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Sunday, May 28, 2017

He was a good orc!

I don't know if it was Tara McCarthy who kicked off all the #orcposting on Twitter yesterday or not, but regardless, it's hilarious. The ride never ends.



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Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( Give us this day our daily bait, that we may crush our enemies, see their weaksauce driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women, thank you Baby Jesus, Amen ) May 28, 2017 12:55 PM  

he was a good muslim?

he was going to go back to college?

Blogger Geoarrge May 28, 2017 12:56 PM  

The South Hackdirt Institute of Thaumaturgy awarded Nuffin Gro-Dindu the posthumous honorary degree of Legitimate Wizard in recognition of the career his momma said he would have had.

Blogger Dangeresque May 28, 2017 12:56 PM  

If the Orcs eat you, you win.

Anonymous Hesiod May 28, 2017 1:00 PM  

Dear Baby Jesus, please condemn orcs straight to Hell. Thank you.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother May 28, 2017 1:07 PM  

That Denethor...so hot right now

Blogger Gimli May 28, 2017 1:21 PM  

if we kill the orcs, they win!

Blogger Gimli May 28, 2017 1:21 PM  

you have my ax... so you can kill the elves who want to hurt the poor misunderstood orcs.

Blogger Cubby8126 May 28, 2017 1:21 PM  

Hands up don't loose

Blogger Matthew May 28, 2017 1:31 PM  

When I read LOTR to my children, I use a Snoop Dogg voice for Grishnakh and Shagrat.

Blogger Gimli May 28, 2017 1:35 PM  

Matthew wrote:When I read LOTR to my children, I use a Snoop Dogg voice for Grishnakh and Shagrat.

hhahahahaahahahha. thats awesome.

Blogger ghostfromplanetspook May 28, 2017 1:41 PM  

Green pride world wide

Anonymous The Original Arrogant Penguins Fan May 28, 2017 1:44 PM  

"Sending positive energy their way... The candlelight vigil will begin at midnight."

For the lolz

Blogger von Dotty May 28, 2017 1:52 PM  

Fortunately, Grima Wormtongue was there to be the adult in the room. Until the populist rabble sent him on his way. Then he got a private sector gig with Saruman.

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable May 28, 2017 2:03 PM  

he was going to go back to college?

In his car, and run over the few hobbits he missed first time around.

Blogger Bellguard May 28, 2017 2:08 PM  

You reach out to push the Orc off a bridge.

You roll a 1.

You lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( Give us this day our daily bait, that we may crush our enemies, see their weaksauce driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women, thank you Baby Jesus, Amen ) May 28, 2017 2:22 PM  

i was actually referring to Salman Abedi, but play it however you want too.

there will be another muslim dindu nuffining along in another week or so.

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( Give us this day our daily bait, that we may crush our enemies, see their weaksauce driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women, thank you Baby Jesus, Amen ) May 28, 2017 2:23 PM  

15. Bellguard May 28, 2017 2:08 PM
You lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.



scary clown loves you.

forcibly.

Blogger ZhukovG May 28, 2017 2:23 PM  

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Anonymous Takin' a Look May 28, 2017 2:45 PM  

-OT

Looks like they are dumping ISIS and resurrecting Al-Queda.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/bin-ladens-son-steps-into-fathers-shoes-as-al-qaeda-attempts-a-comeback/2017/05/27/0c89ffc0-4198-11e7-9869-bac8b446820a_story.html?utm_term=.3781179295ee

Is Hollywood moon-lighting?

Blogger Wolfman at Large May 28, 2017 3:08 PM  

For reference: Orcs have an average IQ of 80.

Anonymous JAG May 28, 2017 3:13 PM  

Orcrist glows whenever white privilege is present.

Blogger YIH May 28, 2017 3:17 PM  

@19 Takin' a Look
Think that's bad? State Department Quietly Raises “Refugee” Quotas, Trump Totally Silent.

