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Tuesday, September 05, 2017

7 reasons for Zuckenberg 2020

We can only hope the Democrats are dumb enough to nominate the would-be Augustus 2.0:
Here are seven reasons why Democrats should clear the decks for Mark Zuckerberg as their 2020 nominee:

1) He’ll be able to play the political outsider card harder and heavier than Trump.

2) Zuckerberg doesn’t need a dime of anyone else’s money.

3) Zuckerberg is the most effective tech CEO in America.

4) He understands the media ecosystem. Hell, at this point, he basically owns the media ecosystem.

5) Zuckerberg’s a family man—with a family that is the Modern Family to his opponent’s Real Housewives.

6) He will reject all the tropes, traps, and talking points that have led Democrats into trouble. (In other words, adios Nancy Pelosi!)

7) Kamala who?
Can you even imagine how the Democrats of 1960 would react to the idea that only 60 years later, their standard-bearer would be a godless, race-mixing Jew who is one of the wealthiest monopolists in the world?

For all the Alternate History novels about the Nazis that have been written, no one has yet landed on the most obvious one. Hitler builds a time machine, travels to 2017, buys a video camera, films a few hours, then returns and broadcasts it to the people of England, France, and the USA.

The Allied governments would have been overthrown and replaced with pro-German governments in an afternoon.

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108 Comments:

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable September 05, 2017 8:24 AM  

Oh please, PLEASE, let it be so. But they won't. He's too white-looking.

Blogger SirGroggy September 05, 2017 8:32 AM  

Hell, at this point, he basically owns the media ecosystem.

Gosh almikey, writer chap, could you possibly write in a more cliched and annoying way?

Hell, at this point, it's basically just painful to read.

7 reasons for Zuckerberg 2020

There is only 1 reason!!

Which is this - can you imagine a more satisfying and morale-boosting victory than a one sided pulverisation delivered from the hands of the God Emperor to Zuckerberg himself? Donald J. Trump just kicking Zuckerberg's teeth in one by one from that shit-eating grin and making Zuckerberg's now toothless mouth swallow his own torn-off and crushed ex-testacles? It would be heaven.

Anonymous 360 September 05, 2017 8:35 AM  

Trump will not run in 2020. If he has a good term this term he will leave office.

Blogger Ben Cohen September 05, 2017 8:35 AM  

Mark looks like screech from saved by the Bell.

Ot: Vox can you do an interview with John red eagle?

Blogger Ben Cohen September 05, 2017 8:35 AM  

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Blogger Durandel Almiras September 05, 2017 8:38 AM  

Sounds like a good plot line for a work that belongs in Forbidden Thoughts 2.

How is that Dems have zero clue as to what a weirdo Zuck comes off as? He is not charismatic.

Anonymous Looking Glass September 05, 2017 8:39 AM  

@3 360

Trump officially declared the day of the Inauguration. It's going to be 8 years of Awesome.

As to the article: Please, Mark, please. Run! Buy the Democratic nomination! Do it! DO IT! I want Trump to potentially flip DC!

Anonymous Steve September 05, 2017 8:41 AM  

MAKE AMERICA AUTISTIC AGAIN

Blogger Nate September 05, 2017 8:42 AM  

Zuck is literally one of the 20 most hated people in america. Can they really be this stupid?

Anonymous Steve September 05, 2017 8:46 AM  

Maybe his running mate can be AIDS-Skeletor Tim Cook.

Blogger Salt September 05, 2017 8:47 AM  

Where's Bezos fit into all this?

Blogger Mr.MantraMan September 05, 2017 8:47 AM  

The anti-Christ personified, of course if played right that all but guarantees him the D nomination.

Actually it has been found that Hitler has been living in Argentina and over time has become an "anti-racist" activist with a deep attachment to Israel and it becoming a multi-cultural paradise of love, there is even video of it if you look for "Anti-racist Hitler."

Anonymous Rigel Kent September 05, 2017 8:50 AM  

It would be worth it for the hilarity alone. But, a serious question. Do you guys think Zuck is a,

1. Robot
2. Alien
3. Alien Robot

Personally I think #3, but I'm interested in what the rest of you think.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan September 05, 2017 8:51 AM  

Now imagine "Cucks for Zuck?" Beck, Wilson and Paul Ryan all swooning for Zuck, AIPAC putting its finger in the air testing the winds of a die hard globalist and how it comes to the ONE ISSUE that rules us all.

Zuck I love and I'm alt-right.

Blogger Alexander September 05, 2017 8:52 AM  

Debate 1: "Suckerberg!"

Trump wins 49 states.

Anonymous Looking Glass September 05, 2017 8:54 AM  

@9 Nate

There are politician Negatives, then there are Media Negatives. That's the part that "Trump has really high negatives! He can't win!" always intentionally missed. Trump the Heel still has people watching. The Rock made him name as a Heel (and mostly anti-hero), yet he's still a huge name.

Those aren't the numbers as a politician, so it is different.

However, Zuck loses just by standing next to Trump. Optics matter and he can't hide that face. Along with the basics: Atheist Jew married to Chinese Woman. He doesn't have much of a prayer against Trump. (I was going to say, "unless someone Nukes Manhattan", but that might actually turn NYC red in 2020.)

