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Saturday, December 07, 2019

Devil Mouse doubles down again

They truly don't care if no one goes to see their movies anymore:
J.J. Abrams is hinting that a new gay character could be introduced in ‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’, but his giddy, woke comments show exactly one of the glaring flaws with the current franchise.

Abrams, who also directed ‘The Force Awakens’, explained to Variety that he wants to make sure the ‘Star Wars’ films “[look] more the way the world looks than not.” He added that he wants the LGBTQ community to “feel that they're being represented in the [new] film.”

If that sounds like the new ‘Star Wars’ film may be introducing an LGBTQ character, then you're probably right, but in typical Abrams fashion, he played coy when pressed for a direct answer.

“I will say I'm giving away nothing about what happens in the movie — but I did just say what I just said,” he teased.
At this point, I wonder if anyone actually cares. They've already destroyed their fan base, this is just jumping on the chopped-up bits as a prelude to soaking them with gasoline and setting them on fire.

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77 Comments:

Blogger Cy True December 07, 2019 11:15 AM  

https://babylonbee.com/news/rise-of-skywalker-to-introduce-first-lesbian-at-at?fbclid=IwAR1at9T0XIqcjeQGWJxbk5sV6BVUXNW_vIWB7YgzJgHLxHqtALCEmVXcrAk


Hahahah

Blogger Jab Burrwalky December 07, 2019 11:23 AM  

And then there's the actors for Poe and Finn essentially saying they wish their characters were gay...

Blogger Dane December 07, 2019 11:31 AM  

2 years ago this would have been news.
5 years ago this would have been tremendous news.
Today it's just the same old same old.
I'd honestly be more shocked if a Hollywood film had a predominantly white, heterosexual cast. But every film is the same multi ethnic managerie spouting the same tired liberal points. With the obligatory LGBTQ character.

Blogger maniacprovost December 07, 2019 11:32 AM  

Well ya know Star Wars is so permeated with heterosexual romance, that it's weird there AREN'T any LGBTQAII+ sex scenes.

In the first 10 movies, I count AT LEAST two heterosexual kisses in screen. And it was explicitly stated that everyone else was straight too, especially Lando and all the aliens with unknown biology.

Blogger Bear Of Logos December 07, 2019 11:36 AM  

@2 not as bad as Luke Skywalker himself saying "Luke Could be gay" even though the character clearly had a thing for Leia before they were awkwardly made into siblings last minute.

Blogger Dave December 07, 2019 11:40 AM  

Drag Queen Story Hour (DQSH) in each spaceship.

Blogger Timmy3 December 07, 2019 11:43 AM  

Finn rather go gay than pick fat Rose.

Blogger Gulo Gulo December 07, 2019 11:57 AM  

Break it all down

Blogger Uncle Maffoo December 07, 2019 12:10 PM  

Wasn't C-3PO Q enough for the LGBTQ+ element?

Blogger Zaklog the Great December 07, 2019 12:17 PM  

Women like stories of romance. But women who have had feminism thoroughly metastasize hold the delusion that the natural end of romance (family formation) is oppressive and patriarchal. But they still crave romance.

This, I think, produces this bizarre, vocal subset of fandom that writes fanfic putting every male character into a homosexual relationship.

Blogger Player 2 December 07, 2019 12:20 PM  

C3P0 is already in the movies. What am I missing?

Blogger Griffin the Grey December 07, 2019 12:21 PM  

At this point, I wonder if anyone actually cares.

Not many of the traditional core, now legacy/former, fanbase.

Talk about breaking the spell, Disney have reversed the hold Lucas Film had on their followers. Many of whom are now well employed with significant disposable income.

Blogger VFM #7634 December 07, 2019 12:24 PM  

It's interesting to see how the convergence has ramped up over time. Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus (2017) is out-and-out converged, far more than its 2014 predecessor The New Order. In the initial cutscene for New Colossus, B.J. Blazkowicz's father is depicted as an abusive Southerner who don't want his son dating no g-----ed n----ers, and his mother a poor put-upon wise Jew, despite the character originally being a Polish-American from Milwaukee. (Along with the obvious fact his surname, which his father would presumably have too, isn't English or Scotch-Irish.) The Swedecucks who run MachineGames just couldn't help themselves, I guess. I didn't have enough RAM for my video card to play it anyway, and this ensures I won't.

