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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Is Sparklepunter in transition?

Seriously, throw a dress and some heels on him and he'd look more ready for surgery than Bruce Jenner.



Meanwhile, SJWs in advertising have gone so far overboard that even SNL has finally noticed.

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88 Comments:

Anonymous Eduardo February 15, 2017 8:24 AM  

With THAT face?

Damn give him some more testosterone pills!!!!

SNL doesn't allow view from Brazil... That smells like racism.

Anonymous Dyskord February 15, 2017 8:30 AM  

With a name like Sparklepunter it seems inevitable really.
The vid is blocked in S.A too

Blogger Rick February 15, 2017 8:33 AM  

Ironically, SNL has forgotten how to do lol funny.

Anonymous Rigel Kent February 15, 2017 8:34 AM  

What? Is she finally going to become a man?

Anonymous VFM #6306 February 15, 2017 8:40 AM  

Danielle Cheetah...hard cut...Cheetos.

Anonymous Pope Cleophus I February 15, 2017 8:41 AM  

Rigel Kent wrote:What? Is she finally going to become a man?

Either that or the female version of the Weird Al Lookalike contest!
Ladies! Man your accordions!

Anonymous VFM #6306 February 15, 2017 8:42 AM  

Sparky looks like what happens if a ventriloquist tries to carve a marionette out of ennui.

Blogger J A Baker February 15, 2017 8:43 AM  

I still think Glenn Beck's Cheetos commercial was the best ever. https://youtu.be/DVz92-oHW4Q Hard cut, Cheetos!

Blogger Cail Corishev February 15, 2017 8:57 AM  

Yes, the ads have really gotten over the top. They've been mixing in SJW themes for a long time, but now virtually every commercial does it, one right after the other, so even normal people are starting to notice. I've probably seen more black IT guys in TV ads than there are in real life in a single American city.

Blogger Shimshon February 15, 2017 9:05 AM  

How do you watch the video if you're not in Trump's dominion?

Blogger Hacker February 15, 2017 9:11 AM  

Use a VPN to change your location, Tunnelbear is a simple free one

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable February 15, 2017 9:12 AM  

Sparky looks like what happens if a ventriloquist tries to carve a marionette out of ennui.

I quite like that line, actually. May steal it sometime.

Blogger Benjamin Kraft February 15, 2017 9:14 AM  

@9. Cail, respectfully, stop cucking. There aren't that many black IT guys on the planet if you don't count the guys running fiber optic jormungand serpents in Nigeria.

:3

Blogger Dave February 15, 2017 9:15 AM  

I'm so accustomed to seeing diversity on TV that all I could focus on while watching that SNL skit was how unbelievably white the entire cast is.

I mean, really, how many more jobs is Alec Baldwin going to steal from strugglimg, desperate, needy African-Americans? Seriously, they still think we believe them anymore when they tell us there are no black Alec Baldwins? Bullsh*t! We know they're out there.

I was literally almost unable to laugh at this skit as I kept thimking they should have an obviously gay guy and a sassy black woman and a Hispanic with a thick Spanish accent and a handicapable person. I could go on and on but I'm so outraged I've got to fire off a letter to NBC right now.

Anonymous Looking Glass February 15, 2017 9:15 AM  

VPN into the USA? Even just a proxy?

The God Emperor has his target on some people. The Lion is stalking.

Blogger FrankNorman February 15, 2017 9:18 AM  

Can't see it here in South Africa.

Blogger APL February 15, 2017 9:20 AM  

Dyskord: "The vid is blocked in S.A too"

Can we arrange for it to be blocked in the UK, too.

Anonymous Viidad February 15, 2017 9:21 AM  

If you live overseas, just convert and download via a site like http://www.clipconverter.cc/

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 15, 2017 9:21 AM  

I checked my ciswhitepatriarchal privilege after watching that.

Blogger APL February 15, 2017 9:22 AM  

Dyskord: "The vid is blocked in S.A too"

Can we arrange for it to be blocked in the UK, too.

Blogger Dave February 15, 2017 9:29 AM  

Mr. Mantra man that's brilliant. You must let me use that in my shaming letter to NBC.

Anonymous acushla February 15, 2017 9:32 AM  

@VD -- I have to say, (w/r/t this sparklepunter creature, whoever or whatever it is), sometimes I'm a little puzzled by what you choose to bring to attention. You're a gracious host here and a man with rather an extraordinary range of energies and interests. Why on earth would you waste your time with this thing?

