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Sunday, February 05, 2017

Super Bowl open thread

Discuss the game amongst yourselves.

OUCH! Brutal pick-six by Alford with New England driving. 21-0. It might well be over already with 2:21 left in the 2nd quarter.

HALFTIME: 21-3, Atlanta. The silver lining is that if Tom Brady leads an all-time Super Bowl comeback, he'll ice his reputation as the Greatest of All Time. But it is looking increasingly likely as if Joe Montana will retain that status.

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Blogger Josh (the gayest thing here) February 05, 2017 5:38 PM  

Today Americans stand together united against the Patriots.

Go Falcons.

Anonymous Hesiod February 05, 2017 5:41 PM  

Negro Felony League.

Blogger Vlad February 05, 2017 5:42 PM  

What do Donald Trump and Tom Brady have in common? They are both winners

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 5:42 PM  

I've been feverishly looking everywhere for my 98 Falcons NFC championship knife

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 5:42 PM  

Two things that surpised me:
The betting line opened at Pats by 3 - and it didn't move.
And until now, the over/under was 58 1/2 down to 56 1/2.
Usually the o/u does not move and the line does.
BTW, streaming (US) is: https://www.foxsportsgo.com/event/156815/super-bowl-li-patriots-vs-falcons

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 5:43 PM  

Patriots are the establishment.
Falcons are the outsiders.
Go Falcons!

Anonymous Freestater February 05, 2017 5:43 PM  

Tom Brady for 2024 POTUS! Pats 31 Falcons 17

Blogger Shamgar February 05, 2017 5:49 PM  

Take the Under.

Anonymous Scintan February 05, 2017 5:50 PM  

The Patriots are long term greatness, under assault by the forces of evil. Every one of you bastards who are against them is anti-American, and probably a communist.

Blogger The Scribe February 05, 2017 5:51 PM  

I refuse to watch it.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 5:53 PM  

I liked that ''I've got friends in low places'' parody song. Probably wrote by 'Wierd Al', who was in the video wearing a Jax Jaguars t-shirt ???.

Blogger Kona Commuter February 05, 2017 5:53 PM  

The question is - will there be riots?

Blogger Jose February 05, 2017 5:54 PM  

Go Red Sox! Crush the Chicago Bulls by at least five wickets. What time is the face-off?

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 5:54 PM  

Cheering for the Patriots so to piss people off.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 5:55 PM  

I'm giving 50/50 on political violence. Big stage means big attention seekers.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 5:55 PM  

A win for Tom Brady is a win for America.

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable February 05, 2017 5:56 PM  

The Patriots are long term greatness, under assault by the forces of evil. Every one of you bastards who are against them is anti-American, and probably a communist.

ESPECIALLY Nate

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 6:02 PM  

Kona Commuter wrote:The question is - will there be riots?
Doubtful, I'm guessing that it ''authorized/ticketed personel only'' within a mile of the stadium.
Especially because VP Pence is supposed to be at the game.

Blogger Cecil Henry February 05, 2017 6:02 PM  

The problem with the Superbowl is that the hype invariably so exceeds the game itself.

But we shall see....

Blogger Unknown February 05, 2017 6:06 PM  

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Blogger JohnR219 February 05, 2017 6:09 PM  

@19:It always does...

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 6:09 PM  

https://www.google.com/#safe=off&q=morrowind+the+movie
I kid you not. They still haven't learned thier lesson yet.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 6:15 PM  

Ain't blacks wonderful?
Look at all those Hall of Famers!

Blogger Roger G2 February 05, 2017 6:17 PM  

Relevant, yes. Will all companies who place ads during a game in which Tom Brady plays be boycotted? After all, Brady...knows Trump, or something.

Blogger Lazy Hero February 05, 2017 6:19 PM  

Can I keep watching? Reaching my monkeys on the screen limit...

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein February 05, 2017 6:20 PM  

Rise up Falcons!
Beat those f**kers.

