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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

The Oathcucker's Tale

This is a hilarious response to NavyCuck's futile attempt to outcuck Erick Erickson and Rod Dreher with his brave appeal to civic nationalism and not calling NavyJack a racist:
I have watched, with no small degree of mounting disquiet, the insidious ascendance of these so-called “Alt-right” gangs since the election of President Trump. Beneath the thin veneer of seeking to protect “white” (whatever that means!) children, they are simply crude racialists, boors and ignoramases.

My son and I had the great misfortune of running afoul of some of these “Alt-right” thugs in March this year.

We had stopped by a local Dairy Queen for a blizzard after church. Apon entering the establishment, I spied a trio of burly young men in Trump hats at a corner table. I didn’t think anything of it, except to note that one of them was wearing a “Pepe the Frog” (a racist comic book character) tee-shirt, and another was clad in a “Bill Clinton Is A Rapist” garment. NOT what you hope to see in a family restaurant! The third wore a blue plaid shirt so I payed him little heed.

To cut a long story short, these ruffians rapidly took an unwelcome interest in me and my son, nudging each other, looking at us, and whispering among themselves. (I should point out that my son is African American, we adopted him from Eritrea through our church).

We ignored them, of course, but that only emboldened these miscreants to begin making hooting noises and laughing! At first I refused to believe my ears I was so appalled and furiously tried to get the attention of a member of staff.

Unfortunately it was a busy restaurant so I was forced to confront these chuckleheads directly.

I turned to them, showing my best death stare. “Do you ‘gentlemen’ (I put a sarcastic emphasis here) have a problem?”

“Yeah!” agreed the one in the ‘Pepe the Frog” shirt, “We don’t want your kind in here! Take your son back home to Iraq, we hate race-traitors like you, this is Trump country now!”

I was ready to call the cops immediately, but my son – who had endured this tirade with the silent dignity we’ve tried so hard to inculcate in him – suddenly spoke up.

“Sir,” he said, his voice clear and firm, “I believe you were addressing me, though I confess I am not fluent in vulgarian. You appear to be suffering from some logical fallacies, to wit:

“Firstly, “my kind”, as you so lewdly put it, is American. I *am* home, by the grace of God and the Constitution. Furthermore, my father is an elder in our church, not some sort of ‘traitor’.

“And finally, this is not ‘Trump country’. Not now, not ever. This is the United States of America, and while our First Amendment permits even cretins such as yourself freedom of speech, the Second Amendment also permits me to shoot you in the eye should you continue to commit racism. Now, begone!”

At some point during this, the entire Dairy Queen had fallen quiet, everyone listening to my son speak. Suddenly the restaurant erupted in wild applause. The racists went beetroot red (as red as their Trump hats, heh) and dashed out!

Then the manager came over and told us the next time we wanted a blizzard, it was on the house. I was fighting back tears of pride.

And my son, who humbled those bigots with eloquence? He’s only 12 years old and an honors student.

Needless to say, we never saw those ‘Alt-right’ lummoxes again.
I laughed. I cried. Much better than Cats. It should be, but sadly is not, needless to say that the Oathcuckers are actively antithetical to the purpose of the very Constitution they claim to have sworn to defend. They are useless cucks, and I fully expect them to split in two in the very near future, as the genuine American nationalists in the organization learn that the civic nationalists are functional allies of the globalists and multiculturalists.

UPDATE: Now the VFM are joining in the fun.
Nate Boomer 27 June, 2017, 09:17

God bless you sir. Racists are worse than the demonkrats. I’d prefer a million constitutional conservative muslims over a single white racist NAZI. We fought ww2 to beat them and this is a nation of immigrants, a melting pot of FREEDOM. I don’t care if you’re white, black, brown, as long as you bleed RED WHITE AND BLUE.

Labrador Searcher 27 June, 2017, 11:52

I wish I could have been at that Dairy Queen. I’d have clapped my rear end off. Jolly good show! I’m trying to inculcate my three daughters with the idea that it doesn’t matter what color their future husband is. As long as they take care of their family, and are a good father. That eliminates a lot of potential suitors but that’s OK. Only the best for my girls.

Don’t these people ever stop to think when they see the statue of Liberty? Don’t they get what huddle masses means? Those people are yearning to breathe free, and they don’t mean any ill will to Americans, white or otherwise.

Rabbi B 27 June, 2017, 12:10

I am a proud Jewish-American and I am proud to stand with you in disavowing the anti-Semitism of the alt-Right in hopes of preserving what’s left of our precious Judeo-Christian heritage to which the alt-right poses a very clear and present danger. Jesus was a Jew, right? I mean, what would Jesus think of the alt-right? Probably make a whip of cords and drive them out just like the money-changers in the Temple, would be my guess.

I mean Trump’s son-in-law is Jewish for God’s sake?!!?? Hypocrisy much? And, just where do these haters think this this country would be if it weren’t for the contributions of the Jews, even though we make up only .001% of the population? The Jews are the canary in the gold mine. America needs to wake up. Thanks again, Navy Jack. You’re a real mensch!

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Blogger Cleveland Screamer June 27, 2017 11:05 AM  

His 12 year old speaks like this?

"Vulgarian"
"To wit"
"Begone"

seems legit

Blogger Amos Bellomy June 27, 2017 11:07 AM  

What are the chances this story is real

Pffffffft, yeah, sure.

Anonymous basementhomebrewer June 27, 2017 11:07 AM  

Reads like terrible fan fiction. It comically sounds like something some gamma envisioned in their head. I am surprised all the other men in the restaurant didn't throw them up on their shoulders and carry them out while singing "for he's a jolly good fellow". Meanwhile all the women swooned at the manly and heroic display.

Blogger Dirtnapninja June 27, 2017 11:08 AM  

Yeah..I call shenanigans. This has all the earmarks of a hate hoax. Notice the way he inserts details, like the pepe tshirt and trump t-shirt. Notice the over the top behaviors of the villians.

Anonymous Grey June 27, 2017 11:09 AM  

I swear that these people have a template for these "never happened" stories somewhere but yet are ignorant that they are using it.

"The whole XXX cheered!" is fucking classical made up horseshit and they can't resist putting it in.

Blogger Amos Bellomy June 27, 2017 11:09 AM  

Also, what reading of the constitution possibly gives the impression that it is legal to shoot people who annoy you in the head?

Anonymous Battlefrog June 27, 2017 11:11 AM  

That might be the fakest story I've ever read.

This guy actually makes Scalzi look alpha.

Anonymous Eric Wilson June 27, 2017 11:11 AM  

Read like something straight from MPC's Not Always Right: Not Ever True thread.

Anonymous Sam the Man June 27, 2017 11:11 AM  

Somehow I do not believe that story, it sounds made up, or embellished to the point of being a tall tale.

Blogger Bobo #117 June 27, 2017 11:12 AM  

Wait...they can shoot you for committing racism?