Blogger OGRE February 15, 2017 9:33 AM  

Pope Cleophus I wrote:Either that or the female version of the Weird Al Lookalike contest!

Ladies! Man your accordions!


Julia Louis Dreyfus is already winning at that:

https://twitter.com/OGREtheTroll/status/825892282071138304

SNL hasn't been truly funny since the days of Phil Hartman and Chris Farley. The Will Ferrel years had their moments, albeit they were few and far between. But now its just a cringe-fest. I almost feel sorry for these people. How sad it must be knowing that the best you can do pales in comparison to a 2 minute advertisement for a fun happy bouncing ball?

Blogger Michael Neal February 15, 2017 9:33 AM  

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Anonymous BbigGayKoranBurner February 15, 2017 9:34 AM  

Danielle Cheetah...hard cut...Cheetos. You would think Chester would transition to a cougar.

I've probably seen more black IT guys in TV ads than there are in real life in a single American city.

Even if that single city if a 100 mile radius of silicon valley, unless you mean make work tokens. Have you ever meet a black as smart or a White leading man as dumb (((As SEEN ON TV)))?

Blogger Dave February 15, 2017 9:35 AM  

@acushla are you new here?

Blogger Michael Neal February 15, 2017 9:35 AM  

This video floored me when I saw it on TV, white woman trying to impress her black boss while hubby smiles and congratulates. Like an intro to cuckold porn.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AAPk/crest-3d-white-whitestrips-whiten-for-the-holidays

Anonymous acushla February 15, 2017 9:44 AM  

@26 "are you new here?"

why on earth would that be a topic of interest to you?

Blogger Dave February 15, 2017 9:51 AM  

@acushla you don't know Vox's history with Sparklepunter and you don't know Vox if you're telling him he's wasting his tume.

Anonymous Cantostop February 15, 2017 9:51 AM  

@Michael Neal
"This video floored me when I saw it on TV, white woman trying to impress her black boss while hubby smiles and congratulates. Like an intro to cuckold porn.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AAPk/crest-3d-white-whitestrips-whiten-for-the-holidays"

UGH, NASTY!!!! WHAT THE... diversity-hire negro-worship hypergamous cuck porn. How much further into the abyss do we have to descend.

And FFS now Crest is on my no-buy list. I swear, I need a list of things I CAN buy...
Yuengling
...
I'm too perturbed to think of others.

Is there a list of brands somewhere?

Anonymous Red Cabbage February 15, 2017 9:52 AM  

@22 Because it's funny, concern-troll!

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 15, 2017 9:52 AM  

I don't know about you gents but for me it's fun to be the culture of critique. My turn now bitches.

Anonymous BbigGayKoranBurner February 15, 2017 9:53 AM  

why on earth would that be a topic of interest to you?

He already knew the answer unless you are on the far left of the IQ bell curve.

Blogger bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) February 15, 2017 9:54 AM  

28. acushla February 15, 2017 9:44 AM
why on earth would that be a topic of interest to you?



because you're either extraordinarily ignorant of the history OR you're just a Cuck trying to concern troll.

if you actually don't know then all you need do is search "Sparklepunter" on this blog. this goes back before GamerGate.

concerning the SNL bit, if not for the laugh track i'd have had no idea where they expected me to laugh. nor did i seen anything the slightest bit amusing.

i'm actually wondering when Chester IS going to get implants. i don't think they've managed to go so degenerate as to produce an overtly pro-trans ad spot yet.

i've no doubt it's coming though.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 15, 2017 9:56 AM  

When that BLM leader said whites are genetic defects did she mean Sparklepunter?

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 15, 2017 9:59 AM  

Stop the effin presses, Kate Upton SI swimsuit edition cover girl, SJWs mourn, they have so much more work, I cry.

Blogger SS February 15, 2017 10:00 AM  

He's been calling himself Cassandra on twitter for a while now

Blogger Silly But True February 15, 2017 10:03 AM  

Who can blame the boss for whitening his holiday? Certainly that husband's not.

Blogger Nick S February 15, 2017 10:11 AM  

No Safe Spaces: The Great Purge of 2017 Cometh...

Anonymous NateM February 15, 2017 10:12 AM  

He's definitely more feminine than Wu

Anonymous acushla February 15, 2017 10:21 AM  

"When that BLM leader said whites are genetic defects did she mean Sparklepunter?"

No, I think she probably meant Shakespeare. That's how clueless these retards are.

As for the pilers-on in the last few comments: Cute. And charmingly naïve. Now back to your regularly-scheduled whatever-it-is-you-do.

