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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

The happiest day

This is, without question, the happiest day of Rod Dreher's life. NO ONE WILL EVER CALL HIM RACIST AGAIN!
This is amazing information. Focusing on the slave ancestor, this means that under the so-called “one drop rule” that was the law in some Southern states in Jim Crow times, I and my children would have been considered black, and subjected to segregation and persecution. Of course it’s highly unlikely that anyone would have known, not even us back then. Our physical appearance is, um, very white. But had genetic testing been around at that time, and had my ancestors been subject to it, the state would have learned that despite the whiteness of their skin, some of them were black, according to the law, and treated them unjustly.

I don’t know if my slave ancestor descends from my maternal or paternal line. My father is dead, but my mother is alive. I hope she will do the 23andme test to see what her ancestry is. That will tell me which line my African grandparent came from. Still, it’s almost certain that some of my ancestors fought a war whose goal in large part was to keep descendants of other ancestors enslaved. Genetically speaking, the story of the African slaves in North America is my story and my children’s story, too. And somewhere in this country, I may have black distant cousins alive today.
Amazing indeed. Speaking as someone who is considerably more American Indian than Rod is African-American, I regret to inform him that it doesn't actually work that way.

But nevertheless, I'd like to sincerely congratulate Mr. Dreher on his newly discovered blackness. This fraction of a percent of African DNA he possesses absolutely trumps a wife's black son, a mulatto grandchild, a predilection for black men, or a token black adoptee. Take that, Rick Wilson and Nick Searcy! Try as you might, you can't outcuck the Cuckmeister.

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158 Comments:

Blogger ZhukovG May 30, 2017 8:06 AM  

Rod Dreher, Vichy-Right and Slave Descendant. How long before he starts expressing a new found appreciation for the wisdom of Elijah Muhammad?

Blogger modsquad May 30, 2017 8:07 AM  

Might want to read the fine print at 23andme to see who owns your DNA after the test.

Blogger Krul May 30, 2017 8:14 AM  

Rod Dreher be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kga2soqvMF0

Blogger Koanic May 30, 2017 8:17 AM  

How funny would it be if this is just a testing artifact without statistical significance which commonly shows up on many people's results, and has nonetheless sent CuckRod Gayher into paroxysms of virtue signalling glee.

What a nigger.

Blogger 4499 May 30, 2017 8:19 AM  

Rod Dreher wuz kangz.

Blogger dc.sunsets May 30, 2017 8:24 AM  

And once again we see a clown mine his DNA for Black Privilege.

Should we expect to see him organize a family reunion of sorts with Rachel Dolezal and other similar folks desperate to find their rhythm?

Blogger praetorian May 30, 2017 8:24 AM  

Axe not for whom the bix noods, it noods for thee.

Anonymous Bobby Farr May 30, 2017 8:24 AM  

Disgusting. You only see this combination of self-loathing and wet-his-pants glee in cucks.

Anonymous CK May 30, 2017 8:25 AM  

Ron is getting all excited over noise. Also, I wouldn't put it past 23andMe to add a little spice to the mix.

Blogger The Gray Man May 30, 2017 8:25 AM  

I don't think that's how 23andMe.com works. 0.1 percent shared genes doesn't mean you're part black or Asian.

Am I right?

Blogger Antony May 30, 2017 8:26 AM  

Talking of which - these muslim men do not seem to like their chattels going out with Dutch men ; https://theoldcontinent.eu/dutch-poster/

Blogger VD May 30, 2017 8:27 AM  

0.1 percent shared genes doesn't mean you're part black or Asian.

It means you're ALL BLACK. One-drop rule is in full E-F-F-E-C-T otherwise known as effect.

Anonymous John Scalzi Unfinished Asimov Project May 30, 2017 8:28 AM  

Hasn't Rod virtue-signalled before about his friendship with a coalburner? (Doubtless one of the not inconsequential number who reads Dante--at least if "Dante" is texting her her dimebag is ready for delivery) I foresee a redoubled attempt at seduction in the air.

"How funny would it be if this is just a testing artifact without statistical significance which commonly shows up on many people's results"

Can't remember her name, but some Alt-lite wannabe bottle-blonde (((art history major))) on youtube has claimed 23andme inserts a one percent "one drop" in everyone's results, gratis.

You know, to make the world a better place. After all, we're all one--or at most, two-- species, the "human race".

Blogger Jack Vibe May 30, 2017 8:30 AM  

And now his DNA is no longer his. If they ever want to pin a crime on him, they just have to leave some if his DNA laying around and nudge the crime lab in that direction. Then it's "Bye, bye Ron!"

Blogger VD May 30, 2017 8:31 AM  

If they ever want to pin a crime on him, they just have to leave some if his DNA laying around and nudge the crime lab in that direction.

(nods) Black men do tend to commit a statistically disproportionate amount of crime.

Anonymous glosoli May 30, 2017 8:32 AM  

I was as happy as he was when I got my DNA results last year: 79% British, 13% other Northern European, 2.7% Neanderthal, 1.2% Southern European, and 0.1% Japanese.

Banzai!

Anonymous VFM #6306 May 30, 2017 8:33 AM  

He DNAdu nuffin.

Anonymous Icicle May 30, 2017 8:33 AM  

How funny would it be if this is just a testing artifact without statistical significance which commonly shows up on many people's results,

I was thinking the same thing. 6/10 of 1% could be statistical noise.

Can't remember her name, but some Alt-lite wannabe bottle-blonde (((art history major))) on youtube has claimed 23andme inserts a one percent "one drop" in everyone's results, gratis.

Do they really? I believe that is called lying. I think I have heard about that someplace.

Blogger Michael Neal May 30, 2017 8:34 AM  

i had my dna tested (ancestry.com) and it showed I had trace amounts of middle eastern and Spanish but then did another more accurate one (family Tree DNA) and I was 100% European

Anonymous Looking Glass May 30, 2017 8:35 AM  

@4 Koanic

Okay, I lol'd at that.

@9 CK

There's a LOT of reasons to believe they have been. There's also a market to have a little foreign DNA.

Blogger Orville May 30, 2017 8:36 AM  

Rod just nuked BLM, white privilege complaints and racism from orbit and doesnt' even realize it. Flip this one drop rule over and we find that over 80% of blacks are actually WHITE. The Wayan brothers need to get their white makeup back on.

Anonymous John Scalzi Unfinished Asimov Project May 30, 2017 8:37 AM  

lolzolz I must be getting lazy. Much like I penned my Congressman to rant against Muslim immigration EVEN BEFORE the media confirmed that the Manchester bomber was Muslim-- so too I allowed myself to weigh in before consulting Rod's OP.

I was actually half-ready to believe they told him he was 3.125% black or something. But no, no: despite the suspiciously self-consciously simian profile in that selfie, Rod just got his sauce ladled with the One Drop For His Own Raciss Good routine, "just because" . . .