I'm a dead man...

Anonymous Difster June 27, 2017 11:12 AM  

Alex, I'll take "Crap that never happened" for $500.

Blogger B.J. June 27, 2017 11:13 AM  

Today on Things That Never Happened.

This has all the hallmarks of those "my woke 8 year old is very worried about Trump" posts that cluttered up facebook all last year.

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 11:15 AM  

I see he deleted all the dissenting comments. There were easily 15x more comments, almost all of them disagreeing with him, last time I looked at the page.

And the quoted story is obviously poorly written fiction.

Pathetic.

Blogger Melampus the Seer June 27, 2017 11:16 AM  

Totally legit. I can't believe he left out 'forthwith' and 'heretofore'. That must be taught in civic nationalist high school.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother June 27, 2017 11:16 AM  

It's trolling. There are several other comments there that are less obvious, it even more devious in their trollery.

Ask not for whom the bell trolls...

Anonymous Anonymous June 27, 2017 11:17 AM  

"...the Second Amendment also permits me to shoot you in the eye should you continue to commit racism." Uh, wrong. The offense of expressing a racist statement is not a capital offense, and shooting someone for impolite words is a felony, despite what the leftists and SJWs would like.

Secondly, this story is complete nonsense. The liberals can't even make up a convincing lie.

- Shark -

Anonymous BrerFox June 27, 2017 11:18 AM  

Wait. This isn't a satire? He posted this and expected people to buy this as a real event?

And even in this made up world, his little dark virtue signal still threatened to shoot someone because of the words they said.

Anonymous Sam the Man June 27, 2017 11:18 AM  

Oh, by the way, I worked with a very nice chap who adopted a black boy into his lily-white family, raising him with all the advantages of a Christian home and very nice white area. The guy was very bright, as was his wife and natural girl children, all of who grew up to be very successful.

Except the adopted kid. He had a lot of issues and was below grade level, when all the other kids were above. It was actually rather difficult for hi, to him it was alien. Not a bad outcome, but he cross cultural thing really does not work, nor do black kids suddenly become white gentry sounding precocious 12 year olds. The struggle with being dull-normal kids, out of their element in a world of smarter folks who just get white culture and norms. that they never quite do.

That story is almost certainly false on almost every level.

Blogger NO GOOGLES June 27, 2017 11:20 AM  

"And then everyone started clapping, and then I found a bag of weed taped to my Blizzard!"

As for the latest episode of "THINGS THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY" I'd give it a 3/10 at best. The obvious verbal flourishes of "vulgarian", "to wit", and "begone" are things that only sound good in your head if you're a delta white knight. Actually saying those things in public will just get you laughed at even harder.

The whole thing almost sounds like it was made as a troll entirely - the whole "2nd amendment" bit sounds too stupid for an actual cuckservative to even utter it. I forgot the part of the 2nd amendment that made racism an offense requiring immediate summary execution.



Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 11:20 AM  

"This is a hilarious response..."

I read this as parody/trolling.

Anonymous Bz June 27, 2017 11:20 AM  

Surely we cannot doubt the sacred word of (flourish) an Oathkeeper?

I will at the very least believe the fellow has a black son.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents June 27, 2017 11:20 AM  

It is a grave disappointment to me that the young lad adopted from Eritrea failed to conclude his discourse in a proper and sound manner, i.e. "Good day to you, sir! I said, good day!".

Anonymous Bobby Farr June 27, 2017 11:20 AM  

Hilarious. Sadly, I think the cucks will read it as a story of true heroism rather than satire mocking them.

Blogger Lance E June 27, 2017 11:20 AM  

Definitely a troll. Unless it seems likely that someone who misspells "upon" would have taught his adopted black kid the word "vulgarian", or even know it himself.

Anonymous Sensei June 27, 2017 11:21 AM  

But wait until you hear how he rendered his atheist professor speechless the next day...

Blogger Midnight Avenue J June 27, 2017 11:22 AM  

Fever dreams of a 15 yo girl who can't wait to be swept away by Alpha Football Star read more true.

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 11:22 AM  

Oh, it could be trolling for sure. But I wouldn't be at all surprised if a cuck wrote that and meant it to be taken seriously. I've met people who would do exactly that.

If it is trolling, it's a nice subtle touch saying "my son [adopted from Africa]" instead of "my wife's son".

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 11:22 AM  

Furthermore, my father is an elder in our church, not some sort of ‘traitor’.

as though the two were mutually exclusive

Blogger bosscauser June 27, 2017 11:22 AM  

Next time tell a real story.. pathetic!

Gab.ai/GaryCauser

Anonymous Josh Eder June 27, 2017 11:24 AM  

Oh cut the crap, Vox and just admit the Alt-Right is going full SJW leftist...

The Alt-Right stands for:

Racial and identity politics... just like the Democrats.

Slogans, propaganda and memes... just like collectivists.

Ideological purity tests, name-calling and "swarm attacks" ...same as SJWs.

Anti-semitism... just like leftist Isreal-badgers.

Note the Alt-Right does not stand for liberty, free markets or the Constitution... just like SJWs.

Some of us still believe in America as the "shining city on the hill." The Alt-Right disputes this, just like SJWs. In attacking the Left, the Alt-Right has become leftist.

Blogger Mocheirge June 27, 2017 11:24 AM  

Why does it remind me of this steam review? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052995227/recommended/113200/

Anonymous Clueless Cuckservative June 27, 2017 11:25 AM  

I find this story completely believable, and will send it to David French.

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 11:25 AM  

#30 - it was real in my mind

Blogger Cail Corishev June 27, 2017 11:26 AM  

I haven't heard one that good since Tiny Tim's son went to Wal-Mart.

Blogger Elocutioner June 27, 2017 11:26 AM  

Kek. Sounds like his wife's son has a great future in Mensa.

"It is the minorities in our nation who suffer the most when hordes of refugees and immigrants are imported without consideration that they now are competing with minorities for the limited resources available to sustain them." This guy is some kind of horrible racist. I disavow.

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 11:27 AM  

I haven't heard one that good since Tiny Tim's son went to Wal-Mart.

#GoodTimes

Anonymous krymneth June 27, 2017 11:28 AM  

Oh, look, the Secret King has a Secret Prince. That's some next level Gamma there; Gamma-Prime?

Blogger Cail Corishev June 27, 2017 11:28 AM  

In attacking the Left, the Alt-Right has become leftist.

Yes, yes, we're all familiar with the new narrative from Cuckservative, Inc. Do you guys all get talking points by fax or email the way the Clintons used to do it, or do you just share one hive mind?

Anonymous OK Insider June 27, 2017 11:30 AM  

As for deleted comments on the page, there were at least 50 comments deleted and dozens more that were never approved.

Anonymous Jack Amok June 27, 2017 11:30 AM  

That story is less believable than a letter to Penthouse or sworn testimony from a Clinton. It has to be trolling. Nobody's fedora is that special.

