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Monday, January 30, 2017

The next Fox News

I don't think NBC understands how Fox News foxnewsed them and the rest of the ABCNNBCBS cabal:
Media insiders are buzzing that Andy Lack wants NBC to become “the next Fox News” after he poached cable stars Greta Van Susteren and Megyn Kelly from the network. “He believes he’s building MSNBC and NBC into the next Fox. It seems the network wants to take a more conservative tone,” a source said.
I know when I think about the forefront of conservative thought, the first thing I think about is OJAY! I SEE... OJAY! and the woman who spent months attacking the victorious Republican candidate for president before cutting off her hair in a fit of frustrated spite.

If Andy Lack seriously wants to take on Fox News, he should hire Milo, Cerno, Glenn Reynolds, Lauren, and Stefan. He can bring in Jonah Goldberg, Mark Steyn, and a few pretty talking redheads for the moderate crowd, and Ms Blaire White for SJW points.

Yeah. That won't happen.

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74 Comments:

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother January 30, 2017 1:02 PM  

Hey I like redheads.

Blogger Timmy3 January 30, 2017 1:07 PM  

I would rather see ABC remade. Getting rid of George Stef and The View hags is good enough for me.

Anonymous Leonidas January 30, 2017 1:08 PM  

Yeah. That won't happen.

Too bad, though. That lineup would make someone a boatload of money.

Anonymous c0pperheaded January 30, 2017 1:15 PM  

Stg58/Animal Mother wrote:Hey I like redheads.

Me too. (see name)

Blogger August January 30, 2017 1:17 PM  

Yes. If he wanted to be the 'next Fox news', which would mean he needs to be better than the existing Fox news, he'd be hiring one of us.

Not necessarily to be on T.V. mind you- they just need to pass a plausibility filter before they put anything on air.

Blogger Elocutioner January 30, 2017 1:21 PM  

I'm guessing he's more likely to hire everyone at NRO or RedState first.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother January 30, 2017 1:22 PM  

Greg Gutfeld's show is better than everyone at ABC put together.

Anonymous #8601 January 30, 2017 1:23 PM  

Blair White is bangable.

No homo.

Anonymous Dan January 30, 2017 1:29 PM  

They need to buy the rights to broadcast MMA.

Blogger EasyCompany January 30, 2017 1:30 PM  

They should hire Beck.

Blogger Doc Rampage January 30, 2017 1:34 PM  

There is a reason these very successful guys aren't on TV already.

Milo is a talented speaker but his jokes rely too much on shock value for a TV audience and I have serious doubts that the large conservative audience is ready for a flaming queen. But he has shown that he can control himself on TV, so if his past speaking doesn't come back to haunt him, and if he can find a format that complements his personality (I don't see him as an interviewer) he's probably the best shot of the men you named.

Cernovitch and Reynolds are great writers but neither one is a great speaker. Cernovitch has that lisp and Reynold's voice is too high-pitched. They would both need voice training to have the type of TV charisma that draws in millions of viewers.

Stefan has the charisma in spades, but his monologues and interviews are too intellectual and tedious for TV. He would have to learn to target the TV audience, and he may be too intelligent to do that.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother January 30, 2017 1:36 PM  

Wayne Allan Root would be good for TV.

Blogger Amateur Brain Surgeon January 30, 2017 1:40 PM  

Me-again-Kelly (Breitbart) was a lucky miss for FOX much akin to John Elway "missing out" on Osweiler.

Anonymous kfg January 30, 2017 1:41 PM  

Hey guys, I've got an idea. We can make our team over just as good as the NY Yankees. All we have to do is poach all their players a year or two from being cut or retired.

"Hey I like redheads."

That's why God invented Margret Howell.

Anonymous Mandingo Jones January 30, 2017 1:42 PM  

what this nbc nozzle is really saying is he wants to pretend to be like fox (and fox blows these days, so good luck with that) without changing a fukking thing from the shit they peddle now. these types are incapable of any real change.

