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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Not even going to pretend

I have no idea what this is. Blame David the Good.


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Anonymous VFM #6306 October 31, 2017 7:07 PM  

Weird. The only movie this year to have no rotten tomatoes was produced by the Lord of Compost.

And, dammit Nate. Yall know that boy aint right.

Anonymous Bad Attitude October 31, 2017 7:09 PM  

A Democrat who still can't accept that GE is now President?

Blogger Jon D. October 31, 2017 7:30 PM  

What the hell did I just watch David lol

Blogger Michael Maier October 31, 2017 7:33 PM  

That hurt me, DTG.

Anonymous Incurvatus October 31, 2017 7:38 PM  

His obsession with searching for the greatest pumpkins of mezoAmerica blindly caused him to delve too greedily into the patch. He awoke what the Hunters of old had restrained only with steel and blood. The Good doomed us all.

Anonymous E Deploribus Unum October 31, 2017 7:39 PM  

I ... I ... there are no words.

Anonymous Marvin Boggs October 31, 2017 7:44 PM  

What has David been growing in his garden?

Anonymous #1037 October 31, 2017 7:47 PM  

Looks like a Hugo worthy film to me. May even be worth an Oscar by the time everyone in Hollywood has to withdraw due to rape allegations.

Blogger The Kurgan October 31, 2017 7:47 PM  

Obviously he has found a new way to produce LSD and transmit it through the Internet.

Anonymous Godfrey October 31, 2017 8:06 PM  

What... the... hell... was that?

Anonymous madpiper October 31, 2017 8:09 PM  

David's been downwind of the marijuana burns again.

Blogger tuberman October 31, 2017 8:11 PM  

See,we told ya eating veggies grown in temperate climes, meant for tropical areas would have side-effects. But did you L.I.S.T.E.N ...NO.

Blogger michimartini October 31, 2017 8:13 PM  

The man is very, very sick. And I somewhat appreciate it.

Anonymous Original H October 31, 2017 8:22 PM  

And this is why you don't let Nate anywhere near your movie productions...

Suggestion for those who haven't watched the video yet: It's better if you set the speed to 2x.

Blogger tuberman October 31, 2017 8:23 PM  

Incurvatus wrote:His obsession with searching for the greatest pumpkins of mezoAmerica blindly caused him to delve too greedily into the patch. He awoke what the Hunters of old had restrained only with steel and blood. The Good doomed us all.

Could be the Hunters In the Sky said join or Die!

Blogger Desdichado October 31, 2017 8:25 PM  

David the Bad indeed. I'm going to die one week from now when he comes out through my phone and kills me, aren't I?

Anonymous Paid Soros Troll October 31, 2017 8:33 PM  

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

Anonymous ratlick October 31, 2017 8:35 PM  

wow. pretentious youtubepoop

Blogger David The Good October 31, 2017 8:36 PM  

This post proves Vox Day is the best book publisher in the world, signing only the best talent and promoting them holistically.

Also, the unedited version of the film features me gargling blood. And there's also a goat head. My wife didn't find out I'd put it on her pillow until one of the kids gave it away. Sad!

Blogger allyn71 October 31, 2017 8:39 PM  

BAHFEEMUS!!!

Seriously David you need to tone down whatever your putting in the herb, shit be to much. Happy Halloween and thanks for sharing whatever that was.

Blogger Sillon Bono October 31, 2017 8:40 PM  

Da fuck?

Clearly one needs to be 140+ to get it.

Blogger Aeoli Pera October 31, 2017 8:40 PM  

I laughed out loud five times, that was awesome.

Blogger Aeoli Pera October 31, 2017 8:42 PM  

One of them admittedly was a false flag, I thought the notebook was a product placement of one of his books.

Anonymous Cadwallander J October 31, 2017 8:43 PM  

Too scary...

Blogger Azimus October 31, 2017 8:43 PM  

I didn't know anyone but Scandanavians were capable of this level of film!

Blogger allyn71 October 31, 2017 8:47 PM  

Dude you got Cryptozoological tendencies!

Blogger tuberman October 31, 2017 8:58 PM  

Azimus wrote:I didn't know anyone but Scandanavians were capable of this level of film!

But the Scandanavians usually insert a Liv Ullman or Bergman female into the "action."

Blogger cheddarman October 31, 2017 9:00 PM  

A lot of funny moments that grow on you

Blogger Martin October 31, 2017 9:05 PM  

Well, there's 16 minutes I will never get back.

Blogger David The Good October 31, 2017 9:11 PM  

16 MINUTES EATEN BY THE BAHFEEMUS

Anonymous VFM #6306 October 31, 2017 9:15 PM  

I knew him before be he bahfeemus.

Blogger Ingot9455 October 31, 2017 9:19 PM  

OT because today's Alt-Hero post is already over 200 posts:

I bought THUMP: The First Bundred Days to support Timothy Lim - and it is laugh-out-loud hilarious. My husband is already sending a copy to his parents.

Blogger The Aardvark October 31, 2017 9:32 PM  

Y'all need to see the FIRST Bahfeemus.

https://youtu.be/R2P-Y5u7rtA

Blogger HoosierHillbilly October 31, 2017 9:37 PM  

Well gentlemen, it's been a fun ride. Might as well shut down the blog...nowhere left to go from here.

Anonymous Takin' a Look October 31, 2017 9:37 PM  

Totally OT

Happy Halloween everyone!

Blogger Feather Blade October 31, 2017 9:40 PM  

LOL: "I can only gargle in minor tones."

It's no Manos: the Hands of Fate, but it's a worthy effort. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that the next installation in the series is next year's most hotly anticipated film.
/pretentiousfilmcritic

Blogger Chiva October 31, 2017 9:41 PM  

Dr Demento would have approved of this.

