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Friday, October 19, 2018

Jordanetics causes incel

What a wonderful influence for young men! This account by a Jordan Peterson fan is almost too funny for words. Suffice it to say that it provides evidential support for my assertion that listening to Jordan Peterson is not going to improve your life.
I found out about Jordan Peterson about a year ago and since then I became a huge fan. I was never a big reader, but I got all of his books. (They are the only books on my bookshelf and also a book about John F. Kennedy my aunt gave me but I never read. So I don't have many books and its a small shelf.)

I am 19 years old now. I met my girlfriend when we were 17 in high school. When I was 18 I moved out and began to go to the local university. My girlfriend is the same age as I am and she started classes there too. When I moved out is around the time I started reading Dr. Peterson's work and I took the battle against chaos to heart. Mostly because I was a very messy person before. So I kept my new room very clean (I have a roommate who helps) and I was finally able to decorate it the way that I wanted since I moved out. Mostly I kept it simple and tasteful but I also have a big poster of Dr. Peterson in my room.

When I began to see how important Dr. Peterson had become in my life I started trying to get my girlfriend interested. But she did not seem very interested. I thought he could help her a lot, because when we met and she lived at home she was a very messy and chaotic person also. We both were then. Since she moved out also and got a roommate it has gotten even worse for her. I would say her room is about fifty percent messier than it was. She is slouching a lot. She is also very disorganized with her classes and note taking (somehow she is still getting all As, I got all As too my first semester but I also got two Cs). I can't even read or understand the notes she takes for her class. I tried to tell her to be more organized and less chaotic with it, that it would help her more, but I think it got annoying for her to hear it.

Anyway when we would hang out I would try to get her to listen to Dr. Peterson's lectures but it always seemed like a chore or like she didn't really want to. I found it really frustrating because he was so inspiring for me. Eventually I stopped putting them on because I would hear and see her sigh in an exaggerated way when I would put YouTube on with his lectures.

Not long ago it was coming up on the day that we met (our anniversary) and we had a nice dinner at a seafood place we both really like. A few days later I got us tickets to see Dr. Peterson speak. I had hoped that it would be better than the videos. She seemed excited to go and we had a nice night together.

The next day we didn't talk, which is normal these days with school and stuff. I sent her a text message the day after and she didn't respond which I thought was weird. Then I did it the day after and still no response. She didn't write back to me for four days! Until I sent her a long message just asking for an explanation for why she ghosted me or at least let me know she is okay.

A few days later she finally sent me a long email. She said that she wanted some space and that she needed to think. That things were changing and that they weren't the same as they were. She actually blamed Dr. Peterson for changing me! Which is true but I thought I changed for the better.... I talked to a mutual friend of ours and she told me some things really candidly. Our friend said that after seeing Jordan Peterson in person my girlfriend was really weirded out. Because I cried a little bit there and there were other men crying too. (I didn't think this was fair, there is no shame in crying.) Also that she felt like following Dr. Peterson's advice made me kind of less fun and more boring than how I was when we met at 17.
Jordan Peterson quite literally causes women to not want to have sex with men. Case closed.

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119 Comments:

Blogger Clint October 19, 2018 11:08 AM  

WTF does this mean?
"I got all As too my first semester but I also got two Cs"

How do you get ALL As, but two Cs?

This is the type of genius thinking that seems drawn to JBP...

Blogger Wuzzums Fuzzums October 19, 2018 11:13 AM  

"I also have a big poster of Dr. Peterson in my room."

AhAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha!

"Our friend said that after seeing Jordan Peterson in person my girlfriend was really weirded out. Because I cried a little bit there and there were other men crying too."

AHAHAHAHAHA !

I don't know if there's something wrong with me but each time I see a guy crying over some banal thing (fandom in this case) I can't stop laughing.

Blogger JAG October 19, 2018 11:13 AM  

Jordanetics turned this kid into a gamma. Pity.

Blogger Daniel October 19, 2018 11:14 AM  

He could just follow the pattern set in 12 Rules: Buddy up with and mooch off Jordan and then creep on his wife for years.