In this timeline, Blazkowicz has twin daughters who feature in the next installment, Youngblood. If they aren't (or haven't been) made into lesbians, or at least race-mixers, I'd be very much surprised.

Blogger Critias December 07, 2019 12:28 PM  

@3 At Halloween they had the Adams Family movie on TV. It's shocking how 'white' it was - no minorities anywhere. And that was only in the 90s.

Blogger SemiSpook37 December 07, 2019 12:28 PM  

Uh, even though it’s not established, I think we all know which door a certain protocol droid’s door swings.

Man, JJ is a lazy ass. Nobody cares. Shove it in your mystery box, Abrams.

Blogger Doktor Jeep December 07, 2019 12:30 PM  

On the upside this could swing the door open for a return to real pulp sci-fi that Star Wars stole from. What was it? I barely recall a profound comment on Geek Gab a long time ago. How sci-fi went from big men with screwdrivers and super science to little men with boring believable technology.
Notably we speak of things from Star Trek that we don't have now, like transporters and warp drive, bit our cell phones beat the pants off their communicators and anybody who fully exploits a LabVIEW module today would laugh at a Tricorder. I wonder if modern sci-fi is simply engineered to stifle imagination now and "woke" sci-fi is going to molest imagination in the basement.

Blogger cecilhenry December 07, 2019 12:49 PM  

Every Single Time:

You take the stories and mythos of another people and suck the life out of them to infuse them with your propaganda and subversive hatred while covering it over with a sugar filled layer of special effects and nostalgia that mimics the real thing.


If it wasn't so ugly it would be laughable to see that (((they))) don't grasp how obvious, and vicious, this is.


Babylon Bee is right again!!


https://babylonbee.com/news/rise-of-skywalker-to-introduce-first-lesbian-at-at

Blogger doctrev December 07, 2019 12:56 PM  

I still remember how betrayed John Wright was over Legend of Korra. Can't say I blame him, given how sneaky it was. Nowadays, though, I'd join the people who would be surprised if there wasn't a sop to degeneracy in Star Wars.

If you told people there was open homosexuality in a major motion picture, they certainly wouldn't take their kids to see it. Maybe that's changed somewhat, but just the notion represents tens of millions of dollars that isn't going towards Star Wars from their secondary base of movie-watching familiies. To say nothing of countries like China that are aggressively dismissive of degeneracy, but then fat Vietnamese women turned them off Star Wars- possibly permanently.

That won't matter if they're on track for another billion, but if they get much less?

Blogger Rick December 07, 2019 12:57 PM  

I saw the latest Godzilla movie last night. It was free on the plane (gee). Anyway, the dialog is terrible and the story a total rip off of Jurassic Park 2. We’ll, I lasted 30 mins, maybe it gets better.
The president is a fat black woman, the army colonel is a fat black woman with a crew cut, and the vertical takeoff pilot is either a black woman or a disinterested Latino woman warrior who experiences all the epic scenes as if they’re just annoying. These are the only ways they know how to play “man” roles.
Anyway, not kidding when I say the best acting by far is delivered by the monsters (who are of course CGI). The script is a thin quilt of cliches. Ordinary lines are deliver as epic poses.
The young girl from Stranger Things has only one facial expression (regardless of the movie or TV show) and she’s starting to look like she has Down’s.
Unintended thing which is interesting is the guy they intend to substitute for the sigma in Jurassic park (who was played by goldblum) in this movie comes across as a repellent gamma and the writers don’t know it.

Blogger Steve Canyon December 07, 2019 12:58 PM  

Seeru Beeyo going to be a jedi discovered in a foam-filled bathhouse far far away?

Blogger Slen December 07, 2019 1:02 PM  

If the SJW concern is to make this film and ostensibly any other TV show or commercial “[look] more the way the world looks than not” we should not have any more that 14% black and 3% homosexual representation. If a visitor from outer space came here and watch any amount of TV, he would think that America is 70% black and 50% homo.

Blogger Pathfinderlight December 07, 2019 1:09 PM  

I don't understand, how can we have a "rise of Skywalker" if all the Skywalker's are dead, either in real life or the movie?

Blogger Chief_Tuscaloosa December 07, 2019 1:28 PM  

Gay character...SINGULAR?! Is JJ Abrams homo-phobic, or something? And if it's only one character, is it male gay or lesbian? Wow, one of those groups is getting the shaft.