Anonymous A Most Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Deplorable Cents January 30, 2017 1:43 PM  

NBC edited the 911 tape to make George Zimmerman out to be rayciss. They are liars. Now they want to be the next Fox News by hiring Scientologist Greta Van Susteren and bottle-blonde Megyn Kelly? Two aging women, one of whom talks like a stroke victim, the other a fading face who hacked off her hair in a fit of pique? Two "stars" past their sell date?

Perfect. I say perfect. This is like boring holes in a boat to let the water out. It is LuLZ, and surely must be another effect of Trump.

Trump 2016 for the LOLZ!

Anonymous Steve Canyon January 30, 2017 1:53 PM  

A thoroughly converged SJW organization wants to remake itself to be more conservative? Not going to happen. The only reason he's interested in entertaining that is cause he's figuring out the rioting types riot because they're pretty much unemployed or unemployable and have no disposable income for their advertisers, and rich liberal urban hippie boomers is a declining market.

That's even if you optimistically think the forces aligned with that Corey Haim-clone that does her daily snark would even entertain the thought of that happening.

Anonymous VFM #6306 January 30, 2017 1:57 PM  

@14 More like, let's poach their ex-utility players, teach them how to play football, and then change our objective to losing the game instead of winning! It doesn't help when your motto is...

Nobody
Beats
CNN

Blogger Orville January 30, 2017 1:58 PM  

Short of the Saker's recent suggestion that Trump starts up his version of RT, I'd watch if it were all chimps in suits. Or maybe NBC Naked News Tonight, but then I'd just keep the sound turned down.

Anonymous Icicle January 30, 2017 2:04 PM  

We also have the LAPD not wanting to enforce the new EOs.

And the Koch Brothers not liking Trump's proposed border tax and travel ban. Thanks "Conservatives."

Tired of winning yet?

Blogger Brian Niemeier January 30, 2017 2:11 PM  

@11: There's an even better reason. All of them are reaching more people than they could with TV.

Anonymous Rather, Not January 30, 2017 2:12 PM  

Not to help our enemies, but there is a lot of room between the increasingly radically leftist MSM and the Fox-Center. They don't have to out Fox-Fox (that is for the coming Alt-Right media) but there is a significant amount of room to be the 'less nutty' MSM. The media has gone so far left, being moderately left of center would be a potent distinguishing feature from the rest. Given how much economic pressure the media is under, it is probable that the one most willing to move back towards the center will be the last one surviving.

Anonymous Confused Boomer January 30, 2017 2:16 PM  

I still love TV news. They had this great piece on the other day about an inner city violin ensemble in Harlem. Very moving.

The other day my grandkids were showing me how to take a selfie with a cell phone. I think I got it but I can't seem to find it in the mail yet.

Hey Vox, how much postage does it take to get the selfie?

Blogger Casher O'Neill January 30, 2017 2:17 PM  

Wait, did I miss something? Did Mark Steyn do something other than "Israel is our best friend"?

Anonymous Mark Goldberg Horowitz Cohen January 30, 2017 2:33 PM  

Israel is our best friend. Never forget that. Ever.

Blogger Zeroh Tollrants January 30, 2017 2:45 PM  

Steyn is more hard assed on immigration, Islam, progressives, global warmists, Hollywood, etc., than most of that list combined.
And, he was one of the first out of gate with, "America Alone."
Also, very, very early Trump supporter-Winter 2015.

Anonymous Siobhan January 30, 2017 2:49 PM  

I can't ever look at Megyn Kelly without being baffled all over again as to why she would ever cut off her hair. She was so much prettier and looked so much younger with it long. Why she'd ever do such a thing to herself boggles my mind.

Anonymous #8601 January 30, 2017 2:58 PM  

@14 Mark Steyn has been a consistent Trump supporter and a free speech warrior with many scars to prove it.

Anonymous #8601 January 30, 2017 2:59 PM  

Sorry the above was a reply to @24 Casher

Blogger Dave January 30, 2017 3:02 PM  

Confused Boomer wrote:The other day my grandkids were showing me how to take a selfie with a cell phone. I think I got it

All right CB, now that you're up to speed on selfies you can hit some of them social media apps you've been thinking about like Grindr, Jack'd, or Scruff. You got this CB.

