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Thursday, September 28, 2017

I think they're done laughing

The SJW Trigger Sequence:

  1. LOL! LMAO! LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHA! So very ha!
  2. Me no care. Give zero fucks.
  3. ANGER! FURY! HATE HATE HATE! RAGE!

GAYLIEN‏ @GuyWithOpinion1
You know, I usually just laugh at you, but honestly fuck off and die. You don't get to shit on Jack fucking Kirby's grave, you Nazi fuck.

Supreme Dark Lord‏ @voxday
Sure I do. He was a midget, a bullshitter, and he couldn't draw hands or ears. I see we've gone from Stage One to Stage Three.

Drew Habits‏ @DrewHabits
If Jack Kirby were alive today, he'd probably kick your ass with his 100-year-old muscles while you pooped your Dukes of Hazzard underoos

Supreme Dark Lord‏ @voxday
Jack Kirby was a midget and a bullshitter. He wasn't kicking anyone's ass, except maybe a little girl's.

Ten‏ @tenryuuwu
if kirby were alive today he'd steal your lunch money and give you a swirly

Supreme Dark Lord‏ @voxday
That's antisemitic. Jews are not all thieves. And Kirby wasn't big enough to pick me up, let alone give me a swirly.

Whatever happened to all the laughing? Well, they're clearly not triggered or anything.

By the way, I performed a little science at the gym today, testing out hypotheses. It turns out I could curl the little midget four times cleanly, six if I cheated. Figure eight at peak.

UPDATE: Now MovieBob is weighing in.

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127 Comments:

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 28, 2017 1:06 PM  

That your midget jokes actually work on the bastards is hilarious.

"Muh imagination would totally kick your imaginary ass!"

"You lack imagination, grasshopper."

"You bully! It's because I'm bipolar!"

Blogger Sevron September 28, 2017 1:16 PM  

Real name: Jacob (((Kurtzberg))). A people not exactly known for their physical prowess.

Related point: have we ever noted how often they insist some hero or other of theirs could like totally kick your ass dude? It doesn't matter if it's not even plausible, like here, or not possible, as when they cite Harry Potter. Goes to show how they're still stuck in time as angry high school losers.

Anonymous Grayman September 28, 2017 1:16 PM  

I cant wait to see the triggering when SJW's realize these comics will appeal heavily to the Gen Z males. Oh the triggered school teachers who figure out the kids have this on their tablets!!!

Vox,
perhaps you could run promo's for .edu email addresses, even more triggering!!!

Blogger Wanderer September 28, 2017 1:21 PM  

If Jack Kirby were alive today he would be chastised by these same retards for being an evil old white man sexist racist.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 28, 2017 1:21 PM  

Get em while they're young!

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 28, 2017 1:22 PM  

Yep

No principles, only tactics.

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 28, 2017 1:26 PM  

Such angry, bloodthirsty rhetoric!

And yet they always cute their fear (LITERALLY SHAKE with it) of the ever-impending violent reactions from the cavemen on the Right.

SJW always project.

Anonymous Eli September 28, 2017 1:26 PM  

Sjw comic fans are an insufferable lot. A couple are currently plaguing John Wright's blog at the moment. It's such a shame to see modern entertainment regress to sjw talking points. I'm looking forward to Alt Hero. Hopefully it will encourage others to create their own as well.

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 28, 2017 1:26 PM  

_cite_

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 28, 2017 1:27 PM  

Very, very funny that you can work them upwith a midget reference.

"My imaginary acquaintance can beat up an imaginary you!"

"But you lack imagination, grasshopper."

"You bully! That's because I'm bipolar!"

Anonymous Ledfordbot September 28, 2017 1:36 PM  

I always liked Jack Kirby. It never occurred to me to summon his ghost to afflict my enemies.

In "Kirby" the musical, Jack will be played as a Guatemalan lesbian. Stan Lee will be a transgender Rohingya, and Steve Ditko will be himself, the villain. At some point Kirby will kick Chuck Norris' a$$, for some reason.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 28, 2017 1:37 PM  

@9

Srsly wonder how many of the point-and-shriek SJW's are on one or more meds? Xanax / Prozac / lithium / etc.? And this is how they act, what would they be like off the meds?

Blogger Elocutioner September 28, 2017 1:43 PM  

Jack Kirby is now a comicfu. Nobody tell Whedon.

Anonymous Ledfordbot September 28, 2017 1:46 PM  

Idea: A series of Alt "Classics Comics" portraying the great heroes of history and legend as diverse members of oppressed groups. The stories will be suitably adapted for a more just and verdant world.
Better idea: Adaptations of the life stories of Gandhi, MLK, Cesar Chavez, etc. with the main characters drawn as Confederate generals. Full-bore appropriation.

