 20, 2017 9:36 AM  

The Conservative Papas wanted to reassure the Big Momma Liberals that Radical Child could be placated and pacified.

But frack that shiz the alt-right wants to taunt the living hell out of the crackpots and let the self dis-qualify and discredit themselves.

If you ain't trolling and triggering you might just be a useless turd

Blogger Nate January 20, 2017 9:41 AM  

note... the Dread Ilk are named in the credits.

Roll Tide.

Blogger Salt January 20, 2017 9:53 AM  

One protester last night said he'd prefer Stalin. The next four years are going to be Great!

Anonymous Viking January 20, 2017 9:55 AM  

I spy a smiley and a book title at 1:12.
I call that a positive review.

Blogger Didact January 20, 2017 9:55 AM  

Just finished my first-pass bombing run. The butthurt is going to be strong today.

#AllYourBase #TheGreatTriggering #GodEmperorTrump #MAGA

Blogger Nate January 20, 2017 9:58 AM  

oh look! there's a #ThankYouObamas hashtag on twitter... yep... imma spam this video in it.

Anonymous Viking January 20, 2017 10:02 AM  

and another smiley at 2:19.

The tune is catchy too.

Blogger Salt January 20, 2017 10:07 AM  

Spammed on Twitter. Oh yeah! Twitter going to meltdown today.

Anonymous Lulabelle January 20, 2017 10:09 AM  

Greatness. Absolute greatness.

Blogger Benjamin Kraft January 20, 2017 10:18 AM  

@4. Salt, I'm sure he would love a communist *coughsocialistcough* like Stalin. Right up until it's his turn to Die For The Motherland.

Anonymous BBGKB January 20, 2017 10:19 AM  

Remember if you can't make it to a noon inauguration protest there are the wymoons casual strolls against TRUMP tomorrow. I will probably go to one with a WHITE LIVES MATTER sign with whitegirlbleedalot link listed.

Blogger Giraffe January 20, 2017 10:22 AM  

This video is awesome.

Anonymous TheSmokingMan#3424 January 20, 2017 10:27 AM  

let the mass immolation begin! #MAGA

Blogger Tom Kratman January 20, 2017 10:34 AM  

Man, what am I going to do for fun now that Trump is president and the left is on the rout? Oh, I know; I can write some more books.

Anonymous Galactic Starfleets of Deplorable Spartacus January 20, 2017 10:35 AM  

Fantastic piece of work. The writeup is better than a chain letter-

Now, leaving the vaguely King James language and imagery aside, do all this with a smile, knowing that with each passing on of one of these, a special and precious snowflake dies a little inside.

Thanks Dread, Kratman, all.

Blogger tz January 20, 2017 10:44 AM  

The media is correct that the nation is divided like 1861.
Unlike then, Trump supporters have guns and will use them. The left is not merely disarmed, but shouting "queer" causes them to shriek and google the nearest safe space.

We won't need barbed wire, just someone standing outside with mean memes, sort of like a huge bright crucifix in front of the door of a mausoleum full vampires. The triggered left is equally un-alive.

Blogger Iowahine January 20, 2017 10:47 AM  

@12. One of my pals is attending; she just as to "do something." She assured us she isn't whining, but did instruct us (of course) that, "We're not supposed to call it the Million Woman March cause we might not get a million . . ." Right.

Anonymous BBGKB January 20, 2017 10:58 AM  

One of my pals is attending; she just as to "do something." She assured us

I am going to one in my state, the link gives all of the ones outside of DC.

Blogger Salt January 20, 2017 11:09 AM  

My liberal sister is going to the DC march. I hope some BLM tells her to check her privilege.

Blogger Deplorable Gaiseric January 20, 2017 11:14 AM  

This is my new favorite song. Better even than Dicks Out for Harambe.

Blogger pyrrhus January 20, 2017 11:17 AM  

3.He can begin to identify criminal illegal immigrants, though one hopes we’ll make them serve their full sentences, that, or be put to death, before we let them go.

Prison is too expensive. Let Trump the merciful make it a lesser form of capital punishment.

Blogger Robert Divinity January 20, 2017 11:18 AM  

Fun rocks.

Anonymous ZhukovG January 20, 2017 11:20 AM  

I believe Tom Kratman should be awarded the 'Darth' title.

Blogger Lazarus January 20, 2017 11:23 AM  

pyrrhus wrote:Let Trump the merciful make it a lesser form of capital punishment.

Let them be eaten by TrigglyPuff.