Blogger Sun Xhu October 19, 2018 11:17 AM  

She saw the cult for what it is.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer October 19, 2018 11:18 AM  

The circumstances under which a normal woman thinks men crying is acceptable are very limited and generally involve the death of a close relative.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer October 19, 2018 11:21 AM  

And even then it should be of limited duration and you need to get your shit together afterwards.

Blogger Zeroh Tollrants October 19, 2018 11:22 AM  

Good grief, this is just SAD. Dr. Jordy is making men over in his wimpy losery image.
Tbh, as a woman, if I went to see Dr. Jordy w/some dude & he cried, my lust for him would be snuffed out like a candle. *shudder*
And don't even get me started on that Tiger Beat style Dr. Jordy wall poster...

Blogger JRH, esq. October 19, 2018 11:22 AM  

Ouch. The main message this guy got was "keep your room clean?"

I kind of suspect that this is a fake, especially given this guy's alleged criticism of his girlfriend's note-taking as not being neat enough, but at the same time acknowledging that she gets better results than he does. That's either some odd combo of thickness and insight or someone thinking they are writing a "clever" takedown of a strawman.

Blogger Max Boivin October 19, 2018 11:22 AM  

Damn, the huge poster thing and the crying at seeing JBP... this guy is a mess. I don't how he was before, but I can hardly think that this could be better. Did he ask his girlfriend to call her Jordan when they have sex?

Blogger OGRE October 19, 2018 11:25 AM  

Thats freaking hilarious, almost have to wonder if its parody.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother October 19, 2018 11:26 AM  

No, Jordy.

Blogger haus frau October 19, 2018 11:27 AM  

Jodanetics turned this guy into romantic kryptonite. First he starts nagging her with self help crap she clearly isnt interested (debatable whether mia A student needed it it), then on top of constant nagging he turns into a big emotional powder puff. That girl girl sitting in a lecture hall of crying men, yeah, seriously uncomfortable. She saw her boyfriend involved in an emasculating cult and trying to draw her into it too.

Blogger Bullitt315 October 19, 2018 11:27 AM  

She didn't write back to me for four days! Until I sent her a long message just asking for an explanation for why she ghosted me or at least let me know she is okay.

This guy needs Roissy, not Jordan Peterson

Blogger Josh (the sexiest thing here) October 19, 2018 11:29 AM  

This is hilarious

Blogger VFM #7634 October 19, 2018 11:29 AM  

And then there's Andrew Anglin... from a recent article by him about an AI office assistant with dykey short hair:

"Women suck the blood straight from your veins, and being involved with women will necessarily drain you of your precious lifeforce which you need for building your life..."

It's not hard to figure out Anglin's sociosexual rank, if all his experiences with women cause him to actually believe this.

Blogger Weak October 19, 2018 11:30 AM  

This strikes me as less a JBP thing than being obsessed with something and force feeding to his girlfriend. If he was suddenly super into hockey, decorated his room in hockey posters, made his girlfriend watch hockey replays on YouTube and dragged her to Maple Leaf Gardens on their Anniversary, then cried at a beautiful face-off win...she would dump his ass.

JBP seems to inspire more of this obsession that most entertainments. But this is a story about the obsessions of youth. JBP is the monster in the story, but he's not the villain.

Blogger Rabbi B October 19, 2018 11:30 AM  

Poor dumb bastard.

Blogger Teleros October 19, 2018 11:30 AM  

Bullitt315 wrote:This guy needs Roissy, not Jordan Peterson

To be fair, most JBP fans do.

Blogger Bultz October 19, 2018 11:30 AM  

I'm normally able to tell if something is a troll, I have no idea on this one.

Blogger OGRE October 19, 2018 11:31 AM  

in the reddit thread somebody redid the "Shrek is Love" story but replaced it with Jordan Peterson. too funny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/comments/9pan7h/i_took_my_girlfriend_to_see_jordan_peterson/e81ilae

Blogger Dave October 19, 2018 11:34 AM  

but I got all of his books

Hasn't he only written 2 books? That's sorta like all As but two Cs. He's learned to speak Jordanetics. Maybe he has a hot cousin he can dream about

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother October 19, 2018 11:38 AM  

Holy shit this is sad.