Anonymous Anonymous February 05, 2017 6:21 PM  

When do we get some affirmative action in basketball and football. Blacks are grossly over-represented. We need some mexicans, Asians and whites in these leagues to ensure we have proper cultural representation!!!

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 6:22 PM  

Lazy Hero wrote:Can I keep watching? Reaching my monkeys on the screen limit...
Yeah right? A bit much on the negrophilla don'tcha think?

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 6:26 PM  

Oh god, even had the signing for the deaf.

Anonymous Axe Head February 05, 2017 6:26 PM  

The Big Gayme!!

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 6:30 PM  

Coca-Cola laying on the gayness.

Anonymous Bryan King February 05, 2017 6:31 PM  

I'd be able to enjoy this if it weren't for all the propaganda.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 6:31 PM  

Mods, please get rid of these virtue signaling fags.

Anonymous Eduardo February 05, 2017 6:31 PM  

Are you guys ready to Rummmmmble!!!!!

Oh yeah I can't see the awesome and totally not leftist ads here in Brazil.

Praise the Lord.

Blogger Cecil Henry February 05, 2017 6:32 PM  

@30:

Amen

Anonymous Qwisp February 05, 2017 6:32 PM  

W T F was that? If I actually drank that poison I would boycott it
..Coke sux

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 6:33 PM  

It's not difficult for me to boycott Coca-Cola and Busch beer. I drink neither.

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 6:34 PM  

And the NWO coin toss

Anonymous Bryan King February 05, 2017 6:34 PM  

H.W. has reached the Bill Burr "OMG how am I still alive" phase.

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 6:34 PM  

Cecil Henry wrote:The problem with the Superbowl is that the hype invariably so exceeds the game itself.



That is why I studiously avoided almost all of it. Still watching the Waste Management golf right now.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 6:35 PM  

That's just sad. Pres Bush Sr. shouldn't have been out there.

Anonymous NateM February 05, 2017 6:35 PM  

what, no obligatory "football is stupid" post from the would be ankle biters?

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 6:37 PM  

What the hell was that HBCU bullshit. SJW Marxist feel good story

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 6:39 PM  

That old Mossad operative GB senior should just die already

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 6:40 PM  

NateM wrote:what, no obligatory "football is stupid" post from the would be ankle biters?

@10 merely expressed disinterest. Does that count?

Blogger Jourdan February 05, 2017 6:42 PM  

Hoo boy, what a start for the Falcons! Wowza!

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 6:46 PM  

what, no obligatory "football is stupid" post from the would be ankle biters? Football is/ was ground zero in the (((civil rights movement))) culture war.

Anonymous NateM February 05, 2017 6:48 PM  

Laz- maybe. I'm disinterested myself, but not due to the sport so much as having no interest in watching 1) the pats 2) the idiotic preaching commercials 3) the inevitable celebrity virtue preening

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 6:49 PM  

They're going to focas on Hogan and Edelman, leaving Amándola open

Blogger tz February 05, 2017 6:53 PM  

Civility. War.

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 6:55 PM  

Damn o-lineman just layed down letting Brady get sacked

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Deplorable Cents February 05, 2017 6:55 PM  

We all know why Nate is watching. But he'll be disappointed, because GaGa has given assurances: no wardrobe malfunctions.

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 6:57 PM  

The Falcons gave up around 400 points in the regular season . I can't think of a Super Bowl winner that gave up 400 points in a season.

Blogger Badger Brigadon February 05, 2017 6:59 PM  

Hah, MY homoerotic team of Obsolete Farm Equipment is better than YOUR homoerotic team of obsolete Farm Equipment!

Blogger exfarmkid February 05, 2017 6:59 PM  

"GaGa has given assurances: no wardrobe malfunctions. "

That useless wench....

Anonymous A Most Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents February 05, 2017 6:59 PM  

Gaga gets preachy and shows off her flabby thighs.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:01 PM  

(((Commercial gayness intensifies)))

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:03 PM  

Back in my day, Superbowl commercials were funny, not preachy.

