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Monday, October 14, 2019

Sony converges Cinderella

No tale is too classic for the Devil Mouse Sony to resist its urge to destroy:
Actor and LGBTQ activist Billy Porter has confirmed that he will play the role of the Fairy Godmother in James Corden’s forthcoming live-action movie musical Cinderella.
“I have a couple of movies that I’m working on,” Porter announced on the New Yorker‘s Instagram Stories. “I’m gonna be playing the fairy godmother in the new Cinderella movie with Camila Cabello.”

E! News reports that the 22-year-old Cabello will play the role of Cinderella while also helping to write the film’s music. Porter and Cabello are currently the only two actors announced for the remake, which is described as a “modern re-imagining of the classic fairytale.”
See, he's a FAIRY godmother. Get it! So clever. So brave. Thank you for this.

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106 Comments:

Blogger #7139 October 14, 2019 11:05 AM  

See, he's a FAIRY godmother.

Amazing. Truly it is a brave new world.

Blogger Nostromo October 14, 2019 11:11 AM  

Didn't Bewitched blaze this trail? Regardless, it's been done before... and since been protested as being offensively stereotypic by the faggots. But the wheel has come around once more.

Blogger Bellomy October 14, 2019 11:15 AM  

I don't think this is Disney.

So brave regardless.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan October 14, 2019 11:16 AM  

I see they are still mining the tapped out open pit mine of Conservative Outrage, ho hum, I'm bored. Blacks deserve Billy Porter, too bad for them but thems the wages of hate.

Blogger Nate October 14, 2019 11:18 AM  

the women folk are not happy about this at all. A lot of moms are just completely blind to the Disney poison... but tell them about this... and watch their eyes fill with absolute rage.

Pretty entertaining to be honest.

Blogger The Greay Man October 14, 2019 11:21 AM  

I thought the Cinderella movie was the first of this ten year plan to make live action versions of all the old films.

I never saw it but it was successful.

I guess they'll also add Beauty & the Beast back into the queue to make sure there are no white people in it.

That singer they mention isn't black or anything but I guess they need a non-blonde Cinderella for the revisionist history.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash October 14, 2019 11:23 AM  

Oliver Platt did it in CinderElmo 20 years ago. Featuring Kevin Clash, known child molester, as Elmo.

Blogger Amy October 14, 2019 11:24 AM  

Been there, done that.

And he was black, to boot.

https://moviocrity.com/2015/03/14/cinderella-1977/

Blogger Gregory the Great October 14, 2019 11:26 AM  

of course with that falsetto voice so popular in English pantomimes ("there is a monster behind you", "oh no, there isn't") and UK radio shows ("My name is Auntie Climax"). Presumably very funny indeed!

Blogger buzzardist October 14, 2019 11:27 AM  

Columbia and Sony, not Disney...not that it makes a huge difference.

Personally, I'm waiting in hot anticipation for the Disney "modern rethinking" of Steamboat Willie.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother October 14, 2019 11:28 AM  

Wait, didn't they already make a live action Cinderella already?

Blogger The Greay Man October 14, 2019 11:29 AM  

Bellomy: "I don't think this is Disney. So brave regardless."

You're right, I looked it up when I saw your comment.

* https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a29442280/cinderella-sony-cast/

I knew something didn't quite add up because I remember Cinderella kicked off the live action reboots. It was just really early. I never saw it.

Now that I know Sony is making it I have to laugh really hard - will it ever make it out of the script writing process? Haha.

Blogger kurt9 October 14, 2019 11:31 AM  

They really are shoving this stuff onto the kids.

It seems to me that sooner or later there will be a widespread backlash to this crap. Of course this assumes that there are still parents out there with some amount of backbone to them.

Blogger The Greay Man October 14, 2019 11:33 AM  

@Stg58

Yeah, I had the same reaction and then Bellomy said he didn't think it was Disney so I posted a link to it reporting Sony is producing the film.

Blogger Brett baker October 14, 2019 11:35 AM  

"A modern re-imagining of the classic fairy tale". All the aristocrats get guillotined?

Blogger Andy Evick October 14, 2019 11:39 AM  

Cleveland Steamer Willie

Blogger stevev October 14, 2019 11:44 AM  

I guess then James Corden will use this to announce his coming out of the closet.

Blogger D. October 14, 2019 11:47 AM  

>a “perverted re-imagining of the classic fairytale.”<

truth adjustment

Blogger Oswald October 14, 2019 12:00 PM  

It would be even more brave, if Cinderella was changed into a man and started dating the prince.

They can't help themselves. They are twisted at their core and everything they touch becomes twisted.

Blogger Ariadne Umbrella October 14, 2019 12:00 PM  

Off topic, but just saw the Owen Benjamin Gentiles working song. It was so startling to hear a nice thing about gentiles. I had to fight the urge to look around, even though I'm sitting in my own home. It was like the Adam Sandler Hanukkah song naming Jews, except it was gentiles. I had no idea how deep the programming went. I had to look around- inside my own house!!- to see if it was okay to say nice things about gentiles.

