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Friday, October 13, 2017

Attention Dread Ilk

This strikes me as an opportunity to put some steel in the nonexistent spine of National Review.
We're hiring! NR is looking to add a multi-talented individual to help build our social media presence. Apply here.
We've infiltrated Antifa and other left-wing organizations. I don't see any reason why we shouldn't do the same to the leading cuckservative organizations. If you've got the credentials, give it a whirl.

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34 Comments:

Blogger lowercaseb October 13, 2017 5:36 AM  

oh...if only I was talented. Alack...I am doomed to be a grunt instead.

Anonymous JAMES October 13, 2017 6:40 AM  

Sounds like fun.

Blogger dh October 13, 2017 7:42 AM  

The only problem with NR is that they are a financial train wreck, and basically go on bi-annual begging sprees.

This has always been a problem for me. I'd be interested in working in an organization that is successful and promotes the right things, but they are often on opposing ends of the field.

Blogger dh October 13, 2017 7:43 AM  

Sorry, that's not hte only problem with, it's one of two major problems with working at NR. The other being:

$40-50K + Bonus & Benefits

and

Manhattan

At $50K you will live like a pauper. Maybe one of their spineless fuck writers needs a roommate.

Blogger Desdichado October 13, 2017 7:54 AM  

So you only want to get in on an organization that someone else has already built and made successful, and ride the gravy train? This is a chance for someone who's probably young, single, and not very risk averse to try to help MNRGA. If it turns out that it can't be done; oh well.

A middle-aged guy with a wife and kids and a job that already pays more than twice that clearly isn't the target.

Blogger JACIII October 13, 2017 7:55 AM  

Blech. How long would it take to go postal having to work with nevertrumpers every day? Or simply beat one of them.

I can smell the stench of sanctimony from here.

Blogger dc.sunsets October 13, 2017 8:02 AM  

Subversion has a long history of relevance; that said, JACIII has a point. The strength required to lay with dogs and tolerate the fleas us be greater than most Navy Seals could muster.

Hmmm. Gives me a thought.
Seal + smug clowns = postal on a whole new level. NR problem solved.

Blogger Nate October 13, 2017 8:19 AM  

"A middle-aged guy with a wife and kids and a job that already pays more than twice that clearly isn't the target."

It doesn't matter dude. 50k isn't enough to live on in NYC. its not enough to pay rent. metermaids in NYC make 6 figures.

Blogger Shimshon October 13, 2017 8:22 AM  

A spine costs more.

Anonymous Causal Lurker October 13, 2017 9:00 AM  

"Social media presence"

Telecommute, possibly send a meat puppet to represent you once annually.

Like the original Spiderman animated series, leave posts and columns for J. Jonah Goldbergson to find, "courtesy of your friendly local VFM".

Anonymous vfm #0202 October 13, 2017 9:02 AM  

The SDL doesn't explain his humor to me, but I think this post is an obvious mole hunt virus vector.

But perhaps that's what the SDL wants them to think. So that they'll be complacent about the already embedded Ilk. Which cannot be tolerated.

So now the are forced to go full Robespierre. You never go full Robespierre.

Moar popcorn!

Anonymous vfm #0202 October 13, 2017 9:04 AM  

s/the are forced/they are forced/

Blogger Laramie Hirsch October 13, 2017 10:05 AM  

I might try for it. Although, I would bill myself as an alt-right Catholic Traditionalist. I can't pretend to be something I'm not.


"Candidates must reside in the Greater NYC area as the position is based in Midtown Manhattan."

Sounds fun and interesting. But will they pay me enough to afford to take care of my wife and four kids? If not, it's not an option.

Blogger Laramie Hirsch October 13, 2017 10:06 AM  

P.S. I doubt they'd hire me, by the way. But it'd be nice, and I won't know if I don't try.

Blogger Josh (the sexiest thing here) October 13, 2017 10:22 AM  

Sounds fun and interesting. But will they pay me enough to afford to take care of my wife and four kids? If not, it's not an option.

Salary $40-50K + Bonus & Benefits

I'm guessing not

Blogger Jimmy The Freak October 13, 2017 10:24 AM  

Guys, it's National Review. The garbage that they have been putting out can't possibly take more than 2 hours a week. Plenty of time for a real job too!

Blogger Laramie Hirsch October 13, 2017 10:32 AM  

@15 Ah. That sucks. Nevermind.

Anonymous BBGKB October 13, 2017 10:36 AM  

Perhaps they need a fabulous koran burner

Blogger Josh (the sexiest thing here) October 13, 2017 10:55 AM  

Guys, it's National Review. The garbage that they have been putting out can't possibly take more than 2 hours a week. Plenty of time for a real job too!

It's not a remote position

Blogger OneWingedShark October 13, 2017 11:17 AM  

Josh (the sexiest thing here) wrote:Guys, it's National Review. The garbage that they have been putting out can't possibly take more than 2 hours a week. Plenty of time for a real job too!

It's not a remote position

Everything is negotiable when hiring... well almost.
If you bring up the point that the cost-of-living in Manhattan is so high that, as stated upthread, even metermaids get six-figures that'd be a pretty good argument in those negotiations.