Blogger VFM #7634 January 30, 2017 3:07 PM  

@27 Siobhan
My guess is that it's a matter of cutting off one's nose (heh) to spite one's face. In this case, she cut her hair to spite Trump. My impression is that women will cut off their hair if they've been cruelly spurned by a man they desire. And I'm not sure it's even entirely a conscious thing.

Also, Megyn is practically a dyke anyway. Her first husband, after they divorced, said that she seemed to want a wife rather than a husband.

Blogger Feather Blade January 30, 2017 3:19 PM  

VFM #7634 wrote:My impression is that women will cut off their hair if they've been cruelly spurned by a man they desire.

When everything else in your life is out of your control, you still have control over your hair.

Significant Haircuts! Not just for broken hearts! (TM)

Blogger Some Dude January 30, 2017 3:30 PM  

Never thought we'd be on the cusp of a showdown directly with Zion over the borders. The jew wants to abolish the nation state through its media and courts. And they finance clowns like McCain to argue for open borders. It comes down to this gentlemen. Either you are a nation, or a vassal state of the globalists. Best of luck. We are rooting for you in Europe, where our own Bolshevist collectivist project is going on.

Blogger Some Dude January 30, 2017 3:31 PM  

In fact we fight with one hand tied behind our back due to the 'hate speech' laws sadly. You guys even have guns!!

Blogger Some Dude January 30, 2017 3:32 PM  

The founders were so wise - free speech + armed militias to fight tyranny....its happening!! This is the crunch moment.

Blogger Danby January 30, 2017 3:32 PM  

Rather, Not wrote:Not to help our enemies, but there is a lot of room between the increasingly radically leftist MSM and the Fox-Center. They don't have to out Fox-Fox (that is for the coming Alt-Right media) but there is a significant amount of room to be the 'less nutty' MSM. The media has gone so far left, being moderately left of center would be a potent distinguishing feature from the rest.
Since "moderately left-of-center" is exactly Fox's market strategy. That is what being a Fox clone would entail.

Blogger Danby January 30, 2017 3:36 PM  

Traditionally, in White culture, long hair is a signal of sexual availablity. This goes back thousands of years, if not tens of thousands, and is probably wired in genetically. A woman cutting her hair off after being spurned is flouncing off, saying "I wouldn't fuck you anyway."

Blogger tuberman January 30, 2017 3:38 PM  

#36
But,but..but, "moderately left-of-center" is still Literally Hitler. No compromise for the Left.

Anonymous VFM #6306 January 30, 2017 3:40 PM  

In an average college class, FAR more people have heard of MILO or Cerno than Megyna Kelly.

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky January 30, 2017 3:41 PM  

I liked Greta, but she was never at the core of what Fox News is. Her show was focused mostly on crime stories than politics. Casey Anthony, Jodi Arias, Scott Peterson, etc. That was her interest. She was always tangential to the main thrust that Ailes put together.

There's something to that hair thing. Local TV news around here tracked the phenomenon where liberal women began showing up in droves to get their hair chopped off in some kind of protest of the election. Go figure.

Blogger Resident Moron™ January 30, 2017 3:43 PM  

BBC teports that local heretics and aliens ate crying of the Trumpenban;

"This is not OK"

Odd that 50 years ago the SJW cult slogan was "I'm OK, you're OK" but now it's;

"I'm not OK, you're not OK"

I know why they don't suicide; even that requires a minimum degree of competence.

Anonymous rienzi January 30, 2017 3:43 PM  

Of course making NBC and MSNBC "more conservative" isn't exactly the most difficult job in the world. He could hire Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin as on air talent and those networks would instantly become "more conservative".

Anonymous Brick Hardslab January 30, 2017 4:04 PM  

EasyCompany wrote:They should hire Beck.