As the mother of a little blonde girl, I can say I haven't paid money to a theater to take my child to any Disney movie that doesn't feature blonde girls. That means she's seen Tangled and Frozen. She saw Cinderella, the original, from a VHS tape at the library, when she was three.

She's gone to the movies with friends, and paid her own chore money, and she's with friends who aren't blonde when she does it.

She also walks around saying she's "mediocre" because what she wants to do is have a life where she has a job in her community that helps kids, but isn't corporate climbing or power mad. She has no idea how virtuous and good her ambitions are. She thinks she's failing because she doesn't dream about being a technical scientist or a Supreme Court judge.

Blogger David Ray Milton October 14, 2019 12:23 PM  

Lame... they should have done Princess Charming.

And really, the whole story needs to be redone. Isn’t it obvious that the Prince is assuming his privilege by pursuing Cinderella? He just jumps to conclusions like a typical white man and assumes she’s going to drop everything (including her panties) the moment he shows up on her doorstep (stalker alert). Prince Charming needs to be taught a lesson. Dat bad bitch Cinderella gots a career and sheeeet... she can buy her own damn glass slippers.

Blogger Zaklog the Great October 14, 2019 12:24 PM  

Vox, I know you have a low opinion of Star Trek in general (or at least hold it in suspicion), but looking at the population explosion in Africa and its probable outcome, what is your opinion of the “prime directive”? I’m starting to see that a good bit differently than I used to.

Blogger Zaklog the Great October 14, 2019 12:26 PM  

She also walks around saying she's "mediocre" because what she wants to do is have a life where she has a job in her community that helps kids,

If she’ll listen to such advice, I’d suggest telling her the most important thing she could ever do is be a good wife and mother. Creating a loving, nurturing home for children is far, far more important than any kind of career track.

Blogger anorganicbear October 14, 2019 12:37 PM  

"James Kimberley Corden"

Oh.

Blogger Beans October 14, 2019 12:42 PM  

Dead to me. Bad enough they took all the real sting out of the fairy tales to begin with, but this crap? Dead to me forever. May a smashing meteor of death hit them (when the park is empty but the suits are still at work) and smash the place off the face of the Earth.

Maybe they're doing this on purpose. Hook Walt's headless body to a turbine and power it by his dead body spinning in the grave. That, or they are really forces of Satan are pretty much the only explanation that makes sense. (I'm leaning towards forces of Satan.)

Blogger Cloudswrest October 14, 2019 12:45 PM  

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Blogger Cloudswrest October 14, 2019 12:46 PM  

I wouldn't be surprised if they try to do a version of Snow White with a black actress. I can see the snickers now as people call "Snow White" "Coal Black".

Blogger LAZ October 14, 2019 12:46 PM  

@David Ray Milton: His name is Charming. Presumably he's good looking enough even the lesbians fall for his charms.

Blogger Sam October 14, 2019 12:48 PM  

@22
The Prime Directive only makes sense if it applies solely to starship captains to prevent them from spending their time playing God over some primitives instead of doing their job.

Leaving worlds to develop in a primitive state means they are defenseless if someone else comes by with a different opinion.

Blogger Engineer-Poet October 14, 2019 12:48 PM  

When Bob Asprin created the character of the Fairy Godfather, it was funny.

This is just a dungheap, deliberate cultural debasement.

Blogger Stilicho October 14, 2019 12:52 PM  

This is why Disney pushed so hard for perpetual copyrights--they want to prevent anyone from seeing the original. Future generations will think we've always been at war with Oceana...

Blogger Newscaper312 October 14, 2019 12:55 PM  

And the new Cinderella herself is... Hispanic.

Ah, I miss the days of innocent parodies like Jerry Lewis' Cinderfella, without the SJW knife-twisting.

Blogger The Pitchfork Rebel October 14, 2019 12:56 PM  

@3

Pretty sure Devil Mouse gets a cut of the gate as royalties and wouldn't grant IP rights if they really disapproved.

Blogger Newscaper312 October 14, 2019 1:00 PM  

@33
Don't think so -- the Cinderella concept is an old fairy/folk tale so cannot itself be copyrighted. Same way Peter Pan based on a story now in public domain is fair game to different studios.

Blogger S1AL October 14, 2019 1:03 PM  

Despite the default association, Cinderella is not and cannot be trademarked.

Blogger Newscaper312 October 14, 2019 1:07 PM  

WTH, re my reference to Peter Pan -- NOT completely PD. However stickign point is a UK CHildrens Hospital and not Disney.
What a mess frickin mess .

Blogger Nate73 October 14, 2019 1:08 PM  

The first time I read it through I thought it said a man was also playing Cindarella. I guess that'll be the sequel.

