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Friday, March 24, 2017

SJW car crash

No, I mean that literally, not figuratively.


Nick Percat’s Brad Jones Racing Holden will sport a rainbow paint scheme at Albert Park, carrying the message of equality. The car features primary branding from Holden and follows the company’s sponsorship of the recent Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras …

“The unmissable rainbow colours on the #8 Holden Commodore is all about supporting equality of people, no matter their race, gender or sexual preference,” read a BJR statement.

“It is not a stance on any issue in particular, but of equality in all its forms, diversity and equal opportunity for all.”

Yeah, so about that.
Marring the race won by Shell Ford flyer Scott McLaughlin, Percat was left reeling when he crashed his Holden into the back of Lee Holdsworth following a brake failure. The Brad Jones Racing driver emerged from his car hunching before being forced to sit down on the side of the famous Melbourne street track. Percat crashed with just two laps to go in the race when his brakes failed while travelling at 250kph.
And to think some people don't believe there is a God.

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70 Comments:

Anonymous Randomatos March 24, 2017 8:03 AM  

"Percat was left reeling when he crashed his Holden into the back of Lee Holdsworth..."
TMI! Coffee, spew, keyboards and such.

Blogger 4499 March 24, 2017 8:20 AM  

So wait. Everyone was shocked when the homosexual racecar rear-ended a guy?

Anonymous Looking Glass March 24, 2017 8:26 AM  

Considering Aussie papers, this should be good for some hilarious headlines in the locals.

@2 4499

The Editor doesn't get the joke, I think.

Blogger JP March 24, 2017 8:26 AM  

I see I'm too late to make the obvious pun.

Anonymous Some random guy March 24, 2017 8:28 AM  

Hey, they needed to ensure that the brake pedal gave the same amount of acceleration as the gas one. That, and they must have decided that all car parts are equal. So what if they were made for an entirely different car model and brand.

Anonymous Man of the Atom March 24, 2017 8:30 AM  

A DuckDuckGo image search on "Nick Percat injured at Albert Park event" brings up 4 images of the crash and multiple images of CNN reporters (incl. Mr Cooper), Bernie Sanders, and some Obama rallies.

COINCIDENCE?

Blogger Mr.MantraMan March 24, 2017 8:34 AM  

Yeah nothing says love of equality like car racing.

OpenID paworldandtimes March 24, 2017 8:40 AM  

At first glance it looks like that lion is humping another's rump.

PA

Anonymous Rocklea March 24, 2017 8:42 AM  

I'm surprised they weren't forced to cross the finish together. Cisgendered misogynist sport

Anonymous CarpeOror March 24, 2017 8:45 AM  

The joys of a diverse work force.

Anonymous CarpeOro March 24, 2017 8:46 AM  

Meant to say diverse pit crew.

Blogger Cecil Henry March 24, 2017 8:46 AM  

The hypocrisy of 'supporting equality': it always means someone ELSE is forced to pay for it.

And subsidize its negative consequences.

Envy is one of the seven deadly sins. 'Equality' is the weaponized social policy used to hide it.

A man abler than his brothers insults them by implication. He must not aspire to any virtue which cannot be shared'

You can't believe in 'equality' and God.

Blogger Michael Neal March 24, 2017 8:54 AM  

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Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother March 24, 2017 8:57 AM  

This reminds me of an old episode of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Anonymous DeeJay March 24, 2017 8:57 AM  

Heh. Now THAT'S 'convergence'.

And of course, the end result is still the same: a literally useless ruin that can't even.

Blogger Koanic March 24, 2017 8:59 AM  

I guess rear-ending another man really is unsafe.

Anonymous Jeff March 24, 2017 9:00 AM  

Michael, I'm surprised Facebook didn't ban you for using the word cuck.

Anonymous BBGKB March 24, 2017 9:03 AM  

Yeah nothing says love of equality like car racing.

For real convergence he would wear a dress for drag racing.

Anonymous basementhomebrewer March 24, 2017 9:04 AM  

Didn't realize this about Holden. I had a high opinion of them after they produced the US Pontiac GTO, Pontiac G8 and Chevy SS. Those are all pretty great cars but I guess I can expect a noticeable decline in quality now that they are focusing on non-core objectives to their company.

Blogger Michael Neal March 24, 2017 9:05 AM  

@17 I don't know either, I get away with a lot for some reason, maybe because I purchased ads for my film projects and therefore an income source

Blogger Gaiseric March 24, 2017 9:11 AM  

It's pretty funny to watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67UpW2xNkIE

Anonymous Ironsides March 24, 2017 9:15 AM  

Gaiseric wrote:It's pretty funny to watch.

