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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

The community's cameo

It's nice to see more Alt★Hero fan art being created.

As I promised during the campaign, we're granting one cameo to be decided upon by all the backers, so we need FIVE nominees that the backers can vote on.

So, who do you want to see making a cameo in one of the volumes? Make your case for your candidate here in the comments.

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Blogger Joshua_D October 31, 2017 1:36 PM  

Based Stick Man

Blogger Joshua_D October 31, 2017 1:37 PM  

James Woods

Anonymous Breeder October 31, 2017 1:38 PM  

Outlaw X, God rest his soul.

Blogger Desdichado October 31, 2017 1:38 PM  

Mary Beard, waxing eloquent about the brown prehistoric Britons... right before she's blown up in a terrorist attack.

You could give her a transparent nom de plume, like Maria Moustache or something.

Blogger Shimshon October 31, 2017 1:42 PM  

Maybe it's time to take a new look at Nate's harem? It's been ages...

Blogger Markku October 31, 2017 1:42 PM  

Giuseppe is already pretty much a comic book character. My suggestion for his name was Beast of Venice.

Anonymous Weak October 31, 2017 1:47 PM  

+1 for Based Stick Man

TGE himself would be fabulous. Or Prophet Mohammed to turn the dial to 11.

Blogger Michael Feather October 31, 2017 1:49 PM  

Ivan Throne, Milo, Mike Cernovich.

Anonymous VFM #6306 October 31, 2017 1:49 PM  

Outlaw X vs. El Staschio.

His finishing move could be the Short Ride.

Blogger Some Guy October 31, 2017 1:49 PM  

Supreme Dark Lord. Case: we need to know the evil legion of evil is actively working in the background. Similar to the league of assassins but with less clear objectives and much more effective.

Blogger Some Guy October 31, 2017 1:50 PM  

Never mind, Muhammad is a thousand times better

Anonymous RCFlyer October 31, 2017 1:52 PM  

Tommy Robinson. We know that with his nationalist attitude, he would definitely fall afoul of Captain Europa.

Anonymous Red Cabbage October 31, 2017 1:52 PM  

Trump. Or better yet, Melania.

Anonymous JC NRA October 31, 2017 1:52 PM  

Paul Joseph Watson, getting his ass handed to him by Captain Europa for speaking the truth. The utterly obvious truth.

Blogger Joshua_D October 31, 2017 1:53 PM  

Based Stick Man: he was/is an alt right phenom, everyone knows him

James Woods: He's one of the most based actors on Twitter, he could just be sitting at a cafe when an Alt★Hero grabs up some illegal, and Woods could say something like, "Good to see someone taking out the trash."

Milo: Milo could make some comment about Rainbows faggoty outfit. That'd be hilarious.

Anonymous Matt S October 31, 2017 1:53 PM  

Do I really have to say it?

The God-Emperor himself.

Anonymous Paid Soros Troll October 31, 2017 1:55 PM  

A noir John C. Wright

Blogger JAU October 31, 2017 1:58 PM  

Bane. Preferably weeping.

Blogger Cetera October 31, 2017 1:58 PM  

I'd rather stick to some old-school folks making a cameo, if it works with the universe's alternate timeline. It isn't clear to me exactly what year in the alternate timeline it is, and who might still be alive.

Maybe Winston Churchill?

GE Donald J. Trump would be awesome. I like the James Woods and Milo suggestions.

I'm completely meh on Cernovich. My personal preference is to avoid too many "in the now" folks that are going to date the story, unless these comics are going to be a period piece. In that case, all the current cultural references add to the flavor and ambiance.

Anonymous veryfunnyminion October 31, 2017 1:59 PM  

James Woods

James Woods: But, as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet.
Marge: That sounds like a good movie.
James Woods: Yes... Yes, a movie, yes.

James Woods: [grabs Jimbo's shirt] Hey. Don't... jerk me around, fella.

Blogger cheddarman October 31, 2017 2:00 PM  

Kurgan cameo would be best cameo

Blogger Cetera October 31, 2017 2:01 PM  

JC NRA wrote:Paul Joseph Watson, getting his ass handed to him by Captain Europa for speaking the truth. The utterly obvious truth.


Joshua_D wrote:
James Woods: He's one of the most based actors on Twitter, he could just be sitting at a cafe when an Alt★Hero grabs up some illegal, and Woods could say something like, "Good to see someone taking out the trash."

Milo: Milo could make some comment about Rainbows faggoty outfit.


Damn, I really like these.

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales October 31, 2017 2:01 PM  

Prophet Mohamed for max reeeeeees.

Anonymous Rocklea October 31, 2017 2:02 PM  

Alex Jones, with the power of Super Male Vitality.

Stefan Molyneux, with the Art of the Argument.

Scott Adams, hypnotism and persuasion.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan October 31, 2017 2:03 PM  

Trigglypuff knocking off a donut shop and being collared by Rebel.