Blogger Dave October 19, 2018 11:39 AM  

That's really weak, Weak

Blogger Looking Glass October 19, 2018 11:42 AM  

We saw the same type of thing happen with the MegaChurch movements, especially the Mark Driscolls of the world. You really can turn a Beta or Delta into a Gamma with the proper poison.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan October 19, 2018 11:44 AM  

I'll bet the Promise Keepers killed off some sex lives as well.

Blogger Rabbi B October 19, 2018 11:45 AM  

@22 Dave

Well, don't forget...he only has one small bookshelf.

Poor, illiterate bastard.

Blogger Damelon Brinn October 19, 2018 11:49 AM  

big poster of Dr. Peterson

Why is this a thing that exists? At least tell me he's shirtless and posing with a broom and dustpan, so I can laugh about it. I really hope this is parody.

I had a poster of Samantha Fox on my wall when I was 19. Because I'm, you know, male.

Blogger Tars Tarkusz October 19, 2018 11:57 AM  

Why take your GF to a concert or out to eat or a movie or a weekend trip somewhere when you take her to a JBP lecture and cry in front of her.

You know what they say, moist eyes, moist pussy...
Nothing excites a woman's hamster more than watching her BF cry at a "lecture" with all the other real men!

Blogger Wuzzums Fuzzums October 19, 2018 12:01 PM  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvBm0ZUfe7I&

Ladies, careful not to slip...

Blogger Resident Moron™ October 19, 2018 12:02 PM  

And to think that it was believed that men controlling our emotions wasn’t healthy ....

I long for those days.

Blogger Latigo3 October 19, 2018 12:02 PM  

"Because I cried a little bit".

Blogger Attila is my bro October 19, 2018 12:03 PM  

Even that is extremely limited. Only death on the battlefield is acceptable for more than 3 minutes.

Blogger Wuzzums Fuzzums October 19, 2018 12:05 PM  

"Resident Moron™ wrote:And to think that it was believed that men controlling our emotions wasn’t healthy ...."

What "emotions"?

Blogger VFM #7634 October 19, 2018 12:06 PM  

"Because I cried a little bit"

Healthy adult men don't cry unless they're extremely distressed -- like, death of a parent distressed. Anything less is fake and a put-on... and women know it.

Blogger Silent Draco October 19, 2018 12:08 PM  

Did Old Yeller die?
Captain go down with his ship?
SGT Rock dies saving the platoon?

Then ... you don't cry, snowflake.

Man up. Dig out that privet bush and the multiflora rose.

Blogger JaimeInTexas October 19, 2018 12:10 PM  

I guess the ex-girlfriend (girl) figured out that she was not needed to "civilize" the ex-boyfriend (boy). Girl properly understood she became the third person in the date.

Blogger Looking Glass October 19, 2018 12:11 PM  

Mr.MantraMan wrote:I'll bet the Promise Keepers killed off some sex lives as well.

PK at least meant well and could see the problem. They just couldn't wrap their heads around solutions that weren't just "read the Bible". (That's a useful solution for portion of people, but it really just showed they didn't understand the complexity of the problems, lacking any viable framework for understanding.) My impression is the Colorado set might have caused some issues, but the more outer parts of the movement did create quite a lot of male-only environments that generally produced positive effects.

PK failed, but the real carnage came in the aftermath. It's really the central axis about which everyone split. It kicked off the Traditionalist movements among Protestants (remember that point about the Bible) while also launching the MegaChurch movement even further. "Fireproof" and everything like it is where the real damage was done.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener October 19, 2018 12:14 PM  

Smart girl. The crying comes before the cannibalism.

Blogger SirHamster October 19, 2018 12:18 PM  

Weak wrote:This strikes me as less a JBP thing than being obsessed with something and force feeding to his girlfriend. If he was suddenly super into hockey, decorated his room in hockey posters, made his girlfriend watch hockey replays on YouTube and dragged her to Maple Leaf Gardens on their Anniversary, then cried at a beautiful face-off win...she would dump his ass.

But at least the violence built into hockey would make him less of pansy.

Blogger Houston October 19, 2018 12:19 PM  

Jordan Peterson posters are a thing. I don't know which one is funnier, the lobster in the gas mask fighting the dragon, or the one that says: "Everything you do matters. That's the definition of a meaningful life."

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/jordan+peterson+posters

Blogger pyrrhus October 19, 2018 12:20 PM  

Boy crying at a JBP lecture...she dumped him just in time.