Anonymous Bz May 28, 2017 3:22 PM  

Manchester Orc Olympics 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQh2C1VRYBM

Blogger Iron Spartan May 28, 2017 3:39 PM  

National Geographics: "These are the future faces of Middle Earth and it's beautiful"

http://tolkienfanz.weebly.com/uploads/2/5/9/3/25934335/9763283.jpg

Blogger Mr.MantraMan May 28, 2017 3:42 PM  

We all bleed red

Blogger Matthew May 28, 2017 3:44 PM  

Mr.MantraMan wrote:We all bleed red

People keep saying that, but I feel the need to perform empirical and statistically significant tests.

Blogger Resident Moron™ May 28, 2017 3:55 PM  

@26

Repeatability is the essence of real Science.

Anonymous Tony Stork May 28, 2017 4:00 PM  

Man, I cannot wait for white folks to become a minority and you feel what it is like to be discriminated against

Blogger Gospace May 28, 2017 4:06 PM  

@28 Having lost out on jobs to less qualified women, you don't have to be a minority in today's world to be discriminated against.

Blogger von Dotty May 28, 2017 4:06 PM  

I love a good D&D reference!

Blogger APL May 28, 2017 4:13 PM  

"I cannot wait for white folks to become a minority and you feel what it is like to be discriminated against"

Why should 'white folk' be discriminated against in the civilisation their ancestors built and society they maintain?

If it's such a shitstorm to live in a white society, Zimbabwe beckons, or The Republic of Sierra Leone. Choose wisely.

Anonymous Patrick Brown May 28, 2017 4:21 PM  

In Orctario, they call this a "cuck of convenience."


“This video has been around for years — it was well-known that Jack had publicly said this kind of stuff. So why now?”

Anonymous JAG May 28, 2017 4:37 PM  

Tony Stork wrote:Man, I cannot wait for white folks to become a minority and you feel what it is like to be discriminated against

We are your gods.

Also, you have to go back.

Anonymous Unamused Flyover Resident May 28, 2017 4:49 PM  

White folks already are a global minority.

And having seen the chart(s) for GPA/ACT score required to get "merit-based" tuition assistance at one of our public universities, I suggest we already are discriminated against. POC status is worth up to 3 ACT points or .4 GPA points. It's all right there in the brochure in black and white, so to speak.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener May 28, 2017 4:51 PM  

When nonwhites are a minority, they're forced to live in nice neighborhoods where there are plenty of jobs and disease-free water to drink. Oh, the oppression!

Blogger SteelPalm May 28, 2017 4:51 PM  

Did these sets of memes begin before or after the Mississippi massacre? If before, that's mildly prophetic of Tara.

Not that dindu savagery is particularly shocking or exceptional, but still...

Blogger S. Thermite May 28, 2017 4:52 PM  

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Blogger The Scribe May 28, 2017 6:03 PM  

I put a White Tree filter on my Facebook profile picture.
I'm helping!

Anonymous One Deplorable DT May 28, 2017 6:07 PM  

@28 - Man, I cannot wait for white folks to become a minority and you feel what it is like to be discriminated against

Oh, I'm sorry, are you being discriminated against by Y.T.?

This should help you go back. Once you're back among your people, whoever they are, you can be free from discrimination. Life will be a paradise without us white devils getting in your way.

Please make sure the ticket is one way.

Blogger APL May 28, 2017 6:29 PM  

@39 "This should help you go back"

That's so culturally insensitive, and inappropriately appropriating yt vodo tech.

A ride to the coast and a canoe should be a sufficient mark of yt generosity.

Blogger Stilicho May 28, 2017 7:04 PM  

Orc lives splatter!

Anonymous Lett Gou May 28, 2017 7:13 PM  

Vox live on Gab TV.

Blogger Pseudotsuga May 28, 2017 7:24 PM  

#NAOALT
Or if you live near Isengard, #NAUHALT.

Blogger Kek's SS Guard May 28, 2017 9:04 PM  

And don't forget the Civil Service exam, where because of my privilege, I can score 100% and not get hired because someone identifies as female dindu scores a 80!

Blogger Retrenched May 28, 2017 9:14 PM  

He a good orc, just turnin his life around, wanted to study healing magic at Winterhold

Anonymous VFM#1819 May 28, 2017 10:01 PM  

For your LotR meme folders. You're welcome.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/127506654

Blogger tz May 28, 2017 10:29 PM  

Actually Theoden was waiting for Gondor to lighten up. The signal towers. In the interim he was busy with deeper things. But they tended to horse around.