Anonymous Rambam February 05, 2017 7:03 PM  

Super Bowl Li. Good Chinese Buffet.

Blogger JACIII February 05, 2017 7:04 PM  

From Gab :
Texas Veteran
Texas Veteran · @TexasVet
an hour

I don't need to watch the Super Bowl.
The patriots already won: 306-232.

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 7:04 PM  

A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Deplorable Cents wrote:We all know why Nate is watching. But he'll be disappointed, because GaGa has given assurances: no wardrobe malfunctions.

Too bad. I was hoping xer boa would get caught in machinery and she would be garroted like Isadora Duncan.

Blogger Jourdan February 05, 2017 7:05 PM  

Nice first quarter, both teams look sharp, both defenses playing at the top of their game.

Patriots have the passing edge.

Falcons have the running edge.

Contrary to the usual bore-fest that Super Bowls are, I have a feeling this one will turn out to be a bit of a barn burner.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:07 PM  

#WeAccede

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 7:08 PM  

And the end of the 1Q ads are underwhelming...
Dumd Intel ad and ads for almonds.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:08 PM  

Jourdan wrote:Nice first quarter, both teams look sharp, both defenses playing at the top of their game.

Patriots have the passing edge.

Falcons have the running edge.

Contrary to the usual bore-fest that Super Bowls are, I have a feeling this one will turn out to be a bit of a barn burner.


Good so far, despite 0-0.

Blogger exfarmkid February 05, 2017 7:09 PM  

2-5-17, piss off.

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 7:09 PM  

There was an ad with a woman in a bikini. Nice body.

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 7:10 PM  

Brady is throwing deep but he should do more high percentage passes.

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 7:11 PM  

2-5-17 wrote:For the price of 1 superbowl, NFL cucks could secure our nation tomorrow.

All work and no play makes 2-5-17 a dull boy.

Blogger pyrrhus February 05, 2017 7:11 PM  

Huddled masses and rainbows have already shown up....

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 7:12 PM  

The Buick ad was funny...

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 7:13 PM  

Looks like that the Falcolns are gonna score

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:13 PM  

Atlanta making it look easy.

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 7:16 PM  

Pats need to scrap the run game

Blogger Jourdan February 05, 2017 7:17 PM  

Freeman is on fucking FIRE.

He's seeing the holes and the cuts like everyone else is moving at Matrix speed.

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 7:17 PM  

Atlanta is not intimidated. Patriots as of yet undaunted. This is good.

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 7:18 PM  

@ 2-5-17, I feel ya brother, but you barking up the tree around here. They gonna drag the shit out of you

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 05, 2017 7:18 PM  

The commercials are awful

Blogger Cataline Sergius February 05, 2017 7:18 PM  

Okinawa Marines still appear to get the SuperBowl 72.

Which is to say the Jarheads on the Rock get a three day weekend for the Superbowl.

You see Superbowl Sunday is Superbowl Monday in Japan the game started at 8:30 in the morning there and nothing got done until the game was over. Consequently the Marine Corps just shut down there on Superbowl Monday.

The chowhalls put on a special brunch. They really go all out...for the chowhalls.

Actually it was pretty fun because it was one of the few holidays where you weren't feeling homesick. Christmas and Thanksgiving always kind of sucked because no one could afford a ticket home for them.

But who cares about if you are with your family or not on Game Day?

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 7:19 PM  

Well two ads with republican actors.

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 7:20 PM  

I'm excited for the Patriotic put America first halftime show we've been promised

Anonymous patrick kelly February 05, 2017 7:20 PM  

2-5-17

Your virtue is signaled now please foad

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 7:24 PM  

The Terry Bradshaw ad was funny.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:27 PM  

Sprint commercial was pretty good too.

Freeman is unstoppable. Tom is doing me no favors on offense. :-(

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 7:29 PM  

Patriots making uncharacteristic mistakes

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:30 PM  

2-5-17 wrote:please explain your priorities to the 10 year old white girl raped in your nearest city tonight by muslim invaders.

