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Sunday, July 09, 2017

Mailvox: behold, the mighty Gamma

There was something strangely familiar about Tuatha's atheist Gamma-bragging about how he is the intellectual superior of JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, and everyone reading this blog:
The only thing needed to conclude lewis in nutshell, is that anyone who called himself an atheist because he hates god is a moron. Even tolkien could tell lewis was a birdbrain with his blatant and overuse of christian allegory that he regretted even trying to 'convert' him to christianity... Lewis was a fucking retard with no iota of a neuron in his tiny head. He was so stupid that he bought pascal's wager-the absolute dumbest argument ever conceived-hook, line, and sinker. I know what the obese shit-for-brains said and wrote. I have read Mere Christianity beginning to end. His whole line of thinking is the worst sort of diabetic autism that I have ever seen outside of antifa and 'brony nationalists'.... If I wanted I could easily go to oxford and get at least three positions there if I wanted without much effort.
Ah yes, it was this.

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Gammas. They never change. A million different variations, but always the same delusions of superiority.

The amusing thing is that, as is customary, the Gamma doesn't even have his basic facts right. In the unlikely event he has read Mere Christianity as claimed, he has not understood it, because CS Lewis doesn't base his apologetics on Pascal's Wager. Even the passage that has been described as a "reflection of the basic premise of the argument" is not based on Pascal's writings, but rather, the apostle Paul's first letter to the Corinthians.

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, is of infinite importance. The one thing it cannot be is moderately important."
- CS Lewis

"If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith. More than that, we are then found to be false witnesses about God, for we have testified about God that he raised Christ from the dead. But he did not raise him if in fact the dead are not raised. For if the dead are not raised, then Christ has not been raised either. And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ are lost. If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are of all people most to be pitied."
- 1 Corinthians 15:12-19

UPDATE: Nailed it. The Gamma is BUTTHURT beyond belief.

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90 Comments:

Anonymous Bobby Farr July 09, 2017 8:06 AM  

Is it Jason Blaha?

Anonymous grey enlightenment July 09, 2017 8:07 AM  

my favorite vox day line: you are not intellectually tall enough for this ride

Anonymous Icicle July 09, 2017 8:15 AM  

sort of diabetic autism

Are those related?

Blogger Midnight Avenue J July 09, 2017 8:18 AM  

"gorilla warfare"

Leave Harambe out of it.

Anonymous Looking Glass July 09, 2017 8:23 AM  

There are passages of text you read that are so stupid, you have to stop yourself because it can physically hurt trying to process the stupid. DeadBird, at least, confines it to 140 characters, thus making it mockable without causing damage to the reader.

It's like saying you could beat Joe Lewis, in boxing, in his prime. No, you just couldn't. The Gamma, it hurts.

Blogger Rick July 09, 2017 8:33 AM  

No one gets that upset over something he believes does not exist.

Blogger The Kurgan July 09, 2017 8:34 AM  

Vox,
I think we may have a few "fans" in common, judging by the quality emails you obviously receive.

Also. Your blog makes laugh in public. Most undignified.
Most undignified I say, sir!

Anonymous RecoveringBeta July 09, 2017 8:36 AM  

Who wrote the bottom portion?

Blogger SirGroggy July 09, 2017 8:36 AM  

If I wanted I could easily go to oxford and get at least three positions there if I wanted without much effort.

I guess if he wanted to, he could easily make valid arguments, but prefers (for personal reasons) to just make ad hominem and straw-man fallacies.

Blogger pyrrhus July 09, 2017 8:42 AM  

Again, as Pauli would say, the gamma is "not even wrong."

Blogger Mr.MantraMan July 09, 2017 8:47 AM  

I'm seeing a fat putz with a SKS.

Anonymous LurkingPuppy July 09, 2017 8:47 AM  

If I wanted I could easily go to oxford and get at least three positions there if I wanted without much effort.
Considering the IQ ceiling for university professors, he's probably right about that part.

Blogger Emmett Fitz-Hume July 09, 2017 8:52 AM  

Every time I read one of these (and they are sad and hilarious in equal parts), I think, "What the hell did I miss?"

