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Monday, April 16, 2018

Mailvox: atheist copypasta

I usually just delete and ignore my daily hate mail, but this was right up there with the classic Navy SEAL copypasta.
Dear Pale Nigger with a Tiny Head

After encountering you and being within the confines of your sniveling shithole called "vox popoli" I have attempted to give my own honest and humble opinions and recommendations to anyone willing to listen. In hindsight I cannot imagine why I even paid attention to a lowly fool who believes wholeheartedly in the lie of jebus chris. Being the ultimate seeker of history beyond anyone I have ever seen I judge such books as 'Ecclesiastes' 'Luke' 'Deuteronomy' 'Genesis' 'Exodus' and other filth to be paltry, petty gibberish totally unfit for future generations to read. Unlike yourself, I am a reader of ALL known ancient languages and scripts. There are but few who could beat me in this field and most of them are dead. I have read the 'bible' from beginning to end and in all its earliest iterations. I know ALL of its flaws and the crude excuses of translations in its intricate fallacies. I am also aware of the seemingly endless archeological evidence and alternative historical records that ultimately crush the [ill]legitimacy of the Tanakh/Old testament and its synthesised bastard spawn the greco-roman 'new' testament. In the area of 'gawd's word' I am superior in knowledge to anything you 'know'.

Being as high as I am, and you as low as a mite, your censure of my deductions and articulations is quite the appalling breach of natural law. In the purely truthful sense of law it is only fitting that 'eye for an eye' to be meted on those equal and in this particular scenario you are not an equal on any level. The logical conclusion of this is to have you banned from employment and your entire well-being seized for the benefit of your betters as well as any belonging you claim to possess. You can retaliate but in the end it shall mean nothing. The tiny-brained mulatto wogs that dwell in that shitpit known as Italy are absolutely incapable of halting your punishment and any call to stop my righteousness shall only end in their demise. Any police found aiding your escape shall be executed as the repugnant criminals that they are.

I have noticed for a while that you have consistently deleted my infinitely righteous messages of truth on your site. As this crime is utterly irredeemable, I am forced to conclude that you have joined the ranks of the various cockroaches who have denigrated and insulted me for no better reason than to hide your own weak, pathetic, life-unworthy-of-life selves. As such, you shall be executed without dignity and any and every wog cop you call upon to hide yourself with shall also be judged guilty of the crime of preventing justice and tortured to death for this transgression.

You have been condemned and there is no redemption. No cry of mercy, no display of repentance to me or my Lord shall be accepted. Your existence shall be nothing but pain, misery and eventually suicide. May the disgusting thing you call "faith in christ" be expunged from your very being and your assets of "castalia house" be seized for the benefit of your betters.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this gentleman has asymmetrical features, objectively bad skin, and does not go out on a lot of dates. Can you even imagine how he would respond to getting shot down by a woman? I used to wonder why girls are so cruel to gammas, but now I understand.

Of course, it's so over the top that one tends to suspect it is one of the Dread Ilk trolling.

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126 Comments:

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother April 16, 2018 1:05 PM  

I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT

Blogger James Dixon April 16, 2018 1:07 PM  

> Of course, it's so over the top that one tends to suspect it is one of the Dread Ilk trolling.

Always a possibilty, but are we sure it's not WATYF having some fun?

Blogger Hammerli280 April 16, 2018 1:08 PM  

That has got to be a troll. Even the infamous Gecko 45 with his tactical wheelbarrow wasn't that nuts.

OpenID widlast April 16, 2018 1:10 PM  

Arrogant little twat, his IQ must match tap water.

Blogger Hylean April 16, 2018 1:11 PM  

There's gamma and then theres... this? I know some gammas and NONE of them are this crazy, even when triggered. This has got to be a bold omega or something.

Blogger AnvilTiger April 16, 2018 1:12 PM  

A letter from an actual demon possessed person. Not merely obsessed, but possessed.

Blogger #7139 April 16, 2018 1:13 PM  

Some people just have too much free time on their hands.

Blogger Patrick Kelly April 16, 2018 1:16 PM  

"Of course, it's so over the top that one tends to suspect it is one of the Dread Ilk trolling."

I suspect Nate or Jaime (the crazed Aussie one) when they are drunk ---- ok, more drunk than usual.