Blogger Newscaper312 October 14, 2019 1:10 PM  

Somehow I imagine we will never see a classic Disney big villain(ess) get blackwashed.

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 14, 2019 1:12 PM  

@21 David Ray Milton

If you want to do a really interesting variant of Cinderella then concentrate on the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella was blindly accepting a SHIT TON of supernatural help from the Sidhe. That stuff is NEVER free.

Honestly, the Fae folk would enslave you for a hundred years just for accepting a glass of wine from their table.

What all was "Fairy Godmother" going to demand in return for a dress, slippers and a carriage?

If Queen Cinderella is lucky, Godmother is only going to want her first born child. In exchange, Cinderella will be raising a Changling that will sit on the throne one day and she will never see her real child again.

And that is pretty mild compared to some of the other things a Sidhe might want.

And how did a Fae become a "Godmother" anyway?

I mean what god was involved here because it absolutely was not the White Christ. What was Cinderella's mother into? What deals had she made?

Was the "Wicked Stepmother" trying to protect her by telling everyone she was just a scullery maid?

If you are going to be different at least try to be interesting.

Blogger Tobias October 14, 2019 1:13 PM  

@33 I´m sure the Devil Mouse would be ecstatic to copyright Cinderella, but alas they´re based on old german fairytales collected by the Brothers Grimm, and those have been in the public domain forever. In fact, because they were in the public domain, Walt Disney decided to animate these particular fairy tales. Saved him some money at the time. So, anyone, including unauthorized.tv, can take a crack at turning these stories in motion pictures without having to pay a dime in royalties.

Blogger Redbeard October 14, 2019 1:25 PM  

As Paul Romano from pocketsofthefuture on youtube would say: JUST LET IT HAPPEN

Blogger Doktor Jeep October 14, 2019 1:28 PM  

Devilmousr is going light IMO.
I would have expected them to go high retcon and make Cinderella start out as an lonely boy.

Blogger Silent Draco October 14, 2019 1:28 PM  

Engineer-Poet beat me to the best supporting character in Asprin's Myth series. Add him at the end of the show, as the fairy godmother is stymied, with her invoking him by one last spell: "Maundy. Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday."

Make Comedy Great Again.

Make Travedty Extinct.

Blogger FoodForThought October 14, 2019 1:29 PM  

good luck keeping your heads buried in the sand and rationalizing this degeneracy away normies. Blatant enough yet for you to admit something is seriously wrong?

Blogger The Pitchfork Rebel October 14, 2019 1:32 PM  

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Blogger S1AL October 14, 2019 1:35 PM  

"What all was "Fairy Godmother" going to demand in return for a dress, slippers and a carriage?"

I have it on good authority that she might just be turned into a hound.

Interesting idea, though. Lots of room to play, since the older fairy tales are pretty mixed when it comes to the topic.

Blogger kurt9 October 14, 2019 1:37 PM  

I'm socially liberal and do not have kids and I still do not like this crap being pushed onto the kids, like we've seen over the past 4 years or so. Naturally people more conservative than myself are going to be more incensed about this stuff. It seems reasonable to me that this sort of crap WILL produce a major backlash at some point in the near future. The LBGTQ political types seem totally oblivious to this probability.

Blogger John Bradley October 14, 2019 1:45 PM  

Personally, I'm waiting in hot anticipation for the Disney "modern rethinking" of Steamboat Willie.

Or maybe an updated "Song of the South", starring an AK-weilding, expletive-spewing Samuel Jackson as Uncle Remus.

I wouldn't be surprised if they try to do a version of Snow White with a black actress. I can see the snickers now as people call "Snow White" "Coal Black".

"Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs" is one of those cartoons (1943) that they never show any longer, for some reason.

Blogger Fuzzums Wuzzums October 14, 2019 1:47 PM  

I was going to make a joke about how the next PlayStation console will be called PS+ but then I realized Sony already has something called PlayStation Plus.
Ahead of its time.

Blogger Bibliotheca Servare October 14, 2019 2:01 PM  

Cataline, the problem is, everything you just said is too simultaneously interesting, and true, for them to be willing to explore it.

Also, they can't permit the possibility/idea that -handouts- (sorry, "gifts") might come with strings attached to become common knowledge again...

Also, do you know a guy named Dresden? Cause I understand he had a similar situation, and his Sidhe godmother insisted on her right to turn him into a hellhound in return for the gift she gave him.

Seriously though, that is a great series of questions...and I can imagine quite a few possibilities for entertaining, and educational, answers to those questions. Much more interesting than fricking Carnival Row, that's for damned sure.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash October 14, 2019 2:04 PM  

kurt9 wrote:The LBGTQ political types seem totally oblivious to this probability.
They think they've won the civil war and have moved on to reconstruction. Or, a closer analogy, they've won WWII and have moved on to de-Nazification.

Blogger cecilhenry October 14, 2019 2:09 PM  

This sounds like cultural misappropriation



Or maybe just more hostile (((subversion))).