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 11:30 AM  

@31 Josh Eder

Some of us still believe in America as the "shining city on the hill."

Some of us still believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy as well.

Anonymous DaveInjustice June 27, 2017 11:31 AM  

@35 was that the one where Tiny Tim made a shot all the way to frozen goods while seated on the can with his son in his lap?

As for this story, i'm just shocked that all of you would call into question the word of this man and his wife's son...

Anonymous Faceless June 27, 2017 11:31 AM  

Oh, mercy.

It went quiet. QUIET! QUIET! Everyone in rapt attention to the young prodigy who speaks from Eretria via Cambridge.

And then they clapped. CLAPPED! Everybody clapped! Because, sure, who doesn't want to believe that everyone does this all the time at a Dairy Queen.

A Dairy Queen! A place that sells milk and things made of milk. MILK! The neo-fascist drink of choice!

Oh, if only I had a little winking frog icon to stick its tongue out. Hilarious.

Blogger Josh (the gayest thing here) June 27, 2017 11:31 AM  

Fake news

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 11:32 AM  

31. Anonymous Josh Eder

you forgot "they wont support (((wars in the middle east))) either"

Anonymous VFM#1819 June 27, 2017 11:32 AM  

That story was so utterly fucking *cringe* that I hope it was made up.

Blogger Ransom Smith June 27, 2017 11:32 AM  

It has to be satire. It reads almost like a Godfrey Elfwick post.

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 11:33 AM  

@31 Josh Eder (the most cuckservative thing here)

Anti-semitism... just like leftist Isreal-badgers.

(((OH NOES)))

Blogger VD June 27, 2017 11:35 AM  

Somehow I do not believe that story, it sounds made up, or embellished to the point of being a tall tale.

Do you even Alt-Right, bro? I swear, some of you appear to have forgotten the lessons of GamerGate.

ALL their memes are belong to us.

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 11:35 AM  

What's an Israel-badger anyway? Is the EPA doing enough to make sure they don't get brought into the country on flights from Tel Aviv? I like the badgers we have now, thanks.

Blogger Elocutioner June 27, 2017 11:35 AM  

The Alt-Right stands for:
drinking water... just like Nazis.

Blogger lowercaseb June 27, 2017 11:36 AM  

I'm both amused and ashamed that I actually took that response as a real one for a couple of minutes. Bravo!

Anonymous Jack Amok June 27, 2017 11:36 AM  

Some of us still believe in America as the "shining city on the hill."

You mean like Denver?

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 11:36 AM  

if you decide you dont want to do business with israel, watch how fast the stooges in your govt make that illegal

just in case you're wondering who's in control

Blogger JaimeInTexas June 27, 2017 11:37 AM  

A shining city dimmed and dimming.

Your, sir, are culturally appropriating from the Jews. You are a Jew-hater-nazi-anti-semite.

Blogger Cail Corishev June 27, 2017 11:37 AM  

The hilarious part is that you have to read the whole thing to tell whether it's a troll, because the author hits all the tropes we've seen from earnest cucks many times.

Even then, I'm not 100% sure -- it could be an honest-to-goodness cuck with a 12-year-old adopted African son who spotted a few Trumpkins at Dairy Queen and then fantasized the rest. They really do talk like that, in their dreams.

Blogger James Dixon June 27, 2017 11:37 AM  

> seems legit

Oh, totally. Especially at a Dairy Queen. Only the best hang out there you know.

Anonymous A Most Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Deplorable Cents June 27, 2017 11:38 AM  



Needless to say, we never saw those ‘Alt-right’ lummoxes again.


And then we had Mentoes.

Anonymous Laz June 27, 2017 11:39 AM  

Yeah, I've noticed adoptees from foreign lands tend to be violent and have severe learning problems. My adopted Chilean brother is the smartest of that class of adoptees and he reads at a 4th grade level. Not to mention he's the only one not in prison.

Anonymous Luke June 27, 2017 11:39 AM  

2. Amos Bellomy June 27, 2017 11:07 AM
"What are the chances this story is real

Pffffffft, yeah, sure."


Without a video, I'd say somewhere between squat and zip.

Anonymous Bobby Farr June 27, 2017 11:40 AM  

@30 Your cuck parody is a nice effort but looks shabby compared to the main post.

Anonymous Jack Amok June 27, 2017 11:41 AM  

If My Wife's Twelve Year Old Son Were a Dinosaur, M'lady

I sense a Hugo.

Anonymous Polllllll June 27, 2017 11:41 AM  

And the name of that son: Albert Einstein

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky June 27, 2017 11:42 AM  

NavyJack says his biggest issue with the Alt-Right is that guys like me want to impose my culture on him. But I don't. As a matter fact, I don't want him anywhere near our moonshine stills.

Anonymous Tarstarkusz June 27, 2017 11:44 AM  

Is there anyone who actually believes this conversation took place?
This has fake written all over it.

Anonymous All the land, I tell you! June 27, 2017 11:44 AM  

Rabbi B wrote:"This is a hilarious response..."

I read this as parody/trolling.


Proving once and for all that the commentariat at Vox Popoli are the smratest in all the land!

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 11:44 AM  

What a great story. It's important to put vulgarians in their place. I think so few people bother because it's so easy to do and , really, what's the point at swinging at softballs, particularly when low IQ dunderbutts like this always do it for you.

Blogger Hauen Holzwanderer June 27, 2017 11:44 AM  

"Huzzah! Verily thou hast vanquished thy brutish ruffians employing thy keening wit and overweening intellect."

It reads like a halfwit trying to do Philip Marlowe as Kit Marlowe.

Anonymous Reenay June 27, 2017 11:45 AM  

"Yeah! We don't want your kind in here!
Now, see, that's where this guy went wrong with his story. He should've made the MAGA guys cashiers instead, so they could say "We don't serve his kind!"

And then Dairy Queen could truly be characterized as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. With maybe some slavs there squatting and playing music.

Blogger Elizabeth June 27, 2017 11:46 AM  

The 12-year-old sounds like a time traveler from the 18th Century, except for the part about shooting the alt-right chaps for committing racism.That's what a SJW might do. I'm sure NavyJack is so proud of virtue-signalling against "racism."

Blogger Ingot9455 June 27, 2017 11:46 AM  

Ah, the 'blizzard on the house' from Dairy Queen is a steal from the Ant-Man movie and the Baskin-Robbins scene.

Blogger Elocutioner June 27, 2017 11:46 AM  

In other blank slate news, John McEnroe refuses to apologize for saying Serena Williams would be ranked about 700th in men's tennis. The salt is flowing.

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 11:46 AM  

No 12-year-old brown child uses phrases like "to wit", "lewdly", "vugarian", "logical fallacies", etc.

But, on second thought, he is an honors student.

