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Saturday, September 21, 2019

Gammas redefine gamma

It's amusing how predictable they are. Notice how gammas consider themselves to be a higher form of alpha in this definition provided by Google:
Gamma males love having fun but don't shrug off their responsibilities at the same time. They're definitely adventurous and fun-loving and tend to get very restless if they're left idle for too long. It is possible an alpha male might mature into a gamma male, because gamma males are a more refined version of them.

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Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 21, 2019 8:11 PM  

And everyone clapped

Blogger wreckage September 21, 2019 8:16 PM  

If a person displayed those traits they'd have no desire to redefine "gamma". Well, the SDL knows this, but it is nevertheless impressive just how diagnostic the tool is. Being autistic I have some trouble applying it directly, which is why it is so helpful that perhaps the most important class, gamma, is so inclined to burst into flames upon exposure to the writings of Saint Vox.

The flames and shrieking are a cue even I can't miss!

Blogger AbsurdityIsPeace September 21, 2019 8:20 PM  

Is this based on your SSH? It's too much of a coincidence that he calls gammas feminine, even with the positive spin on it.

Blogger Brett baker September 21, 2019 8:20 PM  

Gamma don't shrug off their responsibilities.... no, they just say they delegated them to the omega in the room.

Blogger Ransom Smith September 21, 2019 8:21 PM  

I have never once heard a grown man with a sense of self respect refer to themselves as "fun loving".

Blogger Daniel September 21, 2019 8:22 PM  

Gamma males also never lose at Dungeons and Dragons, frequently finding themselves acknowledged as Dungeon Master.

Blogger Welsh Woodsman September 21, 2019 8:25 PM  

They're sensitive towards the opposite sex and are very aware of the needs and nature of what women truly want .....Yup, women are lucky to have a gamma male in their life."

Said no hot woman ever.!

Blogger S. Thermite September 21, 2019 8:27 PM  

Reminds me of that song ‘Cider & Beef’ by Shappy Shapiru and the Fun Lovin’ Gammas

Blogger Weak September 21, 2019 8:27 PM  

This post needs a warning. Looking at this much gamma is like staring directly at the sun. I think I'm blind.

Blogger Warunicorn September 21, 2019 8:27 PM  

"It is possible an alpha male might mature into a gamma male, because gamma males are a more refined version of them."

Do they not know how this works? lol Damn, that's weapons-grade stupid.

Blogger dienw September 21, 2019 8:28 PM  

OFCOL. Must be an SJW gamma.

Blogger Welsh Woodsman September 21, 2019 8:31 PM  

"Do they not know how this works? lol Damn, that's weapons-grade stupid."

In their core they know its a lie but they actually think that if somehow they can control the narrative they believe they can will this lie into reality. Its why so many of them are..or become SJW's.

Blogger artensoll September 21, 2019 8:41 PM  

Never again let it be said they can't comedy.

Blogger Retrenched September 21, 2019 8:44 PM  

The secret kings win again... yay

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( Honkeys genocided poor, innocent little Smallpox, it was anuddah Shoah!, WhiteManBad ) September 21, 2019 8:45 PM  

Secret Kings gonna King Secretly

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 21, 2019 8:46 PM  

I can feel the gamma coming on now! Please help, I'm gammaforming!

Blogger Nikolai Collushnikov September 21, 2019 8:48 PM  

Google as a source of ironic humour? Who knew?

Blogger Homesteader September 21, 2019 8:49 PM  

"When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are..!"

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 21, 2019 8:50 PM  

I thought of the term Mary Sue, and how I can see a variant of it could apply here. Wiki Sue.

Blogger daddynichol September 21, 2019 8:52 PM  

The creature that wrote the gamma definition also writes daily horoscopes with equal accuracy.

Blogger Retrenched September 21, 2019 8:52 PM  

So allegedly, alpha males secretly wish they could "mature" into gammas. If only they could be that cool!