I thought I was keeping up with comments yesterday but now I've got to go back and read them all again.

"I will s$&/ fury all over you and you will drown in it."

L.O.L!

Anonymous Icicle July 09, 2017 8:55 AM  

Considering the IQ ceiling for university professors, he's probably right about that part.

There is no way someone like Wittgenstein (around 190) could get a position now. Sad!

Blogger Roger Hill July 09, 2017 8:56 AM  

I can't remember if Lewis even quotes Pascal anywhere in Mere Christianity. Perhaps so, but it's been years since I read it. If I were asked how much of Lewis' apologetic is based on Pascal's wager, I would say zero.

Blogger YIH July 09, 2017 8:59 AM  

Midnight Avenue J wrote:"gorilla warfare"

Leave Harambe out of it.


It's copypasta from 4chan. Been around for years.
How much you want to bet our email troll isn't a 'brony nationalist' but is a brony?

Blogger John July 09, 2017 9:04 AM  

Gammas never realize that mastering gorilla warfare isn't admirable among men.

Blogger Bellguard July 09, 2017 9:04 AM  

What is Ad Hominem for 500, Alex?

Anonymous Icicle July 09, 2017 9:04 AM  

Guy has the Gorilla Mindset.

Blogger James Dixon July 09, 2017 9:05 AM  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkKv1dza6QA

Blogger tuberman July 09, 2017 9:12 AM  

What did you say to this god/demon VD? We are all going to miss you. Who knows how many gorillas he has killed?

Or, Wow. Just. Wow. Can't parody some e-mails. He has to go back to his gorilla place.

Blogger buzzardist July 09, 2017 9:12 AM  

I look forward to Tuatha's forthcoming medieval scholarship that will outshine The Allegory of Love. Truly, it will be an honor to read such a brilliant book.

Anonymous Basket of Deplorables July 09, 2017 9:12 AM  

Why does this supposedly NAVY SEAL have the complete arsenal of the Marine Corps at his disposal? Is this moron also the best fighter pilot in the Air Force and the best tanker in the Army?

Blogger FrankNorman July 09, 2017 9:18 AM  

23. Basket of Deplorables July 09, 2017 9:12 AM

Why does this supposedly NAVY SEAL have the complete arsenal of the Marine Corps at his disposal? Is this moron also the best fighter pilot in the Air Force and the best tanker in the Army?


In his own mind, probably yes.

Anonymous Lawyer Guy July 09, 2017 9:24 AM  

No faker has ever said they made it through Marine Boot Camp by being in the gray middle of the crowd and spent their time in a small corner of a vast command and control system.

Anonymous Longtime Lurker July 09, 2017 9:34 AM  

What's the name of his blog? The Manic Atheist?

Anonymous roadrage July 09, 2017 9:35 AM  

How many gorillas....?

300 confirmed. Or so he says.

Blogger James July 09, 2017 9:55 AM  

Just be careful, Vox. He might strike you with the dim mak. Then you would be dead. Thirty years later. In your bed. Of old age.

Blogger TontoBubbaGoldstein July 09, 2017 9:57 AM  

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.


I was with the Green Berets,
Special Unit Battalions...
Commando Airborne Tactics...
Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
Yeah, it was real hush hush.
I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.


Blogger 4499 July 09, 2017 10:00 AM  

I don't see what the big deal is. Gorilla warfare is just jumping over barrels.

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable July 09, 2017 10:02 AM  

I am trained in gorilla warfare

He clearly has a hair trigger ...

Blogger Jonathan Wales July 09, 2017 10:03 AM  

Diabetic autism? 'Gorilla' warfare? A parody, surely?

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable July 09, 2017 10:04 AM  

If I wanted I could easily go to oxford and get at least three positions there if I wanted without much effort.

Janitory, security guard, barrista?

Anonymous Hank July 09, 2017 10:07 AM  

Dude, Vox, this is an old copy pasta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64

Blogger JACIII July 09, 2017 10:07 AM  

Reads like Scalzi talking about his success/

Someone is quite creative, though also quite deficient. All that imagination gone to waste. He could write modern SF bodice rippers had he ever touched a real live girl.