Sorry little Susie, I didn't have $50 riding on you not getting raped.

Anonymous Roundtine February 05, 2017 7:30 PM  

The ads are degenerate.

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 7:33 PM  

There you go, short accurate passes

Anonymous Luke February 05, 2017 7:34 PM  

Something over a dozen years ago, I knew a cable TV technician (this was in Minnesota). Every year at Super Bowl time, he would make a list of a few customers who were behind on their bill enough to justify disconnection. Several hours before the game started, he would (on his own time) drive around to their addresses, til he spotted one that (going by the plethora of parked cars outside) was clearly having a Super Bowl party. Then, he would WAIT until about 30 seconds before the kickoff, then disconnect their cable (and haul *ss). I don't give a rat's posterior about football, or indeed any spectator sport in which I, or someone I know personally, is not a participant, so I found this hilarious. I wonder if any of the parties he shut down just seamlessly switched over to poetry recitals?

Anonymous Uncle Maffoo February 05, 2017 7:35 PM  

When I think football, I naturally think Alfa Romeo.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 7:36 PM  

They've got Brady rattled...

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 7:36 PM  

Roundtine wrote:The ads are degenerate.

This is the first time the broadcast in my country has allowed the ads to be seen and not replaced by boring, pedestrian, stale ads that are produced here. Therefore I shall not be too fussy.

Anonymous Rambam February 05, 2017 7:37 PM  

Its all about Belicheck's halftime adjustments now.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 7:38 PM  

Uncle Maffoo wrote:When I think football, I naturally think Alfa Romeo.
That was a surprise.

Blogger JaimeInTexas February 05, 2017 7:38 PM  

No dog in this game. I lean in favor of Atlanta, slighly.
All I care is for it to be over so that we return to normal in Houston.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:38 PM  

Can the Pats get a first down without help from the refs? Scholars differ on this question.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 7:39 PM  

Lazarus wrote:Roundtine wrote:The ads are degenerate.

This is the first time the broadcast in my country has allowed the ads to be seen and not replaced by boring, pedestrian, stale ads that are produced here. Therefore I shall not be too fussy.

Canada?

Blogger AdognamedOp February 05, 2017 7:41 PM  

Looks like the ref subs are in for the Pats.

Blogger Jourdan February 05, 2017 7:42 PM  

3 Defensive holds in a row by Atlanta to give new life to Patriots.
Devastating!!

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 7:43 PM  

New England should pass for the rest of the game.

Blogger Billy February 05, 2017 7:43 PM  

Lazarus wrote:Roundtine wrote:The ads are degenerate. Once upon a time, maybe the up to the late ninetys the ads were actually funny and tried to sell products rather than cultural Marxism

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:44 PM  

Way I figure is, the Falcons' secondary is playing extremely aggressive and the refs noticed the pattern and decided to stop tolerating it.

Blogger seeingsights February 05, 2017 7:44 PM  

O my

Anonymous Faceless February 05, 2017 7:44 PM  

@102

That was before it became fashionable to claim you watched "but just for the ads". I remember wanting to puke when hearing all the MBA types talk like this. They all sounded gay.

If I watch, I watch only the football. If there's a break, it's back to previous channel.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:44 PM  

Devastating pick six right before the half.

Blogger Shamgar February 05, 2017 7:45 PM  

DIfficult for NE to cover now.

Blogger JohnR219 February 05, 2017 7:45 PM  

Game over

Blogger Jourdan February 05, 2017 7:45 PM  

Atlanta's rush has Brady off on his timing, just by a little bit, but enough, and that interception for the Falcons was their reward for that hard rush during that drive.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 7:45 PM  

UH OH! PICK 6!

Anonymous Uncle Maffoo February 05, 2017 7:46 PM  

Brady just pulled a Peyton.