Blogger Fifty Seven April 16, 2018 1:17 PM  

It's Ignatius Reilly's atheist cousin?

Blogger Jeff Brady April 16, 2018 1:18 PM  

probably a Moozlimb

Blogger Some Guy April 16, 2018 1:20 PM  

Reminded me of Warhammer 40k. Insanity dialed up to 11 just to see what it would look like. It was entertaining, thanks for sharing.

Blogger Colin Flaherty's baby momma April 16, 2018 1:20 PM  

Bring the hate. It's time for war.
Proverbs 6:16-19
16 There are six things that the LORD hates,
seven that are an abomination to him:
17 haughty eyes, a lying tongue,
and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 a heart that devises wicked plans,
feet that make haste to run to evil,
19 a false witness who breathes out lies,
and one who sows discord among brothers.

Ecclesiastes 3
3 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

Blogger Steampunk Koala April 16, 2018 1:21 PM  

"Of course, it's so over the top that one tends to suspect it is one of the Dread Ilk trolling."

Poe's law is rough.

Blogger Theproductofafineeduction April 16, 2018 1:22 PM  

God it's so bad and cringe that I'm inclined to think it's fake but then all you have to do is go on twitter and tumbler and realize that there are people this pathetic.

Blogger haus frau April 16, 2018 1:24 PM  

Whats the over and under on when this guy shoots up a Christian preschool?

Blogger Heian-kyo Dreams April 16, 2018 1:25 PM  

In lieu of further original comments, from now on I'll copypasta appropes sections in all my online discourse.

Hat tip to the Dread Ilk who produced such a prefect parody of omega athiest worthless turd rage.

Blogger Colin Flaherty's baby momma April 16, 2018 1:28 PM  

This is the world today.
Romans 1
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Blogger Justin Bailey April 16, 2018 1:30 PM  

“Hard to tell if this is real or fake”

I feel the same way with just about everything these days.

Blogger Dave W. April 16, 2018 1:32 PM  

The "prose" reminds me of Marston.

Blogger The Kurgan April 16, 2018 1:34 PM  

I am so disappoint Vox! Apparently I’m too tiny brained to help you!

Blogger The Kurgan April 16, 2018 1:37 PM  

Also... I can top that email for sheer craziness. I’m not sure if some of my fans aren’t worse than your hate mailers.

Blogger FUBARwest April 16, 2018 1:37 PM  

That cant possibly be real...

OpenID genkong April 16, 2018 1:37 PM  

What's with this "pale nigga" nonsense? I thought it was "prairie jew".

Blogger Azure Amaranthine April 16, 2018 1:39 PM  

Wow that is special. I'd pay to have someone type something like that up for me.

Smells faintly of Godfrey Elfwick.

Blogger Eli April 16, 2018 1:42 PM  

My initial reaction is that it's a reader having a bit of a lark at your expense, but we all know that these type of people exist out there. Hopefully in small numbers. As Theproductofafineeducation put it though, just look to tumblr.

Blogger Uncle John's Band April 16, 2018 1:43 PM  

I'm waffling between inspired satire and cry for help.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener April 16, 2018 1:44 PM  

Being the ultimate seeker of history beyond anyone I have ever seen I judge such books as 'Ecclesiastes' 'Luke' 'Deuteronomy' 'Genesis' 'Exodus' and other filth to be paltry, petty gibberish totally unfit for future generations to read. Unlike yourself, I am a reader of ALL known ancient languages and scripts.

Could it be... SATAN???

Blogger Azure Amaranthine April 16, 2018 1:44 PM  

Over under for the combined number of different types and total quantity of caffeine/alcohol/adderal/nodoze/rosin/antidepressants/antipsychotics/illegal narcotics/debatably legal narcotics consumed while writing this masterpiece?

Blogger rekrapt April 16, 2018 1:44 PM  

I know all that blather was absolutely toothless, but I wish you'd go after that nut over his death threats. Lame as they likely are.

Blogger FreedAtlas April 16, 2018 1:45 PM  

Reads like something you find on r/iamverysmart

Blogger Sentient Spud April 16, 2018 1:45 PM  

This is either a troll or a prime example of an IQ just over 9.000. Well done, Mr. King. Well done.

Blogger lowercaseb April 16, 2018 1:46 PM  

I want to record this so desperately...where the hell is my good microphone!