Blogger VD July 09, 2017 10:07 AM  

Vox, this is an old copy pasta.

You don't say....

Anonymous Hank July 09, 2017 10:10 AM  

Ah fuck, reading is hard.

Blogger James Dixon July 09, 2017 10:12 AM  

> Reads like Scalzi talking about his success/

Sounds more like Chuck Pelto (I hope I got the spelling right) to me.

Blogger Krul July 09, 2017 10:14 AM  

Let me put it this way...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aprcqLMY2QY

Anonymous Roters.Libs.Push July 09, 2017 10:18 AM  

#1: Bobby Farr, re: Jason Blaha...dude that was my very first thought!

I used to watch his lifting videos when I was competing, and did not realize what a douche he was (the whole "weighter-gate" thing with Lane Norton). He has some good info, but lots of drama.

Check out AlphaDestiny (solid, no nonsense advice), I think he posted the: "40 years of delusion" video on Blaha. But it's all over YT.

Blogger Josh (the gayest thing here) July 09, 2017 10:21 AM  

I am gamma hear me roar

Blogger Ingot9455 July 09, 2017 10:22 AM  

@3 As a matter of fact they are. The ADHD/autism drugs they use on kids nowadays can cause Tourette's Syndrome-nervous tics, like jerky motions and coughs and sputters. Then they give them another drug to lessen the effect of the uncontrollable tics. Then they give them a third medication to lessen the side effects caused by the second medication. And the combination of all three medications (and more, my nephew was up to six at one point) can cause diabetes, as it did to my nephew.

Blogger James July 09, 2017 10:22 AM  

"I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words."

Obviously, he learned much from Bob Lee Swagger in Shooter. That would explain why he is such an unstoppable killing machine.

Anonymous Roters.Libs.Push July 09, 2017 10:24 AM  

Bobby, watch Part 5 of the Delusion vids...got lots of Nationalism/Hello fellow white people stuff...he has recently tried to adopt the Pepe meme for his lifting vids too. Makes this stuff even more hilarious.

Anonymous Diabetic Autist July 09, 2017 10:25 AM  

I lined up the donuts in threes. Three by three. That makes nine.

Nine donuts. In a square. A square of side length = three.

I want the donuts. But the blood sugar. The insulin is gone. It needs to come back.

Anonymous Icicle July 09, 2017 10:28 AM  

^That was me btw^

Blogger CymantheTrueMan July 09, 2017 10:29 AM  

Wormwood is not sweating over this guy.

Blogger J Van Stry July 09, 2017 10:38 AM  

Sadly, I think I know who wrote that.
Because I'd hate to think that there is more than one person that deluded and insane and brain damaged in the world today.

Blogger Cail Corishev July 09, 2017 10:47 AM  

"If I'd wanted to I totally could have," the epitaph on every Gamma tombstone.

Someone asked on another thread why anyone would kneel to pray. Well, partly for the same reason this individual refuses to.

Blogger Aeoli Pera July 09, 2017 10:50 AM  

This is narcissism, absent the ability to act on it. I pity those who have narcissists for bosses.

Blogger ZhukovG July 09, 2017 11:01 AM  

But I am Napoleon Bonaparte!!!!

Blogger John Williams July 09, 2017 11:05 AM  

I'm seeing a fat putz with a SKS.
An AirSoft SKS...

Anonymous Mr. Rational July 09, 2017 11:19 AM  

Rick wrote:No one gets that upset over something he believes does not exist.
Anthropogenic climate change.

John wrote:Gammas never realize that mastering gorilla warfare isn't admirable among men.
Those are two prime examples of hooting and chest-beating.  A little more fantastical and you'd have something worthy of Twain's tales of braggarts along the Mississippi.

Blogger Lucas July 09, 2017 11:20 AM  

He will find you in tbe USA, Vox. Or something.