Good God, what a useless dope

Blogger Dirtnapninja May 30, 2017 8:38 AM  

Is anything more pathetic than Negro Worship?

Blogger Duke Norfolk May 30, 2017 8:38 AM  

Good grief, how pathetic can you get. (I know, there's a lot of competition, even in his own case.)

God help me but I just can't help wanting to hear about the hordes breaking down his door.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan May 30, 2017 8:38 AM  

Silly.

I used 24 and Myself and came back part Kargonese from the star system alliance of Kargon ruled by Kark the Cruel who attempted a take over of Earth but was repulsed by spear throwing Africans of some reputed fierceness.

But never fear my fellow Earthlings, when Kark the 78th comes back to reclaim this planet I will put in a good word for you, because shared Kargonian-Earthling values.

Blogger Duke Norfolk May 30, 2017 8:39 AM  

John Scalzi Unfinished Asimov Project wrote:has claimed 23andme inserts a one percent "one drop" in everyone's results, gratis.

I wouldn't surprise me in the least these days. Anything for the cause; truth be damned.

Anonymous MendoScot May 30, 2017 8:42 AM  

Okay, I just have to post this to help Bro' Dreher with his new identity: Talcum X!

Blogger YIH May 30, 2017 8:43 AM  

John Scalzi Unfinished Asimov Project wrote:Hasn't Rod virtue-signalled before about his friendship with a coalburner? (Doubtless one of the not inconsequential number who reads Dante--at least if "Dante" is texting her her dimebag is ready for delivery) I foresee a redoubled attempt at seduction in the air.

"How funny would it be if this is just a testing artifact without statistical significance which commonly shows up on many people's results"

Can't remember her name, but some Alt-lite wannabe bottle-blonde (((art history major))) on youtube has claimed 23andme inserts a one percent "one drop" in everyone's results, gratis.

You know, to make the world a better place. After all, we're all one--or at most, two-- species, the "human race".


IIRC it was about his daughter dating/marrying an African - ''so long as he's Orthodox'' in his words.
Nice parsing there, how many Africans are Eastern Orthodox? Very few I'd wager. But if that's what it takes to keep his little girl away from the coal, so be it.
Deep, deep down he knows his daughter should not burn the coal (and why) but he can't bear to admit it - even to himself.

Blogger Josh (the gayest thing here) May 30, 2017 8:44 AM  

But had genetic testing been around at that time, and had my ancestors been subject to it, the state would have learned that despite the whiteness of their skin, some of them were black, according to the law, and treated them unjustly.

I disagree: if genetic testing had been around back then, the number of people classified as blacks via the one drop rule would have been so much greater that the laws might have been changed.

Blogger Chris Mallory May 30, 2017 8:45 AM  

Icicle wrote:How funny would it be if this is just a testing artifact without statistical significance which commonly shows up on many people's results,

I was thinking the same thing. 6/10 of 1% could be statistical noise.



Here is what Ancestry says about those small percentages:

"Trace Regions are regions where the estimated range includes zero and does not go above 15%, or where the predicted percentage is less than 4.5%. Since there is only a small amount of evidence that you have genetic ethnicity from these regions, it is possible that you may not have genetic ethnicity from them at all. "

My test showed 52% Western Europe, 33% Great Britain, and 13% Irish with 1% traces from the Middle East and Caucasus regions. My paternal line traces back to the Normans crossing the Channel in 1066. Every other family line came from the UK to the Colonies before 1770.

Anonymous Jordi May 30, 2017 8:46 AM  

So, his children will be eligible for Pelle grants or admissions to university/public jobs based on affirmative action ?

Blogger Al From Bay Shore May 30, 2017 8:48 AM  

@1 He's not gonna claim Elijah Muhammad. Instead, he'll identify with Martin Luther King, Jr. He'll claim himself to be among the "Civil Rights Negroes" because "conservatives" worship the Civil Rights Movement, and Elijah Muhammad is a "waaaaay-cist" who advocated for Black separatism. Rod Dreher is the type of dude who will hold hands with Glenn Beck and Alveda King, and sing to the high heavens that "Martin Luther King would have been a republican" even though MLK was a closet Marxist.

Anonymous Looking Glass May 30, 2017 8:50 AM  

At .6%, that's somewhere between 128 & 256. So somewhere between 6 to 7 generations back. Rod was born in 1967. If we take 25 years for the average age to generations back, this West African ancestor would have been in his ancestor with that DNA somewhere in the 1780 to 1820 range.

Shouldn't the more likely assumption be rather than Slave but Moor?

Anonymous Steve May 30, 2017 8:50 AM  

Apparently women's bodies absorb and retain trace amounts of the DNA of their sexual partners, which is why Evan McMullin is 33% black.

Anonymous old man in a villa May 30, 2017 8:51 AM  

I thought race was a social construct?

Anonymous John Scalzi Unfinished Asimov Project May 30, 2017 8:52 AM  

@YIH: now that you mention it, I remember that one too. But I think there's also An Amazing Female Friend he boasted of, who "only dates black men", with which to shock those awful raciss Alt-Right types into silence.

Not for Rod Dreher, a true manly Christian, to spurn the honor of his white ("Christian"?) m'ladies in the dark face of m'lady-shaming from those awful White Supreemisses!

Blogger Resident Moron™ May 30, 2017 8:53 AM  

Rachel Dolezal still won't sleep with him

Blogger Chris Mallory May 30, 2017 8:54 AM  

Jack Vibe wrote:And now his DNA is no longer his. If they ever want to pin a crime on him, they just have to leave some if his DNA laying around and nudge the crime lab in that direction. Then it's "Bye, bye Ron!"

Do you really think they have to do that much work to frame anyone?

Blogger Salt May 30, 2017 8:57 AM  

I think part of my family line has to be quite Aryan as a clan member on my paternal side was a physician to the great paper-hanging son of a bitch himself.

Blogger Joshua_D May 30, 2017 9:00 AM  

CURRENT YEAR IS STILL BEST YEAR

Blogger F.D. Stephens May 30, 2017 9:07 AM  

I've got money on Rod Dreher and Ta-Nehisi Coates co-authoring a book claiming Benedict of Nursia himself was black.

Blogger Robert What? May 30, 2017 9:08 AM  

Can we expect to see him wearing dreads anytime soon?

Anonymous basementhomebrewer May 30, 2017 9:09 AM  

Can't remember her name, but some Alt-lite wannabe bottle-blonde (((art history major))) on youtube has claimed 23andme inserts a one percent "one drop" in everyone's results, gratis.

I suspect as much. Most of the people I have talked to who have done the test have shown Sub-Saharan African heritage of less than 1%. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if they were purposely adding this to people's results and then claiming it is in the margin of error if people get tests elsewhere that show different results.