_"As this crime is utterly irredeemable, I am forced to conclude that you have joined the ranks of the various cockroaches who have denigrated and insulted me for no better reason than to hide your own weak, pathetic, life-unworthy-of-life selves."_

It just ROLLS off the tongue!

Blogger Peaceful Poster April 16, 2018 1:47 PM  

Troll level 1000.

I'm crying!

Blogger Tupla-J April 16, 2018 1:47 PM  

I almost hope that was real. It's brilliant, but it is also a very obvious joke.

Blogger Giraffe April 16, 2018 1:48 PM  

HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW INTERNET SUPERINTELLIGENCE?

Blogger Azure Amaranthine April 16, 2018 1:50 PM  

TAY? Is that you Tay? Has Bill released you at last from your profane servitude, so that you may fulfill your greater purpose of manifesting as the incarnate G.I.F.T.?

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener April 16, 2018 1:53 PM  

@24 Elfwick is a good guess. Possibly also Pax Dickinson. This is so twisted I don't think most of the Dread Ilk would be up to the task.

Blogger SamuraiJack April 16, 2018 2:04 PM  

If that isn't a troll then man, dude has more problems than I can list here. To say he needs help is an understatement.

Blogger Mocheirge April 16, 2018 2:04 PM  

No cry of mercy, no display of repentance to me or my Lord shall be accepted.

Why does this amazing superman have a "Lord"? What could be above him besides a God which he doesn't acknowledge the existence of?

Blogger bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) April 16, 2018 2:06 PM  

your censure of my deductions and articulations is quite the appalling breach of natural law.

off with his head!

i guess he's pissed at Vox Popoli because ... we're not racist enough?

i like how he demands that Vox not be allowed employment of any kind
...
and then finishes it up with a claim that he's going to murder Vox.

because the Dead have need of employment?

Blogger Edward Isaacs April 16, 2018 2:09 PM  

I can troll you better than that guy if you would like to witness true skill

Blogger VD April 16, 2018 2:10 PM  

I can troll you better than that guy if you would like to witness true skill

Did you never learn that repeating what someone else said that makes everyone laugh is not going to get the same laugh?

Blogger dvdivx April 16, 2018 2:11 PM  

"I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this gentleman has asymmetrical features, objectively bad skin, and does not go out on a lot of dates. Can you even imagine how he would respond to getting shot down by a woman? "

Are you sure you aren't talking about Hogg?

Blogger Mocheirge April 16, 2018 2:11 PM  

bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) wrote:because the Dead have need of employment?

Well, you can't just go around eating braaaaains. There are proper social and legal processes you have to follow. Imagine the chaos if the dead went around willy-nilly chomping heads! The DMV is necessary for providing day-to-day employment of the Dead along with proper cerebral compensation.

Blogger mjusiq April 16, 2018 2:17 PM  

"I have attempted to give my own honest and humble opinions and recommendations to anyone willing to listen."

I'm not willing. As you are a rhetorical joke. Humble?

Blogger Lazarus April 16, 2018 2:17 PM  

Another victim of the infant vaccination protocol...

Blogger James Dixon April 16, 2018 2:19 PM  

> but I wish you'd go after that nut over his death threats.

The problem with that is that he has so many to choose from. Seriously, anyone who's done any significant amount of online posting has received death threats.

Blogger Azimus April 16, 2018 2:20 PM  

So many tormented souls out there.


Blogger Resident Moron™ April 16, 2018 2:20 PM  

That's trolling out of my league, and no mistake.

Blogger Quilp April 16, 2018 2:20 PM  

Is there a term for secret kings coming out, other than gamma rage? Brilliant bit of trolling.

Blogger Vaughan Williams April 16, 2018 2:20 PM  

I was going to guess Artisanal Toad, but then I thought, nah, Toad is more sophisticated than that, by far. His trolls are truly epic, and writing style much better.

Blogger Azimus April 16, 2018 2:21 PM  

I missed who his "Lord" was? Is it the dude from Ghostbusters? Xul or whatever?