Anonymous Eduardo the Magnificent February 05, 2017 7:46 PM  

Ballgame

Anonymous Just another commenter February 05, 2017 7:47 PM  

Well. THAT may have taken the air out of Brady's balls!
ZERO-21!

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 7:47 PM  

Belichick is going to have to bring out a bigger hammer for these adjustments.

Anonymous Uncle Maffoo February 05, 2017 7:49 PM  

Michelob Ultra positioning itself as a superior post-workout to whey & creatine.

Blogger JaimeInTexas February 05, 2017 7:49 PM  

Alpha Romeo? I have not heard that brand in ages.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:49 PM  

Bookies are now giving odds on Belichick drinking from a paper bag by the end of the game.

Anonymous patrick kelly February 05, 2017 7:50 PM  

Wonder how many rapes are stopped by trolling football threads on blogs.

Anonymous Bryan King February 05, 2017 7:52 PM  

Slow motion sad Tom Brady, so good.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:52 PM  

Fast and the Furious commercial the funniest so far.

Anonymous Uncle Maffoo February 05, 2017 7:52 PM  

Why didn't Humpty Dumpty take advantage of the NHS?

Anonymous Uncle Maffoo February 05, 2017 7:56 PM  

24: Magic Negro Edition

Anonymous Laz February 05, 2017 7:57 PM  

"All I care is for it to be over so that we return to normal in Houston."

I was down there yesterday and everything seemed normal. Of course, I was no where near NRG.

Blogger JaimeInTexas February 05, 2017 7:57 PM  

FaF getting more and more ridiculous

Blogger VD February 05, 2017 7:57 PM  

Spammed, 2-15. You're off-topic. This thread is for football fans. Not for people to complain about how they don't like it.

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr February 05, 2017 7:57 PM  

@ 52: "Hah, MY homoerotic team of Obsolete Farm Equipment is better than YOUR homoerotic team of obsolete Farm Equipment!"

Damn, that's funny! Best laugh I've had today.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 7:58 PM  

Tom is clearly on too much Adderall tonight.

Anonymous Laz February 05, 2017 7:58 PM  

"Brady just pulled a Peyton."

We call that a Romo around here.

Blogger JaimeInTexas February 05, 2017 8:00 PM  

Which side of Houston? Try having to travel hwy 45 or 69 (formerly 59)

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr February 05, 2017 8:01 PM  

Atlanta clearly didn't get the word about how they were supposed to roll over and lose.

Blogger Cataline Sergius February 05, 2017 8:02 PM  

@ 117. JaimeInTexas

Alpha Romeo? I have not heard that brand in ages.

After Audi's ad, Alfa has earned at least a test drive from me.

@Vox is getting an Alfa as insane an idea as it used to be?

Anonymous Qwisp February 05, 2017 8:04 PM  

A field goal?

Blogger Cataline Sergius February 05, 2017 8:04 PM  

No getting around it.

The half time show IS going to be more interesting than the rest of this game.

Blogger Jourdan February 05, 2017 8:05 PM  

What a first half for the Falcons.

But football is a looooong game.

I expect the Pats to get back in this in short order.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 8:06 PM  

I'm morbidly curious to see how the Satanists are playing it this year.

Anonymous Laz February 05, 2017 8:08 PM  

Straight down 45 from DFW all the way to 610 then west to TC Jester. Traffic wasn't even as bad as other times I've been down there. Coming back once we passed where 261 hits 45 there was a dozen of just cruising down the left lane at 80mph.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:08 PM  

The game has been good! Everything else? In a word underwhelming.
Oh and fuck off Lady Gagme [hits mute button].

Anonymous u February 05, 2017 8:09 PM  

Puppy Bowl XIII is suitable halftime counter-programming.

Blogger SemiSpook37 February 05, 2017 8:09 PM  

Not watching it after the Steelers crapped the bed in Foxborough two weeks ago. And from the sound of things, I'm not really missing much of anything. I guess the only good thing coming out of Houston is the fact the Failcons are beating the living piss out of the Gheytriots.