Anonymous Icicle May 30, 2017 9:13 AM  

with 1% traces from the Middle East and Caucasus regions.

Literally Caucasian.

CURRENT YEAR IS STILL BEST YEAR

UNTIL NEXT YEAR

Anonymous break time May 30, 2017 9:14 AM  

First off there are obviously many nice people of all races. Secondly. historically racists dont seem to do very well.might as well get off that track as fast as possible no victory there.

Blogger ZhukovG May 30, 2017 9:16 AM  

@Al From Bay Shore: Even before this, Black men had to beware of making sudden turns lest they snap Rod's neck. I also must state that if I were a Black man, the very thought of being related to Rod Dreher would make me ill.

Anonymous Azimus May 30, 2017 9:17 AM  

Does someone have a SJW hierarchy of value for unexpected ancestry? Does African trump Native American? Does Sephardim trump Aborigine? How do occupations fit in? If my great, great, great uncle was a gay communist black ballerino from New York who dabbled in Kabbalah, should I run for President of the United States?

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer May 30, 2017 9:19 AM  

I thought DNA was a social construct.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer May 30, 2017 9:20 AM  

Krul wins.

Anonymous Icicle X May 30, 2017 9:21 AM  

Am I the only one who finds it funny Malcolm X is looking to be more accurate about things than MLK Jr.?

Anonymous Just another commenter May 30, 2017 9:21 AM  

@47 - What you are means little, beyond how loudly it allows you to signal the right virtues of fight-think, the latter which trumps nearly everything.

A black women is a despised oppressor who can be denigrated safely if she's conservative, for example. IT's all about what you say, not what you do or who you are.

Blogger Jack Burton May 30, 2017 9:23 AM  

The "one-drop rule" while noble in intent, was never actual law. What was law was the Racial Integrity Act of 1924 that limited non-white ancestry to 1/16th or less which I consider very reasonable. Also known as the "Pocahontas exception," this law in practical use included other non-white admixture and black admixture because people always try to cheat the system and those with African ancestry would lie and claim they are part Amerindian.

The European non-white admixture average is 1-3%. All whites are 2.7% Neanderthal on average. So 1/16th, 6.x% or less as a white standard is very reasonable and we should make it law again.

People bemoan the racism of America's past as if it were the worst crime ever, when in fact such practices were the social norm the world over including among Amerindian tribes (if a tribal member took a non-tribe partner they were cast out), but in fact our racism is what saved our people. Racism works. Racism is why we are still a majority white nation today, and by white I mean white by European standards not a mongrelized Latin "white." If not for our racist past we'd be North Brazil and the Jew World Order would be in full effect. Jews want to become the only white people on earth. The same Jew kvetching about racist whites and advocating for race-mixing will only marry a Jew!

Anonymous normally a lurker May 30, 2017 9:28 AM  

Wait, I was under the impression that the one drop rule was a Yankee thing and Southern attitudes were much closer to the South American system of racial castes?

Blogger Sam May 30, 2017 9:35 AM  

@52
That was last generation. The problem with the noble lie is that the next generation believes it.

http://www.jta.org/2013/10/01/news-opinion/united-states/pew-survey-u-s-jewish-intermarriage-rate-rises-to-58-percent
n = 3,475 2013
"Overall, the intermarriage rate is at 58 percent, up from 43 percent in 1990 and 17 percent in 1970. Among non-Orthodox Jews, the intermarriage rate is 71 percent."

And this isn't just Jew-white; an oddly large number of Jewish men are marrying black women. Puts a rather different spin on Jewish involvement in the Civil Rights Movement.

Anonymous DaveInjustice May 30, 2017 9:38 AM  

On my DNA test my results showed a possible 1% Middle East. So as a full blooded Arab, I find it disgusting that you filthy Kafir, should you have DNA tests at the airport that were processed completely prior to boarding would probably discriminate against me by not allowing me to fly!

Blogger Dexter May 30, 2017 9:44 AM  

I found out I had an Irish great-grandparent. Under the "one drop rule" I demand special privileges and government protection! Also I feel great shame that my English ancestors abused my potato nigger ancestors. I may have to adopt an Irish child to make up for it.

Anonymous break time May 30, 2017 9:45 AM  

https://infogalactic.com/info/Racial_Integrity_Act_of_1924. Racial integrity Act of 1924.

Anonymous Eric the Red May 30, 2017 9:47 AM  

My God, people like Dreher make me ill. My ancestry is English and Slavic. Should I revel in the hope that somewhere in my background there are Turkish mohammedan genes ??? When the time comes for a helicopter ride for the leftists, cucks, churchians, and other useful idiots, I want to be the one who gets to introduce Dreher to his first drop zone.

Anonymous Farcry5 looks like home to me. May 30, 2017 9:50 AM  

modsquad wrote:Might want to read the fine print at 23andme to see who owns your DNA after the test.

I'd like to do DNA testing but have a problem with that fine print. Are there any services that don't have that issue?

it looks to me like a lot of these DNA testing services are following the google model. Offer this service free/cheap and use fine print to keep rights to "your" data/info then leverage that DNA database as a business asset. No thank you.

Blogger Bill Halsey May 30, 2017 9:53 AM  

"Of course it’s highly unlikely that anyone would have known, not even us back then. Our physical appearance is, um, very white."

Note that he couldn't just say " Our physical appearance is very white."

That would be too strident, too insensitive, too white supremacist.

No, virtue signalling protocol requires him to insert an "um" as signal of his discomfort with saying it straight.

Anonymous Wyrd May 30, 2017 9:58 AM  

I used to love the show Swamp People...until they introduced the whitest man I know who claimed black ancestry. And you can see how blackity-black-black his progeny is. Fudging hell.

Blogger dienw May 30, 2017 10:01 AM  

I may have to adopt an Irish child to make up for it.

You also have to drink harder, brawl, and blow up Lord Nelson's statue...wait, the proclivity to do the last means you're Moslem. Dexter is an Arab!

Blogger BunE22 May 30, 2017 10:02 AM  

"The same Jew kvetching about racist whites and advocating for race-mixing will only marry a Jew!"

True story: My son was playing an online game with a Jewish friend who has a group of Jewish friends he teams with. During conversation my son's Jewish friend stated that his sister wants to marry a Jew to keep the bloodline pure. My son laughed and said, "You realize that when whites say that they're called racist and it's what you all despise about Hitler." Utter silence. The friend sent my son a private message saying he understands his humor but these other guys don't and if he keeps it up they'll kick him out of the group.

It was a red pill moment.

If I want to get my DNA tested is a private lab the way to go?

Anonymous Philalethes May 30, 2017 10:02 AM  

Can't remember her name, but some Alt-lite wannabe bottle-blonde (((art history major))) on youtube has claimed 23andme inserts a one percent "one drop" in everyone's results, gratis.