Blogger Attila is my bro October 19, 2018 12:26 PM  

>> I cried a little bit there and there were other men crying too.<<

I have to admit - I cried too. A lot. Of course that's because I was laughing do hard.

Blogger Duke Norfolk October 19, 2018 12:28 PM  

Clint wrote:How do you get ALL As, but two Cs?



Yeah, that made me chuckle too. That boy's not too smart.

Blogger SirMaorio October 19, 2018 12:32 PM  

"Our friend said that after seeing Jordan Peterson in person my girlfriend was really weirded out."

if that isn't a gamma tell I don't know what is.

It turns out not only is PBJ crazy but his version of crazy is contagious, funny how that turns out. One could substitute crazy for gamma...

Blogger Didas Kalos October 19, 2018 12:32 PM  

This so good that I think a VFM wrote it anonymously.

Blogger S. Thermite October 19, 2018 12:32 PM  

It’s hilarious, and it could possibly be true rather than a parody. However there was no crying when I saw Peterson at a sold-out show last May and assumed they must have adjusted his meds by then. Didn’t see any tears in the audience either.

Blogger Nate73 October 19, 2018 12:34 PM  

I've never actually done it, but I hear if you cry, break down, or otherwise lose your shit around a girl that makes them not find you attractive anymore. Someone should tweet @JBP and get him to agree that men crying together is a sign of strength!

Blogger seeingsights October 19, 2018 12:38 PM  

The guy would do better by following Roosh.

Blogger Matt Sellitto October 19, 2018 12:47 PM  

At least his room is clean, hopefully.

Blogger IAM Spartacus October 19, 2018 12:48 PM  

Good ideas need followers. So do bad ideas. Unfortunately this poor lad went for the bad idea.

Blogger Cloom Glue October 19, 2018 12:49 PM  

This topic of teaching young men how to control their thoughts and emotions is not being learned naturally, implicitly, in our culture. Therefore a public service would be to insert these lessons and methods, in the story arc of some characters in our movies and comics, rather than only demonstrating the final product in the protagonist.

Talking about it here probably alerted some young men how they are wrong and they did not know they are wrong, and do not know how to change.

Blogger Francis Parker Yockey October 19, 2018 12:51 PM  

@9 @11 @20
I'm gonna vote for troll on this one. Tough to tell for sure, though -- which is one of the signs of a well-crafted troll. The bookcase description and the repeated references to room-cleaning in particular stood out. I got the feeling that the author was struggling to contain the impulse to mention penis-washing.

@38
"Fireproof" and everything like it is where the real damage was done.

Yeah.

https://dalrock.wordpress.com/category/fireproof/

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 19, 2018 12:53 PM  

(I didn't think this was fair, there is no shame in crying.)


Truth be said, this girl was planning to leave him anyway. It wasn't just Jordan B. Peterson although weeping in front of her absolutely sealed the deal.

I have seen this one before.

On a scale of 1 to 10, when a girl is first really into a guy, she will be at about a 9 in terms of Romantic Interest. (Although with this girl I'll bet it never got above an 8.)

After a while her RI settles down to about a 7.

However, when a girl's RI has dropped to about a 5 and the poor chump is circling drain, the girl with FAKE IT and pretend she's still at about an RI of 7.

When the guys does something that drops him down to an RI of 4 (crying in public will do it) she will ghost and then dumps him.

So far as the poor Sobby Britches is concerned, it came completely out of the blue. But trust me on this, he was on a downhill slope for a long time.

Blogger CarpeOro October 19, 2018 12:54 PM  

He needs to drop the JP videos and get some John Wayne movies instead. Or at least Dirty Harry.

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 19, 2018 12:54 PM  

@54.

The important lesson there being 90% of what a woman tells you about your relationship, ain't coming out of her mouth.

Blogger SB Wright October 19, 2018 12:55 PM  

Is this parody? At or around the time this was written, did anyone see a wrong-skinned man in the vicinity of the IP address from which this was posted?

Blogger Long Live the West October 19, 2018 12:56 PM  

Girls don't like you telling them how to fix their problems even if they exist. If she's already getting all A's... Yeah. Good luck with that.

And holy hell... I followed the link and found this gem the boy used to finish off his post.