I don't care if Brady is friends with the God-Emperor; he attended school in The Whore, and that's all he'll ever be.

Spent time with my family today, anyways, so I'd call that a win.

Blogger Cataline Sergius February 05, 2017 8:10 PM  

@129

A field goal?

Yeah...sure.

I mean if you are NE at this point why not? At least it will give people something else to remember. Not even sure if it's legal anymore but hey it got across the line somehow.

Anonymous bobdobbs February 05, 2017 8:11 PM  

Yes of course you do... But...

Haven't you heard that the birds are a second half team :)

Anonymous Laz February 05, 2017 8:11 PM  

Well, I never used 84 Lumber anyways.

Blogger Nate February 05, 2017 8:11 PM  

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY NATE IS WATCHING? I'M WATCHING BECAUSE I HATE TOM BRADY AND TOM BRADY IS GETTING DESTROYED.

I AM WATCHING BECAUSE THE PATRIOTS ARE TOTAL SHIT.

In other words... I am one of the 90 million NFL fans that are only interested because we really hate New England... and we really want to see them lose.

And yes...

I am very happy.

I can't wait for another pick-6.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:11 PM  

Aeoli Pera wrote:Fast and the Furious commercial the funniest so far.
Waaayyy too much CGI.

Blogger Nate February 05, 2017 8:13 PM  

also.. Lady GaGa is a dude... so...

Blogger JaimeInTexas February 05, 2017 8:13 PM  

I avoid downtown. You did not go though Pierce elevated or the 45/69 area.

Blogger SemiSpook37 February 05, 2017 8:14 PM  

And VD, I disagree that Montana is the GOAT. I'd put Bradshaw in that category, because he won back-to-back games...TWICE. And was the first to win four games. Both he and Montana get the nod because they're a perfect 4-0 on their trips to the game.

If Brady keeps it up, he's 4-3, which will be a lousy 0.571 record. The fact that he's currently 0.667 takes him out of the GOAT discussion completely. He should have beat Eli both times he lost.

Anonymous Qwisp February 05, 2017 8:14 PM  

That illegal immigrant ad....Was anyone else hoping the coyote would attack?

Blogger JaimeInTexas February 05, 2017 8:15 PM  

Gollum Gollum
Me too having morbid curiosity.

Blogger JaimeInTexas February 05, 2017 8:17 PM  

I have been reading Peter Grant's Maxwell series.
Might read some more until game restart.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 8:17 PM  

So far we have two burning towers and some moth people...:?

Blogger Nate February 05, 2017 8:19 PM  

Jesus this is shit... how about we save 80 million dollars and just get a fucking marching band

Anonymous bobdobbs February 05, 2017 8:20 PM  

Slight irony there... 84 Lumber?
Falcons are the team that Home Depot built. Heh.

Blogger Nate February 05, 2017 8:21 PM  

dear God...the tranny is playing a keyboard on a strap like a guitar... like its 1982...

Blogger Otto Lamp February 05, 2017 8:21 PM  

84 Lumber's "journey84.com" is coming back with a white page with the words "This service is unavailable."

Now it's "502 - Web server received an invalid response while acting as a gateway or proxy server."

Wanted to see if the rest of their ad was as bad as the first part, but I guess I'll never know.

Talk about a double fubar for 84 Lumber. First, their ad will alienate have of their customers, and their website is down.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:21 PM  

My roomate is from Boston. I hate to tell him ''Uhh, you remember SB XX? When they played the Bears?''

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 8:22 PM  

@135 u
Puppy Bowl XIII is suitable halftime counter-programming.
---

It already happened before the SB :P

Anonymous Faceless February 05, 2017 8:22 PM  

@144

Plus, you know, Terry Bradshaw was briefly enrolled at Polk High.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:23 PM  

Otto Lamp wrote:84 Lumber's "journey84.com" is coming back with a white page with the words "This service is unavailable."

Now it's "502 - Web server received an invalid response while acting as a gateway or proxy server."