Blogger opal October 14, 2019 2:13 PM  

--- Report from Normieland ---

Demographic: Upper middle class , white, overeducated, normie moms.

Setting: Mom’s weekend away.

Topics: 3% gossip about people we used to know: 97% what kind of world are we bringing all these children into and how can we make happy homes in spite of it?

Findings:
- Drag queen story hour: “Omg. Wtf?” Of course that is pedophile grooming. Hard pass.

- From the married women to the unmarried women: your boyfriend/future husband does not have to make more money than you right now but you have to be able to live on his income so you can stay home and avoid all this madness. A good man will rise to that challenge if you are a good and loving wife and mother. Get out of debt, start investing, prepare yourself to be an investor/asset and not a spender/liability wife. Learn to cook, bring him beer in the shower after a hard day at work, don’t nag.

- The government probably are corrupt pedophiles or they wouldn’t be freaking out like they are. What does Trump know that has them all so afraid of him? And why do they think he will expose it? He used to be or at least pretended to be one of them, after all. No idea what changed, but “The Apprentice: Political Edition” is hysterical. Hopefully the season finale will be “You’re ALL fired!” Could we actually start over from scratch if he just outright fired/arrested/shot everybody? Yeah, probably…

- Sex traffic across the border is real. Trump saying so doesn’t make it false. We actually do have to know who is coming into this country, if they are terrorists, if they have diseases, and they can’t be on welfare. And also, illegally entering a country is illegal.

- Birthright citizenship is insane.

- Single white friend should not continue dating Asian guy if she has reservations about creating children who will never be accepted by the white people or the Asian people. Her parents are correct.

- When the Trump supporters say that white men are the most threatened people in America right now, they “kind of have a point. I’m bringing a son into a society that is going to hate him just for having blonde hair and blue eyes.”

- Vox – is that book you floated a while back of vignettes on how homogenous white American life used to be still in the works? We’ve all had snippets, but are too young to really remember. “I was in [Eastern European Country] this summer and everyone was white and everyone was dorky dancing and no one cared because they were all the same and it was so relaxing and fun.”

- The Jewish guy at work not being upset about Notre Dame burning, just vaguely sorry that some nice art maybe got damaged, indicates that he is not from this culture.

- The surveillance state is pervasive, intrusive, and evil. If the secret FISA court was issuing warrants to spy on political candidates, what other secret courts are out there and who else are they illegally spying on for political gain or worse?

- Just because some white people 400 years ago colonized the Native Americans doesn’t mean I have to let my kids get colonized now. That was wrong and sad, but my kids didn’t do it.

- “Trump’s delivery leaves a lot to be desired, but I’ve been there. Haiti is a shithole.”

- All of the advice the feminists had was wrong. Listen to your (great)grandma.

- "White privilege is IQ."

Conclusion: Complete and utter narrative collapse. This is how white, female CLINTON VOTERS from NYC/SF/LA are talking behind closed doors with people they trust.

Projected outcome: Trumpslide 2020. The alt right is inevitable.

Blogger Nikolai Collushnikov October 14, 2019 2:21 PM  

"Coal Black" made an appearance in one of the Grimm's stories if faulty memory serves.

The reminder of Fae People remind me of another group of very helpful people. I wonder ...

Princess Charming is still much too Victorian for modern sensibilities. It should be Princess Sassy. … Let you imaginations run wild ...

Blogger Nikolai Collushnikov October 14, 2019 2:24 PM  

Ah yes ... Snow White, Coal Black, Rose Red …

Blogger xevious2030 October 14, 2019 2:27 PM  

“It seems to me that sooner or later there will be a widespread backlash to this crap.”

Goes back to the imaginary red lines in people’s heads, which each individual person may think is a universal standard that everyone will act on. With the only red line being one an individual sets and will act on. It is communicable, but along the lines of SSH (to include situational, occasionally). Otherwise, it tends to be just talk or assumption. Two issues. The first is the comfort bubble, being able to get up, go to work, make a living, and have your home life. Bread. Upsetting what is acceptable in that pattern, is outside the norm. The second is vicarious experience, otherwise known as TV, movies, shared stories. Circuses. The latter is aided by the suspension of disbelief, that an external occurrence legitimizes and is in place of the actual experience. A learning technique that has been hacked. In other words, for the red lines to be meaningful, people need a SSH relationship that is strong enough to set a red line, provide loyalty to act on a crossing (or to cross and wait for attack), and either in a situation which the comfort bubble has already been burst or which has a SSH relationship is strong enough to take precedence over the comfort bubble. A crude description, but roundabouts. Mass action tends to be group action, and group action tends to be based on SSH relationships and tasking. Past expectations of a Delta here or there standing up with dialectic and raising a force, with the draw of a pure Alpha utilizing great rhetoric, to bring action and change, has not done well for reasons the SSH can help explain. With SSH providing keys to where success is more obtainable.