Anonymous Eduardo February 15, 2017 10:23 AM  

Acushla

Actually SparklePunter here was the PUNTER for the Vikings, a NFL team out dear host cheers for.

That is why this Monsieur is relevant XD.

Blogger Francis Parker Yockey February 15, 2017 10:24 AM  

@Cantostop
"I swear, I need a list of things I CAN buy..."

Generics when possible. Any major brand that advertises pretty much has to signal their unquestioning allegiance to the narrative.

Anonymous VFM #6306 February 15, 2017 10:29 AM  

SNL hasn't been truly funny since the days of Phil Hartman and Chris Farley.

Will Farrell had a few gems following that era, esp. when Jim Breuer was used properly.

The "Smug n' Twitchy Kate McKinnon" era is worse - far worse - than the Robert Downey, Jr./Anthony Michael Hall season that avoided cancellation by murdering its entire cast except for Jon Lovitz in the finale.

Even in the Cheetos gag, they are grasping at the comedy. That skit would be far funnier if the punchline had been "I think we know what you are looking for...white people!" "NO!"

The thing that saves it is that ol' Twitchy is no where to be seen.

Blogger Francis Parker Yockey February 15, 2017 10:46 AM  

This sketch is actually a little more subtle than it at first appears, especially if you watch it all the way through.

The slant is not "Isn't it ridiculous how these companies are wasting their ad dollars pushing the poz, and pledging allegiance to the narrative, rather than selling their products?" but "Isn't it terrible that these big corporations are so shameless as to take advantage of these serious issues to sell their products?" As if people want to see this kind of crap, and it will make them feel good about the company. (At about 3:14, "It just kind of feels like you're using that issue to sell Cheetos," etc.)

Also, if I'm not mistaken, there appears to be a more subtle effort to obscure the origins of the narrative at work here. The actors presenting the "normal" ideas for commercials have a certain, ah, tribal appearance, while the open borders/ tranny commercials are presented by a couple of unmistakably goyishe actors. Just a cohencidence, I'm sure.

Blogger bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) February 15, 2017 10:54 AM  

42. Eduardo February 15, 2017 10:23 AM
That is why this Monsieur is relevant XD.



kind of, but not really.

Sparklepunter has been attacking Vox since Rabid Puppies, iirc.

Blogger Resident Moron™ February 15, 2017 10:55 AM  

Transition implies a from/to binary.

Problematic.

Anonymous dagwood February 15, 2017 11:06 AM  

"SNL hasn't been truly funny since the days of Phil Hartman and Chris Farley."

Gee whiz, if only there was somebody on this site who actually knew Phil and Chris and understood what their working processes were, and who ate dinner with them all the time. But I guess that's just too much to ask, right?

Blogger Dave February 15, 2017 11:12 AM  

Do you see dead people?

Anonymous dagwood February 15, 2017 11:23 AM  

"Do you see dead people?"

Yep.

Why do you think it's impossible that some anonymous nitwit on the internet used to do things that are out of your league? Why does that make your head explode? Presumably you know doctors and scientists, and other types of people who do things that are over your head? It's pretty normal when you think about it, innit?

Sheesh. One two three four five.

Blogger Dave February 15, 2017 11:46 AM  

It's a joke, sensitive much? It just so happened the two individuals mentioned were both great SNL members that are both deceased.

Blogger Bard February 15, 2017 11:48 AM  

He looks like Wormtongue on LOTR

Anonymous Eduardo February 15, 2017 11:50 AM  

@46

Anklebitters are not relevant XD!

Anyways we do know that Vox just wants to make fun of the Man... Sparkly...

Blogger Were-Puppy February 15, 2017 11:56 AM  

@30 Cantostop
Is there a list of brands somewhere?
---
Get some infowars toothpaste

Blogger lowercaseb February 15, 2017 12:08 PM  

VFM #6306 wrote:Even in the Cheetos gag, they are grasping at the comedy.

It isn't so much as comedy as covering their asses. They have been getting rightfully castigated for their full on hate for Trump. Now they can make a dubious claim that they mock both sides.

Although Larry David as Bernie Sanders nails it almost every time.



Anonymous dagwood February 15, 2017 12:11 PM  

"It's a joke, sensitive much?"

Fair enough. It's just that if you knew and worked with two people you strongly admired who both died premature unusual deaths, you might be a leetle twitchy about it too. Phil was not just a comedic genius, but also a true gentleman, he was really a very good guy. Chris was too, in a different way, he was a lot more intuitive in his approach, but he was also just a solid guy (maybe I'll tell you my cool Chris story some other day, he was cool.)