Blogger Amos Bellomy September 28, 2017 1:46 PM  

Jack Kirby was many things, but he was also a brilliant artist and one of the most creative minds of the era, and one of the most influential comic book artists ever.

None of this excuses anything else he may or may not have been, of course.

Blogger Cail Corishev September 28, 2017 1:47 PM  

Srsly wonder how many of the point-and-shriek SJW's are on one or more meds?

All of them. If any aren't, they probably tell the others they are, because the herd would start to suspect them of too much normalcy otherwise. Being treated for some sort of mental condition is one of the ways they fit in; it actually makes them feel important and in control in a weird way.

Blogger Sam Smith September 28, 2017 1:52 PM  

Gonna review this just for the extreme left reaction to the lady hero with the costume bearing a ... slight ... resemblance to the confederate flag.

Blogger James Dixon September 28, 2017 1:54 PM  

> ...have we ever noted how often they insist some hero or other of theirs could like totally kick your ass dude?

We'll always have Son Goku to defend us. http://infogalactic.com/info/GOKU

Blogger tuberman September 28, 2017 1:54 PM  

Sevron wrote:Real name: Jacob (((Kurtzberg))). A people not exactly known for their physical prowess.

Related point: have we ever noted how often they insist some hero or other of theirs could like totally kick your ass dude? It doesn't matter if it's not even plausible, like here, or not possible, as when they cite Harry Potter. Goes to show how they're still stuck in time as angry high school losers.


It all goes back to Stephen King, projecting himself as "Carrie" in that early novel...there he was bleeding on the shower floor. How humiliating and if only he had the power for revenge....?

What really happened in those showers Stephen?

Anonymous Ledfordbot September 28, 2017 1:56 PM  

"Being treated for some sort of mental condition is one of the ways they fit in; it actually makes them feel important and in control in a weird way."

Reminds me of the old Victorian ladies who practiced fainting. A studied weakness. The ladies were at least charming, if maddening at times.

Anonymous DaveInjustice September 28, 2017 1:57 PM  

"Tittysburg"

Not bad, but I'd go with Shiloh myself. Maybe even give her gay Confederate twins as sidekicks: First and Second Man Asses *braces for things to be thrown*

Blogger Elocutioner September 28, 2017 1:57 PM  

SJWs infiltrate, appropriate, and exterminate. They're nihilists existing in the present, swarming from one field to the next like a plague.

Anonymous veryfunnyminion September 28, 2017 2:04 PM  

It comes down to my dad could beat up your dad, you know, if I had a dad, knew who he was or where he was...

Blogger Heian-kyo Dreams September 28, 2017 2:07 PM  

*popcorn*

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 28, 2017 2:11 PM  

@16 Sam Smith
Gonna review this just for the extreme left reaction to the lady hero with the costume bearing a ... slight ... resemblance to the confederate flag.

Random coincidence. Totally random. Really.

Anonymous Ivanka September 28, 2017 2:12 PM  

I see bald pedo fag Phil Sandifer is having his little laugh about the whole thing, making fun of VD as if he doesn't look like every sex offender you've ever seen on the nightly news.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan September 28, 2017 2:15 PM  

I'm sure the SJW shitbags could have a better meltdown, do better next time.

Blogger Brad Matthews September 28, 2017 2:17 PM  

Here is the tell,
Tweet after tweet after tweet, but nothing funny or clever in any of them. It should take only one to have an impact, and maybe an additional reply to seal the deal. Gamma mind hive trying to rally support.

Blogger bw September 28, 2017 2:18 PM  

a little science at the gym today

They neither know nor like science or Nature. They are at war with it.
They hate it.

Blogger bw September 28, 2017 2:21 PM  

I'd go with Shiloh myself

aka: Battle of (((Sh)))ittsburg Landing

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 28, 2017 2:22 PM  

@21 Elocutioner
SJWs infiltrate, appropriate, and exterminate. They're nihilists existing in the present, swarming from one field to the next like a plague.

You left out the "skinsuit" part. Parasites parading around as something they are not.

Blogger VD September 28, 2017 2:30 PM  

What really happened in those showers Stephen?

One suspects he was Sanduskied.

Blogger haus frau September 28, 2017 2:31 PM  

Sooo...this is "let's you and him fight"? Only with a long dead midget corpse?

Anonymous Stickwick September 28, 2017 2:32 PM  

SJWs: *drag Jack Kirby out of the grave, parade him around*: He could totally take you.

Vox: No, he couldn't. Here's why...