Blogger Fuzzums Wuzzums December 07, 2019 1:28 PM  

"They've already destroyed their fan base"

The best analogy is that they castrated their fanbase. It's gotten to the point that any competent Star Wars show/cartoon/comics/game will have the fans rejoice. The bar was lowered so much that now mediocrity looks like a masterpiece in their eyes. There are people who subscribe to Netflix because they heard it has this one good show.

I wonder now if Ryan Johnson was't just a sacrificial lamb. They made him do a shitty movie which failed to trick the fans, then in order to get the fans hyped for the next movie they fired him and replaced him with the GoT dudes. They of course didn't foresee the GoT fan outrage but no worries, they sacrificed the new meat too.

I'm certain this new SW movie won't suck, it will be just mediocre like episode VII. The fans will give it stellar reviews and tell everyone how SW is back and how SJW's are eternally BTFO'd. Then they'll push the agenda harder with the next one and the whole song and dance repeats itself.

Blogger Bucephalus December 07, 2019 1:41 PM  

Were there any gay characters in Spaceballs?

Blogger MagisterLudi December 07, 2019 2:09 PM  

Good. People need to stop giving the Devil Mouse their money. May they go as woke broke as fast as possible

Blogger English Tom December 07, 2019 2:16 PM  

Let's call it Reverse Midas Syndrome.

Everything they touch turns to shit.

Blogger FUBARwest December 07, 2019 2:17 PM  

This new movie IS going to suck if the leaks about it are true. There is no metaphor, it will literally be a skin suit by the end of this movie. Fan fiction at its absolute worst.

Blogger Lance E December 07, 2019 2:40 PM  

I don't know about you guys, but the one thing I care most about when I go to see a sci-fi flick with spaceships and death stars and laser guns and sentient robots and non-human aliens, is how much that movie looks the way the world looks.

Well done, J.J., you've unearthed the true essence of the medium!

Blogger Servant December 07, 2019 2:43 PM  

JJ's big regret is not being able to piss on it while trying to burn it at the same time.

Why do they think they won? Or why is this victory? It just further pushed people away from Hollywood. Is this what they want? Less people engaged with Hollywood? Less power? If they are rational they see what they are doing right?

Blogger qualitycontrol December 07, 2019 2:45 PM  

Hollywood LGBT has little to do with actual homosexuality or the other degenerate stuff. The makers just copy the heterosexual script to create the 'romance' with two men. This has little to do with reality because they conveniently leave out all the weird stuff, but most average moviegoers don't understand this because they are oblivious about the true nature of it. And how would they?! Most people, even liberals, don't have any gay friends that aggressively share their lifestyle with them.

It's devious because modern television and cinema has done more to normalize this freakshow than all they gay stuff pushed on kids in school. So it's important that Star Wars turns into a flop. And that we push back against it.

Blogger Crew December 07, 2019 2:54 PM  

Well, I will not be seeing the next Star Wars movie, again.

Indeed, I will not have anything to do with the Devil Mouse's products.

Blogger Pseudotsuga December 07, 2019 3:04 PM  

Whatever happened to "In a Galaxy Far Far Away," which means that it doesn't take place in our own?
I can't wait to see the sales figures for a new action figure based on the character...

Blogger Careless Whisper December 07, 2019 3:22 PM  

What kind of a pleb INTRODUCES NEW CHARACTERS IN ACT 3???

Blogger The Depolrable Podunk Ken Ramsey December 07, 2019 3:25 PM  

At this point all I'm rooting for is the Misplaced Starbucks Latte to strike again, and show up on set.

Blogger cecilhenry December 07, 2019 3:32 PM  

@31

Indeed, the level of delusion and ignorance regarding these things of the lay public, or EVEN the supposed, educated is truly shocking.


In a 3rd year medical class I remember an actual discussion about homosexual behavior and drug resistance and disease.

Somehow the question was asked by the professor of what was the typical number of male homosexual partners over say a 10 year period.


Now I sat silently and listened to the answer as I immediately knew a ballpark range (1000+ easy).

I watched highly intelligent female medical students and a lesser number of males give answers of 5 to 'same range as the rest of the population' and stare in complete disbelief at the number the prof gave (which was in the thousands)

Now these are supposed to reflective, curious and educated future professionals.

AND NOT A CLUE beyond the PC narrative.

And also certain they knew it all too!

They'd never even thought to ASK the question-- who is telling me about 'gay pride' and WHY???