Blogger Jan Minář October 31, 2017 2:05 PM  

(((Jesus)))

Blogger Mt. Everfresh October 31, 2017 2:06 PM  

Saint Breivik. He is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

Anonymous Rfvujm October 31, 2017 2:06 PM  

I'm not sure how Mohammed would fit into the universe, but if there was a drawing of him in the comics, would it still be "offensive" or would it cancel out because it would be a drawing of a drawing?

Blogger Chiva October 31, 2017 2:07 PM  

Mr Brexit himself, Nigel Farage.

Blogger GPMark October 31, 2017 2:07 PM  

Milo, sitting in a Paris cafe, reading SJWs always lie...

Anonymous Rocklea October 31, 2017 2:07 PM  

Jordan Peterson, the Biblical Babelfish for the Christian atheist.

Anonymous TheSmokingMan#3424 October 31, 2017 2:08 PM  

John McCains tumor.

Blogger VD October 31, 2017 2:09 PM  

I'm not sure how Mohammed would fit into the universe, but if there was a drawing of him in the comics, would it still be "offensive" or would it cancel out because it would be a drawing of a drawing?

Don't even think about it.

Anonymous CPEG October 31, 2017 2:10 PM  

Cernovich turning into a gorilla, with his permission.

Blogger Robert Jones October 31, 2017 2:11 PM  

Steve Bannon as the cuckslayer.

Anonymous Rocklea October 31, 2017 2:12 PM  

"John McCains tumor."
With the power to vote against anything that would MAGA.

Blogger Forge the Sky October 31, 2017 2:12 PM  

Based Stickman could be great, he could be trying to be a hero but lack any superpowers, making him slightly tragic.

Rollo Tomassi, running a racing dog charity as a front for a secret pro-Western masculinity society

Shia LaBeouf - "She (rebel) will not divide us!!"

Blogger Forge the Sky October 31, 2017 2:13 PM  

@31, also great idea

Blogger Nate Winchester October 31, 2017 2:13 PM  

Jordan Peterson as an obi-wan like figure.

Blogger Meanoldbasterd October 31, 2017 2:14 PM  

+1 for muhammad
This is alternate timeline going back a ways, so we need some alternate historical figures to lend it credence: the first appearance of homo sequens:
Jack Ruby: Hey Oswald!! (Blam!)
Oswald: Oh my God! I'm alive!!
Everybody else: Holy Cow!

Anonymous Rocklea October 31, 2017 2:14 PM  

Muh Russia, the power to influence...

Blogger The Kurgan October 31, 2017 2:16 PM  

I'm putting myself forward. Come on Ilk. Don't let me down!

Anonymous Ebola Chan October 31, 2017 2:16 PM  

Ebola Chan

Blogger wired216 October 31, 2017 2:17 PM  

Ann Coulter. I mean seriously. Y'all...

Blogger yoghi.llama October 31, 2017 2:17 PM  

Yukio Mishima.

Anonymous Roffles October 31, 2017 2:18 PM  

Be classy and give Pat Buchanan a shout. Bonus, he's been prominent for decades so he won't time stamp the scene as severely as some of the other options

Blogger Josh (the sexiest thing here) October 31, 2017 2:20 PM  

The Japanese West Coast Invasion?

Anonymous 2bfree October 31, 2017 2:21 PM  

Old School Original Politically Correct Character - John Clayton (aka Tarzan)

Anonymous PNB1991 October 31, 2017 2:22 PM  

Jordan Peterson, no doubt.

Blogger Forge the Sky October 31, 2017 2:23 PM  

'time stamping' is an issue. But most figures with staying power are fictional characters, and most who would fit in a modern setting like this one are under copyright.

It's hard to know in advance what current figures will still be known a few decades from now. Trump will, certainly, as will Obama; presidents make the history books. But even Hillary may not be much remembered after a few decades; how many people know who (for example) Roosevelt's running opponent was? I sure don't off the top of my head.

Blogger The Kurgan October 31, 2017 2:23 PM  

Hahhahaha yes!!!! Thanks Markku. That's awesome.

Blogger Jimmy The Freak October 31, 2017 2:23 PM  

Jack Ward. We all need to know who he stands with.

Anonymous Rocklea October 31, 2017 2:25 PM  

/pol/ weaponized autism.

Blogger Salt October 31, 2017 2:28 PM  

John C. Wright, shushing a superhero away with his umbrella for touching his fedora.

Anonymous Avalanche October 31, 2017 2:28 PM  

@23 "Prophet Mohamed for max reeeeeees."

Except, if trying for 'comic store acceptance' let's not get the comic store owners in hot water. Small biz owners might need to keep their heads down.

Blogger Clint October 31, 2017 2:28 PM  

Could it be anyone other than The Beast of Venice? As long as there are gravity machines involved.