SJWs: Stop shitting on his grave!1!!

Blogger VD September 28, 2017 2:33 PM  

Sooo...this is "let's you and him fight"? Only with a long dead midget corpse?

It is a new one on me. Fascinating.

Anonymous CPEG September 28, 2017 2:36 PM  

'You left out the "skinsuit" part. Parasites parading around as something they are not.'

"Ah, like the selkie," says I, being a voracious John C Wright reader.

OpenID everybodyhatesscott September 28, 2017 2:38 PM  

VD: I could beat the crap out of a dead guy

SJW: Fuck you nazi!

This is humorous.

Blogger BlowMe September 28, 2017 2:40 PM  

"By the way, I performed a little science at the gym today, testing out hypotheses. It turns out I could curl the little midget four times cleanly, six if I cheated. Figure eight at peak."

Vox, I hope you were wearing your weight belt around your waist when you did those curls.

And it's probably smart that you used an E-Z curl bar and not a straight bar for the reps.



Wouldn't want you to throw your back out or damage your wrists with all that Jack Kirby mass you're lifting.

Blogger VD September 28, 2017 2:49 PM  

And it's probably smart that you used an E-Z curl bar and not a straight bar for the reps.

Actually, it was a straight bar.

Blogger Brad Matthews September 28, 2017 2:50 PM  

I confirmed his results today. They are accurate. Only I used live midgets hanging from the bar. Science!

Blogger BlowMe September 28, 2017 2:56 PM  

"Actually, it was a straight bar."

Whoa! Lifting Jack Kirby mass on a straight bar takes balls!!!

Well done!

Blogger Desdichado September 28, 2017 2:56 PM  

bw wrote:a little science at the gym today

They neither know nor like science or Nature. They are at war with it.

They hate it.

They also hate the gym.

Anonymous MEC (VFM by night) September 28, 2017 3:00 PM  

Rumor has it that Jack Kirby was the Illustrator for this Bible Comic book

http://goodandevilbook.com/

Blogger Nate September 28, 2017 3:06 PM  

may God have mercy on my soul... I can't believe I am saying this...

I love Rebel. I LOVE REBEL.

But I am not crazy about her mask. it just looks to busy around the eyes.

Anonymous IndecisiveEvidence September 28, 2017 3:15 PM  

Man people are already calling Alt Hero waifus. Incredible.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 28, 2017 3:22 PM  

veryfunnyminion wrote:It comes down to my dad could beat up your dad, you know, if I had a dad, knew who he was or where he was...
"I hate my dad utterly, but my surrogate dad Jack Kirby could whip your ass!"

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener September 28, 2017 3:24 PM  

Are they confusing Jack Kirby with Jack Ward? Sounds like it.

Anonymous Hawiianed September 28, 2017 3:25 PM  

Dixie shouldn't have a mask, her appearance should change when she wraps her hair up with a head band fashioned from the Battle Flag from Gettysburg that imbues her with the spiritual force of the 50,000 Confederate Dead.

The mask as is, is too busy.

Anonymous Randomatos September 28, 2017 3:30 PM  

When will the link on Freestartr or wherever be up to take our money?

Blogger lowercaseb September 28, 2017 3:33 PM  

I have a notepad out and I am taking notes. This is a master class in making the rubble bounce.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener September 28, 2017 3:33 PM  

It's not about how many times you could have curled Jack Kirby, it's about how well you would have tossed him.

Anonymous HawaiianEd September 28, 2017 3:34 PM  

Doubling down on Randomatos, please take my money and get this going! Freestart tommorrow?

Anonymous BBGKB September 28, 2017 3:35 PM  

you, but honestly fuck off and die. You don't get to shit on Jack fucking Kirby's grave,

I thought we were just pissing on their graves, liberals decriminalizing public defecation may backfire on them.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 28, 2017 3:40 PM  

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Making American Employment Great Again.

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 28, 2017 3:44 PM  

Ever since #Comicgate (*apparently that's what this is now*) started I have been playing catch up on SJW Marvel.

In the past year SJW Marvel has deliberately drawn every female character to be repulsive to straight guys in some way or another and I am totally serious.

All of them are disfigured.

Either the face is deformed or half of the head shaved or the girl looks like a dude. The default state is that the chick will be just dumpy and fat.

I think what really set them off was image of "Rebel."

Drawing a female that attracts the male gaze is a declaration of war to them.

Blogger daddynichol September 28, 2017 3:47 PM  

Little do they realize that with every tweet, they make the brand stronger and, regardless of their protestations, most will subscribe buy or buy a copy of Alt Hero. They can't help themselves.