Is that how I ended up with 0.1% Finnish in my 96% Northwest European? (And apparently no African at all, btw; 100% European.) Gee, what can I claim on that basis? (Since when is Finland in northwest Europe?)

Blogger Josh (the gayest thing here) May 30, 2017 10:08 AM  

Dexter is an Arab!

Sorry Dexter, you have to go home now.

Blogger Chris Mallory May 30, 2017 10:09 AM  

Eric the Red wrote:I want to be the one who gets to introduce Dreher to his first drop zone.

His head belongs on a pike, not splattered over a football field.

Anonymous AmericanGraffiti May 30, 2017 10:10 AM  

1. Create DNA lab
2. Tell every white person they are .3% black
3. End white guilt

Anonymous Farcry5 looks like home to me May 30, 2017 10:14 AM  

1. Create DNA lab
2. Tell every white person they are .3% black
3. End white guilt


2.5 All whites are now elegible for afirmative action based sopcial programs, from admissions to employement!!!

#WINNIG

Who knew that 23andME was part of the great white supremacist cabal out to oppress the dusky hordes?!

Blogger Arthur Isaac May 30, 2017 10:15 AM  

See what happens when a dispensationalist finds out they have a Jew in the woodpile.

Blogger Roger G2 May 30, 2017 10:16 AM  

I can just see Rod now, eating dinner at a black family's home, trying to speak ebonics like Will Ferrell in The Anchorman 2.

Blogger John rockwell May 30, 2017 10:16 AM  

I am 0.00125% Jewish. Does that that mean I get to have a piece of victimhood pie?

Oh vey I shouldn't have said that the Goyim know.

Anonymous Rfvujm May 30, 2017 10:18 AM  

Agreed with Azimus, I need a hierarchy of one drop rules. It seems they've stated that one drop black means you're black, not mixed (i.e. Obama). And wasn't Tiger Woods Asian when he was winning golf championships? I don't keep up with sports news but I heard he's black now that he's been in trouble with the law.

Maybe this is what the left meant when they said race is a social construct. You can be fully Jewish but you can be white when it's convenient to demean real whites.

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky May 30, 2017 10:18 AM  

It just keeps sucking worse and worse for American blacks. Now they've been stuck with Rod Dreher.

Blogger Chris Mallory May 30, 2017 10:19 AM  

YIH wrote:''so long as he's Orthodox'' in his words.

Nice parsing there, how many Africans are Eastern Orthodox?


If he will accept Oriental Orthodox, there are 66 million Ethiopians who are members of the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church.

Anonymous kfg May 30, 2017 10:20 AM  

I am part northern white . . . rhinoceros. It may be "northern white," but you still can't beat that in oppression special protected status bingo, Rod.

Anonymous Icicle X May 30, 2017 10:21 AM  

Ethiopia vs. Somalia is good example of why the Muslims have to go back.

Blogger Ransom Smith May 30, 2017 10:21 AM  

To echo some earlier statements , is there a good 23andme alternative ?

Blogger Dos Voltz May 30, 2017 10:23 AM  

I clicked on the link to see his own words. He says:

"Because African slave males did not generally mate with European females, that means that my African ancestor was almost certainly female. So, great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother was probably a slave woman."

This is/was the popular myth that everyone likes to claim - that it was always some slaveowner or master that forced himself on the hapless and tender slave girl.

But having a look at the modern data seems to indicate a different story. In 2005, in the USA about 37,000 white women were raped by black men, while 0 black women were raped by white men. That data is shockingly one sided.

Makes one wonder if the lynchings we've read about were not always committed against innocent snowflake black gentlemen. But this subject is more taboo than Jewish banksters.

Blogger Robert Divinity May 30, 2017 10:24 AM  

Rachel Dolezal, eat your heart out.

Blogger Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus May 30, 2017 10:24 AM  

Personally, I'm of mixed race ancestry as well: Part white and part German.

Anonymous Wyrd May 30, 2017 10:24 AM  

"To echo some earlier statements , is there a good 23andme alternative ?"

Nope, 23andme confirmed I'm 100% Kekistani.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer May 30, 2017 10:27 AM  

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=chappelle+racial+draft+video&view=detail&mid=657F327F64E05BB4E2BD657F327F64E05BB4E2BD&FORM=VIRE

Anonymous BBGKB May 30, 2017 10:28 AM  

Seriously his one drop is more likely a Moorish rape than an American slave.

If I want to get my DNA tested is a private lab the way to go?

Law enfarcment has used info from places like this to find people by their relatives DNA being close to criminals.

family reunion of sorts with Rachel Dolezal and other similar folks desperate to find their rhythm?

Settled Science. Since he shares 50% of his DNA with a sea sponge maybe he will make that reunion?

Disgusting. You only see this combination of self-loathing and wet-his-pants glee in cucks.

He wasn't expecting to have a little nig in him until his wife's son hit puberty.

I was thinking the same thing. 6/10 of 1% could be statistical noise.

Like the case of the wetback woman whose DNA showed up at dozens of rape scenes actually worked in the rape kit factory & had poor quality control

I am 0.00125% Jewish. Does that that mean I get to have a piece of victimhood pie?

I think the cut off is 1/6,000,000 parts jew

Anonymous Mrs. Dreher May 30, 2017 10:33 AM  

I've seen Rod naked. Trust me, he's got no black DNA.

Anonymous Hitler May 30, 2017 10:34 AM  

I love parts of Jew too.

Blogger michaeloh59 May 30, 2017 10:35 AM  

"Say it loud, I’m black and I’m proud! Heh"

What a relief it must be for Rodless. He can now justify his anti-white self-hatred because science.

Blogger Bellguard May 30, 2017 10:37 AM  

What Jew looking at?

Anonymous kfg May 30, 2017 10:38 AM  

"I think the cut off is 1/6,000,000 parts jew"

What if my 1/6,000,000 part was shot off in the war? Doesn't that make me a Holocaust victim?

Blogger Dos Voltz May 30, 2017 10:43 AM  

I used Ancestry.com and found I'm +99% Euro, mostly German, but 25% Irish and 5% English. And then yeah, the <1% Pacific Islander surprise. Maybe truth they just throw random somethin in the mix? WTF?

(BTW, You white folks have to get off my Hawaiian Islands).

Anonymous Dr. T May 30, 2017 10:48 AM  

A little bit of reading up confirmed what I already suspected: Europeans generally have a little bit of genetic information that can be tracked back to Africa. (see "African admixture in Europe" on Infogalactic). In example, 1.2% of Germans, where this guys ancestors came from, have Haplogroup L lineage that shows origin in Africa. But it seems to have appeared in Europe as early as 11.000 years ago, increased during Romanization, Arab conquest, and finally through Atlantic slave trade. Where the last point probably involves slaves in Brasil or Haiti, with European owners, but not the USA. In any case, this guys miniscule black ancestry might just be the typical German genetic makeup.