"(I don't think she left me she never said she didn't want to see me any more btw.)"

She probably left without telling him because she couldn't stand to see him cry when she told him it was over. But hey! He has a clean room. So no matter what happens he can at least rest easy knowing he has his life in good order.

Blogger Rabbi B October 19, 2018 12:58 PM  

At least his room is clean, hopefully.

Well, cleaner than his ex-girlfriend's anyway.

Blogger DBSFF October 19, 2018 12:59 PM  

The cringe is real. Most hilarious part:

"She said I was "talking down" to her and that is why my girlfriend left me. (I don't think she left me she never said she didn't want to see me any more btw.)"

Blogger Didas Kalos October 19, 2018 12:59 PM  

I was just thinking (I shan't tell you what I was doing) when this thought hit me. JP should write a new book: "Wipe Your Hiney!" It seems there are multitudes that need it.

Blogger Bobiojimbo October 19, 2018 1:03 PM  

Can't save the West without families. Can't have a family without sex with your spouse. JBP prevents marriage and thus sex. No spouse, no sex, no family. Globalist confirmed.

Blogger Bob October 19, 2018 1:03 PM  

...somehow she is still getting all As....

LOL.

Maybe she's a lot closer to the professor than he realizes.

A lot.

Blogger Midwestern Dad October 19, 2018 1:11 PM  

Oh damn. Tiger Beat! My daughter used to have those posters. One Direction and all that.
This dude has one of Jordan Peterson. Ha!

Blogger LP999-16 October 19, 2018 1:12 PM  

(Another seafood lobster connection. I recall and crack up in laughter over the chan "logical lobster.")

JP's books are not healthy reads I dont have to say why in that what is contained in his books along the separate UN papers 2014 or 2012.

Aside from some home problems what kind of problems and chaos do youths ages 16 to 25 have? That kid thinks he has JP's chaos complex implanted in him. The young person just has to leave the band.

All could have been avoided but the family unit was harmed; over the decades our men, young men are lost without FATHERS. The women are brainshwashed by other dangerous worldviews and figure heads.

IMO, Jordanetics partially arose from legions of young people with no masculine mentorship from dad. What kind of parents fail to rear their kids with some basic common sense.

Blogger Dave W. October 19, 2018 1:14 PM  

"Mostly I kept it simple and tasteful but I also have a big poster of Dr. Peterson in my room."

That's effective birth control right there. No one's getting laid in that room.

Blogger CarpeOro October 19, 2018 1:18 PM  

Maybe if he shave his head and put on orange robes she'd feel more at ease.....

Blogger Daniel Paul Grech Pereira October 19, 2018 1:18 PM  

Is this even real? Elfwick, is that you?

Blogger Pierre Truc October 19, 2018 1:29 PM  

Troll or not, this is epic.

Matt Sellitto wrote:At least his room is clean, hopefully.

Does removing the female chaos count as cleaning?

Blogger Blume October 19, 2018 1:32 PM  

@weak, some obsessions clearly seem more acceptable to women than others. Sports and hunting for instance. wives all over the country spend sundays rooting for their husbands favorite teams. Or Saturday mornings cooking breakfast for him and his buddies before they go off to their blinds.

Blogger lowercaseb October 19, 2018 1:43 PM  

Latigo3 wrote:"Because I cried a little bit".

That's the emotional equivalent to "I peed a little bit. There's no shame in a man peeing his pants if he is startled. Just as long as you don't slouch while doing it."

Blogger Laramie Hirsch October 19, 2018 1:45 PM  

WOW. That testimony is damning.

Blogger Jim the Curmudgeon October 19, 2018 1:54 PM  

The kid needs to expand his range of reading materials. At that age he should be reading decent authors, not third rate psychobabble. Scruton and Gottfried are much better sources of info on the modern left, for instance.

Not to mention that your main goal with a 17 year old girlfriend is to have as much time in the sack as possible, not to turn her off with crying spells.

Blogger OldFan October 19, 2018 2:04 PM  

There are exactly 7 situations in which a male crying is permissible: the seven movies in which John Wayne dies.

Blogger Anne October 19, 2018 2:20 PM  

I would like to offer an expanded interpretation of one of his sentences:
 "I got all As too my first semester but I also got two Cs" [my second semester].
Ergo, Peterson lowered his GPA.