Blogger Akulkis September 28, 2017 3:48 PM  

Shhhhhj. Don't let them know.

Blogger Howard Stone September 28, 2017 3:48 PM  

Vox, I know you don't like conventions, but will Alt Hero have any representation at any of the big comic cons?

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 28, 2017 3:52 PM  

you, but honestly fuck off and die. You don't get to shit on Jack fucking Kirby's grave,


in the SJW world, turning Captain America into a Nazi, when Jack Kirby invented Cap as character for the specific purpose of "fighting Nazis", doesn't in any way constitute shitting on Jack's grave.

even after Jack fought Nazis himself.

and wonder what Jack's opinion of this perversion of his creation would be?

SJWs Always Lie.
SJWs Always Project.
SJWs Always Double Down.

Blogger haus frau September 28, 2017 3:53 PM  

@34 ya know, it kinda funny that they have to reach all the way back to the midget corpse for a suitable "let's you and him fight". Whats wrong with all of their current living legends presently fighting the good fight at Marvel and DC? Golly, it kind of perpelxing.

Blogger weka September 28, 2017 3:53 PM  

Deadlift, clean, snatch, back squat or bench?

(The only correct answer is all of them. Kirby weighed 60 kg. Or spacebunny will mock you).

Blogger VD September 28, 2017 3:53 PM  

Vox, I know you don't like conventions, but will Alt Hero have any representation at any of the big comic cons?

Not initially, anyway.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 28, 2017 3:57 PM  

My question is who does get to shut in Jack Kirby's grave? Gaylien appears to imply that someone does have the privilege of shitting on Kirby's grave, it just isn't Vox.

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 28, 2017 3:58 PM  

Proof that Jack Kirby was not an SJW: Vox Day can bench press his fresh corpse.

Even in his prime, Vox would have struggled to press even a single dieting SJW's buttock loaf.

Anonymous AzDesertRat September 28, 2017 4:00 PM  

I like how that MovieBob guy assumes there will be minority characters. I hope there aren't any, just for the sound of a million SJW screes echoing from sea to shining sea.

Anonymous CPEG September 28, 2017 4:03 PM  

@64
Given that in an earlier post, Vox mentioned subverting and deconstructing symbols as a tactic that it is valid to use back... right after he mentioned that Jack Kirby created Black Panther...

Well, I don't think you'll get what you hope. But I don't think you'll be disappointed either.

Blogger JDC September 28, 2017 4:07 PM  

may God have mercy on my soul... I can't believe I am saying this...

I love Rebel. I LOVE REBEL.


It's the ginger hair, right?

Blogger roughcoat September 28, 2017 4:11 PM  

weka wrote:Deadlift, clean, snatch, back squat or bench?

(The only correct answer is all of them. Kirby weighed 60 kg. Or spacebunny will mock you).


Most people aren't flexible enough to clean or (especially) snatch properly with a barbell, though. Too much time sitting in front of computers ruins shoulder and thoracic mobility.

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 28, 2017 4:16 PM  

41. Desdichado September 28, 2017 2:56 PM
They also hate the gym.



is this one of these "no vowels in Hebrew" things?

((( they ))) hate the g?y?m and they also hate the gym?

Blogger Howard Stone September 28, 2017 4:16 PM  

Vox give us a glimpse of an Alt Villian!

Anonymous b September 28, 2017 4:24 PM  

I got yer Alt Villian right here

Anonymous Dread Blacksmith September 28, 2017 4:32 PM  

Pretty soon, we are going to have to start our own.

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 28, 2017 4:32 PM  

Vox give us a glimpse of an Alt Villian!

He did.

Imagine Milo, without reason, accountability, ethics and self-control.

It was not pretty, even though he looked fabulous.

Anonymous DaveInjustice September 28, 2017 4:37 PM  

Funny when the talk of curling Kirby came up I was imagining dumbbells...

Blogger Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club September 28, 2017 4:40 PM  

Related point: have we ever noted how often they insist some hero or other of theirs could like totally kick your ass dude?

A common response, maybe the most common, whenever someone has the temerity to point out the physical weakness of females: "She could beat your neckbearded, basement-dwelling ass, faggot!"

you pooped your Dukes of Hazzard underoos

Is that some sort of strange scat fetishist's attempt at calling VD a racist?

Anonymous Man of the Atom September 28, 2017 4:42 PM  

As noted, this really isn't about Jack Kirby, per se, but what Jack Kirby represents: Lee and Kirby were at the heart of the innovation machine that built 1960s Marvel into a success.

"Supreme Dark Lord‏ @voxday
If Jack Kirby were alive today, he'd be asking to work for me. The SJWs at Marvel and DC today wouldn't employ him."