It is at that. The LispMobile disintegrating like a traitor's narrative under the light of truth. I would have liked to see him staggering out, too, though.

Blogger Gaiseric March 24, 2017 9:19 AM  

@22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2SdlQ0uVM

Blogger Kallmunz March 24, 2017 9:22 AM  

His "brakes failed." Am I a cynic for doubting that?

Anonymous zebedee March 24, 2017 9:23 AM  

Holdsworth really needed a bumper sticker to warn him off.

"I'm not gay so don't rear-end me!"

Anonymous Man of the Atom March 24, 2017 9:23 AM  

@22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2SdlQ0uVM

Sponsored by Fuchs. Heh.

Anonymous Eric the Red March 24, 2017 9:36 AM  

Divine justice. God proves that He moves within History.

Time for the left to be afraid, very very afraid.

Anonymous Steve Canyon March 24, 2017 9:37 AM  

Holden's not even going to be making cars after 2017, they're ceasing production and closing their plant in Australia. They're owned by GM, and they're going to end up selling Chevrolets built by Daewoo and other foreign suppliers there.

Blogger YIH March 24, 2017 9:37 AM  

Here's the winrar version of that car.

Anonymous basementhomebrewer March 24, 2017 9:41 AM  

Kallmunz wrote:His "brakes failed." Am I a cynic for doubting that?

It is at least plausible. In the slow-motion the rear tires are locked while the front tires are spinning. Front breaks tend to do most of the work so a front break failure is more of an issue than a rear break issue.

I think the issue is they were devoting more of their time to virtue signalling than maintaining the functional aspects of the car.

Anonymous Chuck Tingle March 24, 2017 9:53 AM  

SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY EQUALITY PROMOTING GAY RACE CAR

-By Chuck Tingle

Nick could barely hold on. The car kept revving faster. Faster. When he couldn't stand it any longer he made his move to the inside. There was no stopping him now. His hydraulic brake cable felt like it was about to burst, ready to spray fluid wantonly all over the #20 car's glistening rear bumper....

Blogger Mountain Man March 24, 2017 9:56 AM  


Haaaahaaaaaa...nothing like this to warm my cold, stony heart on this cold day in March. !

Especially love the visuals- graciously provided by @ 21

Anonymous Grayman March 24, 2017 9:59 AM  

Anyone see that Canada is pushing Anti-blasphemy legislation for islam? Converged Canada.

Anonymous DJF March 24, 2017 10:04 AM  

"""" but of equality in all its forms, diversity and equal opportunity for all"""

I notice they never have any white in these rainbows

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 24, 2017 10:13 AM  

Talk about your "equal and opposite reaction."

Homophobia is physics.

Anonymous Tony Denton March 24, 2017 10:15 AM  

No comment on this?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/03/22/police-man-accused-murder-traveled-nyc-target-blacks-sword/99505550/

Anonymous Alsos March 24, 2017 10:17 AM  

“It is not a stance on any issue in particular, but of equality in all its forms, diversity and equal opportunity for all.”

Baloney.

Some years back I remember a small town putting out bumper stickers promoting the town - prominently featuring a rainbow. They were popular until someone pointed out that the rainbow was a symbol of the gay pride movement, and that residents were unwittingly advertising their town as gay friendly. In the ensuing controversy, those who put out the stickers denied up and down and sideways that it was anything more than a pretty, happy, innocent rainbow, cute and colorful with absolutely no political message or meaning at all. Those responsible turned out to be connected with the town's mayor, who was flamboyantly gay himself. At which point they doubled down on the denial that there was any message, in defiance of the plainly obvious.

I don't remember the outcome now, but I think this was before the "projection" stage had been perfected among SJWs - doubtless nowadays they'd waste little time with the first two steps and immediately accuse anyone who said the stickers that were not in any way tied to gay pride whatsoever of being bigots, homophobes, and self-hating closet cases for opposing their distribution.

Anonymous Überdeplorable Psychedelic Cat Hair March 24, 2017 10:18 AM  

So gay car hits normal car from behind? John McClane has something to say about this.

Blogger Silly But True March 24, 2017 10:21 AM  

Chuck Tingle's next opus: Hard Bud's Car Pounded in Car's Butt By Buckaroo's Gay Car

Anonymous Jeff March 24, 2017 10:21 AM  

Anyone see that Canada is pushing Anti-blasphemy legislation for islam? Converged Canada.