Blogger FP December 07, 2019 3:34 PM  

@13

They're the two cringiest teenage you go grrl dudebro bad girls you ever did see. If the story wasn't dumb enough, the repetitive and badly designed gameplay makes it all the worse. Plenty of amusing reviews on it.

Blogger SciVo December 07, 2019 3:48 PM  

Can we say yet that pro-gay is anti-natalist and anti-life? Is that allowed?

Blogger Arthur Isaac December 07, 2019 3:50 PM  

Rey is the perfect Mary Sue, so it follows that she's gay. Reytico. Like we care.

Blogger Arthur Isaac December 07, 2019 3:54 PM  

The other thought I had is that Hollywood has always been set on adulterating Western culture. Whatever the boundary, they've ALWAYS been pushing it. They used to put more culture in the mix but these days there's just not that much left to defile. And it's obvious.

Blogger The Lab Manager December 07, 2019 3:55 PM  

We just can't enough fag, can we!

Blogger Azimus December 07, 2019 4:02 PM  

Idiocracy was wrong - in 500 years the best film won't be a video of someone's butt-cheeks flapping, it will simply be a group of 780 people standing in front of the camera saying "I'm a left-handed atheist Kiowa", "I'm a gay Rastafarian paraplegic Korean", "I'm a bestial anarchistic hairless Australian aboriginal". And after 90 minutes of these declarations they say "we fight for freedom!" followed by a 10 minute action sequence where they kung-fu destroy the numberless horde of cis-males. The End.

Blogger Newscaper312 December 07, 2019 4:09 PM  

Re Wolfenstein:Youngblood, they could have easily had the offspring be a boy and a girl, so you could pick either as the playable character. Instead you are ONLY given the option to play a girl.
Once again, "choice" is NS, as they want to replace instead of merely adding.

Blogger JAG December 07, 2019 4:13 PM  

I'm certain this new SW movie won't suck, it will be just mediocre like episode VII.

Overlord DVD has been releasing videos discussing leaks from people who attended various emergency screenings, and no matter how Disney and Jar Jar try to scramble the eggs with reshoots, the test audiences hate it.

The audiences laughed at the stupidity and even walked out in disgust at some scenes such as one where all the remaining original characters are killed off when the Falcon is destroyed. That scene was axed according to rumors due to the rage quits by the test audience.

Ep 9 will suck like nothing has ever sucked before. They'll have to pull a Captain Marvel, and buy up their own tickets so they can lie about how well it is doing. They are going to lose a lot of money on this, and then there won't be a SW movie for a long time after.

Blogger Amethyst Dominica December 07, 2019 4:24 PM  

J.J. Abrams claims to want a movie that accurately reflects the racial mixture of Earth. Doesn't that automatically limit the potential of this universe? Hamstring its ability to tell stories? I thought sci-fi was all about exploring the galaxy and seeing a wide variety of fantastic creatures of every shape and form. Now it's going to be something else entirely.

It's interesting. Abrams ruined Star Trek by turning it from a thoughtful speculative analogy of human social problems into a boring "pew pew" action movie and now he's going to ruin Star Wars by turning it from a fun "pew pew" action movie into a boring speculative analogy of human social problems. By the time he's done with both franchises, the Golden Goose is going to be gutted, defeathered, ground into kibble, thrown onto a dirt road and run over several times.

Oh well. At this point, the only purpose Star Wars serves is to fuel the cottage industry of people on Youtube tearing it down via video reviews. I'm looking forward to MauLer's and hackfraudmedia's takes on the latest film.

Blogger Duke Norfolk December 07, 2019 5:01 PM  

Critias wrote:At Halloween they had the Adams Family movie on TV. It's shocking how 'white' it was - no minorities anywhere. And that was only in the 90s.

I don't know where I saw the recommendation (it may have been here in the comment section some time ago), but I finally got around to watching Only The Brave. Made in 2017, all white characters, and a really good movie. I highly recommend it.

I'm almost surprised a movie of this sort was made in the current times. Masculine characters, white male heroes, etc.

Watch it.

Blogger Shane December 07, 2019 5:02 PM  

https://youtu.be/gxkn5sDSYVU
Unrelated but for your Dark Majesty's consideration....

Blogger Fuzzums Wuzzums December 07, 2019 5:05 PM  

JAG wrote:emergency screenings

Don't get me wrong, I hope it's the worst pile of shit ever to burn money on but this just shows Disney is interested in not making it suck.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash December 07, 2019 5:10 PM  

Shane wrote:Unrelated but for your Dark Majesty's consideration....
Vox doesn't watch videos. Maybe you should summarize it.