Now, the company doing the tests should correct for effects like this. I am not sure they do.

Anonymous Wyrd May 30, 2017 10:49 AM  

(BTW, You white folks have to get off my Hawaiian Islands).

Fudge you, I like hearing the lamentation of your women.

Anonymous kfg May 30, 2017 10:54 AM  

" . . .the <1% Pacific Islander surprise."

Aue, aue!

"BTW, You white folks have to get off my Hawaiian Islands"

Give back your culturally appropriated ukes (we can always burn them) and welcome to Japan.

Blogger michaeloh59 May 30, 2017 11:00 AM  

"This is, without question, the happiest day of Rod Dreher's life"

And will remain so until 2024 when he is named Associate Justice of the White Crimes and Reparations Court by President Warren.

Anonymous kfg May 30, 2017 11:02 AM  

@90:

I haven't done the DNA thing yet, but wouldn't be the least bit surprised, or shocked, if around the time of the fall of the Western Empire my maternal line (mother's maiden name was High German) includes odd bits from around the Med.

Blogger Darwinian Arminian May 30, 2017 11:33 AM  

Focusing on the slave ancestor, this means that under the so-called “one drop rule” that was the law in some Southern states in Jim Crow times, I and my children would have been considered black, and subjected to segregation and persecution.

Had I been also been alive back then, I most certainly would have subjected him to segregation and persecution. Not because he was black, but because he was Rod Dreher.

Anonymous Farcry5 looks like home to me May 30, 2017 11:35 AM  

@95 Darwinian

He would have been killed a duel or a drunken brawl if he lived in that age.

Blogger Redpill Angel May 30, 2017 11:36 AM  

Can't remember her name, but some Alt-lite wannabe bottle-blonde (((art history major))) on youtube has claimed 23andme inserts a one percent "one drop" in everyone's results, gratis.

Huh. Verrrry interesting. Me, my sister, and my brother-in-law all turned up with 1-2% South Asia (a marker for Romany gypsy) and my (((husband))) was 1% Ashkenazi. But in my husband's case, many of his close and distant cousins on Ancestry have the same identical swath of Eastern European, Russian, Finnish and Ashkenazi fraction.

Blogger Joshua_D May 30, 2017 11:42 AM  

Rod is (((black))).

Blogger James Dixon May 30, 2017 11:45 AM  

> To echo some earlier statements , is there a good 23andme alternative ?

You have a lot of options: https://dnatestingchoice.com/en-us/ancestry

Not having researched the matter, I can't make recommendations for any of them.

Blogger Mocheirge May 30, 2017 11:51 AM  

kek... 0.6% of his ancestry... put another way, 3/5th of a percent...

Anonymous Grayman May 30, 2017 11:52 AM  

@99 DNA Labs

Just a guess, but with the EU's strong data protection laws an EU lab may be a better choice than a US lab if privacy is a serious concern.

Blogger dc.sunsets May 30, 2017 11:54 AM  

Resident Moron™ wrote:Rachel Dolezal still won't sleep with him

Au contraire, mon ami.

Those folks are A-okay with close consanguinity in relationships. That's why everyone is a brotha' and a sista'.

Blogger dvdivx May 30, 2017 12:04 PM  

German and American Indian myself. Tribes in the middle of nowhere get no real benefits (casinos) and all the problems of rampant alcoholism.

Blogger Darwinian Arminian May 30, 2017 12:14 PM  

@96 Farcry5

Not quite seeing this. Death in a duel or a drunken brawl is the kind of epic finish that you get if you happen to be Jim Bowie. Or Andrew Jackson. Or maybe Sidney Bechet, given Rod's newfound racial identity. No, the only way that I can imagine 19th-century Rod Dreher dying in a tavern fight is if after the punches started flying he ducked so low while trying to crawl his way out that he tripped over his own nose and wound up drowning in a nearby spittoon.

Blogger Sheila4g May 30, 2017 12:23 PM  

@59 FarCry5: "I'd like to do DNA testing but have a problem with that fine print. Are there any services that don't have that issue?"

I would assume there are private companies without that problem, such as the one used by Angelina Jolie for thousands of $, but I think all those for the general public have privacy concerns.

Both my husband and I tested with 23&Me and neither of us has any sub-Saharan ancestry, and only .1 or .2% of Middle East/North African, so if they're adding some Negro DNA to everyone, it must have begun after we tested.

Blogger Nick S May 30, 2017 12:33 PM  

I now want to have my DNA tested.

BTW, for the record, my full name, including my Indian Name, is Nick Thatsnotfunny Somethingotherthansearcy.

Blogger Sheila4g May 30, 2017 12:33 PM  

Re DNA tests with American companies: Also be aware that both 23&Me and FamilyTreeDNA are HEAVILY Jewish re testing population. My (((husband))) is half Italian, a quarter Irish/British, various other European, and perhaps 12-14% Ashkenazi, but the vast majority of people listed as "related" on both websites are Jewish. FamilyTree is the only one that does advanced maternal testing, which we did for him, and he has ZERO matches there (so no others with mothers of Italian heritage there?!). Since our family tree is on Ancestry, I've considered sharing our results with them (all three companies transfer results for a moderate fee) because someone probably distantly related to him (3rd to 5th cousin?) who contacted me re our tree said she has dozens of Italian names on her "related" list at Ancestry DNA.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2017 12:43 PM  

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Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2017 12:44 PM  

First...Crunchy Con.
Then...Crunchy Cuck.
Now... Crunchy Kang.

Blogger Student in Blue May 30, 2017 12:56 PM  

I guess 100% Bavarian Phenotype isn't easy to get.

Blogger GracieLou May 30, 2017 1:03 PM  

My husband (adopted) took the Ancestry test and is 35% Native American, which we know comes from his mother. Ancestry puts you on a match list and one day three of his half-siblings (from dad) logged on to discover they had a prairie-negro half sibling. Something to keep in mind if you’re considering the test—shocking stuff…right out of the blue. Thankfully the dad (now deceased) was between marriages at the time of the conception but the family had a minor meltdown thinking he’d abandoned kin, being clan type mountain folk and swear up and down that “he couldna’ knowd!”
Anyway, so what I want to know is; am I married to Mexican or an Mohican? Native American DNA is a frustrating thing —the data-base is too small. Ancestry puts him in a “genetic community” in west central Mexico but the closest matches are distant 4th cousin, so they share a 3xgreat grandparent. He has no Iberian (Spanish/ Portuguese) ancestry. How likely is that for a Mexican? Mom contributed NA and Irish DNA only. Gedmatch hasn’t been all that helpful although they insist he has a sizable chunk of Eskimo. We don’t live in a state with a Rez. Nor were there many Mexicans at the time. Do I learn to cook fry bread or tamales? Whale blubber steaks? I just don’t know.