Blogger xevious2030 October 14, 2019 2:30 PM  

“It seems to me that sooner or later there will be a widespread backlash to this crap.”

But yes, it is getting to the point where quite a few more people are unwilling to express support for or engage in traveling further down into the pit. That the pit has no bottom is becoming easier to recognize.

Blogger Stilicho October 14, 2019 2:34 PM  

@34 true, but it depends on if Sony steals from the Disney version. It's not like they aren't a bunch a lazy unimaginative thieves in Pedowood these days.

Blogger CarpeOro October 14, 2019 2:47 PM  

Went with my wife to watch the last Rambo movie. There wasn't a single preview I had interest in seeing. Maybe it is just me getting tired of "white man bad" syndrome. Or just getting to the point when I see cast members for a movie and just based on that decide Redbox is as far as I'm willing to spend money on it. I'd rather stay home and watch John Wayne "B" movies while on the computer, or watch "Charade" or "Laura" from my DVDs. The trailer for the newest "Star Wars" movie makes me less interested in rewatching the prequel trilogy. The only movie I know of out on the horizon that I'm looking forward to is Rebel's Run.

It's funny, although I generally don't like his music, but Bruce Springsteen had a rare moment back in the 1990s with the song "57 channels and nothing on". There are more authorized channels yet the problem persists.

Blogger Crew October 14, 2019 2:51 PM  

I can only say that Rebel's Run is going to be a smash hit at this rate!

Blogger Ora Tevzre October 14, 2019 3:09 PM  

Years ago I remember buying a copy of Shrek on VHS. I have always loved the moral beauty of fairy tales and when I saw the cynicism and the way everything was twisted I was so disgusted I took it back and got my money back.

"But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea."

Blogger LP9 October 14, 2019 3:39 PM  

Sony couldn't pay Jeffery Starr enough.

Blogger Steb October 14, 2019 4:04 PM  

Mothers, when they're telling their children what to do if they get lost would presumably want them to find a nice lady to help them and not some flamboyant homosexual. So why aren't they worried about movies eroding their children's natural instincts for self preservation. Ultimately, that's what discrimination is.

Blogger sammibandit October 14, 2019 4:21 PM  

- When the Trump supporters say that white men are the most threatened people in America right now, they “kind of have a point. I’m bringing a son into a society that is going to hate him just for having blonde hair and blue eyes.”

This has been true since at least the 1950s when kids who looked like they could be German immigrated with their parents to the New World. I have it on good authority from my relatives on both sides that they suffered a lot worse than anyone blonde does now. One uncle was nearly murdered as a boy and left for dead in a ditch. Luckily his younger brother saw the crime and the uncle was saved, found unconscious in said ditch several miles away. Police not caring is old hat. My dad's side fought until the brunette Catholics accepted them. Half a year maybe.

So what do you do? I was blonde and still am, but am female. You teach your kids to fight, to hang out with people who look like them including red heads. And don't ever let them forget God made them that way for a reason. If you haven't already, join an ethnic church where all the kids are blonde regardless if they maintain the trait past puberty. I've yet to think of anything scarier than evil eye coming from icy blue eyes under a mop of blonde or red hair. Remember that. We scare more people just by existing and watching what's going on around us than anything. And responses to phenotypes don't change too fast.

Blogger Franz Lyonheart October 14, 2019 4:48 PM  

By a wide margin, the scariest of the German Märchen (fairy tales) as documented by the Brothers Grimm, for the children which are the prime audience of fairy tales, without any doubt is Hänsel und Gretel. And at the same time, the most fascinating formation them.

Ever wondered why that may be?

In allen naturally developing child, the world it's ordered. Men are strong, women are good.

Hänsel und Gretel inverts (initially) both offer it. All the women are evil (the Witch, and even the Mother - even to the point that it's unclear whether they are two persons or one and the same). All men are weak (the one man in the story - the Father. A nice guy, but a weakling).

And the children suffer for it.

Story of feminism and degeneracy right there. Worst outcome.

Of course,the fairy tale ends on an positive note. Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute.

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 14, 2019 4:49 PM  

@Bibliotheca Servare

I suppose there is always the possibility that Cinderella was herself a Changling. After all we know very little about her real mother.

And that would explain why the Fae were so aggressive in promoting her interests.

Blogger Franz Lyonheart October 14, 2019 4:52 PM  

Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute.

I suppose a very loose translation of this could be : the future belongs to those who show up.

Blogger sammibandit October 14, 2019 5:02 PM  

@Franz Lyonheart.

Whoa there, watch the spoilers on H&G! Some of us don't know that the story never changes and shows up in different language groups in synchrony. Weird, eh? This story has legs. Seriously though, once you see the patterns.

On one of St. Efan's videos about witch parents there was a commenter who said witches aren't bad and that they're just wise women in the forest like the one in H&G. Man alive, these people. The thread was full of witch apologists.

