Monday, January 09, 2017


The Russians are taking over the NFL and the Super Bowl through the Seattle Seahawks. It's true! THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE ON PROFOOTBALLTALK!

The hat actually carries his number 29 and an inscription in Cyrillic letters which reads: “Restricted Air Space. No fly zone. Restricted by Earl Thomas.”

The hat was sent to him by Boris Khodok and the Russian Sea Hawkers, a group of fans scattered across the former Soviet republics and Eastern Europe. Saddened by their favorite players broken leg, they wanted to send him a gift, and found a Russian Navy hat worn by the pilots on the aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, who fly MiG-29s.

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Blogger David The Good January 09, 2017 1:07 PM  

I know for a FACT the Dolphins were hacked! No one plays that bad on purpose!

Anonymous Pax_Romana January 09, 2017 1:08 PM  

[deep belly laugh] Hear that Jack Amok? Our boys are going to the Super Bowl!

Blogger Dave January 09, 2017 1:09 PM  

Never fear, Obama's all over this. He's drawing up another list of Russian diplomats to kick out; 35+1 this time.

Anonymous John Bolton January 09, 2017 1:14 PM  

This cannot stand, we must respond with the full power of the American military in Syria.

Blogger bearspaw January 09, 2017 1:20 PM  

Forget parking tanks around Latvia. The US military needs to surround the Pacific Northwest!

Blogger Chrom January 09, 2017 1:24 PM  


Blogger S1AL January 09, 2017 1:31 PM  

That is an awesome hat.

Blogger pyrrhus January 09, 2017 1:41 PM  

Is nothing sacred? And where do I buy the hat!?

Blogger pyrrhus January 09, 2017 1:43 PM  

@1 Hey, David, nobody cares about Flipper. But the Giants were definitely hacked, as proven by their inability to score against a terrible Packer defense....

Blogger David The Good January 09, 2017 1:44 PM  

I'm very concerned about Carroll's 33,000 missing plays right now. Deleted?

Blogger David The Good January 09, 2017 1:46 PM  


You obviously hate Cuba. I mean, America.

Anonymous Rex Tillerson January 09, 2017 1:47 PM  

John Bolton wrote:This cannot stand, we must respond with the full power of the American military in Syria.

Hold on there, pardner; let's think about this some more.

Blogger weka January 09, 2017 1:52 PM  

@11. English. No linkies. Read the rules.
And Muhammed was genderqueer.

Blogger Nate January 09, 2017 1:54 PM  

Perhaps the Russians can help Seattle's hapless QB.

Anonymous Laz January 09, 2017 1:58 PM  

It wasn't that Miami sacked so much as the blood they were spilling on every play. I'm still wincing from that hit on the QB

Blogger Dave January 09, 2017 2:05 PM  

the Giants were definitely Justin Bieber in Miami

Anonymous Philipp January 09, 2017 2:05 PM  

Putin has threatened to invade Georgia if the Seahawks are in danger to losing to the Falcons on Saturday!

Blogger William Hudson January 09, 2017 2:21 PM  

@19 Philipp, haven't those poor people in Atlanta suffered enough?

Anonymous JAG January 09, 2017 2:26 PM  

We need to stop the playoffs, and award the Lombardi to whichever team gained the most yards this season regardless of how many games they won or lost.

Oh, and we need to start a war with Russia to stop it all. John McCain will be our point man with his butt budd... err... colleague Lindsay Graham.

Blogger Student in Blue January 09, 2017 2:30 PM  

We need to stop the playoffs, and award the Lombardi to whichever team gained the most yards this season regardless of how many games they won or lost.

Decision-by-yardage is clearly the intended way for these championships to be determined. If only the Founding Father of Football didn't have to do with such outdated concepts such as "touchdowns" then we'd have a purer, more efficient game.

That scoring system is clearly just a throwback to the days when we had to kowtow to the racist South.


Anonymous BiigGayKoranBurner January 09, 2017 2:43 PM  

And Muhammed was genderqueer.

He blew pigs also.

Blogger Happy LP9 January 09, 2017 2:44 PM  


NFL, a cucked PC, SJW hijacked org which isn't even publicly traded is all that is watched the MSM to ComcastNBC is is in apanic because no one wants their horrid cable tv, they won't offer books and kindle but just horrid television. Notate the Globes, no one cared about that, we cared about Football!

I ADORE THE NFL when its was older school! Either way, Rock on NFL, I know Russia is not to blame for a goof up, so funny, so comical.

Last night was amazing, great friends, wonderful foods that everyone loved it was our Steelers (WV) a few miles away plus we celebrate the Trumpslide per every 8th of the month since 11/8.

Awesome time, Everyone had a celebratory time and went home happy and uplifted with some football, nice foods and fellowship.

Blogger Happy LP9 January 09, 2017 2:54 PM  

19 Ha! So hilarious! Let us love our sports! and let us ladies celebrate our men!

Blogger Harsh January 09, 2017 3:04 PM  

Please to not criticize Russian-style hat for warming head.

Anonymous BluePony January 09, 2017 3:06 PM  

"غسيل خزانات فى السعوديه"

That's easy for *you* to say.

I clicked a link about Russian hacking without realizing it was an Ars Technica article this morning. So I went to look at the comments. By Crom, the whole "Russkies Hacked Election" is just accepted as absolute fact in tech geek circles now. The self proclaimed (every chance they can) smartest kids in the room get dumber and dumber with each passing day. Some days I don't mind the H1B visa abuse.

