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Monday, April 29, 2019

Unauthorized: Barcelona Life


The latest episode of Barcelona Life, in which Farley engages in an epic battle with a monstrous Roast Beast and emerges victorious. Not all heroes wear capes. Some, it seems, wear aprons. For Unauthorized subscribers only.

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Blogger Shadowfax April 29, 2019 10:08 AM  

Anyone else having issues with stream continuity on unauthorized, or is the problem at my end? Sometimes it's pausing / loading more than half the time; I have no such problems on youtube.

Blogger Billy April 29, 2019 10:56 AM  

Barcelona has nice topless beaches, And Im not talking about the florida nudist camp type with fat fifty something heifers like they use to show on HBO's real sex. Im talking about stacked 19 yo coeds.
Was on vacation with the wife, she talking lets go to the beach, im like ok. Had on the dark sunglasses.

Blogger electricsheeple April 29, 2019 11:31 AM  

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Blogger Xiety April 29, 2019 11:40 AM  

Shadowfax wrote:Anyone else having issues with stream continuity on unauthorized
No such problems here. Playback is immediate, and there's no buffering even when jumping ahead or back.
The only playback-related issue I've encountered relates to the progress bar, which is such a thin click-target that I will sometimes inadvertently pause by clicking the video when I mean to jump by clicking the bar.

Blogger TaurianVita April 29, 2019 11:56 AM  

Well... one could say that a cape is just an apron on backwards!

Blogger Avalanche April 29, 2019 12:47 PM  

They look so good together! Very happy!

Blogger VD April 29, 2019 1:28 PM  

Boomer.TV

It's not for you. Stick to your porn and Kardashians, Millennial.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother April 29, 2019 2:52 PM  

You're banned anyway, Electricsheeple. Back to the dungeons with you. Igor will be extra diligent with his torture methods from now on.

Blogger Stickwick Stapers April 29, 2019 5:24 PM  

It's fun to see Vox outside of his lair -- and in sunlight! [crosses "possibly a vampire" off list] And I could practically smell that roast from here.

Blogger Dave April 29, 2019 6:37 PM  

Stickwick Stapers wrote:It's fun to see Vox outside of his lair -- and in sunlight! [crosses "possibly a vampire" off list] And I could practically smell that roast from here.

I dunno, still waiting to see his reflection in a mirror...

Blogger Avalanche April 30, 2019 7:28 AM  

@10 "I dunno, still waiting to see his reflection in a mirror..."

Why would you imagine the Supreme Dark Lord has not created a perfect CGI to make it APPEAR is if he is .. you know ... appearing in any mirror he comes across? He's a game designer; he wouldn't forget silly little details to make things around him look realistic!

Blogger Silent Draco April 30, 2019 2:06 PM  

Was there a good red wine in the basting liquid? That takes the gravy up another notch. Although, rubbing 1-2 bulbs of roasted garlic can't hurt, either. Thanks for sharing the base recipe; I don't use enough rosemary in my rub, and will need to amp it up. For round roast, I'll sometimes substitute about 4 slices/lb. of breast for butter. Smoked bacony goodness.

Agree with Stickwick, I can about smell it here, and I'd be snorting the aroma like Vox. Can't rule out vampire either. Garlic can't turn or repel a vampire from Italy. It's unnatural.

Blogger Jack Ward May 01, 2019 10:12 PM  

Finally, a few days late for sure, watched episode 4 of Barcelona life. Excellent. Don't know how others feel about these but I love them! This one had cameos by Vox and some obvious close friends. That roast beef certainly looked good. Ashamed there is no smelly attachment to the video recording.
200 EU worth of meat. Wonder what a similar cut would cost here in America? Probably have to get it special order from Whole Foods, or somewhere.

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