Blogger Beau September 21, 2019 9:00 PM  

Thank God for older men in our lives that have taught us how to act; fathers, coaches, foremen, supervisors, senior NCOs, etc. And thanks for the Old Testament Book of Proverbs for those of us unfortunate not to have these good examples to emulate. Thank God for older godly men who have fought the good fight before us.

Blogger Tom September 21, 2019 9:00 PM  

Gamma males, the original chicks with dicks

Blogger Megamerc September 21, 2019 9:02 PM  

Retrenched wrote:So allegedly, alpha males secretly wish they could "mature" into gammas. If only they could be that cool!

Gammas project.

Blogger LP9 September 21, 2019 9:07 PM  

Oh Dear!

Blogger Dave Dave September 21, 2019 9:12 PM  

I have a new product idea. Its called a Gamma Guillotine. It's exactly the same as a regular guillotine but it's only used on gammas. Pricing starts at $3000 and goes up to $10000 if you want the flamboyant pink one with glitter.

Blogger Megamerc September 21, 2019 9:13 PM  

It's amusing how predictable they are.

The predictability is amusing. The behavior is disgusting.

Blogger VFM #7634 September 21, 2019 9:20 PM  

Urbandictionary has several definitions obviously written by Gammas.

The first reasonably accurate one (#4) has 182 upvotes and 612 downvotes.

Urban Dictionary: Gamma Male

Blogger Mad Italian September 21, 2019 9:21 PM  

@1 Twinkles up.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( Honkeys genocided poor, innocent little Smallpox, it was anuddah Shoah!, WhiteManBad ) September 21, 2019 9:21 PM  

i'm so sorry, i badly misplayed my first reply in this thread.

P1: The Interwebs are always correct
P2: Google is effectively the Interwebs at this point

C: Nate wants to be a Gamma when he grows up

Blogger Dave Dave September 21, 2019 9:23 PM  

The Gamma Guillotine can be complemented by my next large scale product, the Gamma Gas Chamber. It's big enough to fit 50 people, or 30 fat gammas. This is for when you're up to your ankles in gammatudes and really have to exterminate them all. The doors are airtight and soundproof so you won't have to hear their annoying screams.

Blogger Titanium Bear September 21, 2019 9:35 PM  

@22 Beau
Larry McKenna runs Jericho House in North Georgia. He disciples broken men

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( Honkeys genocided poor, innocent little Smallpox, it was anuddah Shoah!, WhiteManBad ) September 21, 2019 9:41 PM  

those UrbanDictionary definitions are hilarious:
Is nothing but a term that was made up by Teddy Spaghetti and stolen by Owen Benjamin so they can label everyone and everything that disagrees with their tyranny and cult like mentality of their followers


okay, well if the SDL is so bad and stupid and wrongthink
...
why are you paying any attention to the labels in his hierarchy at all?

Blogger maniacprovost September 21, 2019 9:41 PM  

They're definitely adventurous and fun-loving and tend to get very restless if they're left idle for too long.

In other words, they want to be the passive recipients of constant attention, or they start acting out? Sounds accurate.

Blogger Jeroth September 21, 2019 9:48 PM  

VFM #7634 wrote:Urbandictionary has several definitions obviously written by Gammas.

The first reasonably accurate one (#4) has 182 upvotes and 612 downvotes.

Urban Dictionary: Gamma Male


I find it especially amusing that the top definition is a wall of text. It's also interesting to learn that Wolverine is a prototypical gamma male.

Blogger widlast washere September 21, 2019 10:19 PM  

That made my day. I thought the modern morons couldn't stoop any lower, but surprise!
"Gammas are what alphas want to grow up to become."

This will amuse me for weeks.

Blogger Beau September 21, 2019 10:24 PM  

@ Titanium Bear

Hey, that's a good report, Larry's living a great life. Thanks for letting us know.