Harris is the one being pushed by the Obama faction, but there's 4 rich White Men running in 2020, per the Podesta emails. We know of at least 1 for sure: Starbuck's CEO. Zuckerberg seems the 2nd, with Bob Iger likely the 3rd. Not sure who the 4th is yet.

Anonymous Eduardo September 05, 2017 8:54 AM  

MAAAAAAAAAAA Hat

Make America Autistic ... Again.

Anonymous Reenay September 05, 2017 8:56 AM  

"Owns the media ecosystem" is a positive in the era of "Fake News"?

Blogger Mats September 05, 2017 8:56 AM  

hahaha

Anonymous krymneth September 05, 2017 8:56 AM  

1) He’ll be able to play the political outsider card harder and heavier than Trump.

Not by 2020 he won't. Already there's enough to tar him right now, and as has been a recurring topic of conversation on this blog, the next year or so is very likely to fully strip him of that.

I lurk on Hacker News. SV still has no recognition of the fact that if they try to exert their supposed power to silence half the country that they're going to suffer major consequences, including in all their stock prices. They already obviously tried to put their thumb on Trump's election, and at the moment I the only reason I'd see for them not to majorly overplay their hands during the midterm election would be if they already got blown up by something else before then. I wouldn't be surprised they outright try to publicly deplatform a Republican House or Senate campaign for being "too Trump", while being too myopic and stuck in the SV liberalism bubble to realize that they basically just guaranteed the election of whomever they tried to deplatform. Facebook would be a part of that. That would basically end Zuckerberg's campaign.

Really, the only question Zuckerberg faces is which way he ends his campaign; does he fail to be obsequious enough to the Left and deplatform Republicans as they demand, thus making him unelectable to his supposed base, or does he do as they demand, thus making him unelectable to pretty much everybody else? Even if he steps down as CEO people are not going to believe that he couldn't stop it if he wanted.

4) He understands the media ecosystem. Hell, at this point, he basically owns the media ecosystem.

I don't think Americans as a whole are going to see this as a net positive. Of course MPAI, but I think the left often overestimates how idiotic the electorate is. On the whole I don't think the electorate would make this sort of mistake. It makes plenty of others, but this one is just too obvious. And, importantly, creepy. Even his sycophantic public defenders would privately admit that this creeps them out.

6) He will reject all the tropes, traps, and talking points that have led Democrats into trouble.

That's a pretty egregious misspelling of "embodies".

Yeah, it would be great if he ran, but by 2019 I expect it will be too obvious to all... except maybe Zuckerberg himself... that he's beyond damaged goods. Democrats will be actively running on the platform of how Zuckerberg isn't what Democrats really are. Even if he doesn't run.

Blogger MadMax 1861 September 05, 2017 8:57 AM  

@12 Mr.MantraMan "The anti-Christ personified"
Ann Barnhardt thinks he is a prime candidate for the Antichrist. Listen to her at 10:00 in her podcast #021:
https://www.barnhardt.biz/2017/08/22/barnhardt-podcast-021-total-eclipse-of-the-truth/

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 05, 2017 8:58 AM  

Can you even imagine how the Democrats of 1960 would react to the idea that only 60 years later, their standard-bearer would be a godless, race-mixing Jew who is one of the wealthiest monopolists in the world?

More likely it's going to be a Jewish TV comedy writer from Minnesota.

The base wants Kamala Harris but the party big wigs knows she'd be a worse candidate than Crooked Granny Cankles.

They don't really have anyone else. Biden will be almost 78. Jerry Brown will be 82. Fauchonatas is a non-starter since she would be facing an opponent who would actually call her on being a fake Indian.

The Dems have almost no one else.

Anonymous Ominous Cowherd September 05, 2017 8:59 AM  

360 wrote:Trump will not run in 2020. If he has a good term this term he will leave office.

Since you obviously have inside info, what's the real scoop on Javanka?

Blogger Phillip George September 05, 2017 8:59 AM  

Yeah but has he been to Epstein Island? Does he have what it takes? Cooked spirits and Mueller owned.

In any case Russia decides US elections. Just ask Hillary.

Anonymous krymneth September 05, 2017 9:01 AM  

Also, just in general, Trump was probably a once-in-a-lifetime fluke. Zuckerberg would have to first manage to defeat the Democrats themselves in their own selection process, in a world where a court just ruled that while the evidence highly suggests that the DNC tipped the scales in favor of Hillary, there is no Federal law that requires them to run a fair nomination process so the courts have no jurisdiction. Could Zuckerberg really win that fight, from what is probably nearly a standing start? He'd be far from the first liberal shocked at what can happen to them in the press if The Machine decides to work against him. Does he really have what it takes to break the Machine or convince it to run him instead of someone whose Turn it Is?

Anonymous Steve September 05, 2017 9:03 AM  

Thing is though, and I loved following the last US presidential election. Loved it! Big League! But the thing is...

Zuck doesn't seem all that ridiculous compared to many of the major contenders from 2015:

* Hillary - the least likeable woman since Myra Hindley, and she nearly became your President.