Hell yes. He was great in 'The Rundown'. I can just see him laying the 'Rock Bottom' on Behar or the 'People's Elbow' on Whoopie.

Blogger pyrrhus January 30, 2017 4:05 PM  

"I know why they don't suicide; even that requires a minimum degree of competence."

Maybe classes could help?

Blogger RobertT January 30, 2017 4:05 PM  

So does anyone have a read on why Rush is so concerned about media attacks? Practically hyperventilating.

Blogger pyrrhus January 30, 2017 4:06 PM  

@40 Greta wanted to register bullets....She's an idiot and a cuck.

Blogger Danby January 30, 2017 4:10 PM  

RobertT wrote:So does anyone have a read on why Rush is so concerned about media attacks? Practically hyperventilating.
Every previous GOP president has capitulated in the face of a media onslaught. Every damn one. Even Nixon.

But they weren't the Gods-Emperor of Mankind, now were they?

Blogger Tank January 30, 2017 4:26 PM  

Unfair to Steyn, Villians, Theives and Scoundrals Union.

Anonymous fop January 30, 2017 4:30 PM  

"Coming up on Greta: part 1 of a 10 part retrospective on the Natalee Holloway disappearance, and then: Did OJ kill JonBenet Ramsey? Greta examines the evidence."

Blogger modsquad January 30, 2017 4:38 PM  

Siobhan wrote:I can't ever look at Megyn Kelly without being baffled all over again as to why she would ever cut off her hair. She was so much prettier and looked so much younger with it long. Why she'd ever do such a thing to herself boggles my mind.
— She falls in the category of woman who are not used to having men say 'no' to them. Trump said 'no.'
— Like all attractive women who are not used to having men say 'no,' she's paid no attention to what makes men tick. She doesn't understand someone like Trump.
— Her stunted logic told her, "Cut off our hair, this conflict with Trump is not sexual, it's political. If our hair is short then Trump will not view us as sexual, but political."

Anonymous Rather, Not January 30, 2017 4:39 PM  

@36 Fox targets the middle. They may land left of center, but their explicit targeting is the muddy middle.

Blogger Avalanche January 30, 2017 4:44 PM  

#28 "I can't ever look at Megyn Kelly without being baffled all over again as to why she would ever cut off her hair."

Having been driven insane by their milieu, they try to become invisible by "disappearing."

Wonder how much pizza is involved?

Anonymous Bobby Farr January 30, 2017 4:51 PM  

@22 If they wanted to make money, they would target the 50%+ of TV news watchers who are to the right of Fox. I think until this election, CNN had tried to capture the "left but not obviously insane" demo.

Anonymous Wooly Phlox January 30, 2017 4:56 PM  

I don't know if you've all seen this lately, but here:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4351026/clinton-1995-immigration-sotu

"I'm President Donald J. Trump, and I approve this message."

Blogger Nigel McPhearson January 30, 2017 4:58 PM  

Men are better then women at everything. Including being women

Anonymous Loki7 January 30, 2017 5:04 PM  

Let`s see...Andy Lack`s one one those who merged Sony with BMG and turned the FM dial of the `90s into a wall-to-wall cesspool of gangster rap which turned a nephew of mine into the three time felon he is today. I`ll not be watching.

Blogger tuberman January 30, 2017 5:09 PM  

#51 Fox can target whatever, they are obviously Globalists (Fox 90%, FBN slightly less so). All Globalists have a heavy alliance with the rest of the NWO. Nationalism, whether Alt-Right or Alt-Light is on one side and Globalism and it's allies are on the other side. The "muddy middle" are just clueless people who don't know what is going on and still look at a Right/Left opposition.

Globalist = Evil = Insane in even it's mildest forms.

Anonymous CC January 30, 2017 5:49 PM  

People tend to get haircuts or shave off facial hair when something big has happened in their life leading to a different attitude or mentality. A manifestation of a sudden inner change and therefore a clean break. I don't know about women and their responses to men but this is how I would explain it. At the same time women lopping off their locks reminds me a bit of caged birds pulling out their plumage because women value their hair so much. But birds ripping out their feathers is more likely a sign of despair, these haircuts are more like first day in boot-camp and responding to a new challenge. Megyn did spend all her time after that sniping at Trump on her show.