Wanted to see if the rest of their ad was as bad as the first part, but I guess I'll never know.

Talk about a double fubar for 84 Lumber. First, their ad will alienate have of their customers, and their website is down.

Yup.
The service is unavailable. Epic fail.

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 8:24 PM  

@145 Qwisp
That illegal immigrant ad....Was anyone else hoping the coyote would attack?
---

I was hoping the lil kid would say "Mommy, why are we invading America?"

Blogger JohnR219 February 05, 2017 8:25 PM  

Well, Gaga isn't being politcal...so far

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 8:26 PM  

Her cutie mark reminds me that My Little Pony did an episode based on this gal: The Mane Attraction, for those interested.

Anonymous Laz February 05, 2017 8:26 PM  

"I avoid downtown. You did not go though Pierce elevated or the 45/69 area."

Yeah, I only went as far as I had to then got the F out.

Anonymous VFM #6306 February 05, 2017 8:26 PM  

Elton John has really lost some zip in his old age, but good for him for giving it a go at halftime. The chainmail diaper is kind of flattering.

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 8:26 PM  

@156 YIH
Yup.
The service is unavailable. Epic fail.
---

Teh wood bitches decided to make a pro illegal invader commercial with a heartwarming story about some sheeit, and then they hired some HINDU NUFFINS to do their web site for an epic fail.

Blogger JohnR219 February 05, 2017 8:26 PM  

At all...

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 8:27 PM  

@159 Aeoli Pera

Her cutie mark reminds me that (The Hugo Award Nominated) My Little Pony did an episode based on this gal: The Mane Attraction, for those interested.

Blogger HardReturn¶ February 05, 2017 8:28 PM  

Alfa Romeo sponsorship is puzzling... and what the devil does 84 Lumber have to do with a Mexican waif picking up trash, and why should I care about the rest of the story? Assuming these ads go through umpteen levels of approval and testing, yet so many come off as peripheral and pretentious. It's similar to media's bubble disconnect.

Blogger pyrrhus February 05, 2017 8:28 PM  

Gaga is a bit flabby...

Anonymous VFM #6306 February 05, 2017 8:29 PM  

What does Journey84.com produce? Jobs for antifas?

Blogger pyrrhus February 05, 2017 8:32 PM  

How many of the tweets she is reading were planted by the network?

Anonymous Napoleon 12pd February 05, 2017 8:32 PM  

The NFL really needs to get some variety in the halftime shows. Nothing but rock acts makes for a dull halftime.

Blogger LES February 05, 2017 8:33 PM  

Don't know the songs, couldn't understand the words. But it WAS a technical spectacle.

Blogger modsquad February 05, 2017 8:33 PM  

Superb Owl

Blogger Cataline Sergius February 05, 2017 8:33 PM  

Not as good as Prince's half-time show but credit where it's due, it was infinitely better than Katy Perry's.

I'm not surprised she didn't go political. Whether you like her or not she actually has real talent. She thinks that getting by on politics is beneath her.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 8:34 PM  

Aeoli Pera wrote:So far we have two burning towers and some moth people...:?

Add a bunch of pentagrams and a diorama of hell turning into heaven...nothing particularly inspired. They must have sent all the artistic talent to China already.

Anonymous Eduardo February 05, 2017 8:34 PM  

Maybe some country music?

What about a nice Jazz?

*In all fairness, you do realise that most fans react when classic rock songs plays in the stadium right?*

What about a Trump Speech?

Anonymous Luke February 05, 2017 8:35 PM  

166. pyrrhus February 05, 2017 8:28 PM
"Gaga is a bit flabby..."

She turns 31 this March. She's post-Wall.
She's a self-admitted druggie, too.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:35 PM  

Nate wrote:Jesus this is shit... how about we save 80 million dollars and just get a fucking marching band
I hit mute as soon as the clock zeroed.
It sounds like even ''Up With People'' and the guy with the jetpack would have been better.

