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Saturday, April 29, 2017

Hey, I don't criticize YOUR hobbies

This is really the last chance we have short of a "mountains of skulls." 

He says that like it's a bad thing. Some people collect stamps, some people collect shells, some people collect other things. I just happen to find the collecting, and sorting, and stacking to be a peaceful and relaxing pastime after a long day of tormenting SJWs and directing raids into enemy territory.

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Anonymous Walter Oleg April 29, 2017 11:14 AM  

Please forgive my rudeness.

Anonymous mothersmurfer April 29, 2017 11:16 AM  

HHAHAAHAHAHA! Yeah, I'm thinking I'll have a new hobby soon.

Anonymous Hesiod April 29, 2017 11:18 AM  

Jefe: I have put many beautiful skulls in the storeroom, each of them filled with little surprises.

El Guapo: Many skulls?

Jefe: Oh yes, many!

El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of skulls?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A *plethora*.

Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Anonymous FidelNaidoo April 29, 2017 11:36 AM  

Ya, I'm practicing my Tucker Carlson 'how could you believe that ?' face for future encounters with my wife's SJW staunch family....

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( don't trifle with me, son. i'm a professional, certified 4th degree black belt in the ancient Hebrew martial art of Kibitz Maga ) April 29, 2017 11:44 AM  

Ars Technica writers ( of the nominally male persuasion ) enjoy gossiping about their office slap fights / social dominance plays as if they were the biggest queers ( or women ) on the planet:
https://arstechnica.com/staff/2017/04/how-a-slack-ui-change-sparked-the-ars-technica-civil-war/

not that i'm criticizing, mind.

Blogger Ken Prescott April 29, 2017 11:59 AM  

As a guy who has played a great many AH/SPI/GDW wargames, I ain't gonna talk smack on someone's hobby being other than usual...

Blogger Johnny April 29, 2017 12:07 PM  

Well, there is a lot of skulls out there in the graveyard and you don't even have to wait for the flesh to rot away.

As for approval, as long is my skull is not one of them... maybe. Plus the thought of it causes me to think better of cremation.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab April 29, 2017 12:12 PM  

Does anyone know of a good third person fantasy rpg for x box 360 like dragon's dogma or dark arisen. Asking for a friend.

Anonymous kfg April 29, 2017 12:16 PM  

What greater honor in death might I have than having my skull considered worthy of collection?

Anonymous Ray Maddon April 29, 2017 12:16 PM  

Looks like Dragon Age Origins is available for xbox 360

Blogger Gapeseed April 29, 2017 12:30 PM  

My skull is so big and so thick that I should probably stay clear of Italy entirely.

Blogger MadMax 1861 April 29, 2017 12:41 PM  

This is the time of year that I hang cans of cat food in my 34 flowering pawpaw trees to attract pollinators. I also have one dead squirrel and a bucket of fish heads that I move from tree to tree right now. Human heads would probably attract way more pollinators (carrion flies and beetles)!

Blogger Cluebat Vanexodar April 29, 2017 12:44 PM  

I just wanted to say that I notice there is some frustration with the pace of GEs complete annihilation of The Old Way. There is only so much a demigod can do at any one time and He needs to choose His battles carefully.

I don't expect Him to speak any words of encouragement to the KEK Nation. They are mostly mobilizing against the fairy kingdom in enemy territory, and the fairy king (Governor) would not be amenable to Federal opposition to forces which support him. Plus, any acknowledgment would prompt comparisons to brownshirts past. GE may even blow a little smoke by condemning certain factions which are presently aligned with our objectives. Let it go. It is shineez.

GE is facing the rebellious provinces by challenging their unconstitutional usurpation of Federal powers. Time and again they have seemingly frustrated him by interference of the ninth circuit. This repetitive activity diminishes their authority every time that it is exercised.

My opinion is that He anticipates this interference and will be justified in taking some future action against it. Such as splitting the ninth, which is currently overworked and unable to fulfill its obligations.

But this is a long fight, and GE is playing the role of Rocky Balboa.

Blogger S1AL April 29, 2017 1:02 PM  

http://www.dailywire.com/news/15843/obama-says-he-considered-gayness-new-biography-amanda-prestigiacomo

But we can all criticize Obama's hobbies!

(I still can't decide if this is a hoax or not)

Blogger tuberman April 29, 2017 1:23 PM  

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Blogger Koanic April 29, 2017 1:39 PM  

That's no pillar. That's a pseudo-penis!

If he reaps enough SJW souls, he'll be able to summon and bind the spirit of the Hyena Matriarch, whose laugh drives all gammas to cringing erectness.

Blogger Johnny April 29, 2017 1:44 PM  

kfg wrote:What greater honor in death might I have than having my skull considered worthy of collection?

Honor is in preservation, not collection, and often heads are collected to be scorned, not celebrated.