Anyway, enough of this. /attention whore.

Anonymous BBGKB February 15, 2017 12:22 PM  

Get some infowars toothpaste

Kevin DuJan reported people in Chicago say that the Obama toilet paper doesn't feel the same as Obamas real lips back there.

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable February 15, 2017 12:42 PM  

He's definitely more feminine than Wu

John Goodman is more feminine than Wu.

Anonymous LastRedoubt February 15, 2017 12:45 PM  

@44 VFM 6306

The "Smug n' Twitchy Kate McKinnon" era is worse - far worse

Given how many of her "original" characters are disgusting and creepy, just nutters, and how often this creeps into her impersonation roles - see the recent Kellyanne sketch (better yet, don't) - and just other odds and ends, I'm not convinced that whatever is inside her head is entirely human, and hope to never be in the same room as her.

@Lowercaseb

They have been getting rightfully castigated for their full on hate for Trump. Now they can make a dubious claim that they mock both sides.


Barely. This and the bubble sketch. I imagine they have one marginally self-aware writer who is slowly coming to the horrible realization that the rest are off the rails.

Blogger OGRE February 15, 2017 12:52 PM  

@56 I think we'd all be interested in hearing any stories you would have about either of these comedic giants. Both seemed to be genuinely good men, and I can't recall any routine that either performed that could be characterized as even slightly mean-spirited. (Almost everything on SNL is mean spirited now--compare Carvey's Bush to Baldwin's Trump.) Chris seemed like he just wanted to be everybody's best friend, but his demons inside made him feel that nobody liked him at all; there was always an air of tragedy around him. And Phil was just a stand up guy all around from what I've heard, one of those guys who works to make every one else look good.

When people ask my opinion about Phil Hartman, I usually reply "Ever notice how the Simpsons started to suck after season 10? Think about it."

Blogger OGRE February 15, 2017 12:58 PM  

LastRedoubt wrote:Given how many of her "original" characters are disgusting and creepy, just nutters, and how often this creeps into her impersonation roles - see the recent Kellyanne sketch (better yet, don't) - and just other odds and ends, I'm not convinced that whatever is inside her head is entirely human, and hope to never be in the same room as her.

Agreed. Theres something very disturbing about this woman. I don't feel any joy coming from her, just this drive to corrupt and destroy anything she doesn't relate to. Her 'humor' is nothing but monkey antics..class-clown level attention whoring. "Look at me! Look at the goofy shit I do!"

Blogger VD February 15, 2017 12:59 PM  

It's just that if you knew and worked with two people you strongly admired who both died premature unusual deaths, you might be a leetle twitchy about it too.

Come on, Dagwood, be honest. You just wanted to talk about the fact that you knew them. Which is fine, and potentially even interesting. But don't insult everyone's intelligence.

FFS, I had more than 2 dead ex-girlfriends by the time I was 30 and I'm not "twitchy" in response to people joking about premature death.

Blogger Cail Corishev February 15, 2017 1:00 PM  

I swear, I need a list of things I CAN buy...

"Duct tape? That stuff's a rip-off. I make my own tape." -- Joe Garrelli, Newsradio (speaking of Phil Hartman)

Blogger Student in Blue February 15, 2017 1:39 PM  

@VD
FFS, I had more than 2 dead ex-girlfriends by the time I was 30 and I'm not "twitchy" in response to people joking about premature death.

You're also not the average duck, Vox.

Anonymous BluePony February 15, 2017 1:55 PM  

" There aren't that many black IT guys on the planet"

I want more. The black IT guy at my work can't solve a deep, mystery issue (albeit non critical) happening with my work laptop, so he just moved me way up the list for a hardware refresh.

"fiber optic jormungand serpents in Nigeria."

I think that was at Burning Man.

Anonymous BluePony February 15, 2017 1:58 PM  

"John Goodman is more feminine than Wu."

Wu in male mode is more feminine than Wu.

Blogger beerme February 15, 2017 2:05 PM  

Is mocking Sparklepunter ever OT at VP?

Anonymous Eduardo February 15, 2017 2:18 PM  

Two dead girlfriends? Dude Maybe you have to do some exorcism or something...

Blogger Dave February 15, 2017 2:27 PM  

Notice he said "ex-girlfriends"

Blogger Snidely Whiplash February 15, 2017 3:07 PM  

VFM #6306 wrote:Sparky looks like what happens if a ventriloquist tries to carve a marionette out of ennui.
I think you mean"...out of ennui, failure and AIDS."