Anonymous VFM #6306 October 13, 2017 11:25 AM  

One thing SJWs have in advantage: they don't ever care about the money when they are looking to seep water into a crack.

Now, of course some of that has to do with the fact that they are okay living homelessly and on government assistance. But there is a tactic that we definitely need to get better at, nevertheless.

Blogger Cail Corishev October 13, 2017 11:26 AM  

It's not a remote position

It's important that the writers be able to come down to your cubicle and look you in the eye while you discuss what emojis to use when tweeting out their latest article on hard-working immigrants.

Anonymous Gen. Kong October 13, 2017 11:52 AM  

Sounds fun and interesting. But will they pay me enough to afford to take care of my wife and four kids? If not, it's not an option.

Only if 3 of your 4 kids are adopted niglets from Afreeka. Even then, Jonah Trotsky and his masters wouldn't pay for you themselves, they'd have Catholic Charities set you up with a nice place in Bronx - just down the street from Ft. Apache. That's probably all they could afford after renting some Section 8 property in the Hamptons for Latrina and her 21 crack-babies.

Blogger Revelation Means Hope October 13, 2017 11:58 AM  

Nah, they need you in person BECAUSE they are spineless toads. Think of the multiple managers in the Office Space movie.

If they can't micromanage you, how can they justify their existence?
Like women, their world is ruled by fear. They're afraid that you might be competent out of their sight. They're afraid that they can't read your body language while they discuss XYZ to ensure that you too are a Never-Trumper who is petrified by the thought of being called a racist.

Blogger Revelation Means Hope October 13, 2017 12:09 PM  

Also, if you're not there in person, they cannot make sure that your bowtie is properly tied and is of the properly "saucy" color and pattern. No conservative bowties here, nope we have a little personality and we expect you to have a bowtie with some FLAIR.
Yes sirree.

Blogger James Dixon October 13, 2017 12:26 PM  

> $40-50K + Bonus & Benefits

Seriously? For an experienced social media manager? They're dreaming. In Manhattan they'll have to multiply that five fold to get anyone.

Blogger Cetera October 13, 2017 12:34 PM  

James Dixon wrote:> $40-50K + Bonus & Benefits

Seriously? For an experienced social media manager? They're dreaming. In Manhattan they'll have to multiply that five fold to get anyone.


Some of you haven't yet picked up on the scam. This is how they get the H1B visa folk in. It is a job Americans just won't do (at the price advertised).

Anonymous CarpeOro October 13, 2017 1:57 PM  

Salary $40-50K + Bonus & Benefits - Maybe the target audience is the omegas living in their parent's basement?

Anonymous BBGKB October 13, 2017 2:48 PM  

Salary $40-50K + Bonus & Benefits

Am I the only person here who has had the benefits of employer paid housing, per diem, car allowance, CE allowance, ect? Had an older car that was bad enough ok to park in a bad hospital in Boston, that the company paid $2k/month just for the housings parking spot.

Blogger Dedd Sirius October 13, 2017 2:55 PM  

The unwritten implication is that if you let David French and Kevin Williamson touch you where you don’t want to be touched, the spirit of William Buckley will give you a magic bow tie and entree to the power center of Conservative, Inc.

Blogger Thucydides October 13, 2017 3:39 PM  

I did note the implication that Dread Ilk and VFM's have infiltrated Antifa and "other" organizations. Lets make that as publicly known as possible and watch the internal investigations and witch hunts begin.

I'm pretty sure there must be a large pack of VFM's inside various Hollywood studios.....

Blogger Dirk Manly October 13, 2017 6:43 PM  

@21

"One thing SJWs have in advantage: they don't ever care about the money when they are looking to seep water into a crack.

Now, of course some of that has to do with the fact that they are okay living homelessly and on government assistance. But there is a tactic that we definitely need to get better at, nevertheless."


That's because they are PARASITES who GLADLY live off of welfare until they can obtain a sinecure.

Anonymous Pepe the Frog October 14, 2017 5:53 PM  

I wouldn't set foot in Sodom-on-the-Hudson for ten times that. Richard Condon described Fun City in "The Manchurian Candidate" sixty years ago:

"It was a strip of city too dishonest to admit it was a slum, or rather, in all of the vastness of the five boroughs of metropolis there was a strip of city, very tiny, which was not a slum, and this was the thin strip that was photographed and its pictures sent out across the world until all the world and the minuscule few who lived in that sliver of city thought that was New York, and neither knew or cared about the remainder of the six hundred square miles of flesh and brick…The west side of the island was rich in façades not unlike the possibilities of a fairy princess with syphilis…Broadway, the bawling, flash street, the fleshy, pig-eyed part of the city that wore lesions of neon and incandescent scabs, pustules of lights and color in suggestively luetic lycopods, illuminating littered streets, filth-clogged streets that could never be cleansed because when one thousand hands cleaned, one million hands threw dirt upon the streets again…All together, the avenues and streets proved by their decay that the time of the city was long past, if it had ever existed, and the tall buildings, end upon end upon end, were so many extended fingers beckoning the Bomb."

By all accounts it hasn't improved since then.

Anonymous Were-Puppy October 14, 2017 7:57 PM  

Apply as Reginald P. Williamsberg-Patel, III

Tell them about your wifes adopted black kids.

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