Anonymous Looking Glass October 31, 2017 9:48 PM  

"David Le Mal Productions" was great at the end.

And, I really liked the Bahfeemus song at the 13 minute mark. It was actually really good.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab October 31, 2017 9:52 PM  

Better sound than any darkstream. Not that it did me any good. I think I had a stroke I couldn't understand any of it.

Blogger Azimus October 31, 2017 9:58 PM  

36. Feather Blade October 31, 2017 9:40 PM
It's no Manos: the Hands of Fate, but it's a worthy effort. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that the next installation in the series is next year's most hotly anticipated film.


I'm going to go out on a limb and assume your exposure to - that - was through MST3K. Life really hasn't been the same since they hung it up. That was comedy genius - not on the level of Bahfeemus, of course, since Bahfeemus is original material. But MST3K gave an outlook on life... to this day I can't watch aerial refueling footage without chuckling. I also can't watch a movie without making fun of it, which is why my wife hates MST3K...

Anonymous Looking Glass October 31, 2017 10:10 PM  

@40 Azimus

MST3K found great humor in some of the worst movies ever made. Trying to watch those movies as normal entertainment isn't possible, as they're just so terrible. But if you're laughing to the insanity & joking along, it's a great time with friends.

Blogger JaimeInTexas October 31, 2017 10:37 PM  

David. If it grows on a cow patty, do not boil and do not drink. You ought to know better.

Anonymous the bandit October 31, 2017 10:47 PM  

Heh. Congrats, Vidad. I think.

Blogger Feather Blade October 31, 2017 10:48 PM  

Azimus wrote:I'm going to go out on a limb and assume your exposure to - that - was through MST3K.

XD No limb necessary, where else would I have seen a movie like that?

Anonymous bluto November 01, 2017 12:23 AM  

That's the greatest 16 minutes of film I've ever seen. Can we get a freestartr for more David Le Mal films?

Blogger RC November 01, 2017 12:55 AM  

I've lost track. Is this ixdad?

Blogger Azimus November 01, 2017 1:17 AM  

44. Feather Blade October 31, 2017 10:48 PM
XD No limb necessary, where else would I have seen a movie like that?


Well, you could've been the nephew of the film student who made it? You could've majored in film at Cal State Fresno and been forced to watch it? Possibly you were marooned in space and were forced to watch it by mad scientists?

Anonymous VFM #6306 November 01, 2017 1:22 AM  

How is your relationship with your mother?

Good. But what I am concerned about is these terrible dreams.

You should always follow your dreams.


I haven't seen a movie this good since The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra .

Anonymous Difster November 01, 2017 1:55 AM  

This video gave me a seizure. Where do I send the lawsuit?

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener November 01, 2017 2:16 AM  

This was much better than 47 Meters Down. Not even joking.

Blogger Harambe November 01, 2017 3:00 AM  

Still a better love story than Twilight

Blogger artensoll November 01, 2017 3:28 AM  

A vegan's worst nightmare.

Blogger pdwalker November 01, 2017 7:44 AM  

WTFF?

Anonymous Too Scary November 01, 2017 9:22 AM  

"Dear Diary..."

You know it is so rare to find some one with a such a ...TOO SCARY!...

And then they've got the creative juices to really ...TOO SCARY!...

I just want to say, Congrat...TOO SCARY!...

Anonymous Wendy November 01, 2017 9:32 AM  

Follow your dreams!

Anonymous Randomatos November 01, 2017 9:33 AM  

I think so, but they stopped updating his name back during the ATF Show, when he co-hosted as "Six" alongside Nate. Some of BlogTalkRadio's best "so you're working the night shift" content. Plus the father stories are parenting gold.

Anonymous Randomatos November 01, 2017 9:34 AM  

+1!

Blogger rondolf November 01, 2017 10:09 AM  

Just watched the first Bahfeemus. A good marriage is one where your wife puts up with your batshit craziness. A great wife is one that pretends to enjoy your derangement. Mr. Good has a wife who seems to genuinely share his special brand of insanity. Congratulations Mr. Good, you found your unicorn.

Blogger David The Good November 01, 2017 10:32 AM  

rondolf wrote:Just watched the first Bahfeemus. A good marriage is one where your wife puts up with your batshit craziness. A great wife is one that pretends to enjoy your derangement. Mr. Good has a wife who seems to genuinely share his special brand of insanity. Congratulations Mr. Good, you found your unicorn.

Yes indeed. She's a good one and knows how lucky she is to have married a UHIQ Sigma.

Anonymous Athor Pel November 01, 2017 10:43 AM  

You guys should watch some of his other videos. He's had Bapheemus eggs in his yard.

Anonymous Randomatos November 01, 2017 10:53 AM  

If you enjoy Bahfeemus, be sure to catch his hunt for the mythical Bilimbi tree.

Anonymous fop November 01, 2017 11:28 AM  

morning wood @ 5:43

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener November 01, 2017 11:39 AM  

@60 Yeah David has an awesome Youtube channel. Fried green bananas are surprisingly good BTW. I can't grow them here but I can occasionally find them at a steep discount.

Blogger Thucydides November 01, 2017 12:18 PM  

I always knew Alt-Hollywood was going to be different, but.......there are no words.......

Blogger Scott Birch November 01, 2017 8:18 PM  

Umm, about that plan to destroy Hollywood ...

Blogger The Aardvark November 03, 2017 4:16 AM  

VIIIdad

Blogger daddynichol November 03, 2017 11:20 AM  

The extended gargling scene did it for me. Gaarrrrgggglggggggggggle........gaaaaarrrrrggggggggggggggggglllleeeee..............gaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrglle....

Follow those dreams, amigo.

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