Blogger Ransom Smith May 30, 2017 1:09 PM  

I guess 100% Bavarian Phenotype isn't easy to get.

Nope. Unlikely. Though it's possible to appear pure Aryan without being so.

As my and my father's baby pictures could confirm.

Which has led to endless jokes with my wife the Slavic mutt

Blogger Gospace May 30, 2017 1:10 PM  

According to my DNA results, 100% European in origin. I do have a bunch of black distant cousins. One of my ancestral relatives really enjoyed diddling the slaves. By some accounts, children with over 30 of them. He also had a white wife and one white son. For some odd reason, his father (my direct ancestor) left nothing to him, and had one of his other son's dole out that grandson's inheritance, part of the will directing that he receive a good education.

I traced one of the line of that ancestral relative turning white again in the 1930's.

Blogger VFM #7634 May 30, 2017 1:11 PM  

I used Ancestry.com and found I'm +99% Euro, mostly German, but 25% Irish and 5% English. And then yeah, the <1% Pacific Islander surprise. Maybe truth they just throw random somethin in the mix? WTF?

(BTW, You white folks have to get off my Hawaiian Islands).


@89 Das Voltz
That one has a function where you can see the range that each sample run had. Telling different ancestries from the same race apart is difficult, so I suspect a lot of whites will show some slight spurious ancestry from the Middle East, since both whites and dune coons are Caucasoids. But if you get a tight range of 0-1%, it could mean you have one Pacific Islander ancestor seven or eight generations back. If you get an absolute 0% for something, then it means you're clean.

Might want to read the fine print at 23andme to see who owns your DNA after the test.

@2 modsquad
Is that the same scheme as for Ancestry, where you grant them a license that you actually can revoke whenever you want, or even order them to destroy your sample?

Anonymous Gen. Kong May 30, 2017 1:22 PM  

4499 wrote:
Rod Dreher wuz kangz.

Thread winner!!

Blogger Koanic May 30, 2017 1:22 PM  

Rod Dreher's assumptions regarding the sexual who/whom of slavery in early America are quite incorrect.

Anonymous High Tech Redneck May 30, 2017 1:28 PM  

Admixture works both ways. For example, something like 25% of Pakistani men have a Y chromosome that traces back to a single individual in 13th century Mongolia, which means that they may be descended from a blood relative of Genghis Khan, if not the man himself, and these likely were not from consensual relations. Dreher's 0.6% could be statistical noise or he could have an African ancestor or that bit that he wants to call African DNA may actually come from some European ancestors who may have been a little, shall we say, friendly with the non-hired help.

Anonymous Gen. Kong May 30, 2017 1:29 PM  

dc.sunsets wrote:
And once again we see a clown mine his DNA for Black Privilege.

Should we expect to see him organize a family reunion of sorts with Rachel Dolezal and other similar folks desperate to find their rhythm?


Perhaps HRH Fauxcahontas-Taxagewea, Princess-Incitata of Massajewsetz can organize a queenz n kangz pow-wow for royalties like herself, Dolezal and Dreher. Maybe even at Haaaavaaahd.

Blogger Mr Darcy May 30, 2017 1:30 PM  

I rejoice to say that I don't know who this Dreher creature is, but if he thinks he can find out for certain where his African DNA came from by getting a tissue sample from his mother, then he doesn't understand DNA or DNA test results. Moreover, he has no way whatsoever of knowing what period of time that African DNA entered his lineage. Family Tree DNA's results show your DNA 2000 years ago, which was somewhat earlier than African slavery in America. Ancestry.com is a Mormon Church outfit. The takeaway from this nincompoop's verbiage is that he is delighted to find negroid DNA in his blood, and the actual meaning of the test results be damned. He is emotionally disturbed, and his "article" banks on the general ignorance of DNA test results.

Blogger dvdivx May 30, 2017 1:40 PM  

I never had to run tests. I have a copy of the family bible, pictures and obscure relatives. This will be a thing in the future as many don't know who their fathers are let alone their grandparents.

Blogger Felix Bellator May 30, 2017 1:48 PM  

@119 Mr Darcy - "Ancestry.com is a Mormon Church outfit."

Will they match my DNA with Marie Osmond? Because that would work......

Blogger Gospace May 30, 2017 1:59 PM  

dvdivx May 30, 2017 1:40 PM
I never had to run tests. I have a copy of the family bible, pictures and obscure relatives. This will be a thing in the future as many don't know who their fathers are let alone their grandparents.


Just have to say this. I remember a fight starting when two people were throwing insults at each other, and one said "I heard about your birth certificate. Under father's name it has We, The people.... Apparently it was either too close to truth or just a step too far.

Blogger Sam May 30, 2017 2:10 PM  

@78
From 1882-1968, 4,743 lynchings occurred in the United States 3,446 were black (72.7%).
79% of lynching happened in the South.

Causes
Homicides 40.84%
Rape 4.32%
Attempted Rape 19.22%
Robbery 6.07%
Insult to White Person 1.79%
Other 22.85%
http://www.chesnuttarchive.org/classroom/lynchingstat.html

If I remember from other sources, Other is mostly assault and cause unknown.

Blogger Kathy May 30, 2017 2:34 PM  

My sister, my father, mother and I have all done our Ancestry with Ancestry.com. My sister had 1% Native American. That was a shock until we realized that my paternal grandmother was Acadian....and there was a bit of intermixing in the early years of settlement. I had 1% Polynesian (really?) and my father had 1% Polynesian, Native American, Arab and Caucasus. Talk about a lot of noise. (plus both my parents have trace Italian and my sister got all of it....but we have no Italian ancestry whatsoever)
Otherwise, mostly British ancestry with a large chunk of Eastern European for good measure. Very little Western European in my father, sister and I despite the Acadian.

Anonymous One Deplorable DT May 30, 2017 2:39 PM  

I'm disgusted by all of you. Focusing entirely on blood tests. What are you thinking?

What about those who are transracial? Those without the genetic privilege of a "test" to validate their racial feelings? Did the Judeo-Christ not instruct you to consider even the least of them?

Shame...shame on all of you. Check your genetic privilege!

Blogger Gaiseric May 30, 2017 2:40 PM  

Felix Bellator wrote:@119 Mr Darcy - "Ancestry.com is a Mormon Church outfit."

Will they match my DNA with Marie Osmond? Because that would work......

It's not actually a Mormon church outfit. It's just located in Utah. It's also publicly traded.