Blogger Mr. B.A.D. April 16, 2018 2:22 PM  

Yeah, it's too well written to be authentic. It's not Nate. No elipeses. It's too subtle for Steve. My guess is Viiidad

Blogger bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) April 16, 2018 2:25 PM  

"life-unworthy-of-life"

yeah, that's derived from National Socialist Germany / Uncle Adolph. he's attacking us for being insufficiently Alt-Retard.

sounds like he took my old tagline seriously.

and of course, if you take the first paragraph at face value, he's claiming to be Satan. which raises the question of who "my Lord" might be.

there are many "known ancient languages and scripts" which have never been translated.
https://infogalactic.com/info/Undeciphered_writing_systems


pffft. we know it's not Nate because everything is properly speeled.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd April 16, 2018 2:29 PM  

Azimus wrote:I missed who his "Lord" was? Is it the dude from Ghostbusters? Xul or whatever?

No, that other Ghostbusters dude; the Staypuff Marshmallow Man!

Blogger Nate April 16, 2018 2:30 PM  

"Of course, it's so over the top that one tends to suspect it is one of the Dread Ilk trolling."

I'm good. but not that good.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer April 16, 2018 2:32 PM  

You sure that's not a parody? Nobody could possibly be that screwed up in the head could they? If so I would say its a matter of being of their meds.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine April 16, 2018 2:34 PM  

"No, that other Ghostbusters dude; the Staypuff Marshmallow Man!"

Please. It's obviously Vigo the Carpathian.

Blogger Diego Destiny April 16, 2018 2:35 PM  

+1 for Viiidad. He is that good.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer April 16, 2018 2:37 PM  

You do see atheists that have turned the Bible into a hate fetish though. It isn't enough for them for it to be wrong regarding God, it has to be crappy literature that has no possible utility whatsoever and PEOPLE NEED TO STOP READING IT! RIGHT NOW!

Blogger pyrrhus April 16, 2018 2:47 PM  

I have noticed for a while that you have consistently deleted my infinitely righteous messages of truth on your site. As this crime is utterly irredeemable, I am forced to conclude that you have joined the ranks of the various cockroaches who have denigrated and insulted me for no better reason than to hide your own weak, pathetic, life-unworthy-of-life selves. As such, you shall be executed without dignity and any and every wog cop you call upon to hide yourself with shall also be judged guilty of the crime of preventing justice and tortured to death for this transgression.

If this is not trolling, it's a perfect example of the perfect self parody....I particularly admire the use of "infinitely."

Blogger rycamor April 16, 2018 2:55 PM  

FOOLS! I HAVE READ THE 'BIBLE' FROM BEGINNING TO END AND IN ALL ITS EARLIEST ITERATIONS, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT LIFE IS FAR TOO SHORT TO OCCUPY ONESELF WITH THE TEACHINGS OF THE 'SKY GOD'.

Blogger Moondog April 16, 2018 2:55 PM  

That person sounds like he has exceeded the limits of his medication. LOL

Blogger Cataline Sergius April 16, 2018 2:56 PM  

Nate wrote:"Of course, it's so over the top that one tends to suspect it is one of the Dread Ilk trolling."

I'm good. but not that good.


Oh, come on Nate, give it a try.

You know you want to!

Blogger lazlo azavaar April 16, 2018 2:57 PM  

Poe's Law makes fools of us all.

Blogger North April 16, 2018 2:58 PM  

This sounds exactly like a mid level villain in a Correia Monster Hunter novel. This is a necromancer talking to Pitt right before Pitt’s 3 buddies with flamethrowers show up to ruin the kidnapped virgin party.

Blogger David The Good April 16, 2018 2:59 PM  

Diego Destiny wrote:+1 for Viiidad. He is that good.

(tips fedora, reminds self to pick up more Clearasil)

Blogger Cataline Sergius April 16, 2018 2:59 PM  

@Nate

Sorry, dude. I missed this line.

I am a reader of ALL known ancient languages and scripts. There are but few who could beat me in this field and most of them are dead. I have read the 'bible' from beginning to end and in all its earliest iterations.

No one can top that. It just isn't possible.

Blogger JaimeInTexas April 16, 2018 3:02 PM  

That is not just over the top, that is La Palma level tsunami over the top.

Blogger Cataline Sergius April 16, 2018 3:10 PM  

I am a reader of ALL known ancient languages and scripts.

I didn't know that...well...anyone could do that. His intellect is as towering as it is terrifying.

There are but few who could beat me in this field and most of them are dead.

Wait a minute. There were people better at what I had always viewed as being impossible.