Yes, the M103 motion was passed in parliament yesterday. There were some small free speech rallies around the country but they were overwhelmed by Antifa/Black Block commies.

If not for the cops, the free speechers would have not survived. See Lauren Southern periscopes from the Toronto rally.

In any event, the M103 motion is just the thin edge of the wedge. Get ready for Sharia Law!

Blogger Markku March 24, 2017 10:29 AM  

Gaiseric wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2SdlQ0uVM

That's like in A Requiem for a Dream.

ASS TO ASS!

Blogger Mountain Man March 24, 2017 10:30 AM  

"In any event, the M103 motion is just the thin edge of the wedge. Get ready for Sharia Law!”

..And get ready for a massive resurgence of the "Parti Québécois” - only this time they will succeed.
Also the Eastern Provinces - still primarily scotch/irish - are beginning to rumble as well. Despite the iron grip the Iriving family has on that region ( and their nascent support of syrian refugees) the disgust with this forced multiculturalism is beginning to reach its limits

Blogger VFM #7634 March 24, 2017 10:33 AM  

Holden's not even going to be making cars after 2017, they're ceasing production and closing their plant in Australia. They're owned by GM, and they're going to end up selling Chevrolets built by Daewoo and other foreign suppliers there.

@28 Steve Canyon
Figures. And a travesty. Australia put quite a lot of effort into building its own car industry in the first place because of its backwater location. But with SJWs at the helm...

Anonymous Grayman March 24, 2017 10:42 AM  

The west seriously needs to start up a "warrior monk" organization, a cross between MMA type combat arts combined with the study of philosophy and real religion, not converged churchology.
I would imagine that such an organization could be a significant draw for young men. Given the ongoing exodus from the Christian religion I keep hearing about by the members of the church there have to be some religious individuals out there who would be willing to pick up that end of things.

Anonymous Satan's Hamster March 24, 2017 10:47 AM  

"Also the Eastern Provinces - still primarily scotch/irish - are beginning to rumble as well."

Don't forget the Prairies. They ain't happy about 'multiculturalism', either.

Canada is 150 years old this year. I don't see much chance of it reaching 200.

Blogger Karl March 24, 2017 10:50 AM  

OT: Drupal (content management system) community purges man for badthink BSDM.

https://medium.com/@nayafia/the-games-we-play-8229bd1e565f

Today the Drupal world is up in arms because a longtime leader, Larry Garfield, was quietly expelled from the community after months of harassment and bullying, due to his private kink lifestyle.
The decision was made by Drupal’s founder, Dries Buytaert, and the response has been appropriately horrified. Kicking someone out based on their sexual beliefs seems antithetical to the title of Dries’s post, “Living our values”.

It wasn’t because Dries found the practice of BDSM to be inherently abhorrent. In fact, he makes a point to say, “I don’t take any offense to the role-playing activities or sexual preferences of Larry’s alternative lifestyle.”

Rather, Dries expelled Larry because, “The Gorean philosophy promoted by Larry is based on the principle that women are evolutionarily predisposed to serve men and that the natural order is for men to dominate and lead.”

Anonymous Avalanche March 24, 2017 10:55 AM  

@24 "His "brakes failed." Am I a cynic for doubting that?"

His rear wheels were NOT spinning, they were frozen.... so mebbe not?

Anonymous Jeff March 24, 2017 10:55 AM  

..And get ready for a massive resurgence of the "Parti Québécois” - only this time they will succeed.

Alt-Righters support the right of all nations to exist, and Quebec is definitely a distinct nation.

Anonymous Avalanche March 24, 2017 10:59 AM  

@43 "The west seriously needs to start up a "warrior monk" organization, a cross between MMA type combat arts combined with the study of philosophy and real religion, not converged churchology."

Move in and take over the Historical European Martial Arts community:
https://www.hemaalliance.com/

Anonymous Grayman March 24, 2017 11:18 AM  

@48

I'm making some progress at "alt-right" converging the local boyscout troop I'm involved with. Boys that age seem to begging for some actual way to achieve manhood as opposed to becoming the metrosexual unich society is trying to tell them to be.

While the overall boyscout organization has been fully converged by SJW in large part the parent organization is hands-off and an "absentee" parent when you get down tot he troop level.

I may have to see if I can bring some of the HEMA into the troop....