The freaked-out SJWs know Castalia Comics would attract Kirby, and Current Year Marvel Comics would reject him -- deep down in their dried-up, desiccated hearts, they know this. They know Vox has the potential to be the new Marvel Comics.

SJWs fear the truth. What you see now is their naked fear.

Delicious.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 28, 2017 4:45 PM  

Moviebob tweets like he's having heart palpitations while someone runs away with his Big Gulp and box of wings. And he's just one out there. I thought y'all were exaggerating the REEEEEE.

@ComicGate is like a millions Scalzis shrieking. Such entertainment!

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 28, 2017 4:56 PM  

74. Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club September 28, 2017 4:40 PM
Is that some sort of strange scat fetishist's attempt at calling VD a racist?


let's be honest here:
Daisy Duke's Daisy Dukes are enough to turn anybody racist.

heck, they're practically enough to turn any woman lesbian.

Blogger Ostar September 28, 2017 4:58 PM  

VD wrote:Vox, I know you don't like conventions, but will Alt Hero have any representation at any of the big comic cons?

Not initially, anyway.


Vox - I live in the So-Cal area and volunteer to help Alt-Hero at the big conventions here if you need it. I've never attended one (wasn't THAT nerdy...). But I was a comic collector up until the mid 90's.

Blogger Junius Stone September 28, 2017 5:00 PM  

Jack Kirby was one of the originators of the art form. And yes, his manly-man credentials of a soldier who served in the European front are a few notches above a few unarmed fighting bouts. His bona fides in comics and real tough guy credentials are beyond dispute.

Now, those who want to hide behind a dead guy because they want to act like the Nazis they claim everyone everyone who disagrees with them is and they can't stand on their own, their pansyhood is also beyond dispute. Rainbow "warriors" possessing no physical fortitude, mental moxie or spiritual strength. They know it. Best they have is virtual mob attacks online and a few of them dressing in Ninja outfits, lighting dumpsters on fire and intimidating college deans.

Not a real warrior among them.

Blogger Junius Stone September 28, 2017 5:01 PM  

Love Kirby's stuff, btw. And I look forward to purchasing Alt-Hero. Huge fan of the works of Castalia House.

Anonymous DaveInjustice September 28, 2017 5:15 PM  

Can her villain be a Filipino woman who insists on interning Japanese immigrants?

Blogger Bradford Walker September 28, 2017 5:19 PM  

I call the three steps "The Three Degrees of REEEEE".

They parallel the three laws. It's not exactly one-to-one, but there's a tendency.

Blogger Elocutioner September 28, 2017 5:30 PM  

Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club wrote:Is that some sort of strange scat fetishist's attempt

SJWs are ALL scat fetishists. They're OBSESSED with the bathroom and genitalia.

Blogger SirGroggy September 28, 2017 5:35 PM  

GAYLIEN‏ @GuyWithOpinion1
You know, I usually just laugh at you, but honestly fuck off and die. You don't get to shit on Jack fucking Kirby's grave, you Nazi fuck.


Amazing. Following the laws of REEEE exactly.

And who would have thought that somebody called GAY would be an SJW who thinks to defeat somebody you tell them to go and die on the internet.

Blogger SirGroggy September 28, 2017 5:40 PM  

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Anonymous CrystalBlue September 28, 2017 5:50 PM  

Man of the Atom wrote:The freaked-out SJWs know Castalia Comics would attract Kirby, and Current Year Marvel Comics would reject him -- deep down in their dried-up, desiccated hearts, they know this. They know Vox has the potential to be the new Marvel Comics.

Just remember that Ditko went to work for third-rate Charlton and did some amazing work there.

Blogger Mary MacArthur September 28, 2017 5:51 PM  

Commenting under my real name now; I used to comment as Camilla Cameo, but after putting my signature on that fanart, I might as well go public.

I've learned so much from this blog.
There was a time when I'd have been upset myself by such talk about Jack Kirby, because I love some of the characters he created. But he did have many technical faults in his drawing, and he may have been a bad man; I don't know. But that doesn't matter here anyway; I know what Vox is doing and it's not about Kirby. He's defeating the SJWs by upsetting them. I know this now because this blog has taught me. In the same way, I know what the SJWs were trying to do in endlessly repeated criticisms (some accurate, some inaccurate) of the technical flaws in my drawing. (It's funny because they think the person who tweeted the picture drew it; I asked on Gab if someone could tweet it since I'm not on Twitter) They weren't trying to help me draw better, by any means. They wanted to defeat me by upsetting me. They wanted to crush my artistic confidence so that someone who would dare to do Alt*Hero fanart wouldn't ever draw again. I'm a timid girl and nothing I've done has ever attracted so much hate, so that may actually have worked, once. But now, never. And it's because of what I've learned here.