Blogger David The Good April 29, 2017 2:11 PM  

MadMax 1861 wrote:This is the time of year that I hang cans of cat food in my 34 flowering pawpaw trees to attract pollinators. I also have one dead squirrel and a bucket of fish heads that I move from tree to tree right now. Human heads would probably attract way more pollinators (carrion flies and beetles)!

Asimina triloba? I hadn't heard of cat food. Makes sense, though chicken necks might be cheaper.

Anonymous Causal Lurker April 29, 2017 2:43 PM  

My hobby is the same as basementhomebrewer's. Friends are always happy to see you with bottles or casks to fill empty glasses - or skulls. Maybe a slightly sweet red to counteract the bone-deep sourness and bitter feelz in these skulls?

Blogger Koanic April 29, 2017 3:19 PM  

> Maybe a slightly sweet red to counteract the bone-deep sourness and bitter feelz in these skulls?

Red is a bit Goth for April. A light, aromatic yellow really brings out the cowardly undertones of the goblet.

Blogger dvdivx April 29, 2017 3:29 PM  

If you collect skulls make it look nice like predators do with their collections. Presentation is everything. If you want to add blood use fake blood the real stuff smells bad after awhile and has diseases in it.

Blogger owlish April 29, 2017 5:02 PM  

Sure, it's fun drinking out of the skull of an enemy worthy of the honor. But what do you do with all the extras? Maybe the equivalent of a ball pit?

Anonymous kfg April 29, 2017 6:28 PM  

"Honor is in preservation, not collection . . ."

You cannot collect without first preserving.

" . . . often heads are collected to be scorned, not celebrated."

At least you care.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab April 29, 2017 7:41 PM  

I've played the heck out of DA but can't stand anything after Awakening. I can't play witcher because I've got kids and the language. Skyrims been done to death for me too fantasy rpgs are tough to find good ones anyway.

Blogger MadMax 1861 April 29, 2017 9:19 PM  

@18 Yes, Asimina Triloba. Our cat doesn't like the ocean whitefish flavor in the large box, so they went in the pawpaw trees. Got a second road killed squirrel this afternoon. It was warm today and there were lots of flies. I did see some of them on the pawpaw flowers.I was out with the push mower and I'd stop every half an hour and move the squirrels and bucket of fish heads to the next tree.Only a few varieties are self pollinating (Sunflower is) and the flies need to carry the pollen between trees.

Blogger Eric Slate April 29, 2017 9:40 PM  

Thing is...after taking out the moral authority from Western society by promoting an ideology of power by any means necessary, how can you argue that stacking skulls is a BAD thing?

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 29, 2017 9:46 PM  

Alas, poor Scalzi! I knew him, Markku: a fellow
of infinite snark, of most fancy regency dress: he hath
bored me on his blog up a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that have lied I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gamma tells? your squees? your sashays as President,
that were wont to set the SFWA on a witchhunt? Not one
now, to mock your own deadline? quite No-Awarded?

Anonymous Sam the Man April 29, 2017 9:48 PM  

Perhaps Vox was just "trying to get ahead" in the world and folks interpreted it as "trying to get a head".

Maybe a translation issue form Italian to English.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 29, 2017 9:55 PM  

A "to!" A "to!" My blogdom for a "to!"

The line should have been:

he hath
bored me on his blog up to a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is!

Blogger JaimeInTexas April 29, 2017 10:02 PM  

Do you let gerns grow on your skull fence?

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit April 29, 2017 10:33 PM  

But what do you do with all the extras? [skulls - not worthy of honor]

@22


Compost everything...

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener April 30, 2017 12:21 AM  

Meanwhile, inside the Voxtuary...

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable April 30, 2017 2:06 AM  

Eric Slate wrote:Thing is...after taking out the moral authority from Western society by promoting an ideology of power by any means necessary, how can you argue that stacking skulls is a BAD thing?

You can't. The only remaining question is the feng shui.

Anonymous CarpeOro May 01, 2017 10:38 AM  

MadMax 1861 wrote:@18 Yes, Asimina Triloba. Our cat doesn't like the ocean whitefish flavor in the large box, so they went in the pawpaw trees. Got a second road killed squirrel this afternoon. It was warm today and there were lots of flies. I did see some of them on the pawpaw flowers.I was out with the push mower and I'd stop every half an hour and move the squirrels and bucket of fish heads to the next tree.Only a few varieties are self pollinating (Sunflower is) and the flies need to carry the pollen between trees.

Hadn't heard of the fruit until I went to college in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Surprised to find that I live at the northern edge of its growing zone considering the next town to the west of Kalamazoo is Paw Paw, Michigan. A local winery actual makes wine from the fruit (amongst the many other varieties, including wines from all three native North American grapes).

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