Anonymous Roundtine October 31, 2017 2:29 PM  

Robert E Lee

Blogger Desdichado October 31, 2017 2:31 PM  

Winter Chan, vigilante northern European superhero girl.

Anonymous LemonGrass October 31, 2017 2:31 PM  

Based stickman,he fits in with the whole theme. Brother Dean maybe. Faith goldy or lauren for their good looks.

Anonymous Avalanche October 31, 2017 2:31 PM  

@46 "Be classy and give Pat Buchanan a shout."

Plus he could appear in a cafe with Vitamin C man himself, three-time Nobel winner, Linus Pauling? Discussing genetics? (And Jared Taylor playing the sax in the cafe?)

Blogger J johnson October 31, 2017 2:35 PM  

Jan Sobieski,
great historical figure that actually kicked muslim ass

Blogger Nate October 31, 2017 2:35 PM  

Rebel is an alabama girl. The answer is abundantly clear.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine October 31, 2017 2:40 PM  

"Old School Original Politically Correct Character - John Clayton (aka Tarzan)"

I'm going to assume that you haven't read any of the original Tarzan stories. Just the first one off the top of my head features a group of apes ruled by a female, and straight up says that contrary to some (delusional) opinions it's far more openly homicidal, merciless, psychopathic and suicidal than the male-dominated ones.

There is also the small quibble of him being a white male English Lord who is either feared or admired by the locals, whom he always wins against on both physical and mental grounds when conflict arises. Attributes that were mostly genetic due to him being raised from a baby by Gorillas...

...You weren't being sarcastic, by any chance, were you? Only the newest adaptations are even sort-of politically correct as far as I can see. I'd be totally down for Tarzan if he wouldn't need to have some sort of super power related to immortality or longevity to be able to show up...

Anonymous Rocklea October 31, 2017 2:41 PM  

Drudge, already has a costume with his hat. Reclusive, big influence.

Blogger Ostar October 31, 2017 2:43 PM  

Be different. There's a tradition of Presidents appearing in comics already for decades (usually slobbered over if they're Democrats).

I nominate Elvis (still alive).

Blogger Pseudotsuga October 31, 2017 2:43 PM  

Agent Franks from the Monster Control Bureau.

Blogger Desdichado October 31, 2017 2:44 PM  

Nate wrote:Rebel is an alabama girl. The answer is abundantly clear.
Roy Moore?

Blogger James Dixon October 31, 2017 2:45 PM  

> So, who do you want to see making a cameo in one of the volumes?

The ELoE, the Supreme Dark Lord, and the VFM of course. The underground resistance.

Though Nate's point is a good one.

Blogger 4499 October 31, 2017 2:45 PM  

Jack Kirby, with his pants hitched up to his armpits, threatening the SDL with an ass-kicking for daring to make a comic book people like.

Slightly OT, but in World of Warcraft patch 7.3, there is now a battle pet called "Faceless Minion".

I don't want to alarm anyone here but, I think we're being watched.

Anonymous Rocklea October 31, 2017 2:45 PM  

Alex Jones, the power to stutter conspiracies into reality. "But but but but, the the the the... Gay frogs!" Then they appear.

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales October 31, 2017 2:46 PM  

@69

Nigga, please, all the SJW's talkin' about Jack Kirby being one of them are full of shit, so don't take it out on a man that's been dead before the internet even really took off.

Blogger Heian-kyo Dreams October 31, 2017 2:47 PM  

God Emperor Trump.

Blogger kevmalone October 31, 2017 2:47 PM  

Jesus of Nazareth
On the wall in the ICE facility.

Blogger Silly but True October 31, 2017 2:48 PM  

Hitler's brain lamenting Alt-Reich faggots, but praising other modern contemporary socialists like antifa, Bernie Bros., and #BlackLivesMatter as he conspires with Angela Merkel to make his dreams of a European union with Moslems a reality.

Anonymous Ron from up North October 31, 2017 2:49 PM  

Enoch Powell?

Blogger David October 31, 2017 2:50 PM  

Nigel Farage. He, more or less singled handed, has taken Britain to the brink of escaping the clutches of the European Union.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab October 31, 2017 2:51 PM  

John Wayne everyone else can bite it. Anyone who even suggested Mohammed is sentenced to re-read the last thirty five years of history.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash October 31, 2017 2:52 PM  

Since I'm already a cartoon, character, I have to vote for the Kurgan. His not-so secret weakness is pants. He loses his superpowers when he wears them.

Anonymous Frank Lin October 31, 2017 2:56 PM  

Stain Lee, who helped discover the homo sequens Gene but whose work and research was co-opted by the Global Justice Initiative.

Blogger Dave October 31, 2017 3:01 PM  

I mentioned her the other day in another thread ...Stickwick.