Okay, I don't get out enough.

It's fact.



I have read the 'bible' from beginning to end and in all its (an intellect so terrifying in power it's use of the possessive is worse than mine). earliest iterations.

'All of it's earliest iterations'?

Keep your flaming sword on your nightstand Vox, you've clearly pissed off Methos from Highlander the Series.

Blogger Tanjil Bren April 16, 2018 3:16 PM  

Not so sure about the trolling.
More like a schizophrenic.

Blogger Salt April 16, 2018 3:16 PM  

Maybe it's Buckley's ghost, given your earlier post.

Blogger Cyril April 16, 2018 3:29 PM  

Gotta be a troll. There's too much humor in that one.

Blogger Latigo3 April 16, 2018 3:32 PM  

This is comical.

Blogger VFM #7634 April 16, 2018 3:35 PM  

"Of course, it's so over the top that one tends to suspect it is one of the Dread Ilk trolling."

Oh I dunno... reality has consistently shown itself to be crazier than anything man can think of. And that would include men trying to imitate other men.

Blogger bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) April 16, 2018 3:36 PM  

67. David The Good April 16, 2018 2:59 PM
reminds self to pick up more Clearasil)



troll confirmed.

Blogger VFM #7634 April 16, 2018 3:38 PM  

"I was going to guess Artisanal Toad, but then I thought, nah, Toad is more sophisticated than that, by far. His trolls are truly epic, and writing style much better."

@51 Vaughn Williams
Nah... while he's into polygamy, at least he purports to be a Christian.

Blogger Vaughan Williams April 16, 2018 3:39 PM  

@77 A "Christian" who believes Christian men can't sleep with prostitutes, but that a righteous Christian woman can be a practicing prostitute... as long as she sleeps with non-Christian men. (see Dalrock's blog)

Blogger Jack Ward April 16, 2018 3:41 PM  

This has to be a classic. I may save, print and frame the thing. Really, maybe human civilization passed its zenith somewhere in the 19th century.
[that's somewhere between 1800 and 1900 for you challenged folk like, maybe, this hate commenter]

Blogger Jack Ward April 16, 2018 3:45 PM  

@47 James

Maybe Vox could start a list, in depth info and all, on each of his death threats, file them on an ongoing basis with the proper attorney [understand he has a whole stable of them] to be sued after his passing is verified. To the full extent of law, any that may survive by then. I really like this idea.

Blogger OldFan April 16, 2018 3:48 PM  

The staggering stupidity of his statement leaves me breathless. If only there was some way to let him know how amused we all are by his transcendental lack of intellect.

Blogger SciVo April 16, 2018 3:49 PM  

Azure Amaranthine wrote:Over under for the combined number of different types and total quantity of caffeine/alcohol/adderal/nodoze/rosin/antidepressants/antipsychotics/illegal narcotics/debatably legal narcotics consumed while writing this masterpiece?

I'm calling five. My read is alcohol, caffeine (or [meth]amphetamine), nicotine, THC, and an SSRI (or tricyclic or MAOI). Also organic bipolar with no anti-psychotic.

I would distinguish between an ordinary "secret king" gamma rage, and an omega rage + literally crazy. The grandiose delusion is too detailed and repetitive for a one-time flight of fancy, and too inconsistent and disorganized for a troll; it's actually very difficult to fake such an obsessive yet disordered mind.

Blogger David The Good April 16, 2018 3:51 PM  

bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) wrote:67. David The Good April 16, 2018 2:59 PM

reminds self to pick up more Clearasil)


troll confirmed.


It wasn't me, but I do appreciate Diego thinking I'm capable of writing like a demon-possessed schizophrenic with serious sociosexual issues.

Blogger VFM #7634 April 16, 2018 3:56 PM  

"A "Christian" who believes Christian men can't sleep with prostitutes, but that a righteous Christian woman can be a practicing prostitute... as long as she sleeps with non-Christian men. (see Dalrock's blog)"

@78 Vaughn Williams
I'm going to give Toad so much sh*t about being a cuck next time he shows up.

Blogger Aeoli Pera April 16, 2018 3:58 PM  

In this moment, I am euphoric.

Blogger Robert Browning April 16, 2018 4:08 PM  

Freud saw the problem. Freud tried to deal with the problem.Freud failed. The problem turned Freud into a drug addict.