VD wrote:FFS, I had more than 2 dead ex-girlfriends by the time I was 30 and I'm not "twitchy" in response to people joking about premature death.
You realize that in certain quarters, this will be taken as an admission of a habit of killing your exes, right?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash February 15, 2017 3:09 PM  

Dave wrote:Notice he said "ex-girlfriends"
They're not nearly as much fun after they transition...

Anonymous BluePony February 15, 2017 4:58 PM  

"They're not nearly as much fun after they transition..."

Well, yeah, if they go FtM. If they got female to superfemale (via plastic surgery, breast augmentation, butt augmentation, lipo, etc) that's a WHOLE different story.

Blogger VD February 15, 2017 5:25 PM  

You realize that in certain quarters, this will be taken as an admission of a habit of killing your exes, right?

Someone did once tell me that I didn't have a history, but a bodycount. But it's not me, it's just a logical consequence of dating crazies. They tend to be rather creative in finding ways of doing themselves in sooner or later. I even wrote a WND column about one of them after her suicide.

Blogger VD February 15, 2017 5:26 PM  

Is mocking Sparklepunter ever OT at VP?

Most certainly not. To the contrary, it is an imperative.

Blogger SemiSpook37 February 15, 2017 5:38 PM  

@74

When you put Sparklepunter up next to a flaming moonbat such as Magary, it (yes, that's intentional) makes Magary look like a marginally competent Paul Ryan.

Seriously, the only things that were ever worth reading over at Deadspin before the Univision merger with Gawker were Magary's Funbag and Jamboroo columns. Well, those and the annual "Why Your [NFL] Team Sucks" columns.

I think Sparklepunter filled in on this year's Vikings one. Quality was probably less than you would expect from it. That's how low I set that bar.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash February 15, 2017 5:47 PM  

I meant from girlfriend to dead girlfriend.

Blogger Happy LP9 February 15, 2017 6:34 PM  

Gawd how appallingly unfunny, insufferable cable viewing, its why I cannot have or want any tv or cable tv in my life, this is Shiite.

Anonymous Marvin Boggs February 15, 2017 6:42 PM  

@70: two is not a habit. Now three is a different question altogether.

Blogger SemiSpook37 February 15, 2017 8:30 PM  

@77

The sad part is that SNL clip isn't cable. It's broadcast.

Anonymous Clay February 15, 2017 9:12 PM  

BluePony wrote:" There aren't that many black IT guys on the planet"

I want more. The black IT guy at my work can't solve a deep, mystery issue (albeit non critical) happening with my work laptop, so he just moved me way up the list for a hardware refresh.

"fiber optic jormungand serpents in Nigeria."

I think that was at Burning Man.
Wave, and say "goodbye" to your private files.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash February 15, 2017 9:16 PM  

VD wrote:But it's not me, it's just a logical consequence of dating crazies.
Dude, I learned that lesson in Jr High...

Anonymous BBGKB February 15, 2017 9:26 PM  

FFS, I had more than 2 dead ex-girlfriends by the time I was 30 and I'm not "twitchy" in response to people joking about premature death.

I thought I burned too many bridges with my exes.

Blogger weka February 15, 2017 11:33 PM  

SNL not play in NZ.

Sparklepunter could only exist in Minnesota. Do you not have goons in the receiving team who live to sack the dweeb kicking? They clearly did not hit him hard enough.

Blogger weka February 15, 2017 11:36 PM  

@82. Most bright chicks are driven crazy by hypergamy: they have it worse than the proverbial cheerleader jonesing for the QB or the band member who would date anyone but Sparklepunter

Blogger Herb Spicer February 16, 2017 1:08 AM  

@62

Jeez Vox, I knew you liked to talk about being a hedonist and all but I didn't think you were the cut-their-hearts-out-with-obsidian-and-eat-their-beating-hearts kind of guy.

I would calk it up to the inner Aztec but the most savage I get is not using a bookmark or using the bench and not checking if it's properly wiped or not.

Anonymous JAG February 16, 2017 4:33 AM  

We open on a bunch of SJWs rioting a Milo speech...

Suddenly, Pepe appears in their midst...

Hard cut to "KEK"...

Harder cut to "Cheetos"...

Blogger Dirk Manly February 16, 2017 10:57 AM  

@BluePony

The problem is that your computer is running some sort of Microsoft mystery meat in place of a solidly, well-designed operating system.

Blogger Dirk Manly February 16, 2017 11:06 AM  

Two iss a coincidence. Three is a pattern.

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