Blogger MATT September 21, 2019 10:25 PM  

Haha look at that picture

Anyone else having trouble with the comment box, in mobile? Had to use Chrome instead of the default Samsung browser.

Blogger Haus frau September 21, 2019 10:40 PM  

"The doors are airtight and soundproof so you won't have to hear their annoying screams."
I believe the technical term is "squeeeee!"

Blogger Tanjil Bren September 21, 2019 10:59 PM  

If you're writing a description of a 'Gamma' that directly (and very deliberately) flies in the face of an established negative, then you've clearly recognised yourself in the negative and so out yourself as both a Gamma (and a liar) in the process.
What do they think they're achieving?

Blogger Johnny Reb September 21, 2019 11:00 PM  

Of course urban dictionary's definitions are hilarious. Its the "Yeet Cannon" of English dictionaries.

Blogger Sam Sutherland September 21, 2019 11:05 PM  

Those poor alphas, secretly wishing to transcend their natural tendencies to become more feelings-oriented and sensitive.

Blogger James Dixon September 21, 2019 11:34 PM  

Know we know why Bruce Banner became the Hulk after exposure to peak Gamma radiation.

Blogger SciVo September 21, 2019 11:44 PM  

Tanjil Bren wrote:What do they think they're achieving?

They live in their heads, so by changing what they think, they feel like they're changing reality.

Blogger Obama's boyfriend September 22, 2019 12:17 AM  

Bunch of Omegas.

Blogger Raker_T September 22, 2019 12:50 AM  

@31 If they hadn't said anything, many wouldn't know the extent of their reaction. There's potential here; something like The Emperor's Neo-Alpha magazine. Pricey subscriptions to sooth the inner doubts. Lots of fun loving articles and adventurous reports from risky escapades. Whether Antifa bootcamp or shopping for plaid shirts, there's never a lack of empowering content.
IPO next week, I'll be a millionaire next year.

Blogger Jack Amok September 22, 2019 12:54 AM  

It is possible an alpha male might mature into a gamma male...

There are clinics than can restore your testosterone levels if this ever happens to you. I'm sure it's not cheap, but it would definitely be worth every penny.

Blogger Doktor Jeep September 22, 2019 1:01 AM  

Gammas are why I follow the rule: never believe people who self-identify as sigmas. People can self identify as alphas because if they really are they know they can prove it. Gammas want to be anything but what they actually are.
The others are more like an admission.

Here are my omega observations to share in this SSH related thread. Everything rests on facets though and these are like, just my opinions alone from a lifetime of experience.
There tends to be a misconception that sigmas and omegas are in the same room or a few degrees apart but I don't think this is the case. No Omega is like Vox, for example.
Omegas and sigmas get compared because both groups will, in some facets, arrive at the same destination but for entirely different reasons. The reasons are not apparent to outside observers. Some examples:
- Eschewing leadership. Sigmas appear not to find leadership to be any advantage to achieving goals, or in the given situation, finding the role more burdensome than rewarding. Omegas are simply terrified of it and prefer to hide deep in the organization. Both end up not in the leadership position.
- Not going to the party. Sigmas may not care to go to the party but they do get invited. Omegas don't get invited. The sigma may not care if he's not invited. The omega does not even know there was a party to not get invited to but won't care because he knows he would not have been invited anyway. Neither showed up at the party. Those who did will only wonder why the sigma was not at the party. If they even knew of the omega, they would be glad he never showed up.
- Relationships. Here's a variable facet with a comparable outside view. If a sigma has multiple ladies in his life over a time period an observer may attach that "lone wolf air" to the sigma and such presume he does not "need" the women. But how often this occurs appears to be an individual thing. Omegas have a similar track - if he showers - but with far less partners - because maybe he does not shower enough, but people presume the omega is also a lone wolf and gets them confused with sigmas assuming a similar reason. Omegas do "get laid" occasionally and date - some of them manage to marry. But once a woman gets to really know an omega, she's gone. Not right away. Worst part is, the omega with experience learns to expect it, and hence remains detached emotionally and that actually accelerates or even becomes the root cause of the eventual breakup. This is a working definition of a "death spiral", BTW. The end result is the same to an observer but the reasons are entirely different.

