Thursday, September 05, 2019

Withdrawal is a bitch

Apparently Creepy Joe hadn't fed on the flesh of young Haitian children recently enough:
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden's left eye filled up with blood while answering a question at CNN's climate town hall Wednesday night. Biden was answering a question about fracking when the blood became noticeable. He then turned to take a question about China's role in carbon emissions, and the blood was difficult to miss.
There is no way the DNC is going to permit him to be the nominee. Not when he might literally dissolve into a puddle of gore on national TV without even being staked.

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Blogger DJ | AMDG September 05, 2019 5:33 AM  

Immediately after the town hall he actually tweeted, “We can't turn a blind eye to the way in which environmental burdens are distributed unevenly along racial and socioeconomic lines.”


Blogger wahr01 September 05, 2019 5:40 AM  

This is actually a serious disappointment.

Lieawatha didn't get that name without good reason: She's quite capable of faking "sane 1990's normie democrat" without a hint of shame, and the alphabet soup lie factories will cover for her by hook, crook, or gas-lighting.

Blogger Brett baker September 05, 2019 5:42 AM  

Kuru, or is the skinsuit dissolving faster?

Blogger wahr01 September 05, 2019 5:47 AM  

Mind you, just a couple years before running for senate in a blue hell-state, Warren spent her time giving lectures about how the end of trad-con stay-at-home women is the real cause of the death of the middle class.

The media dutifully covered for her on this, allowing her to adopt the skin-suit of a progressive.

She'll go into the general saying "open borders? what open borders? I never said open borders" and anyone who says otherwise will be called "fake news" and silenced for "disinformation"

Blogger Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 September 05, 2019 5:53 AM  

I'm sure Joe was just trying out to be the next Wicked Witch of the West... if only to get his hands on Dorothy.

Blogger D E K September 05, 2019 5:56 AM  

Drudgereport's title picture should be the end of his campaign.Nonetheless I still hope for him running against the God Emperor. What speaks for him is, that a Vice President would really become president. So maybe Harris would push him to stay in the race...

Blogger Section 8A September 05, 2019 6:14 AM  

That Drudge picture was simply awful. Too early in the morning for that. BTW, I work in the black community, and Harris is invisible.

Blogger Paulito September 05, 2019 6:28 AM  

@7 is "work in the black community" a euphemism for "drug dealer"? I'm just curious.

Blogger tublecane September 05, 2019 6:30 AM  

I'm no doctor, but there could be a great many causes of an eye hemorrhage in a 76 year-old. But since this is no random 76 year-old, human meat withdrawal is likely.

Blogger Homesteader September 05, 2019 6:31 AM  

I tried to watch the CNN Special Olympics for Pseudoscience, but the idiot senator lady hurt my head too much, so I had to stop. But, no doubt they'll attribute Creepy Joe's sanguinous eye to barometric changes brought about by Hurricane Dorian, because Drumpfh, or something.

As far as the whole "CO2 is bad, gosh darnit", and the attendant Democratic crisis-spending reflex,
The Silicon Greybeard has a lovely little page demonstrating, with mathematical precision, the absolute, concrete absurdity of ANY attempt at CO2 reduction.

But, they will never let a man-made hoax crisis go to waste, will they?

(Especially since the 19th amendment rendered all political debate in this country effectively at the level of an after-school kaffeeklatch.)

All they need to do is share folksy never-happened anecdotes, and use recent examples of bad weather, (even though they are still within historical norms), since my fellow Americans have a case of collective long-term memory loss that would do an Alzheimers ward proud.

Indeed, I fear for my country when I consider that God is just- and ALL Americans are STILL fed, regardless.

Blogger Cloudbuster September 05, 2019 6:39 AM  

Joe's just being super-progressive:

Blogger Gregory the Great September 05, 2019 6:46 AM  

It is becoming hard to believe that any of the democrats in congress and senate does not have a preference for "the specialty of the house" as Roald Dahl once described a certain kind of meat. Can we please dig up their back gardens and cellars to look for remains?

Blogger MATT September 05, 2019 6:47 AM  

Woke up late for work today, was in a terrible mood until reading this

Blogger Amy September 05, 2019 6:48 AM  

They ARE blaming Dorian on Trump!

We call this rag The Star (of David) Ledger here in good ole Blue Jersey. No one is having it with this writer, Moran.

Blogger Arthur Isaac September 05, 2019 6:53 AM  

Chokesonschlongus it is then.

Blogger Azimus September 05, 2019 6:53 AM  

How is this guy going to last 14 more months?

Blogger Homesteader September 05, 2019 6:58 AM  

Creepy Joe batting a bloody eye during a climate-change debate.

Hurricane DORIAN tearing a new asshole through the Carribean.

Cannibal and Pedo activities concentrated in that same area.

"The Picture of DORIAN Grey", a novel about a man whose sins eventually caught up with him..

Coincidence? You be the judge...

Blogger Autumn Millennial September 05, 2019 6:59 AM  

Could this be Oprah gearing up for her presidential campaign?
Oprah Winfrey launching wellness arena tour in early 2020

Blogger urthshu September 05, 2019 7:07 AM  

Too bad Hillary killed off that doctor who helped during her campaign. Joe could have used him.