Thank you, and I'm behind Alt*Hero all the way.

Blogger VD September 28, 2017 5:58 PM  

I know what Vox is doing and it's not about Kirby. He's defeating the SJWs by upsetting them.

I couldn't have told you who Jack Kirby was yesterday beyond "I'm pretty sure he had something to do with comics."

And then the SJWs told me where their trigger was....

Now I know a lot about Jack Kirby, and a lot of it is useful.

Blogger wrf3 September 28, 2017 6:01 PM  

Mary MacArthur wrote:They wanted to crush my artistic confidence
The best response to certain critics is, "where were you when the page was blank?"

Don't ever let the bastards wear you down.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan September 28, 2017 6:03 PM  

If you want true SJW badassery Heartiste's latest post on Finnish rape is the baddest of the baddest ass violence against rapists

Blogger SirGroggy September 28, 2017 6:10 PM  

UPDATE: Now MovieBob is weighing in.

SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK!

Cap'n, our Gamma detectors are going wild! It's a King Gamma! King Gamma incoming!

Blogger Wanderer September 28, 2017 6:35 PM  

Elocutioner wrote:SJWs are ALL scat fetishists. They're OBSESSED with the bathroom and genitalia.

There's definitely something to this. I've noticed that phrases like "pissbaby" and "soiling diapers" are among their most go-to insults that they use.

Blogger Howard Stone September 28, 2017 6:44 PM  

Vox Comics has a good ring to it, just saying.

Blogger Lovekraft September 28, 2017 6:47 PM  

"Now I know a lot about Jack Kirby, and a lot of it is useful."

He was a scrapper apparently, or so I've read. Another one, Harvey Pekar of American Splendor fame, was also noted for being pugnacious as a youth.

Seems it's part of their makeup, to be scrappy. Problem is, what restraints do they have, so that they don't turn into the bully themselves (don't answer that, we know).

Now that Iran has likely neutralized Israel's muscle-flexing, are we seeing a reemergence of this mentality, but turned inward upon their fellow citizens who are easy targets?

Anonymous Brick Hardslab September 28, 2017 6:49 PM  

I hate trying to follow morons Twitter feeds. This guy is a sjw schizophrenic.

Blogger Lovekraft September 28, 2017 6:49 PM  

If you guys want to see the epitome of the emotionally-unbalance, violence-calling SJW, check out Mags Vissagio.

You've been warned.

Anonymous Causal Lurker September 28, 2017 6:57 PM  

Nate, I must agree ... no face mask. A Stars and Bars headband is sufficient. The illustration was magnificent. No wonder the reeee-in; she will take souls and not bother keeping track. Genuine 'Bama girl, no artificial colors or ingredients. Bet she also makes some fine biscuits.

I live near Gettysburg, and went there last November to view the refurbished memorials to the gallant me of North Carolina, Mississippi, and Alabama, among others. You simply must remove your hat and cover your heart out of respect for those brave men and their valor in battle.


If Rebel is channeling the spirit and dedication of those souls, she will ring like a steel bell with power and courage. The Bayonet Strike with her left hand will split ribs and hearts like soft wood.


Vox, next they'll hold their breath until turning blue, then grunt "Dork Smash!" What is this, Brainy Smurf for the loss?

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 28, 2017 7:07 PM  

Just start with overhead squats, and build up gradually to the Oly lifts.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 28, 2017 7:09 PM  

Gay Alien, maybe?

Anonymous Man of the Atom September 28, 2017 7:21 PM  

CrystalBlue wrote:Man of the Atom wrote:The freaked-out SJWs know Castalia Comics would attract Kirby, and Current Year Marvel Comics would reject him -- deep down in their dried-up, desiccated hearts, they know this. They know Vox has the potential to be the new Marvel Comics.

Just remember that Ditko went to work for third-rate Charlton and did some amazing work there.


Blue Beetle, Captain Atom, The Question, Nightshade, and several dozen more 5-page Ditko Thrillers.

Then Ditko went indie, and things like "Mr. A" happened ... The Question, on steroids.

SJWs would treat Ditko returning to Marvel like Trump coming to their birthday party.

Blogger David Power September 28, 2017 7:30 PM  

"Jews are not all thieves."

And there is no such thing as a racist Jew.

Oh, except this guy....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ

Who btw, I hear is already booked for the super bowl's half time slot.

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 28, 2017 7:36 PM  

Where were all these defenders of Jack Kirby when Captain Victory and the Galactic Rangers was being published.