Blogger Aeoli Pera February 05, 2017 8:36 PM  

Were-Puppy wrote:@159 Aeoli Pera

Her cutie mark reminds me that (The Hugo Award Nominated) My Little Pony did an episode based on this gal: The Mane Attraction, for those interested.


The song in that episode was nominated for an Emmy too. Should have won both awards, hands-down.

Blogger Lazarus February 05, 2017 8:37 PM  

One hour half-time is stupid.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:39 PM  

Back to football. Gotta give FOX credit, the camerawork has been awesome, and the stream so far has been perfect. No pixillation, blur or jitter.

Blogger JRR February 05, 2017 8:40 PM  

Fuck Audi.

Blogger pyrrhus February 05, 2017 8:40 PM  

Grrrl power commercial....

Anonymous Eduardo February 05, 2017 8:41 PM  

*Gets interested in Katy's Halftime, so goes to see if was that bad...*

*O_O WHAT THE HECK IS THAT FELINE FIGURE!!!!*

Katy's leg dont get my seal of "sexy thigs" of approval.

Is it me or the Audio was worst back then? Gaga seemed to be using a mix of pre-recorded and Live audio though.

Blogger Were-Puppy February 05, 2017 8:42 PM  

HAHA - Great Tweet
https://twitter.com/Goldberg/status/828413106745274369

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr February 05, 2017 8:43 PM  

Ladies, a tip...the tattooist is NOT your friend. Ever.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:43 PM  

I liked the Snickers ad. Pulled it off well, despite pushing the ''It's LIVE!'' aspect.

Blogger Otto Lamp February 05, 2017 8:46 PM  

Patriots dropping more balls, because the balls aren't deflated.

Anonymous Eduardo February 05, 2017 8:46 PM  

I just keep wondering how the poor bastard inside that Shark suit will show his this Triumph from 2015.

Dad/Shark: "Look son that is me... inside the shark

Son/Shark Jr: "What the f..."

Dad/Shark: "..."

Son/Shark Jr: "You dance retarded dad!"

Dad/Shark: "..."

Blogger AdognamedOp February 05, 2017 8:46 PM  

oh fuk you budwieser

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:47 PM  

And now they can't make completions...

Anonymous Laz February 05, 2017 8:48 PM  

We are in deep trouble... Snoop can't find his bag.

Blogger U PC BRO? February 05, 2017 8:49 PM  

@188 it's those fucking Belgians at Inbev. Total SJW corporation.

Blogger YIH February 05, 2017 8:49 PM  

Chug some of that laundry detergent ''Bill Nye the Science Guy''

Blogger Robert Browning February 05, 2017 8:49 PM  

There was a pre-game ceremony, where they marched out the best of the best for each year. PROBLEM: They skipped every single year whites won the honor, and only marched out blacks!

Anonymous Eduardo February 05, 2017 8:49 PM  

@183

Legend, nuff said man. If only he hadn't fall on his in his entrance by getting by fireworks, he would be perfect. And hadn't hit his head on the corner post and got an obvious concussion.

Anonymous patrick kelly February 05, 2017 8:49 PM  

I vacuumed the carpet during most of the LG show. Stopped when I saw her at the piano, thought maybe she'd do something different like I've seen her solo on TV before showcasing her ivory and pipes skillz. No such luck, straight back to pop slop.

Damn, didn't expect the BradyChick parade to get rained on so hard. Still, sometimes they don't wake up until the 4th and they are still 2 scores behind.

Anonymous Laz February 05, 2017 8:51 PM  

This is great, you can feel the Patriots' tension.

Anonymous Faceless February 05, 2017 8:53 PM  

@193

To be fair, they had prefaced that with black athletes from Historically Black Colleges. They want to separate and form an ethnic enclave in America. Seems like it's reasonable for them to finally accept the Atlanta Compromise with the Falcons in the Super Bowl.

Anonymous Gedrin February 05, 2017 8:53 PM  

Between the Audi and the Budweiser commercial, I'm not really interested anymore

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