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Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Ben Shapiru sells sheets


The littlest chickenhawk sells sheets to his fellow neoclowns. I'm not kidding, that's literally what he's doing. Promo code: CLEANSE PALESTINE. Hilarious.

"I can't speak highly enough of these sheets. They're really fantastic!"
- Grand Wizard Ben Shapiru

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Blogger Shimshon August 20, 2019 11:14 AM  

Ben Shapiru DEPLATFORMS Google with ONE READING!

Vox, Ben's disintermediating Google this way tops Castalia House, Ark Haven, and literally every other thing you have ever done or will do. Because facts don't care about feelings. Sorry.

Blogger #7139 August 20, 2019 11:15 AM  

Just another Saturday afternoon at the park.

Blogger Stilicho August 20, 2019 11:19 AM  

Does the FBI have thread count guidelines for their agents provacateur?

I need a new keyboard

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother August 20, 2019 11:29 AM  

ONLY THE FINEST EGYPTIAN COTTON FOR MY CROSS BURNIN'S Y'ALL

Blogger 🐻Drew🐻 August 20, 2019 11:39 AM  

This was absolutely hysterical! Pennis Drager & Ben Shapiru picked a fight with the wrong Big Bear.

Blogger Jeroth August 20, 2019 11:44 AM  

"It's really hard to sleep when you're popping Adderall all day long"

Blogger matveidaniilovich August 20, 2019 11:47 AM  

What’s the thread count?

Blogger pdwalker August 20, 2019 11:49 AM  

is there such a thing as a “punchable voice”. is there a german word for it perchance?

Blogger DeepThought August 20, 2019 11:53 AM  

Owen with his Bears is on a roll. This is humor done right

Blogger Crew August 20, 2019 11:55 AM  

Whoa. Better than the Babylon Bee!

Blogger Crew August 20, 2019 11:57 AM  

@8: Is this close?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Backpfeifengesicht

Blogger HouellebecqGurl August 20, 2019 12:00 PM  

Frankly, I'd rather go to 10 dumb KKK gatherings, than listen to one Shapiro podcast & I don't even do organized gatherings of things I do like.

Blogger doctrev August 20, 2019 12:02 PM  

Owen doesn't always bat at 1.000, but this made me actually burst out laughing. Bravo, Bears.

Blogger xevious2030 August 20, 2019 12:09 PM  

Got to make sure they don’t misogynate with (((us))), make sure they know their place and it ain’t with (((us))). 100% blood. (((10ish)))-(((10))) will rise again.

Blogger artensoll August 20, 2019 12:13 PM  

I used to know someone who's voice sounded like Shapiru's if he did too much cocaine. Just sayin'.

Blogger Gregory the Great August 20, 2019 12:27 PM  

I can't speak highly enough of these sheets...

Yes, Benny, we know. A halfbreed between a chipmunk and a devilmouse could certainly speak more highly than you, albeit barely.

Blogger Elijah August 20, 2019 12:41 PM  

okay okay do elizabeth warren next!!! please !

Blogger matveidaniilovich August 20, 2019 12:52 PM  

Thread count of six million. Sheet comes deloused in the package.

Blogger Eagle Rock August 20, 2019 12:54 PM  

Just use Promo code:childofthedevil and get 30 pieces of silver off our Satan sheets, made of organic Bolshevik Lenin 666 thread count.

Blogger dienw August 20, 2019 1:24 PM  

Eagle Rock wrote:Just use Promo code:childofthedevil and get 30 pieces of silver off our Satan sheets, made of organic Judeo-Bolshevik Lenin 666 thread count.

FIFY

Blogger Steve Canyon August 20, 2019 1:31 PM  

If Epstein had those sheets, his suicide would have been believable.

Blogger The Cooler August 20, 2019 1:39 PM  

What an absolute whore.

Blogger Gregory the Great August 20, 2019 1:46 PM  

Steve Canyon wrote:If Epstein had those sheets, his suicide would have been believable.
He actually had them, bought them using promocode "pizza".

Blogger Silent Draco August 20, 2019 2:08 PM  

Fortunately I used ScreamShield today, protecting the monitor first. Mug and a half of coffee went SPLAT from the video and comments.

Need oxygen and a big Ace bandage. Ribs hurt that bad from laughing; but it's a good kind of hurt.

Blogger Brett baker August 20, 2019 2:43 PM  

You forgot "organic".

Blogger VFM #7634 August 20, 2019 3:06 PM  

I used to know someone who's voice sounded like Shapiru's if he did too much cocaine. Just sayin'.