Nowhere, is the answer.

It was the culmination of Kirby's life's work and they pretend it didn't happen.

Anonymous Man of the Atom September 28, 2017 7:41 PM  

Cataline Sergius wrote:Where were all these defenders of Jack Kirby when Captain Victory and the Galactic Rangers was being published.

Nowhere, is the answer.

It was the culmination of Kirby's life's work and they pretend it didn't happen.
.

We *know* what these people think of Jack Kirby.

They made Captain America, his creation (with Joe Simon), into a Nazi.

Says it all.

Anonymous Avalanche September 28, 2017 7:44 PM  

@11 "Xanax / Prozac / lithium / etc.? And this is how they act, what would they be like off the meds?"

As they get off the meds they'd be shooting up schools and Congressional baseball fields!

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales September 28, 2017 7:51 PM  

@17

Nope. Lots of comic boom characters from Marvel and DC that could shit stomp Goku even as powerful as he's gotten in Dragon Ball Super. Still, at least you'd have to go to the lower rung of the upper tier in both cases though.

Blogger David Power September 28, 2017 7:53 PM  

"You don't get to shit on Jack fucking Kirby's grave, you Nazi fuck."

If you destroy everyone to your right, the Left won't declare victory and march back to their barracks. They will merely paint you as the Nazi and carry on attacking.

Anonymous CrystalBlue September 28, 2017 7:54 PM  

Man of the Atom wrote:Blue Beetle, Captain Atom, The Question, Nightshade, and several dozen more 5-page Ditko Thrillers
Your name has intrigued me since I first saw it. Dr. Solar, perhaps? Or someone else? Or just you?

Blogger SmockMan September 28, 2017 7:59 PM  

At this point you don't even need to release the comic to entertain us. Just keep releasing a series of triggering pictures and repost the SJW reactions.

Anonymous Man of the Atom September 28, 2017 8:01 PM  

CrystalBlue wrote:Man of the Atom wrote:Blue Beetle, Captain Atom, The Question, Nightshade, and several dozen more 5-page Ditko Thrillers

Your name has intrigued me since I first saw it. Dr. Solar, perhaps? Or someone else? Or just you?



Worlds within worlds, my friend. You are a sharp cookie, and it's "Raymond", not "Phil".

Anonymous CrystalBlue September 28, 2017 8:07 PM  

Man of the Atom wrote:Worlds within worlds, my friend. You are a sharp cookie, and it's "Raymond", not "Phil".
;-)

Being older than dirt has its advantages. Some times, anyway.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales September 28, 2017 8:10 PM  

@58

The whole 'Cap secretly being a part of Hydra this whole time?' thing? Pfff... please. That was just a publicity stunt of the kind Marvel and DC like to do to get media attention to temporarily boost interest in their funnybooks departments and sales before both the interest and sales die back down again. You always have to take those kinds of things with a mountain's worth of salt, because they never, NEVER are what they appear to be, and in turns out, that was the result of someone using a realty warping Marvel cochkey to do that and Cap wasn't really WILLINGLY an agent of Hydra. Though, why anyone would ever think that knowing these kinds of stunts pulled by the big two are never that straight forward and that Hydra has a penchant for brainwashing and that Marvel has tons of items of unbelievable power that can explain weird, out of character things like this... well... I guess there's a reason the Brooklyn Bridge scam was apparently a thing. But, yeah, Marvel really did shit on Jack whether that was just a PR stunt or genuine.

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales September 28, 2017 8:15 PM  

@64

Since I haven't watched Moviebob since I left The Escapist (and REALLY decided not to watch him after I found out about Razorfist and, through him, discovered Movie Bob was an even bigger jerk than I imagined)... why does he assume that? Does he give a reason?

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales September 28, 2017 8:29 PM  

@100

Shit, don't forget about Alan Moore. If that were to happen... oh boy, would HE throw a fit considering Watchmen was pretty much him shitting all over Ditko and considering the shit he spewed about Ditko during a BBC comics documentary, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Arb_oPvXdM

Anonymous Man of the Atom September 28, 2017 8:37 PM  

Emmanuel Mateo-Morales wrote:@100

Shit, don't forget about Alan Moore. If that were to happen... oh boy, would HE throw a fit considering Watchmen was pretty much him shitting all over Ditko and considering the shit he spewed about Ditko during a BBC comics documentary, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Arb_oPvXdM


