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Sunday, February 09, 2020

Deep State dog slayer

Pete Buttigeig is reported to have an even darker past than anyone had imagined.

Sunday, August 30, 1998
TEEN ARRESTED FOR DOG SLAYINGS

A local teen, Peter Buttigieg, has been arrested on suspicion of the recent killings of at least 5 dogs.

He doesn't look like a gay serial killer at all, does he? On the plus side, he would be the USA's first serial killer president, so it would mark a big step forward for diversity and inclusivity.

Team Sanders must be determined to knock Buttigeig out of the race in revenge for the Iowa debacle. Not that the little gay guy ever had any chance of winning a general election, much less one against the god-emperor.

And let's face it, these reports are at least as verifiably true as the reports of Russian collusion with the Trump campaign.


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89 Comments:

Blogger Ken Prescott February 09, 2020 2:09 PM  

Minor offender's names aren't usually released.

Blogger Unknown February 09, 2020 2:10 PM  

Definitely fake. I've used that headline generator before.

Blogger Ken Prescott February 09, 2020 2:11 PM  

And when you look around on Teh Interwebz...

https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

That said, yeah, he does have that barely-contained axe-murderer vibe.

Blogger MJ Meyers February 09, 2020 2:18 PM  

A Twitter commenter linked to this site, which purports to create fake articles. https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Blogger Pathfinderlight February 09, 2020 2:19 PM  

Wow, I can't wait for the multi-year media campaign against animal cruelty.

Blogger Mitch Connor February 09, 2020 2:22 PM  

Let the record reflect that Pete Buttplug has not been exonerated for the slaughter of five innocent dogs.

Blogger Statix February 09, 2020 2:34 PM  

RIP Dave Reilly, who's about to be banned for spreading fake news against a Democrat.

Fake news against a Republican is fine, and would be forgiven. It's only when it's against a Democrat that it warrants a ban.

Blogger The CronoLink February 09, 2020 2:43 PM  

Oh my God, just look at him. He's a fucking furry. Of course he's a sadist degenerate.

Blogger Azimus February 09, 2020 2:45 PM  

Our first October surprise!

Blogger Dan in Georgia February 09, 2020 2:50 PM  

This *could* be verified. Ask E. Michael Jones if he remembers any dogs going missing / turning up dead in the 90s. He lives or lived on the same street as #ButtHesGay.

Blogger God Emperor Memes February 09, 2020 2:50 PM  

Pete Dahmer, eh?

Blogger Dark glasses Woody February 09, 2020 2:53 PM  

He looks like the singer from the Animals.

Blogger Dave February 09, 2020 2:55 PM  

Gamma spergs coming out of the woodwork.

Blogger Gregory the Tall February 09, 2020 2:55 PM  

He doesn't look like a gay serial killer at all, does he?
Well, now that you ask...

Blogger Skyler the Weird February 09, 2020 2:56 PM  

He didn't kill them himself, he procured them for Michael Vick.

Blogger thalios February 09, 2020 2:58 PM  

How do we know the fake newspaper clipping generator is itself not a LARP to hide the real truth? And when I say real truth, I mean the real REAL truth! Real.

Blogger Dan in Georgia February 09, 2020 3:00 PM  

So, Mister--uh, are you the Mr. or the Mrs.? Uh, Mx. Buttgage, oh, It's pronounced how?...ok, when did you stop killing your neighbor's dogs?

Blogger Balkan Yankee February 09, 2020 3:01 PM  

Only 5 murdered dogs? Sanders needs to pick up his game. Next time he should allege firestarting and bedwetting.

Blogger Vachilles February 09, 2020 3:04 PM  

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Blogger Crew February 09, 2020 3:09 PM  

Biden also seems to have a thing about dogs:

Biden Lashes Out at Female New Hampshire Voter Asking About His Poor Performance in Iowa, ‘You’re a Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier’

Maybe he was just calling her a "lying bitch" but I can't decode the Pony Soldier bit.

Blogger aps February 09, 2020 3:17 PM  

Geez that picture doesn't do him any favours.

Blogger tuberman February 09, 2020 3:18 PM  

Unknown wrote:Definitely fake. I've used that headline generator before.

No. Body. Cares. It's funny~!

Blogger Scott February 09, 2020 3:28 PM  

It's hard to tell what's real and what's satire anymore.

Blogger Curlytop February 09, 2020 3:38 PM  

That is one creepy yearbook photo. Age has helped Pete mask that maniacal "just got back from hiding a body inside the wall" look. However, his dead shark eyes are still present.

Blogger SciVo February 09, 2020 4:00 PM  

@Scott:

It's hard to tell what's real and what's satire anymore.

When I say that I want to know who is under David Brock's rose bushes, I mean that quite literally. Physiognomy is real, and he looks like he has probably surreptitiously buried several nine-year-old boys.