One thing to keep in mind is that omegas are degenerates. Not LGBT/Sodomite degenerates - unless he's a speed runner with a youtube channel - but degenerates in a manner that omegas are wired to live in ways that would have a delta hanging himself. This is not a "happy" existence. This is a a comfortable existence and happiness and comfort are two entirely different dimensions to an omega. The ancients - our ancestors - knew more about the SSH than certain people want us to know now and I imagine the keen patriarch of medieval families keeping an eye on his sons, knowing which one will be the one who takes up the coat of arms and further the family name, which will be a man-at-arms or a knight and if he has an omega, well he goes to the monastery.

Blogger JimR September 22, 2019 2:14 AM  

Wait, that wasn't from the BabylonBee?

Blogger pdwalker September 22, 2019 2:24 AM  

@JimR, that was my first though and i laughed.

then i saw that it was serious, and i laughed harder.

Blogger FrankNorman September 22, 2019 2:29 AM  

"Gamma males love having fun but don't shrug off their responsibilities at the same time. They're definitely adventurous and fun-loving and tend to get very restless if they're left idle for too long. It is possible an alpha male might mature into a gamma male, because gamma males are a more refined version of them."

Vox, where did you find that? Was it in one of the comment-sections here?
It has a strong air of "I reject your reality and substitute my own" about it.

Yeah sure, whoever said that. A guy who can easily get all the female attention he wants might "mature" into a guy who is desperate for female attention but hasn't a clue how to get it. But that sort of "maturing" is normally used in terms of foods that some people prefer to eat while slightly decomposed.

So yes, someone who was Alpha when young could turn into a Gamma in later life. But that's more likely for a woman than for a man.

Blogger FrankNorman September 22, 2019 2:31 AM  


One thing to keep in mind is that omegas are degenerates. Not LGBT/Sodomite degenerates - unless he's a speed runner with a youtube channel - but degenerates in a manner that omegas are wired to live in ways that would have a delta hanging himself. This is not a "happy" existence. This is a a comfortable existence and happiness and comfort are two entirely different dimensions to an omega. The ancients - our ancestors - knew more about the SSH than certain people want us to know now and I imagine the keen patriarch of medieval families keeping an eye on his sons, knowing which one will be the one who takes up the coat of arms and further the family name, which will be a man-at-arms or a knight and if he has an omega, well he goes to the monastery.


And now we know why the medieval church become so messed up.

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei September 22, 2019 2:35 AM  

What do they think they're achieving?

They're hoping Merriam will add their "definition" to the dictionary, because in their fantasy world, dictionary definitions define reality.

Blogger Tanjil Bren September 22, 2019 2:49 AM  

"They live in their heads"

Quite so.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine September 22, 2019 2:52 AM  

"unless he's a speed runner with a youtube channel"

What is it with you and speed runners. You've mentioned them like three separate times in different threads.

"and if he has an omega, well he goes to the monastery."

Probably among the reasons, yes. Much like that youngest son with no inheritance and poor self control sent away so he can't embarrass anyone. It was either military or monastery.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine September 22, 2019 2:57 AM  

Although I expect the omega class tended to die young of illness or accident, or be forcibly socialized in less urban times. Gotta get rid of the christmas-cake daughter somehow.

Blogger JAG September 22, 2019 3:02 AM  

Who knew gammas were actually funny?

Oh wait, that's only when they are trying to convince you of just how awesome they are.

Also hilarious is that the Urbandictionary entry on gammas attracted them like fly paper to write their own secret king entries.

Blogger Tanjil Bren September 22, 2019 3:05 AM  

"...because in their fantasy world..."