Steve Ditko > Frank Miller >>>> Alan Moore >>> Current Year Marvel

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 28, 2017 8:38 PM  

Emmanuel Mateo-Morales wrote:@58

The whole 'Cap secretly being a part of Hydra this whole time?' thing? Pfff... please. That was just a publicity stunt of the kind Marvel and DC like to do to get media attention to temporarily boost interest in their funnybooks departments and sales before both the interest and sales die back down again. You always have to take those kinds of things with a mountain's worth of salt, because they never, NEVER are what they appear to be, and in turns out, that was the result of someone using a realty warping Marvel cochkey to do that and Cap wasn't really WILLINGLY an agent of Hydra. Though, why anyone would ever think that knowing these kinds of stunts pulled by the big two are never that straight forward and that Hydra has a penchant for brainwashing and that Marvel has tons of items of unbelievable power that can explain weird, out of character things like this... well... I guess there's a reason the Brooklyn Bridge scam was apparently a thing. But, yeah, Marvel really did shit on Jack whether that was just a PR stunt or genuine.


I'm afraid you are gravely mistaken. Go read a few of ones published in the last year.

Take a look at the writers producing them.

SJW Marvel wants these changes to be permanent. They are quite serious about rewriting the backstory to the entire
Marvelverse.

No need to take my word for it

Blogger Robert Browning September 28, 2017 8:51 PM  

Just tell them to pull the feather out of their ass. That usually ends the stupid laughing.

Blogger James Dixon September 28, 2017 8:53 PM  

> Lots of comic boom characters from Marvel and DC that could shit stomp Goku even as powerful as he's gotten in Dragon Ball Super.

Not unless you count beings like Galactus as "characters". In which case sure. Now, Superman and his ilk (Supergirl, Mon-el, etc.) could probably take him, I'll grant.

Anonymous Ain September 28, 2017 11:34 PM  

"You don't get to shit on Jack fucking Kirby's grave"

Marvel's current crop of purse puppies are accomplishing that just fine on their own.

Blogger wisdom wizard September 28, 2017 11:58 PM  

You linked to KIWI FARMS?! Hahahaha, I cannont wait to see their reactions when they inevitably find out. Their heads will explode!

Anonymous Jack Amok September 29, 2017 12:32 AM  

Gonna review this just for the extreme left reaction to the lady hero with the costume bearing a ... slight ... resemblance to the confederate flag.

Nice monuments there lady.

Blogger SteelPalm September 29, 2017 2:43 AM  

Congratulations on triggering that loathsome fat fuck Bob "MovieBob" Chipman, who openly admits he would have killed himself if not for obsessively playing Super Mario Brothers 3.

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 29, 2017 2:50 AM  

87. Mary MacArthur September 28, 2017 5:51 PM
They wanted to defeat me by upsetting me. They wanted to crush my artistic confidence so that someone who would dare to do Alt*Hero fanart wouldn't ever draw again. I'm a timid girl and nothing I've done has ever attracted so much hate, so that may actually have worked, once. But now, never. And it's because of what I've learned here.



bravissimo.

the first thing to ask, when someone starts crapping on you, ESPECIALLY if the basis is primarily social, is if the accusation is even Dialectically valid.

the second thing to ask, is whether or not they are guilty of the exact thing they are accusing you of. especially if their going to exempt themselves from the standard they presume to hold you to via some extraneous reason like skin color or sexual orientation.



111. Emmanuel Mateo-Morales September 28, 2017 8:10 PM
But, yeah, Marvel really did shit on Jack whether that was just a PR stunt or genuine.



that was my point.

whether it was a slightly less extreme version of "Character dies ... only not really" or whether they were going to make Rogers' change permanent is irrelevant.

the CREATOR conceived Cap in 1941 for the specific purpose of punching Nazis. Cap has spent every year since, punching Nazis.

to now turn around 70 years later and claim that Cap has been a secret Nazi working as a double agent all along is to crap all over what Kirby's purpose was.

of course, no one with any affection for the character could have taken the story arc seriously. it's like saying that Ben Kenobi was responsible for personally slaughtering the Jedi kindergarten class with his own hand.

it's in direct contradiction to everything the character stands for.

Anonymous Circumsucker V2.0 - President Cuck Edition September 29, 2017 5:03 AM  

They would shoot up movie theaters, off the meds :D

Anonymous normally a lurker September 29, 2017 5:55 AM  

>Moviebob
>weighing in
I see what you did there.

Blogger Elocutioner September 29, 2017 8:40 AM  

"UPDATE Four hours. Four freaking hours! That's how long it took to fully fund Alt★Hero by 242 backers, which is now officially green-lighted."

Who's laughing now?

Blogger B.J. September 29, 2017 10:56 AM  

Yeesh, says the people who invaded Marvel so they could take a dump on Lee and Kirby's work on a daily basis.

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