There was an earlier thriller about someone analyzing scrolls to find battle techniques, three days of the Gondor.

The obligation goes back a long time involving a debt to Minas Tirith, at each level. A seven layer tort.

Blogger tz May 28, 2017 10:29 PM  

No, he wasn't a good orc, but is a good orc.
The only good orc is a ... orc.

Anonymous FP May 28, 2017 11:12 PM  

The Scribe wrote:I put a White Tree filter on my Facebook profile picture.

I'm helping!


Bizarro! I love you! #prayforturtleface

Blogger DeploraBard May 28, 2017 11:19 PM  

Gandolph the white is offensive

Blogger haus frau May 28, 2017 11:28 PM  

@49 "The Scribe wrote:
I put a White Tree filter on my Facebook profile picture.

I'm helping!


Bizarro! I love you! #prayforturtleface"

Hot damn I love a good Adult Swim reference.

Blogger Silly but True May 28, 2017 11:46 PM  

Predictions: 2 generations away from Bible being outlawed as hate speech. 3 for LotR.

Blogger JohnnyRidden May 29, 2017 1:17 AM  

This is a bit....off. The goblins are the ones that blow themselves up, not the orcs :o

Also the "defending orcs against elves" bit is making me think of Dwarf Fortress instead.

Blogger John XR May 29, 2017 2:41 AM  

Ok, but the real problem is Orc CULTURE. Did you know Irish and Italian immigrants were also once frowned upon? They are only acting this way because of racism. Orcs are the real victims. And diversity and tolerance and the constitution.

Blogger John XR May 29, 2017 3:35 AM  

And that Elf that got raped by an Orc? The Orc was having a sexual emergency. And there is some language barrier. So the Orc technically thought he had consent. So, you know, it's all good.

Science says that race doesn't exist either. There is no difference between Orcs and Elves and Dwarfs at the genetic level. All races are the same thing. That's just science.

We need Orcs to pay our pensions, so we have to let them in. That's just economics.

Blogger Koanic May 29, 2017 4:23 AM  

Obviously orcs and humans are not different species, because they can interbreed, as everyone who's played a half-orc barbarian KNOWS!

Likewise, Elrond half-elven proves that humans and elves are the SAME, and equally magical.

Blogger Scott Birch May 29, 2017 4:40 AM  

#LorienAntiElf

Blogger VD May 29, 2017 4:45 AM  

This is a bit....off.

The orc train is fine.

Anonymous badhairday May 29, 2017 6:53 AM  

What's the difference between the Dead Marshes and Gondor?

Gondor had a wall!

Anonymous badhairday May 29, 2017 8:03 AM  

Picture: Scouring of the Shire:
https://chechar.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/scouring.jpg

Caption: Nutella shortage strikes multicultural Bag-end.

Blogger VFM #7634 May 29, 2017 10:14 AM  

There's only one genus, the Homo genus. We share 99.9% of our DNA with orcs. Racial differences don't exist, I tell you!

Blogger The Scribe May 29, 2017 4:45 PM  

51. haus frau May 28, 2017 11:28 PM
@49 "The Scribe wrote:
I put a White Tree filter on my Facebook profile picture.

I'm helping!

Bizarro! I love you! #prayforturtleface"

Hot damn I love a good Adult Swim reference.

Actually, I've never seen any Adult Swim.

I was thinking more along the lines of a Ralph Wiggims from 'The Simpsons' T-shirt I once saw.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable May 29, 2017 8:02 PM  

Silly but True wrote:Predictions: 2 generations away from Bible being outlawed as hate speech. 3 for LotR.

I assert that we're closer to an American Crusade than that, because reactive systems.

A trend is only a trend until it ends, whatever can't go on forever won't, etc.

Blogger Lovekraft May 29, 2017 10:12 PM  

Meme magic.

You guys heard about the new subreddit for SJW doubling down called

"Hold My Gender-Neutral Fluid"

(similar to Hold my Beer/Cosmo etc).

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