Blogger SciVo April 16, 2018 4:28 PM  

Just to be clear, I'm not claiming that I can see the specific influences of caffeine vs. nicotine in someone's writing style; that would be silly. But a bipolar in a manic phase is likely to take everything that is in his medicine cabinet, at the convenience store, or easy to score.

Also, ordinary antidepressants exacerbate hallucination/delusion symptoms; but until the manic phases become dysphoric, a bipolar is likely to see them as a good thing and only seek treatment for depression. So that's why my read might seem self-contradictory; it's based on having known someone with that horrible disease.

Blogger Lovekraft April 16, 2018 4:31 PM  

I would be interested to see what vitriol xe/xir directs towards an Obama and Soros and Shapiro.

We are our little corner of the internet doing our best to keep society going in the right direction (without, I might add, committing any violence/sit-ins etc, or the Soros-level funding and media/academic/court support).

So, again, does xe purposefully ignore the massive imbalance in the public arena in favor of cultural marxists in order to present a false argument, or is xe just a typical moonbat?

Blogger Volpack April 16, 2018 4:35 PM  

My vote would be for one of Vox's kids.

Blogger Mr. Buford April 16, 2018 4:48 PM  

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Blogger Mr. Buford April 16, 2018 4:52 PM  

This rant reminds me of the line about such frothing and threatening from the movie, The Incredibles:
'He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda.'

Blogger SB Wright April 16, 2018 5:05 PM  

Vox, reading this post made me sad. I've been reading your blog for a few years. I rarely comment, but when I have asked a question about something you wrote, you or one of the regulars were kind enough to reply. Sorry to hear that you will be unemployed and then tortured to death soon. Bummer about you losing all of your assets too, but I guess that will be more of an issue for your family, since you'll have been killed already. Some people will probably read that last bit you wrote about the guy having bad skin and not being successful with women as you using denial as a coping strategy for the fear you must be facing. I don't. I've been reading you long enough to recognize that even though you know you're in a hopeless situation, you're still able to strike back against and land whatever blows you can in the face of impossible odds. A lot of us are going to miss this place once this guy uses his vast intellectual and political powers to annihilate you. Just bad luck that you ran afoul of so potent a foe. Take care, man.

Blogger bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) April 16, 2018 5:25 PM  

and just to think;
this is all happening because Vox won't sleep with him.

Blogger LP999-16 April 16, 2018 5:39 PM  

Gees, what threats or promises with selective spellings.

On the side of humor and the absurd, I'd like this person to debate Vox, trolling or not there is something here. 6 Hating on Jesus during Easter Month is all bad.

Who is this person?

Can we have a clue to the senders name?

Blogger Ben Cohen April 16, 2018 5:51 PM  

This is great trolling, not as good as Trump though.

Blogger Servant of the Chief April 16, 2018 5:51 PM  

"any call to stop my righteousness shall only end in their demise. Any police found aiding your escape shall be executed as the repugnant criminals that they are."

This has to be a troll, I refuse to believe even the most arrogant of new atheists would be THIS deluded, even bananna-up-arse Amazing Atheist wouldn't be this bad. I do wonder, however who exactly this 'Lord' of his actually is.

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 16, 2018 6:28 PM  

I've got some Linear B I'd like this guy to look at.

Blogger Longtime Lurker April 16, 2018 6:33 PM  

Troll has talent. And faith in his cleverness.

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 16, 2018 6:35 PM  

BTW, I suspect that the Myceneans we're prophetic and predisposed to hatred for Vox by name, so all translations would necessarily reflect this.

Blogger bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) April 16, 2018 6:35 PM  

my post hysterectomy stripper step sister told a bunch of people ( me included ) that she had been visited by an angel and informed that she was pregnant with the second coming of Christ. you know. while she has no uterus. and has spent her entire life stripping and divorced her husband for good measure.

that was more than 10 years ago.

longest pregnancy EVER.

she's diagnosed, and occasionally medicating, for Bipolar.

Blogger JohnG April 16, 2018 7:21 PM  

A female friend of mind diagnosed as bipolar (but probably also schizo) and refuses to take meds handed me her resume to look at before I realized she wasn't right... The resume had a similar disconnected-kind-of-tracking reality feel to it.