Blogger The Deplorable Podunk Ken Ramsey October 19, 2018 2:22 PM  

That is the most embarrassing thing since Peter Criss got breast cancer.

Blogger Damelon Brinn October 19, 2018 2:24 PM  

JP should write a new book: "Wipe Your Hiney!"

Redd Foxx beat him to it.

Blogger Otto von Bismarck October 19, 2018 2:53 PM  

Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others.

Blogger RobertT October 19, 2018 2:56 PM  

Snowflake melting.

Blogger Matt October 19, 2018 3:01 PM  

Forget Peterson. Go straight to Lauper

Blogger Chris Ritchie October 19, 2018 3:17 PM  

PK failed, but the real carnage came in the aftermath. It's really the central axis about which everyone split. It kicked off the Traditionalist movements among Protestants (remember that point about the Bible) while also launching the MegaChurch movement even further. "Fireproof" and everything like it is where the real damage was done.

Oh man. PK. What a nightmare. There are two simple answers:

1. Guys MUST have Game.

2. Get married earlier. This society is set up to breed infidelity, fornication, and selfish pursuit of your own career, male and female. Buck the trend. It is better to marry than burn with passion.

Of course, this poor sap needs "Rehabilitation." It's not too late for him at all. Roissy needs a hotline # for just such emergencies.

Blogger lynnjynh9315 October 19, 2018 3:19 PM  

I got all As too my first semester but I also got two Cs

What is wrong with this sentence??

Blogger maniacprovost October 19, 2018 3:26 PM  

To be fair, I almost shed a tear reading The Heretics of St. Possenti recently.

I didn't, but only because I'm a man.

Blogger David The Good October 19, 2018 3:26 PM  

That actually made me laugh. Thank you.

Blogger Xiety October 19, 2018 3:28 PM  

lowercaseb wrote:Latigo3 wrote:"Because I cried a little bit".

That's the emotional equivalent to "I peed a little bit. There's no shame in a man peeing his pants if he is startled. Just as long as you don't slouch while doing it."

And take down proper notes about it.

Blogger Garuna October 19, 2018 3:33 PM  

It's probably a troll. That subreddit is filled with Peterson haters. But that's even more pathetic. Because it proves that Peterson fans can't even defend the borders of their subreddit. In the name of "free speech", they've allowed themselves to be completely cucked and conquered. Such humiliation is the inevitable fate of all controlled and approved opposition.

Blogger Arthur Tintagel October 19, 2018 3:39 PM  

Simple, she left him because he displayed weakness with crying, and he showed hes the subordinate one by texting her numerous times. It also doesn't help that he autistically pushed his fringe political views onto a woman, because women care about social status, and preaching JBP is the least sociable thing you can do today.

This guy has 0 knowledge on female hypergamy, and JBP clearly didn't teach him better.

Blogger Jill October 19, 2018 3:41 PM  

I've rarely seen men cry. Outside of very intense grief, the only area is in the faith realm. Like church. I would guess the crying signified the event as a religious one. That's going to weird out a lot of potential mates. Plus, he sounds very childish for his age...but who else is "go clean your room" going to appeal to.

Blogger Dave October 19, 2018 3:44 PM  

Is this even real? Elfwick, is that you?

No, if it was, he would've brought it home. This guy/troll left us hanging.

Blogger Dirk Manly October 19, 2018 4:10 PM  

@6

"The circumstances under which a normal woman thinks men crying is acceptable are very limited and generally involve the death of a close relative."

... or the death of a fellow member of your military unit during a war.

Blogger Dirk Manly October 19, 2018 4:15 PM  

@17

"This strikes me as less a JBP thing than being obsessed with something and force feeding to his girlfriend. If he was suddenly super into hockey, decorated his room in hockey posters, made his girlfriend watch hockey replays on YouTube and dragged her to Maple Leaf Gardens on their Anniversary, then cried at a beautiful face-off win...she would dump his ass."

Not at all.
Hockey masculine.
Hockey involves fighting ON ICE SKATES...
sometimes even while ICE SKATING BACKWARDS.

You've obviously never taken a woman to a hockey game. It gets them going.