Blogger bramley says "Enoch was right" February 09, 2020 4:03 PM  

Crew wrote:
I can't decode the Pony Soldier bit.


Weren't the Pony Soldiers the gang led by Corn Pop?

Blogger The Pitchfork Rebel February 09, 2020 4:05 PM  

Certainly,explains his enthusiasm for killing defenseless human beings.

I can't help but remember when orthodox Catholic priests' opinions against abortion were dismissed with "if priests could marry, abortion would be a sacrament", now all of a sudden we should uncritically accept the opinion of a homosexual on the matter.

Blogger SciVo February 09, 2020 4:06 PM  

@Crew:

Maybe he was just calling her a "lying bitch" but I can't decode the Pony Soldier bit.

"Dog and pony show"
"Dog-faced pony soldier"

It's dementia.

Blogger Dole February 09, 2020 4:15 PM  

Not completely fake news... the picture is real.

Blogger D. February 09, 2020 4:21 PM  

speaking dogs:

Candidate Biden to New Hampshire Woman: “You’re a Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier”…

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/02/09/candidate-biden-to-new-hampshire-woman-youre-a-lying-dog-faced-pony-soldier/

Blogger Stilicho February 09, 2020 4:28 PM  

On one hand, butthesgay just picked up some korean voters. On the other, all bernie has to say is "I don't know what he did with any dogs" .

Blogger Bucephalus February 09, 2020 4:47 PM  

Booger from Revenge of the Nerds?

Blogger Joe Smith February 09, 2020 4:48 PM  

I don't know if this is true or false, but it certainly feels true, so...

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( the worst problem with being an inveterate smartass; no one knows when to take you seriously ) February 09, 2020 5:01 PM  

4. MJ Meyers February 09, 2020 2:18 PM
A Twitter commenter linked to this site


perhaps you're not very good at language comprehension?

here, let me quote the relevant portion of Vox's post for you:
And let's face it, these reports are at least as verifiably true as the reports of Russian collusion with the Trump campaign.

Blogger Steve Samson February 09, 2020 5:31 PM  

So, in light of the last post... All the GE has to ask him in the debate is "so tell me, do you still murder dogs?"

Blogger Akuma February 09, 2020 5:59 PM  

The real question that needs to be asked is:
Where are is Psychiatric Medical records located?

Blogger Johnny February 09, 2020 6:02 PM  

I spend a little time looking for a confirmation and came up with:

>>Fake news. He was only charged with involuntary dogslaughter after a series of bungled "enhanced interrogations" to find out which one of them pooped on his porch.
His handler in Langley helped him get off.<<

What a shame. It would be more fun if it were actually true.

Blogger rumpole5 February 09, 2020 6:06 PM  

Caveat emptor. Torture of animals when young is a hallmark of the budding psychopath. When I worked as a prosecutor I used to get phone calls about one of my death row defendants who reportedly liked to bury cats up to their necks and run over them with a lawn mower. Another caller reported that the same fellow was into the gay scene in Daytona Beach. The crime scene photos showed that one of the victims, who had been clubbed to death, had his pants pulled down. The media narrative was that he was completely innocent.

Blogger Shield up sword swinging pipes blasting February 09, 2020 6:12 PM  

Buttigieg sounds like the name of a freak hybrid dog breed.... Maybe Pete got jealous of all the normal straight happy dogs enjoying their natural God given American lifestyles.

Blogger Shield up sword swinging pipes blasting February 09, 2020 6:15 PM  

True, true, doesn't their have to be six murders to call forth evil demons??? I'm not really into that Israeli crap so I'm unsure?

Blogger VD February 09, 2020 6:22 PM  

Dear spergs,

While I understand that human relations are difficult and mysterious for you, perhaps it might be helpful to be informed that at no time has anyone in human history ever appreciated an individual explaining a joke without requesting the explanation. Doing so is neither helpful nor wanted, and no one thinks you are smart or well-informed as a result of your explanation.

I hope you will find this useful in your future endeavors.

Regards,
Vox

Blogger The Observer February 09, 2020 6:24 PM  

God, that's an ugly mug.

Phrenology may have something to it after all. Certainly after a while of being steeped in either, good and evil alike shine through on peoples' faces.

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei February 09, 2020 6:30 PM  

Let's be fair: maybe those dogs were telling him to kill the president, so he was doing a noble public service.

Blogger Cloudbuster February 09, 2020 6:31 PM  

Definitely fake. I've used that headline generator before.

The problem with things like that headline generator, deep fake video software and the like is that any real evidence can be easily explained away and swept under the rug.

Blogger D E K February 09, 2020 6:44 PM  

I find it very unfortunate , that in the nonenglish speaking countries his silly name is lost for the people. Having a gay candidate with butt and an end that also could sound like gay is in itself hilarious, but german newsspeaker try to pronounce his name in all earnest.