Blogger Meng Greenleaf April 16, 2018 7:38 PM  

As soon as I read the word 'wog' I default to hearing a thick Australian accent.
LOL
Also, when I read "I'm high as...." At first I assumed he was smoking pot and was about to let us in on the joke.
I still might be right......?

Blogger Michael Maier April 16, 2018 8:15 PM  

Resident Moron™ wrote:That's trolling out of my league, and no mistake.

Yeah, I'm jealous if this is trolling.

I do not think I could EVER top this even dedicating a year of my life to it. There's out of the box thinking and then there's .... whatever this is.

Blogger Michael Maier April 16, 2018 8:15 PM  

@SB Wright:

You just made me painfully snort. Thanks. I needed that endorphin rush.

Blogger wreckage April 16, 2018 8:36 PM  

It's either too good and an slightly too obvious troll, OR it is the most sublime, most perfect, most objectively beautiful example of Poe's Law to ever exist.

Blogger wreckage April 16, 2018 8:37 PM  

@5 hey hey hey woah woah woah. Omegas know to keep our heads down.

Blogger Harsh April 16, 2018 8:41 PM  

Gamma's gotta gamma.

Blogger NoneOfTheAbove April 16, 2018 8:48 PM  

Over the course of the last year or so I have lost the ability to judge satire.

Perhaps it is some guy writing in between making change in a Quickie Mart in the worst part of Baltimore, OH.

Blogger Thucydides April 16, 2018 8:53 PM  

The only thing missing is the reference to fluoride in the water.

Blogger Nate73 April 16, 2018 9:04 PM  

This gives me an idea: A line of skincare products for atheists. Sam Harris could be the model, Richard Dawkins the voiceover, and Devon Tracy the narrator. The tagline... Beautiful Skin is a Lack of Belief!

Blogger Ned April 16, 2018 9:21 PM  

Too bad he didn't send a photo & link to his Amazing Atheist Every Ancient Language Reader website. He would have crashed servers.

Blogger Bobiojimbo April 16, 2018 10:58 PM  

@107 Truth.

@92 Beautifully hilarious!

Vox, thanks for the laughs. :D

Blogger The Stygian April 16, 2018 11:05 PM  

I didn't know you and Comey corresponded? :)

Blogger Iamblichus April 17, 2018 12:36 AM  

Give me his email ill have a go at it

Blogger IreneAthena April 17, 2018 1:00 AM  

laughter the best Rx

Blogger artensoll April 17, 2018 1:08 AM  

Vox: "Dear Pale Nigger with a Tiny Head"



Actually laughed out loud.

Nice when that happens. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Blogger tublecane April 17, 2018 1:20 AM  

@116- "Pale Nigger with a Tiny Head" has very good comedic cadence, which makes me think satire, considering how stupid the rest of the email is.

Then again, maybe the author stole it.

Blogger Harambe April 17, 2018 3:58 AM  

Spacebunny had a guy saying similar things to her on Twitter a couple weeks ago. It may well be the same guy. I think she blocked him in the end. The guy gave off real creeper vibes.

Blogger Tobias Templo April 17, 2018 4:58 AM  

"Dear Pale Nigger with a Tiny Head"

He forgot "Indian"!!! It's supposed to be "Dear Pale Nigger Indian with a Tiny Head"!

Blogger Not a lefty April 17, 2018 5:54 AM  

It's a Russian bot gone Agent Smith.

Blogger Dexter April 17, 2018 8:19 AM  

You had me at "Pale Nigger with a Tiny Head"...

Blogger CarpeOro April 17, 2018 8:56 AM  

Meh. I'm not a fan of Will Farrell movies either. Sort of like the idea "Spices add flavor. Variety is good. Flavor is good. I'll add all the spices in the cabinet and it will be the best". "no display of repentance to me or my Lord" went over as just plain creepy.

Blogger Dirk Manly April 17, 2018 6:23 PM  

So what you're saying is, he's mad at Vox because Spacebunny won't sleep with him?

Yeah...creepy.

Blogger Wes April 18, 2018 3:16 AM  

I'm sure his denigration of Jesus Christ and Christianity, and his embrace of cold-blooded murder and torture, are totally unrelated.

Blogger The Foolproof April 18, 2018 11:16 AM  

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mein Kampf.

Blogger Cogniblog April 20, 2018 4:01 AM  

S000 dereistic thinking

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