"He blew pigs also."

Big Mo was also speciesfluid.

Blogger pdwalker January 09, 2017 3:08 PM  

and an awesome gift!

Anonymous Jay Will January 09, 2017 3:10 PM  

Knock the grid iron on the head and take the kiwis out at rugby. Take twenty years id say.

Blogger James Dixon January 09, 2017 4:05 PM  

Is there anything the Russians can't hack? We're doomed, I tell you, doomed!

Blogger John Williams January 09, 2017 4:25 PM  

Russian Sea Hawkers, looks like a small group, but notice how they got off their asses and did something. That is what sets apart small groups that make a difference.

Anonymous Jack Amok January 09, 2017 4:39 PM  

I want glorious hat!

And Comrade Nate, the abbreviation for Offensive Line is OL, not QB.

Anonymous Jack Amok January 09, 2017 4:42 PM  

Whatever team led the league in yards gained in California is obviously the champion.

Blogger Russell Fryman January 09, 2017 4:59 PM  

That's your Khodok Moment right there.

Blogger Beau January 09, 2017 5:30 PM  

That's your Khodok Moment right there.

*thread win*

Blogger Al Bundy January 09, 2017 5:51 PM  

I always suspected that Earl Thomas had something to do with hacking the election.

Blogger Noah B The MacroAggressor January 09, 2017 5:52 PM  

это мой негр

Anonymous nordicthunder January 09, 2017 5:59 PM  

in Russia, Hat wear you .. yes ?

Blogger Mr.MantraMan January 09, 2017 6:01 PM  

Green Bay rolls on, more dangerous than Putin.

Blogger Rambam January 09, 2017 7:04 PM  

I always suspected Goodell was KGB with his constant surveillance and harassment of American Hero, Tom Brady. In addition, Putin tried to abscond with Robert Krafts super bowl ring. Kraft is Jewish and possibly even Mossad.
Don't even get me started on razor blade prices
and the IMF, diamond mining connection.

Anonymous Eduardo the Magnificent January 09, 2017 7:31 PM  

Glorious Hat!

Blogger beerme January 09, 2017 7:41 PM  

At least the Falcons have an excuse for doing the most Falcons thing ever and finding a way to lose this weekend. That bogus non call at the end of our game in Seattle makes sense now. The Russians rigged it because Arthur Blank supports leftist causes.

Anonymous Jack Amok January 09, 2017 8:14 PM  

And now famous Red Tide plays for Academician Championship!

Blogger J Van Stry January 09, 2017 8:32 PM  

Now -that- is a cool gift!

Blogger Jose January 09, 2017 8:36 PM  

Obviously the Russians hacked the San Francisco 49ers, making them lose 12 games in a row.

Blogger Lazarus January 09, 2017 8:44 PM  

Fun football fact.

The last time Clemson beat Alabama was 1905.

Tony Kornholer told me.

Anonymous JAG January 09, 2017 8:49 PM  

OT - Mr. Kratman got a mention in the latest Right Angle at Bill Whittle's YT channel.

Anonymous Jack Amok January 10, 2017 12:22 AM  

The last time Clemson beat Alabama was 1905.

Gonna have to update that fun fact.

Blogger Aeoli Pera January 10, 2017 12:39 AM  

Jack Amok wrote:The last time Clemson beat Alabama was 1905.

Gonna have to update that fun fact.

Hell of a game too. What a rollercoaster.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein January 10, 2017 1:12 AM  


Someone might ought to check on Nate.

Anonymous VFM #6306 January 10, 2017 1:26 AM  

Has anyone ever seen Lane Kiffin and Nate in the same place?

Man, Bama just didn't have that special gear on offense this year. It was a good game, but I haven't seen them leave so many scraps on the table in the Saban era. 99 plays for Clemson is crazy.

Blogger AdognamedOp January 10, 2017 1:27 AM  

They use to make cowboy hats with NFL team logos on them. I owned one. Some clever marketer should make NFL team Ushankas. They would be a hit!

Anonymous Bz January 10, 2017 6:57 AM  

Confidential sources close to the government and intelligence community have told this newspaper "it's a Russian mind control hat, also known as the Obronko-14".

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky January 10, 2017 7:15 AM  

wtf is wrong with the Russians? They are Seahawk fans?

Anonymous Jack Amok January 10, 2017 10:32 AM  

wtf is wrong with the Russians? They are Seahawk fans?

Just goes to show these aren't your father's rooskies. The old KGB would've been all-in with Darth Hoodie and his shenanigans.

Anonymous AzDesertRat January 10, 2017 11:24 AM  

As a Lions fan I immediately demand that the results of the game be voided and the team with the most individual fans awarded the win.

Blogger Nate January 10, 2017 6:26 PM  

"Man, Bama just didn't have that special gear on offense this year."

QB issues. Same as when Bama lost to Ohio State. Jalen just isn't very good. and he regressed every single game since Oct

Anonymous Jack Amok January 11, 2017 2:03 AM  

Thread's a little old, but it should be pointed out, Earl Thomas wore the hat on the sidelines for the playoff game, so the folks who gave it to him got the chance to see him wearing it on TV.

Oh, also, here's Earl doing some hacking of his own:

ET3 says "No Touchdown for you"

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