Again, quite so.
The online (and so invisible) paradigm should be obvious, but it's *still* not immediately intuitive to me (my fault).

Blogger Jail Cussox September 22, 2019 3:10 AM  

"It is possible alpha males may mature into a version of them" HAHAHAHA WOW. Vox you made my night.

Blogger HouellebecqGurl September 22, 2019 3:16 AM  

Super gay & cringe pilled.

NO.

Blogger Scott September 22, 2019 3:32 AM  

This thread is satisfying in every way. Pure kino.

Yes, of course, some gamma faggot would write that. The secret king wins again.

Blogger JAG September 22, 2019 4:52 AM  

I'm going to give a small helping hand to the gammas on rhetoric.

"Teddy Spaghetti" is terrible rhetoric. Even 5 year olds cringe at its ineptness. "Poopyhead Ted" would be better FFS.

When you cannot come up with a good rhetorical zinger against someone, then just revert to the tried and true "asshole".

Blogger Lazarus September 22, 2019 4:59 AM  

These same rationalization sequences are the method by which fat chicks get to think they are hot.

Blogger MrCombustion September 22, 2019 5:17 AM  

Sounds gay.

Blogger Gregory the Great September 22, 2019 5:18 AM  

The text seems to come from "India’s Largest Men’s Lifestyle Website":
https://www.mensxp.com/relationships/impress-women/47584-from-alpha-to-gamma-here-are-5-male-personality-types-that-decide-your-characteristic-traits.html
So Google employees understandably and intuitively or intentionally redirect information seekers to sources from their own cultures.
And now for another Google definition:
"sati
/ˈsʌtiː,sʌˈtiː/
noun historical
noun: suttee
a former practice in India whereby a widow threw herself on to her husband's funeral pyre."
Just so we know that it was all voluntary, not assisted suicide. And don't you be ethnocentric.

Blogger Brett baker September 22, 2019 5:57 AM  

Urban Dictionary has fallen.

Blogger Rabid Ratel September 22, 2019 6:01 AM  

Gregory the Great wrote:Just so we know that it was all voluntary

This is the same volunteering as in the army, where the sargeant "volunteer" the necessary bodies.

Blogger C-Speaks September 22, 2019 7:08 AM  

The most Gamma post ever made. I bet all the Alphas can't wait to "mature" into annoying worms who women find disgusting.

Blogger tdcommenter September 22, 2019 7:18 AM  

That statement is definitive in a delusional sense.

Blogger ScottC September 22, 2019 7:51 AM  

That's from a website in India.

Blogger Dan in Georgia September 22, 2019 7:57 AM  

Aktually...Superman is an Alpha who secretly aspires to one day be as Gamma as Clark Kent.

Blogger Stilicho September 22, 2019 9:00 AM  

Oh, that definition actually is a good definition of gamma... just not in the way the author thinks.

He's even set the stage for his defense of "ha ha, just kidding, can't you take a joke" when confronted. Gammas are so cowardly they plan their lives around ways to avoid confrontation when caught in a lie.

Gammas don't aspire to be alphas, they are insanely jealous of alphas, but Gammas aspire to be the snarky, bitchy lambdas that always hang out with the chicks.

Blogger John Bradley September 22, 2019 9:14 AM  

"Joke's on you... I came!"

Blogger thalios September 22, 2019 9:15 AM  

I've never actually done a search for "gamma male" in google (I rarely ever use it). When I do that search in DDG, I get some reasonable highlights with a Vox Popoli link at #4.

But when I do that search on Google, I get a long list of planted and re-ranked results (Vox Popoli finally makes an appearance on page 8). Man... the folks at Google really do have a hate on for Vox. It's quite amusing actually, but also a good example of how these asshats can control a narrative. Obviously the definition of gamma isn't that important overall, but it clearly demonstrates the impact this kind of wallpapering over of the truth can have on what a group believes. They're losing though... and it's a mildly entertaining thing to watch.