Blogger Cail Corishev June 27, 2017 11:46 AM  

was that the one where Tiny Tim made a shot all the way to frozen goods

I was thinking of the one involving homoerotic Mexican wrestling in the bathroom, but I might be getting my epic tales confused.

Anonymous CitizenOutkast June 27, 2017 11:48 AM  

lowercaseb wrote:I'm both amused and ashamed that I actually took that response as a real one for a couple of minutes. Bravo!

Don't sweat it. The truth that it had happened registered as a zero to me. The idea that some cuck would actually try to pass it off as real is what got me. I sincerely wouldn't put it past some people to try and make people believe this really happened, just as it is. Yes, even with the "man" being the one ready to call the police and looking to staff for help while the young, diverse FakeAmerican™ is the one standing up against the big meanies.

But I'm not sure if that says more about me or more about those people...

OpenID dreadilkzee June 27, 2017 11:48 AM  

Yeah, that has got to be the fakest thing since CNN's Russia gate.

Blogger DeploraBard June 27, 2017 11:49 AM  

What was the knuckleheads name that used to comment here whose son would beat up mexicans in Home Depot?

This is the same guy

Anonymous Humpty Dumpty Parumpty June 27, 2017 11:49 AM  

Boomer + Gamma, a noxious brew indeed

Anonymous Toddy Cat June 27, 2017 11:51 AM  

As they say over at MPC, file this under "Sh*t that Never Happened"...

Blogger DeploraBard June 27, 2017 11:51 AM  

Tiny Tim! You beat me to it

Anonymous Dr. Brooklyn June 27, 2017 11:51 AM  

I don't know, I think the best comment there is the guy who ends with this:

"ps. God bless Israel as a Jewish state and damn the racist for wanting a “place for white people”."

It almost short-circuits my brain wondering how someone could say that in earnest.

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 11:52 AM  

a deplorable rubberducky wrote:NavyJack says his biggest issue with the Alt-Right is that guys like me want to impose my culture on him. But I don't. As a matter fact, I don't want him anywhere near our moonshine stills.

SJWs always project, doncha know.

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 11:53 AM  

"No 12-year-old brown child uses phrases like "to wit", "lewdly", "vugarian", "logical fallacies", etc. "

It's the other way around. Most white kids these days have adopted the entitled attitude that they are some sort of important, entitled posterity and can't be bothered to learn the most basic proper English. This is left to their immigrant peers.

But the real shocking thing is that you e not heard brown kids talk with the kind of basic, proper English this young boy used. You need to get out of your trailer more often.

Blogger Josh (the gayest thing here) June 27, 2017 11:53 AM  

just like leftist Isreal-badgers

Any relation to the honey badger?

Blogger DeploraBard June 27, 2017 11:54 AM  

They should hire him to write their PR

Anonymous badhairday June 27, 2017 11:55 AM  

Sirs; in which domain of the Americas did this arrant roguery transpire?

I consider my education to be incomplete when I no not when Fantasy Island entered into the union of the United States!

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 11:57 AM  

@83 VDWE

"Now, begone!"

Blogger DeploraBard June 27, 2017 11:58 AM  

Cucksville. City in CA with sister cities in CO, WA, and NY

Blogger Elizabeth June 27, 2017 11:58 AM  

Dr. Brooklyn wrote:I don't know, I think the best comment there is the guy who ends with this:

"ps. God bless Israel as a Jewish state and damn the racist for wanting a “place for white people”."

It almost short-circuits my brain wondering how someone could say that in earnest.


I don't know, Grandpa Jones might be trolling. The last poster, Andrew Mahony, definitely is.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents June 27, 2017 12:00 PM  

@81
Dude, there is some most excellent trolling in that thread, high quality work.

Blogger James Dixon June 27, 2017 12:01 PM  

> I sense a Hugo.

I was thinking of the similarities also. Definitely deserving of a nomination, at the very least.

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 12:01 PM  

It's the other way around. Most white kids these days have adopted the entitled attitude that they are some sort of important, entitled posterity and can't be bothered to learn the most basic proper English. This is left to their immigrant peers.

SAT scores show that the invading "immigrants" arent their peers

keep on with the fantasy though

Blogger Billy Ray June 27, 2017 12:02 PM  

the story is false but the racist alt right response is as expected. so tell me again how you folks are different from the Democrat supported KKK of the 1920s? oh that;s right you aren't any different, proving once again that you alt right types are more left (and wrong) than right

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable June 27, 2017 12:02 PM  

Lacking time, I have not read all the comments, but surely half a dozen people have already pointed out that this is clearly spectacularly fictional.

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 12:03 PM  

also, they are entitled to the country their ancestors built

Anonymous Überdeplorable Psychedelic Cat Grass June 27, 2017 12:03 PM  

"In America our laws require citizens to accept all races, all religions all cultures as long as the adherents to the religion and/or culture do not attempt to infringe on your rights or violate the law. It doesn’t mean we just leave our borders open and hope for the best. It means we secure our border and only admit those to our nation who will abide by our laws at a rate of entry that doesn’t result in economic hardship for our citizens."

1) Is Islam a religion?

2) Without a moratorium or a reduction of immigration, we are leaving are borders open.

3) The rate of entry currently has no net benefit to Americans, aggregately.

"Now to you “white nationalist” visitors, let me remind you that there were over 9,000 black Patriot soldiers that fought for your freedom in the revolution. Before the revolution even started, many free African Americans supported the anti-British cause, most famously Crispus Attucks, believed to be the first person killed at the Boston Massacre. At the time of the American Revolution, blacks had already been enlisted as Minutemen. Both free and enslaved Africans had served in local militias, especially in the North. In April 1775, at Lexington and Concord, blacks responded to the call and fought with Patriot forces. Prince Estabrook a black minuteman was wounded during the fighting on 19 April at Lexington. The Battle of Bunker Hill also had African-American soldiers fighting along with white Patriots, such as Peter Salem; Salem Poor, Barzillai Lew, Blaney Grusha, Titus Coburn, Alexander Ames, Cato Howe, and Seymour Burr. Many African Americans, both enslaved and free, joined with the Patriots. I would also encourage you to learn about Fort Conde, LA which was at the center of the Hispanic’s contribution to the fight for America’s independence."

What would those blacks think of today's blacks? Yes, I'm talking about the inter city ones.

"I’m not sure what these racists even mean with words like 'threat to white identity' and such. Now that we’re a minority in Texas, I’m proud that my bi-racial grandchildren will grow up in a world where they, as non-whites are THE MAJORITY. I look around the word, or in parts of the great ‘ol USA where non-whites are the majority , I admire their politics and law, their cohesiveness as a people and I see THE FUTURE!!!"

Is Grandpa Jones senile? Politics and law? You're joking? Ever been to Mexico, Nicaragua, Ecuador? Ever seen how they rule down there? Senile old men like you should be confined for the good of society. If you want your grandchildren to look only half like you, that's great. Don't expect me to want that for mine.