Blogger Amy October 14, 2019 5:13 PM  

I thought H&G was about neglect, spite, and the tendency for the lost children of such parents to be taken by Gypsies and/or small hats.

Blogger Dave Dave October 14, 2019 5:22 PM  

While Disney and Sony are ruining everything that was good, we're getting new IPs from Japan like Chainsaw Man; a man who kills demons by transforming his head into a chainsaw and growing chainsaws out of his arms and legs. In the long term, creativity from the small guys will beat the financial dominance of the faggot executives.

Blogger VFM #7634 October 14, 2019 5:27 PM  

Somehow I imagine we will never see a classic Disney big villain(ess) get blackwashed.

Ursula the Sea Witch. Give her a thick Haitian accent and a bunch of voodoo paraphernalia, while we're at it.

Blogger mrpinks October 14, 2019 5:32 PM  

I love the Blaxploitation movie genre!!!

Blogger sammibandit October 14, 2019 5:40 PM  

@Amy, yep.

Blogger The Lab Manager October 14, 2019 5:42 PM  

Went with my wife to watch the last Rambo movie. There wasn't a single preview I had interest in seeing. Maybe it is just me getting tired of "white man bad" syndrome.

I'm tired of all the 'duh-versity' programming as well. Or the 100 lb female kicking 300 lb guy's ass with a couple of karate kicks. Look at shows like NCIS or SWAT where you have women bosses and always diversity. It's tiresome.

Blogger Karen took the Kids October 14, 2019 6:08 PM  

Camilla Cabello isn't brown enough for a modern re-imagining surely. Hopefully she's disabled in some way.

Blogger Lovekraft October 14, 2019 6:41 PM  

They are going nuclear as more and more studies come out showing the disastrous trajectory their ideology is heading towards.

The networks behind these activists have to receive full and sustained public attention. With legacy media allied with them, however, this will continue to be a struggle.

Blogger HouellebecqGurl October 14, 2019 6:47 PM  

Camilla Cabello is a Beaner. So, a non white Cinderella as well as a black queer Godmother.
Expect it to be majority diversity, same as everything will be going forward.

Blogger Pseudotsuga October 14, 2019 6:54 PM  

Franz Lyonheart wrote:By a wide margin, the scariest of the German Märchen (fairy tales) as documented by the Brothers Grimm, for the children which are the prime audience of fairy tales, without any doubt is Hänsel und Gretel. And at the same time, the most fascinating formation them.

Time to let my pedant flag fly high....
The tales collected by Grimm's were not children's tales. (How they became so is another tale...)
Folk tales at the time were for adults, by adults. They were ways of discussing the mores and morality of the day in an artistic way. The Grimms were collecting them as a reaction against the Frenchification of German culture; they were trying to get back to the German roots, by collecting old tales that, they felt, best illustrated the National culture. Yes, the Grimms were Nationalists, and white, and European! gasp...
No wonder SJW people feel the need to converge the badthink.
We would *never* do that to other cultures' (Japanese, Chinese, African, Indian, etc.) folktales, no indeed...

Blogger Gen. Kong October 14, 2019 7:06 PM  

Pretty sure Devil Mouse gets a cut of the gate as royalties and wouldn't grant IP rights if they really disapproved.

Not necessarily. The original story was published in 1697 by Charles Perrault as Cendrillon ou la petite pantoufle de verre. This had been adapted into countless other works (retellings, operas, ballets, etc.) long before Disney made the 1930s movie - which is the only IP they can charge anyone for. Perrault's story itself is based upon a folk-tale going back to ancient times. The story is public domain. Despite Devil Mouse's endless lobbying for perpetual copyright - supported by the Grabbler Mnunchkin and other swamp-creatures in the present administration - they don't yet have it all the way back to 1697. Looks like an opportunity for an enterprising movie maker to me.

Blogger Avalanche October 14, 2019 7:21 PM  

@29 "Leaving worlds to develop in a primitive state means they are defenseless if someone else comes by with a different opinion."

Are you writing about Star Trek or China in Africa?

Blogger CM October 14, 2019 7:21 PM  

There's this awful children's story book for girls with stories about RBG, Hillary, and Lilith (aka sumerian demon Judaic heretics claim is the first wife of Adam because of the bizarre two creation accounts claim).

It claims "bad girls change the world," implying only girls who fight the status quo do great things. What a way to treat good girls as nobodies with nothing to contribute.

So yeah, fight that propaganda hardcore. Any good girl you meet in church, youth settings, coaching, whatever - they need to hear they are not nobodies.

Blogger Bobiojimbo October 14, 2019 7:48 PM  

Someone should make a movie about Lot and Sodom and Gamora.

Blogger Rattlesnake_Kid October 14, 2019 8:19 PM  

Fairy FagTranny is going to educate Cubanella on consent and violent male sexuality before she goes to the Ball, assuming the Prince is still white of course. I look forward to watching that dumpster fire of a scene on the web.