Anyway, Trump might have got to her hair, but he never got inside her head!

Blogger Wanderer January 30, 2017 5:51 PM  

>Ms Blair White
>Ms

It's a he. He still has his cock and balls ffs. Crossdressing and make-belief doesn't make you into a woman.

Anonymous MIG January 30, 2017 6:05 PM  

@58 When women get older, they also start losing their hair, in which case, a shorter haircut looks better because it makes the head of hair look fuller.

Anonymous dr kill January 30, 2017 6:05 PM  

At 55. My man. I'm culturally appropriating this wisdom.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein January 30, 2017 6:41 PM  

@60

Long hair ALWAYS looks better on women, ceteris paribus.

Blogger Ingot9455 January 30, 2017 6:41 PM  

@55 This is the plot to the recent 'Shezow!' superhero-ine cartoon.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein January 30, 2017 6:49 PM  

@27
Because she honestly believes that people watched her for reasons other than her looks.

Blogger Cassandros the Elder January 30, 2017 8:13 PM  

So does anyone have a read on why Rush is so concerned about media attacks?

Media politics is Rush's forte, so naturally that's where he's going to go.

Blogger Matthew Hamilton January 30, 2017 8:28 PM  

Love the Darkstreams. Keep it up, you'll reach Scott and Mike levels soon enough.

Blogger eharmonica January 30, 2017 10:23 PM  

@55. Bruce Jenner was a woman for 6 months and he still won woman of the year. BAM!!

Anonymous Luke January 30, 2017 10:45 PM  

Jenner only had to kill one person in a car wreck to be deemed a woman driver (and get a pussy pass to not get felony charges that stuck).
If the chromosomes don't say "chick", it's not a chick.

Blogger Aeoli Pera January 31, 2017 6:36 AM  

Imitating is apparently easier than understanding. Hence, cargo cults.

All hail homo sapiens, Evolution's greatest miracle.

Blogger Jed Evnull January 31, 2017 6:41 AM  

Like her or not, Megyn is a MILF.

Blogger Scire January 31, 2017 7:31 AM  

That would be a phenomonal news network.(Milo, Cerno, Glenn Reynolds, Lauren, and Stefan. ) Imagine if you gave each of them a staff, and an hour show a day, and left it alone. Wow, it would be awesome.

Anonymous Luke January 31, 2017 7:47 AM  

To get the tens of millions of people who are MORE conservative than Fox News, here's who I think a new TV channel should bring on their show:

Steve Sailer
Michael Savage
Ann Coulter
Jared Taylor
John Derbyshire
Alan Keyes
The League of the South
David Duke/NAAWP
Ron Paul (screw his son, he's a RINO)
Daughters of the American Revolution
Daughters of the Confederacy
anyone that wants to shut down the Federal Reserve
the Mogambo Guru
Tyler Durden
Thomas Chittum
globull warming debunker scientists
Milo (of course)
Stephen Baskerville
Victor Davis Hanson
Mark Steyn


Blogger Buybuydandavis January 31, 2017 10:23 AM  

VD: If Andy Lack seriously wants to take on Fox News, he should hire Milo, Cerno, Glenn Reynolds, Lauren, and Stefan. He can bring in Jonah Goldberg, Mark Steyn, and a few pretty talking redheads for the moderate crowd, and Ms Blaire White for SJW points.

That's close to my personal DanNewsNetwork.

And I can never have too many talking redheads either.

Blogger Buybuydandavis January 31, 2017 10:41 AM  

Rather, Not wrote:
Not to help our enemies, but there is a lot of room between the increasingly radically leftist MSM and the Fox-Center.



How about just being honest and reporting the news? Those old fashioned things people used to call facts.

Stefan has been my favorite political topical news source for years now. He knows what a fact looks like, and actually digs them up.

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