Blogger Silly But True March 24, 2017 11:22 AM  

@Grayman: "The west seriously needs to start up a "warrior monk" organization, a cross between MMA type combat arts combined with the study of philosophy and real religion..."

I wonder if there is any such guru who has claimed the ivan throne necessary to be in the position to pass along exactly that wisdom?

Blogger frigger611 March 24, 2017 11:50 AM  

This story is perhaps the 2nd best self-writing joke ever!

(The best was when my female assistant once read a terrifying news story about an Aussie who woke up one morning to find a python curled up in her bed. My assistant asked "can you imagine waking up in the morning with a giant python laying next to you?"

So yeah, I went there, how was I supposed to stop myself?)

Blogger Aeoli Pera March 24, 2017 12:11 PM  

Brake failure...this story is too good to be true, but I'll believe anything that inspires Chuck Tingle.

Make love real again!

Blogger Resident Moron™ March 24, 2017 12:16 PM  

Woe unto those who call evil good ...

#Lulz

Blogger Robert Paxton March 24, 2017 12:22 PM  

I haven't looked at the comments yet, but how many jokes about the gay car rear-ending another car are there?

Anonymous RabidRatel March 24, 2017 12:27 PM  

Never brake in front of a gay car.

Blogger bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) March 24, 2017 12:42 PM  

'Pounding The Handsome Race Car In The Butt, With My Butt ( I Am A Handsome Race Car Also )'

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros March 24, 2017 1:30 PM  

Mike Pence must have used the CIA software to hack the car.

Blogger Lone Catholic March 24, 2017 2:15 PM  

Divine justice. God proves that He moves within History.

Divine justice indeed. No wonder it crashed. Homosexuality is a vile sin.

Those who dismiss divine justice had better wake up. It's real. Only a fool would think he can get away with it.

Incidentally, exactly one year ago, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford died of cancer. He was famous mainly for being a drug addict and alcoholic. Just another example of divine justice at work.

Blogger Markku March 24, 2017 2:17 PM  

( I Am A Handsome Race Car Also )

Homo Car's Car brother Hetero Car, who is also a car

Blogger Noah B The MacroAggressor March 24, 2017 2:23 PM  

No brakes on the crazy train.

Blogger bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) March 24, 2017 2:56 PM  

46. Avalanche March 24, 2017 10:55 AM
His rear wheels were NOT spinning, they were frozen.... so mebbe not?


front and rear brakes operate off of different reservoirs. this is true even on normal street cars.

+75% of effective braking happens on the front end of the vehicle, not least of which is due to weight transfer from the rear axle to the front under braking.

he could have had 100% of the rear brakes and it doesn't make a damn bit of difference if the fronts aren't there.

Blogger weka March 24, 2017 3:53 PM  

This is Aussie V8, a working class form of racing, like NASCAR. The idea that you must virtue signal on equality and tolerance to tradies when they are watching their side (Ford v Holden == Rugby v League: these are tribal disputes) is driving most people away from the SJWs.

Which is why the activists in Aussie do not want a plebiscite on fake marriage. They know they would lose.

As a Kiwi, friends don't let friends by rebadged Chevrolets and Daewoos because they have a Holden Lion on their grille.

Blogger Thurston Pilgrim March 24, 2017 4:43 PM  

Something about "Pounded in the rear"... there, that's all I can muster at this point. Cheers.

Anonymous Fed Up Aussie March 24, 2017 5:40 PM  

@62 Holden has signed their death warrant. Their sales with plummet. I also expect interest in the v8 races to decline. Coincidentally I think league has reached it peak and people are bored with it. Its no longer a bunch of big blokes smashing the shit out of each other but highly professional, with soft tackles, submission holds, no scrum, too many rules and no punch ups. Weekend football between local teams is more interesting.

Anonymous Marvin Boggs March 24, 2017 6:08 PM  

Diversity: 12ga. shotgun, 22LR varmint gun, 30-30 rifle, 9mm handgun.

Blogger bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) March 24, 2017 7:20 PM  

59. Markku March 24, 2017 2:17 PM
Homo Car's Car brother Hetero Car, who is also a car



hey now, Twincest fantasies are WAY over the line.

Anonymous Allabaster March 24, 2017 9:31 PM  

A bit of a shame, I've met Nick Percat and he seemed like a nice kid. I can only assume he had no part in chosing the political livery and that team management had all the say. I hope nobody was hurt from the whole ordeal.

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But were are the pizzas and triangles?

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