Blogger Gregory the Great September 05, 2019 7:15 AM  

@Homesteader: Well played!

Blogger Emmett Fitz-Hume September 05, 2019 7:23 AM  

Homesteader wrote:Creepy Joe batting a bloody eye during a climate-change debate.

Hurricane DORIAN tearing a new asshole through the Carribean.

Cannibal and Pedo activities concentrated in that same area.

"The Picture of DORIAN Grey", a novel about a man whose sins eventually caught up with him..

Coincidence? You be the judge...

Ha! Awesome.

Blogger Karen took the Kids September 05, 2019 8:03 AM  

Climate change makes your eye bleed. 96% of climate scientists agree.

Blogger Gregory the Great September 05, 2019 8:16 AM  

It was Trump! The mere thought of him drove Biden's blood pressure through the roof. The vein in the eye gave first.

Blogger Mocheirge September 05, 2019 8:22 AM  

I wonder if this is related to the aneurysm he had years ago.

Blogger urthshu September 05, 2019 8:28 AM  

Tell Tale Heart:
"I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! He had the eye of a vulture –a pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold..."

Blogger Damelon Brinn September 05, 2019 8:30 AM  

Seems like it's always the left eye.

Blogger Gettimothy September 05, 2019 8:31 AM  

Pepe on scene

Blogger thechortling September 05, 2019 8:33 AM  

a puddle of Gore!

Al sweats himself into a mess. Joe bleeds himself into the same.

Blogger Brick Hardslab September 05, 2019 8:36 AM  

I seem to remember Biden having brain surgery decades ago.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd September 05, 2019 8:44 AM  

Brick Hardslab wrote:I seem to remember Biden having brain surgery decades ago.

They implanted one? Or removed one? Either way, today Biden is unmarred by the ravages of intelligence.

Blogger Ska_Boss September 05, 2019 9:00 AM  

Somebody get that man some adrenochrome!

Blogger KG September 05, 2019 9:06 AM  

One of the more interesting theories that would explain the eye thing is the process of vril droning:

Blogger [Redacted] September 05, 2019 9:16 AM  

He did it to himself to increase the level of discourse around his candidacy, as well as make a subtle Satanist nod and do the whole "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King" routine. A man like that doesn't go through human flesh withdrawal voluntary.

Blogger dienw September 05, 2019 10:31 AM  

KG wrote:One of the more interesting theories that would explain the eye thing is the process of vril droning:

Stargate and the G'uald "symbiote" are based on the vril.

Blogger Crew September 05, 2019 11:19 AM  

If you looks at the polls here:

It seems that certain polls are making a concerted effort to boost Pocahontas to the front.

Blogger justaguy September 05, 2019 11:19 AM  

you stake zombies? I thought Joe was walking around looking for Braaaains!

Blogger Crew September 05, 2019 11:21 AM  

Someone else has a different take:

Blogger Dan in Georgia September 05, 2019 11:35 AM  

If he’s still on blood thinners, it’s possible

Blogger Gen. Kong September 05, 2019 12:03 PM  

Orca Winfree launching wellness arena tour in early 2020

So the Cetaceae will be tossing their flipper in the kiddie pool (which will easily bounce the others out). Perhaps she'll be offering pizza with walnut sauce in the arenas. If so, Creepy Joe should be first in line as he obviously needs a refill.

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Blogger The Lab Manager September 05, 2019 12:32 PM  

In other news, Trump pretty much demolished the CNN's warmunist climate change townhall with a handful of factual tweets. Even if the economy slows down, Trump could still win just by highlighting the stupidity of the left on almost any issue. I would guess he won't have to spend much money on negative campaigning; the left does a great job of producing material all by themselves.

Blogger kurt9 September 05, 2019 1:00 PM  

I think the fake Indian (Warren) is going to be the DNC nominee next year.

Blogger Geir Balderson September 05, 2019 1:35 PM  

... he might literally dissolve into a puddle of gore...

Ahh, that is an image of Biblical proportions. I say, let Biden debate. Bloody eyes there, masses of hair falling out, teeth chattering to the stage. It might be a wake up call for all the Demo liars.

I always wondered if Hilliary might have melted down if the campaign had gone on longer. Somehow her 'aides' rebuilt her weekly.

Blogger Steve Samson September 05, 2019 1:41 PM  

... he might literally dissolve into a puddle of gore...

Could be ebola. Maybe that dark meat was African, not Haitian, to save costs for the campaign.

Blogger HouellebecqGurl September 05, 2019 2:24 PM  

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Blogger Roberto Masioni September 05, 2019 4:34 PM  

Trump, among many others, has proven that it doesn't matter who is elected or what they say in their campaigns, Corporate Globohomo will have its way.

Blogger Longtime Lurker September 05, 2019 4:53 PM  

Joe Biden as the Crypt Keeper!

Blogger Edgar Abbey September 08, 2019 8:02 PM  

This reminds me of that woman in the movie Brazil who keeps getting chemical peels and her face becomes more and more bandaged every time we see her, until in the final scene, she's nothing more than a puddle of gory slush in a tray.

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