Blogger damaris.tighe October 14, 2019 8:23 PM  

The English have had male Fairy Godmothers and Ugly Sisters in our Christmas pantomimes forever... as stock comic grotesques.

I see they didn't want to use the actual Ugly Sisters for their entryism for some reason...

Blogger Chief_Tuscaloosa October 14, 2019 8:36 PM  

O Lord, make my enemies ridicu....HEY THANKS!

Blogger Lazarus October 14, 2019 8:49 PM  

Bobiojimbo wrote:Someone should make a movie about Lot and Sodom and Gamora.

With Lot's wife turning to look, and thinking, "But the parties were so much fun!"

Blogger Lazarus October 14, 2019 8:50 PM  

Next thing you know, daughter instigated incest is committed.

I think the grabblers will like the script.

Blogger Ariadne Umbrella October 14, 2019 8:54 PM  

Kind of in a position right now where I can't say "trust a man, marry him and raise his children." I did that, and dear spouse has a hobby of chasing Russian whores. Thought I married a good, Christian man, upright, dedicated, etc. Turns out, he's a drunk, a whoremonger, a sexual degenerate, and my kids are trying to keep me alive right now. And I am breaking my heart and soul trying to redeem this travesty, so that my kids can have a safe, good childhood.

I just got a part-time job that should segue to a full-time job, and spouse is in the middle of drinking himself out of another job.

My view: four wonderful children, with sheltered childhoods, strong Christians, and God has some strange opinions about comfort, versus virtue. My ancestors, I can feel them helping me and strengthening me, as saints.

Cinderella, by some pagan readings, is Helle, the child of the earth goddess, which is why the Sidhe help her: she's one of them. She has been orphaned and abandoned in a Christian land, and needs all the help she can get.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( 'A Pillowed Dawn', the Boomer Horror movie ) October 14, 2019 8:59 PM  

James Corden is in the closet?

Blogger Al K. Annossow October 14, 2019 9:56 PM  

OK, I can imagine a limp wristed fairy godmother saying stuff like "You go girl" and "You didn't need me - you had it within yourself all along;" And oppressive step sisters saying she needed to learn how to be a good housewife. But will Cinderella have a cat?

Blogger AbnEng October 14, 2019 9:58 PM  

After somebody suggesting Cinderella’s “fairly godmother” was a fey being, I need to set the record straight. I heard the real story of Cinderella from a Bundeswehr Hauptmann one long winter night at Hohenfels. Mistress Cindy’s “fairy godmother” was a nice Catholic girl who might have become a nun if it wasn’t for the Wachtmeister, but that is another story. A witch, she wasn’t.

The original movie is the story as Margarive Cinderella (technically, she wasn’t a princess, or a queen) told it to her five year old daughter, with the illustrations as the young girl remembered imagining the story.

The first thing you have to know is that Cinderella’s father, the Ritter, commanded a squadron of cuirassiers in the Austro-Hungarian empire. The nickname of the unit was “The White Mice”. White from the color of their uniforms and their dapple grey horses; mice ironically as the average trooper was 6’ 2” and 200 pounds. After Cinderella’s mother died, her father married Dinah Goldfarb ne Rothstein, a widow with two young girls. Cindy's father tragically sickened and died soon after the wedding; he never did taste the difference in the red wine. Dinah, although an earnest defender of the workers in print and conversation, laid off the staff of veteran white mice as well as Maria and the other women of the household staff. Maria was immediately hired by Cinderella’s mother’s best friend, but Dinah always insisted none of Cindy’s parent’s friends, retainers, or relatives have contact with Cindy.

The pumpkin that turned into a coach was actually a half-dozen pumpkin pies Maria traded to borrow a coach, hence pumpkin turning into a coach. The “White Mice” footmen were not literally mice that were white, they were cavalrymen from Cindy’s father’s unit. The dress came from Maria’s mistress, Cindy’s mother’s best friend. And the old Margrave made sure Cindy was at the ball. He knew Cindy’s mother, had served with her father, wanted the best for his son, and knew blood lines run true.

“Happier ever after” probably doesn’t mean what you think it does given the history of Eastern Europe from 1912 – 1990, but Cindy always said she did, and that is also another story.

Dinah did get a 9mm in the head in the chaos of 1919, but none of the White Mice know how it happened.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine October 14, 2019 10:36 PM  

"Ursula the Sea Witch. Give her a thick Haitian accent and a bunch of voodoo paraphernalia, while we're at it."

Too late. Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean.

"We would *never* do that to other cultures' (Japanese, Chinese, African, Indian, etc.) folktales, no indeed..."

KAMEHAMEHA to the West. Well, that might count more as them doing it to themselves.

Blogger Zaklog the Great October 14, 2019 11:35 PM  

Kind of in a position right now where I can't say "trust a man, marry him and raise his children." I did that, and dear spouse has a hobby of chasing Russian whores.