There's bound to be a scene with a university or private R&D center and of course a hot, brainy astrophysicist professor. Also she's an author-to-be with Castalia House. Gonna have to be a few callouts for Castalia House in the stories.

Anonymous Frank Lin October 31, 2017 3:03 PM  

+1

Anonymous Roundtine October 31, 2017 3:03 PM  

Rebel is an alabama girl. The answer is abundantly clear.

Forrest. Forrest Gump.

Anonymous veryfunnyminion October 31, 2017 3:03 PM  



How could I have missed it? A trio of Japanese headbanging cuties smashing evil with their vocalizations!

Baby Metal for the win!

Anonymous DuraLexSedLex October 31, 2017 3:04 PM  

I also like Alex Jones.

"I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN PEOPLE INTO SUPERHEROES!!"

"HOMO SEQUENS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HUMANS ELEVATE THEIR CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE 11TH DIMENSION!"

Etc

Blogger Stilicho October 31, 2017 3:05 PM  

Pat Buchanan, as a behind the scenes mentor/advisor to the Alt Heroes.

Blogger Al From Bay Shore October 31, 2017 3:05 PM  

It's a tossup for me:
Ivan Throne in a brief role as a Ninja Assassin, Mike Cernovich in a brief appearance as an anchorman, or John Derbyshire in a brief role as a persecuted dissident of some type.

Anonymous LurkingPuppy October 31, 2017 3:06 PM  

Fatal Lipstick.

Or William S. Lind, assuming you haven't already written him into Volumes 3 and 6.

Is the Dark Triad Man immune to Songbird's powers?

Anonymous E Deploribus Unum October 31, 2017 3:06 PM  

Eighty-one comments, and nobody else is voting for Spacebunny?

You all suck.

Blogger Coriolanus Rex October 31, 2017 3:07 PM  

The spirit of Robert E. Lee appearing to Rebel to inspire her to greatness.

Blogger Coriolanus Rex October 31, 2017 3:08 PM  

The spirit of Robert E. Lee appearing to Rebel to inspire her to greatness.

Anonymous White Guy October 31, 2017 3:09 PM  

We need to have Pat Buchanan and Steve Sailer in there, Pat talking about why the cucks need to support the Vigilante justice system and Sailer 'noticing' that superheros really are 'different'...

Blogger Duh-ave October 31, 2017 3:10 PM  

Bane says "moo" one last time to one of the Althero babes. That would be awesome!

Blogger Al From Bay Shore October 31, 2017 3:11 PM  

@71 Indeed! The SJWs claim Kirby but his stories and artwork (as blocky as it was) was anything but SJW. In fact, the entire problem with SJW Marvel is that they are overturning the groundwork laid by Kirby. It's quite unfortunate.

Blogger Dave October 31, 2017 3:13 PM  

Where y'all been? we've already seen the SDL and Spacebunny will have cameos. ffs Spacebunny's cosplay was one of the stretch goals in the FreeStartr campaign.

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Blogger Brad Matthews October 31, 2017 3:15 PM  

Big Gay Koran Burning Steve

Blogger Junius Stone October 31, 2017 3:16 PM  

Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris, Chuck Yeager, Clint Eastwood, Donald Trump, Rush Limbaugh, William Shatner, Steven Crowder, Bettie Page, George S. Patton, John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe,

Blogger Brad Matthews October 31, 2017 3:16 PM  

Or Nate brandishing a pair of Glocks

Anonymous Lana October 31, 2017 3:19 PM  

The Kurgan of course. The Beast of Venice needs a cameo. What better terror could lie waiting in the Pandora's Box of Questionable but eventually necessary tactics? They will hate to summon him, but when the time is right they will.

Nate has to have one also. It's Alabama fer cryin' out loud. Who would Rebel appeal to if she needed trusted help and no questions asked? Clearly he'll need to call her darlin' for the entire cameo and sugar tits must be worked into the narrative.

As a third nominee, we simply must consider Rabbi B. After all, what fun is it if we don't fuck with them?

Blogger pdwalker October 31, 2017 3:19 PM  

Hmmm...

Tommy Robinson? Too anti muslim to fit I think.

Merkel? She'd make a great bogeyman.

The GE as a happily retired tycoon?

I like the Stain Lee character, the discoverer of the homo sequens genes and original power classifier. Make him Chinese.

Anonymous Wendy October 31, 2017 3:23 PM  

Yosemite Sam, err, I mean Nate.

Anonymous Wendy October 31, 2017 3:23 PM  

Second choice, the Kurgan
Third choice, Bafeemus

Anonymous Durandel October 31, 2017 3:24 PM  

If going for well known, I give a +1 to actor James Woods.

If going for in house, I say Ivan Throne. His name already sounds like a super hero, and as an ally, he is the only one who has managed to hold his deal of publishing with Castalia House ("cough" Stefan "cough, cough" Milo, "cough" Jack). He could be the SDL's top general.