Blogger David The Good October 19, 2018 4:19 PM  

Ron Winkleheimer wrote:The circumstances under which a normal woman thinks men crying is acceptable are very limited and generally involve the death of a close relative.

Yeah. I did break down once when a 9-year-old girl who was friends with my daughter was thrown through the windshield of her family's car and killed in front of her siblings. It messed me up that night when I found out. My wife had the good grace not to mention she'd seen me.

Generally, though, there is no excuse for tears. Suck it up. Press on.

Blogger Dave October 19, 2018 5:00 PM  

when a 9-year-old girl who was friends with my daughter was thrown through the windshield of her family's car and killed in front of her siblings

That's messed up, man.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother October 19, 2018 5:05 PM  

What if your dog died in your arms while he was looking up at you? Asking for a friend.

Blogger Tars Tarkusz October 19, 2018 5:11 PM  

I saw a similar post about a month ago that opened with the same exact line
"Let me give you a bit of a back story. I am using a throwaway because my girlfriend knows my main Reddit."
It was a story about a guy whose wife insisted on a particular name for their kid that happened to be the black name of her black HS boyfriend.
Either way, it's a good example.

Blogger tz October 19, 2018 5:27 PM  

Revenge of the Gammas
E.g.

There was a movie in the 1970's called the "Stepford Wives". Without spoiling too much, it was a bunch of Tech companies in Stepford that did something about disobedient wives.

Note the somatic (would be demographic for real women) narrowess for sex robots? Is there even one male bot? (I will include one that is gay...). They seem rather white. Their hair is longer than Rapunzel and a natural blond color. They are thinner than Barbie. No tattoos or piercings. NoShogGoths.

And she will watch the Jordan Peterson Livestream without complaint. Especially if you don't recharge her batteries.


Blogger CM October 19, 2018 6:15 PM  

Death of own child, I would find acceptable.

Not that men can't feel sadness, but one of the biggest criticisms of women is our poor emotional control. And that's only BARELY tolerated on the excuse of our hormones.

Men are not women and that's a good thing.

Blogger Verne October 19, 2018 6:29 PM  

I could never understand that Peterson has was such a big deal. He was a guy who had some good things to say about freedom of speech. But he is nothing special. But to some young men he seems to be a father figure. I can’t see it. But then I had a father, grandfathers, uncles, older male cousins. All of whom were far better examples of manhood than Peterson could ever be. A lot of young men were not well raised, at lest not by the men in their lives.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine October 19, 2018 6:30 PM  

"I didn't think this was fair, there is no shame in crying."

That's called female Kool-Aid, sonny boy, and you done drank it all.

Blogger Robert What? October 19, 2018 6:34 PM  

When is it not unmasculine for a man to cry in front of his wife or LTR? Obviously when his mother, father or beloved dog dies. When else?

Blogger Bubba October 19, 2018 6:37 PM  



Speaking of men crying, I cannot read this aloud, dramatically, all the way through, without breaking up.

Sen. George G. Vest's summation to the jury in a trial over a dog:

"Gentlemen of the jury, the best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter whom he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us—those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name—may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolute, unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world—the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous—is his dog.

Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he can be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that had no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies. And when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in its embrace, and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death.

Blogger Long Live The West October 19, 2018 6:46 PM  

"It's probably a troll. That subreddit is filled with Peterson haters. But that's even more pathetic. Because it proves that Peterson fans can't even defend the borders of their subreddit. In the name of "free speech", they've allowed themselves to be completely cucked and conquered. Such humiliation is the inevitable fate of all controlled and approved opposition."

To be fair, it's hard to keep the haters out when all the haters have to do to win is quote the person you're trying to defend.

Blogger By My Greybeard! October 19, 2018 7:07 PM  

@Stg58

I don't know about that, (I'd overlook it, though,) but I admit to shedding tears in similar circumstances: I did when my dog died after defending me from a puma attack.

He managed to chase the puma off, and came back up to me. Then as I tried to stop his bleeding he just bled out.

I didn't wail, but I did tear somewhat profusely. The veterinarian said that, with his wounds, even if it had happened in the hospital there was no saving him.

Man, he was such a really gooood dog! After I was wheelchaired we were inseparable.

If you showed him something once, while saying the name of it twice, he'd know it ever after.