* Bernie - Communist Larry David lookalike who's never had a real job and spent his honeymoon in the Soviet Union.

* Tim Kaine - keep expecting this guy to be arrested for having young men buried under his floorboards

* Jeb! - yes, Jeb!

* Marco Rubio - literally just a Cuban rentboy who knows how to use an autocue

* Ted Cruz - the personification of a lazily-written Stephen King baddie.

* etc.

Who do the Democrats have that's obviously better than Zuckerberg?

Blogger Mr.MantraMan September 05, 2017 9:04 AM  

Never underestimate the D party base to adapt to the latest and greatest craze. It's Zuck by a landslide, he will adopt a black African AIDs baby and the nomination is his.

His sister the supposed Classics academic is trolling hard for an Alpha White Man, maybe Anglin should up his game from gamma to secret lover and infiltrate the Zuck clan.

Anonymous Bobby Farr September 05, 2017 9:05 AM  

I struggle to think of a single instance in modern history when the Left has reacted positively to beauty. They obviously recoil from the aesthetics of the Trump family. The breeding of an autistic jewish nerd to a squat third world migrant will sell to their core audience and the broken toys who serve as the mouthpieces for the left. It won't sell to normies who liked the aspirational MAGA message and reject the Left's calls for increasingly enthusiastic celebrations of ugliness.

Anonymous Anonymous September 05, 2017 9:07 AM  

I want Kevin Currie to tell me more about the "efficiency and force of Grant going through Richmond."

Blogger Ransom Smith September 05, 2017 9:08 AM  

As much as I would love to see the mundane robot man , I doubt it'll happen.

The Dem nominee will be a minority. And likely a woman too.

Anonymous Bobby Farr September 05, 2017 9:10 AM  

And contrast Trump's five children with Zuck's two children after repeated miscarriages and medical intervention. A perfect contrast of health, strength, beauty and fecundity on the right versus leftist abominations abhorred by nature.

Blogger bw September 05, 2017 9:11 AM  

He's too white-looking

Gonna be a tougher and tougher sell in the party of Ever-Muddier-Darkness-as-Utopia.
BTW, for those who've never seen it, B Clinton long ago said that Whites would have to learn to organize and agitate as a minority.
It has long been the plan.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan September 05, 2017 9:12 AM  

For the love of Steve Sailer we need the Zuck.

Blogger Johnny September 05, 2017 9:15 AM  

Zuckerberg is like Trump only worse and on the other side of the political divide.

We have lost our way already. Zuckerberg would be doubling down.

Anonymous basementhomebrewer September 05, 2017 9:16 AM  

His supposed "mastery of the media-ecosystem." Is a liability if Sessions is let off the leash. Every time a pro-right voice gets banned on facebook or a liberal campaign is artificially promoted to trending he runs a foul of campaign finance laws. Facebook would be giving him free campaign services.

That's not to mention his robot like charm. Put him on stage and have Trump throw one insult his way and it would only exacerbate his stiff and awkward mannerisms.

Blogger Cail Corishev September 05, 2017 9:17 AM  

Trump will not run in 2020.

Are you guys really going to run with the same claims you made in 2016, just doing a find-and-replace on the year? Please be more interesting.

Zuck is literally one of the 20 most hated people in america.

And he will be even more hated after three more years of tightening the censorship on his web site.

Besides, it's still HER turn. If not the original HER, another woman in her place.

Anonymous Steve September 05, 2017 9:18 AM  

Guys, I have found the perfect Democratic Presidential nominee.

Blogger Mocheirge September 05, 2017 9:18 AM  

I think Jack Dorsey has the best chance of being the D nominee. His entire platform would be "elect me and I'll ban Trump from Twitter!"

Astute Democrats would recognize he doesn't need to be POTUS to do that; he already has the power. To them, it would sound like "elect me and I'll guarantee Twitter will die as millions migrate to Trump's new platform!"

So yeah, there might be one or two dissenters to a @jack presidential run.

Anonymous basementhomebrewer September 05, 2017 9:25 AM  

@ Steve

She is nearly the ideal. Body positive, POC of indeterminate sexual orientation and gender would be ideal. I can still sort of tell that she was likely born a woman.

Blogger Ransom Smith September 05, 2017 9:25 AM  

Guys, I have found the perfect Democratic Presidential nominee.

A few years ago maybe. But blacks are actually on their way out of the Democratic power halls. Hispanics are the new favored minority.

Anonymous krymneth September 05, 2017 9:26 AM  

Further comment as I think about how creepy Zuckerberg would be as a candidate... of all the politicians in the world, Trump is probably the #1 most capable of making hay with that. No old-school-Republican shying away from pointing that out, but a full on campaign to make sure that everybody knows exactly what they're voting for.

Anonymous Mark Zuckerberg September 05, 2017 9:33 AM  

Hello fellow humans, how do you do?

My fish babies crossbred with the wife's internal pod are gestating nicely. I just need one of the Chinese human persuasion as godparent.

Please clap.