What none of these civic nationalists understand or care to realize is that if you change the people, you change the place. I said that years ago on VA's web site and it's true. Do they notice there are parts of America under Sharia law now? Under the drug cartels' grips (look at many of the small towns in Texas along the border)? Do they understand this is coming to them eventually?

I'd wager most of these civic nationalists, even during execution, would scream that NAMuslims/MexicansALT, etc.

"What are the chances this story is real

Pffffffft, yeah, sure."

@2 It's like a homily I heard in church weeks ago; there were screams of go back to Mexico at some school kids. I had never heard it. The supposed incident happened in February; never heard about it.

"It is a grave disappointment to me that the young lad adopted from Eritrea failed to conclude his discourse in a proper and sound manner, i.e. "Good day to you, sir! I said, good day!"."

@22 LOL!

"I haven't heard one that good since Tiny Tim's son went to Wal-Mart."

@34 LOL! Where is he? I miss his antics. He hasn't tried posting under another IP address & name?

"Do you even Alt-Right, bro?"

@49 Adding that to my lexicon. Thanks, VD!

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 27, 2017 12:03 PM  

Strangely, I have a Dairy Queen story too.
I was out at Dairy Queen a couple of weeks ago with my son and his friend. We were, like all good Americans, wearing our MAGA hats. My son had on his Pepe shirt and his friend had a Gadsden Flag t-shirt.
In walks this fat old fart with his wife's half-Black son. The old man starts pointing at us and whispering to the kid. We try to ignore it, cause I just want to eat my chili dog in peace. He's obviously getting the kid all worked up about the horrible raaaaaciss guys in the corner. After a bit he starts making pointed comments about raaaaciss aren't real Americans. I stood up and went over to him, asking "You got a problem, you fat effeminate turd?"
He tried to screw up his courage, but ran out of screw or something. After a few seconds he looked at the floor and shook his head.
On our way out the door, the kid finally speaks up. "Why you crackers gotta be all raciss an shit?"
My son looked him him the eye and says "Ask your mom's boyfriend. If he don't know, ask that pathetic guy you came in here with."

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable June 27, 2017 12:03 PM  

I retract: more like 90% of commenters noticed it.

Blogger DeploraBard June 27, 2017 12:04 PM  

It's perfect. Now CNN can run it.

Blogger Jack Aubrey June 27, 2017 12:05 PM  

That's some Scalzi-level tale-tellin' there, except with better vocabulary and less snark.

Anonymous Traitor1 June 27, 2017 12:06 PM  

"I consider my education to be incomplete when I no not when Fantasy Island entered into the union of the United States!"

You might better judge your education by considering the difference between "no" and "know".

Blogger bw June 27, 2017 12:07 PM  

"ps. God bless Israel as a Jewish state and damn the racist for wanting a “place for white people”

Only the aware understand that this is actually black knighting - unintentional of course. The ones we need to hear will hear, and seeing will see.

A true Jew-bot, trained to self-loathe and self-destruct.
Un-Americn globalists and Marxists - all because of their socio-sexual failures and nature hatred.
The Cuck doesn't fall far from the projection tree.

Blogger Bellguard June 27, 2017 12:07 PM  

*austistic screeching intensefies*

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:10 PM  

"What none of these civic nationalists understand or care to realize is that if you change the people, you change the place. "

The people are changed every 2 or 3 generations with or without immigration.

Anonymous LurkingPuppy June 27, 2017 12:11 PM  

Dr. Brooklyn wrote:I don't know, I think the best comment there is the guy who ends with this:
"ps. God bless Israel as a Jewish state and damn the racist for wanting a “place for white people”."
It almost short-circuits my brain wondering how someone could say that in earnest.

That whole comment was a clear parody. And a funny one.

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 12:11 PM  

ps. God bless Israel as a Jewish state and damn the racist for wanting a “place for white people"

i doubt most white people would even blink at that

Blogger OGRE June 27, 2017 12:12 PM  

cool story, bro

Anonymous gxg June 27, 2017 12:12 PM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:Strangely, I have a Dairy Queen story too...

Top KEK. Well done, sir. Well done, indeed.

Blogger RobertT June 27, 2017 12:13 PM  

After reading Homo Deus I get the feeling that all this stuff in the news on a daily basis is just a wind up rabbit the left expects us to chase. Which keeps us out of their hair on the important stuff. If you want an know what the left is really up to, read that book. Chapter 3, Human Spark, will blow your mind. This is a very popular book among ruling elite, and I can believe it. I wonder, is this an elaborate joke or do they really think like this?

Anonymous Dr. Brooklyn June 27, 2017 12:14 PM  

LurkingPuppy wrote:Dr. Brooklyn wrote:I don't know, I think the best comment there is the guy who ends with this:

"ps. God bless Israel as a Jewish state and damn the racist for wanting a “place for white people”."

It almost short-circuits my brain wondering how someone could say that in earnest.


That whole comment was a clear parody. And a funny one.


You're probably right, but at this point any confidence I ever had in my ability to discern what is and isn't parody is gone.

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 12:14 PM  

VDWE wrote:"What none of these civic nationalists understand or care to realize is that if you change the people, you change the place. "

The people are changed every 2 or 3 generations with or without immigration.


Pretending you're too stupid to understand what he meant is not a winning tactic, I'm afraid.

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:14 PM  

"SAT scores show that the invading "immigrants" arent their peers"

The problem isn't immigrants. It's the attempted mainstreaming of White trash.

Anonymous Gecko June 27, 2017 12:14 PM  

Agree with the satire comments. It's like watching Blazing Saddles. Are we sure this wasn't plagiarized from The Onion?

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 12:18 PM  

@105 VDWE

We will do our level best to endure your comments with silent dignity, but, alas, we might be compelled to exercise our 2nd amendment right and shoot you in the eye.

Anonymous Poe Slaw June 27, 2017 12:18 PM  

Dr. Brooklyn
t at this point any confidence I ever had in my ability to discern what is and isn't parody is gone.



There is a name for that.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 27, 2017 12:19 PM  

All right, which one of you faggots poasted this?

"Only the Constitution can save us now. It’s all we need. If every single white American was replaced with Somalian immigrants it wouldn’t even matter, because we would still have the CONSTITUTION and besides this great American soil is magic— it turns ANYONE who comes here into a liberty-loving patriotic citizen. I know this for a FACT y’all, because my wife and I adopted our two sons from Somalia, and I’m pretty sure they’re going to be super conservative when they grow up. Anyway, you alt-right RACISTS can go to hell. America will be minority-white by 2040, and that’s going to be awesome because then maybe we can finally get some limited government."

Anonymous Sailor tom June 27, 2017 12:19 PM  

"Pretending you're too stupid to understand what he meant is not a winning tactic, I'm afraid."