Blogger Shadow Banisher February 09, 2020 6:54 PM  

There's another article going around about him winning some kind of district writing contest in school. His subject was Bernie Sanders.

Blogger Billy February 09, 2020 6:56 PM  

What was Anal Pete doing

Blogger Gulo Gulo February 09, 2020 7:00 PM  

I knew a kid in high school that looked just like him. Had fetal alcohol syndrome and was really “off””.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine February 09, 2020 7:02 PM  

"The real question that needs to be asked is:
Where are is Psychiatric Medical records located?"


Probably spirited away into his handler's blackmail folder. Or just vanished so that the other contents of said folder can't be easily escaped on an insanity plea.

Blogger Watchu talkin bout Willis February 09, 2020 7:06 PM  

I don't appreciate this candidate's attempt to appropriate Straight Culture.

Blogger Meng Greenleaf February 09, 2020 7:09 PM  

That picture! He's going to give creepy-Joe a run for his money :-D

As an aside: I wondered if modern Western Societies, say circa eighteenth/nineteenth centuries, can be maintained by the post-modern European posterity that currently inhabit the Americas and Europe? Maybe its possible, but then again, maybe it’s not possible. Perhaps it's no more possible, than it would be for Somalians to recreate the splendor of the 1800s? Rome gave way to European Civilization, so long as Eurpeans don't go exstinct, then there's hope something better can be derived.

I was also wondering about European populations - are we more adaptable than other populations? Are we more susceptible to dysgenesis? And what role did war, snow and execution play in culling the gammas et.al. from within European populations (and removing their spiteful mutations from contaminating the wider gene pool)?

Oh, I finished "City Beyond Time: Tales of the Fall of Metachronopolis" and wrote a review (on Amazon). This was the second audio book that I’ve listened to. I found it very enjoyable. If you’re a fan of Sci-Fi, then this is one worth checking out.

Blogger Clay February 09, 2020 7:12 PM  

I suspect that most serial killers have be "pet" killers as well. I saw a special on Jim Jones the other nite, saying how he would kill cats and dogs, just so he could perform "funerals" for his neighbor-kids. I think we even had one in our neighborhood when I was younger. About 5 cats disappeared in a 6 month span. No trace ever found, and we didn't have bobcats or coyotes in that suburban setting. It started hitting the newspapers.

I used to read gas meters in my younger days, for about 1 1/2 years. I can remember browsing by a meter to get the reading, and thought to myself, "what was that"? I walked back over to the house, and lying there was the skinned cat. It had been "cleaned" and skinned, just like I would have done to a deer or hog. Couldn't even have the decency to throw the remains in a freezer, or garbage can.

Of course, we usually had was is known as a gut-pit, where I usually hunted. Typically a sink-hole on the property.

Blogger CostelloM February 09, 2020 7:19 PM  

I still think Hillary would have made a better first presidential serial killer and she certainly has a longer resume. Maybe a Buthesgay/Clinton ticket? We can dream!

Blogger SciVo February 09, 2020 7:35 PM  

Dear spergs,

The joke is that Vox is completely serious.

Regards,
Scientivore

Blogger VFM #7634 February 09, 2020 7:35 PM  

Not completely fake news... the picture is real.

Very Strzok-esque.

Blogger Crew February 09, 2020 8:03 PM  

OK, I think I understand what Biden meant by a "Pony Soldier".

He means she's been ridden too frequently.

Blogger Dave February 09, 2020 8:05 PM  

I wish they would heed your advice, Vox, but what are the odds? They're spergs. If only there was a way to weaponize them, you'd have an army. You could deploy them to Kathie Griffin shows where they would annoy her audience by explaining every one of her jokes. And yes, they would attempt to explain every joke.

Blogger Silent Draco February 09, 2020 8:21 PM  

"I saw Buttgieg with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking the streets of South Bend in the rain.
He was looking for a stray pu-u-peee,
Gonna make big dish of beef chow mein."

Blogger John Regan February 09, 2020 8:31 PM  

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Blogger Snidely Whiplash February 09, 2020 8:41 PM  

Vox posted a joke specifically to make you sperg, and explain the joke, so that he would be able to deliver a lesson in not annoying people.
4-D chess, people.

Blogger Thad Tuiol February 09, 2020 9:17 PM  

It's funny how middle age fucks some people over in the looks department but actually benefits others. Pete is definitely in the latter category.

Blogger Lazarus February 09, 2020 9:25 PM  

After reading this thread and listening to the Darkstream, I have come to the conclusion that Vox is a successful version of A.I.

Blogger Lazarus February 09, 2020 10:22 PM  

Obviously a fake. Guys like that crucify cats or set them on fire. They don't go after dogs.

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 February 09, 2020 11:05 PM  

While a fake, how many people honestly wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be real?