I always thought of someone huffing helium.

BTW, what's with the "Shapiru" spelling? Looks like an inside joke I missed. Something to do with anime?

Blogger Eagle Rock August 20, 2019 3:19 PM  


BTW, what's with the "Shapiru" spelling? Looks like an inside joke I missed. Something to do with anime?

No, it's always been Shapiru! Must be that darn "Mandela effect".

Blogger Th3 J3st3r August 20, 2019 3:38 PM  

"I'm good at many things. Sleeping is not one of them."
HOW MANY DEAD BABIES ARE IN THE TRUNK, BEN?! HOW MANY?!

Blogger binks webelf August 20, 2019 4:24 PM  

Speaking of the hooded ones, as I walked Le Poodle (Hey! I'm Canadian-- it's the only dog Glorious Leader Justin now permits), a handyman's truck drove by, with two guys in the cab.

On the side-- "Triple-K-Contracting". That's right, K+K+K. "Hmmm. That's not something you see every day" I said to the dog.

As far as I could tell, they were not wearing hoods made from, nor signage for Boll & Branch Organic Sheets. No word on any connection with Mr. Shapiru, either.

They are indeed real. No word on racial purity of their work, however.

https://www.yellowpages.ca/bus/Nova-Scotia/Cambridge-32/Triple-k-Contracting/100515805.html

"At Triple-k-Contracting our motto is From The Ground Up because we can look after all of your construction needs, from new home construction to renovations and everything in-between."

Blogger Quilp August 20, 2019 4:26 PM  

I'd rather listen to a Celine Dion/Geddy Lee duet than Benji's voice.

Blogger tublecane August 20, 2019 7:02 PM  

Assuming Shapiro-ites will damn this for associating a neo-Palestinian with the "notoriously anti-semitic" (or whatever) KKK:

Recently I was watching a program which brought up the issue of Southern Jew-hatred, as occurs often enough in mainstream culture for me to notice. Whence this notion that the South was uniquely anti-semitic? Perhaps the region's reputation for General Racism. Perhaps these things are written by Jews who've never been to the South and just assume the locals would start spitting at them soon as they disembarked from the plane.

A few more substantial guesses:

1. They wish to avoid the issue of Jewish profit from the slave trade;

2. Leo Frank-era propaganda continues to this day;

3. like some sort of reverse-Stockholm syndrome, they identified with oppressed blacks during the civil rights movement and confused it for their own history in the region thereafter.

Blogger PG August 20, 2019 10:35 PM  

Hilarious! Def my genre of humour.

Blogger Avalanche August 21, 2019 8:13 AM  

@31 "Whence this notion that the South was uniquely anti-semitic? Perhaps the region's reputation for General Racism. Perhaps these things are written by Jews who've never been to the South and just assume the locals would start spitting at them soon as they disembarked from the plane."

Was not "Re-construction" filled with jews buying out the ravaged Southerners for pennies on the value? Was it not jews revving up the now-loose ex-slaves -- just as they do today -- to cause problems and create violence?

Blogger Dirk Manly August 21, 2019 3:23 PM  

@33

"If I was a Hollywood exec I'd be seriously looking at branching into Anime, even though American takes on Anime and Manga have been overwhelmingly terrible, that's the future."

Just like when a Hebrew man told the Pharoah to over-tax the people for 7 years, and then when the famine came, had those same (overtaxed) people sell every last one of their livestock, and then their land, and then their homes, TO GET THEIR OWN GRAIN BACK FROM HIM. Meanwhile, when his brothers came to by food, he made sure that in their sacks of grain was all of the silver they paid for the food.

And the chapter after the next opens with the Hebrews in the bondage of slavery.

Could there be a connection?

Nowhere in that story is there any mention of Jacob doing those things to the Egyptian people as a matter of God's will. Just "screw them" for his own political advancement within Pharoah's government.

Blogger C-Speaks August 21, 2019 3:49 PM  

Are the sheets 100% pure like little Benny?

Blogger Unknown August 22, 2019 3:19 AM  

The eye holes in th esheet confused me, I thought there was traditionally only 1 hole in a Jewish bed-sheet...

Blogger Mountain Boy August 23, 2019 8:28 AM  

Thank you! That's my YouTube channel.

Blogger Mountain Boy August 23, 2019 8:38 AM  

Hey Vox, thank you for sharing this video. Rooster And The Hen is my channel and when I was just looking at analytics, it showed 48.6% of the external source views came from this post. It has been great having so many great people on my channel. Thank you to you and Owen both.

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