Pretending your ignorance is worth committing to the comments isn't a good strategy.

Blogger Zaklog the Great June 27, 2017 12:21 PM  

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that kid was threatening deadly violence over speech he disliked. Hmmm, a black kid resorting to threats of violence to resolve a status dispute. Nope, I've never heard of anything like that before.

Tell me, if a white 12 year old made similar threats upon being confronted with blacks who hated him for his race, would this cuck have supported him? Oh, I think we know the answer.

Blogger 4499 June 27, 2017 12:21 PM  

"(I should point out that my son is African American, we adopted him from Eritrea through our church)."

Also he's a ninja!

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:22 PM  

"We will do our level best to endure your comments with silent dignity, but, alas, we might be compelled to exercise our 2nd amendment right and shoot you in the eye."

In my experience few rabbis, let alone Children, blather the way you do. Are you OK? Do you need aid?

Anonymous Airquote Sarctag June 27, 2017 12:23 PM  

Grandpa Jones is definitely trolling. Much more subtle than Dairy Queen guy.

"Now that we’re a minority in Texas, I’m proud that my bi-racial grandchildren will grow up in a world where they, as non-whites are THE MAJORITY. I look around the word, or in parts of the great ‘ol USA where non-whites are the majority , I admire their politics and law, their cohesiveness as a people and I see THE FUTURE!!!"

Anonymous I'm Not a Fascist. But My Sons Are. June 27, 2017 12:23 PM  

mmmmmmmm.... Blizzard....

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents June 27, 2017 12:23 PM  

@116

"Who is Andrew Mahoney?"

FIFY.

Anonymous GregMan June 27, 2017 12:23 PM  

Because, of course, the real threat to our democracy is guys wearing Pepe t-shirts, not Bernie supporters running around attempting to assassinate congressmen...

Anonymous badhairday June 27, 2017 12:23 PM  

Thanks 101. Traitor1.

Its always nice to see that someone got the gag. :-)

Anonymous huh June 27, 2017 12:24 PM  

That story sounds like something from r/thathappened.

All that's missing is "everyone stood up and applauded and someone handed my son a $100 bill. And my son's name? Albert Einstein."

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:24 PM  

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that kid was threatening deadly violence..."

Consider yourself corrected.

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 12:24 PM  

112. Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:14 PM
"SAT scores show that the invading "immigrants" arent their peers"

The problem isn't immigrants. It's the attempted mainstreaming of White trash.


you didnt address the point and also what you call "white trash" are better than your "immigrants"

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 12:25 PM  

Oathcuck invasion in the comments, is it?

Anonymous 11B June 27, 2017 12:28 PM  

“We don’t want your kind in here! Take your son back home to Iraq,..."

Why did the son, who is so articulate and knowledgeable beyond his years, leave that low hanging fruit on the table? That was a softball waiting to be hit out of the park. I was waiting to read how the son pointed out to the racists that he was not going back to Iraq because he was not an Iraqi.

Also, how many guys wearing a Pepe shirt would confuse an Eritrean for an Iraqi?

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 12:28 PM  

@120 VDWE

In my experience few rabbis, let alone Children, blather the way you do. Are you OK? Do you need aid?

Careful, now. You should know I have the ADL on speed dial. Just sayin'.

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:28 PM  

"what you call "white trash" are better than your "immigrants""

The mainstreaming of white trash has been catastrophic for the U.S. How else to explain the idiocracy that has developed and the inability to recognize basic lies and the election of Trump?

Blogger Zaklog the Great June 27, 2017 12:31 PM  

@127 Okay. How was this not a clear threat of deadly violence: "the Second Amendment also permits me to shoot you in the eye should you continue to commit racism"?

Sounds like a threat to me. How am I wrong?

Blogger Zaklog the Great June 27, 2017 12:32 PM  

@132 Yes, it is bizarre how some people have developed a catastrophic inability to recognize lies such as "Trump colluded with Russia" and "Islam is a religion of peace".

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 12:32 PM  

Josh Eder - typical Cuckservative, Inc. anti-Alt-Right blather.

VDWE - Either an unskilled troll or a legit low-IQ cuck; oh, he's anti-Trump too.

Billy Ray - more of the same shit he's always spouting

Sailor tom - not enough data; looks like a common-or-garden imbecile so far

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 12:33 PM  

who are the low IQ idiots? the parasites you're importing

keep on with your fantasy though

Anonymous BBGKB June 27, 2017 12:35 PM  

impose my culture on him. But I don't. As a matter fact, I don't want him anywhere near our moonshine stills

Oathcuckers NavyJack bake me a cake & charge it to Latrina's food stamp card. Someone tell him there is someone on gab challenging him for the title of biggest ex military faggot.

What are the chances this story is real

I would put in in the "20 STR8 white men bashed gay in San Fran for wearing white after labor day"
look at all the echo chambers that believe it in the comments.
http://www.towleroad.com/2016/02/302087/ It was a hoax, His BF beat him for cheating.

handed my son a $100 bill. And my son's name? Albert Einstein."

My wife's son's name? Al Jazeera Mohamad

OT:Niggerette not smart enough to realize she gets As for D quality work

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/carolyn-hax-between-a-male-rock-and-a-white-hard-place/2017/06/26/5703a042-579b-11e7-a204-ad706461fa4f_story.html

In my experience few rabbis, let alone Children, blather the way you do.

Rabbi B did you see my post on gab this weekend about what some of your wayward people are spending tens of thousands of dollars on? Botox on their bottoms

Anonymous johnc June 27, 2017 12:35 PM  

One of the things I've noticed is that the young people on our side are just incredible when it comes to satire and parody. It's some kind of generational skill they were born with.

But in other news, it appears that all the arrows have been out for the Alt-Right in the past few weeks. They're starting to get scared.

Blogger John S June 27, 2017 12:38 PM  

It's trolling. There are several other comments there that are less obvious, it even more devious in their trollery.

Ask not for whom the bell trolls...


Lol. Yeah. It's embarrassing how many comments here started with "That's totally fake!". No shit Sherlock. It's satire.

Anonymous DS June 27, 2017 12:38 PM  

>Read like something straight from MPC's Not Always Right: Not Ever True thread.

My thoughts exactly: shitthatdidnthappen.txt

Anonymous I'm Not a Fascist. But My Sons Are. June 27, 2017 12:40 PM  

...triple...with bacon and cheese...

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 12:40 PM  

@ #138 - apparently they're scared of richard spencer, lol

Anonymous Dr. Brooklyn June 27, 2017 12:41 PM  

Poe Slaw wrote:Dr. Brooklyn

t at this point any confidence I ever had in my ability to discern what is and isn't parody is gone.



There is a name for that.


Nathan Poe, amusingly enough, is a textbook example of the general application of his own law.

Blogger Desdichado June 27, 2017 12:41 PM  

The return of Tiny Tim!