Blogger Dos Voltz May 30, 2017 2:55 PM  

Thank you for the data Sam. I can't find data on this subject for America's slave history prior to the Civil War. Like others have said, the ancestor for the "drop of blood" might have gone clear back to Moorish Spain, or the white slave trade to Morocco, etc

Anonymous kfg May 30, 2017 3:14 PM  

"Will they match my DNA with Marie Osmond?"

About 40 years ago I would have been happy to match my DNA with Marie Osmond.

Blogger tublecane May 30, 2017 3:22 PM  

@32-"Martin Luther King would've been a republican"

He actually was, for all it matters.

"even though MLK was a closet Marxist"

He didn't shout it from the rooftops, but I wouldn't exactly call him closeted. In any case, it was known at the time, and evil racist white racists used it against him.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 30, 2017 3:41 PM  

tublecane wrote:"Martin Luther King would've been a republican"

He actually was, for all it matters.

"even though MLK was a closet Marxist"

Prior to the 1972 election, there was no perceived disconnect between being a Socialist and being a Republican. What do you think "Rockefeller Republican" meant? In the early 1960s, the GOP was the party of civil rights, socialism, abortion, Blacks, and Yankee values. The Dems were the party of the KKK, labor unions, Jews, Catholics, tax cutting, farm subsidies and the White Working class.
The re-alignment started in 1962 and was complete by the nomination of Reagan in 1980.

Blogger VFM #7634 May 30, 2017 3:47 PM  

My husband (adopted) took the Ancestry test and is 35% Native American, which we know comes from his mother.

@111 GracieLou
Adoptees and bastards are so fun to test.

I had 1% Polynesian (really?) and my father had 1% Polynesian, Native American, Arab and Caucasus. Talk about a lot of noise. (plus both my parents have trace Italian and my sister got all of it....but we have no Italian ancestry whatsoever)

@124 Kathy
Middle East and Caucasus ancestry is not uncommon among Europeans, and I suspect it is a ping from the Neolithic farmers from Anatolia who brought farming to Europe rather than recent dune coon invaders.

Polynesian? Might want to check to see if you had a Royal Navy sailor in your background somewhere who picked up a wife in the South Seas.

"Italian/Greek" probably through your Eastern European side, especially if it includes a South Slavic group like Croatian.

Otherwise, mostly British ancestry with a large chunk of Eastern European for good measure. Very little Western European in my father, sister and I despite the Acadian.

A lot of the French Canadian settlers came from Brittany, who might be expected to show up as more "Great Britain" than "Western Europe". Similarly, Scots would be a mix of "Ireland" and "Great Britain", English a mix of "Great Britain" and "Western Europe", and so forth.

Blogger VFM #7634 May 30, 2017 3:57 PM  

The takeaway from this nincompoop's verbiage is that he is delighted to find negroid DNA in his blood, and the actual meaning of the test results be damned. He is emotionally disturbed, and his "article" banks on the general ignorance of DNA test results.

@119 Mr Darcy
In a sane society, dindu blood would be an embarrassment. It's what happens when groids are given a de facto demigod status.

I'm personally quite relieved to have recently found out I have no trace of dindu blood. A possibly spurious ping of Native American, but otherwise nothing non-Caucasian.

Blogger tublecane May 30, 2017 4:07 PM  

@130-Yeah, that's partly what I was implying by saying "for all it matters." It doesn't matter that much, because what constitutes party membership is always changing, ideologically and identity-wise.

The great re-alignment--regional, ideological, and whatever-al--doesn't matter that much in this context, either. That is, given the general leftward drift of American politics. Run of the mill Rockefeller Republicans (not the one-worlders at the bankster core, but they were never honest about their intentions) have been outflanked to the left many times over by mainstream "conservatives."

This is somewhat mitigated by the subject being secret Marxism, because economically speaking the left has been at least stalled if not stymied in recent decades. Then again, Marx himself was a free trader.

Blogger Kathy May 30, 2017 4:47 PM  

@131 Eastern European is Traby, Belarus on my mother's side only, my great grandparents came here in 1913,1914. (No clue why my father had trace Eastern European.) The South Seas thing is probably true as I've got military men in every generation on that side. (My father's side is Acadian/Early English Settler...my paternal line was traced to 1630 decades ago) It's really fascinating to know that the Acadians mostly came from Brittany. I hope that means I'm not related to my French sister in law because I can't stand her lol
Genealogy can be really fun but I've dropped my ancestry membership for political regions.

Blogger tublecane May 30, 2017 5:22 PM  

I thought the PC response to white people discovering black drops in their blood was supposed to be shame, as there's a chance it got there because at some point their Dead White Male ancestor raped a poor black girl. Certainly Dreher can't rule it out.

Therefore, he's basically a rapist. A racist rapist. And he's proud of it!

Anonymous Full-Fledged Fiasco May 30, 2017 5:51 PM  

"Our physical appearance is, um, very white."

This "um" is one of the most irritating words used by journalists today. Perfect example of goon.txt.

Blogger Cataline Sergius May 30, 2017 5:51 PM  

What the hell is Rod Dreher going on about?

We don't get to decide who's Black and who isn't, only the left gets to do that.

For instance:

Clarence Thomas...not really black.

Shaun King...absolutely black.

Blogger David Power May 30, 2017 5:55 PM  

On the down side Rod, this also means you are statistically far more likely to be a violent rapist.

You'll need to be watched.

Blogger michaeloh59 May 30, 2017 5:56 PM  

Can we now call Rodre' the Kang of the Kucks?

Blogger VFM #7634 May 30, 2017 6:12 PM  

"Our physical appearance is, um, very white."

This "um" is one of the most irritating words used by journalists today. Perfect example of goon.txt.


@136 Full-Fledged Fiasco
It's a Gamma tic, and as tends to be the case with Gamma tics, Gammas use them on purpose because they don't understand that other people find them annoying.

Blogger tublecane May 30, 2017 7:04 PM  

The "um" is one of those too clever by half pretend-dumb devices. "I'm going to write as if I'm inarticulate, but we both know I'm actually articulate. Play along, and we'll have a laugh. (But seriously, I'm smarter than you.)"

It just ends up being bad, or at best cutesy, writing.

Blogger weka May 30, 2017 7:22 PM  

I am adopted. My birth mothers family is in Burke's Irish peerage. Do not know who my Dad is.

And don't care. I care about my kids.

I just want to shun Drehar

Anonymous DonReynolds May 30, 2017 7:30 PM  

I have heard about the "one drop" rule for decades and I can tell you it is pure baloney. There was no "one drop" rule. The rule in vital statistics was always YOUR race is your MOTHER's RACE. If she is white, so are you.....if she bees black, so are you. The race of the mother is the only thing the vital statistics branch of the health department knows for certain. There was no DNA analysis. There were no determined inquiry. Nobody was ever that interested, even when there were laws that enforced segregation. What was the race of the sperm donor? Who knows for certain? Nobody...and that includes the new mom in many cases. They ask when Mom is not married. If she is married, the law presumes that the sperm donor is her husband....no matter what the newborn looks like.