So you made a mistake. And women can easily make mistakes that derail/destroy their careers. Either is vulnerable to error. That doesn't change the fact that objectively, being a good mother and creating a safe home for children is the best thing a woman can do for the world.

(Yes, he is responsible for his actions. And yes, you are responsible for your choice of him as a mate. At the same time, your own parents and family were responsible for helping you see such problems ahead of time. I don't know if they may have failed in that.)

Blogger Trinian October 15, 2019 12:03 AM  

Back in 1817, Rossini composed an opera about Cinderella where the part of the fairy godmother was the Prince's tutor (male) and the evil stepmother was an evil stepfather.

Blogger Richard Martel October 15, 2019 1:13 AM  

Yeah I would love to see Vox and the Unauthorized crew take a crack at some Brothers Grimm stuff. However, Midgard featuring Epic Thor first!

Blogger Paul M October 15, 2019 1:33 AM  

Ugly stepsisters and wicked stepmothers have *always* been played by middle-aged men in pantomime. It's an old, old, very old indeed tradition. Maybe not the fairy godmother, but still.

Peter Pan? Usually played by a female.

The theatre has always been a queer place.

Blogger Wario's Mart October 15, 2019 2:43 AM  

Why are people talking about women and theatre. The point is the double entendre and the fairy godmother being explicitly played by a homosexual. This is eagletons cultural poetics. These explanations and rationalisations and historical contextualisations are how they get away with the filth. Don't do that. Homosexual.men should be playing the female and non sexualized fairy godmother from a classic western tale.

Blogger Wario's Mart October 15, 2019 2:43 AM  

**Shouldn't be**

Blogger Evelyn October 15, 2019 3:51 AM  

Cataline, the problem is, everything you just said is too simultaneously interesting, and true, for them to be willing to explore it.

Also, they can't permit the possibility/idea that -handouts- (sorry, "gifts") might come with strings attached to become common knowledge again...

Also, do you know a guy named Dresden? Cause I understand he had a similar situation, and his Sidhe godmother insisted on her right to turn him into a hellhound in return for the gift she gave him.

Seriously though, that is a great series of questions...and I can imagine quite a few possibilities for entertaining, and educational, answers to those questions. Much more interesting than fricking Carnival Row, that's for damned sure.

Blogger John Rockwell October 15, 2019 4:14 AM  

88. Ariadne Umbrella

The problem is that such men putting their best foot forward which is easy to do in an easy environment.

But pressures and temptation reveals their true natures over time.

Just as the experience of the desert exposed the unbelief of the Israelites and the flaws for all to see.

Trials of some kind prior to marriage for all suitors is required.

And a Good Father with a good eye for men to help evaluate potential suitors.

Blogger The Last Roman October 15, 2019 5:39 AM  

This is the deliberate poisoning of our youth by a pack of degenerates.

Blogger Daniele Grech Pereira October 15, 2019 7:53 AM  

So gay.

Blogger Avalanche October 15, 2019 11:06 AM  

@29 'The Prime Directive only makes sense ...
Leaving worlds to develop in a primitive state means they are defenseless if someone else comes by with a different opinion."

And this is the flaw in our White Western civilizations! Our forebears and way-too-many of our current snowflakes foolishly believed that giving savages "our technology and beliefs" would somehow turn them into us. Not just Magic Dirt, Magic Tech!

And among the savages we "helped" were savages with a slightly higher IQ/ability -- and now, new weapons and transport -- who could then go in and express their different opinions. And not just on other savages -- cause: "they're heeeere!" Obviously our foreign overlords do not make this mistake. See: "wall, israel" -- but they are happy to stir the world's pot because it helps them destroy us.

Why should these lesser civilizations, of you can call them that, NOT be defenseless is someone not so restrained comes by? Nature is red in tooth and claw! Do you want to expend our blood and treasure protecting africans from the chinese? Kurds and "palestinian-arabs" from... apparently everyone in the middle east?

Oh, maybe you're a vegan who thinks we ought to protect gazelle and deer from those evil predators THAT GOD CREATED to prey on herd-beasts?

Blogger Avalanche October 15, 2019 11:09 AM  

@48 "Or maybe an updated "Song of the South", starring an AK-weilding, expletive-spewing Samuel Jackson as Uncle Remus."

Maybe someone on our side with skills should make that: salt the mine for the normies? Excerpt the normies have probably never heard of Song of the South....

Blogger braq October 15, 2019 1:14 PM  

I noted that Cinderella will be played by a half-Cuban, half-Mexican illegal alien who was supposedly awarded US citizenship at age 9 after being smuggled into the country. How does that work? The Cuban Adjustment Act grants Cubans special dispensation for obtaining legal residency in the US but there's no mention of granting citizenship to them or their children.

If she *is* still illegal, that would probably be even better PR for promoting this film.

Blogger Greg Hunt October 15, 2019 8:00 PM  

Is this real, or fantasy?

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