Minor example: One time as a puppy, when we were on a foottrail, when he started “squatting” to do business. I led him off the path and said “Don't do your business where people walk!” And repeated it.

After that he always walked into the bushes to dump or went up against a low-traffic fence corner if there were no bushes w/o being asked/told.

I think every “dog person” gets one dog like him in their lifetime... if they are lucky!

Thank you! It was sad AND cheerful to think of Jaws again!

Blogger Dirk Manly October 19, 2018 7:07 PM  

@94

"What if your dog died in your arms while he was looking up at you? Asking for a friend."

Dogs are like family.
Cats, not so much.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother October 19, 2018 7:25 PM  

Well shit, Bubba.

Blogger Babydoc October 19, 2018 7:35 PM  

Unless your wife, child, parent or sibling died, wth is a "man" crying about? If you are crying at a lecture, you should shred your man card.

And this creature wonders why his girlfriend dumped him?

Blogger Babydoc October 19, 2018 7:52 PM  

ok...I respectfully and belatedly add "death of his dog" and "death of comrade in arms in combat" to the very narrow list of acceptable reasons for a man to cry.

But as was mentioned above, ixnay on crying over cats...

Blogger John Atria October 19, 2018 7:56 PM  

Preachers crying are some of the worst. I always assume that those who cry at the pulpit are doing it for show. Jimmy Swaggart is the main one who comes to mind.

Blogger GammaCatch October 19, 2018 8:00 PM  

Wow, what a moron. A BetaGamma door mat for society.

Blogger Doktor Jeep October 19, 2018 8:00 PM  

Used to be that liking another doctor would cause women to run away from men.

That would be Doctor Paul. But the women who ran away were NPCs who would get fatter as they got older and then try to cover their fat legs with tattoos. So Dr Paul is still the better doctor.

Blogger David The Good October 19, 2018 8:49 PM  

Stg58/Animal Mother wrote:What if your dog died in your arms while he was looking up at you? Asking for a friend.

That's acceptable. I would still be your... friend's friend, and drink a toast to the dearly departed. A bourbon toast, with a dog biscuit chaser.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother October 19, 2018 9:16 PM  

David, your words about my...friend's dog are appreciated. He does prefer single malt speyside or Islay scotches, the Lord's caliber, and FN-FAL, as any civilized man does.

Blogger Rocklea Marina October 19, 2018 9:20 PM  

6/10. It really needs a Jungian subroutine before employing the manly crying subroutine. Everyone knows you have to slay the dragon before you get the girl. Duh!

Blogger Meng Greenleaf October 19, 2018 9:53 PM  

Clint wrote:WTF does this mean?

"I got all As too my first semester but I also got two Cs"

How do you get ALL As, but two Cs?

This is the type of genius thinking that seems drawn to JBP...
Sounds like someone needs to stop asking questions and go clean their room! :P

Note: What does a 'C' even mean? On a personal scale from E to C, it's an A :)

Blogger Ned October 19, 2018 10:10 PM  

So now he's a weeping gamma with no girlfriend, a problem deciphering grades, a Peterson poster, a bookshelf with 3 books and a clean room. Those Peterson lectures must be pure gamma Kool Aid.

Blogger Midwestern Dad October 20, 2018 12:57 AM  

What the hell man. You aren’t lying. Everyone should take a look at those. There are posters with just his face on them. That’s unsettling af, as the vibrant ones say.
I don’t know what exactly spurs someone to Peterson fandom, but I get the sense it’s a father-shaped hole. Not having a father myself, I can recognize the symptoms. That’s certainly the case with those posters. That or they are homoerotic.
Hell even I would find one of those posters “creepy.”
She did the right thing getting out of there.
Grown omegas with posters of ninja turtles and Dragonball Z in their room are less disturbing.

I would rather have one of my sons have an obnoxious Che Guevara poster in his dorm room than one of Jordan Peterson.

Blogger Drael64 October 20, 2018 2:30 AM  

Sounds like a 4chan troll to me.

Blogger God Emperor Memes October 20, 2018 3:10 AM  

Shit, I cried when my wife's dog died. That stupid animal was a big part of our lives, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Blogger Dirk Manly October 20, 2018 10:57 AM  

Even if they don't understand the words coming out of your mouth, dogs understand what you're saying. It's amazing.

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