Blogger DeploraBard July 09, 2017 11:23 AM  

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Blogger DeploraBard July 09, 2017 11:27 AM  

If coach would have put me in the game, I could have thrown that pig skin a 1/4 mile

Blogger Ingemar July 09, 2017 11:30 AM  

That "gorilla warfare" paragraph reminds me of Jason Blaha. If you haven't heard of him, he's an obese "fitness expert" that claims to have been a spy and mercenary during the Clinton years. The man lies like normal people breathe.

Blogger Koanic July 09, 2017 11:32 AM  

> Gammas never realize that mastering gorilla warfare isn't admirable among men.

This comment is as divorced from the ancestral environment as a Redcoat in Ohio looking nervously at all the trees.

Anonymous Tipsy July 09, 2017 11:47 AM  

5343 Kinds of Deplorable wrote:I am trained in gorilla warfare

He clearly has a hair trigger ...


He fought at the battle of Sagittal Crest.

Blogger Dave July 09, 2017 11:59 AM  

Redcoat in Ohio looking nervously at all the trees

They just couldn't see the gorillas in the mist.

Blogger VFM #7634 July 09, 2017 12:00 PM  

The ur-internet-tough-guy

Anonymous Tipsy July 09, 2017 12:02 PM  

Dave wrote:Redcoat in Ohio looking nervously at all the trees

They just couldn't see the gorillas in the mist.


They were MIA - misting in action.

Blogger FrankNorman July 09, 2017 12:03 PM  

47. CymantheTrueMan July 09, 2017 10:29 AM

Wormwood is not sweating over this guy.


"Keep everything hazy in his mind now, and you will have all eternity wherein to amuse yourself by producing in him the peculiar kind of clarity which Hell affords."

Blogger wreckage July 09, 2017 12:13 PM  

This guy is a SEAL sniper with a personal spy network; more than capable of securing tenure at Oxford, and in case others have forgotten, perpetually drowning in pussy.

But he chooses not to shoot VD, chooses not to be possibly the world's most recognized and respected scholar, and chooses, he reports, not to successfully reproduce.

I was told many years ago that the Japanese have a saying:
"Power that is not used does not exist".

Blogger Kirk Forlatt July 09, 2017 12:13 PM  

@33 "Janitory, security guard, barrista?"

I was betting on "spread-eagle, bent over the mattress, and on the knees with mouth open and eyes closed."

Blogger Robert What? July 09, 2017 12:13 PM  

I wonder if that pathetic gamma also had his secret decoder ring in his basement?

Blogger praetorian July 09, 2017 12:15 PM  

A family member of mine who was a sniper in the army SF, now LEO, didn't tell me until three years after we met.

One of the nicest, calmest people I have ever met.

Blogger Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 July 09, 2017 12:19 PM  

OMG.... please tell me that was satire and not a direct quote? He'll be claiming to be Napoleon next. Funny thing about those who can do ... they do. They don't talk they do. The fact that you are still here puts the lie to this idiocy.

Blogger OGRE July 09, 2017 12:22 PM  

yet another data point proving the link between atheists and asperger's syndrome

Anonymous fop July 09, 2017 12:37 PM  

@56

Uncle Rico was no gamma.

Blogger Arthur Isaac July 09, 2017 1:23 PM  

"He clearly has a hair trigger ... "

Hare trigger..

Blogger The Sasquatch July 09, 2017 1:51 PM  

That was a lot of typing. I wonder if he got Cheeto stains on his mom's iMac keyboard when he typed all that.

Gosh, I hope not.

Blogger newanubis July 09, 2017 2:09 PM  

One can ascertain a man's character far better with the enemies he has than by the company he keeps.
That said, well done Vox!

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 09, 2017 2:23 PM  

Okay, autists, the part that Vox put in the quote box is Tuatha. The part after in italics is some randome fagget on /pol/. As much as I disdain Tuatha, even he wouldn't write that.

Longtime Lurker wrote:What's the name of his blog? The Manic Atheist?
He claims to be a Deist. LOL

Anonymous Überdeplorable Psychedelic Cat Grass July 09, 2017 3:12 PM  

Classic. It might be worthwhile to find out who the guy is and pass it along to the SEALs that have the list of all SEALs. They could remind him them don't like others impersonating them. LOL at leave Harambe out of this.