The health department has never made it a practice to inquire too closely about kinship of newborn infants. The only exception I know of was a two year study involving hospitals in the Northwest USA (Washington and Oregon) by the Public Health Service. For two years, the government secretly paternity tested every newborn to determine if the baby was related to Mom's legal husband. The results were never revealed. In the end, the study found that one infant out of SIX was not biologically related to the mother's legal husband. Some thought the final tally was a bit high and others expected a lower figure. I expect in other parts of the country....and more recent studies....would have significantly different results.

There was a cute story that floated around public health back in the 1970s about a man and his wife having six kids. All of the kids looked like each other except the last one.....which did not look like anyone else. The husband never said anything about it and many years later, his wife was slipping away on her deathbed. He decided to ask before it was too late...."Is that last child mine?" She said....."Yes, THAT ONE is yours."


Anonymous Marvin Boggs May 30, 2017 8:50 PM  

@16: you're a few points short of a full ancestry. I thought the Japanese were good a math.

Blogger Kek's SS Guard May 30, 2017 9:28 PM  

Ancestry.com is good.

Blogger Were-Puppy May 30, 2017 10:34 PM  

@2 modsquad
Might want to read the fine print at 23andme to see who owns your DNA after the test.
---

I watched a vid about this a couple days ago.
They have these databases full of all the dna tests people are doing. Who knows how big that thing is now?

And then I remember that story about the Chinese developing a genetic bomb. What better test bed than the data in these genetic test databases.

Blogger Were-Puppy May 30, 2017 10:54 PM  

You know how CNN lightens the complexion of certain individuals to make them look whiter? Now they can darken this guys to let his glorious diversity be more apparent.

Blogger Nate May 30, 2017 11:36 PM  

Last of the greats. Like Dr z

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( Give us this day our daily bait, that we may crush our enemies, see their weaksauce driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women, thank you Baby Jesus, Amen ) May 31, 2017 12:16 AM  

Rod Dreher has to go back.

Anonymous DaveInjustice May 31, 2017 1:27 AM  

my test through Ancestry was mostly unsurprising. If anything I was way MORE euro than I thought.. 97%
42% Great Britain (no surprise, have family members on both sides going back to the colonies
19% Ireland (actually a bit of a surprise, always kinda felt I was Irish but never really knew for sure. This is a lot of the Scots Irish side of my Maternal Grandfather
13% West Europe (that's gonna be from Paternal Grandmother, as far as I know it full blooded German

only ones that surprised me was
13% Iberian Peninsula
3% Italian/Greek

Considering my Paternal Grandfather was supposedly at least fully italian on one side of his family, that left me scratching my head, wondering if maybe someone migrated to Italy before heading to the states.. given the Italian tendency towards organization, naturally I can't find much of anything on his side.


Also can say based on 2% caucasus that i'm legitimately caucasian

Anonymous Deplorable Winning May 31, 2017 1:51 AM  

DaveInjustice wrote:my test through Ancestry was mostly unsurprising. If anything I was way MORE euro than I thought.. 97%

42% Great Britain (no surprise, have family members on both sides going back to the colonies

19% Ireland (actually a bit of a surprise, always kinda felt I was Irish but never really knew for sure. This is a lot of the Scots Irish side of my Maternal Grandfather

13% West Europe (that's gonna be from Paternal Grandmother, as far as I know it full blooded German

only ones that surprised me was

13% Iberian Peninsula

3% Italian/Greek


That's much like the results for a casual acquaintance of mine, less the Iberians. He had done extensive genealogy for years, along with other members of his family. There was never any Italian or Greek, only English, German, Scotch- until the DNA tests. ?

Hypothesis- The 'Italian/Greek' from the online testing sites is Lombardian remix.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 31, 2017 2:03 AM  

3% Italian/Greek could quite easily be residue from the Roman conquest of Britain. While the Roman legions left in the 5th Century, certainly all of sons of the the Italians did not.

Anonymous Indian is the new Mexican revolutionary May 31, 2017 3:05 AM  

Dreher's career has been one cheap joke after another.

Speaking as someone who is considerably more American Indian than Rod is African-American, I regret to inform him that it doesn't actually work that way.

But we can all agree that both Dreher and VD have sought rhetorical refuge in ethnic origins.

Posit: more prominent soi disant alt-right agitators are non-resident in America than otherwise.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable May 31, 2017 5:29 AM  

DaveInjustice wrote:my test through Ancestry was mostly unsurprising. If anything I was way MORE euro than I thought.. 97%

Let me guess: family lore of 1/16 Cherokee? I'm not quite sure how that became a thing.

Blogger Laramie Hirsch May 31, 2017 6:39 AM  

People get excited when they do DNA tests.

Blogger Durandel Almiras May 31, 2017 7:43 AM  

I'm no geneticist, but I'm fairly certain the way the test calculates your ancestry groups is fuzzy, after seeing my own results. If certain gene sequences show, I think their computer makes a statistical guess on the ancestry of that sequence based on percentages it shows up in an ethnic group and compare it to your primary genetic sources. So say 53% of your background comes form Italy, the test will take a few sequences and determine that they likely came from Croatian admixture instead of say, Vietnamese, and thus 6% Croatian will show on the test even though your family tree has zero Croatians in it and you have no evidence of cuckoldry. Also, you'll get weird percentages because of this issue, like 11% French when your grandfather was 100% French.

To see this, have a sibling also do the test. Your sibling's results will differ from yours. For example, I was 63% Italian while my brother was 55%, but he was 23% French while I was only 11%.

Btw, my 23andme showed 0 African ancestry in my test (bro's test showed 0.8%), we were fairly certain we had some seeing as our mother is Sicilian. Guess her ancestors somehow dodged being raped by the Moors.

Blogger Dirk Manly May 31, 2017 10:09 AM  

Anything less than 2.19% ( = 1/46 ) is less than one complete chromosome , and therefore meaningless.

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( Give us this day our daily bait, that we may crush our enemies, see their weaksauce driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women, thank you Baby Jesus, Amen ) May 31, 2017 1:55 PM  

156. Durandel Almiras May 31, 2017 7:43 AM
Guess her ancestors somehow dodged being raped by the Moors.



Africa is a geographic area, Negro is a racial designation. they are not even remotely coincident or exclusive to each other, this is a lie put forward by the Black Power idiots to attempt to steal credit for the only African civilization of consequence, Egypt.

the peoples North of the Sahara were Semitics and Caucasians.

"Medieval and early modern Europeans variously applied the name to Arabs, North African Berbers, and Muslim Europeans."

http://www.unz.com/isteve/egyptian-mummy-dna-scanned/

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