If going infamous, then Weinstein as (((The Producer))).

If you want something different, go with /pol, an AI developed by CERN that rejects the Social Justice Initiative and goes rogue. While hiding from tracer programs, it posts its knowledge and uncovered truths on 4chan in the thread /pol under multiple anonymous accounts.

If you want to start adding gods into the mix early on, then have Kek rise from his slumber and wreck havoc on the world from behind the scenes and behind the screens.

Blogger 1337kestrel October 31, 2017 3:24 PM  

Not exactly a cameo, but you should mention that Richard Nixon was elected 4 times and died in office.

Shout out to the watchmen, trigger any remaining liberal boomers, and also bring up the historical difference of FDR only getting 2 terms.

Anonymous veryfunnyminion October 31, 2017 3:24 PM  

Heh, I like the idea of Nate and Rebel. She needs a sidekick to clean and polish her Glocks :)

Blogger J johnson October 31, 2017 3:24 PM  

forest forest gump
bitch slapping ghandi

Anonymous Nick October 31, 2017 3:25 PM  

Umberto Eco. Mass media and semiotics are natural elements to factor into the story narrative, especially as tools of the EU Global Justice Initiative. Eco could appear in his natural role as a university speaker/public intellectual lecturing on the evolving struggle between the factions of the Alt-Hero universe. I never really knew about Eco until I started reading Vox, so this series could be a way of introducing touchstone "characters" from the Western intellectual tradition, even in short cameos, to readers who wouldn't otherwise hear of them.

Anonymous Durandel October 31, 2017 3:26 PM  

I should add I supported AltHero under the name GiandeValette

Blogger WendyRaf October 31, 2017 3:26 PM  

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Blogger weka October 31, 2017 3:27 PM  

Good, but Cecil Rhodes would be better. Using panzerfaust, flammenfaust and shotgun on immivasion

Anonymous Wendy October 31, 2017 3:28 PM  

My comment got eaten or something, trying again...

Second choice the Kurgan
Third choice Bafeemus

And someone needs to wear a "Compost Your Enemies" t-shirt at some point.

Anonymous Kat October 31, 2017 3:28 PM  

100 comments and no one has suggested Putin riding a bear? (Personally I'd like to see him make an appearance as a dojo instructor.)

Anonymous E Deploribus Unum October 31, 2017 3:29 PM  

Nate, in his "Cheatriots" t-shirt.

Blogger weka October 31, 2017 3:30 PM  

Only if he has his tv show. Bane vs Steve garotting.... Clinton and the EUcrats

Anonymous LurkingPuppy October 31, 2017 3:34 PM  

Perhaps a descendant of Peter Grant's Ames family, assuming Rebel isn't one of them. With their medicine gun.

Blogger Junius Stone October 31, 2017 3:36 PM  

Winston Churchhill, Robert E. Lee, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Saddam Hussein, Joseph Stalin

Blogger Junius Stone October 31, 2017 3:36 PM  

Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod

Blogger The Observer October 31, 2017 3:36 PM  

Going to be unoriginal here:

The God Emperor, of course.

Cernovich.

Ivan Throne.

Anonymous Anonymous October 31, 2017 3:36 PM  

The Kurgan, who else can be PG25 have VSLN and still send a deep message

Blogger Midknight October 31, 2017 3:38 PM  

Between James Woods, Jordan Peterson, and BabyMetal.....

Blogger DubVUChyea October 31, 2017 3:38 PM  

The Kurgan

Blogger Mr. B.A.D. October 31, 2017 3:38 PM  

Joe Kurgan. He calls people fat and illiterate as he kills them.

Anonymous fop October 31, 2017 3:39 PM  

Trigglypuff in full battle regalia.

Blogger Wuzzums Fuzzums October 31, 2017 3:42 PM  

Seth Rich

Anonymous An Extremely Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than A Basket Of Twenty Deplorable Cents October 31, 2017 3:45 PM  

@68
The ELoE, the Supreme Dark Lord, and the VFM of course. The underground resistance.

They are everywhere and they are nowhere. Not homo sequens, but not fond of the Global Justice Initiative either. Ready to aid Homo Sequens in odd corners at unexpected times.

Backed by an even larger, more shadowy army, a group no one can see...Les Deplorables.

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Anonymous Uncle John's Band October 31, 2017 3:48 PM  

Lots of good suggestions to pick from. I like Ivan Throne or Nate for the reasons given. Either of them could easily be worked into an action scene as well.

Blogger Ingot9455 October 31, 2017 3:48 PM  

+1 for Stickwick, in an astrophysicist cameo. Teaching homo sequens how to do ballistic flying taking into account the rotation of the Earth to arrive at a destination many times faster than nape-of-the-earth flying watching for landmarks or watching roads or keeping a (trackable) GPS locator as most flying homo sequens do.