Blogger Cail Corishev September 05, 2017 9:34 AM  

how creepy Zuckerberg would be as a candidate

The chans have a picture of him where he's staring straight at you with black eyes and bluish pale skin. I assume it's 'shopped, but still, it's easy to make the guy look creepy as hell.

Trump is probably the #1 most capable of making hay with that.

They complained that he was too mean to Hillary during the debates, because woman. She even claims in her book that he was stalking her around the stage and she felt harassed. The truth is he was chivalrous; he could really cut loose against a man.

Blogger YIH September 05, 2017 9:39 AM  

If the domain registrars want to pull a domain for promoting antisemitism they should pull faceberg's domain.
They're worse than the Daily Stormer and Stormfront combined - by a factor of 10.

Blogger Jew613 September 05, 2017 9:42 AM  

Zuckerberg comes off as an alien trying to mimic human behavior and failing. I really can't see the Democrats being dumb enough to run him.

If they want to win they would run a pro working class old school Democrat and push out the crazies from their party.

Blogger tuberman September 05, 2017 9:46 AM  

If only they could dig up FDR, put the academics back in control of trade, and reinstate the New Deal...with Fire Side Chats?

Anonymous Panzer Man September 05, 2017 9:49 AM  

tuberman wrote:If only they could dig up FDR, put the academics back in control of trade, and reinstate the New Deal...with Fire Side Chats?

They already had one undead candidate. Might as well raise FDR while they're at it. What's another walking corpse among friends?

Blogger tuberman September 05, 2017 9:57 AM  

Panzer Man wrote:tuberman wrote:If only they could dig up FDR, put the academics back in control of trade, and reinstate the New Deal...with Fire Side Chats?

They already had one undead candidate. Might as well raise FDR while they're at it. What's another walking corpse among friends?


How much baby blood are they transfusing into Soros and her to keep those zombies animated?

Anonymous Bell Worthington September 05, 2017 9:58 AM  

I think it will be very interesting to see how Facebook censors/promotes political articles leading up to and especially during a potential Zuckerberg campaign. Whatever Facebook does, short of blacking out for most of 2020, I don't think it'll be able to avoid even the appearance of bias/collusion.

Will Facebook be shamelessly and openly weaponized during the campaign? Will it attempt to be more subtle about how it shills for Zuckerberg? No one is going to believe that Facebook gives equal coverage to conservative articles etc.

I see many subpoenas. I see a mass exodus from Facebook services that will seriously impair its market share. I don't see how Zuckerberg can overcome the stench of his own media empire overtly/covertly propagandizing in his favor. It will reek to high heaven even with the best corporate legal department and PR in the world. I don't see how he can be a viable candidate given these issues related to Facebook ownership/influence.

Anonymous Clay September 05, 2017 9:58 AM  

What's he gonna do about the NORKS?

Cyber them to death?

Anonymous Grayman September 05, 2017 10:05 AM  

ZUkerberg??? LMAO. He's white as far as all the other liberal "diversity" is concerned and we have moved into full on identity politics. The left, and its niche has been more or less taken over by "diversity" and they will not tolerate a "white boy" being their standard bearer! Even if the old-guard left that is still entrenched pushes Zuckerberg into the race it will only fracture the liberal political spectrum further. The trolling and meme opportunities would be endless and should be an almost guaranteed 2nd term for Trump!
If nothing else seeing the internal liberal chaos grow and the internal fracturing of the leftist organization grow exponentially would be some great lulz!

Anonymous Looking Glass September 05, 2017 10:05 AM  

@49 Bell Worthington

Everyone forgets that Oprah never recovered from endorsing Obama. Companies that are inherently political can survive; companies that are non-political can survive. You cannot switch in the middle without collapsing your support.

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr September 05, 2017 10:12 AM  

So the Dems figure on running an Internet monopolist. Against a populist conservative with no inhibitions about actually USING power. That'll work well. Especially at the first debate...when Trump personally makes the arrest for violation of anti-trust laws and civil rights violations.

The simple truth is that the Dems are in the same place the GOP was in around 1996 - they don't have a viable candidate.

And people forget that Trump in 2016 was a man with no political experience or track record. Trump in 2020 will be a far stronger candidate. Kindly note that whenever he's been able to operate without interference from Congress or the courts, he's governed competently.

Anonymous AZFloyd September 05, 2017 10:14 AM  

OT

https://youtu.be/d-1YeOw6G3o

If your a Trump fan, this will make you laugh

Anonymous Crew September 05, 2017 10:15 AM  

Especially at the first debate...when Trump personally makes the arrest for violation of anti-trust laws and civil rights violations.

And body slams Zuck to the ground!

Blogger Dirtnapninja September 05, 2017 10:19 AM  

Zuck wont win the nomination.

The Black Party wants Kamala.

Blogger Francis Parker Yockey September 05, 2017 10:24 AM  

8. He will be more responsive to voters' concerns, since he already knows what they are. No polling needed.

9. He's already got a campaign poster. Just needs a slogan. Maybe "Vote Zuck - See It His Way."
http://startupitalia.eu/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/mark-zuckerberg-oculus-rift.jpg

Anonymous aegis-1080 September 05, 2017 10:28 AM  

Let Dems to find a candidate that normal people hate more than Grandma Cackles. Though my bet is Dems running her again, just so those evil racists can apologize to the school marm for what they did and things can "get back to normal".