Blogger The Masked Menace December 07, 2019 5:12 PM  

These people are such hypocrites. Contemporary movies don't represent the people that populate the real world at all.

Blogger Hoyabembe December 07, 2019 5:21 PM  

Star Wars ended with Episode 3, which outside of the boring romance bits is actually pretty cool. A solid source of timeless memes.

Blogger Annabel Lee December 07, 2019 5:24 PM  

Amazing. I had no idea they were that unaware of the reality of male homosexuals. The propaganda is obviously working.

Blogger The Masked Menace December 07, 2019 5:27 PM  

When I was a very young boy the cultural elites pushed feminist propaganda 24/7. When I was a young man they pushed homosexual propaganda 24/7 (e.g Ellen Degenerate is suddenly continually everywhere). Now they're pushing transvestite propaganda 24/7.

It's not a coincidence that Bruce Jenner was suddenly a transvestite within days after the Supremacist Court arbitrarily and unilaterally decreed sodomy marriage legal. It's simply the next step in the decades old war on the minds of the masses.


Blogger Damelon Brinn December 07, 2019 5:34 PM  

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Blogger TheMaleRei December 07, 2019 5:37 PM  

@51
Well, it may not represent the people that populate the real world at all - but it points in the direction that they wish it to be, even if they still have a thousand steps to go. Subtle messages wrapped up in pretty colors. Propaganda at its finest.

Blogger Newscaper312 December 07, 2019 5:37 PM  

Just read a Wall St Journal article with Iger saying there will be a bit of a pause after Ep 9. Of course all the problems are blamed by the author on audience "fatigue", or nitpicking Star Wars sperg nerds cramping TPTB's creativity.
Its never that the movies suck, or that they handed them over to people who didnt get SW appeal and resented the core audience of straight white males and their heroes.

I will say again that still surprises me people thought the rot began with Last Jedi, when it was Force Awakens that already established that grrl power ruled and the anglo white males turned tail and ran away for *decades*, were losers.

Re Nu Trek, 2nd one did something more superficially thoughtful, but the message was all about "we are the bad guys", with Khan being a sort of Bin Laden (who is entirely our own fault), and going after him to kill him on the Klingon planet (Pakistan) was wrong.

Blogger Damelon Brinn December 07, 2019 5:38 PM  

I don't understand, how can we have a "rise of Skywalker" if all the Skywalker's are dead, either in real life or the movie?

No one's ever really gone.

Blogger Shane December 07, 2019 5:40 PM  

A hashtag refering to various classic metal songs as sung by the Donald.

Blogger Sargent.matrim December 07, 2019 5:41 PM  

This former Star Wars fan is looking forward to Rebel's Run, reading the vast array of Castalia Sci-fi books, along with other great works, and forgetting Disney Star Wars ever existed.

Blogger tuberman December 07, 2019 5:43 PM  

cecilhenry wrote:@31

Indeed, the level of delusion and ignorance regarding these things of the lay public, or EVEN the supposed, educated is truly shocking.

In a 3rd year medical class I remember an actual discussion about homosexual behavior and drug resistance and disease.

Somehow the question was asked by the professor of what was the typical number of male homosexual partners over say a 10 year period.

Now I sat silently and listened to the answer as I immediately knew a ballpark range (1000+ easy).

I watched highly intelligent female medical students and a lesser number of males give answers of 5 to 'same range as the rest of the population' and stare in complete disbelief at the number the prof gave (which was in the thousands)

Now these are supposed to reflective, curious and educated future professionals.

AND NOT A CLUE beyond the PC narrative.

And also certain they knew it all too!

They'd never even thought to ASK the question-- who is telling me about 'gay pride' and WHY???


Very Good comment:

Yep, cecil, true. My guess is that many people here know this stuff, but it was only about a dozen years ago that a light went off in my head about homos after recognizing that two of three I worked with were constantly sexually obsessed. The average homo is, in fact, a total perv, with only a few half way trying to be sane. It's their "life style" that kills them young. Normies ignore the constant clues to buy into the Narrative in this sicko area.

Blogger Pierre December 07, 2019 5:51 PM  

Some people still want to watch this movie... some of my friends still hope it "wont be that bad"... eeewwww.

If you really can't help yourself, buy a ticket for another movie and sneak in. No box office or cash for Devil Mouse. Make sure no-one sees you.