Blogger alex69elijah9yaki June 27, 2017 12:43 PM  

the commenter was obviously trolling, but some "conservatives" will believe is true

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:43 PM  

"who are the low IQ idiots? "

The white trash and white trash mainstreamers who didn't see that Trump and Bush would lie to them then screw them for the sake of transferring money to the ultra rich. Stupid fools.

Anonymous Rfvujm June 27, 2017 12:44 PM  

My thoughts exactly. The story did have an applause scene at the end, which is the dead giveaway that it's fiction.

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 12:44 PM  

@137. BBGKB

Rabbi B did you see my post on gab this weekend about what some of your wayward people are spending tens of thousands of dollars on? Botox on their bottoms

Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's ass, or anything else that is your neighbor's!

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 12:46 PM  

a lefty complaining about lies after the last 8 years, lol

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 12:46 PM  

"Lol. Yeah. It's embarrassing how many comments here started with "That's totally fake!". No shit Sherlock. It's satire."

Look how cool I am, I got it right away! I must signal how much smarter I am than most of the commenters in this thread who are used to seeing meant-to-be-earnest gamma fiction on a regular basis!

Blogger Wanderer June 27, 2017 12:48 PM  

VDWE wrote:"SAT scores show that the invading "immigrants" arent their peers"

The problem isn't immigrants. It's the attempted mainstreaming of White trash.


Since when is 'white trash' being mainstreamed? It's nigger culture that's mainstream. Go hang around teens and 20-somethings and it's all weed, rap, nigger slang, promiscuity, bastard children, 20-inch rims, jordans, anti-intellectualism etc.

Blogger tz June 27, 2017 12:49 PM  

Drama Queen at the Dairy Queen.

Anonymous basementhomebrewer June 27, 2017 12:50 PM  

VDWE wrote:"who are the low IQ idiots? "

The white trash and white trash mainstreamers who didn't see that Trump and Bush would lie to them then screw them for the sake of transferring money to the ultra rich. Stupid fools.


Let's get you out of this country with all it's white trash and mainstream fools. I think Saudi Arabia or possibly Zimbabwe would be a nice change for you.

Blogger Mats June 27, 2017 12:51 PM  

You'd have to be out of your cuck mind to believe that a 12 year old low-IQ vibrant said this.

Anonymous Avalanche June 27, 2017 12:52 PM  

@51 "The Alt-Right stands for:
drinking water... just like Nazis."

Oh, dear. I'm drinking water sitting down. Do I need to stand up?

Anonymous TLM June 27, 2017 12:53 PM  

This is almost as bad as the story written by one of the early Return of King's blogger that virtue signaled in a post about kicking some neo-Nazi skinheads out of a friend's apartment with awesome martial arts skillz and then receiving high praise from all the HBD 10's at the party who witnessed it.

But DQ guy still wins. The funniest part was that DQ is a family restaurant! If by family he means Mexicans on lunch break then yeah, I get it.

Anonymous Avalanche June 27, 2017 12:56 PM  

"What are the chances this story is real

Without a video, I'd say somewhere between squat and zip."
And between the squat and the zip is the defecate?
Sound about right.

Blogger Chiva June 27, 2017 12:58 PM  

I believe you were addressing me, though I confess I am not fluent in vulgarian.

Good day, sir. I said GOOD DAY, SIR!!

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 12:59 PM  

"Since when is 'white trash' being mainstreamed? "

Since about the mid 80s. Just about the time right wing talk radio got a head of steam and put their plan in place to convince the dumber but otherwise sensible whites that they had anything in common with the wealthy elite conservatives. It's when they started to stop biting their and the country's interests, and gave their vote over to the wealthy GOP Elite because they were too stupid.

Blogger Billy Ray June 27, 2017 1:00 PM  

calling someone a cuck over and over IS NOT AN ARGUMENT. the left calls people names with no supporting argument, the Alt right calls people names with no supporting argument, tell me again how the two are supposed to be so different?

the left hates black and jews, the alt right hates blacks and jews..... two sides of the same racist coin

Anonymous VDWE June 27, 2017 1:02 PM  

"Let's get you out of this country with all it's white trash and mainstream fools."

No need. We are simply having to re-educate the whites who wallow in trashy thinking. I'll be staying and helping in this effort.

Blogger Elder Son June 27, 2017 1:03 PM  

I've butted heads with this woman before. And note, when the purging began at Oath Jokers shortly after its creation, by the now dead Board of Director Green Beenie, his spearhead of that purge was a woman.

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 1:04 PM  

@160 Billy Ray


calling someone a cuck over and over IS NOT AN ARGUMENT. the left calls people names with no supporting argument

It certainly is when you're too obtuse to comprehend a real argument.

the left hates black and jews, the alt right hates blacks and jews..... two sides of the same racist coin

Cuck.

Blogger Salt June 27, 2017 1:05 PM  

Rabbi B wrote:But, on second thought, he is an honors student.

Probably got the participation trophy to prove it too.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan June 27, 2017 1:06 PM  

I quickly skimmed his virtue signals and I'll bet a $20 that he has never told a glorious person of color boo about their identity politics.

Anyway Cuckkeepers for Magic Dirt for the win.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 27, 2017 1:06 PM  

Billy Ray wrote:calling someone a cuck over and over IS NOT AN ARGUMENT.
Neither is calling a Rightist a Leftist, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. I mean, what else would a moron think? It's NOT AN ARGUMENT, though.

Blogger Chiva June 27, 2017 1:07 PM  

"the left hates black and jews, the alt right hates blacks and jews"

And here I thought the left and alt-right did not agree on anything.

Anonymous Locke June 27, 2017 1:09 PM  

His son's name is Carlton Banks.

Anonymous Sixth largest island June 27, 2017 1:09 PM  

He's not American. He's not your son. And he didn't say that. Phooey.

Blogger Rabbi B June 27, 2017 1:09 PM  

@167 Chiva

And here I thought the left and alt-right did not agree on anything.

Left=Alt-Right. Try to keep up.

Blogger Nationalist Flicka June 27, 2017 1:11 PM  

Never happened.

He cowered in fear in a corner if (big if) he even saw these guys.

Anonymous BBGKB June 27, 2017 1:11 PM  

And here I thought the left and alt-right did not agree on anything.

That TRUMP would be president over Janet Reno's dead body.

Blogger VFM #7634 June 27, 2017 1:12 PM  

nor do black kids suddenly become white gentry sounding precocious 12 year olds.

@18 Sam the Man
To be fair, blacks do develop more quickly. But yeah, sounding like a 16th-century Englishman is probably a bit much.

The obvious verbal flourishes of "vulgarian", "to wit", and "begone" are things that only sound good in your head if you're a delta white knight. Actually saying those things in public will just get you laughed at even harder.

@19 NO GOOGLES
Anyone who's watched Idiocracy would know that. But I think Idiocracy triggers cucks almost as much as it does leftists.