Hell, even Kamala is better than those two.

Anonymous Documentarian September 05, 2017 10:29 AM  

For all the Alternate History novels about the Nazis that have been written, no one has yet landed on the most obvious one. Hitler builds a time machine, travels to 2017, buys a video camera, films a few hours, then returns and broadcasts it to the people of England, France, and the USA.

Mencius Moldbug alludes to this scenario in An Open Letter to Open-Minded Progressives. From OL5: the shortest way to world peace:

(If you really want to break your brain, imagine if the Nazi 2008 found a way to send a film crew into the real 2008, and made a propaganda documentary showing the world as it would be if the Jewish Bolshevik plutocrats had not been vanquished. The camera eye is, of course, selective. But what would it select? Hm.)

Blogger YIH September 05, 2017 10:49 AM  

Steve wrote:Guys, I have found the perfect Democratic Presidential nominee.
Harambe did nothing wrong!

Anonymous Ain September 05, 2017 10:49 AM  

'"Owns the media ecosystem" is a positive in the era of "Fake News"?'

For them it is.

They're unabashed hypocrites, and 100% on board with censorship and Fake news when it suits them. The notion of FB suspending half their users delights them.

Anonymous Objective Observer September 05, 2017 10:50 AM  

Zuckerberg IS the helmet Dukakis wore.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 05, 2017 11:01 AM  

@57 Francis
8. He will be more responsive to voters' concerns, since he already knows what they are. No polling needed.

He will be more responsive to voters concerns because he will have already told voters what to be concerned about.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab September 05, 2017 11:08 AM  

Can you imagine if Hitler did film a few hours of American news? Gay pride parades, blm riots, the Kardashian clan, burning man? Show that in movie houses from coast to coast and the leftists would be chucking each other off the boats to make room for a trip to Russia while angry mobs chased down the ones left behind.

If only the consequences could have been seen by everyone not just the few.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab September 05, 2017 11:10 AM  

Zuckerberg really is the anti-Christ? Do what is the mark? Wait my phone's ringing...

Anonymous Neobali September 05, 2017 11:11 AM  

Zuckerberg is a white man running as a Democrat. A non-Christian. A manlet. An oily, creepy-looking beta male. And he has no charisma at all.

No rational person thinks he has a chance.

Anonymous Pennywise September 05, 2017 11:24 AM  

The same thing can be said of Republicans in 1960 reacting to their standard bearer (Trump) of a godless man, whose children also race mixed with Jews to benefit their brand, who created wealth by way of crony capitalism.

The irony here is delicious.

Anonymous Monkey Boy September 05, 2017 11:29 AM  

I think Zuckerberg has said he's no longer an atheist.

Not that it means much.

Blogger John M September 05, 2017 11:32 AM  

IMHO we will see the first Asian America president before we see the first Jewish one. What happened to Sanders already proved, minorities particularly Blacks will not vote for a Jew. And there is no chance we will see a Jew running as a Republican anytime soon.

OpenID aew51183 September 05, 2017 12:21 PM  

Zuck 2020 would be the ultimate gift to us, as we would be able to make facebook's censorship of the right the central campaign issue and spit-roast him and all of his silicon valley friends for it.

Banning Trump and LePen supporters by the hundreds of thousands, rigging of the trending algorithms to push propaganda, the failure to apply their own "harassment" rules to the left's legitimate campaigns of McCarthyite life ruination... let's get this ALL out to the public on the most prominent of forums: the presidential debates.

Anonymous map September 05, 2017 12:46 PM  

Hell, all one has to do is read Zuck's own words when touring the Midwest: basically, his entire platform is economic prosperity by moving somewhere else. Presumably, Americans should just learn Mandarin and move to China...that's where the jobs are.

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales September 05, 2017 1:02 PM  

@67

"The same thing can be said of Republicans in 1960 reacting to their standard bearer (Trump) of a godless man,"

Ummm... Trump isn't a godless man. Like, at all. You can say he's been a lapsed Christian in the past and has only recently stepped back a little into the light, but he is not a godless man. In fact, one of the reasons he's so hated is because out of all the president's in recent modern history, he's actually let more Christians into the whitehouse for things like prayer meetings and the like. Crap, not even Reagan really did that.

So, yeah, kindly stuff your fake news up your ass, troll.

"whose children also race mixed with Jews to benefit their brand"

Oh no, teh jooooosssss!

"who created wealth by way of crony capitalism."

No, just regular capitalism, thank you.

"The irony here is delicious."

The stupidity here means someone's a little scared about DACA...

Blogger Demonic Professor El September 05, 2017 1:32 PM  

Zuckerberg represents the Democrat party rather well - rich kid who stole someone else's product, got a monopoly on it, abuses patent/trademark, and whose immense wealth is fraudulent having come through various ad scams.

On top of that, he's a globalist who builds huge walls around his own private estate while saying no one else has a right to privacy.

Plus, have you seen his eyes? He's got that sociopath gaze.