Blogger SirAdam January 20, 2017 11:24 AM  

VD please make this a permanent link in the side banner.
This and the video posted from the Donald Reddit group of a 3 hr loop (?) of Dancing trump show meme wars are real.
The new president seems as if he will make things more sane, who knows, but the tears of the SJW are delicious

Blogger Timmy3 January 20, 2017 12:01 PM  

The Congressional elections in 2 years. Hope for super majority in Senate. Pray California won't keep its super majority of Democrats. Maybe if enough illegals go home.

Anonymous some dude from mtl January 20, 2017 12:03 PM

^I watched this after reading this:

It is basically the SJW antithesis of this wonderful "All Your Base" video. I highly recommend watching both, but for very different reasons.

Blogger LonestarWhacko January 20, 2017 12:06 PM  

Well, there we go! All sworn in! Great Day! All your safe space belong to, that's some serious video. Please put a permanent link on your sidebar.

I'm gonna be putting on my rubber boots....Trump will start slaughtering sacred cows in a bit.....and, man, they are bloody!

Blogger L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright January 20, 2017 12:09 PM  

John is the Grand Inquisitor of the Evil League of Evil. Not sure what Tom's title was.

Blogger L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright January 20, 2017 12:09 PM  


Darth Kratman has a ring to it.

Blogger Happy LP9 January 20, 2017 12:20 PM  

Currently listening to the POTUS TRUMP SPEECH, I am just beyond elated.

I was happy Fall especially 11/9. Ladies and gentlemen LP is over the moon ELATED 1/20, I adore, adore today, what an amazing smooth day - 'AMERICA FIRST, AMERICA FIRST.' Awesome, so awesome.

It is true we don't look to politicians for anything because we can earn our own keep, work around and work thru challenges but 8 years of Trump is The Cure to the last 8 years. I fully suggest its going to be 50 years of Trumps.

The Media, Neocons, the alt left, sjws are done, all el gone to retirement or whatever.

And your all safe spaces belong to me so move out!

OT: Single, the proposal was a problem; he's an atheist or agnostic which is untenable,unlivable to LP

I am so so happy!!

Just this morning because of Trump, job offers are rolling in so fast I have 5 to choose from, Yoga and Ballet today was manic level happy. I never saw my group being so happy, moving faster, endlessly smiling, I am thrilled.

Blogger Tom Kratman January 20, 2017 12:21 PM  

Fantastic. Trump finished his speech, shook Obama's hand, shook Biden's hand, even shook Shumer's hand...and walked right past Bill Clinton. Twice.

Blogger Tom Kratman January 20, 2017 12:22 PM  

It's Grand Strategicon, Jagi.

Anonymous ElGuapo January 20, 2017 1:25 PM  

Darth Kratman has a ring to it.

Now to see if I can get my live game show "Don't Garrote Fewer Felons Than A Faggot"

Blogger Snidely Whiplash January 20, 2017 1:31 PM  

All our country belong to us.

Blogger The Rev January 20, 2017 1:38 PM  

For the Lovers and Dreamers:

Blogger Salt January 20, 2017 1:39 PM  

Bill Kristol... un-American

Anonymous Man of the Atom January 20, 2017 2:14 PM  

Salt wrote:Bill Kristol... un-American

Wouldn't he have to identify as an American to be un-American? Oh, wait. My bad.

Blogger Were-Puppy January 20, 2017 2:36 PM  

Couldn't resist making one with Slick Willie

Blogger allyn71 January 20, 2017 2:55 PM  

It was the Trannies in the bathroom. That was the straw, once people realized that Obummer was going to allow men to walk in on their little girls in changing rooms at public and private institutions it was all over.

Blogger SteelPalm January 20, 2017 2:56 PM  

Utterly fantastic work.

This exceeded even my highest expectations. Sincere respect to Tom Kratman, Vox Day, the Dread Ilk, and all other contributors.

Anonymous WaterBoy January 20, 2017 3:06 PM  

Guess what day it is?

Blogger James Dixon January 20, 2017 4:58 PM  

> Oh, I know; I can write some more books.

About time, Slacker. :)

Anonymous Post Alley Crackpot January 20, 2017 5:09 PM  

I'm looking forward to seeing "Proud To Be Hydrox: The Original" T-shirts for all of those people who want to "own that Oreo" appellation with pride. :-)

(and for all y'all who don't get it: ... yeah, Oreos are the knock-off, Hydrox are the real deal ...)

Blogger Kristophr January 20, 2017 8:42 PM  

Sorry about jumping H-hour by half a day. I wasn't aware you had a release time planned.

Got the vid from Declination's site, and posted it a bit early on gab.

Blogger Thucydides January 20, 2017 9:51 PM  

Two ideas to run with:

Red Votes Matter

Boycott Blue

Go with it!

Blogger USSHelm January 20, 2017 11:56 PM  

It made an appearance at Louisiana Tech.

Secondaries in the local media.

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