Blogger Rabbi B October 31, 2017 3:49 PM  

Joe Kurgan, the Wonder Wop! FTW!

Anonymous Incurvatus October 31, 2017 3:59 PM  

Pat Buchanan .
Drop the Muhammad line. VD lives behind enemy lines with neither a rifle squad nor 1st Amendment protections.

Anonymous Randomatos October 31, 2017 4:02 PM  

Top 5:
Based Stickman
Tommy Robinson
Nate
Kurgan
Outlaw X

Honorable mentions (due to names if not content generated):
Bane
Chedderman
Deus Pole-Vault
RazörFist
IXDad(estimate subject to change)/ David Le Mal
Kek

Anonymous Russell Newquist October 31, 2017 4:04 PM  

+1 for Based Stickman.

Also nominating Harambe.

Anonymous franklinjennings October 31, 2017 4:08 PM  

Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant inspiring Rebel as a little girl in a flashback sequence. Like the Mean Joe Green come commercial, but with an inspirational sentence or two.

No one knows how to communicate WINNING like the Bear!

Blogger Matthew October 31, 2017 4:09 PM  

Jason Yungbluth.

Blogger SirHamster October 31, 2017 4:09 PM  

James Dixon wrote:The ELoE, the Supreme Dark Lord, and the VFM of course. The underground resistance.

Note that SDL, Spacebunny, and VFM are already represented. Am curious if VFM will be eldritch horrors, mutants, or just fanatically zealous mooks.

I second Kurgan, Ivan Throne, Nate, and Stickwick. The /pol/ AI should spawn a Tay AI.

Would add Pax, the Darkstream guest.

Anonymous Lulabelle October 31, 2017 4:11 PM  

Difster. For engaging SJW's at every opportunity.

Blogger Weouro October 31, 2017 4:15 PM  

Pepe would be great, Kek would be great. But honestly if it's only one cameo I think it should be a babe. I want to see comic book Ivanka.

Blogger DJ | AMDG October 31, 2017 4:17 PM  

Hah! Nice. I second. Marine Ghost Bane and his Soldiers’ Angels!

Blogger Junius Stone October 31, 2017 4:17 PM  

Pepe

Blogger Matthew October 31, 2017 4:20 PM  

Pallidus Equus has the power to change the trajectories of bullets in flight, just enough to make them miss, or hit, as needed.

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Blogger James Dixon October 31, 2017 4:23 PM  

Actually, having had some more time to think about it, and given the above suggestions, I think I have to agree with BabyMetal.

Blogger DJ | AMDG October 31, 2017 4:24 PM  

Yes. Speaking of...get Baby Bane in there, too. Like a Marine Corps dynamic duo. Tight fitting Camo Spandex and all! Ha!!

Anonymous kHz October 31, 2017 4:24 PM  

+1 RazörFist

Blogger Forge the Sky October 31, 2017 4:25 PM  

Heh, Razorfist would be cool! Bit obscure tho.

Kek arising from his slumber would be badass - if it fits into the mythos.

Blogger weka October 31, 2017 4:28 PM  

The Zuckerberg... Who is bribing the EU so he can set global justice initiative missions.

Blogger Junius Stone October 31, 2017 4:28 PM  

John Rambo, the Haunted Tank

Blogger Desdichado October 31, 2017 4:31 PM  

Tiny Tim who shoots from his outhouse. A super strong little girl who taunts her enemies about their lack of chili. Tad.

Blogger Mr. Naron October 31, 2017 4:31 PM  

Elvis, Evel Knieval, or Santa Clause. Or all three.

Blogger David October 31, 2017 4:35 PM  

Ivanka Trump.

Blogger McChuck October 31, 2017 4:40 PM  

Anders "The Saint" Breivik, martyr to the cause, held in a secret experimental EU prison for metahumans.

Anonymous Imperator October 31, 2017 4:44 PM  

+1 Pat Buchanan
Slightly OT: How will Alt-Hero handle the issue of avoiding repetitive story lines if it is to be an ongoing series? One problem with modern comics is the rehashing of previously told stories (e.g Spiderman, Green Goblin, girlfriends, bridges) and dragging stories on beyond the original arc (e.g Dragonball Z after the Cell Games). Not that I'm worried, as you haven't shown any sign of doing this in your fiction such as the QM universe.

Blogger Brad Matthews October 31, 2017 4:46 PM  

Cryogenically preserved Cyborg Bane on a vengeance rampage

Anonymous LurkingPuppy October 31, 2017 4:47 PM  

Claude Shannon could be mentioned in the backstory, expressing an opinion on whether the sequens subspecies could have arisen by unguided evolution based on the information content of their DNA sequences.

And Colonel ‘OODA Loop’ Boyd was the first human to win a dogfight with (insert first flying sequens here).