He'd be a perfect DNC candidate, especially when he starts talking about cucumbers and orifices, stomping cats, and burning things in his basement.

Blogger Demonic Professor El September 05, 2017 1:35 PM  

@70 aew51183

You've convinced me he should run. Can you imagine the Mao-like cult he'd try to have on FB? Except for the passive-aggressive whiny type of Mao.

He would force everyone to be his friend and everyday he'd have some type of "Message to the People!" on the feeds. Which would drive everyone else away.

Anonymous I wrote the Magna Carta September 05, 2017 1:46 PM  

"The Allied governments would have been overthrown and replaced with pro-German governments in an afternoon." And Andrew Anglin would eventually be elected POTUS.

Blogger Nate73 September 05, 2017 1:47 PM  

But I read all about Zuck's charming romance with his wife Priscilla, how they both met at Harvard. And how on the birth of their first child they pledged to donate all their money to charity...?! I know that's what I would do if I had a child!

Anonymous peppermint September 05, 2017 2:12 PM  

Maybe Zuck is running to keep federal regulators away from Faceborg. Maybe he should be the glibertarian candidate

Blogger Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club September 05, 2017 2:17 PM  

"In the close-knit circle of Silicon Valley billionaire investors and entrepreneurs, Zuckerberg is praised as the best of the breed."

This is the "more relatable" candidate that will cure the problem of "the card-carrying Democrats have put themselves out of touch with regular joe Americans", the guy other out-of-touch tech schmucks think is the best out of all their awesome selves.

But what else can you expect from a "think piece" written by a guy who believes the modern Democratic party would ever feature a presidential pairing a megarich Jew and a white guy from Maine? He even goes out of his way to slam the various brown candidates. A dude claiming to know what the party needs to win doesn't even understand what that party is about.

Anonymous Wendy Weinbaum September 05, 2017 2:35 PM  

They are trying to CONFISCATE all guns and Ammo in the US Virgin Islands!
The illegal "order" by the so-called "governor" this is at this link, which downloads a copy to your desktop. I say, COME AND GET'EM!! But you are getting all the AMMO first!

http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/NATL-GUARD.pdf

Anonymous BBGKB September 05, 2017 2:39 PM  

How is that Dems have zero clue as to what a weirdo Zuck comes off as? He is not charismatic.

Isn't he people's first friend when signing up for fakebook?

Maybe his running mate can be AIDS-Skeletor Tim Cook.

I think this is David "my wife's son" French time to shine.

Anonymous Ages September 05, 2017 2:50 PM  

Zuck is such a wimp, I am certain he would pee his pants and run off the stage in a debate with Trump. HILLARY is more manly than Zuckerberg.

Blogger Lovekraft September 05, 2017 2:51 PM  

He will have the lizard vote locked in. Guy looks creepy.

Blogger synp September 05, 2017 2:55 PM  

Cail Corishev wrote:Zuck is literally one of the 20 most hated people in america.

And he will be even more hated after three more years of tightening the censorship on his web site.

Besides, it's still HER turn. If not the original HER, another woman in her place.


He can always transition.

Blogger Ingot9455 September 05, 2017 3:03 PM  

As I've mentioned here in the past, I have relatives who live a block and a half away from Zuckerberg's house in Palo Alto. (They know when he's in residence because there's a security guard waiting in a car outside.) The wife can occasionally be spotted walking their dog but he doesn't leave the house.

Pictures of the outside wall of his abode will be easily available for the memeing.

Blogger Shimshon September 05, 2017 3:03 PM  

SJWAP. Zuckerberg would be the candidate they imagined Trump to be. A clueless and substance-less buffoon.

Anonymous A Most Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Deplorable Cents September 05, 2017 3:05 PM  


He can always transition.


Zuckerberg / Waters - the California Girl ticket.

Blogger Kyle Searle September 05, 2017 3:32 PM  

Hasn't Zuckerberg already had a movie about him made? Was it complementary? Could it possibly be used in meme-warfare?


What did Zuckerberg first start Facebook for again? It was to rank chicks by their hotness right? He should definitely have the Chateau voting bloc locked up then.

Blogger newbietrader September 05, 2017 3:57 PM  

"race-mixing Jew" - but you and the alt right are not racist bigoted anti-semites and are "completely" different from spencer and his nazis....hahahahahahahaha

Blogger VFM #7634 September 05, 2017 4:13 PM  

Which is this - can you imagine a more satisfying and morale-boosting victory than a one sided pulverisation delivered from the hands of the God Emperor to Zuckerberg himself? Donald J. Trump just kicking Zuckerberg's teeth in one by one from that shit-eating grin and making Zuckerberg's now toothless mouth swallow his own torn-off and crushed ex-testacles? It would be heaven.

@2 SirGroggy
Trump already demonstrated what he could do to Gammas in the GOP primary. I'm surprised the Dumbocreeps are seriously considering it.

His sister the supposed Classics academic is trolling hard for an Alpha White Man, maybe Anglin should up his game from gamma to secret lover and infiltrate the Zuck clan.

@27 Mr.MantraMan
Anglin wouldn't even need to up his game from Gamma to be able to snag a crazy jewess.