Blogger VFM #7634 September 22, 2019 10:27 AM  

@48 Doktor Jeep

High-functioning omega or ex-omega here. I think you're mostly correct. In particular, your last point about the omega preferring to be comfortable rather than happy. It's more comfortable to stay stuck in the rut, but for someone hooked on drugs, it's likewise more comfortable to stay on the drugs rather than go to rehab. So I guess women dump omegas for the same reason they do, say, alcoholics. But also, a lot of the coaching on Alpha Game for helping gammas also helps omegas. Not all of it, of course, but there's enough overlap between gammas and omegas, particularly in their internal attitudes and what women find unattractive, that a lot of the anti-gamma advice does help, and quite effectively.

Also, I do think you're wrong that sigma and omega are only apparently close, but are completely different internally. Rather, I think that omega minus gamma equals sigma.

Blogger Dave September 22, 2019 10:50 AM  

Gregory the Great wrote:The text seems to come from "India’s Largest Men’s Lifestyle Website"

Seems? You dropped a seems in a Vox Popoli post on gammas?

Startpage's top result is the article at the website you reference.

While their gamma definition was rather amusing, this statement from the article really takes the cake:

The Greeks came up with a flawless alphabetical system which enabled science to put men and women under certain personality types, so they could attract each other through that instead. Like an alpha personality male is best suited for a beta personality female.

It was definitely all calculated and measured correctly for us to find our life partners. But in order to do that, it's imperative for you to figure what your personality type is.

Blogger Doktor Jeep September 22, 2019 12:15 PM  

Azure Amaranthine wrote:

What is it with you and speed runners. You've mentioned them like three separate times in different threads.



Look it up. You will cringe.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine September 22, 2019 12:21 PM  

I know what it is. What do I care if some guys like to race in videogames rather than enjoy them normally. I'm sure some of them are also freakazoids, but I know at least a couple who aren't.

As long as it's not dominating their life it's probably not an issue.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine September 22, 2019 12:23 PM  

I think people trying to break into making their living off of youtube in general are not bright, much like aspiring actors and actresses. That being said, not everyone who puts things on youtube is there to try to make bank.

Blogger Daniel September 22, 2019 12:59 PM  

SJW always redefine

Blogger Gregory the Great September 22, 2019 12:59 PM  

Dave, 400 million Indian men cannot be wrong about gammas, it would seem.

Blogger Mr. Roshi September 22, 2019 1:15 PM  

I'm redefining sitting on one's ass as exercise, that way I can just watch tv and get in shape.
it's all so stupid. pretending to be what you're not doesn't change who you are.

Blogger Gregory the Great September 22, 2019 2:52 PM  

@Dave: I cannot even open the Indian website from Europe, thst is ehy I wrote "seems". More important imo is that Google now references such half-baked journalism as the authorative definition of something. If you invite Calcutta in you will become Calcutta.

Blogger Dave September 22, 2019 3:48 PM  

That is regretful, Greg. You're missing out on articles such as Why Indians Fail to Win Olympic Medals and 6 Effective Hacks to Get Rid of Annoying Bacne.

Blogger Gregory the Great September 22, 2019 4:48 PM  

Dave, that sounds like we have discovered a gold mine there.

Blogger Paul M September 22, 2019 6:21 PM  

Ransom Smith wrote:I have never once heard a grown man with a sense of self respect refer to themselves as "fun loving".

IOW, grown men have the ancient virtues of Gravitas and Dignitas.

Blogger Archer September 22, 2019 8:43 PM  

The writer of this is a guy going by "Robin Wood". His writing style seems feminine. I would guess he's a Λ.

Blogger Student in Blue September 22, 2019 9:53 PM  

The Greeks came up with a flawless alphabetical system which enabled science to put men and women under certain personality types, so they could attract each other through that instead.

Thank you, Science.

It's honestly hilarious.

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