Blogger JaimeInTexas July 09, 2017 4:06 PM  

"UPDATE: Nailed it. The Gamma is BUTTHURT beyond belief."

That is wrong. So, wrong.

Anonymous FKA Max July 09, 2017 4:53 PM  

James wrote:Just be careful, Vox. He might strike you with the dim mak. Then you would be dead. Thirty years later. In your bed. Of old age.

The Death Touch/ Quivering Palm Scene - The Men Who Stare At Goats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrseCeq-7Q


I absolutely love ''The Men Who Stare at Goats''!

The Men Who Stare At Goats - The Ben Echmeyer Technique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU64ZyzB9vo

Another favorite:

Napoleon Dynamite - Rex Kwon Do [HQ]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E

Blogger Admiral James July 09, 2017 5:29 PM  

Mine too!
In fact, I have used it

Blogger Silly but True July 09, 2017 6:58 PM  

"Janitory, security guard, barrista?"

I would've gone with kneeling, downward dog, and on all fours like a pig.

Blogger CymantheTrueMan July 09, 2017 7:14 PM  

Great book!!!

Blogger VFM #7634 July 09, 2017 8:31 PM  

"UPDATE: Nailed it. The Gamma is BUTTHURT beyond belief."

The beatings shall continue until morale improves. It's the only thing that will help this fellow's bad case of Internet Tough Guy Syndrome.

Blogger DeploraBard July 09, 2017 8:39 PM  

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Blogger Tom K. July 10, 2017 12:31 AM  

When started talking about having the entire arsenal of the military at his disposal, I immediately flashed on Neo saying, "Guns. We need Guns!"

Anonymous FKA Max July 10, 2017 12:48 AM  

DeploraBard wrote:If coach would have put me in the game, I could have thrown that pig skin a 1/4 mile

''Kip, I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. You ever come across anything like time travel?''

Napoleon Dynamite (4/5) Movie CLIP - Uncle Rico Could Have Gone Pro (2004) HD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL-VX3WbA9U

Blogger Tuatha July 10, 2017 2:28 PM  

"Tuatha's atheist"

Wrong. Read it again. I am a DEIST. I believe that the whole fabric of reality was manifested by an intelligent force that is my God. The fact you [an 'intelligent sigma'] could not even get that right just goes to show that you will say anything to prove your point [hence all the blather about rhetoric on this shitdrain] so that anyone who challenges your point eventually leaves. You're not even tall enough for your own ride.

"One of the nicest, calmest people I have ever met."
Which is exactly how I act when talking to people in real life. Like I wrote before, nobody [literally not a single bastard here] even came close to reading me. Not even close. If anyone here encountered me in person the last thing out of a billion thoughts they could have would be "this loser gamma shithead needs to die" or "I hate this bitch".

As I am devoid of any "gamma" traits I can only conclude that the alt-right [in particular the alt-west] is for failed boys that never became men. I am convinced that you are ALL gammas or omegas without exception.

As it is the "alpha" thing to "concede to those better when wrong" I will leave you to wallow in your feelings of righteousness until the time comes where you actually reveal your real faces, real achievements, and real selves where they can actually be judged.

Blogger SirHamster July 10, 2017 3:19 PM  

Tuatha wrote:As I am devoid of any "gamma" traits ...

/popcorn

Blogger Paul, Dammit! July 10, 2017 3:25 PM  

Hip Hip... *crickets*
Hip Hip...*crickets*
Hip Hip!... *crickets stop as janitor accidentally farts explosively while stifling a sneeze*

You're all going to be sorry when King Toonces or whatever declares Prima Nocta on your larger garden vegetables.

Incontheivable!

Anonymous Quartermaster July 10, 2017 3:44 PM  

The volume of his rant marks him as a liar. I had friends who were SEALs. He ran about 10 million percent too much. My friends rarely talked that much even casually.

Blogger SmockMan July 11, 2017 2:01 AM  

He is the gift that doesn't have the discipline to stop giving.

Blogger John rockwell July 12, 2017 9:59 AM  

The Gamma believes in his inherent superiority with nothing to show for it.

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