They complained that he was too mean to Hillary during the debates, because woman. She even claims in her book that he was stalking her around the stage and she felt harassed. The truth is he was chivalrous; he could really cut loose against a man.

@43 Cail Corishev
Yeah, I'm almost certain the Dumbocreeps will nominate some rancid vagina (Pocahontas Warren, Obnoxious Kamala Harris) in 2020. It's the only way they'd possibly be able to win.

Blogger tublecane September 05, 2017 4:16 PM  

"1) He'll be able to play the political outsider card harder and heavier than Trump"

I assume this is based on the decades Trump ran in elite politico-economico-media circles, and how many Very Important Persons with whom he was buddy-buddy. But if Zuck deviates from the ruling class party line, I've never heard it. I mean, I wouldn't be terribly surprised if I discovered his propaganda and reputation have obscured heretical views. I just don't think it likely. Certainly there's no overriding reason to believe they have, despite his fascination with Dead White Male culture.

Trump to me represents mainstream opinion from several Current Years ago. Which alone wouldn't make me think of him as an outsider. That derives from the fact that the ruling class obviously hates him. Do you think they'd put forth a fraction of the effort in opposition to Zuck?

Also, if Zuck gave a Drain the Swamp speech, I wouldn't believe him. Trump hasn't done much apparent swamp draining, though there's more going on than I know. Still, I believed him. More than anyone would believe Zuck.

"4) He understands the media ecosystem"

Let's say for the sake of argument he's an expert on social media politics and projecting an image of himself in the media when it comes to selling his company. That and the "media ecosystem" of politics, which is essentially gang warfare if you're lucky and the world against Zuck if you're not, is a different animal. Trump only won because he has decades of experience playing the character Donald Trump and he is an excellent scrapper. "Teflon Don," who survived "scandal" after "scandal." Could Zuck fight through even one?

I can't imagine the entire MSM and both political gunning for him that hard. But he will have his opponents if only in the primaries. And he isn't even vibrant! (((White men))) are at the bottom of the diversity totem pole.

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable September 05, 2017 4:21 PM  

HILLARY is more manly than Zuckerberg.

Hillary is more manly than most politicians. Hence the pants. Would you want to glom those gams?

Blogger Robert Pinkerton September 05, 2017 4:36 PM  

"Zuckerberg" translates from the German -- and remember that Yiddish is a dialect of German -- as "sugar mountain."

Blogger weka September 05, 2017 4:46 PM  

Suck has no social clue, so yes, he is this stupid.

Blogger StrongCoffee61 September 05, 2017 5:32 PM  

I can just see Mark Suckerberg in a debate with Trump in which he's trying to make a case for his globalist immigration position.

Mass 3rd world immigration severely damages American's labor value, employment prospects, cultural unity, patriotism, natural environment, etc., but it's cool because the world is a big kindergarten and us dorky out-of-touch hypocritical billionaires know what's good for you.

Suckerberg is currently showing complete disregard for the quality of life of Americans as he lavishes his globalist love on illegal foreigners crowding our country.
Ending DACA is cruel, but severely damaging the West with the Brown Supremacist policy of mass 3rd world is cool, dudes.

The immigration issue is the huge Achilles Heel of the GOPe and the Left, and the harder the line that Trump takes the stronger he will be.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener September 05, 2017 5:51 PM  

The change to "Zuckenberg" is a nice subtle dig.

OpenID Sidehill Dodger September 05, 2017 6:23 PM  

All Zuckerberg has to do to clinch the nomination is to start wearing dresses and announce he is undergoing hormone therapy to treat his "sexual dysphoria".

Anonymous Krymneth September 05, 2017 6:41 PM  

"Could Zuck fight through even one [scandal]?"

No.

He'd apologize.

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable September 05, 2017 7:20 PM  

"Could Zuck fight through even one [scandal]?"

No.

He'd apologize.


Then name his next child after you. Which would be conceived with someone else's sperm.

Anonymous Susan() September 05, 2017 8:46 PM  

Suckyberg has way too much baggage. There are still the rumors that he not only stole the idea for FB from his college pals, but he cheated them out of the proceeds.

Then there is the huge battle with the IRS right now involving serious undervaluing of his assets to the tune of 10's of millions of dollars now owed in taxes to the IRS.

Then there are all the terrorists he allows to use FB as their conduit, while you guys here could be tossed into the FB dog house for the slightest infraction. Like the fact you own guns.

I don't believe the democrat PTB will ever allow Biden to run. Because he runs, and that opens Obama and his administration up to scrutiny as part of Biden's record. I believe that is why Biden was "encouraged" not to run last time.

If Trump even gets only part of his economic success achieved by 2020, I think Suckyberg will be laughed out of town. Too many people will be employed and paying their bills again.

Anonymous innundation33@mail.com September 05, 2017 8:55 PM  

It's true that the Dems are so out of touch with normal Americans that they make very bad candidate choices. Coming soon, Terry McAuliffe, who has so much Clinton Stank on him you can smell him from a mile away.