I think JAG is correct. They will destroy everything, even the Millenium Falcon. And they will also kill off both droids. Pointlessly.

Blogger TheMaleRei December 07, 2019 5:53 PM  

Amethyst Dominica wrote:J.J. Abrams claims to want a movie that accurately reflects the racial mixture of Earth. Doesn't that automatically limit the potential of this universe? Hamstring its ability to tell stories? I thought sci-fi was all about exploring the galaxy and seeing a wide variety of fantastic creatures of every shape and form. Now it's going to be something else entirely.

It's interesting. Abrams ruined Star Trek by turning it from a thoughtful speculative analogy of human social problems into a boring "pew pew" action movie and now he's going to ruin Star Wars by turning it from a fun "pew pew" action movie into a boring speculative analogy of human social problems. By the time he's done with both franchises, the Golden Goose is going to be gutted, defeathered, ground into kibble, thrown onto a dirt road and run over several times.

Oh well. At this point, the only purpose Star Wars serves is to fuel the cottage industry of people on Youtube tearing it down via video reviews. I'm looking forward to MauLer's and hackfraudmedia's takes on the latest film.


The Fandom Menace is real - even JJ Abrams has expressly mentioned it in an interview.
It is satisfying that so many fans are finally noticing and spreading the message on what messes many franchises have become thanks to convergence, even if the various YouTube channels and blogs don't use that language.
DC Comics, DC Movies, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Marvel Comics, Marvel Movies, Star Trek, Disney Star Wars, Terminator, Watchmen, Witcher - and who knows how many video game franchises - have all fallen and have been documented thoroughly online, especially YouTube.
Critical Drinker, E;R, Geeks & Gamers, Mauler / EFAP, Nerdrotic, OverlordDVD, Rags, Wolf, WorldClassBullshiters, and so many others have done a lot of good work in demolishing and utterly disemboweling the trash political messaging & storylines & writing & settings etc.
It's more satisfying also that the Fandom Menace is gate keeping - they're careful to keep the "I'm just like you, now let me in!" infiltrators out.

Blogger Ransom Smith December 07, 2019 6:19 PM  

They could fix this whole mess easily if they were willing to.
Have the Ma-rey Sue powers turn Rey into a psychopath, as logically it would. Have Kylo step up to be the hero, guided by ghost Luke.
Have some good dog fights, a short but emotional saber dual, and let Chewie get the last growl.
It's seriously not rocket science.
Yes, I'm well aware the likelihood of that is 0.00%.
I didn't say it would happen, just that it would work.

Blogger Damelon Brinn December 07, 2019 6:45 PM  

Gay character...SINGULAR?!

Red Letter Media had some laughs about that in their commentary for Rogue One. Either Finn or Poe declares his love for the other and gets shot down because the other guy is straight.

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei December 07, 2019 6:45 PM  

@36 - Many liberals, especially older ones, are like my mom: gung-ho for gay "rights" and "representation", but the slightest hint of actual gay sexual activity, and they're out with a disgusted "Ewwww!".

Blogger Cloudbuster December 07, 2019 7:11 PM  

Azimus wrote:Idiocracy was wrong - in 500 years the best film won't be a video of...

You're such an optimist. You think in 500 years they'll be able to build, maintain and operate a video camera. The only way there are cameras still around is if a reality-based society rises from the ashes of the current poz.

Blogger Lovekraft December 07, 2019 7:35 PM  

I thought it was consensus that C-3PO and Tarkin were light in the loafers and it didn't bother us.

We now have to picture an 80-year old Lando Dee Calrissian wearing heels?

Blogger tuberman December 07, 2019 8:35 PM  

Suspect that more and more of this will be revealed soon as controlled by Mossad. Epstein was the first domino.

Blogger SPQRCincinnatus December 07, 2019 8:41 PM  

When the "new" star wars movies came out about 20 years ago it was the first movie I ever walked out of. I instantly lost interest in anything "star wars" after that point. Sadly, I know plenty of guys who *became* star wars "fans" in their 30s. The whole "mouth open" next to star wars junk kind of photos all the time. I'm sure there is a term for it, but it's like adult adolescent-regression.

Blogger Lovekraft December 07, 2019 9:35 PM  

intentionally-suppressed by-product of Chik-Fil-A's abandoning of core principles:

https://onenewsnow.com/perspectives/bryan-fischer/2019/12/05/dan-cathy-dishonors-the-memory-of-his-father

Blogger Dan in Georgia December 07, 2019 10:56 PM  

Han Sulu?