Blogger AbnEng February 10, 2020 12:02 AM  

I grew up on the Berenstein timeline, and I'm having trouble getting this one straight. On this timeline, Mayor Pete being a serial killer is fake news, but 62% of the New Hampshire democratic party saying they would rather a meteorite exterminated the human race than have Trump being re-elected?

I thought Trump was a reality TV star. Do you all have a chubby woman named Lewinsky that was the first female Vice President?

Blogger Vaughan Williams February 10, 2020 1:54 AM  

I appreciate the people who said it was a fake. I was too busy to click the link, so I took Vox post at face value. Because it was believable.

Blogger Shimshon February 10, 2020 3:42 AM  

As Dan Rather said about the faked TANG letter, by way of excusing his gullibility in pursuit of going after Bush, "fake but accurate." Look at that face! He may as well be a dog-killing psychopath. Of course, it would help if one of the big six media conglomerates picked up the story.

As far as Sanders, if he is the source, maybe it's projection?

Blogger Gregory the Tall February 10, 2020 4:14 AM  

Basic logic:
From the fact that this is a joke it cannot be concluded he did not do it.

Blogger Dan in Georgia February 10, 2020 4:44 AM  

Silent Draco wrote:"I saw Buttgieg with a Chinese menu in his hand,

Walking the streets of South Bend in the rain.

He was looking for a stray pu-u-peee,

Gonna make big dish of beef chow mein."


Werewolf!
Werewolf?
There wolf.
There castle.

Blogger Cary Kembla February 10, 2020 4:46 AM  

If that picture gave you a vague sense of deja vu, google 'Jon Venables'

Blogger Dan in Georgia February 10, 2020 4:48 AM  

Totally innocent. The real perp was Mr Slave. Lemmiwinks has to evidence.

Blogger Cary Kembla February 10, 2020 4:50 AM  

If that picture gave you a vague sense of deja vu, google 'Jon Venables'

Blogger tublecane February 10, 2020 4:58 AM  

Alfred E. Newman as Lee Harvey Oswald.

Blogger SciVo February 10, 2020 4:59 AM  

@Thad Tuiol:

It's funny how middle age fucks some people over in the looks department but actually benefits others. Pete is definitely in the latter category.

My anecdotal observation is that middle age favors the childless. This is consistent with the mental models that kids cause stress and stress causes aging.

Blogger Unknown February 10, 2020 5:29 AM  

Twitter have deleted the tweet, so here's an archived link:

https://web.archive.org/web/20200209175206/https:/twitter.com/realDaveReilly/status/1226556362202611713

Blogger Section 8A February 10, 2020 6:10 AM  

Is this one of those russians meddling in the elections thing again?

Blogger tublecane February 10, 2020 9:05 AM  

@74- Know what causes stress and premature death? The homo "lifestyle."

Of course, it helps to have spook handlers telling you what to do all day.

Blogger Robert What? February 10, 2020 11:32 AM  

Buttcrack has those eyes that make you want to clear all the children out of the room.

Blogger Mother Country February 10, 2020 11:50 AM  

Mayor Pete seems to have had some cosmetic work done (possibly a discreet brow-lift), plus regular workouts on the buccinator, obicularis oris, and masseter muscles.

Blogger Dan in Georgia February 10, 2020 3:23 PM  

Inside Mayor Pete are two wolves. One is gay, the other is his husband, who is gay. Together they are gay.

Blogger map February 10, 2020 5:44 PM  

Best nickname for Buttigieg:

Buttitches.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( the worst problem with being an inveterate smartass; no one knows when to take you seriously ) February 10, 2020 6:08 PM  

he had cosmetic work done as a teenage dog strangler?

Blogger eclecticme February 10, 2020 8:12 PM  

We have his campaign song now. Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon.

Blogger Mother Country February 10, 2020 8:19 PM  

82 furor Kek tonicus said: he had cosmetic work done as a teenage dog strangler?

No, silly, since then. He was too busy strangling dogs in HS to get plastic surgery, and besides, he hadn't yet met up with his globalist minions to pay for it. Seriously, something looks different now, and after careful comparison, I do believe there is more space below his eyebrows now, which gives him a slightly less creepy visual vibe now.

Blogger Unknown February 10, 2020 11:01 PM  

For real!

Blogger Unknown February 10, 2020 11:08 PM  

Slick willy was potus then😂

Blogger Unknown February 10, 2020 11:14 PM  

🙋🏼‍♀️

Blogger Boomer55 February 11, 2020 6:59 AM  

This is all fun and games, but chickenshit editors at outlets like the NYT ran articles like this on Trump at least twice a week, THIS RIDICULOUS, not just critical pieces.

Blogger MrNiceguy February 11, 2020 5:59 PM  

Commies only kill dogs *after* taking over the means of production.

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