Blogger Cail Corishev June 27, 2017 1:14 PM  

Left=Alt-Right. Try to keep up.

No, no, it's Alt-Right=Left. Also "collectivist." Collectivist what? Just "collectivist."

Blogger Chiva June 27, 2017 1:14 PM  

"Left=Alt-Right. Try to keep up."

Ahhh...I see now. If there is only a left and a right then the alt-right would have to be left because if right is not right then it has to be left.

Sir, you are a genius. Almost as smart as that 12 year old mentioned above.

Blogger Bob Loblaw June 27, 2017 1:17 PM  

Good lord. If you're going to lie, at least make it passably believable.

Blogger VD June 27, 2017 1:17 PM  

calling someone a cuck over and over IS NOT AN ARGUMENT. the left calls people names with no supporting argument, the Alt right calls people names with no supporting argument, tell me again how the two are supposed to be so different?

Whatever, cucky. Anyone who believes tactics are definitive and objectives are irrelevant is retarded.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 27, 2017 1:18 PM  

Alt-Right and Left are the same, because they both mock and/or ignore Conservatives. That we want polar opposite outcomes doesn't mean anything, because we make Billy Ray and VWDE feel bad, just like Marxists do.

Anonymous Exit Only June 27, 2017 1:18 PM  

Even if factually untrue, this story rings true in spirit.

Witness the ungentlemanly attacks on Col. Kratman in recent days. The Pepe worshippers here had no qualms about insulting the Colonel's Latin wife or his Latin children. Have you no sense of decency?

Or the relentless dishonoring of John C. Wright, where many of you take Mr. Wright's comments out of context in an attempt to frame. A pox on you gossips!

The alt-right are merely ideologues who have traded decency and honor for Will To Power.

Blogger cheddarman June 27, 2017 1:19 PM  

NavyCuck talks like a fag and his shit is all retarted.

Blogger allyn71 June 27, 2017 1:20 PM  

@ Nate aka Nate Boomer

Nate...you glorious bastard.

People are to damn serious around here today. Relax and enjoy the ride people.

Like sinning, if it ain't fun you ain't doing it right.

Blogger cheddarman June 27, 2017 1:20 PM  

@160 Billy Ray

You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded

Blogger Nationalist Flicka June 27, 2017 1:21 PM  

** His son's name is Carlton Banks.**

Strange, I was picturing Arnold from Different Strokes.

Blogger allyn71 June 27, 2017 1:22 PM  

NavyCuck talks like a fag and his shit is all retarted.

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Kick-ass cheesehead!

Anonymous IndecisiveEvidence June 27, 2017 1:24 PM  

Is this entire thread a meta troll? VD posts an obvious and hilarious troll and the entire comments thread is people thinking it's earnest. Who is trolling who now? Are you all trolling me?

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents June 27, 2017 1:24 PM  

In California I learned that three lefts makes a right. But I don't know how many lefts to make an alt-right.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents June 27, 2017 1:26 PM  

Are you all trolling me?

No.

Blogger roughcoat June 27, 2017 1:27 PM  

Exit Only wrote:Even if factually untrue, this story rings true in spirit.

Witness the ungentlemanly attacks on Col. Kratman in recent days. The Pepe worshippers here had no qualms about insulting the Colonel's Latin wife or his Latin children. Have you no sense of decency?

Or the relentless dishonoring of John C. Wright, where many of you take Mr. Wright's comments out of context in an attempt to frame. A pox on you gossips!

The alt-right are merely ideologues who have traded decency and honor for Will To Power.


What say you all? Is this parody? I'm on the fence, kinda leaning toward parody because of the "pox on you gossips" line. Yet I do know high-falutin' cucks who could've written this in earnest.

Blogger allyn71 June 27, 2017 1:27 PM  

Even if factually untrue, this story rings true in spirit.

Witness the ungentlemanly attacks on Col. Kratman in recent days. The Pepe worshippers here had no qualms about insulting the Colonel's Latin wife or his Latin children. Have you no sense of decency?

Or the relentless dishonoring of John C. Wright, where many of you take Mr. Wright's comments out of context in an attempt to frame. A pox on you gossips!

The alt-right are merely ideologues who have traded decency and honor for Will To Power.


That is how you do it.

Well done, whoever you are. Have I seen your work before, the Onion perhaps?

Blogger allyn71 June 27, 2017 1:28 PM  

Who is trolling who now? Are you all trolling me?

Yes

Blogger Chiva June 27, 2017 1:29 PM  

"Who is trolling who now? Are you all trolling me?"

Maybe.

Blogger Student in Blue June 27, 2017 1:30 PM  

Who is trolling who now? Are you all trolling me?

Maybe

Anonymous JAG June 27, 2017 1:35 PM  

The author is definitely someone who lurks at democraticunderground.com for the luls. It has many of the key ingredients of a DU Bouncy. The only element missing is a cop jumping out of the bushes. Well done.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 27, 2017 1:37 PM  

roughcoat wrote:What say you all? Is this parody? I'm on the fence, kinda leaning toward parody because of the "pox on you gossips" line.
"Have you no sense of decency?" kinda seals it for me.

"Who is trolling who now? Are you all trolling me?"
Absolutely not. And you can trust me, because I'm always right and I never troll.
And I'm a genius.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 27, 2017 1:37 PM  

And a ninja

Anonymous Manwe June 27, 2017 1:39 PM  

Isn't it more than a little "racist" for middle class Churchian whites to believe that they can raise black children better than their natural black parents.

Blogger Orthodox June 27, 2017 1:39 PM  

This reminds me of the time I was in a restaurant and these guys wearing Bush for President t-shirts were laughing at me and my children. I tried to get the waiter's attention, but decided I should go over and confront them. I asked them, "Do you have a problem?" and they said, "Yes. Where's your adopted baby from Africa?" The other said, "We don't like your kind, making babies with your own wife. This is Cuck country now. Buk-buk-gaw Be gone!"

Anonymous JAG June 27, 2017 1:40 PM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:And a ninja

Is your Kung Fu stronger than his?

Anonymous andon June 27, 2017 1:41 PM  

160. Blogger Billy Ray June 27, 2017 1:00 PM
the left hates black and jews, the alt right hates blacks and jews..... two sides of the same racist coin


whatever you do, dont be a racist

Blogger Luke (alias "Lines With Chrome") June 27, 2017 1:42 PM  

" I confess I am not fluent in vulgarian."
"to wit"
"as you so lewdly put it"
"Now, begone!"

Did this confrontation take place at a Dairy Queen or a rennaissance fair?

"...and while our First Amendment permits even cretins such as yourself freedom of speech, the Second Amendment also permits me to shoot you in the eye should you continue to commit racism."

Where did an "honors student" get the notion that the Second Amendment permits one to shoot people for being racist?

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