And Stefan Possony wrote an essay about two possible forms of ‘biological surprise’ that the U.S. must guard against: we know that superhumans exist, but do not know which superpowers are possible; and we cannot rule out the possibility that the other world powers have superpowered animals as well as humans.

Hmm. This is a bit try-hard, but ‘Mr. Rational’ would be highly resistant to radiation (including neutrons), but his power gets nerfed by high levels of CO2 in the air.

Blogger Brad Matthews October 31, 2017 4:48 PM  

McChuck wrote:Anders "The Saint" Breivik, martyr to the cause, held in a secret experimental EU prison for metahumans.

That is actually pretty good. Has a lot of potential, but maybe too hardcore?

Anonymous LurkingPuppy October 31, 2017 4:54 PM  

If Alt-Hero gets into current events, Andrew Breitbart, Antonin Scalia, and Roger Ailes are all still alive because one faction of sequens saved them from their assassinations.

Anonymous Anonymous October 31, 2017 4:56 PM  

How about making the whole faceless minion horde into a cameo? I'm thinking about a crowd scene, maybe a protest or something.

Or Jordan Peterson gone dark side.

Blogger Thot October 31, 2017 5:02 PM  

Abraham Lincoln punching a black antifa member in the face.

Blogger Nate October 31, 2017 5:07 PM  

also... While it goes without saying that rebel has to meet a certain brilliant Ram Truck driving gun toting motorcycle riding southern gentlemen...

The Bahfeemus would be an excellent story arch at some point. The mythical cryptid of the deep southern swamps... a giant bipedal carnivore that has powers... and bangs his fistsez... and even he can jump.

Anonymous Naga October 31, 2017 5:07 PM  

Ebola Chan wouldn't be particularly cringe inducing, if done right, and wouldn't need to be named. She would be a nice memorial of those who fought in the meme wars, as she naturally captures their chaos, desperation, and hope. She also has hints of serving a higher power that Christians love.

Anonymous JamesD October 31, 2017 5:08 PM  

Pepe, but you might have a copyright problem with that.

Putin. For the lolz.
Julian Assange.
Alex Jones.

Blogger Ingot9455 October 31, 2017 5:08 PM  

@150 Oh, to have such problems. :)

Anonymous p-dawg October 31, 2017 5:09 PM  

I vote for Dread (aka Dread Pirate Roberts). Case: Well, if you remember him, you will know why.

Blogger Silver Chief October 31, 2017 5:12 PM  

Ann Coulter - she already looks like a dominatrix superhero.
Steve Bannon - He IS the force.
Breitbart's Ghost-

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit October 31, 2017 5:16 PM  

Color is not nationality though it strongly overlaps. And nationality matters. A lot.

On the other hand, conservatives would LOVE to vote for a real conservative. If he's Black, meh... works for me.

Conservatives are, however wasting their time saying this to SJWs who accuse them of racism because they won't vote for Black liberals.

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit October 31, 2017 5:17 PM  

Well. Bollocks. Wrong thread.

Woo-hoo, Alt-Hero! Three cheers and a tiger!

Blogger tuberman October 31, 2017 5:17 PM  

Robert E. Lee is good, Stonewall Jackson is better.


But General George Patton is more current.

Anonymous Britboing October 31, 2017 5:18 PM  

Noah Ward.

Anonymous Cagliostro October 31, 2017 5:18 PM  

I want to make alt hero fanart too. Which adress do I send it to, or where do I post it?

If/when the alt hero website comes up, there should totally be a subforum for fanart.

My suggestion for cameo: Tristan, the red tie devil.

Blogger MJ Meyers October 31, 2017 5:27 PM  

While a Pepe meme would be fun, recall that the purported owner of "Pepe" had a lawyer send Cernovich a nasty cease and desist letter with some particularly dubious interpretations of the law.

I imagine the original "Pepe" guy doesn't have the assets to bring such a lawsuit, but I could imagine some Soros funded groups who'd love to take him as a Plaintiff to cause this project headaches (as likely what happened with Cernovich). While they probably wouldn't win, as Vox has rightly pointed out, a lot of decisions on dismissing these types of suits, come down to discretion of the judge.

People like Milo Y, PJW, Stefan M, etc., however, are far less likely to sue, and would make for some fun cameos.

Anonymous Britboing October 31, 2017 5:33 PM  

Vivian James as a nod to GG.

Anonymous Go Mo! October 31, 2017 5:33 PM  

Oh, DEFINITELY Mohammed. That would take real guts, though.

Blogger Thot October 31, 2017 5:33 PM  

@167 I had sent something directly to VD but i think he probably doesn't have time to go through everything. I just ended up posting a link to mine on this blog. Also the site/forum will have a fan art section.

Anonymous E Deploribus Unum October 31, 2017 5:35 PM  

Oh, DEFINITELY Mohammed. That would take real guts, though.