But the real funding powers behind the Democratic Party may be dumb, but they're not stupid. They know perfectly well that Zuck never had a snowball's chance in hell and would in fact be a Godsend for the GOP. They aren't planning to run him and they never were.

He's a deliberate trial balloon. The point of his hammy "listening tour" was to draw enemy fire. Which tells you that Zuck isn't at the top of the food chain. Sheryl Sandberg is their real candidate. They wanted Zuck to take the initial heat and acclimate the voters and the press to the idea of a facebook billionaire candidate.

It's "her" turn. She outranks Zuck anyway. And if the world isn't ready for her either, then Zuck's noisy trial balloon will still serve a purpose. We'll heave a sigh of relief that Drs. Evil themselves aren't running, and we'll lose our fire when it comes to criticizing facebook's incredible kingmaking power. Facebook is an amazing throught control and influence machine and microtargeting enabler. They can choose the winner of the election. That's the real crime, not that a nerdlinger (boy or lady version) wants to be Prez.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 05, 2017 9:21 PM  

innundation33@mail.com wrote:They can choose the winner of the election. That's the real crime, not that a nerdlinger (boy or lady version) wants to be Prez.
And yet, President Donald John Trump

Anonymous Eduardo the Magnificent September 05, 2017 9:58 PM  

1) He’ll be able to play the political outsider card harder and heavier than Trump.

Child, please. Zuckerberg attended Exeter (notable alumni: Allen Dulles, David Rockefeller, James Rubin, Fredrick Winslow Taylor, Franklin Pierce) and attended Harvard. Do tell me how he's an outsider?

Blogger Were-Puppy September 05, 2017 11:02 PM  

@37 Steve
Guys, I have found the perfect Democratic Presidential nominee.
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And the perfect response :
https://i.imgflip.com/1vd0cl.jpg

Anonymous You are terrible, and you promote terrible things. Stop it. September 06, 2017 2:35 AM  

For all the Alternate History novels about the Nazis that have been written, no one has yet landed on the most obvious one. Hitler builds a time machine, travels to 2017, buys a video camera, films a few hours, then returns and broadcasts it to the people of England, France, and the USA.

The Allied governments would have been overthrown and replaced with pro-German governments in an afternoon.


Orson Welles might disagree. He was The Master's voice, after all.

Blogger William Warren September 06, 2017 11:03 AM  

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Blogger Thucydides September 06, 2017 12:21 PM  

People have the right idea to preemptively meme Zuckerberg and render him toxic the political arena, but this should be taken to "11". Zuckerberg should become so toxic that even association with him taints Democrat politicians and the entire Democrat brand.

It also opens up various other avenues of approach. I can imagine teams of people busy building support for various Democrats, but making sure it is built on tribal or ideological lines. Bernie Bros are not going to be big fans of (or wanted by) Maxine Walter's "Black Party". The Hispanics will fall in behind a standard bearer of their own. Further splits can be engineered between Feminists, LGBTQXYZ and even Clinton supporters (think Chelsea 2020....)

This would be using the Revolutionary Warfare Theory practice of "Building Parallel Structures" within the Democrat Party and Progressive ecosystem, but using "Intersectional Conflict" to trigger a mad battle to seize whatever can be grabbed while the going is still good. Far better to trigger it now inside the Party and the Blue cities and counties than wait for it to become a real, armed conflict against Americans.

Blogger DonReynolds September 06, 2017 12:42 PM  

"For all the Alternate History novels about the Nazis that have been written, no one has yet landed on the most obvious one. Hitler builds a time machine, travels to 2017, buys a video camera, films a few hours, then returns and broadcasts it to the people of England, France, and the USA."

I have often suggested that Jeff Davis could have ended the civil war immediately if he had also traveled to 2017 and come back with pix of what the freed slaves would do to virtually every city in the North. Without help from visiting galactic travelers, that would have been difficult. No, it is not the bright, shiny future promised by the Abolitionists.

So make it a little less fantastic, let Barry Goldwater be the time traveler, or even George Wallace. Barry Goldwater would have been the biggest winner in 1964, instead of the biggest loser in American history. George Wallace would have been vindicated with video brought back from 2017. Both would find it more fantastic (and depressing) than anything Hollywood had managed to create up to that point.

Blogger DonReynolds September 06, 2017 1:15 PM  

What remains of the Democrat party has become a polyglot of pagan false gods, none of whom can unite the party, much less activate the center. Those false gods include open borders, radical environmentalism, socialist, communist, Negro supremacist, feminist, Muslim, Mexican Reconquista, ACORN, SEIU, tax the rich, anti-South, and LGBQRST.
The party has conceded the working class voters, Christians, conservatives, Patriots, gun-owners, veterans, and law & order voters.
None of this would actually be fatal to the Democrat party.

What is fatal to the party is they have given up any hope of capturing the Center...the independent voters, who actually cast the deciding vote in every election.

The more extreme (and intersectional) the Democrat party becomes in order to hammer together every radical faction into a united party, the more they will alienate the Center.

Donald Trump won the election in November, not because of the Religious Right and Ted Cruz voters. He won because he won the deciding vote where it counts the most....outside the South, in states that seldom ever vote for the Republican nominee.

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