Blogger Noah B. December 07, 2019 11:11 PM  

Bandwidth and storage costs can't plummet fast enough to make these movies worth downloading. And forget about paying money to see them in a theater.

Blogger Kiwi December 08, 2019 1:03 AM  

We have recliner chairs and wine service in our nice movie theaters. Where I live it's more shabby chic with couches and BYO, but unfortunately the movies ruin it.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( you think it's a coincidence that Tucker Carlson shares initials with Ted Cobbler? Never Go Full Retard ) December 08, 2019 3:01 PM  

69. SPQRCincinnatus December 07, 2019 8:41 PM
The whole "mouth open"



that's the notorious Soyboy "are you ready for your beardy blowjob?" face.


22. Pathfinderlight December 07, 2019 1:09 PM
I don't understand, how can we have a "rise of Skywalker" if all the Skywalker's are dead,


Rey "identifies" as a Skywalker
...
even though she's Palpatine's grand-daughter.

this is the natuaral logical consequence of Drag Queen Story Hour; anyone can identify as anything they want.



44. JAG December 07, 2019 4:13 PM
such as one where all the remaining original characters are killed off when the Falcon is destroyed.



wut?

they killed off Lando the original black space man? oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwd! [ / mikestoklasa ]


56. Newscaper312 December 07, 2019 5:37 PM
the rot began with Last Jedi, ... the anglo white males turned tail and ran away for *decades*, were losers.


we didn't actually know what Luke was doing at the end of TFA. if you remember, that was quite the Mystery Box that was creating expectations for TLJ.

yes, all of the girl power and boys of color thing was in TFA.

Blogger James Dixon December 08, 2019 9:16 PM  

> Some people still want to watch this movie

So watch it. Just don't pay for it. There are plenty of ways to do that.

Blogger OneWingedShark December 09, 2019 11:27 AM  

Doktor Jeep wrote:Notably we speak of things from Star Trek that we don't have now, like transporters and warp drive, bit our cell phones beat the pants off their communicators and anybody who fully exploits a LabVIEW module today would laugh at a Tricorder. I wonder if modern sci-fi is simply engineered to stifle imagination now and "woke" sci-fi is going to molest imagination in the basement.
There is a parallel with the US's education system: it is one I believe to be engineered to keep people form understanding, to indoctrinate, and if any knowledge is transferred at all to include a galvanizing coating of ego — but most of all to destroy imagination and creativity, after all the Chamber of Commerce corporations want robots and cattle, not thinking men!

MagisterLudi wrote:Good. People need to stop giving the Devil Mouse their money. May they go as woke broke as fast as possible
I wish our government would drop the hammer on Disney… but that's unlikely because it means actually enforcing things like anti-trust, RICO, and IP-law.

FUBARwest wrote:This new movie IS going to suck if the leaks about it are true. There is no metaphor, it will literally be a skin suit by the end of this movie. Fan fiction at its absolute worst.
You know, I've read some bad fanfiction and with a vast majority of them… well at least they're written by fans, people who actually like the source material. These movies seem like they're written by copy-and-paste from other stories, or maybe just skimming TvTropes and copying down random things to include.

The Depolrable Podunk Ken Ramsey wrote:At this point all I'm rooting for is the Misplaced Starbucks Latte to strike again, and show up on set.
Pretty much — the best part about this movie is going to be the YouTube reviews.

Amethyst Dominica wrote:Oh well. At this point, the only purpose Star Wars serves is to fuel the cottage industry of people on Youtube tearing it down via video reviews. I'm looking forward to MauLer's and hackfraudmedia's takes on the latest film.
Yep; add Doomcock to that list, too.

JAG wrote:Ep 9 will suck like nothing has ever sucked before. They'll have to pull a Captain Marvel, and buy up their own tickets so they can lie about how well it is doing. They are going to lose a lot of money on this, and then there won't be a SW movie for a long time after.
At this point I'm tempted to buy one (1) share of Disney stock, that way if they do pull a Captain Marvel, I'd have standing in court.

Blogger Storm Rhode December 13, 2019 2:09 AM  

I saw a copy of the script *spoiler* The emperor is revealed to be a grabbler who uses the Force to make JJ write that Rey is Luke's daughter and gay so the Skywalker line will end.

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