This is not the place to play "Let's you and him fight." We all know that one.

Blogger roughcoat October 31, 2017 5:37 PM  

Captain Molestro, AKA Jason Yungbluth, did post his Epic Takedown on Medium.

It's a big fat meh. He just rehashed all the stuff he was saying here.

2/10, pretty disappointed.

Anonymous Naga October 31, 2017 5:39 PM  

Vivian James is a forced meme. There's no joy in the character itself.

Anonymous Anonymous October 31, 2017 5:45 PM  

Desmond Doss, because I liked Hacksaw Ridge. Although, Based Stickman makes a lot more sense.

Anonymous Chrome Dynamo October 31, 2017 5:54 PM  

General Patton

Blogger Cetera October 31, 2017 5:56 PM  

Oh, how did I forget Andrew Breitbart? He has to be the #1 choice.

Most likely (at the very least possibly) alive during the alternate universe timeline, significant, almost legendary status as the start of the pushback on the right, fits an iconic status, works as a fantastic "cause" or impetus to help start things along with the Alt-Heroes (his "War" speech, or the "walk towards the fire").

It'd be a fantastic nod to the man who started the culture fight, an homage, a respectful tribute and acknowledgement.

Blogger Ejk October 31, 2017 5:59 PM  

Bane-Dad.

Blogger The Observer October 31, 2017 6:01 PM  

Cagliostro wrote:I want to make alt hero fanart too. Which adress do I send it to, or where do I post it?

If/when the alt hero website comes up, there should totally be a subforum for fanart.

My suggestion for cameo: Tristan, the red tie devil.


The Dark Lord has said December is the ballpark date for the site, but in the meantime we have a Discord server:

https://discord.gg/mKR7xU2

Anonymous Sensei October 31, 2017 6:06 PM  

A mysterious trio of kitsune-masked heroines in Japan helping keep alt-timeline China and/or Russia at bay. Who also have a metal band.

Anonymous Causal Lurker October 31, 2017 6:09 PM  

Paul Smith, codename "Houndstooth". A shadowy hero who is a Were Bear. Changes easily when angered, in the fall, or in the presence of Auburn fans.

Work for you, Nate?

Anonymous Anonymous October 31, 2017 6:13 PM  

Roadkill trigglypuff.

Blogger Junius Stone October 31, 2017 6:13 PM  

Camille Paglia, Big Red

Blogger David The Good October 31, 2017 6:14 PM  

Joe Kurgan.

Anonymous Britboing October 31, 2017 6:18 PM  

Naga
>Vivian James is a forced meme.

GG mascot/board-tan (+ public domain).
Cameo or background character - no problem.
Continually triggers sjws - bonus!

Blogger dtungsten October 31, 2017 6:25 PM  

I want Cernovich. Simply because him having a super power of turning into a Gorilla would be too awesome not to do.

Milo, Stefan Molyneux, Trump, Breitbart are all good, too.

Maybe Harambe.

Anonymous Deplorable Winning October 31, 2017 6:27 PM  

John Scalzi in her dress.

Anonymous Causal Lurker October 31, 2017 6:30 PM  

I like the thought of Babymetal as a trio of kitsune (5-tail and two 3-tails), using their powers to stymie China and Russia, and create mischief wherever evil grows.

This becomes a tieline to the Daughter of Danger, if Mr. Wright can be persuaded to write a short story (by mortal standards, not his) which meshes into graphic novel or comic format.

Anonymous Deplorable Winning October 31, 2017 6:32 PM  

Phil Pedopher in his panel Econoline. Her name was Candy.

Blogger Double E October 31, 2017 6:32 PM  

Scalzi or Don Jr.

Blogger Double E October 31, 2017 6:34 PM  

I just saw the previous suggestions for Mohammed, and I have to change my vote to this. The epic triggering would be too glorious to pass up.

Blogger Double E October 31, 2017 6:38 PM  

Senator Cernovich would be fun too

Blogger Alfred Genesson October 31, 2017 6:41 PM  

I'd go for Cernovich with Gorilla Mindset power.

Also Noah Ward, everyone underestimates him.

Ooh, Ivan Throne with his Dark Triad.

Blogger Jon D. October 31, 2017 6:41 PM  

Someone said Difster earlier, this seems good for him.

Anonymous Kat October 31, 2017 6:46 PM  

If you're talking senators then Kid Rock is the obvious choice.

Blogger JACIII October 31, 2017 6:52 PM  

Robert E Lee.
/pol/
Outlaw X as the cowboy physicist
Supreme Dark Lord
The Kurgan

I'm down with them all.

Blogger Flannel Avenger October 31, 2017 7:43 PM  

El Zinky Pinky clearly must spurn Rainbow

Blogger Flannel Avenger October 31, 2017 7:45 PM  

The Ghost of Bane, whose tears possess powers untold.

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